0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hello, I'm Conor Mallard and welcome to the show full of lovable,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10silly animals Walk On The Wild Side.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12That makes me think of that song...
0:00:12 > 0:00:15MUSIC: "Walk on The Wild Side" by Lou Reed
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Doo-doo. #
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Yeah, I love that song. OK, that has inspired me.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22OK, come back to me in a bit and I'll have something for you.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Need to start composing in my Quack book.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Can't believe everybody forgot my birthday.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I mean, I don't expect much but maybe a card or two
0:01:00 > 0:01:04and, well, maybe a small present, and a little bit of chocolate...
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Surprise!- Oh!- Happy birthday, Clive, your parties getting started!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:10 > 0:01:13'Oh, you guys, I thought you'd all forgot!'
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I got to go! I got to go! I got to go! I got to go!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Find me the loo! Find me the loo! Where are the woods?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Where are the woods? I need a tree! I need a tree! I need a tree!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I need a tree! Somebody, help me, quickly, now! Help me, please!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Help me, help me, help me!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, wait, oh, panic over.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31False alarm, I think.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Well done, boys, safety in numbers, that's what I say.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Yeah, this whale disguise is brilliant. It's foolproof!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41No-one wants to touch us when we look like this.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44In fact, I reckon, yeah, the only creature that could possibly...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46RARGH!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Ah!- Ah!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Oh, well, back to the drawing board, I suppose.- Yeah.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Nick, if you are down in the cellar
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- can you bring up a bottle of lemonade?- No problem, love!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02BUZZING
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, I see the stairlift is finally working properly.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, I forgot, we need some ice too. Can you go back down?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11No worries, Tanya.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'll just press this button. Oh.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15BUZZING
0:02:15 > 0:02:17There we are.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, something's gone wrong. Er...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, no. Erm...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah, I think that's it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Don't know why he can't just use the stairs.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I... I... - RECORD SCRATCHING
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, yeah... I...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I... Oh, yeah!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Er, what's...what's Phil doing, exactly?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Oh, Cheryl, look.- Oh, gross!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- What is he...?- Oh!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh, that is HEINOUS!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Phil, disgusting!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Rank, dude.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hang on, hang on, nearly there.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, that's got it.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Phil! That is well rough.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Oh, I do love a swim in the ocean. I'm very much a seafarer.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Prefer swimming to flying, me, which...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- ALL:- Shark! Shark! Get out!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- There's a shark! - There's a shark!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh, what are them lot flapping about?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Hey, you all right, fellas?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- ALL:- Shark! Shark! Shark!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27What, "park"? What are you talking about, "park"? This is an ocean!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- There's a shark!- There's a shark!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33"Bark"?! I'm not a dog, I'm an albatross, aren't I?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Like you lot!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Look out!- What is up?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- There's a shark!- There's a shark!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41What is up with them... Oh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Whoa! Ha-ha!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, shark, yes, cheers, fellas.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Hoo-hoo, what am I like, eh?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# Groovin'
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# On a Sunday afternoon
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Really
0:04:04 > 0:04:08# Couldn't get away too soon
0:04:10 > 0:04:15# I can't imagine anything that's better
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# The world is ours whenever we're together
0:04:20 > 0:04:27# There ain't a place I'd like to be instead of groovin'
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Down a crowded avenue. #
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ah, peace and quiet!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Just what I need. A bit of me time, for once.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- All right, Barry?- Oh, no, not you! - Oh, no, not you!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Oh, what you think you're doing? - What do you think you're doing?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Leave me alone!- Leave me alone!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Stop IT!- Stop it!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, you're so annoying!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes, I am and an annoying mirror bird.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55What you say, I say, what you do, I do. Where you go I go!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, he's gone.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# Ah! #
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Hello, fish!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Huh?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07God here. How's it floating?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- So sorry, I couldn't help myself there.- Oh, nice one, God.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Anyway, quick update from up here.
