0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
0:00:04 > 0:00:07this week's special guest host for Walk On The Wild Side,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Miss Tracy Squeaker!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Um, I don't play that part any more.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I just want to be known as Dani Harmster, if that's OK?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- OK, Tracy, that's fine. Camera's rolling, Tracy.- It's Dani.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- OK, Tracy.- It's Dani! Dani, Dani, Dani, Dani, Dani!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Dani, Dani, Dani, Dani, Dani!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Sorry, Tracy.- Oh, it's Dani! Dani, Dani, Dani...!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Ah, here they come! BBC NEWS TITLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Oh, I don't want to watch them. They're so boring!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, Milly, you know we like to watch the gnus.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12'Hello, I'm Gnu Edwards, and these are the gnus.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, dear!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17MUSIC: "Four Seasons: Spring" by Vivaldi
0:01:17 > 0:01:18HE BABBLES IN A POSH VOICE
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Hello, I'm Pontefract Dominion Padfish Chubbygills III.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27I'm fwightfully posh, but also fwightfully clumsy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30HE GASPS AND GROANS
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Fwightful! Oh, Henry, you must think I'm fwightfully clumsy.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Yes, you are frightfully clumsy, but you're also frightfully posh.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh, yes, yes, quite.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45HE HUMS "FOUR SEASONS: SPRING"
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh! HE LAUGHS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Who keeps leaving these rocks around? Fwightful.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- HE SCREAMS - There's a dinosaur chasing me!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Dad! Come back! Where are you going?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I just want to show you this weird growth on my neck.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Dad! Dad, wait! It's just me. I love you, Dad.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Hmm... Yes... HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:04 > 0:02:06So...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09It's a bit...a bit cosy, isn't it? HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I don't suppose you could...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You know, I'm not being funny, but if you could...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hmm?!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah, hi, I was just saying...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20It's not a problem, not a problem, at all,
0:02:20 > 0:02:25and it is not, you know, just between you and the other chap there,
0:02:25 > 0:02:26it's just...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You know, the whole tree has lots and lots of...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I mean, not just the tree.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34The whole forest has space, so, if you could just maybe...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Hmm?!- Oh, no, doesn't matter. You're fine there.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47I got sunglasses. My brother's got sunglasses.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49All my friends got sunglasses.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53All the other fish wish they had sunglasses like us fish.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You heard of a school of fish?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57We is a COOL of fish!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yeah!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Come on, where are you? Where are you?- Here I am, Barry.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- "Here I am, Barry." - What are you doing?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- "What are you doing?" - You're confusing me!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- "You're confusing me!" - I don't like it!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17No, it's not very nice, is it, annoying mirror bird?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19"No, it's not very nice, is it, annoying mirror bird?"
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Oh, no, don't start. - "Oh, don't start!"
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh...you are so annoying!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yes, I am! Annoying mirror bird!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28What you say, I say.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29What you do, I do.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And where you go, I go!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh, he's gone again.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36ROMANTIC STRING MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I'm sorry, darling. I love you. I always will, but I must leave now.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, you're just...going over there?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah, it's not far.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Look into my eyes. I'm going to look into your mind's eye,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- and tell you your deepest thoughts. - Get off me!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Kablamo!- I don't want to look into your eyes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Now, I'm getting that you are angry.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Yes, I am angry, because you won't leave me alone.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02If you don't want me to read your mind, I can also do hypnotism.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Look into my eyes. Three, two, one, kablamo!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- And you're a chicken. - I'm not a chicken!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, she's always trying that hypnosis, and it never works.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- SHE SQUAWKS LIKE A CHICKEN - Oh, excuse me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Oh, yes, this is the life.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Wind in my hair, nothing but me and the open sky.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hang on a minute.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I'm not going anywhere. - HE PANTS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30What's going on?! Come on!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm flapping my wings, but nothing's happening.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Has the world speeded up, or have I slowed down?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Come on! Come on!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Come on! Oh, God!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I'm going to be SO late for work now.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, come on! Come on! Come on, come on!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Hey, hey, hey, come on!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Come on, come on, come on! Come on, come on!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59'Hang on, weren't you on the last series of The Fur Factor?'
0:04:59 > 0:05:01No, you're thinking of Ian the Bear.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm Kian the Bear from King's Lynn.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05So, what are you going to sing for us today?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I'd like to sing Someone Like You by Adele.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Whenever you're ready.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Here we go.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Mic's a bit high. Never mind.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20# Never mind I'll find someone like you
0:05:20 > 0:05:21# Ooh, ooh
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# I wish nothing but the... #
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- HE SCREAMS - Oh, no!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Next!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Come on, Billy, everyone's going in.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Look, be a big, brave boy now.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- No, Mum, I'm scared.- Oh, come on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Your first day of term should be exciting.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You'll make lots of new friends.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I don't want any new friends. I've got you.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Look, love, you can't live in my mouth all your life.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You've got to fly the nest one day.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Please, Mum!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52No, no, no. Let go! Come on, you'll be fine!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I won't be fine. I go to school, everybody hates me.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57They talk about me behind my back.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59They say I smell. And my neck wobbles when I talk!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You have to go in, darling.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Oh, but why do I?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, because you're the headmaster!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, so not fair!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08EXPLOSION
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Did anyone else hear that?!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh! What on earth...?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14RUMBLING AND CRASHING
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Oh!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17OK, so if I just...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18RUMBLING AND CRASHING
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Ooh!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oooh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- METALLIC CLATTERING - Oh, that is weird!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25MOOING
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, come on!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Right, OK. Well, I can't just stay like this for ever.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33MOOING
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oooh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40# Skippedy bab-do! Skippedy bab dibbidy-doo bah!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41# Ah-do be-do-doo! #
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And that's jazz!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Here, Graham.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, all right, Neil?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55You haven't seen my last piece of nose bubblegum, have you?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57No, what kind is it?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01It's Hubba-Blubba. Are you sure you haven't seen it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Um, no.- Oh, Graham! That was my last piece. I was saving that, man!
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Oh, sorry, mate. Yeah. Do you want it back, then?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Yeah, I do actually, yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Oh, well, you're "snot" getting it!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Get it?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23LAUGHS
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Funny!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oi! Petra! Psst.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- What?- Come here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29What's up?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31WHISPERS
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Hmm!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34WHISPERS
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Hmm.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36WHISPERS
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Hmm-hmm
0:07:37 > 0:07:38WHISPERS
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Oh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41WHISPERS Yeah. Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43WHISPERS
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Yeah.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45WHISPERS
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Hmm.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48WHISPERS
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Mmmm.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51What do you think?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54No.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58I wonder how Chloe's getting on with her synchronised swimming routine?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ah! Er, mmmm.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Eeeh, eeh...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Eh! Eh-huh.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Eh-eh.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Hah!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Ehh... Aaah!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Eh-eh.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mmmm!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yeah, I think it might still need some work...
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Flowers for Miss Squeaker! Bouquet of flowers for Miss Tracy Squeaker!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm not answering him.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Beautiful flowers for our host, Tracy Squeaker.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm not speaking until they call me Dani.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Anyone seen Miss Tracy Squeaker? Posies for Miss Squeaker.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Is it so hard to just call me by my real name? Dani Harmster?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Am I asking too much?- OK, Tracy, would you introduce the next sketch?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- It's Dani!- Anyone seen Miss Tracy Squeaker anywhere?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Stop it! Stop, stop it!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07EXHALES DEEPLY
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Stop it!- Stop, stop there. Stop it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Stop it! Hey you, you. Stop it. - I can't see anything!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15We can see anything!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16EXHALES
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Bill, where are you? I can't see a thing.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Margaret? I can't see you. Where are you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh, I'm sorry. How about this?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Yeah.- Oh! Oh.- Yeah. Yeah, a bit more.- A bit more.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- A bit more, a bit more. - Just a bit more!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34INHALES
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Oh!- Yeah, that's much better. - Much better! Thank you. Yes.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Thank you, thank you.- My pleasure.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, no! No, not again! Not again!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Oh yeah, here he is, Jumping Justin. - Good day to you, boys.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, look at me, I'm Jumping Justin! See how I prance, what, what?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54It's called style, Leonard. And you're a savage.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, I'm Jumping Justin! - No, I'm Jumping Justin!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- No, I'm Jumping Justin! - No, I'm Jumping Justin!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- No, I'm Jumping Justin! - No, I'm Jumping Justin!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You're all fools. Goodbye!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- ALL:- Oooooh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- He is cool, though. - Yeah. Nice moves.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15GROANS
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I feel so sick!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Oh, I don't feel too good, either. What did you eat?
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Well, a green salad.- Is that all? - Well, that was my starter.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32It had bacon in it, obviously. Then 13 pork pies, family-sized.
