0:00:05 > 0:00:08RACING CARS ZOOM
0:00:08 > 0:00:11MUSIC: Theme from Formula 1 Racing
0:00:11 > 0:00:13That's not fast! Let me down there
0:00:13 > 0:00:15and I'll be lapping them before you can say...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- OK, ready, Jenson.- What? Oh.
0:00:18 > 0:00:23Hello. I'm Formula 1 sheep racing champion, Jenson Mutton.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25And I'm very pleased to be hosting
0:00:25 > 0:00:27today's episode of Walk on the Wild Side.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29There are lots of silly animals coming up,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32some of them probably pretty fast too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- But I doubt they're as fast as me. - OK. That was a good take, Jenson.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- But we need you to be quite a lot quicker than that.- OK. Sorry!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hello. Hello!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Hello! Oh, no. Food on laps in front of the telly-box.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, dear. You should really eat at the table, you know.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yes, you shouldn't eat in front of the telly-box.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23We can't because we don't have one.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27But if we did have a telly-box, we wouldn't eat in front of it. No.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- OK, lecture over. Toodle-pip! - Tatty-bye!- Fare thee well!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish! #
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I'm so miserable!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Maurice! It's your birthday! Oh, happy birthday, mate.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Are you doing anything nice? - No! I hate birthdays!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, come on, Maurice. Give us a smile on your birthday.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Clear off! I'm still miserable. Even on my birthday.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish! #
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Urgh! I hate that theme tune!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00FUNKY MUSIC, RECORDS SCRATCHING
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Night-time... Daytime!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Night-time... Daytime!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Night-time... Daytime!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Do you ever wonder why you're still single, Gareth?- Nope. Daytime!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35And I'm not called Gareth any more. Night-time!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- So what are you called now? - Night-time Daytime!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- That'll never catch on, you know. - Yes, it will.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Night-time... Daytime!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, I can't believe this. She's half-an-hour late already.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I specifically said, by the rocks on the sand. Where is she now?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Where is that idiot? There's no sign of him at all.
0:02:53 > 0:02:5815 minutes he's kept me waiting here with my lovely new tiara and all.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01This always happens to me, this does. Getting stood up by people.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04"Stand out from the crowd," my mother said.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06"Get people to notice you, Sandy,"
0:03:06 > 0:03:08No, no-one notices me at all.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Five more minutes, and I'm going home to watch Eastenders.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Just five more minutes I'll wait... OK, maybe ten minutes.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21You know, that giraffe has never been "it".
0:03:21 > 0:03:27- What?- In the game of "it", nobody has ever caught that giraffe.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- But I'm the fastest animal I know. - I'm not so sure about that.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Right, watch this. I'm going to go and tag him. Simple.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Good luck, mate!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41HE PANTS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Right! You're...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You're... I can't... Oh...
0:03:45 > 0:03:48HE PANTS
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Extremely fast!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Oh, well. Guess I'm still "it".
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Three hours I've been waiting now.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Three hours I've been waiting now!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Point is... HE SNORES
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Oh! What was that? I must have dropped off.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Now, what was I saying? So the point of...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10HE SNORES
0:04:10 > 0:04:15It's only happened again! Now, where was I?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES
0:04:18 > 0:04:23You've got your headphones in. Doesn't matter. I'm used to it now!
0:04:23 > 0:04:28I don't mind. I've given in to the fate.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32HE SINGS ALONG TO MUSIC
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# We're gonna die young
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I don't want to die young!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42# We're gonna die young Dang-nang...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46A little reprieve before the crushing... Oh, me back!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50# We're gonna die young Ooh-ooh... #
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I'm the Mayor of London! - No, I'm the Mayor of London!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55No, I'm the mayor.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- ALL:- No, I'm the mayor! I'm the Mayor of London!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No, I'm the bear! What!?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Come on, you horrible lot! Three, two, one, let's go!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12THEY HEAVE
0:05:12 > 0:05:16MUSIC: "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Come on! Put your backs into it!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22THEY HEAVE
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Keep it up!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34That's enough! Same time tomorrow.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Walk on the Wild Side Productions proudly presents
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? - Juliet, I'm over here!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- What do you want?- Fancy going out sometime if you're not too busy?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Can't, too busy. Besides, my family doesn't really like your family.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I suppose you're right. It'll only end badly. Nevermind. See you around.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Juliet, parting is such sweet sorrow. See you later, all right?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Four days I've been waiting now. I'm starting to get hungry.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Right, I'm off.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Huh? What was that?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Might as well keep waiting.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:07 > 0:06:09CRUNCHING
0:06:09 > 0:06:11# I'd take a Flake
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# And I'd yoink a Yorkie
0:06:14 > 0:06:18# A bubbly Aero I don't share no Kit Kat Chunky
0:06:18 > 0:06:22# I'd list a Wispa up there with Twix-a
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# A Twirl, a Fudge, a Mars These bars are loved by lemurs
0:06:26 > 0:06:29# Especially me
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Cha-kee-bow! #
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Mr Carson, is it true the duchess is visiting the lake today?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Quite so, Joseph. So we must practise.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Down...and up.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Well, everything is most impressive here.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46But when will she get here, Mr Carson?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49We don't know, Joseph, so we must be on our webbed toes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Down...and up.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, quite splendid surroundings.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Down...and up.- Oh, thank you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I think she's coming, Mr Carson. Shall we bow?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04No, that's not the Duchess, Joseph.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I think it is, sir. Down...and up.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yes, it was. Why didn't you warn me, Joseph? This is all your fault.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Now, with me now. Let's go. Down...and up.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21TELEPORTING MACHINE WHOOSHES
0:07:21 > 0:07:25At last! We have teleported ourselves onto Planet Earth.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27We are now ready to invade.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31No weapon made by mankind can pass through our high-tech armour.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33We are invincible!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37We shall defeat the humans and then the world shall be ours!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Eh...I think there might be a problem.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43What's that, Xanthia Turner?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47We are absolutely tiny.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, blast! Well, back we go.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52TELEPORTING MACHINE WHOOSHES
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Mum and Dad are out. Time to find my birthday present.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I bet they've hidden it under the ice again. They are so predictable!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What's that? It looks like a bike. That would be good.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, wait, it looks like a Wii U. That's going to be ruined.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Wait, it could even be the Blu-ray Dark Knight trilogy.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08I don't even like Batman!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Is it an InnoTab 2? A Furby? Lego: The Hobbit - Attack of the Wargs?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15A Let's Rock Elmo? A weekend for two at Euro Disney? Went there last year.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Is it an iPhone 5? That is well sick!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Whoa! Argh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23That is freezing! Oh, my life. What was I thinking?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, no - it's fish... Again!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Tony!- What?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Tony!- What?- Cup of tea! I'm parched!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Well, you only have to ask!
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- There's no need to shout! Is there, Mum?- What?- Mum!- What!?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I said to Granddad if he wants a cup of tea, there's no need to shout!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- No need to what!?- Shout!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- I am shouting! - No, not you, Granddad!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- What about Granddad?- Nevermind!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- What?- I said nevermind!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Where's my tea!?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58HE SIGHS
0:08:58 > 0:09:01This tree has really gone downhill since that lot moved in.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oi! Speak up!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hello, again. Jenson Mutton here.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Sure, I'm a Formula 1 sheep racing champion,
0:09:14 > 0:09:18but of course that's not all I can do. No. No way!
0:09:18 > 0:09:23I can also do very good impressions of Formula 1 sheep. Check this out.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25HE MAKES RACING NOISE
0:09:30 > 0:09:33And here's the one with engine trouble.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36HE MAKES SPLUTTERING NOISE
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, no! There's someone on my tail!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40HE MAKES RACING NOISE
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Well, personally, I think your impressions are the pits.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- What!? Well, you try and do a better job then.- Fine!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53RACING CARS ZOOM
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh! Play the next clip then.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Coming soon to CBBC -
0:10:00 > 0:10:03our new beach drama, Blubwatch.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12MUSIC: Theme from Baywatch
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Help!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Actually, it might not be coming soon.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Help!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Looks a bit rubbish.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Right. Finally a bit of peace and quiet. No-one around.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43A bit of me time.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Time to kick back and relax.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh, yes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh!
0:10:50 > 0:10:56HE BREAKS WIND Oh, that is bad!
0:10:56 > 0:10:57That even smells underwater.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59ROCK MUSIC
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# Oh, yeah!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# Rock lizard!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06# That's me! #
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, it's a bit lonely out here.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I think I'll try my new cloning machine out, I think.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Hello, meerkat one.- Hello! - Nice work.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Hey, can I have a go?- Be my guest!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Hello, meerkats one and two. - BOTH: Hello!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Mind if I clone?- Be our guest.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, hello.- ALL: Hello!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Mind if I...?- Be our guest.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Hello!- ALL: Hello! Be our guest.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Hello.- ALL: Hello!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I think we should stop now
0:11:38 > 0:11:41and invent a clone recycling machine or something.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43ALL: OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47And now it's time for some turkey beatboxing.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52THEY BEATBOX
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- How extraordinary! - RECORD SCRATCHES
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Respect to the massive turkey.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Oh, I mean turkey massive.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27There's a daddy...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Eh...
0:12:38 > 0:12:43..mummy bear...and baby...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50..bear.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Ooh! What's in there? - SHE SLURPS
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Ooh, chocolate milkshake!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00My favourite.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Still a bit left.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ooh, delicious!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# It's Tony, Tony the easily-impressed chimpanzee. #
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Wow!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Oh...my word.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19That is amazing. Wow!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Sheila? Sheila!? Come and have a look at this.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26What is it?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30There's this big, white, fluffy marshmallow thing
0:13:30 > 0:13:32right above our heads.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Oh, Tony, that's just a cloud. - A cloud.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Wow!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43That is amazeballs.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Ooh! A juicy rabbit.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I am starving.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Now, remember your training, Craig.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55Be stealthy, no sudden movements, slowly-slowly-catchy-bunny.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Hang on.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Well, that's odd. Very strange.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Yes, that is much bigger than it looked from back there.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07HE GRUNTS
0:14:07 > 0:14:13You're not a rabbit, are you? Are those big ears or sharp horns?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Get out of it!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Whoa! I really should have my eyes tested.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Oh... Oh. Look, a juicy rabbit. I am starving.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- So I said to him, "Don't talk to me like that."- Yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- I'll tell my mum, she'll tell your mum. You'll be in trouble.- Yeah.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- How dare she say that to me? - I know.- It wasn't even my fault.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- I wasn't even there.- No.- She comes up to me and starts accusing me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'm like, "Don't judge, sweetheart, because no-one can judge me."
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- They can't.- Talk to the hand.- No.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42She was all up in my face, giving it this attitude.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- No, that's...- I was like, "No way are you doing that." What do you think?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Er... No, sorry, I didn't catch that. Say that again.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54THEY SING IN HARMONY
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Ooh... Oh, I nearly fell!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Nearly fell off the...
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Oh, no. That's...
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Right. Yeah, funny. Who put butter on the branch?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Me!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Oh. I wasn't expecting that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Argh! Oh, no. Urgh!
0:15:31 > 0:15:37What's wrong with me? Argh! Somebody help!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Please. Ow!
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Well, I'm no doctor, but it's probably an allergy.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Like, with my uncle, he only has to look at a cat and he sneezes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53A sneeze? This is more than a sneeze.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58I'm turning into some sort of mutant bird.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00HE GRUNTS AND ROARS
0:16:00 > 0:16:03MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Yes, well, like I said, I'm no doctor.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Could be cramp.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Or maybe tennis elbow?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15HE GRUNTS
0:16:16 > 0:16:19And the moral...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26..is...
0:16:30 > 0:16:35..lock your front door.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40And in at number 563 this week, it's Vulture Club
0:16:40 > 0:16:44with their informative hit, We Are Vultures.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49# Why kill a creature when someone else can do it for you?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50# Leave it alone!
0:16:50 > 0:16:55# Watch out if you are dying because we'll probably come and gnaw you
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# Yeah!
0:16:57 > 0:17:02# Because we are vultures and we're slick and cultured
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# We prey on the sick and damaged
0:17:06 > 0:17:09# Don't judge us, we are famished.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Absolutely starving!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Little fluffy you
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- # We wee down our legs - Down our legs!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# It kills all the germs from wading through the dead
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# Another fact for you
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# We vomit when we're hunted
0:17:28 > 0:17:32# It makes us more light for taking flight...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm going to be sick!
0:17:34 > 0:17:40# ..Yes, we are vultures And we are slick and cultured
0:17:40 > 0:17:45# We prey on the sick and damaged Don't judge us, we are famished. #
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Welcome back, everybody.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Just having a quick pit stop.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Everything OK?- Yeah.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Just about done, Jenson.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Careful! That tickles a bit.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- There you go.- Right. Thank you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Might as well just stand around here a bit longer
0:18:14 > 0:18:17and watch some other sporting legends.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23And welcome along, viewers.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25We're about to start here
0:18:25 > 0:18:28at the world one-legged balancing championships
0:18:28 > 0:18:31between two of the very greatest contestants.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33We're waiting for... Oh, there we go!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36And we're off. On the right there, we have Long Ron Silver.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Yes, he is a descendant of Long John Silver.
0:18:39 > 0:18:44And on the left there, all the way from Liverpool, we have John Lean-on.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49Let's see what they've got up their sleeves - or down their trousers!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Absolutely motionless. This is the most excited I've been in years.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58I was only... Oh, he's moved! He's fallen. John Lean-on has fallen.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Look at the shock on his face.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02He's trying to continue as if nothing's happened,
0:19:02 > 0:19:05but surely he can't get away with that.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07No, the judge is in there looking at him. He's got to go.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09He was moving his head.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12That's a clear signal for John Lean-on to leave the arena.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14But John's just ignoring him.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Meanwhile, look at the concentration on Long Ron Silver's face.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20The judge is furious. He's going to get security.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- ALL:- Cheat, cheat, cheat!- The crowd have gone crazy. Look at them.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28They're chanting he's a cheat or something. They're simply disgusted.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Well, I'm sorry witnessed such disappointing behaviour, viewers.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33We'll see you again next year
0:19:33 > 0:19:37at the world one-legged balancing championships. Goodbye.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Can I put my leg down, please? Ooh!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46# Oh, we're halfway there
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# Oh, living on a... #
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Living on a... How does that go again?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Living on a... No, that's gone.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Living on a bear?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Ah... Oh...
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Oh, it's gone. I thought I was going to sneeze.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh... No. I'm all right.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Oh... No.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19No. I'm all right.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22AH-CHOO!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Oh! Ah-choo!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Bless me!
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Hello, this is Jumbo Trunksmith for Wild Side Travel News.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Any would-be travellers should avoid the bit of desert
0:20:32 > 0:20:34with the red leaves and a few scattered branches
0:20:34 > 0:20:36as we've recently received
0:20:36 > 0:20:39this helicopter footage of a mini elephant pile-up
0:20:39 > 0:20:42that was pretty nasty.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Hopefully the desert will be back to normal soon
0:20:45 > 0:20:47but I'd just go around them until then.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49That's Jumbo Trunksmith reporting.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Oh, good grief, Terry. What happened to you?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Did the dog flip you over or something?- No.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Was there an earthquake, Tel? I never felt an earthquake.- No.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Did you trip and fall shell over feet, Terry? Have you been skydiving?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Did you fall out of a rollercoaster? Tel? Terry? Tel?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07No!
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Tammy, this is just how I'm living now, upside down.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Why, though? You look stuck, Terry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Are you stuck? Cos you look stuck. Terry? Terry? Terry, are you stuck?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22No!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'm just fed up of carrying this shell around on my back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27It's much more comfortable this way.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29How will you get around now, Terry?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32How will you move, Terry? You can't walk. Tel? Tel?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You can't walk, can you? Tel? Terry?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38No! I can't walk, Tammy,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41but I'm fine. Just give me a bit of peace.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45OK, Tel. Give us a shout if you need anything, mate.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, thanks.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Ooh! All the blood's gone to my head, though.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53And I think I'm stuck. Tammy!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Tammy!
0:21:55 > 0:22:00TAM-MY!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03FUNKY MUSIC, RECORDS SCRATCHING
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Oh, no! They've stolen it again. - Have you got it?- Yeah, I've got it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Quick, he's coming. Run!- Oi! I want a word with you.- Leg it!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Where is it? Come back here now.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Don't think I won't... Ow! Who left that there?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Come on. Where are you? - Quick, get up here.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No good hiding. You won't escape from me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Ow! Another camera. Who's leaving these?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- I think we got away with it. - I think he's gone. Has he?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46You can run, but you can't hide. Where is it?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Ow! Another camera!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Ooh, those banana bandits,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53they've only gone and nicked Terry's favourite banana.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I've been awake for days. Weeks.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Look at my eyes! Look at them!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02They used to be pure white.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Someone, please, please sing me a lullaby!
0:23:06 > 0:23:11# Frogaby froggy on the frogtops
0:23:11 > 0:23:17# When the frog breaks the cradle will frog... #
0:23:17 > 0:23:21It's not working! I'm never going to get to sleep.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Oh!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Ah... No, it's all right. It's gone. it's gone.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Ah... Oh... No, it's gone. Not going to...
0:23:31 > 0:23:34AH-CHOO!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh. No, that was unexpected.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Ah-choo!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41AH-CHOO!
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Oh. That's the last one. AH-CHOO!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48AH-CHOO! I think I'm allergic to snow.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Hey! Have you met the cutest bird in the world?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56# Cutest, cutest, cutest, cutest The cutest bird in the world
0:23:56 > 0:23:59# Cutest, cutest, cutest, cutest, cutest
0:23:59 > 0:24:02# She's so cute, she's the cutest thing you've ever seen
0:24:02 > 0:24:08# Cutest, cutest, cutest, cutest The cutest bird in the world
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# She's got a bright red belly She loves her cake and jelly
0:24:11 > 0:24:13# Cute, cute, cute The cutest bird in the world. #
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Cute, but I once tore the stripes off a tiger, so watch it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19# The cutest bird in the world! #
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Darren?- What is it?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Do you think buying these magnetic horns was a good idea?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Oh, yeah. Terrific. Oh, hang on!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Hey. Hey!
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- No, I can't stop!- The force is stronger than I thought.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Personally, I like headbanging.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- There's only one thing worse than magnetic horns.- Argh!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Magnetic bottoms! Come on!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Oh. I think I'll just e-mail my friend, Siobhan.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51D...
0:24:51 > 0:24:53E....
0:24:53 > 0:24:54A...
0:24:54 > 0:24:58R... That's "dear". Space.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00S...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02H...
0:25:02 > 0:25:03I...
0:25:03 > 0:25:06V... O...
0:25:06 > 0:25:10That's not it. How do you spell...
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, maybe I'll just give her a call instead.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15SHE GIGGLES
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hungry Hungry Toadies! It's a new game for all the family.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Just look at Hungry Hungry Toad eat all the termites.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Is he hungry? You bet! He's Hungry Hungry Toad! Whoa!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Is it dinner time? It's always dinner time with Hungry Hungry Toad.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30He's hungry. He's a toad. It's Hungry Hungry Toadies!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Hungry Hungry Toadies! the game everyone can enjoy,
0:25:33 > 0:25:34except termites.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Hungry Hungry Toadies! In all good jungle shops now!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Ribbit!
0:25:38 > 0:25:42This branch isn't easy to hold on to.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Hang on - I think I can taste butter on here.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh, I'm slipping.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm slipping. Oh!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53A-a-rgh!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58That was shocking. There was butter on the branch.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Who'd do a thing like that?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Me!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh. All right, Rick?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Yeah, not bad, you? - Yeah, all right.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Still putting butter on branches? - Yeah. Keeps me busy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Anyway, nice to see you. - Yeah, you too.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Oh, wasn't expecting that.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Ready? Let's go.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25# Doo, doo, doo The Frozen Penguin Conga
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Choo, choo, choo Across the icy floor
0:26:29 > 0:26:33# Doo, doo, doo The Frozen Penguin Conga
0:26:33 > 0:26:34# Choo, choo, choo
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# The Frozen Penguin Conga night for sure... #
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Ooh! Brrr!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Oh, it's cold!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Brr!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56I'm sorry to say we've come to the end of our show.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00And I'm also sorry to say I've been joined by Lewis RAM-ilton.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well done, mate. You've done a great job.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Can you just leave me to sign off the show, please?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09As I was saying, it's the end of today's episode...
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Really impressed with your presenting, Jenson. Seriously.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17Right. Lewis, please. Honestly. Just leave me alone.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Where was I? It's the end of our show and...
0:27:19 > 0:27:24It's just a shame your driving's not as good as your presenting.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25HE LAUGHS
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oh, Ramilton!
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