0:05:17 > 0:05:23Lots of people walking about, some cars, aeroplanes, computer games
0:05:23 > 0:05:26and, oh, and the iPhone.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Probably a bit hard for you to get your head around?- Eh?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh, well, see you around.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34What is he on about?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37# Ah! #
0:05:39 > 0:05:42What? What?!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49One day Freddie was sitting on his favourite stump
0:05:49 > 0:05:50when all of a sudden...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Burp! Parp! Burp! Parp!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Ooh, oh, sorry, ooh, I just can't stop furping. Burp!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ooh, oh, excuse me. Burp! Ah, oof.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Oh. Burp! Parp! Squeak!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# It's Freddie the furping squirrel. #
0:06:04 > 0:06:07MUSIC: "Superfly" by Curtis Mayfield
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hey, baby!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Cool!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, yeah!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Mmm-hm!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Superfly!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Feeling funky.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Now we're talking.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Got to fly.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Have it!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Have it!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Have it!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Have it!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Have what? Have what?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Have it!- Have what?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Have it.- Have what?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Have it!- Have WHAT?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Have it.- Have what?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Have it!- Oh, right!- "Have it"!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Have it!- Have it!- Have it!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Have it!- Have it!- Have it!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Have it!- Have it!- Have it! - Have it!- Have it!- Have it!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oh, a fish balloon!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mmm, pop! Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Brains!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Brains!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Brains, I need brains!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Give me brains!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Or, you know, just a nice veggie lasagne.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01I'm not fussy, really, just a bit peckish.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hey, Conor Mallard here.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You'll be pleased to know I've been working away
0:08:08 > 0:08:11and I have a little something for you.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14See what you think and I'll pop it on my Facebeak page after the show.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Here we go.
0:08:15 > 0:08:21# Millions and millions and millions of animals
0:08:21 > 0:08:25# Compare me to Justin Beaver
0:08:25 > 0:08:30# Some of them furry And some have got tentacles
0:08:30 > 0:08:31# Oh, no!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- #I don't like those ones either - FLAMINGOES SHOUTING
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# They are... #
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Ahem, er...
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Hi, guys, I love you all but I'm just trying to do a new song, here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Ha-ha-ha. Er... - THEY ALL SHOUT
0:08:45 > 0:08:47OK, right, do excuse me a minute.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Have a watch of another pop-based celeb while I speak to my...fans.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Conor!- Conor!- Love you!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Love you, Conor!- Conor!- Conor!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh, no, kids! CAMERA CLICKING
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Sorry, they're back again.- Oh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I know, I know,
0:09:05 > 0:09:09but I'm afraid it's just comes from being part of the Bearkham family.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Please, just leave us alone!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13CAMERA CLICKING
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Right, come on, Brooklyn, Romeo, quick, follow me!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Whee!- Whee!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Yeah, you can go home now! You've got your pictures!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26We've had to get all wet now.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, Posh Bearkham is going to be so mad with us.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32HE SINGS:
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Your goat may be at risk if you
0:09:50 > 0:09:52don't keep up repayments on your goat.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Actual goats may differ from goats on screen.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Goat Compere accepts no responsibility
0:09:56 > 0:09:57if this goat advert gets on your goat.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Last day of work - no-one seems to have noticed.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I thought we might have had a few drinks, or something.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm not going to see those guys for ages...
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Surprise, grandma!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10CHEERING AND MUSIC
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh, thanks, guys!
0:10:14 > 0:10:20Oh, hello, I know why you're here. Come to see my bottom, haven't you?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22My world-famous owl bottom?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Well, maybe I won't let you see it? Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Or maybe I will? Ha-ha-ha! Oh.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, you want to see my bottom that looks like an owl?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Well, go on, then, but only cos you're you!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38(I'll even do the voice for you.)
0:10:38 > 0:10:42"Woo! Woo!"
