0:00:04 > 0:00:07Right, are we rolling? OK, hello, and welcome to Walk On The Wild Side.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12I'm your host, Holly Wallaby, coming to you from... Oh, hang on a minute.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Excuse me. You're in the back of my shot.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Oh, sorry, I'll get out the way. - OK, no problem.- Am I out of shot now?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- No, you're still in. Keep walking. - Am I out of it now?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- No, I'll tell you when you're out of it. Keep walking.- How about now?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- No, you're still in it. - Now?- No.- Now?- No!- Now?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- Argh! Will someone get security?! - Am I out now?- Argh!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Ah-choo!- Bless you, Bernard.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Ah-choo!- Oh, bless you, Alan.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Ah-choo!- Bless you, Hyacinth.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Ah-choo!- Bless you, Charles. - Ah-choo!- Bless you, Sebastian.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Ah-choo!- Oh, bless you, Pippa.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17THEY ALL SNEEZE
0:01:18 > 0:01:22This allergy to sea air really is rather boring.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Quite. Anyone know of a remedy?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I find wearing a small lizard works absolute wonders.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I haven't sneezed in weeks.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Oh, really? Marvellous idea. - Smashing. Top-o.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hello! ECHOES
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Echo! ECHOES
0:01:41 > 0:01:45It's very quiet. I think I'm all alone up here.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Hello! ECHOES
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Where is everyone?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Alan? ECHOES
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Alan?! ECHOES
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I think might be lost.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Help! ECHOES
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I've heard Bigfoot lives up here too.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Help! ECHOES
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Hee-hee! Watch this. Boo! - ECHOES
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Argh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Ha! That was too easy. Hee-hee!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish. #
0:02:15 > 0:02:16I'm so miserable!
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Oh, come on, Maurice. Cheer up. A smile costs nothing, you know.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23What a waste of facial muscles.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, full of the joys of life as usual, Maurice.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Clear off!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm so miserable!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish. #
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Urgh! I hate that theme tune!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40MUSIC: "The Model" by Kraftwerk
0:02:40 > 0:02:44# She's a model and she's looking good
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Do, do-do-do do-do-do. #
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Wunderbar, wunderbar!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:01 > 0:03:04All right? What are you staring at?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You want some? Getcha!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Here, I was watching that Britain's Got Talent the other day.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15As far as I can make out, there's these people who come on about to have their hopes and dreams shattered
0:03:15 > 0:03:18because their deluded families have told them
0:03:18 > 0:03:21they've got the special qualities which they clearly haven't.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And then it's all like...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26"I can dance - watch me juggle - pick me, Simon - my dog can sing -
0:03:26 > 0:03:29"you're what this show needs - stop crying, Amanda!"
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, it's lovely. Can't wait for next week's.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, give us a cuddle. I love you, I love you, I love you!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You're the best. I really, really love you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Oh, ever since he joined Bearpeace, he's become a right tree-hugger.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45I love you, I love you, I love you!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47You're so cute. Mmh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50MUSIC: "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, this is a great one, I love this one.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# Hands
0:03:55 > 0:03:59# Touching hands
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Reaching out
0:04:02 > 0:04:09# Touching me, touching you
0:04:09 > 0:04:14# Sweet Caroline, bah-bah-bah
0:04:14 > 0:04:17# Good times never seemed so good
0:04:17 > 0:04:20# So good, so good, so good!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25# Oh, I've been inclined, bah-bah-bah
0:04:25 > 0:04:29# To believe they never would
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# But now I
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# Do-boo-bee-do... #
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Excuse me, Mr Coulson, what do I need to do when His Lordship swims past?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Just a bow of the head, Joseph. Down and up.- Got it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I don't need to say anything then?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, a slight bow of the head, down and up, will suffice.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- So, I shouldn't shout, "Hello, Lordy!"- Absolutely not, Joseph.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Stupid boy. - Just bow the head then?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58A slight bow of the head, down and up.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Here he comes, Joseph. Into position. Remember what I told you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Don't worry, Mr Coulson, I won't let you down.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ready? And bow... Oh, he's gone.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- His Lordship was in a rush, what? - That was a waste of time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- What do we do now? - We remain vigilant.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15His Lordship may pass back at any moment.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Right. Down and up.- That's good.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Help! I've been attacked by a giant strawberry. Help me!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, you are such a drama queen, Josh.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32No, seriously, I can't breathe! It's after me! Help!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Oh, grow up, it's only a strawberry. - Only a strawberry?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's massive! Get it off me!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- ALL:- Help! - Get this fruit off me!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- It's all right, they're afraid of sticks.- Oh, the relief.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Can I keep mine?
