0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome, if you've just tuned in, you've missed nothing.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09The show's not even started yet, we haven't even had the titles!
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Anyhow, I'm Lorreindeer Kelly and I'll be your special host today.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17We've got a great show coming up with some really brilliant guests.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Oh, listen to me chattering away! Let's get started.
0:00:51 > 0:00:57# Llama under a rainbow! #
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I can't believe I just asked out Billy Gross and he blew me out
0:01:01 > 0:01:03in front of the whole class!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I wish the floor would just open up and swallow me!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07RARGH!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Gotcha!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11'Oh, careful what you wish for, Sandy!'
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Oh, stop splashing yourself! Stop splashing yourself!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Stop splashing yourself!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, ha, why are you splashing yourself!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Stop splashing yourself!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Oh, stop splashing yourself! Stop splash...
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, stop splashing yourself! Stop splashing yourself!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Oh, stop splashing yourself! Oh, stop, stop it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Oh, dear.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Br-r-r-r-r!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Ah, I love playing stop splashing yourself.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41# Doo doo-doo doo doo
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Doo-doo-doo doo
0:01:43 > 0:01:44# Doo-doo doo doo
0:01:44 > 0:01:46# Doo doo-doo doo
0:01:46 > 0:01:47# Doo-doo... #
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Wah-h-h-h-h!- Ah!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh! Oh.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52SMASHING
0:01:52 > 0:01:54S-S-sorry, mate.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Knowing me, knowing you
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# A-ha! #
0:01:59 > 0:02:02The ABBA fish, yeah, rock on!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Knowing me, knowing you
0:02:05 > 0:02:06# A-ha! #
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Yes, I've scored two tickets to see Adele at the Goat2 Arena!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Awesome, high five!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Wah!- Wah!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Argh!- Ow! Ow! - Ooh, ow, my head!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yeah, let's just shake hooves next time, yeah?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Such a lovely day today.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm in such a good mood.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I wonder if Pete will let me borrow his bike?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hey, Pete, can I borrow your bike, mate?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35NO, you cannot borrow my bike, OK?! It's my bike and, guess what?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I'm going on a long, relaxing bike ride to the park today, OK?
0:02:38 > 0:02:44So, NO, you cannot borrow my bike, Calum, NO!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Ooh! Touchy!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50OK, right...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52left...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55right...and to me...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Oh, for heaven's sake, Gary!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, can't we just have a nice cup of tea, Barbara?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03'Oh, I'm starving.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05'Oh, we'll have to stop off for a burg...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08'Oh, look, here's one now. Look, look at this joker.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- LOUDSPEAKER:- 'This is the police, you are in a no snowman making area!
0:03:14 > 0:03:19'Please, stop making that snowman immediately and move on.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh! Oh.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23'Yeah, yeah, we saw you, pal.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26'Move along now and don't let us see you back here
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- 'or there'll be trouble, OK?' - Will do, OK, sorry.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31'He'll be back.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34'Now, about that burger.'
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Hola, I'm Pedro the Mexican jumping lizard -
0:03:39 > 0:03:45so-called because I am a lizard, I'm from Mexico and...I jump.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47You don't believe me?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, watch now as I leap effortlessly from the large rock
0:03:50 > 0:03:53onto the smaller rock below.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56From the large rock onto the smaller rock.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Hey!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Oh. - SMASHING
0:04:00 > 0:04:02'Oh, that did not go to plan.'
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Slurp! Mmm.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- What is this stuff? - Don't know? Tasty though, isn't it?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Lovely. Oh, Alex would love this, where is he?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13He's just above us somewhere, having a lie down.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- He's got a really bad cold. - Oh, dear.- A real streamer.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23- His nose has been running like a tap for days.- Oh, shame.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Still, all the more frost though, eh?- Wait.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Alex is above us?- Slurp.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Yeah?- And his nose is running, like, really badly? Snot everywhere?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah. Mmm. Slurp, slurp!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39This slime that we are all eating, we... We don't know what it is?
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- No, we... Oh, no! Urgh!- Urgh! - Urgh!- Oh, rank!- Gross!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46What's up with them lot?