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Well, there you are. Some people are just lucky, I guess.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Or maybe I sat on an owl? Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, that's for you to decide.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Tatty-bye!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I tell you what, Paul, I've seen some things out here
0:10:56 > 0:10:58but that takes the biscuit.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00MUSIC: "Oh So Quiet" by Bjork
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, I love this one!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05# Do-do-doo doo do, shh!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Doo doo-doo do doo
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Doo-doo do doo doo do. #
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Shh!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17# It's oh so quiet
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Shh! Shh!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24# It's oh so still
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Shh! Shh!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31# You're all alone
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Shh! Shh!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37# And so peaceful until
0:11:37 > 0:11:38# Ba da-da da!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# You fall in love
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# Zing, boom
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# The sky up above
0:11:44 > 0:11:45# Zing, boom
0:11:45 > 0:11:48# Is caving in
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Wow, bang!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# You've never been so nuts about a guy
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# You want to laugh, you want to cry
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# You cross your heart and hope to die
0:11:57 > 0:12:02# Till it's over and then. #
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Shh! Shh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And for my first impression tonight, a bee.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Thanks very much.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I... - RECORD SCRATCHING
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Yeah! I...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I... I...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh, yeah!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Oh, there's another shark! Gavin, get out of the water!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Gavin! Gavin!- Gavin, there's a shark!- Get out!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Are them lot flapping about something again?!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Shark!- Shark!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47"Dark"? It's broad daylight!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Ooh, ooh, another shark.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Ho-ho, oh, cheers, fellas. Water in the years, I think.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59Right, we are going to nail the secret handshake today, Ryan.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01So, you start by spinning like this, yeah?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03That's it, then the handshake. So, give me your left...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- No, no, give me your left. No. - Spinney, spinney, spinney!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07No, that's too many spins.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Clap, clappity, clap, clap! - No, there's no clapping involved.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Spinning, spinning!- Come here!
0:13:12 > 0:13:17- Then there's the scratching. - No scratching!- Spinning! Whoa.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, God, look, we'll just try again tomorrow, Ryan.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26Oi-oi, got a trick for you! Here we go, abracadabra, hocus-pocus, etc.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Hup...
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Hup...
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Hup...hup!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Ta-da! Whoops!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I'm going to need that Malteaser for later.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Hello, fellow crustaceans, it's me Shelldon,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41everyone's least favourite crab.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Widen your gills and take a deep breath
0:13:44 > 0:13:48as it's time for Underwater Burping Clampionships!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:54 > 0:13:57First up, it's the reigning clampion Michelle.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00She is from the English Channel, her hobbies are swimming
0:14:00 > 0:14:02and dislikes are being eaten and seagulls.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Go for it, Michelle!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Bu-u-u-u-urp!
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Burptastic!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12That could knock the fins of a dolphin but can it be beaten?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Join us shortly to find out.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm getting out of here. It absolutely reeks.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:23 > 0:14:24'Ahhhh!'
0:14:24 > 0:14:26What is that noise?!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28It sounds like a UFO, or something.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29'Ahhh!'
0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's getting nearer.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Ahhhh!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Oh, it's you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39AHHHHH!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Hello!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45When playing the imaginary piano it is vital to warm up properly.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50First, gently massage the fingers then wet them to avoid injury. Now!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52MUSIC: "The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# Da doo da Da da da doo de doo do de doo doo
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# Doo-doo-doo do-de do de doo doo
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Ya-ta-ta dooby dooby doo. #
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Oh, that is beautiful. Don't mind if I do say so myself.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Here's another one for you. This is a wasp.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Also available at weddings and bar mitzvahs.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29# I...really, really, really really, really love snow
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# I really, really, really really love snow
0:15:31 > 0:15:34# It's so cold, oh, man!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# I'm going to build me a snowman
0:15:36 > 0:15:38# Really, really, really really, really love snow
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# I really, really, really really, really love snow
0:15:41 > 0:15:44# Really, really, really really, really, really,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47# Really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY love snow! #
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, hi, there. I'm really loving snow.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Hello there, Ross Lovesworm here,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56live at the very spot it has been reported
0:15:56 > 0:15:59that the legendary Gruffalo low has been seen.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Unfortunately, I am yet to have come into any form of contact
0:16:02 > 0:16:05with the Gruffalo but I'm constantly on the lookout
0:16:05 > 0:16:08and promise I will get back to you as soon as I hear or spot anything
0:16:08 > 0:16:13of this furry brown beast with two small horns.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Ha, that's Ross Lovesworm reporting.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Now, where did I put my glasses? Oh, erm...
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Please, welcome onto the stage Bongo Prawn.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# Mama was queen of the mambo
0:16:31 > 0:16:32# Papa was king of the Congo
0:16:32 > 0:16:35# Deep down in the jungle I start banging my first bongos
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# So I play my boogie for the people of this city
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# But they don't go crazy when I banging all my boogie
0:16:42 > 0:16:45# I'm the king of the bongo King of the Bongo
0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Hear me when I come baby
0:16:48 > 0:16:52# King of the Bongo King of the Bongo. #
0:16:52 > 0:16:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I don't like it, I love it!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02For massive yeses!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Thanks very much.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07What are we doing here? I don't even like wrestling.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Take that you bandit! - Come here and I'll box your ears...
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Oh, I don't know, nothing else to do, was there?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17This is awful. Call that fighting?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- How much with those tickets again? - Not much.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Shall we ask for our money back?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- ..down to Chinatown, sir!- Quite, sir! - Felled again...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26What on earth was that supposed to be?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Have no fear, Reginald! - Oh, look, it's a tag team.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Not made it any more exciting, though, has it?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- ..take that!- You take this!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Ha-ha-ha! I win!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Oh, look at that, he hardly touched him!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Fix!- Fix!- It's a fix! - Fix, you fixed it!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Oh, my gosh, though,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46have you heard that Sheila is going out with Kevin from number six?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I totally had dibs on Kevin, like, a month ago, yeah?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Before he broke up with Tanya, innit?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- That Sheila has always been trouble, though.- Yeah, always.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55And have you seen her feathers?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yeah, I heard that it's totally not real, though!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00They are well feather extensions, though, is it?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Hi, Tiffany, high, Stacey!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh, hi, Sheila. So great to see you.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- I love your feathers. They is well pretty.- Thanks, girls.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# Let it shine...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Dave? Dave?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Take your headphones off, I'm stuck in the... Dave!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Dave, take your headphones off, I'm stuck in the dung! Dave!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Dave, I'm stuck! Dave!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Dave! I'm stuck.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27David!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, no, not again! Ah!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Argh!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35No! David! David!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# Baby you're a...
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Take your headphones off! I'm stuck, I can't get...
0:18:40 > 0:18:43# Let your colours burn...
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Ah! Ah! Ah! Dave! Dave! Dave!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48# Oh, you've got me going...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Dave! David!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ah, how's you doing? Now, you don't mind me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03No, no, no, I just here, I just make the dough ball.
0:19:03 > 0:19:09Watch, watch, I'll do it again. It's easy. I just make the dough ball.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12If somebody said to me, "Why don't you make the pizza?"
0:19:12 > 0:19:17I say, "No, no, I'm the dough ball crab, I just make the dough ball."
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Garlic bread?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21I spit on the garlic bread.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26No, I don't make garlic bread, no, I just make the dough ball.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, I miss Mama.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Hey, there, sorry about last time but I'm back again
0:19:37 > 0:19:39and I've been working on another song.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Go on Tweeter after this and spread the word.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's a love song called Quackers For You.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Here we go.
0:19:48 > 0:19:56# Girl, when I first saw your beak I wasn't at my peak
0:19:56 > 0:20:00# I'd eaten dodgy bread but then you said
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# Hey, Conor, boy I love your moves
0:20:05 > 0:20:12# Well, then I brushed my plumes and thought, "It's time to groove"
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- # I'm going Quackers... # - THEY ALL SHOUT
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Oh, er, well, here we go again!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Ha-ha-ha, sorry about this. Sorry.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Hi, girls, how are you doing? Are you all right?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- APPLAUSE - Bravo!- Bravo!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Yes, Jolly good.- That was great. - Well done, well done.- Well done!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Encore!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Excellent, absolutely wonderful.- Bravo!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I don't enjoy the theatre but I'm really going to recommend that.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Oh, I'm so proud. My son played Prince Charming. Yours?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Oh, mine were the third tree on the left, in scene two.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh, well, I...
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I remember thinking that tree was very good! Ahem.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Boing!- Boing!- Boing!- Boing!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Boing!- Boing!- Boing!- Boing! - Boing!- Boing!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Boing!- Ha-ha-ha!- Boing! Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Boing!- Boing!- Ha-ha-ha!- Boing! - Boing! Ha-ha-ha!- Boing!
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Why have you stopped?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Well, I think it's about time you just GREW UP!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh, don't you want to boing with me?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh, only joking!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Got you! Come on!- Michelle!