0:05:46 > 0:05:51I might go for a little paddle today, I think.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52It does look nice.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Yes, I think I'll just go for a little paddle in the sea.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:05:59 > 0:06:04I hate you! I hate the sea. I'm going home.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07THEY ALL CHATTER
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Shh! Sir's coming.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Good morning, girls.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Good morning, sir.- Good morning.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24THEY ALL CHATTER AGAIN
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- # Mr lover man - Lizard!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- # Mr lover man - Lizard, lizard!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- # Mr lover man - Lizard called David!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- # Mr lover man - Lizard!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- # Mr lover man - Lizard, lizard, lizard! #
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Leave it. Leave it!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Leave it! Leave it!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Leave what? Leave what?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Leave it!- Leave what?- Leave it! - Leave what?!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Leave it!- Sorry, leave what? - Leave it!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Leave what?- Leave...it!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Oh, right!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06BOTH: Leave it! Leave it!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Mum, there's something I need to tell you. I'm leaving home.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh no, son. Why?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I'm sorry, but this place is holding me back.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I want to stand out, I want to be different from the rest.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25But you do stand out, son. Doesn't he, Dad?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- What?- Our Warren, I said he stands out from the crowd.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Which one's Warren?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33No, it's no good, Mum. I've made my mind up.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'll text you when I've found a new place, maybe somewhere more blue.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Don't go, son. Don't go!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Is Warren the reddish one with the knobbly bits?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Yes, he's the reddish one with the knobbly bits.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Hang on, where are you exactly?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY
0:07:51 > 0:07:53RECORDS SCRATCHING
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Right, let's sort this out once and for all.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What is the best food in the whole world?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Er, I don't know. Leaves?
0:08:13 > 0:08:19No. Chips! Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Shut up! It's clearly ice cream, all right?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, yeah, ice cream, of course.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yeah, I love ice cream.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50I still prefer leaves. Mmh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Now, I wonder when the tide is coming in today
0:08:53 > 0:08:56because somebody told me and I can't remember...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Argh! HE COUGHS
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Oh, I hate you! I hate the sea.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oi-oi! Got a trick for you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- I'm going to turn water into a bird. - DRUM ROLL
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Here we go. Abracadabra, hocus-pocus, etc.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ta-da!
0:09:18 > 0:09:23It's not real magic, is it? Probably already in its mouth. Rubbish.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Hello! It's me, Holly Wallaby again, your Walk On The Wild Side host.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Coming up, we've got... Oh, hold it there.- Hello.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- You still doing your little telly thingy?- It's called presenting.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Very important job, and you're still in my shot.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Frightfully sorry. What about now?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- No, still in.- Now?- No.- What about now?- No.- Must be out by now?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- No, you know you're there, mate. - What about now?- No. Argh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Here's another stupid bird. Security!- Still in?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Down...and up.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Mr Coulson, is that His Lordship? Should I bow? What should I...?
0:09:55 > 0:10:01- I'm not quite sure. It could be him.- Down...and up.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yes, think it was. Oh, bother!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I've missed my bow and you were late with yours.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What have I been teaching you, Joseph? Come on!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Down. And up!- Good.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Spiderchef! - He only makes eggs.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'm a spider, wicked! This is an egg. Awesome!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I'm the chef. Well smart! This is an egg. Well thick!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm cooking with my bum. Check it!
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I've made egg in a basket. Well nang! I'm Spiderchef. Laters!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Spiderchef! - He only makes eggs.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37OK, Ryan, shall we try doing our special handshake again?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Spin like this, yeah?- That's it. Now give me your hand. No, Ryan...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Then spin, spin, spin. - Too many spins.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And then a clap, clap, clap.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- I don't remember any clapping.- Then spinning again.- Come back, Ry!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Then there's scratching. - That...does feel quite nice.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- And the spinning. Whoa! - No, stop spinning.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Oh, let's just try again tomorrow.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Have you lot seen Graham, the new guy?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yeah, he's a bit different, isn't he?