0:04:46 > 0:04:51SLURP!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Mmm, salty! Slurp.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# Get your beak clean Beak cleaning done here! #
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Come on, ladies and gents, birds of all ages,
0:04:59 > 0:05:00get your beak cleaned here.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03All shapes and sizes catered for, money back guarantee.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Your nest is not at risk as long as you pay up pronto
0:05:06 > 0:05:09and I'm not talking ten pounds, I'm not talking five pounds,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I'm not even talking two pounds - just one pound, my feathered friends,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16one single pound to get the beak polishing of a lifetime.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I guarantee that your beak will not ever look as bright and shiny,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- and downright lovely as it does... - Come on then, give us a clean!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- The wife will be pleased! - Certainly, sir!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27SQUEAKING
0:05:28 > 0:05:33Thank you very much! Oh, that feels clean indeed! Much obliged!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34You're welcome, sir.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37One satisfied customer there but who's next?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Who wants a beautiful beak
0:05:38 > 0:05:41so buff you'll blind the birds with your brilliant bill?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:46 > 0:05:52AH-ha-ha-ha! AH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:55 > 0:06:00AHH-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Well, I didn't think it was that funny!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09MUSIC: "Tequila" by The Champs
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Nearly there! Just one more piece and we've built our own grasshopper!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Yeah, now, where did we put that leg?- We've got it over here!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35This is pretty heavy.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Here you go!- Thank you, Leonard!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Hello, guys, I've got a head, here.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42We've already got a head.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Then whose head is this?!
0:06:46 > 0:06:51# Who will buy my beautiful fans, please?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# Here they are, I waft them around
0:06:54 > 0:06:58# Once again the left and right ones
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Yes, I know they're attached to my hands. #
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- 'Ere, what you selling there? - Didn't you hear this song?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I'm selling fans.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I got this one, I got these two, I got these two.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- OK, I'll take three, please. - Oh, erm...
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Is there a problem?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Well, yeah, I didn't think anyone would actually buy one.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21You see, they're attached to my hands. I just wanted to sing my song.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27- Oh, just messing with you. I've got them too, see?- Oh, yeah.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Well, on your way.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Ha! Yeah, yeah, see you. - That's got rid of him.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Who will buy my beautiful fans?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41# Here they are I waft them around. #
0:07:41 > 0:07:45MUSIC: "That's The Way I Like It" by KC and the Sunshine Band
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Hey-y-y-y!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Yeah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Bobbing my head on a branch!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yeah, watch me move!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yeah!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Do you like my sunglasses?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Aye-aye, captain!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Yeah! Doing some moves.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Got to fly!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Oi, swanny!- Are you talking to me? - Yeah, you want some?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26You want some of this? Want some, do you? You want it? You want it?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You want some? Do you want it? Do you want it? Want it? Want it?
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Want it? Want it? You want some? Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35No, not really.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38That's what I thought. This is MY manor.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, you're back so soon!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You've caught me in a little spot of bother,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I was just resting my antlers on this tree
0:08:47 > 0:08:50while you were watching clips and the next thing I know,
0:08:50 > 0:08:55I seem to become all tangled up - what am I like, eh? What a numpty!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, the show must go on, as they say,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00and still to come, we've got loads of cute wee animals
0:09:00 > 0:09:04and some not so cute but they're all doing loads of really funny things.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Although, probably not getting their antlers stuck in a tree.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, it's just like I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12No, but, seriously, I am stuck.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Could somebody please, if it's not too much trouble, now? Help!
0:09:18 > 0:09:24# Llama still under a rainbow! #
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Hello, let me...
0:09:35 > 0:09:36..tell...
0:09:41 > 0:09:46..you a story. Once...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53..upon...
0:09:58 > 0:09:59..a...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05..time...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Brains! Brains!
0:10:27 > 0:10:32Brains, I must satisfy my hunger for brains!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Brains!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Or, I could also go for a Mexican burrito with extra guacamole -
0:10:39 > 0:10:42that is my favourite.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Whoa, is that you?- No.- It IS you!
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- You're that Snappy Styles out of Fin Direction!- No, I'm not.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55- I just look a bit like him. - Quick, everyone, it's Snappy Styles!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Look, I'm just trying to get to the shops for a pint of milk.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oh, we love you, Snappy!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Can't you just leave me alone?!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I love you Snappy! Get off!
0:11:04 > 0:11:09- That's it, I'm going home!- Marry me! - Mwah!- Mwah!- Mwah!- Love you!
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- Sometimes I wish I'd never entered that Fish Factor.- Oh, bye, Snappy.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Bye!- Bye.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20..Now...where...was...
0:11:24 > 0:11:25..I?
0:11:30 > 0:11:36There...were...three little...
0:11:41 > 0:11:42..pigs...
0:11:45 > 0:11:47OK, to me...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49to me...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51to me...and back to me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Not again, Gary!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Oh, sorry, Barbara!- Oh, I'm losing my patience here, Gary!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00MUSIC: "Kashmir" by Led Zepplin
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Oh, back, are you? You still want a piece of this?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Here, I was watching that What's New Scooby Doo and, as far as I can tell,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18there's absolutely nothing new about it at all.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22There's still these four people with a dog, scared of its own shadow,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24going round solving mysteries and that.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Turns out it's always the first fella they meet at the beginning.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's all like, "Mystery-van- Scooby-Snack-Velma's-gone-missing-
0:12:30 > 0:12:33"Fred-fancies Daphne- I-would-have-got away-with-it-
0:12:33 > 0:12:36"if-it-wasn't-for-you-pesky-kids!" Breathtaking. I love that dog.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Hey, kids, come here a sec.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- What?- What's up, Dad?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Shh, can you hear that?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45No, I can't hear anything, Dad?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Just be quiet for a moment.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- What are we...?- Shh.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54SQUEAKING
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, Dad!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Urgh!- URGH!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Oh, that's rancid, Dad! - Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Er, you staring me out?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- ALL:- What if we are?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'll tell you, lads, you will never stare me out.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- ALL:- We'll see about that!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Honestly, fellas, you're wasting your time.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I can stay here all day, no danger.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- ALL:- So can we.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm getting bored now.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42So am I.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Yeah, me too.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Lo-sers!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- BOTH:- No chance, pal, we're not going anywhere.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Bring it on!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yeah, bring it on!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hang on, where did they come from?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Shh, just keep staring! Eye of the donkey.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- # ..world can see... # - I can't believe it, I'm stuck again!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You haven't got your headphones in?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You haven't got your headphones in again?!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10# ..you light up my world like nobody else... #
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Dave! Take them out! Not again!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16No, no, no, I'm not doing this again!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Oh, David!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Take the headphones out! I'm stuck!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Argh!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, God!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Oh, no!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Not again!
0:14:30 > 0:14:36Oh, Dave! David! Oh! David! David!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Ahh! Oh!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh, me arms!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Me arms! I'm stuck again!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Quick impression for you -
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Admiral Lord Nelson. "Kiss me, Hardy," Ha!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51He only had one arm, you see. Just the one arm.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Battle of Trafalgar? 1805?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Oh, go and look it up! Kids these days.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01He only makes eggs.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02This is another egg!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06No way! I'm cooking with my bum again - check it!
0:15:06 > 0:15:11This is egg on a blanket, sweet! I'm Spiderchef. Laters!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14He only makes eggs.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'm telling you, sir,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19it's only a matter of time before he realises we're following him.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Nonsense, this is a sophisticated surveillance operation.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yes, sir. - Just remain stealthy at all times.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Don't draw attention to yourself and merge into the background.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Sir, I need a minute, I'm feeling a bit wheezy.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Keep up, Dudley, we can't let him get away again!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I've left my inhaler at home. How far are we prepared to go with this?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38We'll do whatever it takes.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40We'll track him to the end of the earth -
0:15:40 > 0:15:42through jungles, up mountains...
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I'm not getting into the wet! Abort! Abort!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Ah!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, you're pathetic! Ah.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Ignore him, Dudley.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54MUSIC: "Let's Twist Again" by Chubby Checker
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh! Oh, it's the twist!
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Mum, Mum, I'm going to dance to the twist.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Look, look!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Yes, Jeremy, I'm watching. - Mum, look!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I love the twist. It's my favourite.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And I am the best at it, as well.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12# Doing the twist again La, la, la, la, thingy
0:16:12 > 0:16:14# And I shake my bum La, la... #
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Mummy, look! Mum, Mummy, are you watching?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Yeah, that's very good, love.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Mum, watch me, though! Watch, watch!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Yes.- Watch what I'm doing, Mum! Mummy, watch!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Yeah, yeah, that's great, poppet.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Mum! You're not even watching!- I am.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Mum, you've got to watch me do my dancing,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35because I'm the bestest-est at the dancing, Mummy!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Where are you going?
0:16:37 > 0:16:42- Yeah, I'm just going to watch you from over there.- Mum!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44All right, you know me, not one to tell tales.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I mean, I'm not a grass or anything, but he went...that way.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Had enough yet?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- KANGAROOS:- No chance. No way.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Blimey. You lot still here?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Me and't boys have had dinner and everything.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08We'll never surrender.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- KANGAROOS:- Us neither.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Fair enough. Back in position, lads.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Think you'll find that makes it five on three. Your move.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- KANGAROOS:- We'll even up the teams.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22ALL: Fair enough. We're not scared.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27HE SLURPS
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Oh, that's disgusting. Oh, no, I can't look. Oh, that's gross.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, nice one, Shane!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38The old drooling trick, you crafty old cobber!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Should have thought of that one meself,
0:17:40 > 0:17:41could have saved us a few hours.
0:17:41 > 0:17:47- BIRDS:- # Why do birds Suddenly appear
0:17:47 > 0:17:51# Every time you are near
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# Just like me
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# They long to be
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Close to you. #
0:17:59 > 0:18:03So, the moral...
0:18:08 > 0:18:09..is...
0:18:14 > 0:18:19..get a brick house.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- ANNOUNCER:- 'History tells us that it was back in 1921,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27'the morning after the Bill's 18th quack day, that he found himself
0:18:27 > 0:18:30'stuck halfway up a tree. with his pond nowhere to be seen
0:18:30 > 0:18:33'and no recollection of how he got up there.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35'Overcome by a sudden burst of bravery,
0:18:35 > 0:18:36'he jumped into the unknown.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40'After landing, he said to himself,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42' "Yes! Yes! I've done it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45' "I've created duck jumping!" '
0:18:56 > 0:18:58'And here's our first competitor,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00'all the way from Russia, it's...
0:19:01 > 0:19:04'..and here's his jump.'
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Wheee!- 'Oh, that's a lovely jump.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08'Lovely jump, but what about landing?'
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- CHEERING - 'Oh, it's beautiful.'
0:19:10 > 0:19:13'Beautiful landing and you're right to look proud,
0:19:13 > 0:19:14'Maximilian, you're quite right.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16'There's only one team who can beat him,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18'the British team of Pete and Re-Pete...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Wheee!- '..and they're going for a double jump.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22'Oh, they've mistimed that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23'They've mistimed the landing.'
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Oh!- 'It's a terrible landing from Pete...'
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Oh!- ..and Re-Pete's landed on his back, as well.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30'Let's have a look at that one again.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33'You can see... Well, that is just awful.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37'Will no-one be able to challenge Maximilian's spe-quack-ular jump?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39'Tune in later to find out.'
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Hello. Oh, and welcome back.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Well, it's been an eventful show so far. Ooh!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I got my head stuck in a tree.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, I don't believe this.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53And now I've got my head caught in another reindeer.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, who are you?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57I'm Wayne-deer Rooney.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59What? The world-famous footballer?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00No. The reindeer.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Oh, well, here's another animal with problems.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Has anybody got a saw?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Jan?- Yeah?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Sweetheart, you've got a little bit of...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14snotorama going on.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Oh, dear. Not again.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Is it obvious, darling?- Yeah.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20It's really quite prominent.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I mean, I'd give it a real good blow if I were you, there's a good girl.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26OK, yah. Wish me luck, babes.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29SHE GURGLES
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Still there?- Yeah, still there.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Looks a bit like a Creme Egg.- Oh, yuck.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Let me try again.
0:20:38 > 0:20:44SHE GURGLES
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Well?- No, it's a real clinger, darling.- Oh!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52SHE GURGLES
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Is it gone?- Umm...
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05'Hang on. Weren't you here before?'
0:21:05 > 0:21:09No, my name is not Cian the bear and I'm not from King's Lynn.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12'OK, then. Who would you say you're most like?'
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I see myself as Jessie. Jessie J.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16'All right. Best of luck.'
0:21:16 > 0:21:18All right, here we go.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Oh, this mic's still a bit too high, actually.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23# Ain't about the kerching, kerching
0:21:23 > 0:21:26# Ain't about the b-bling, b-bling
0:21:26 > 0:21:28# Wanna make the world dance... #
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Oh, no!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Oh! Oh!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33'Next!'
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Pffft!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Why, pick the bones out of that one, lads!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh, yeah? Right back at you, my friend.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Pffft!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, no. The two trouser pumps have reacted!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- I'm off!- So am I!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Oh! I can taste it!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46That is nuclear!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Yous two are heinous!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Doesn't smell too bad to me.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56HE SLURPS
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Mmm. Slimy.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04John. Will you please stop scratching, man.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I can't help it, I'm allergic to penguins.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Then why did we come here on holiday?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I guess I just love feeling itchy.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You're weird, John.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16But I love you, man.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20MUSIC: "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Oh, I love this song. I love this song.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25# Here's the thing, We started out friends
0:22:25 > 0:22:29# It was cool, but it was all pretend
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Yeah, yeah
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# Since you've been gone
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# And all you'd ever hear me say
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# Is how I pictured me with you
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# That's all you'd ever hear me say
0:22:45 > 0:22:50# But since you've been gone
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# I can breathe for the first time
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# I'm so moving on
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# Yeah, yeah
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Thanks to you
0:22:59 > 0:23:04# Now I get what I want
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# Since you've been gone... #
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, it's beautiful, that.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Oh, every time I leave my home.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17That's it. I'm going up to the surface. They can't get me there.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- FISH:- Oh, no. Don't go! Don't go! Please don't go!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Ah. That's better.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I'll get up on that beach, should be safe.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Hang on a minute. Aren't you...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You are! You're Snappy Styles!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31I don't believe it.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, wow! My mum is never going to believe this.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38She loves Fin Direction! Can I have a kiss?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Oh, I've got another hundred years of this!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Flat crabs.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Iguana!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52'And this is a late entry.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54'It's the Chinese team.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55'A dual effort here from the twins,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- 'Jum and Lee Ping.'- Wheeee!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59'First up, Jum.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02'Effortless descent, there, full of...'
0:24:02 > 0:24:05'Here comes Lee. Jum Ping, followed by Lee Ping.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06'How will they land?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09'Not bad. It's a lovely close landing.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10'And yes, it's a silver
0:24:10 > 0:24:12'for the Chinese team.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14'Let's have another look at that one.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17A fabulous ending to these sporting procedures.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Good night.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20CHEERING
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Oh. Ooh. Oooh. Oooh.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Ooh. Ho-whoo.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Oooh.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38HE COUGHS
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Oh, I don't seem to be getting the hang of this. Oooh.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Ooooooh.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Oh, hello. Something's happening.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50How-whooooo!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53How-whooooo!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Oooh!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Nailed it.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01OK. Right, left,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04right, and to me.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oh, for heaven's sake, Gary!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Can't we just have a nice cup of tea, Barbara?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Oh, look at the sun. We should have a barbecue.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I wonder if Pete fancies some chicken drumsticks. Oi, Pete!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Shall I get the barbie out and grill some chicken drumsticks?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22No! I do not want chicken drumsticks or a barbecue!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I do love chicken drumsticks,
0:25:24 > 0:25:26but I do not want chicken drumsticks today!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Today is Tuesday and I always, always
0:25:28 > 0:25:30eat fish fingers on a Tuesday!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33OK, Callum? So, no, no chicken drumsticks!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Oooh! Touchy!
0:25:40 > 0:25:41All right?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- # Boom, boom, boom - # Ai, ai
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- # Boom, boom, boom - # Ai, ai
0:25:53 > 0:25:56# Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Win or lose
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Sink or swim
0:26:02 > 0:26:07# One thing is certain We'll never give in
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# Side by side
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# Hand in hand
0:26:12 > 0:26:17# We'll all stand together... #
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Wheeee!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Wheeee!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Wheeee!
0:26:28 > 0:26:33Wheeee!
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# We all stand
0:26:41 > 0:26:46# Together. #
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Hi, there, and welcome back. I'm Lorreindeer Kelly
0:26:53 > 0:26:54and you wouldn't believe
0:26:54 > 0:26:56what's happened to me since you've been away.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I'm finally free from that Wayne-deer Rooney,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01but the weather's taken a severe turn for the worse.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Still, at least I've got my dignity back.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Whoa! Whoa! Whoaaaaa...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07SHE CRASHES
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Goodbye, everybody! Hope you enjoyed the show!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh, no! Not another tree!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15The...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22..end.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Bye!
0:27:29 > 0:27:33Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd