0:00:04 > 0:00:06Good afternoon, boys and girls.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07I'm Lion Blessed,
0:00:07 > 0:00:09the king of actors in the jungle,
0:00:09 > 0:00:10and your guest host
0:00:10 > 0:00:13for today's Walk On The Wild Side.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18The most vital part of my job is my big, booming voice.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Allow me to demonstrate.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25SQUAWKS WEAKLY
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Well, ahem, you get the general idea.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03All right? You lot wouldn't last five minutes around here.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04It's a dog-eat-dog world.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You've not only got to be tough, you've got to look tough as well.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10When people see me coming, they know I'm the business,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14and that's because I've got a proper, tough walk.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Be lucky.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Be lucky.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Be lucky.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29And tickets for the Justin Bieber, Katy Perry,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31and Rihanna at Miley Cyrus's house featuring The Wanted
0:01:31 > 0:01:35and One Direction concert go on sale in three, two, one,
0:01:35 > 0:01:36NOW!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40SCREAMING
0:01:44 > 0:01:48OK, class. You all have your pyjamas on. Let's practise lifesaving.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Follow my lead, and dive.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Now, once you reach the bottom, find your brick
0:01:54 > 0:01:57and return to the surface, like so, thus saving a life.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Off you go.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07I can't see mine. Where did it go? I can't find it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Found mine!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Found mine!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Oh, I still can't find mine! - Found mine!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Wait, here it is.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Well done, everyone.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ooh, dropped it!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Do mine eyes deceive me?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Is that Sarah?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Sarah! It is you!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I never thought I'd see you again.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh! It's like the ravages of a harsh winter have given way
0:02:36 > 0:02:39to the hopeful green shoots of a wondrous spring.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Sarah, my darling, I thought I'd lost you forever.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, Sarah! Your blubbering beauty would make a very penguin blush.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, Sarah, let us be together always.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50You what?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, you're not Sarah, are you? Sorry!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Mmm!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# I like to wash my frog, yeah I wash it real good
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# It's the best place to wash it Is in this neighbourhood
0:03:02 > 0:03:05# I dip it, I spin it And spin it some more
0:03:05 > 0:03:09# Then I dip it I and spin it Nearly drop it on the shore
0:03:09 > 0:03:12# I dip it in the water Then I spin that frog
0:03:12 > 0:03:16# But I ain't never ever going to wash it in the dirty bog #
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Hey, what y'all doing? - Just washing my frog, man.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Ain't nothing better than a good frog-washing.- Ain't that the truth.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Leslie. Leslie the Lizard. What would you like for your birthday?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30A new set of scales? How about a toy car?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33What about that train set you've been looking at?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Not interested?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What do you want, then? A dead insect or something?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Yeah!- A dead insect?!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Yeah!- You want a dead insect for your birthday, Leslie?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yeah!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yeah!
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- You're disgusting, Leslie.- Yeeeeeah!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57CHORAL SINGING
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Hello, fish!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Huh?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02God back again!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Hope everything is going swimmingly down there. Ha!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08HE LAUGHS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'm sorry, but that's a good one!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Brilliant, yeah(!)
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Anyway, so I went to the shops, needed to get a lottery ticket,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20some milk, and top up the gas meter, and I went to pay on the card.
0:04:20 > 0:04:26Soon as I hovered the card over the thingy, blip - money was deducted.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Didn't even need a pin. Brilliant.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Perhaps that's a little tricky for you to comprehend.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Eh?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Anyway, it's time for me to dash. Cheerio!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39What's he on about?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42CHORAL SINGING
0:04:42 > 0:04:45SNUFFLING AND SNORTING
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Has anyone seen my razor?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Welcome to Smell My Tail,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55the game show where you must be the first
0:04:55 > 0:04:59to press the Smell My Tail bell OR be forced to smell the tail.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Today's contestants are Ian on your left...- Hi, there.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- ..And Johnny on your right.- Hello.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Here comes the countdown.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12A-three, a-two, a-one...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- BELL DINGS - Oh, and Ian wins!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Smell his tail, Johnny.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Smell that tail.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- HE SNIFFS - Ugh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Help me out, lads, I've lost my watch.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25What does it look like?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Swiss-made, divers can go to a depth of 200 metres,
0:05:27 > 0:05:31black rubber strap, luminous hands, stainless steel, Basil.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32And you definitely lost it round here?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Definitely, because I'd just come out to sea...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Hang on, hang on! I just remembered, I don't even wear a watch.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh, dear! What am I like? Sorry, lads, as you were.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46# You know it's true Everything I do
0:05:46 > 0:05:50# I do it for... I do it for... #
0:05:50 > 0:05:53How does it go? I can't, I can't...
0:05:53 > 0:05:57No. No, no, it's gone.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I do it for poo?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03The Superglue Super-Prankster has stuck again.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Right, who smeared superglue on my back?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It wasn't big and it wasn't clever.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I suppose I'd better go to casualty. - Ha-ha! Shall I come with you?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Ha-ha, very funny(!)
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Is it Spider Chef?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20No way! I've been cooking with my bum. Alibi!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Is it Bunny The Kid?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27No.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Is it Annoying Mirror Bird?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Is it Annoying Mirror Bird?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:06:35 > 0:06:40# I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# And I'm free...
0:06:46 > 0:06:51# Free falliiiiiing! #
0:06:52 > 0:06:54THUD Ow!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Is everyone sure they don't need the toilet? Any of you?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I need a wee.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- I need a wee, too.- And me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I asked if anyone wanted to go and you all said no.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Unbelievable.
0:07:08 > 0:07:14What was the point in my asking? A waste of breath. Right, back we go.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- TOGETHER:- Sorry, Mum.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Come on.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- I'm really, really sorry.- That's OK.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Do you mind if I go first?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, Mum!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33ALL: Worm!
0:07:34 > 0:07:41ALL: Worm!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43All right, all right.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Calm down. I'll get you some worms.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Worm.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Or a hot dog.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58ALL: Hot dog!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Why? Why?
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Please welcome to the stage the Badabap Philharmonic Goat Orchestra.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11TO THE TUNE OF LA CUCARACHA: # Ba-da-da, ba-ba, ba-da-da, ba-ba
0:08:11 > 0:08:13# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da
0:08:13 > 0:08:16# Ba-da-da, ba-ba, ba-da-da, ba-ba
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da
0:08:18 > 0:08:19CHEERING
0:08:21 > 0:08:23DRILL WHIRRS
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Just finished extending the bathroom.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33HAMMERING
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Now on to the loft conversion.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40HAMMERING AND DRILLING
0:08:42 > 0:08:43That's done.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Now those shelves need putting up in the kitchen.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48HAMMERING AND DRILLING
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Just got time to build the garage.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56HAMMERING AND DRILLING
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Done. Now I have me a birdhouse.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And can we see inside then?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Er, no.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Bye.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ah, you're back. Lion Blessed here,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17king of actors in the jungle.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19My big, booming voice
0:09:19 > 0:09:21is now back in full working order.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ready?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27HE SQUEALS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ugh! Urgh! Ugh.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31HE GURGLES
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I never had this problem before.
0:09:33 > 0:09:39Aaaarrgh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Argh! Aaargh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I think I trod on a nail.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, at least you heard how loud I can be.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Now, here are some birds showing off their vocal talents.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Ow! Ow!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Tony!- What?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Tony!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59What?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I love it around here! It's so quiet!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I know! It's lovely and quiet!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Mum! Mum!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07What?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Mum!- What?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Just said to Grandad, it's so quiet around here!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13It's so what?
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Quiet!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Quiet!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'm hardly talking, Grandad!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What about Grandad?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22He said it's quiet!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24What?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Quiet!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27All right, I was only asking!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30HE SIGHS I think it's time to move out.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Keep it down, mate.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Later on CBBC, Wild Side Productions brings you the world premiere of
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Not Finding Nemo.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I fear the worst.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44He's probably gone for ever.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45I'm over here.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Lost without a trace.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Never to be seen again.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50I'm right here.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, how I miss him so.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, why?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Why?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Over here.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh, Nemo!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00What?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04So, what's the plan then, boss?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Break into the abandoned building next to the bank, see?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Bank, yeah.- We start digging.- Dig.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11We dig as fast as our little Italian-American hands allow us,
0:11:11 > 0:11:12then when we've dug enough
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- we dig up and find ourselves in the vault of the bank.- Yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Then we help ourselves to the moolah, the cash.- Moolah.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18- Then we get out fast.- Fast.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Back through the tunnel, out of the abandoned building.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22That's when you come in. You need to have the engine
0:11:22 > 0:11:26of your vehicle running so we can make a quick getaway. Capiche?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yes. No. Sorry, didn't quite catch any of that. Say it again?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, it's her.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36The Princess Fiona to my Shrek.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41My darling, my love, my Sarah, could it really be you?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh, I can hear angels singing.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's like fireworks are popping in my heart.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47I have found you at last.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49The world has meaning once more.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51It really is you, isn't it?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52My beloved?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Sarah!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yeah, yeah, it's me, Ricky. Calm yourself down, mate.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Sarah!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, I'll never let you go again.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Yeah. This is not massively comfortable, Ricky.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13You are squashing me, Rick.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17This is why we split up last time. Ugh!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18MUSIC: "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf
0:12:18 > 0:12:22What about this, Rosie? Much better than that Messy J you listen to.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Hoo-hoo!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah, it's not really my thing, Dad.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Come on, Rosie.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Let's see the head-banging. Whoo!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Fine.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Whoo(!)
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Yeah(!)
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah! Dad rock!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Oh, hang on.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41PFFFRRT!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, that should freshen the place up.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Now, this tree may look far too slender
0:12:47 > 0:12:50for a bear of my size to climb,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53but I have calculated my own weight
0:12:53 > 0:12:57in relation to the tensile strength and height of this tree
0:12:57 > 0:12:59and the simple physics,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01as you will see,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I will be able to climb to the top without any problem.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09This, now, bowing of the wood is quite natural.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Ah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12It's not broken.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's a small splinter. Give me a moment.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What about a computer game, like the other boys? A nice computer game.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21A computer game about dead flies then.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yeah!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25What about a crushed ladybird?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28What about half a wasp?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Yeah!
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Oh, this is so disgusting, Leslie. What else to you want? An old toilet?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Yeah!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I'm so disappointed.- Yeah!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Hi, my name is Milo and I've always loved music
0:13:42 > 0:13:44so we formed a band.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46The greatest band in the world.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Thanks, Harmony. You should introduce yourself now.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Hi, I'm Harmony.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53And I'm Lunar.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58And I'm Zak and we are Feathers Forevers.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Feathers Forevers.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05So, anyway, we've always wanted to be owl pop stars.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Owl pop stars.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I love Pop-Tarts.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11If we could record just one song.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14That'd be a dream come true.
0:14:14 > 0:14:20Hi, my name is Milo and I've always loved music so we formed a band.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- AUTOTUNED:- # The greatest band in the world. #
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Thanks, Harmony. You should introduce yourself now.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- # Hi, I'm Harmony - And I'm Lunar
0:14:29 > 0:14:30# And I'm Zak
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# And we are owl pop stars
0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Feathers Forevers
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# Believe in ourselves
0:14:38 > 0:14:39# Feathers Forevers
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# Owl pop stars
0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Feathers Forevers
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Pop, pop, pop, owl pop stars
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# Lunar has an amazing voice too
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whooo!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51# Pop stars!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# Owl pop stars. #
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I love Pop-Tarts.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57So, anyway.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58# Feathers Forevers
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- # Owl pop stars - Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
0:15:01 > 0:15:02# Feathers Forevers
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# Pop, pop, pop, owl pop stars
0:15:05 > 0:15:07# That's always been our thing
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-popstars
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# If we could record just one song. #
0:15:11 > 0:15:14That'd be a dream come true.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Owl pop stars. #
0:15:17 > 0:15:21< Stefan! Stefan! Stefan?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm sure somebody said my name.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Stefan!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I knew it. Where is it coming from?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Stefan! Stefan?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Who is down there?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I can't see you. Could you speak up a bit?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Stefan? Stefan!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Hello?- Stefan! - Hello, yes, it's me, Stefan.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Stefan!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Where are you?- Stefan!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Hello?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Stefan?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Hello? Hello?
0:15:52 > 0:15:57Stefan! Stefan! Stefan!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Oh, no, I can't go out like this. I only got my feathers done yesterday.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm going to the aviary later on.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Dad, have you seen my feather straighteners anywhere?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh, no, not again. Just do it with your beak, Beth.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I can't do it with my beak. Are you kidding me?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Dad, this is an emergency.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Maybe your sister's taken them.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Ask your sister.- Lisa, have you got my straighteners?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Why would I have your straighteners? I need straighteners.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Have you taken my straighteners?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26No, I haven't. Have you taken my straighteners?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh, what have I started?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- BOTH:- Dad! Dad, I need new straighteners.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Can I have some new straighteners? - Dad, I can't go out like this.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Dad! Dad! Dad! - More straighteners. Dad!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Dad!- Dad!- Dad!- Dad!- Dad!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Every time your mum has a night out.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Straighteners! Dad!- Dad!- Honestly.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50# It's Maurice Maurice the Miserable Fish. #
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'm so miserable.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Maurice, it must be exhausting being miserable.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Why are you such a misery all the time?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Leave me alone. I'm happy being miserable.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03That doesn't even make sense, Maurice.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Are you happy or miserable?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Clear off.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Being miserable makes me happy and I hate being happy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11It makes me miserable.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# It's Maurice Maurice the Miserable Fish. #
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Ugh. I hate that theme tune.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21# I dip it and spin it and dip it some more
0:17:21 > 0:17:23# I spin it, dip it on the floor. #
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Hey, still washing your frog? - You know it, man.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Ain't nothing better than a good frog washing.- Ain't that the truth?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32But I likes me a good frog-eating too.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Mmm, yeah, good froggy.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36There. All fixed.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38All that remains for me now is to climb this tree,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40thus proving physics correct.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Aaargh!
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Well, that was at least a marvellous demonstration of gravity, no?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Hey, Dougie, have you still got that echo-chamber botty?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Aye, Duncan. But I've upgraded it for a wee helium one.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Och, can I give it a go? - Aye, knock yourself out.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01HIGH-PITCHED: # And it's me you need to show
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# How deep is your love? #
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You know I dinnae like the Bee Gees.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Sorry, Dougie. What about your man Plan B?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Oh, I'm a big fan.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12# She said, "I love you, boy I love you so."
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- # I love your botty Yes, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh.- #
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Stefan?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Hello?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Stefan!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I should be able to see him from here.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Hello?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29If only I wasn't a little hard of hearing.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Hello?- Stefan? Stefan!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Hi!- Stefan?- I can hear you but I...
0:18:37 > 0:18:42I trod on my glasses so I can't see you. Is it you, Imran?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Stefan!
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Good to see you back.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Perhaps, one day, you would like to be an actor like me.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Well, developing a big, booming voice is not easy.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58It takes practice.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Start by filling your lungs with air and then let rip.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04HE YAWNS
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Actually, I'm a bit sleepy.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08HE YAWNS
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Oh, have a look at the next sketch while I take a nap.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16The Superglue Super-Prankster has stuck again.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19I can't take off.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Yeah, I think... I think my feet are stuck.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- They won't move.- I don't believe it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Someone has superglued our feet to the rock. This isn't funny.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm going to be late for Pilates now.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Is it the penguin that does impressions of insects?
0:19:40 > 0:19:46Bzzzzzz. Wasn't me. Bzzzzz.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Is it the slow warthog?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52No...it...was...
0:19:58 > 0:19:59..n't...
0:20:03 > 0:20:04..me.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Is it the coughing bird?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- COUGHING - No, it's got nothing to...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- COUGHING - It's got nothing to do with me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14- I wasn't even... - COUGHING
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Nothing to do with me. Honestly. - COUGHING
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Who is the Superglue Super-Prankster?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22MUSIC: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake
0:20:22 > 0:20:25OK, Rosie, you must like this miles better than that One Collection
0:20:25 > 0:20:27you love so much. Whoa!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Well, it's all right, I suppose. If you are a dad.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Come on, Rosie, bang that head. You'll love it. Yeah.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Yeah, it's making me a bit dizzy, Dad.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43That's normal, Rosie, don't worry about it. This is dad rock!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Yeah!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50So, I steamed in the box, Craig sent a ball over - beautiful.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Right on my noggin. Bosh - top corner. 1-0. Game over.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Lovely.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLES - Oh, ice cream! Wicked!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59I love ice cream.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Yes, I'm going to get to the front of the queue and bag me a 99.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08- Oh, ice cream.- Yes. Ice cream! - I love ice cream!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12No! Please, no.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Coming soon,
0:21:16 > 0:21:20a film unlike any you have seen before.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Take everything you have ever known about penguins
0:21:22 > 0:21:24and throw it out of the window.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28This year's must-see movie -
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Penguins In The Jungle.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Dylan? Where has Dylan gone?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Has anyone seen Dylan?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Oh, where am I?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, is this a dream?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's not a dream. It's real.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Penguins In The Jungle.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Satnav.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I need my satnav.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, this is absolutely terrible.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01What is this colour?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I don't even know what these things are.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Oh, I do not like being warm, that's for sure.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Let's just wait here until it snows.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14It's got to snow soon.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Penguins In The Jungle.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, a flute.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26MUSIC: "Music Man Pt II" by Pleasure Web
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Oh, yeah.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Deep in the jungle, reigns the greatest superhero of our time
0:22:48 > 0:22:51and he goes by the name of Super Lizard.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53"Super" being short for "superb".