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Boing!- Boing!- Boing!- Boing!- Boing! - Boing!- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Boing!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Hello, again!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Ross Lovesworm here once more and I'm afraid to say it's bad news.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48There still is absolutely no sign whatsoever of the bi-horned,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50scruffy Gruffalo beast
0:21:50 > 0:21:54with a head big enough for someone like me to stand on and report from.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I've a feeling this isn't going to end as we'd hoped
0:21:57 > 0:22:00but please bear with me just a while longer
0:22:00 > 0:22:02because Ross Lovesworm hates to disappoint.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Right, time for a quick cup of lovely worm tea, I think. Yeah.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15# I love digestives - mm!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Jammie Dodgers
0:22:17 > 0:22:21# Garibaldi, chocolate chip cookie or a Hobnob
0:22:21 > 0:22:23# Give me a Bourbon
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Or shortbread fingers
0:22:25 > 0:22:30# I'll always risk it I'm the Lemur who loves a biscuit. #
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yeah!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Biscuit bow!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Hey, Hattie, are you OK? - Bit annoyed, actually.- Really? Why?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45It's this twig, it just keeps bothering me all the time.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Oh, right, OK.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- It's just right there, like, all over my face.- Well...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Maybe if I bite it?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Possibly.- Now it's in my nose!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Right, well, you could just... - Now it's on my head!
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Hattie, why don't you just move?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01(Because then the twig will win!)
0:23:01 > 0:23:03OK.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, hello, it's that time of year again!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's Feet versus Bellies, Feet versus Bellies, Feet versus Bellies.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Feeling very confident, there,
0:23:19 > 0:23:22look at them, they're off to a brilliant start, there.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But also the Bellies moving along quite nicely,
0:23:24 > 0:23:25they are working as a team.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28As, also, are the Feet working as a team, as well.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31The Feet just seem to be slowing up a little bit,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34getting a bit cold, but here come the Bellies, gliding along lovely.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Absolutely lovely and here come the Bellies, here come the Bellies
0:23:38 > 0:23:41overtaking the Feet and it looks like the Bellies are going to win!
0:23:41 > 0:23:42The Bellies are clear winners, there.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Look at that, first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh,
0:23:46 > 0:23:49eighth, ninth, 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th places.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Hey...
0:23:50 > 0:23:53looking pretty cool.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Looking pretty cool.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Looking pretty...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Bleurgh! Bleurgh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Did anyone see that?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Looking pretty cool. Pretty cool.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09MUSIC: "Je t'aime... moi non plus" by Serge Gainsbourg
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Le Chimp...a new smell pour homme...
0:24:22 > 0:24:23..pour femme...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27..pour le baby monkey...
0:24:33 > 0:24:38Le Chimp No5, the new fragrance by Giorgio Eau a Monkey.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Howdy, stranger.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48What's your name, partner?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Is you Bunny the Kid?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Bunny the Kid?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Bunny the Kid?- Bunny the Kid? - Bunny the Kid?!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59What do you want with us, Kid?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04We're just a quiet little town.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06We don't want no trouble.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11J-Just don't hurt us.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Tell us what you want, son.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I want...
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Yes?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I want...
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Yes?- I...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24..I want to get down.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27And my final impression of the night, a hornet.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Please, do book me.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I mean, really, please, definitely book me.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Boy!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Boy!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Boy!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Boy!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Boy!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Boy!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Boy!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11BOY!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Boy! Boy!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16The end.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Join us next week for Little Red Riding Hoodie.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Hi, all, Conor Mallard here and I'm sad to say it's the end of the show.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30My two songs have been posted on BaboonTube
0:26:30 > 0:26:34and I see there are already plenty of comments.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Let's have a quick look what they say.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Oh, very nice - 457 trillion like.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43A bit of a dip from the last video but, you know, early days.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44THEY ALL SHOUT
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Oh, hey.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48THEY ALL SHOUT
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, no, not again. OK, time to get out of here, I think.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Thanks for watching.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Hi, Conor!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Oh, I love you, I love you, Conor!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Hello, there. Ross Lovesworm still reporting.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I'm terribly, terribly sorry to report that,
0:27:07 > 0:27:11as night closes in once more, there's...
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Oh, sorry, I'm just getting word in my a ear...
0:27:15 > 0:27:17What? What's that?!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Yes, the...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20I...?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I, Ross Lovesworm, am standing on... What? I'm standing...?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Good grief! All this time?
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Right, I'm off!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Ross Lovesworm reporting!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd