0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hi, and welcome to Walk on the Wild Side.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10I'm today's special guest host, World and Olympic Champion
0:00:10 > 0:00:13penguin cyclist, Victoria Penguinton.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15I'm very excited to be here.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- So am I.- Ah. This is my trainer, Glen Waddle.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Having conquered the world of cycling,
0:00:20 > 0:00:24I'm looking to move into other penguin sports, such as wave dodging.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Come on, this looks like the perfect place to dodge a wave.- OK, Glen.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29So coming up today... Aaargh!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Not again, Glen. You're fired.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Arrrr, it's you, Captain Sparrow.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11En garde, Barbossa. Savvy? The Black Pearl is mine!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14BEAKS CLATTER
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ah-ha! Now I am Dre, the Karate Kid!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18THWACK!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21But I'm Chang. I'm going to take you down!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Hi-ya!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Now I am Obi-Wan Kenobi.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26LIGHTSABER WHOOSHES
0:01:26 > 0:01:28And I'm Darth Vader.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30LIGHTSABER WHOOSHES
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Come to the dark side.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Ah, very enjoyable.- Yes. - Same time next week?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hang on. THWRRRTT!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Come through, Neil. We're on the patio.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46MUSIC: "Staying Alive"
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Hair blowing magnificently in the wind, check. Aftershave on, bosh.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Cool walk, sorted.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Fellas, if you've got beautiful, flowing, lustrous rock star hair,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- give me a Yeah. - Yeah!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04With hair like this, nothing can go wrong.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Nothing!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07THUNDERCLAP
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Typical.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13# Staying alive! #
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm desperate, I'm desperate, I'm desperate.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I can hold it, I can hold it, I can hold it, I can hold it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I can, I can, I can hold it. I can... Oh, no, I can't!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, this is Pranks A Lot,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28and here's your host, Michael Arious!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Hello. My name's Michael Arious,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34and this is the show where we play hilarious pranks
0:02:34 > 0:02:36on unsuspecting animals of the public.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38MICHAEL LAUGHS
0:02:38 > 0:02:41And here's this week's unsuspecting gopher Gary.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's Sunday morning, and it should be time to relax.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But little does he know he's in for a rather big surprise.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50OK, darling, I'm just going to get the Sunday papers.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Moo! - Oh, my goodness, what is that!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- STUDIO LAUGHTER - Moo!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes, you've guessed it. It's a buffalo.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Argh! I'm terrified of buffalos!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06And it's not just any buffalo, Gary. It's a breakdancing buffalo.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11And he's dancing all over your tunnel, Gary.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16No, please, stop, leave me alone! What's going on?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18STUDIO LAUGHTER
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Ha-ha-ha-ha! Brilliant. More fun with Gary to come later.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Ooh, what was that dream I had last night?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35I was in a dark, dark corridor.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I was walking down it,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40and it was really, really quiet.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45And then, as I got near the end, there was door, and...
0:03:45 > 0:03:52Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57A horrible monster jumped out. I wish I hadn't remembered that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04- We love shuffling.- Mr Wolf. - Come on, let your fur down for once.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, not interested.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16It was Tuesday, in January,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19and I was on the tail of a mystery bird.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22There's no such as a day off in this forest.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I tracked the chick for over three hours,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31waiting for a move, waiting for something.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Anything.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37But, as usual, I'd made a mistake,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40and it all turned out to be a wild goose chase.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You're not pretending you're a detective again, are you?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46No, Mum. Ohh!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50No! No!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52No!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54No! No!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56No! No!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No! No! No!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02No! Yes! Get in!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Help! Help! I'm a damsel in distress.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Don't worry, I'll save you with the help of my imaginary piano.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I don't know how that'll help, but, er, but it will.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I've got one of those remote-controlled dolphins.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Oh, yeah? - It's really graceful.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25ENGINE REVS You can bring it up the shore,
0:05:25 > 0:05:29make it fully fish. It's fantastic. The real skill is in making it swim
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- at a nice, even pace. - Give it here. Let me have a go.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK, but remember. A nice, even pace.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Let's see what this baby can do.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- ENGINE REVS - Whoo-hoo! Oh, there she goes.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46No, no, be careful. A nice, even pace.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Whoo-hoo! Yeah, let's crank her lights up!
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Look at that. Whoo! An upside down, too! Did you see that fish jump?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58ENGINE STUTTERS Ah, you've broken it!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- This always happens when I lend you my toys!- Sorry, mate.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Plenty more fish in the sea...
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Welcome to Will The Goat Snap, the contest where an annoying goat
0:06:12 > 0:06:14tries to make a placid goat snap.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Brrrrrrr! - And we are off!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Oh, wow, that is annoying. - Brrrrrrrr!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24That is truly irritating, but our placid goat Lucy barely reacting.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Brrrrrrr!- Look at Alfie go. He won't give up the goad.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Brrrrrr!- Such an incredible, frustrating man, he really is.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Lucy, dainty, professional, nonplussed, but taking it so well.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I have a feeling we're in for a real battle here.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Help! Help! I'm stuck! Help me!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- What's, er, going on over there? - I don't know.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Help! - Don't worry, I'll save you.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, please, come quickly.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Right. The most important thing for you to do now is not panic.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Don't panic? I'm hanging on a leaf, 30ft in the air,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02in gale force winds, and you're telling me not to panic?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I'm almost there. - Hurry. Please hurry.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Here I am. - Oh, thank goodness.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15- What do we do now? - Er, um, well, we, um, could...
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh, you don't have a clue, do you? - Erm...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Should we help them out yet? - Nah. Give it a few more minutes.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- I'm enjoying this. - HE LAUGHS
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Help! Oh, help!- Help! - BOTH LAUGH
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Please help! Help! - Oh, go and watch The Branch.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34So, Miranda didn't invite me to her party this week.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And Bella didn't invite me to her party last week.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I just can't understand it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:46What are they afraid of? Am I doing something wrong? Something weird?
0:07:46 > 0:07:52Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Something freaky?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58It makes no sense. A real conundrum.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- BOTH:- Whey!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Whey! Oof!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Perfect dismount there, and welcome back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Victoria, wait for me. Aah!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17The first sport I'm looking to master is the penguin decathlon.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- That was reverse torpedo diving. - Get set, go!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Now we're into the penguin marathon,
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- which can take up to three days to complete.- That's it, Victoria.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Shuffle and whirl... Whoa! Shuffle and whirl... Whoa!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Didn't I say you were fired, Glen? - I thought you said I was... Argh!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Oh, OK. Well, we've got 61 hours to go, so I guess I'm stuck with you.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Yes!- There seems to be a lot of sticky issues around at the moment.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Keep up, Glen.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48The Superglue Super-Prankster has Stuck Again!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52This is what happened. I was asleep on my tummy,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55then I rolled over, and now I'm stuck.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58He must've put Superglue all down my back.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00He even did my head. Nine days I've been here.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Nine days! My chin is sunburnt.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Is it Want Some Bird?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It wasn't me. Are you calling me a liar?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14You want some, do you? You want some?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18You want some, you want some? You want some?!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Is it Action Roger?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Roger, was it you?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Roger?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Please answer the man, Roger?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Roger? Roger?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Was it you, Roger?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Your silence is incriminating you, Roger.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Roger!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Roger!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Is it Angry Chameleon?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48No, it wasn't me! I am not a Superglue Super-Prankster, OK?!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Me.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59There you have it. That ostrich was the Superglue Super-Prankster
0:09:59 > 0:10:02all along, but can anyone stop him?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06No.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Did you know that scientists say that to avoid indigestion
0:10:12 > 0:10:15and to get the most from the nutrients in your food,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18you should chew each mouthful 32 times?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh? Best give that a go, then.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24One,
0:10:24 > 0:10:25two,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27three,
0:10:28 > 0:10:3119,
0:10:31 > 0:10:3320,
0:10:33 > 0:10:3521,
0:10:35 > 0:10:3731,
0:10:37 > 0:10:3932!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42So, how do you feel?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Well, my stomach feels fine but I've got terrible jaw ache.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Welcome back to Will The Goat Snap, where Andy is still going strong,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and really ticking Lucy off with the raspberry.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Brrrrrr!- I don't know how she puts up with him, I really don't!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Brrrrrrr!- Oh, is she? No. She's still keeping her cool.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Phenomenal. And the crowd giving her a round of applause there,
0:11:09 > 0:11:14rightly so. She must have flob all over her face,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17and I know that Andy purposely had a kiev for lunch,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19so it's particularly garlicky spittle.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22A truly repellent tactic there.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26And it goes on. This is quite possibly the greatest chapter
0:11:26 > 0:11:30in Will The Goat Snap's impressive history. Brilliant.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- # Bird, bird, bird! - I...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- # Bird - - ..like...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- # Well, a bird, bird, bird - - ..this...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- # Bird is a - - ..song...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- # A bird - - ..but...
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- # Bird is a word - - ..it's...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- # Well, a bird, bird, bird - - ..ever so...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- # Bird's the word - - ..fast.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- # Well - - It's...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- # Bird, bird - - ..an...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- # A word - - ..awful...
0:11:50 > 0:11:51- # Bird - - ..strain...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- # Bird the word - - ..on...
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- # A bird, bird - - ..my...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- # Bird, bird, bird - - ..paws,...
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- # Bird is a word - - ..but...
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- # Bird, bird - - ..now... you... know...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- # Bird is the word - - ..the...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- # Bird, bird - - ..bird...
0:12:04 > 0:12:05- # Bird's a word - - # ..is...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- # Word - - ..the...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- # Don't you know - - ..word!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11HARP PLAYS DREAMY MUSIC
0:12:15 > 0:12:16HE SNORES
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, thank you, Darcey.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22So, um, tell me, Wayne...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25HE SNORES
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Oi! Wake up! - Huh? Huh? Huh?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, where am I?
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Oh, what did you go and do that for? I was having a lovely dream, I was.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36There was me and Darcey Bussell,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Wayne Rooney and Xena. - HE YAWNS
0:12:40 > 0:12:45We were in a swanky restaurant having a slap-up sausage dinner.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Darcey was giving me all the backstage from Strictly,
0:12:49 > 0:12:53and Wayne was just about to talk me through his volley against City,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55and you, you went and woke me up!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Let's see if I can get back off.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Now where were we, Wayne?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Eh?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Eh?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Eh?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Eh?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Eh?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Eh?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Eh?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Eh? - What?!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Oh, I forgot what I was going to say.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Welcome back to Pranks A Lot. I'm Michael Arious.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39It's time to visit our friend Gary again.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Gary is an underground worker and is about to leave for his shift.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47OK, darling, I can;t see any buffalos so I'm off to work.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- I should be back around six, I hope. Love you. Bye.- Mwah!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- STUDIO LAUGHTER - Yes, have a good day.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56SHE LAUGHS
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, it should be a nice shift.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01This is good. All very familiar and normal.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Just heading down the tunnels. Everything looks clear.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'll check this next room.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Get ready for this next bit, as Gary's in for a nasty surprise.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Our hidden underground cameras are sure to capture the hilarity.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17This all seems in order.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Argh!- Ssssss...!- What?! Oh, my word! Help! That shouldn't be in here!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24HE LAUGHS
0:14:24 > 0:14:29That's right. We placed a deadly rattlesnake in your place of work.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- STUDIO LAUGHTER - Hilarious!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And there he goes.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Rattlesnake! A rattlesnake!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Run! Run for your lives! I've never been so terrified in my life!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44I don't think we'll be seeing him again anytime soon.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47That's it for tonight's episode of Pranks A Lot.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49See you next time.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Joe?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Joe?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Joey?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm coming to get you, Joe.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- What?- Joey? - Where's that coming from?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- (Watch out, Joe!) - Who's calling me?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Joe? - Who's saying my name?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Joe? - It's all around me.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Who are you?- Joe. - Leave me alone.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Joe? - This is freaking me out. Argh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And that's how I spend my days in the jungle.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Oh, no, watch out. Simon's sleep-swimming again.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27HE SNORES
0:15:27 > 0:15:29HE EXHALES
0:15:29 > 0:15:31HE SNORES
0:15:31 > 0:15:33HE EXHALES
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Oi, Simon, watch where you're sleep-swimming.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38HE SNORES
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Mmm, there's dinner.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh, but you wouldn't eat an itchy-witchy bunny wabbit like me,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- would you? - I say, stop talking like that.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Look at my ickle-wickle floppy ears.- Shh! I'm trying to hunt you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- I'll twitch my nose.- Oh, don't do the nose-twitching thing.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Please, don't do the nose-twitching thing.- Oh, go, go, whoa-whoa-whoa...
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Oh, blast, I can't do it. You're just to cute.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ha-ha! Gets him every time!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What was that?- Nothing. Just ickle-wickle cutesy me.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14OK, Rowan, one last shot. Perhaps one for your mum's mantelpiece?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Maybe with a nice big smile?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20How's this? How's that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Er... Er, actually, could you leave it with your mouth closed?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Just... Are you sure? - Yeah.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Yeah, definitely mouth closed.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31All right.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Hello. We're here at Will The Goat Snap,
0:16:38 > 0:16:41where they're still battling on.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Brrrrrr!- But I have a feeling Lucy is soon to win.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Hats off to Andy for his effort, but...- Brr-rr-rr!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oh, Andy's really going for it now! The final push!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, this is infuriating!
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- He might be the most annoying goat on the planet!- Brr-rr!- Can Lucy take it?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Brr-rrr-rrr!- Stop it! - Now it's all over!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03She has snapped. The goat has snapped, and that's it!
0:17:03 > 0:17:08All over! Andy wins, and we are done here for another 76 years.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10See you back here then.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Welcome back. You've just missed some really intense penguin abseiling,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22followed by some terrifying penguin flipboxing.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27And I've got a world record in the beak lifting, whatever that is.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well done, Victoria, but we're straight into
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- the unnecessary jumping event now. Come on. Jump! Jump!- Jump! Jump!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Hang on. Why's it called "unnecessary jumping"?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Jump! Because there really is no need to do it, Victoria.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Glen... - Jump! Yes!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You're fired again, Glen.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46A?
0:17:47 > 0:17:48A?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50A?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55A?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59A?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- A? - What?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- What comes after A? - B!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10B!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13B!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15B!
0:18:15 > 0:18:21Ah, hello. I'm Salvador Birdi. I'm glad you could join me.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Painting a masterpiece isn't easy, you know? A touch of red.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30I am the only painter who can hover and paint at the same time.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32A touch of green, I think.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36It may look a bit strange at the moment, but you wait. Nearly done.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38A bit of blue.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43There you go. Actually, that is the worst painting I have ever seen.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Still, good hovering, huh?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# Splish splash, I was taking a bath
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# Lying about on Saturday night
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Rub-a-dub-dub, Just relaxing in the tub
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- # Thinking everything... - CRACK!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh! Oh!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- HE GASPS - Get me out of here! Get me out!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, get me out of here.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Ohh! Ohh! Oh, blimey!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Brrrrrrr...!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ah, did you see that, guys? I just fell in.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- No, I didn't see.- Oh, well, that just makes it even worse.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21I am SO hungry. I wonder if there's anything to eat around here?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Ooh, hello. This looks rather appetising. Let's have a nibble.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Nom-nom-nom-nom.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- SLURP! - Nom-nom-nom-nom.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, my word. It's my leg.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Nom-nom-nom. It tastes good.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, this is great. I've got five more of these to go.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Come on, Granddad, can't you feel it?- Please desist.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- It's called shuffling, mate. - Oh, I do hate otters so. Ohh.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54HE SQUEAKS
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- What was that? - I didn't hear anything.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01- That stinks. You dropped one, didn't you?- Er, no.- Yes, you did.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I heard that noise and then I smelt that smell.- No, not me.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Oh, I'm going to have to move. Oh, that is rank!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Oh, excuse me. - Oi!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15It's over here as well! It was you, wasn't it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Seriously, I've smelt some things in my time!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20No, no, it wasn't me, honest.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Have you been eating sticklebacks again?- No.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Ugh, I'm going to get upwind. It was better up there.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- I wouldn't go there, mate! He's dropped one!- I can't smell anything.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- SHE SNIFFS - Oh, yeah, there it is.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Gross!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38I need to get into better shape. Come on, you lot.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Who fancies going for a jog with me?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, I've done a couple of jogs already today.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I just had a big meal. It'd be too dangerous.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'll go later probably.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Oh, come on, Neil, what about you?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55I'd love to, really, but I've got this awful rash.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It chafes my flippers when I run. Nick, next week. Sorry.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, suit yourself. I'll go on my own.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06HE GRUNTS
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I think that's enough exercise for one day.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12HE GROANS
0:21:12 > 0:21:16So there I was, innocently having a stroll by this big tent.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I mean, how was I supposed to know
0:21:18 > 0:21:21they were filming Great British Bake Off there?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Next thing I know, Mary Berry's screaming at me,
0:21:24 > 0:21:27chasing me down a garden and squirting icing all over me,
0:21:27 > 0:21:30and yelling, "There! Now you look like a French fancy!"
0:21:30 > 0:21:34"How do you like that?!" The thing is, I had the last laugh.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I do like it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- In fact, we all like it. - Oh, yeah, very tasty.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's delicious.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Very nice. - She's good, that Mary Berry.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I hate when people be looking at me.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51You must be dumber than a bucket of rocks. Mm-hm!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Ooh. Ooh, I don't like this. I hate heights.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I absolutely detest them. I'm just going to have to cling on here,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01tightly as I can, till somebody helps.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- All right, Fez? - Francis, are you OK? Could you...?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Ooh, hey, you give us your hand! Don't climb over me, Francis.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- I'm terrified here. - Oh, it's cool up here.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Nat, are you coming up?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Coming! - Oh. Are you all right, Nat?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Could you just please... Oh, sh... - Coming, Francis.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Watch your eyes, Fez. - Do you mind?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Ellie, are you coming, too? - I'll be right there, Nat.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Coming through! - Oh, she's got my eye again.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Come on, Ellie, come off it. Oh, what?
0:22:32 > 0:22:38Stu, Dan, Ann-Marie, Mitch, Joy, Kevin, Robbie, are you coming?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40ALL: Yes! Coming!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44No! Oh, what, I'm out of here.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46BOING!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Come on, everyone.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51And that's how Fez was cured of his vertigo.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Well, are you going to say something or am I?- OK, OK.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Um, excuse me?- Yes? - Are you familiar with
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- the popular festive classic The Twelve Days of Christmas?- I am.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Well, would you care to sing it for us?- What? All of it?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08No, no, just the final rundown, maybe?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Er... OK. - CLEARS THROAT
0:23:10 > 0:23:12MUSIC INTRO
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping
0:23:18 > 0:23:21# Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Four calling birds, Three French hens
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- # Two turtle doves And a pa...- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Can I just stop you there? - Sure.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Could you remind us of the requisite number of turtle doves?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Um, two. - And how many of us are there?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Yes. If only we were French hens, eh?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49HE LAUGHS
0:23:54 > 0:23:56So can you leave, then?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well, that's just about the end of the show.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I've had a successful day in the penguin decathlon,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09so it's Victoria Penguinton saying goodnight.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- MUFFLED - Victoria! Victoria!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I've got a penguin decathlon gold medal.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No, Glen. First of all, you're fired,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18and second of all, that's just a rock.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20They're everywhere. Just look around you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- What about this one? - No, Glen, that's still just a rock.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- This one? - No, Glen, you're fired, Glen.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm hired!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- HE LAUGHS - I'm hired!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33SHE SIGHS
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Bum, bum, bungle prawn! Bum, bum...
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Bzzzzzzzzzz!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58# I really, really, really, Really love snow
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Hel... lo!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Satnav!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18What?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20# Don't go there!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25What?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Yeah, rock on!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Stefan!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21MUSIC STOPS MUSIC STARTS
0:26:21 > 0:26:23MUSIC STOPS MUSIC STARTS
0:26:23 > 0:26:25STOPS STARTS
0:26:25 > 0:26:26STOPS STARTS
0:26:26 > 0:26:28STOPS STARTS
0:26:28 > 0:26:29STOPS STARTS
0:26:30 > 0:26:31STOPS STARTS
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I love you, Freddie!
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Ooh, stop scratching yourself. - Brrrrrr...!
0:26:47 > 0:26:48POP!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49CHILD GIGGLES
0:26:52 > 0:26:54No!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Clear off!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Nooooo...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Aaaaaarrrrgh!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Ugh! Ugh! Oh.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Oh, is the series finished?
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Buuuuuuuuurp!
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