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- I mean, he might be very good at the job.- He's big enough.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Are you guys talking about Graham? - He's a bit, well, different.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13Yeah, different. Just can't quite put my finger on it, though.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Stay calm, Graham. Just blend in.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I think he looks a bit like a wildebeest.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Shh! That's a horrible thing to say.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Welcome, boys and girls.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26We'll start with... HE COUGHS
0:11:26 > 0:11:29We'll start with a joke. HE COUGHS
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Man goes in to a doctor. HE COUGHS
0:11:31 > 0:11:34He says, "Doctor, doctor." HE COUGHS
0:11:34 > 0:11:36"Doctor, doctor." HE COUGHS
0:11:36 > 0:11:39"I feel like..." HE COUGHS
0:11:39 > 0:11:40"I think I'm a pony." HE COUGHS
0:11:40 > 0:11:43The doctor says... HE COUGHS
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Doctor says, "That's all right..." HE COUGHS
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Doctor says, "That's fine..." HE COUGHS
0:11:50 > 0:11:55He says... Hang on, hang on. HE COUGHS
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm going to have to... HE COUGHS
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'm going to have to get a glass of...
0:12:00 > 0:12:01HE COUGHS
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Give me a minute. I'll be back in a minute.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Yes! At first glance I may appear like some sort of duck,
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- but this is merely the first prototype of my giant duck machine. - ROBOT NOISES
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Ha-ha! With this, I'll rule the world.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Now feed me something - quickly.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23MUSIC: "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Hey!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32All right!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Sitting on a twig!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Yeah!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Bobbin' my head.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yeah!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Gotta fly!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58HEAVENLY MUSIC
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Hello, fish!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- Huh?- God again. How's it floating?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06HE LAUGHS
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Sorry, I'm doing it again.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Right.- Quick update from the surface.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16There's a little maniacal duck trying to build a machine
0:13:16 > 0:13:20to destroy the universe as we know it.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21But don't worry.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I have my eye on him. Fish!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Thanks...God.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Anyway, see you around and stuff.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Righto.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36HEAVENLY MUSIC
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Did you hear that?- Eh, yeah. - What about that?- Um, yeah, I did.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- There, did you hear that?- I did.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- And that?- That too, yeah.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, what's that? Now, did you hear that?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Yes.- Did you hear that?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Yes, I heard that. - Did you hear...?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yes, I heard it! We hear everything, OK?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Both of us hear everything, yeah? - Right!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03I hear you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06HE SIGHS
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Welcome back to the Underwater Burping Clam-pionships.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15It's now over to Clam-drew who's come all the way from the Red Sea.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18His hobbies are growing pearls and staying relatively still.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Go for it, Clam-drew.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24HE BURPS
0:14:30 > 0:14:34HE BURPS AGAIN
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Absolutely stink-credible stuff there.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01We have a new winner for the solo round. What do you think of that?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02That was repulsive.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06I need to go and stick my head out of a window for a bit.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Brilliant! Join us shortly for the group stage. I can't wait!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Here you go - quick impression for you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17A leaf.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Thank you very much. One for all you nature lovers.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Brains! Brains!
0:15:37 > 0:15:43Brains! I must taste brains!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Or... Well, I'd love a sticky toffee pudding.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I do have rather sweet tooth.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54HE COUGHS All right. That's better, boys and girls.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Man goes into a doctor and he says... HE COUGHS
0:15:57 > 0:16:03Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pony... HE COUGHS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07And the doctor says... HE COUGHS
0:16:07 > 0:16:09No, no... HE COUGHS
0:16:09 > 0:16:11It's no good, actually. HE COUGHS
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Can one of you get me honey and lemon, please? Thank you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17HE COUGHS
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Quick impression for you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23One for all you alphabet lovers, the letter P.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Thank you very much.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Just give her a gentle peck on the cheek and ask her to dinner.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Go on, what would go wrong? - Yeah, you're right. Here goes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32FUNNY HORN NOISE
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'Ere, what do you think you're doing? Get out of it!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Not that cheek! Honestly, you try to give good advice. Unbelievable!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY
0:16:42 > 0:16:45RECORDS SCRATCHING # Badger style!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Scratching badger style
0:16:47 > 0:16:49RECORDS SCRATCHING
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Badger style
0:16:52 > 0:16:54# Scratching badger style. #
0:16:55 > 0:16:58OK, Roger, this is very simple.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03I say "action" and you just walk towards the camera. OK, Roger?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Roger?
0:17:06 > 0:17:12Yes, you just walk towards the camera when I say "action", OK?
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Well, let's just go for one anyway. Roll cameras...and action, Roger!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Action! Roger?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Action, Roger!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Action, Roger. Roger?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30HE WHISTLES
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Roger?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Action, Roger!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38No, that's the wrong way, Roger.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Roger, you're going the wrong way. OK. We'll cut there.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Everyone reset and could somebody go and get Roger, thank you.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48HE SINGS ALONG TO MUSIC
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Dave, you haven't got your headphones in again, have you?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Remember last week I had to go to A&E?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57David, take your headphones out!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58DAVID SINGS ALONG TO MUSIC
0:17:58 > 0:18:02David, please, take your headphones out?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06David! Not again!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# You've got the love! Woo!
0:18:13 > 0:18:19# You've got the love! Woo! Yeah!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23# You've got the love You've got the love... #
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Dave! David!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# Do-do-do-do, yeah. #
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Em, what do you think you're wearing? - What?- What do you mean, "What"?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I mean, "What?" That's what I meant by "What?"
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- You're wearing exactly the same red skirt as me.- No, I'm not.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Yes, you are.- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Well, you've flicked your hair up exactly the same as mine.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46- No, I haven't.- Yes, you have.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- And you're wearing the same eye shadow as me.- Um... Bop!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Where have you...?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Right. Bop!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh, now you're swimming exactly the same as me.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03# Shrew, shrew, shrew Come on and do Shrew Conga
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# Shrew, shrew, shrew Along the forest floor... #
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Come on, quick! We're going to miss it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh, I love it when they do a Shrew Conga.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14# Shrew, shrew, shrew Along the forest floor
0:19:14 > 0:19:18# Shrew, shrew, shrew Come on and do Shrew Conga
0:19:18 > 0:19:22# Shrew, shrew, shrew Shrew Conga night for sure. #
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Right, this place looks safe enough.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Nice and remote. Not another bird in sight.- Hello again, Barry!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30- How did you find me? - How did you find me?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- This isn't funny. - This isn't funny.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Just go away!- Just go away!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Right. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40red lorry, yellow lorry.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Right. Red lolly, lellow lolly...
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Lead rolly...
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Ha-ha! Got you.- Ha-ha! Got you.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Oh, you're so annoying!- Yes, I am.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Annoying mirror bird. What you say, I say. What you do, I do.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Where you go, I go! Oh... Where did he go?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Birds! We've all been there. Some of them are right bunch of... Oh, hello!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12It's me, Holly Wallaby, your genial Walk On The Wild Side host.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I don't know about you, but I love a good Shrew Conga.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15It makes me go all jiggy.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Excuse me, Miss Wallaby.- What now?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I seem to have misplaced my mobey-phoney. Have you seen it?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- No, I'm working. - Oops! Am I back in shot?- Yes!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Should I leave?- Yes! - Without my mo-phone?
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Oh, this bloke is driving me bananas! I could swing for him. Security!
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Found it!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Please welcome back to the stage, Bongo Prawn!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44SALSA MUSIC
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Bonga lula!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48BUZZER
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Bonga lula!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Baby!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I don't know why Simon buzzed.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I thought that was blooming bongo brilliant. Well done!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Now where is he?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Where is he?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Ah-ha!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10You're it!
0:21:13 > 0:21:18One day, Freddie was sitting on his favourite tree ledge when suddenly...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Oh, no. Not the furps again. - HE FURPS
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Oh, sorry. Sorry! - HE FURPS
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Oh! - HE FURPS
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Yeah, I think that's it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34HE FURPS
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# It's Freddie the furping squirrel. #
0:21:38 > 0:21:42# If you go down to the woods today
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# You better go in disguise
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# If you go down to the woods today
0:21:46 > 0:21:50# You're sure of a big... # Argh!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh! That's ruined my song.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00- Dad, who's that new guy you're working with?- What? Graham?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Yeah. There's something different about him.- Different?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Yeah, he just looks different, you know, to us.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Graham's a great lad.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Stay calm, Graham. Just blend in.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Well, I think he looks a bit like a wildebeest.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Shh! That is a horrible thing to say, love.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Quick impression for you.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26A treble clef. That's for all you music people.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Thank you very much.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Welcome to the final of the world hippopotamus yawning championships
0:22:37 > 0:22:40where we'll be crowning the yawniest hippo on Earth.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41I can't wait, Clive.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Let's take a look at the vital warm-up exercises
0:22:44 > 0:22:45of our two finalists.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48HE YAWNS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51This of course helps to prevent jaw-jam.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54So, here they go. The two finalists psyching each other out.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56They're off, Clive. They're off.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59THEY YAWN
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Hang on. There's been an infringement!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07The referee's ejecting one of the hippos. What drama!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Let's take a look at the replay, Andy. What happened?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Well, I didn't see anything wrong, Clive.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh, no - hang on, hang on.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20I think his jaw was just fractionally offside...there.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Oh, and he doesn't look happy about the decision.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's a fix!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Heartbreaking, Clive, heartbreaking.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Here it comes - the winning yawn of honour.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33HE YAWNS
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Classic, Clive, classic.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Oh, no! They're at it again.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Oh, I'm out of here, man.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51THEY SING INTRODUCTION TO "EARTHSONG" BY MICHAEL JACKSON
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Oh, knock it off!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59THEY CONTINUE SINGING
0:24:08 > 0:24:09PENGUIN SINGS THE SAME TUNE
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh, don't you start!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14OK, I'm fine now. HE COUGHS
0:24:14 > 0:24:16So, "Doctor, doctor
0:24:16 > 0:24:18"I think I'm a pony..." HE COUGHS
0:24:18 > 0:24:20The doctor says... HE COUGHS
0:24:20 > 0:24:23The doctor says, "It's all right, you're just a little..."
0:24:23 > 0:24:27What is it? "Just a little..." HE COUGHS
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, it's back, it's back. I need a lozenge.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Can somebody get me a lozenge? HE COUGHS
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Maybe I will just have another go.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- I'll try one more. - HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Argh! Oh!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Ha-ha! Idiot, mate. Idiot. - I hate the sea!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Idiot, idiot...
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Some boys spend hours in the fields just trying to talk to girls.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I've been in this field for hours and not one girl has spoken to me.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00But no matter what they do, some days nothing seems to work.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Coo-ee! Hello? Anyone?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06But other boys use Stynx.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Hello, ladies!
0:25:08 > 0:25:13- Oh, he smells gorgeous. - He smells like roses.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- He smells like the sky. - He smells like cupcakes.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- He smells all fruity.- Steady on! Plenty to go round, girls!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Stynx - for boy birds who like to stink really nice.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- Can I borrow some of your Stynx? - Bit busy at the moment, William.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yee-ha!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34HE SNORES
0:25:37 > 0:25:41How does he always get to sleep so quickly?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43And why does he have to snore so loudly?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46And why do we always let him go in the middle?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52We could always move, I suppose.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Nah. I kind of like it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Yeah, me too.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Nighty-night, then.- Nighty-night.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Quick impression for you.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Big Ben.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Only joking - it's the letter P again.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Thank you very much.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# I see the crystal raindrops fall
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# And I see the beauty of it all
0:26:16 > 0:26:19# Is when the sun comes shining through
0:26:19 > 0:26:20# Da-ba-do-day
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# To make those rainbows in my mind
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Za-ba-doo-down...
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# When I think of time with you
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Just the two of us
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# We can make it if we try
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- # Just the two of us - Just the two of us
0:26:35 > 0:26:38# Just two of us
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# Building castles in the sky
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# Just the two of us You and I. #
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- Love you, man.- I love you too, man. - Just the two of us, yeah.- Yeah!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Best friends for ever, yeah?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Are we on? Oh, come on. Where is he? Come on! Where are you?
0:26:58 > 0:27:03I know you're out there. Come on, you might as well ruin this bit as well.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Miss Wallaby?- Yes. What can I do for you?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Could I just say hello to my mum?
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- Why not?- Hello, Mum!- Anyone else? - My dad. Hello, Dad!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- That it?- My sister, Clarice. - Go on, then.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Hello, Clarice. I'm on the telly with Holly Wallaby.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Finished?- Yup. All done.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Argh! I give up. See you next time. Stay lucky.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- I might go back to modelling. Money for old rope, that.- I forgot Nana!
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Oh...
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- HE COUGHS - I think I'm a pony. The doctor says, "That's OK."
0:27:33 > 0:27:36The doctor says, "That's OK." I'll get to the end if it kills me.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- HE COUGHS - The doctor says, "That's OK, you're just a little hoarse."
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- Just a little horse. Not one of my best, really. - HE COUGHS
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