0:00:02 > 0:00:04Well, hello, there!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08This is Whoops I Missed The Bus, the show that takes you by the hand
0:00:08 > 0:00:12and whisks you across the dance floor of delight that is CBBC.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15So, have you missed a trick and forgotten to watch this?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's very exciting...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Whoa, it's moving!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- ALL:- It's moving!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Are you up-to-date with all the Strange Hill High adventures?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26It's mine! All mine!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And would you like to see more of the...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Oh!
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Oh, right on the lens.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I can't see a thing with these on.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35If the answer to any of those questions is yes, no,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37or even maybe, then stick around,
0:00:37 > 0:00:41because our resident vloggers Lauren and Myles are ready and waiting
0:00:41 > 0:00:45to bring you up to speed on everything CBBC.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49I've got loads to tell you, so stay tuned.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Nyyaommm!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ooh, that bus is fast.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57OK, and for my first trick,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I present to you a vlogger called...
0:01:01 > 0:01:04This week saw the last episode of...
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Hello, boys and girls.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10John Archer is definitely my favourite magician on the show.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I can't wait to see what trick he is going to do.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I work here. I also help design new toys - you know,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18new things that need to be made.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I love to do that, honestly, it's really exciting.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23I see what he's doing.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26What he's doing is pretending to be a toymaker -
0:01:26 > 0:01:28so, you know, he's going to give them a little bit of build-up,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31you know, make them really believe his disguise.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34So, I'm working on XXL toys - you know,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37like toys that are normal toys, but we just make them bigger.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39All right, John Archer, enough of the build-up now,
0:01:39 > 0:01:40let's get on with the trick, eh?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43But I've been working on a special range,
0:01:43 > 0:01:44like, what we call - it's my XXL range.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yeah, all right, John Archer, got it,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50you're a toymaker who makes toys extra big. Got it.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So, I've worked on things like, er, I worked on toy cars,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and I made toy cars a lot bigger, so you could sit in them, you know?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And I worked on, like, I made a giant doll's house,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02you know, a really big doll's house - to be honest,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04it was just like a real house.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Except it cost more. So that wasn't very popular, you know?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08It never caught on.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Me mum always used to say,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14she used to say, "Ian, mind your Ps and Qs."
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Now, I've been working on a large-scale version...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20He's starting the trick... KLAXON
0:02:20 > 0:02:22He's starting the trick!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25John Archer is starting the trick! Yes!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28MUSIC: "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang
0:02:28 > 0:02:30# Woo-hoo! #
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Top hat, wand, magician.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Today I'm going to be demonstrating just how magic I am
0:02:36 > 0:02:39by performing one of the tricks from this episode.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41In this trick, James shakes up a can of cola
0:02:41 > 0:02:45which you guys know will explode everywhere if you opened it -
0:02:45 > 0:02:48but this is magic, baby!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49If we do this...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52We're magically removing the fizz.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55..and then we take it to the other can,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Hopefully, if that's worked...
0:02:58 > 0:03:02..the fizz will have transferred to the other can, and it won't explode.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04It's magic!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Stand by, take cover!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07CAN OPENS
0:03:07 > 0:03:09ALL: Whoa!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10COLA TRICKLES
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Want to know what makes me livid?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16John Archer's terrible wigs.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18But it's not about me, you know.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19What's been making YOU livid?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, do you want to know what makes ME livid about CBBC?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26They always have, like, green screens in the background,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28and it's obvious it's not even a real background.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It's so annoying!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Bom-ba-dum-dum...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- HORSE WHINNIES - Argh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yonko! Yonko! Yank pips!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Aaah!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41What makes me livid about CBBC
0:03:41 > 0:03:44is that there aren't enough people making jam.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45We have a wrap.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46That goes in there.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49We're then going to go over, we'll divide this into six.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We're going to put it into our wrap like this.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, we got our rainbow wrap going on there...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57No, Jamie! Don't make wraps, make jam!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Jam, jam, jam!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Look, the word "jam" is in your name, J-A-M!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I mean, what are you thinking, good sir?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07What are you thinking?! Oh, it makes me so livid!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oi, Jam Lady, who let you in?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Ah, well. Tell us what makes you livid, guys.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Go to the CBBC website and search "LIVID!" for all the info.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16OK, enough of this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19It's time to revisit a CBBC classic,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22when Hacker visited the 4OCC.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's 4 O'Clock Club to you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm here at the most famous school
0:04:32 > 0:04:35in the United Kingdom of the world.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Home of the 4 O'Clock Club, yes, it's Elmsbury High School -
0:04:39 > 0:04:42which is now Elmsbury Academy.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Ooh, yes! Ooh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's back, and as amazing as ever.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I'm here to check out what's new, and I'm also, on the sly, trying
0:04:52 > 0:04:55to sign up some of their brilliant stars to join my very own
0:04:55 > 0:04:57celebrity agency.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Wish me luck!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, right on the lens.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I can't see a thing with these on.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- # 4 O'Clock - 4 O'Clock. #
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Josh! Josh, where are you? Josh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yo, Hacker, my dog!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12CRASH!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- I'm over here.- Oh...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Sorry, Josh. - PING!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19These showbiz sunglasses take a bit of getting used to.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Ahem, anyway, I would love to know if there was a method
0:05:22 > 0:05:24of you giving me an update of what's new
0:05:24 > 0:05:26in the second series of the 4 O'Clock Club,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28in a concise and musical way.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Tell you what, how about I give you a little rap?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Good thinking. Hit it!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# So, as you all know, Hacks
0:05:37 > 0:05:39# The mighty 4 O'Clock Club is back
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# But Elmsbury's changed
0:05:41 > 0:05:42# The new head's a bit wrong
0:05:42 > 0:05:43# Name's Mr Bell
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# But I call him Ding-Dong
0:05:45 > 0:05:46# And Nathan's gone to Scotland to teach
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# And you'd think I'm the king with him out of reach
0:05:49 > 0:05:51# But this guy Dexter's taken his place
0:05:51 > 0:05:52# In my school, in my house
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# And in my face. #
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- # 4 O'Clock - 4 O'Clock. #
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- La, la, la, la, la... - BELL CHIMES
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, listen...
0:06:01 > 0:06:04'Could Hacker T Dog please report to Mr Bell the head teacher's office?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05'Thank you!'
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- BELL CHIMES - Oh...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ah. Sit.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm the new headmaster here at Elmsbury Academy.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm here to improve standards.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I want to cleanse this place of its worst students,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and send the troublemakers off to Fowlmere Manor.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And don't just think that you can come waltzing in here
0:06:33 > 0:06:37and try to sign up kids and staff to your agency,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41or you may be the first RUFFian that I send there.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- Get it?- Yeah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- It's a dog thing, innit?- RUFFian.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Dog joke.- Dogs, yeah. - Right, I get it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Hah!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm-I'm sorry, sir.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Beg.- Oh... Ahem.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Give us a tenner, would you? I'm skint!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Now let me hear your dolphin impression.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04HE IMITATES A DOLPHIN
0:07:04 > 0:07:06BOTH IMITATE DOLPHINS
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'm the best, get out.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Eh, it's a good book, that. Good choice.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20It's the coolest show on CBBC - apart from Arthur, obviously.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's the 4 O'Clock Club!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25It's cool, it is...hip.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27There's, like, rapping and stuff -
0:07:27 > 0:07:30and boy, oh, boy, do they know how to cuss.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Come on, guys -
0:07:36 > 0:07:40they are like the nicest insults I've ever heard in my life.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Like anyone is ever going to be offended by that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44'Ere, Myles!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47You're a large puddle.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah, you're a baby-faced pheasant.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Yep.- You're a kumquat.- I am.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- You mango.- Yes!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55- You lemon cake.- Yeah.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- You're a biscuit-ruiner. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- You bin bag.- Absolutely.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- You tabard.- Of course.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- You snuggle-muffin.- A snuggle... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09So, in the 4 O'Clock Club there's always something, like,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12massive and dramatic going on in their day,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14and they always, like, break into song about it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16They're just cool.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Now you know that I can't wait to go back
0:08:18 > 0:08:19# Had enough of chillin'
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Now I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm so glad
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# I can't wait to go back. #
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Guys, you wanted cool?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You've come to the right guy.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Girl.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# Walk into the shop and then I trip on my shoelace
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Eatin' some soup but I dribble down my face
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Throw a ball and it hits my gran... #
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Aaah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Texting my mum but I send it to a friend
0:08:41 > 0:08:42# That doesn't rhyme
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Word. #
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ooh, what's this?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Josh and the lads watching something funny on the internet.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Ah, must be one of my vlogs, I bet.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I mean, I'll give you that, lads - they are very, very funny.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Come on, guys, share the joke! Which vlog is it?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I bet it was one where I dressed up as Steve Backshall.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03With...the suit...
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Play Mr Belly Pop again.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Mr Belly Pop?!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11LAUGHTER
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Five million hits...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19What is funny about a rotund man in a leotard, popping balloons
0:09:19 > 0:09:21with his big old belly, eh?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I mean, five million hits?!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Five million hits...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Hello, is that Mr Belly Pop?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Just wondering if you're free to appear in one of my vlogs.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34DISCONNECT TONE
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Hello?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41What I really like about Strange Hill High
0:09:41 > 0:09:42is that they're all puppets.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Which I didn't notice the first time I watched it -
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I thought they were just kids running about, and then...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Oh, no, what's going...?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, not this again. Oh, come on. Oh...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- OK... - BELL RINGS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I just want a normal week at Strange Hill High.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58They go to class, get some homework, go home.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00What happened in this episode?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Superpowers.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03OK, yeah.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05# He swings about on ropes and hooks
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# And he carries the bubonic plague... #
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Thank you, stranger!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Normal Hill High - would that be a good show?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14"This week, they're eating lunch at lunchtime."
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ooh! What does it mean?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21In this episode, the gang become superheroes to protect the school.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23We're going to fight for truth, protect the innocent
0:10:23 > 0:10:25and bring justice back to this school.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I used to protect my own school, actually.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I didn't have superpowers -
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I couldn't read people's minds or shoot lightning from my fingers...
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I just told people...not to run in the corridors,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37if they were running a bit quick.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40"Ooh, careful...careful, Johnny.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41"Slow down."
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Hallway monitor.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Great power, great responsibility.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45I had a badge, so...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Cos some superheroes get their powers
0:10:47 > 0:10:50by getting bitten by an animal, like a radioactive spider.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I was thinking, what if you got bitten by a really normal animal,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56that you'd never associate with a superpower?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You'd go to the zoo and a giraffe comes down and nibbles you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01"Ahh...giraffe..."
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I don't know what superpower you'd get.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Just a long neck.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07"Oh, the day's saved, it's Giraffe Man!"
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Well, no, the day isn't saved. He can literally do nothing.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11He's just got a long... He's just tall, essentially.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Just on his neck.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Why didn't you come in costume?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15No time to change.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Someone needed to keep Green Scallion busy
0:11:17 > 0:11:19while my reinforcements suited up.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22There's no point having a secret identity if you're Giraffe Man.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25"Steve, your neck looks a lot longer today.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26"It's like a giraffe...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28"Are you Giraffe Man?"
0:11:28 > 0:11:30"Ohh... Yeah." "Not a very good superpower, is it?"
0:11:30 > 0:11:33"Yeah, I didn't get to choose which animal bit me, John."
0:11:33 > 0:11:36So, I'd say the superpowers in Strange Hill High
0:11:36 > 0:11:37are definitely better.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42The fabulous...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yee-ha!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Up next is the quality part of the show.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54The really posh bit, where all the money is spent.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55It's time for...
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Is that your washing
0:11:58 > 0:12:00in the way of me CBBC viewing?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Yeah, I had to wash all me smalls, I'm so sorry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, Tracy Beaker.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07That's all CBBC show.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I will not fall asleep.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I will not fall asl... SNORES
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Just who designed this bedroom?!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Pink? Pink?!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I prefer a lovely mauve. Yes.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Mauve... I love mauve.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Deadly 60 on the telly.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25And I'm meant to the eat the telly, right, aren't I?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Nom! Oh, I'll eat the telly...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, scrawny little... Mm, mmm!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Plasma.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Have you got a pet who loves a bit of Ludus?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Or any other CBBC show, for that matter?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Go to the website and search "pet".
0:12:38 > 0:12:41OK, if CBBC was a box of chocolates,
0:12:41 > 0:12:43then the next bit would be the strawberry cream.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Oh, yes, telly fans - it's time to unwrap and devour the best bits!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ah!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I know what you're thinking.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53"How did he get into that?"
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Well, plenty of practice and half a pound of butter.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Why? Who else were you expecting?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Aargh!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07What is going on?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Is this... Aah! Aah, Chris, he's got me...!- Iggy!- Iggy, please!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- I'm so sorry.- That's all right. - She means it affectionately.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Let's face it, she's been trying
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- to ban animals all afternoon. - She's livid.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Some of the biggest hits are no more complicated to sing
0:13:20 > 0:13:21than a nursery rhyme.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25They've got very few notes, and that's what makes them catchy.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28BELLS RING
0:13:28 > 0:13:31But all that was SO last week!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Starting Monday, it's this...
0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's the actual pitch Olly played on
0:13:35 > 0:13:38when he played for Witham Town FC in 2007.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Yo, Tony! At your head!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43LAUGHTER
0:13:43 > 0:13:45And that's your lot.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Another week of CBBC squished, squashed and squeezed
0:13:48 > 0:13:49before your very eyes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51If you want even more, then nil fret -
0:13:51 > 0:13:54the CBBC iPlayer is waiting to take you away.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Otherwise, we'll see you next week.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Ohh! I'd better get me a time table.