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Super Lizard!
0:22:56 > 0:23:01In fact, he is so good, there are no crimes left to solve.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Ha! Ants! Super Lizard here to save you.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08No, you're fine, Super Lizard, we're just doing the shopping.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Are you sure? - Yeah, fine, thanks, Super Lizard.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Oh.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Super Lizard!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18PHONE RINGS Shall I get that for you, Mark?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yeah, do you mind?- Of course not.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Oh, I can't find it. - Oh, come on, Oscar.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's going to go to voicemail in a minute.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28It's not my fault you swallowed your phone, is it?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Oh, I think they have hung up. - Oh, forget it, then.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33PHONE RINGS Oh, there it goes again.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Oh, come on, it's probably really important.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Mark didn't swallow his phone again, did he?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Yeah, fourth time this month. - Oh, what a doughnut.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45It's not funny. Clear off!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47MUSIC: "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Come on, now, Rosebud, this is a classic.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Forget about that Lady Baa-Baa, yeah? You must love this one.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Actually, I do. This is awesome.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Of course you do, it's dad-rock.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Dad-rock! Yeah!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Yeah!- Whoa!- Whoa!- Yeah!- Dad-rock!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Whoo! Yeah!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Where is it? Any luck?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20No. You?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22No.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, I think I found it. Is that it?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- No.- Oh, where could it be?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Shall we give up?- Yeah, I think so.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33We have pretty much torn the whole haystack apart.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to use my spare needle.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Yeah. You've got a spare needle?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Now you tell me!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Oh, a nice bit of calm water. Just what I needed.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45GURGLING
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Oh, no! Who pulled the plug out?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Aaargh!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Aargh! Aargh!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Somebody put it back in!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Oh, Gregory, it's been a perfect evening.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05This is so romantic.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07There's views here of the whole jungle.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yes, I know. It's wonderful.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11It's my favourite spot, Frogina.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14The moonlight reflecting in your beautiful eyes
0:25:14 > 0:25:16causes my heart to flutter.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Oh, this is heaven.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Frogina, I have a question to ask you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28While we are here, surrounded by these wonderful views. I...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Good views, you say?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Oh, you don't mind if I join you, do you?
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Excuse me. Mind out, chief. Excuse me. Sorry, mate. Sorry.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, wow. That is lovely.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42That's absolutely beautiful, isn't it, that? You're right.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You are right.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Ow. That's my best eye. Gregory, do something.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53I can't breathe, Frogina. I can't breathe.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh, yes. Beautiful.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58The way the sun is glistening on the mountains there. Look at that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You can't. You can't see, can you? That is fantastic.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Well, thanks for pointing that out. I'd never have discovered this
0:26:05 > 0:26:07by myself. I could watch this for hours.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08And I probably will.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Lovely. Lovely, lovely views.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Stefan!- Yes, Imran?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Stefan!- Imran! I'm here in this hole.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oh, it's such a shame.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I saw a lovely point at the top of this tree
0:26:24 > 0:26:26you would just love to perch on.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Stefan!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Imran, it's me, it's Stefan. Hello, I'm here. I'm here in the nook.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Stefan!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Whatever are you doing down there?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Imran! Imran!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Stefan!
0:26:38 > 0:26:44- Hello!- Stefan!- Hello!- Stefan!- Hello!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Stefan!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Hello? Hello?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Oh, this is so frustrating.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- I'm dying to tell him about the lovely nook in this tree.- Hello?
0:26:55 > 0:27:00- He would love to hang out of it. - Hello?- Absolutely love it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Stefan?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Hello?- There's a nook, Stefan.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, that was a nice nap.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15And there's just time for me to bid you goodbye
0:27:15 > 0:27:16before the show ends.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19But first, here's my party piece.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23I will demonstrate my famous roar without even moving my mouth.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Rrrrooooaaaaaarrr!
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Now, that's acting! Good night.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd