0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hello. Welcome to today's episode of Walk On The Wild Side.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09I'm your guest host, Barney Bearwood,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12and I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you
0:00:12 > 0:00:17a bit about me, my story, and how I came to present on Bear Peter in...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- BOTH:- The Barney Bearwood Story.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- Oh, I thought I was going to say that?- No, you weren't.- Oh, sorry.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Anyway, it's a fascinating tale,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29full of excitement, trees, water, and lots of bears.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32So join me again shortly for the beginning of my story.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34First of all, though, here's the titles.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Fingers, climbing a tree is just too easy.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12One never, ever falls.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15It takes the concentration... Aaargh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17THUD!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Did you see that? - PROLONGED LAUGHTER
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'll go and see if he's hurt himself.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Oh, no! - CONTINUES LAUGHING
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Oh, are you the world-famous champion cyclist Sir Bradley Wiggins?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, no. I've just got the same haircut.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Don't get Wiggy about it. - Oh, leave off!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53SCRATCH MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Welcome to Smell My Tail,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19the game show where you must be the first to press the smell-my-tail bell
0:02:19 > 0:02:22or be forced to smell the tail.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Today's contestants are Marion, just over here.- Evening, all.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- And Victoria, just over there. - Hiya.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Here comes the countdown. A-three, a-two,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36a-one! BELL DINGS
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Oh, and Marion wins. Smell her tail, Vicky, smell that tail!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- SHE SNIFFS - Ugh!
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Like I was saying... - HE GARGLES UNDERWATER
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- He's really quite shy... - GARGLES
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I've told him to be quick about it. - HE GARGLES
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- The next thing you know... - HE GARGLES
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I'm feeling like a right old... - HE GARGLES
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- You tell an amazing story. - I know. It's a gift.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08CRUNCHING
0:03:08 > 0:03:10# I wolf down Wotsits
0:03:10 > 0:03:12# Invade Space Raiders
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# Some Monster Munchies Bacon with Crunchies
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# I'm craving Quavers
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# Salt and vinegar Chipsticks
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# For the lemur who loves crisps
0:03:21 > 0:03:26# So give me Chitos and Doritos Skips and Discos with Frisps
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Ow, crispy bowl! #
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Careful, Christopher, don't get too near that alien egg.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38What are you on about, Jonathan? It's just a melon.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, I did try to warn you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Well, whatever! I never did like that beak anyway.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Mmm, it is quite annoying.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Hey, guys, remember when we used to have beaks?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that was baloney.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- I miss flying, though. - Yeah, that was cool.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07ALL: Aarrrgh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09WAILING CONTINUES
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Actually dreadful, really, really awful.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You haven't been practising at all.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- ELECTRICITY SIZZLES - You'll never defeat my force field!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Too...much...power.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I can't take much more of this.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Yes, my friend, with this power I can never be stopped.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Do you hear me? Never!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- If...I...could...just... - Martin, your tea's ready!
0:04:44 > 0:04:49- Oh! Coming, Mum. Teatime! - Where are you going?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I haven't destroyed the universe yet.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Tsk. Oh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:59# Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Oh, had a great... Um?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Tsk. Oh, it's totally gone.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Tot... I can't remember it. No. Nope, no, it's gone.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Had a great fall. Fall, fall...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24All right, what are you looking at?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, get out of it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I was watching that, er, I'm A Celebrity the other day.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33As far as I can make out, there's these little fellas,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Ant and Dec, who stand there all Northern-like,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39taking the mickey out of so-called celebrities
0:05:39 > 0:05:42who've only gone into the jungle to save what's left of their careers,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46and it's all like, "I'm scared of rats, bushtucker trial,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50kangaroo testicles, spiders, trip to the dunny, I'm not eating that."
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's proper quality. Brilliant TV.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Ew, ew, ew, ew! Hogs that groove! #
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Huey, what in the name of Peppa Pig are you doing?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02# Hogs that groove... It's the new Gangnam Style.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- You'll be doing it soon. - Er, no, we won't, Huey.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's ludicrous. You're just rubbing your bum in the mud.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12You will. I'll put it on WildTube and everything. It's going to be massive.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Hogs that groove!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Yeah, good luck with that, Huey. - Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Hogs that groove! Oi! Oi! #
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Look into my eyes. Your eyelids are feeling heavy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Heavy!
0:06:27 > 0:06:33- Nope. No, they're not. - You're feeling sleepy. Sleeeepy!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- No, I'm not. - Three, two, one, and you're asleep.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- I'm not.- Tell me where you are. Are you floating amongst the clouds?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Are you sliding on a rainbow? Or a lovely deserted beach?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49No. I'm wide awake and staring at your ridiculous eyeshadow.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Do you want me to kill you for your flying or what?- Shh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I don't want everybody to know.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- ALL:- Aaaaaah!- Toby, if January's down here you need to be up here!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Toby, you need to hit this note.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Hitting this note would be better than what you're doing now.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Toby! - OK. # Aaaaaaaah! #
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Better.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- All right, Rory, can I just...? - Just?- Just, you know, get past?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Be my guest.- I would, but you're actually in the way.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I'm not stopping you. - I just want to get past,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- so if you could just stop blocking me.- I'm not.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28You are. You're deliberately stopping me from moving forward.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Sorry, mate, this is how I walk. I can't help it.- Just get out the way.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- You get out of the way. - I'm not in the way.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- I just want to go for my swim. - Oh, I'm not stopping you, dude.- Rory.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You know I like an early morning swim. Get out of the way!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, someone's a grumpy claws this morning.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Oh, forget it!- Oh, come on, George, come on. I'll let you pass.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, thanks, mate.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54No, you're still in the way there, Rory. You're still in the way!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- RORY LAUGHS - You're still in my way!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, you know when you just need to click your neck?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04NECK CLICKS
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Almost, not quite. - CLICKS
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Ah. A bit better.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- LOUD CLICK - Ah, that's it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Actually... - LOUD CLICK
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Agh, there it is.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17SHE SHIVERS I... I'm freezing.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm freezing. Oh, do I look OK?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Wow, Cheryl, you've turned blue.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What do I do? What do I do?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I don't know. Have you eaten anything strange lately?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I'm not sure. No, I don't think so. Oh, I'm f-freezing.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I'm sure it'll pass.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I always did think you were a bit of a...cold fish.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Welcome back. Time to tell you a bit more about me in...
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Before getting into presenting,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I went through a whole host of other jobs.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I once tried out as a Traffic Policebear.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04WHISTLE BLOWS All right, move along now. OK, OK.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Wait there. Yeah, wait there, OK? Now you come through.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Slowly, please, this isn't a race.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14And then I even had a brief spell as a model for fur shampoo.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ow, it's in my eyes. It's in my eyes.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28But it just wasn't me. One day, I run into none other than Zoe the Salmon.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31From nowhere, her little voice popped up and said...
0:09:31 > 0:09:34You should get a job on Bear Peter.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38"That's it," I thought, "Zoe's right." And she tasted delicious.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41But enough about me for now. Back to the show.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Have you met the second cutest bird in the world?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Second cutest, second cutest
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Second cutest bird in the world!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Second cutest, second cutest
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# She's so cute, the second cutest Thing you've ever seen
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# Second cutest, second cutest
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# Second cutest bird in the world!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# She's got a bright blue belly, She loves her cake and jelly
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# She's the second cutest bird In the world!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09LION ROARS
0:10:09 > 0:10:12# Cutest bird in the world! #
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, look at that view.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20I mean, that is absolutely beautiful. I could spend hours staring at that.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25The smell is so fresh. It's enough to get you out of bed in the morning.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I mean, what do you think, Mike?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm not so sure we're looking at the same thing, Dennis.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33And as for the smell, it's just...
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Ohh. Oh, that view?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, now I see what you're talking about. Yeah, no, that's beautiful.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Absolutely beautiful. You were right. Sorry, a bit of a mix-up.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, cheeky.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Here at the Ministry of Silly Bird Walks,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52it's time for this week's top three silly walks.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54In at three...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Do the walk
0:10:56 > 0:10:59# Do the walk of life
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Yeah, do the walk of life... #
0:11:01 > 0:11:02At two...
0:11:02 > 0:11:06# Walk this way, talk this way
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# Walk this way... #
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And at number one, it's...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13THE BENNY HILL SHOW THEME TUNE
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Very silly indeed.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21PARTY BLOWER BLARES
0:11:22 > 0:11:23PARTY BLOWER BLARES
0:11:25 > 0:11:27REPEATED PARTY BLOWER BLARING
0:11:33 > 0:11:35BIRDS HARMONISE
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, that really is rather good.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Yes, we may win Chick Choir of the Year yet.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Bravo!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55No, no, I'm going to win. Yeah, I'm going to win.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning.- I'm losing. Oh.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I've won! I've won!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Coming soon to CBBC...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm thinking.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'm thinking.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- I'm thinking. - What are you thinking, Bryn?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm thinking...
0:12:18 > 0:12:19I'm thinking.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What do you think, Bryn? What do you think?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26OK, so I'm thinking... I'm thinking we all get up at once,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30quick group hug, Glyn walks off, Gwyn goes after him,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34then Lyn, Gwyn, Emlyn and me, Bryn, all follow.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Great. - All right?- Good idea.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39All right, boys, let's go.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- That's right, good hugging. - Your turn, Gwyn. Ooh, yes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47All good so far. One at time now, one at a time, please.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Emlyn, I need you all gone now, please? That looks like it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55That's just me. Nailed it. Brilliant. Well done. Plan well-executed.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Right, I'm going to climb this tree.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Whey-hey! Oh, no, it is a bit tall, actually.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit tall, actually.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Um, oh, this one looks a bit more like my size.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Oh, look at that. I'm at the top already.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Hey-hey-hey! That's more like it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I used to waste hours and hours trying to get rid of
0:13:16 > 0:13:20those difficult-to-remove yellow feathery stains.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26Life was a nightmare. That was until I found Snow! That's right, Snow.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Using a special natural formula, Snow is able to get to stains
0:13:29 > 0:13:32other stain removers just can't reach.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Now you don't have to wait until new feathers grow
0:13:35 > 0:13:37before you leave the nest, thanks to Snow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42With Snow, even the dirtiest birds can get clean.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Get Snow, available during all good winters.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Snow also works on polar bears and some penguins.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Anybody about? No? Fantastic.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58THWRRRRTT!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, that was just splendid.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05MUSIC: "I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside"
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Come on, lads. Helmets on. Safety first on the building site.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Yeah, I suppose so, boss.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, I got a bit carried away there.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I probably shouldn't have eaten the whole thing.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Has anybody seen Tara's birthday cake?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- We totes need to give it to her. - Nope. How about you, Reuben?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42No. I haven't seen it. Nope.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Are you sure?- Brrrr...! Nope.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Cos you do love chocolate cake, Reuben.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Brrr...! Puffin's honour, I haven't seen it.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52OK, fair enough. I suppose we can just buy a new one.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Phew! I think I got away with that.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57BIRD HUMS
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Hello there, ladies. - Oh, what does he think he's like?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- I know. Just don't even talk to him. - I'm rocking it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- I am rocking it. - Rocking what exactly?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13You wait. You wait, sister. You just wait.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15# Rock the boat, Don't rock the boat, baby
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# Rock the boat, Don't tip the boat over
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# Rock the boat, rock the boat, baby
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# Rock the bo-o...
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh! Where have they gone, then?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27# Rock the boat... #
0:15:30 > 0:15:32OK, where do I start?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Er, well, I'll tell you a bit about myself. Er, I like nuts.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41Hiya. My name's Rebecca. Don't ever call me Becky.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I don't like walks on the beach,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I don't like candlelit dinners...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Well, I'm a colourful character.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53So I'm really shy about this.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I like eating nuts, hiding nuts,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58burying nuts, finding nuts,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00looking for nuts, cracking nuts,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02burrowing nuts.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Lending nuts and making nut roasts.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08We've decided to ahead, despite the rain.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Obviously I'm not looking my best.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Not a massive fan of flowers, or chocolates.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I'm actually quite cold, and the rain is getting in my eyes,
0:16:18 > 0:16:23so, quickly, cos it really is horrible out here. My likes are...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I don't like being told I look nice.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I don't like bananas. That's one stereotype knocked on the head.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36I've got several tattoos, although you can't see them, obviously,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39cos of my feathers. I must look awful.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Did I say eating nuts?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Peanuts, hazelnuts, walnuts, monkey nuts.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49I'm looking for, well, um, sorry. Sorry.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52The name's Chester.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I'm 77.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'm looking for...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59HE YAWNS Where am I?
0:16:59 > 0:17:04I don't like netball. Um, I don't even like the colour pink, actually.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I think I'm catching a cold here.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08How do I start, though?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Um, OK, my name's Hannah.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Ooh. I love musicals. Is that a good start?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Pecan nuts, salted nuts,
0:17:16 > 0:17:18macadamia nuts, chestnuts,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20dry-roasted peanuts.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23My friends say I am nuts. Ha-ha!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Can you tell us something that you do like, maybe?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, sure, yeah.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Er... I... I quite like The Apprentice,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35but I can't stand Alan Sugar, actually.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36SHE GIGGLES
0:17:36 > 0:17:38HE SNORES
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I like fishing!
0:17:40 > 0:17:45I'm going to be honest. I don't really like dates. No. So call me.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Call me.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- HE SNORES - Hey!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Precious nuts.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Hello, viewers. Welcome back. And I hope you're enjoying this show.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's time now for Part Three of...
0:18:02 > 0:18:06After taking Zoe the Salmon's advice and then eating her,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I went to the Bear Peter auditions.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Surrounded by other bears just like me, I wasn't feeling confident.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15And when it came to my presenting audition I was terrified.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- And now try the line again. - OK.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20UNDERWATER MUMBLING
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Well, at least that's different from the others.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26We didn't even ask him to get in the water.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I kinda like him.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30HE GASPS Was that OK?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I left, certain I wasn't going to get the job,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35but a call the next day made my dreams come true.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Something about enthusiasm, being different,
0:18:38 > 0:18:43and the fact the runners up were found fighting in the water.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I was signed up, and soon I was to begin my Bear Peter career.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Join me again soon for the last part of my story,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51but for now it's back to the show.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# It's Maurice, Maurice the miserable fish! #
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I'm SO miserable.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, Maurice, you must be the most miserable fish
0:18:59 > 0:19:02in all the oceans in all the world.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05No. There's one fish even more miserable than me,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08which makes me so miserable.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Who's that, then, Maurice? - My sister.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Mabel. - Oh, I am very miserable.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18# It's Mabel, Mabel the very miserable fish!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I loathe that theme tune.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22SHE LISPS
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Well, my beak may look strange to you
0:19:25 > 0:19:29but, in fact, it is excellent for stirring sauces of all kinds,
0:19:29 > 0:19:33particularly gravies, bologneses, mayonnaises.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Ooh, smoothies, coolies, mousses, bechamel sauces,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41custard, ragus, consumes,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43and soups!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45SCRATCH MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Do you want to play Harry Otters? - Yeah, but we're not otters, are we?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01No, but Harry Prairie Dogs makes no sense.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02ALL LAUGH
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Bagsy me be Ron Weasels. - And I'll be Neville Hairybottom.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Expelliarmus!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Ascendio!- Stupid boy.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11ALL LAUGH
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Gryffindor!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Reducto!- Piow, piow, piow! Spells, spells, spells!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Got you! Spells, spells.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Scott, that's not how you play Harry Otters, OK? It's like this.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Serpensortia!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Oh, Alex, you've turned Scott into a snake.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, nice one, Alexssss. You always take things too far.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Now what am I going to do? - Well, you could be Severus Snake?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Great idea. Piow, piow!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Ssssspells, sssspells. - Piow, piow!- Spells, spells.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- # Here on the hill - The...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- # Here on the hill was the jiggawa - ..trouble...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- # High on a hill - ..with...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- # I'm going to kiss - ..this...
0:20:51 > 0:20:52- # High on - ..song...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- # Here on a - ..is...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- # High - ..that...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- # Hit on a - ..the words...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- # Wired on a - ..are weird...
0:21:00 > 0:21:01- # On a shuffle - ..and...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- # Hit him - ..difficult...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- # Here on a hill - ..to remember.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Do that again!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08# Bah, bah, bah, bah!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- # Here on a... - MUSIC STOPS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- # Yeah, I gotta... # - MUSIC STOPS
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Welcome to the loopy, lemur-leaping championships,
0:21:17 > 0:21:22and you join us just in time to see a textbook frozen Madagascan
0:21:22 > 0:21:25monkey matrix mambo. Look at that!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Incredible! I do believe that's a Madagascan lemur leap of life,
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- isn't it, Clive?- Well, it certainly seemed like it, Andy,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35but, in fact, it was super-bouncy tango mochachino.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Very easy to get them confused, though.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39HE LAUGHS
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- A gobbity-gook gibbon gallop there.- Outstanding!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ah, and into the team events now.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Well I never! The double-fancy forest fandango!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Er, are you just making these names up now, Clive?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Very possibly, Andy, but, ha-ha-ha,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57that's the famous flying freeze-frame of fame.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I haven't seen one of those in years. - Awesome!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Er, who's winning, Clive? - No idea, Andy.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- I'm not even sure what's going on. - Right. And how long's left?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Er, not a clue.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14No-one knows when this started, no-one seems sure when it'll finish.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19But what I do know is that is a looping leaping lemur at its finest.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're not wrong, Clive. You're not wrong.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Oh, it's the zebras crossing.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27So sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Don't mind us.- Excuse I.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Coming through.- Don't mind me. - Apologies. Won't be long.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37There we are. The coast is clear.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Oh, I can go now. Tutty bye. Laters.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Anyone know what time the tide's due in today?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46We've got another hour. Oh, hang on.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49The clocks went forward last night... Argh!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:23:05 > 0:23:07GASPING
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Every year that happens. We never learn.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Yeah, well, none of us can actually tell time, can we?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21PENGUINS MURMUR IN AGREEMENT
0:23:23 > 0:23:27I have to drink the whole lake to get the T-shirt, is that right?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- You get a certificate as well. - Remind me, why aren't you doing it?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Because you've got the biggest trunk. - OK, then, stand aside.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37TRUNK SUCKS
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Whoa. This is harder than it looks. - Keep going, keep going.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43You've got drain it right down to the dirt.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44HE GASPS
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Come on, you can do this. Come on, come on. Keep going!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I've done it, I've done it!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Go on, don't leave me hanging. - BOTH:- Respect!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- You de elephant. - No, you de elephant!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- No, you de elephant. - Yes, I de elephant.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Yeah, all right, you de elephant. - So where's my T-shirt?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Ooh, my mate Sebastian's having a big fancy-dress party.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I wonder if Pete will fancy going?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Pete, do you want to come to Sebastian's fancy-dress party?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13A fancy-dress party, Callum?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Do you think I want to go to a party with people dressed fancily,
0:24:16 > 0:24:20as pirates and zombies and fairies and spidermen and wizards
0:24:20 > 0:24:22and dolphins?! Yes, Callum, yes,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I do want to go to Sebastian's fancy-dress party!
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Ooh! Ooh, good. It's on Thursday.
0:24:29 > 0:24:35- So, er, I am, um, leaving now. - HE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
0:24:35 > 0:24:37M-Might be gone for some time.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Yes, I won't be back for some months.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yes, I'm on my way now.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Now would be the time to, um, say goodbye,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49cos it will be a while before I'm back.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53So, you won't say goodbye, then?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Or wish me luck?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Okey-dokey then. Right, I'm off.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Bye...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Hi there, ladies and gentlemen.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You've heard a lot of music on this series,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13so we think it's time to introduce the band.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14BAND PLAYS JAZZ MUSIC
0:25:14 > 0:25:17First up, Miss Monkey Penny on double bass.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Fat Damon on tambourine.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Ant, not Dec, on cello.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Doing a great job.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Feathers Locklear on bachi sticks.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Grabley Wiggins on drums.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Kelly Rodent on flute.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Cary Otter on sax.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49David Neckham on harmonica.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Donald Trunk on trumpet.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57And Nuts Domino on the bamboo flute.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Give them a big hand, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# And that's jazz! #
0:26:08 > 0:26:13The show's over, and I hope you've enjoyed yourselves as much as I have.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Before we go, I just wanted to end with the final part of...
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I soon stopped presenting all my parts underwater
0:26:22 > 0:26:24and really got the hang of things.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You get to do all sorts of crazy things on Bear Peter.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I'm reporting from the top of a massive tree!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Of course, I do still make the odd mistake.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Welcome to Bear Peter. On today's... Whoa, whoa!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38On today's show... Oh, it's freezing in here!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Uh, oh... Sorry, I'll keep doing the line. No-one's noticed.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44It's all very hard work.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46HE SNORES
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Er, can somebody wake Barney up, please?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52But it's the best job ever and I love it to bits.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Well, that's it. I'll see you next time, everyone. Bye.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01All right, chief? You wouldn't catch me doing that kind of nonsense.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Nah, everyone would think I've gone soft,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and that wouldn't do round here. Nah, to survive in this world
0:27:07 > 0:27:11you've got to be tough and you've got to look...hard.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Be lucky.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Be lucky.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Be lucky.
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