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4:22:52 > 4:22:53BELL RINGS

4:22:53 > 4:22:56Whoops I Missed The Bus -

4:22:56 > 4:22:59all the best bits from CBBC shook up, mixed about

4:22:59 > 4:23:02and squirted straight back at ya!

4:23:02 > 4:23:05So, how do you feel about Help! My School Trip Is Magic?

4:23:05 > 4:23:07Whoa!

4:23:07 > 4:23:09And have you missed any of The Next Step?

4:23:09 > 4:23:12Do you think those pants are appropriate dance-wear?

4:23:12 > 4:23:14And what's this fella up to?

4:23:14 > 4:23:16We've gotta shoot another scene! Quick, action!

4:23:16 > 4:23:18I haven't a clue what's going on, but our resident

4:23:18 > 4:23:22CBBC video bloggers, Myles and Lauren, are all over it,

4:23:22 > 4:23:24checking out all the latest shows

4:23:24 > 4:23:26and bursting to tell you what they think!

4:23:26 > 4:23:29- We won't be holding back. - No way!

4:23:29 > 4:23:31All aboard! Toot-toot!

4:23:31 > 4:23:33BELL RINGS

4:23:33 > 4:23:37Roll up, roll up! I give you a CBBC vlogger -

4:23:37 > 4:23:39Myles!

4:23:39 > 4:23:40BELL RINGS

4:23:40 > 4:23:42If you want to see magic... CHILDREN SHOUT

4:23:42 > 4:23:45..she is in half! She is completely in half!

4:23:45 > 4:23:47That's just... How the magic did they do that?!

4:23:47 > 4:23:49Help! My School Trip Is Magic is how they did it.

4:23:49 > 4:23:52Magicians go on school trips to perform magic tricks.

4:23:52 > 4:23:55One of my favourite school trips, um, really hurt my knee.

4:23:55 > 4:23:57I tripped over in a playground.

4:23:57 > 4:23:59I'm a bit of a magician, myself.

4:23:59 > 4:24:01Um, out of the hat, I shall pull a ra...

4:24:01 > 4:24:03A carrot!

4:24:04 > 4:24:07It's just a carrot. Where's the rabbit?

4:24:07 > 4:24:08It's all just carrots!

4:24:08 > 4:24:10THEY THUD ON THE FLOOR

4:24:10 > 4:24:11Where's the rabbit?!

4:24:12 > 4:24:15'I wonder how many people guess that their school trip is magic,'

4:24:15 > 4:24:17because, I think, at this point, I'd be believing it.

4:24:17 > 4:24:19So here at the stadium,

4:24:19 > 4:24:23we have specific pieces of equipment to help condition the neck

4:24:23 > 4:24:26to take lots of strain and be able to be more mobile.

4:24:26 > 4:24:28And then, about there...

4:24:28 > 4:24:29'Whoa!'

4:24:29 > 4:24:31That's when I'm going, "Hang on!"

4:24:31 > 4:24:33- 'His head's going round the twist!' - "..I'm not an owl!"

4:24:33 > 4:24:36- Ah!- 'They can't believe what they've just seen!'

4:24:36 > 4:24:39Yeah, I can't believe what I'm seeing!

4:24:39 > 4:24:41I mean, I can't see anything now. I need my glasses to see.

4:24:41 > 4:24:44Is that the sky or is that a big blue dragon? I mean...

4:24:44 > 4:24:47I mean, now I can... Now I'm believing it.

4:24:47 > 4:24:49Oh! That was amazing!

4:24:49 > 4:24:52'It was some amazing magic, but they still don't suspect!'

4:24:52 > 4:24:55So that is Help! My School Trip Is Magic.

4:24:55 > 4:24:57Um, might as well do one last magic trick.

4:24:57 > 4:25:02I will make myself disappear and reappear in Paris.

4:25:02 > 4:25:04CLICKS FINGERS

4:25:04 > 4:25:05No.

4:25:05 > 4:25:08Not Paris. This is not Paris.

4:25:08 > 4:25:10Keep trying, though. Practice makes perfect.

4:25:10 > 4:25:12BELL RINGS

4:25:12 > 4:25:14He's "Myles" away from anywhere!

4:25:14 > 4:25:15Ha-ha! Do you get it?

4:25:15 > 4:25:19All right, then, what makes you livid about CBBC, I ask you?

4:25:19 > 4:25:21BELL RINGS

4:25:21 > 4:25:25The thing that makes us livid about CBBC is when Yonko does the Yank.

4:25:25 > 4:25:27- What?! - "Oh-oh! Oh-oh!"- Oh-oh-oh!

4:25:27 > 4:25:30This is because it gets very boring after a while.

4:25:31 > 4:25:35- What really makes me livid?! - Hacker's milky brew!

4:25:35 > 4:25:37- How rude!- Yeah, I agree!

4:25:37 > 4:25:40- That really makes us livid! - I hate them!

4:25:42 > 4:25:44Why does Chris always talk about Doctor Who?!

4:25:44 > 4:25:47"Let us hug!" "No, wait, no!"

4:25:47 > 4:25:50I hate it! It gets me livid!

4:25:50 > 4:25:53Oi! Don't diss the Doctor!

4:25:53 > 4:25:56Anyway, Dot Com's been dealing with even more lividness

4:25:56 > 4:26:01in the CBBC post room. Let's pop over, shall we?

4:26:01 > 4:26:05'Hmm! Another load of messages from the CBBC viewers.

4:26:05 > 4:26:07'Aha! Here's an interesting one.

4:26:07 > 4:26:11'"Dear CBBC, why does Chris have so many nicknames?"

4:26:11 > 4:26:14'Oh, ho-ho! Well, let me tell you, dear viewer.

4:26:14 > 4:26:18'His mother reveals he was nicknamed Yonko

4:26:18 > 4:26:21'by the ringmaster of the Russian State Circus!

4:26:21 > 4:26:23'But there are various others.

4:26:23 > 4:26:25'Yempy! Well, he is a bit, isn't he?

4:26:25 > 4:26:27'Yonky-Tonk! That's just ridiculous!

4:26:27 > 4:26:31'Baron Von Yenkenstein! Yonk-Sack! Yonk-a-tron! Binba...

4:26:31 > 4:26:33'Binbags! Train track! Eureka!

4:26:33 > 4:26:36'Yippersnapper! Yillywobbly! Yinty McGinty!

4:26:36 > 4:26:39'No! I can't take any more!'

4:26:44 > 4:26:47- BELL RINGS - Next up, it's behind the scenes

4:26:47 > 4:26:49on CBBC's Rocket's Island.

4:26:50 > 4:26:52256, take one.

4:26:52 > 4:26:54Action.

4:26:54 > 4:26:58Hi, I'm Joe Gallucci and I play Rocket on Rocket's Island.

4:26:58 > 4:26:59Welcome to Behind The Scenes.

4:27:07 > 4:27:10Hey, I'm Helen. I am playing Ali Boulsworth

4:27:10 > 4:27:12on the CBBC drama Rocket's Island.

4:27:12 > 4:27:15But to give you a true sense of what really goes on around here,

4:27:15 > 4:27:17I'm going to use this.

4:27:18 > 4:27:19Oh!

4:27:19 > 4:27:20Eugh!

4:27:20 > 4:27:24- We pulled the pipe apart...- And what happened?- I got soaking wet!

4:27:24 > 4:27:25GIGGLING

4:27:27 > 4:27:28LAUGHTER

4:27:28 > 4:27:31I don't think much of your camerawork. Stick to acting.

4:27:31 > 4:27:35- This is my mate Jordan.- Hiya. I play Dibber in Rocket's Island.

4:27:35 > 4:27:37DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

4:27:37 > 4:27:40In episode one, I started dancing in my pants, cos I pulled a sickie.

4:27:42 > 4:27:45Why are you so hung up on Bethany Summer?

4:27:46 > 4:27:50She has one mission in life and that is to ruin mine!

4:27:50 > 4:27:51Nice pants, Daniel!

4:27:51 > 4:27:53We've gotta go. We've gotta shoot another scene!

4:27:53 > 4:27:56We've gotta shoot another scene! Quick, action!

4:27:59 > 4:28:02Every week, there's normally a massive adventure in every episode,

4:28:02 > 4:28:04so I always enjoy getting the scripts and saying,

4:28:04 > 4:28:06"Oh, what are we going to do this week?"

4:28:06 > 4:28:08And it's always really good,

4:28:08 > 4:28:10because you never really know what's going to happen.

4:28:10 > 4:28:13BARKING, DIBBER GASPS Stay away from the face.

4:28:13 > 4:28:16One of the nice things about working on this is the fact

4:28:16 > 4:28:18that I'm educating myself how to drive a tractor

4:28:18 > 4:28:20and work with all these wonderful kids.

4:28:20 > 4:28:23You were not filming that?!

4:28:23 > 4:28:24- Oh, no!- No!

4:28:24 > 4:28:27But I'm learning a lot. I'm learning how to rap.

4:28:27 > 4:28:29This is the beat of Rocket's Island

4:28:29 > 4:28:31There's a new boy here and his name's Brandon!

4:28:31 > 4:28:33I'm chilling with Rocket and Jane and Al!

4:28:33 > 4:28:35But Brandon's not nice He can't be my pal

4:28:35 > 4:28:37Ali speaks to chickens! She's really crazy!

4:28:37 > 4:28:39And Brandon just sits there He's really lazy

4:28:39 > 4:28:41There's lots of rocks! There's lots to do!

4:28:41 > 4:28:43But lots of mysteries We love them too.

4:28:46 > 4:28:48BELL RINGS

4:28:48 > 4:28:50Behind The Scenes on Rocket's Island there.

4:28:50 > 4:28:53Here's my top three highlights of this series so far.

4:28:53 > 4:28:55At three, Rocket and his mates

4:28:55 > 4:28:58reckon they've discovered the island's Oracle.

4:28:58 > 4:29:01- Is this the Ancient Oracle of Ballabungie?- 'Yes.'

4:29:01 > 4:29:05Now, this is basically a mysterious voice down the end of a telephone

4:29:05 > 4:29:08that can answer any question correctly.

4:29:08 > 4:29:10TELEPHONE RINGS, SHE GASPS

4:29:10 > 4:29:12Me Oracle's ringing!

4:29:12 > 4:29:14Hello? ..What's that?

4:29:14 > 4:29:18I've got one chance to ask any question in the world

4:29:18 > 4:29:20and you'll be able to give me the correct answer?

4:29:20 > 4:29:23'Maybe I should ask how to become a billionaire?

4:29:23 > 4:29:25'Or whether aliens really exist?'

4:29:25 > 4:29:28Will there ever be a duck that can gallop as fast as a horse?!

4:29:28 > 4:29:30At two...

4:29:30 > 4:29:32'Jonathan got freaked out

4:29:32 > 4:29:35'when the Oracle told him he'd be in a serious accident.'

4:29:41 > 4:29:43DOG PANTS, JONATHAN GASPS

4:29:43 > 4:29:47Ha-ha! Look at Jonathan there, getting all scared of, like,

4:29:47 > 4:29:51normal everyday objects, like a bike and a dog.

4:29:51 > 4:29:52Ah!

4:29:52 > 4:29:57And at one is when Rocket and the gang strapped a camera to a tree

4:29:57 > 4:30:00to try and take a picture of a mystical beast

4:30:00 > 4:30:03that hasn't been seen in the woods for hundreds of years.

4:30:03 > 4:30:05It's called a Tancath!

4:30:05 > 4:30:09I mean, the Tancath, it could be anywhere, couldn't it?!

4:30:09 > 4:30:11I mean, if it can live on Rocket's Island,

4:30:11 > 4:30:14then it could very well swim over here!

4:30:14 > 4:30:16It could be in my neighbourhood right now!

4:30:16 > 4:30:20So that's why it is a good job that I set up this camera in my room to

4:30:20 > 4:30:27try and see if I can take a photo of the disgusting, hideous, awful beast!

4:30:27 > 4:30:30There is no hiding now, Tancath!

4:30:41 > 4:30:42Ah, right.

4:30:44 > 4:30:46No such thing as a Tancath, is there?

4:30:49 > 4:30:51BELL RINGS

4:30:51 > 4:30:53MYLES: Celebrity Driving Academy.

4:30:53 > 4:30:55What's that got in it? It's got driving!

4:30:55 > 4:30:57If you like cars, then you'll love it.

4:30:57 > 4:30:59If you don't like cars, you'll still love it.

4:30:59 > 4:31:01If you like famous celebrities, then...

4:31:03 > 4:31:06Yeah, you might like it. This show also teaches you

4:31:06 > 4:31:08how to deal with the gorilla in the back of the car, just in case

4:31:08 > 4:31:11you're driving through a jungle and a monkey puts his hand out -

4:31:11 > 4:31:13"Hello, can I have a lift?" "Sure, hop in!

4:31:13 > 4:31:16"Where you off to?" "The shop." "What for?" "Bananas."

4:31:16 > 4:31:17Of course, he's a monkey! He loves 'em!

4:31:17 > 4:31:19SHOUTING AND SCREAMING

4:31:19 > 4:31:22On an unrelated note, I just want to quickly tell you

4:31:22 > 4:31:24about one of my friends. Um, he's a red cone and we hang out a lot,

4:31:24 > 4:31:27we're really good friends, but I haven't seen him in a couple of days.

4:31:27 > 4:31:29'Brake, Lucy, brake!

4:31:31 > 4:31:33- 'Too late!' - One of the other challenges

4:31:33 > 4:31:36on Celebrity Driving Academy is Car Football.

4:31:36 > 4:31:37With cars!

4:31:37 > 4:31:39They don't dress cars in shorts and trainers kicking a ball!

4:31:39 > 4:31:43I don't think you can find shorts big enough. And if you're unsure

4:31:43 > 4:31:45how they score a goal on Car Football, just scream.

4:31:45 > 4:31:46'Nina's totally lost it!'

4:31:46 > 4:31:49Just scream, just scare the ball into the goal!

4:31:49 > 4:31:50"Just stop with the noises! I'm going!"

4:31:50 > 4:31:52CHEERING

4:31:52 > 4:31:54When a goal is scored in people football,

4:31:54 > 4:31:56it's not called people football, it's just called football.

4:31:56 > 4:31:58They lift the player on their shoulders -

4:31:58 > 4:32:00don't try that with a car, it'll hurt your back!

4:32:00 > 4:32:02Whilst watching Celebrity Driving Academy,

4:32:02 > 4:32:05I noticed that you can take the advice they give you for driving

4:32:05 > 4:32:09and apply it to being a fantastic dancer.

4:32:09 > 4:32:10To the left, the left.

4:32:10 > 4:32:13Left, that's it, that's it, now straighten out,

4:32:13 > 4:32:15straighten out a little bit to the right.

4:32:15 > 4:32:17Is that a bit, a bit to the right?

4:32:17 > 4:32:19How much is a bit? Is that too many bits?

4:32:20 > 4:32:23I'm off the screen! They can't see me! I could be doing amazing

4:32:23 > 4:32:26dance moves and they can't see it! They're just getting the bear!

4:32:26 > 4:32:30So, Celebrity Driving Academy hasn't taught me how to drive, but...

4:32:30 > 4:32:33it hasn't taught me how to dance either, but...

4:32:35 > 4:32:38It's taught me the meaning of friendship.

4:32:38 > 4:32:40Maybe? Yeah! Yeah, go with that.

4:32:40 > 4:32:42BELL RINGS

4:32:42 > 4:32:45I'll tell you what can't drive - pets. Rubbish at driving!

4:32:45 > 4:32:48But brilliant at watching CBBC. Check this.

4:32:48 > 4:32:51GEORDIE ACCENT: What you thinking, pet?

4:32:51 > 4:32:55'This must be that new show the kids are going on about.

4:32:55 > 4:32:59'What is it? The Next Stride or something?

4:32:59 > 4:33:01'Well, I'll tell you something.

4:33:01 > 4:33:06'It's rubbish! Next Stride?! I'll show you a stride!

4:33:06 > 4:33:10'I'm off! Oh, my knees!'

4:33:10 > 4:33:13'Nom, nom, nom! Mmm! Oh, this is a good bone, in't it?

4:33:13 > 4:33:15'What's that on the telly? Oh, never mind!

4:33:15 > 4:33:17'I thought it was that "Who Let The Dogs Out?",

4:33:17 > 4:33:20'but it's just that girl that can't sing, in't it?'

4:33:20 > 4:33:23'Mmm, mmm, not seen this programme before!

4:33:23 > 4:33:27'A boy with a hat on flying a plane?

4:33:27 > 4:33:31'And sheep?! This is the best programme I've ever seen!

4:33:31 > 4:33:35'Look out! Oh, by jingo! Truly bizarre!'

4:33:35 > 4:33:39E-mail in a video of your pet watching, and we'll do the rest.

4:33:39 > 4:33:43Go to the CBBC website and search "pet" for more info!

4:33:43 > 4:33:48So, if you haven't seen new CBBC show The Next Step,

4:33:48 > 4:33:50where have you been all your life?!

4:33:50 > 4:33:52DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

4:33:52 > 4:33:54'When I learn I make it to A-Troupe,

4:33:54 > 4:33:58'I'm super stoked and I'm ready to start rehearsing and...'

4:33:58 > 4:34:00I can't wait for regionals!

4:34:05 > 4:34:06# Stand up! #

4:34:06 > 4:34:09So when I first started watching it, I was like, "This is pretty good."

4:34:09 > 4:34:11A few episodes in, I was like,

4:34:11 > 4:34:14"Merlin's beard, I'm obsessed!"

4:34:14 > 4:34:16And by the last episode, I was like,

4:34:16 > 4:34:20"Wow! I've been watching this show on repeat for a week!

4:34:20 > 4:34:22"And I need a shower!"

4:34:22 > 4:34:28But don't worry, guys! I have totally got my obsession under control.

4:34:34 > 4:34:37And how about that Emily, eh?!

4:34:37 > 4:34:42Well, she's, er... I mean, she's... She's... She's...nice!

4:34:42 > 4:34:44Sorry, did I say nice?

4:34:44 > 4:34:46Yeah, I meant... I meant pure evil.

4:34:46 > 4:34:48She's pure evil!

4:34:48 > 4:34:51Do you think those pants are appropriate dance-wear?

4:34:51 > 4:34:54My clown pants? Yeah!

4:34:54 > 4:34:57Always wear appropriate clothes to dance. It's a no-brainer!

4:34:57 > 4:35:00No? All right, no, fine. Fair enough, I'll get rid of 'em.

4:35:00 > 4:35:04Now, look, right, there may be some bad 'uns in there, like that Emily,

4:35:04 > 4:35:07and I'm sure it'll all sort itself out in the end,

4:35:07 > 4:35:10but at the end of the day, I love it.

4:35:10 > 4:35:13I love the storyline. I love the dance moves.

4:35:13 > 4:35:16And yeah, I totally reckon I could be in A-Troupe.

4:35:16 > 4:35:20- # I like to move it, move it! You like to...?- Move it!

4:35:20 > 4:35:23# I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it!

4:35:23 > 4:35:27- # I like to move it, move it! You like to...?- Move it!

4:35:27 > 4:35:31# I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it!

4:35:31 > 4:35:33# I like to move it, move it... #

4:35:33 > 4:35:35MUSIC STOPS, SHE PANTS

4:35:35 > 4:35:38- BELL RINGS - Right, it's time for the good,

4:35:38 > 4:35:42the bad and the ugly from the CBBC office this week.

4:35:42 > 4:35:45Driver, stop the bus, cos I really want to get off!

4:35:45 > 4:35:50- Charlie Long-Arms! Ooh!- Can I ask you a question before we get started?

4:35:50 > 4:35:51Er, why Charlie Long-Arms?

4:35:51 > 4:35:54- Ooh!- I don't see the connection? - What do you mean?!

4:35:54 > 4:35:56It's obvious! Next step, Charlie Long-Arms!

4:35:56 > 4:36:00- Ooh, Katie!- Don't think so!- It makes sense!- It doesn't make any sense!

4:36:00 > 4:36:02# Oh, Cecilia!

4:36:02 > 4:36:05# I'm down on my knees

4:36:05 > 4:36:09# I'm begging you please to come home... #

4:36:09 > 4:36:11Do you like beds? Course you like beds!

4:36:11 > 4:36:13Do you like sheds? Course you like sheds!

4:36:13 > 4:36:17Have you ever dreamt of sleeping in a bed on a shed?

4:36:17 > 4:36:20Well, dream of it no more, baby, it's a reality!

4:36:20 > 4:36:22CHEERING

4:36:22 > 4:36:25MUSIC: "We Found Love" by Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris

4:36:31 > 4:36:33Shannon, where are your legs?!

4:36:33 > 4:36:36- I told you. Oh, here they are. Come on.- What?

4:36:36 > 4:36:38MUSIC: "The Can-Can" SHANNON HUMS ALONG

4:36:38 > 4:36:40You weren't kidding! Ha-ha!

4:36:40 > 4:36:43- OK!- Wow!- Yeah! Flick! Left! Right!

4:36:43 > 4:36:47HIGH-PITCHED SPEAKING, HORSE WHINNIES

4:36:48 > 4:36:50HE GRUNTS LIKE A HORSE

4:36:50 > 4:36:53SNIGGERING

4:36:53 > 4:36:54ALL: Agh!

4:36:57 > 4:36:59As I was saying, nothing to worry about.

4:36:59 > 4:37:02You just sit back and let me thread the...thread the thread

4:37:02 > 4:37:06through this needle's eye, which... Just thread it a bit.

4:37:06 > 4:37:08- SHE LAUGHS - Try to thread it a little bit...

4:37:08 > 4:37:10Just a little bit! Oh!

4:37:10 > 4:37:12CRASH! Not my vase that's always there!

4:37:12 > 4:37:14It's all right! I can fix it!

4:37:14 > 4:37:15CRASH!

4:37:15 > 4:37:17Oh, Chris!

4:37:17 > 4:37:19SHE LAUGHS

4:37:19 > 4:37:23Sha-a-a-a-a-a-annon! Looking for a pot of gold!

4:37:23 > 4:37:26- It's gone! - Loads of colours all over the place!

4:37:26 > 4:37:29- It's a rainbow rap! - Here, have a taste!

4:37:31 > 4:37:32- Ooh! - THUD!

4:37:32 > 4:37:35- BELL RINGS - So, that's your lot!

4:37:35 > 4:37:37And you are bang up to date on everything CBBC!

4:37:37 > 4:37:40Have a good weekend, but don't worry if you miss any

4:37:40 > 4:37:43of your favourite shows, cos we'll be back next weekend to fill you in.

4:37:43 > 4:37:46- BELL RINGS - What's that noise?

4:37:46 > 4:37:48Whoops! I missed the bus!