0:10:32 > 0:10:3515 jumbo sausage rolls. Like there's any other kind!
0:10:35 > 0:10:3914 pasties, a couple of pizzas and chips.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41A roast and gravy, lots of gravy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44That's not too bad. We've all been there.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Then, there was desert.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Four apple crumbles, ten scoops of ice cream. 15 sponge cakes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Three mini rolls. Well, chocolate logs, really.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Two French Fancies, a cheesecake. Oh, and 14 eclairs. With cream.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01And ice cream. And chocolate sauce. And sprinkles.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02And a flake.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Yeah, that is pretty bad.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Mind you... - GROANS
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Try and walk some of this off...
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Mind you, Eddie had all that, plus the all-you-can-eat buffet option.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Haven't seen him since!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Ooh, why?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20BELCHES
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh, that's better. What's for lunch?
0:11:25 > 0:11:32Friends, geckos, country lizards, lend me your ears.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37I stand before you today, your wise, powerful leader,
0:11:37 > 0:11:42stand here not just as your hero, king, and noble warrior,
0:11:42 > 0:11:46but as a legend that, modest as I am,
0:11:46 > 0:11:51is 100% to thank for every single little thing.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53No one's listening, mate.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I beg your pardon? - I said, no one's listening.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57But I...
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Yeah, and you sound a bit snooty, to me.- Get off my land!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Already leaving.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Please. Don't go!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You had your chance, mate.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Stay?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oi!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yeah. That told you!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Who's this?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ah, just a few more feet!
0:12:28 > 0:12:33Just a few more feet.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38After seven long hours, I've made it, at last, to the glorious sea.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Oh, hang on a minute. Did I turn the oven off?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, beanbags!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Oh, dear.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Better go back and check. Oh!
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Never mind. I'm always doing it myself.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10Hey! It's us again. The cool of fish.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14We may look like whoopee cushions, but that's cool.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18You sit on us, and you're the one that sounds like you've farted!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Not us! Prrrrr!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Oh, yeah!
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Right-oh, you two. Oh, that's lovely. This will be a gorgeous photo.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Heads in close! That's it. And say, "goat's cheese!".
0:13:32 > 0:13:36BOTH: Goat's che-e-e-e-ese!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38CAMERA CLICKS
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Oh, love, you do have an awfully beautiful smile.- As do you, darling.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I'm sure you don't smile like your brother Henry, that's for sure.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Goat's cheese!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50CAMERA CLICKS
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- # We don't like crickets! - Oh, no.- Oh, no.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- # We love them!- Yeah!
0:14:20 > 0:14:25- # We don't like crickets! - Oh, no.- Oh, no.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# We love 'em!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28# Yeah.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# We don't like crickets... #
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Oi! I'm not a cricket, I'm a butterfly!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34# Oh, no.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- # We love 'em, yeah!- Oh!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38CRUNCHING
0:14:38 > 0:14:43# We don't like crickets! Oh, no.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47# We love 'em! # Oh, that cricket's too big!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- What about your Auntie Maureen, though?- Oh, yeah.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Her smile is really strange.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Goat's cheese!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56CAMERA CLICKS
0:14:57 > 0:15:02FRENCH ACCENT: Hello and welcome. I am the greatest camouflage artiste
0:15:02 > 0:15:05on the entire planet. Allow me to demonstrate.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Now you see me, now you don't.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Now you see me, now you don't. See me, don't.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Now you see me, you don't. I am an utter genius.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15But you don't see me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Oh, look. Isn't he just a dreamboat? - Oh, he is!
0:15:20 > 0:15:25You can just tell from the way he walks. He's such a gentleman!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Defo.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29BELCHES
0:15:37 > 0:15:39So manly!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Oh, what a burp!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I tell you what, I can't wait for this ride to start.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I love rollercoasters!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51What are you staring at?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52- You.- Why?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56You've come as Dracula to the Woodland Halloween party again?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Of course. As always.- But I wanted to go as Dracula this year.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- I've got the fangs and everything. - Look, I always go as Dracula.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- I do the best Dracula impression. - No, you don't.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- Come on, then, let's hear your's. We'll do a Dracula off.- Yeah, right.
0:16:12 > 0:16:19- I vant to suck your blood! Heh-heh! Let's hear yours, then.- Fine.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- ECHOING:- I vant to suck your blood!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24CRASH OF LIGHTNING
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Ha! Ha ha ha ha hah!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Oh yeah. All right. I suppose I'll go as Rudolf again, then.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Have you seen my red nose anywhere, man?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39OK, I think it's stopped.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Let's try.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41CRASHING
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Oh no, not again! Look, is someone on a windup?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Because this is not funny any more.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50CUCKOO CLOCK CHIRRUPS
0:16:50 > 0:16:56Seriously! I am freaking out here! Leave me alone!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57BELL RINGS
0:16:57 > 0:17:00No more! Someone help me!
0:17:00 > 0:17:01HOOTER PARPS
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- ELEPHANT TRUMPETS - Waaaah!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Suzy, can you hear that?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09LOW PITCHED WHINE
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Hear what?- That...that weird noise.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13No.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14LOW WHINE
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Oh, yes! I can. What on earth is that?- I don't know.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19It's getting louder, though.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21WHINE What is it?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23LOUD WHINING
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Oh!- Aha!
0:17:26 > 0:17:32Sorry, girls! Just a spot of sky-diving! Whoooh! Great fun!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Nice one, Aaron(!)
0:17:33 > 0:17:36If you think Auntie Maureen's is bad,
0:17:36 > 0:17:38what about Cousin Martin's smile?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Very true. I'm not sure where he got that from.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Goat's che-e-e-e-ese!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47CAMERA CLICKS
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Yeah, yes. Yes, take over the Earth. I'll take over all the planets!
0:17:52 > 0:17:57I'll take over Mars, I'll take over Jupiter. I'll take over Saturn! Ah!
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Oh, uh. Ah. Oh, just a dream.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06I was dreaming about ice cream. Yes.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Just ice cream.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10MENACING MUSIC
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Oh, here you are, back again.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20Right. Well, that was annoying. Oven wasn't on.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Don't even have an oven.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Anyway, at last the ocean awaits, and nothing can possibly stop...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29TELEPHONE RINGS
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Oh, no. Hello?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34'Bernie, did you remember you're picking up Rose from school?'
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Oh, yes. Just, just going now.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Bye.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, fishcakes!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Oh, dear.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Oh, well, off I go.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Yeah, I'm always doing that, as well.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Hello, and welcome to Bunnies on Ice!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02On the floor is Christophe... Ah Dean, with Bolero.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03CHEERING
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Yeah!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I love you!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, yes!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Yes!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Woooh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oh, wonderful!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Whoo-hoo!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Whooooh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29CHEERING
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I don't care what people say,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Strictly Mouse Dancing's harder than Bunnies on Ice.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- OK, Tracy, that's lunch. - It's Dani! Oh, what's the point?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I'm never doing this show again.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I can't believe how they've treated me. This lunch is awful.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- It's just weeds.- OK, ladies and gentlemen, lunch over.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Special guest, Miss Tracy Squeaker, will now introduce the next sketch.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58My name is Dani! Oh, forget it.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Here's another animal with name issues.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Tony! Tony?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Where are you, Tony? Tony? Here, here, pal.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Have you seen a guy called Tony? It's my mate, he's gone missing.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Ah, no, I'm sorry, mate. What's he like?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Only a little fellow, but excellent at swimming.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Right, well, I'll poke his eye out.- What?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- I'll keep an eye out for him. - OK, Cheers.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Bye-bye, then.- Tony? Tony!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Oh, he must be around here somewhere.
0:20:32 > 0:20:40I told him I'd just be outside the cinema. What am I going to do? Tony!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Oh. Oh, no.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Desperate. Tony-y-y-y-y!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55GURGLING
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh! Tony!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Oh, Tony! It's so good to see you!
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Tony, I missed you! I missed you!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# I will always love you... #
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- I'm not Tony!- Oh, shut up, Tony!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I love you! Tony!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Right, I'm fed up with all the arguments. Let's sort it.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- Which is the best animated movie ever?- Oh, I don't know. Madagascar?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- No, Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Shrek! Shrek!- Shrek!- Shrek! Shrek!- Shrek. Shrek!- Shrek!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Shrek!- Shrek! Shrek!- Shrek!
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- Shrek!- Shrek! Shrek!- Shrek! - Shrek!- Shrek!- Shrek!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Sh-sh-sh!- Shrek!- Shrek!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Shut up! It's Toy Story III, all right?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oh yeah, Toy Story III is awesome.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I love that bit where they escape and all that.
0:21:51 > 0:21:57I still prefer Madagascar. Because of all the leaves.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, I like leaves.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Busy life? Always in a flap?
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Discover the look to wow the crowd. Because now, you've got it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Feather Fudge.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Boom that plume with Feather Fudge.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Make other birds love you, almost as much as you love yourself.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Feather Fudge.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26SNIGGERS
0:22:34 > 0:22:35CONTINUES SNIGGERING
0:22:35 > 0:22:41Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Oh, dear me!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Is it a bird?- Is it a plane?
0:22:49 > 0:22:53No, it's the worst superhero of all time!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Bubble Beard!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59BUBBLING
0:22:59 > 0:23:04# I really, really, really, really, really love snow
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# I really, really, really love snow. Yes, I love snow
0:23:07 > 0:23:11# It's so good. And later I'll go sledding with Red Riding Hood
0:23:11 > 0:23:13# I really, really, really love snow
0:23:13 > 0:23:16# I really, really, really, love snow
0:23:16 > 0:23:20# I really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# Really, really, really,, love snow! Oh, hi again.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'm still loving snow!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Beware!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Take care!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hold onto your hair!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37It's The Curse of the Zombie Toad!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40LIGHTNING FLASHES
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Brains!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Brains, I want brains!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I need brains! Brains!
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Or perhaps a warm lentil salad. You've got to have your five a day.
0:23:59 > 0:24:05- And I can't think about Granddad's smile without laughing!- Quite!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07What on earth is going on there?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Goat's cheese!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11CAMERA CLICKS
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Tell you what, dear. He makes us look good in the family album!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- ALL:- Goat's cheese!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Right, lads. Here we go. Top of the table clash.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Keep it tight for the first ten minutes.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- If we get any penalties, I'm taking them.- What was that?!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Penalties. I'm taking them. - But I'm our penalty taker!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You did miss that pen last week, Kev.- That was a great save!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Wayne Rooney couldn't have scored that!- Sorry, Kev.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Decision's been made. - Oh, it has, has it?- Yeah.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- There's only one way to settle this!- Big fight?- You're on!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Big fight! Big fight! Big fight! Big fight! Big fight!- Don't stop!
0:24:50 > 0:24:55I'm going to scream, lads. I'm going to scream. I swear it! I'll scream!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Ya-a-a-a-a-a-h!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05All right, Bradley, keep your beak on, mate!
0:25:05 > 0:25:10Oh, my. Oh, there she is. The most beautiful girl in the world.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13The girl of my dreams. She's the only one for me.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18There's not another girl out there who could possibly compare with,
0:25:18 > 0:25:23with that. Oh, oh hang on, hang about. Who's that?! Scratch that.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Yeah, this one. That one is the most beautiful girl in the world.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31I can see our future now. Much better. Yeah!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35# It's Maurice! Maurice, the miserable fish! #
0:25:35 > 0:25:36I'm so miserable!
0:25:36 > 0:25:41Why are you so miserable, Maurice? Cheer up, it might never happen!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- It already has!- Oh, typical Maurice. Happy as ever, I see.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Clear off!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I'm so miserable!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52# It's Maurice! Maurice, the miserable fish! #
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I hate that theme tune!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56HUMS
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- All right, girls? - What is he doing now?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06- Don't look, you'll only encourage him.- I'm doing it!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Doing what, exactly? Oooh!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Wait...
0:26:10 > 0:26:14# Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do!
0:26:14 > 0:26:18# Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do! #
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, where have they gone? Oh.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26# Do-do-do-do-do...#
0:26:26 > 0:26:28All right, Hugh?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Why do you think that lot always walk past in the same place?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Well, that's simple. It's a zebra crossing.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38THEY LAUGH
0:26:39 > 0:26:44A zebra crossing! Nice one, Hugh! What is a zebra crossing?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45I don't know.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47OK, let's have another go.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- DRUM BEAT - Oh, that's not so bad!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52It's like a drum! Sounds like...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- LONGER DRUM BEAT - Oh, no!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56EASTENDERS THEME MUSIC
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Oh, I prefer Tracy Beaker!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Tracy, I'm very sorry.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I've been informed I should have been calling you
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Dani Harmster during this show, not Tracy Squeaker.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12It's fine. Just call me Tracy. Who cares?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Please accept my apologies, Dani. - Call me Tracy!
0:27:15 > 0:27:21Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished actress, Miss Dani Harmster!
0:27:21 > 0:27:25It's Tracy! Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, Tracy!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.