0:00:02 > 0:00:05This is Whoops I Missed The Bus - in case you didn't know
0:00:05 > 0:00:06from that big title.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08And we are here to take you through the mystical,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11hysterical world of CBBC.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15So, have you opened your ears to Pop Slam!?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# All fired up, I feel alive
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# I'm fired up, I feel alive... #
0:00:19 > 0:00:22How is your brain after Ultimate Brain?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24HE SCREAMS
0:00:24 > 0:00:25HE LAUGHS
0:00:25 > 0:00:28And you're welcome in advance.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Because we're going to show you this.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32You shall cower before our might.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34HE HISSES
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Oh, look, a wizard! - Oh, a wizard, I love those.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41So much time, so little to see.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Wait a minute... So much to see with so little time.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47And we'll even squeeze in our old chums
0:00:47 > 0:00:51and resident vloggers Lauren and Myles for all their CBBC goss.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Draw a little smiley face on him, look how good he looks.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58This bus can't come quick enough.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Time for our first vlogger.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Entertain us! It's Lauren.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08So I've had an idea, right,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11instead of having pop stars going head-to-head,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15we pit Whoops I Missed The Bus against the rest of CBBC
0:01:15 > 0:01:18in an epic slam to find out who's the best.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22And the winner will receive the best prize in show biz.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23The Ambo.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25No, it's a Lambo. It's a lamb.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Round one, Pop Potential,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31all about how hard the stars have worked to make it in the industry.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35OK, let's have a little look at Steve's diary. This is Monday,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38"trip to the Amazon." Wednesday, it just says "sharks."
0:01:38 > 0:01:43And on Friday he actually went to the North Pole and back.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Three points, Steve.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Ah, now Myles' diary. Let's have a little look here.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50He's a very busy boy. So probably chocca.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Monday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Tuesday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Wednesday, "stayed at home, made a vlog."
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Er, Thursday, "stayed at home, made..."
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Five points for Myles!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Round two, Pop Success.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09All about how much stars have achieved during their career.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Horrible Histories, let's have a look, eh? Let's see.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16O...K. That's a lot.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Best Children's Factual Programme, yes, Best Sketch Show. Best Comedy.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Best Acting. Best Writing.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Do you know what? There's loads of these.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Three points to Horrible Histories.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29OK, let's have a look,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32see what awards Whoops I Missed The Bus have won.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Sorry, this is just a blank bit of paper.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Oh, well, five points to Whoops I Missed The Bus!
0:02:40 > 0:02:45And on to our final round, Pop Style, all about how our stars score
0:02:45 > 0:02:48when it comes to their passion for fashion. Right, me first.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Well, I mean, come on, guys.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Five points for me, obvs.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Yonko next, now this is actually his hoodie, his red hoodie,
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I know. And this is his actual belt.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07He actually wears this round his trousers. And this is...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Does he actually wear this?
0:03:18 > 0:03:19And the winner of the Ambo.....
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Lambo. - ..is...
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Oh, what a surprise! I'd just like to thank my mum, my dad.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32No, stop, what are you doing? No!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Get off, it's my Lamb! My Lamb! It's my Lamb Award!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39What makes me livid, the fact that I'm not on Pop Slam!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43I mean, I can sing, listen! # Doh-doh-doh-doh-doh... #
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I can't sing. Anyway, what's been making you livid?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Pig With 'Tache because I think it's wrong that he's pink.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Pig With 'Tache, bunce!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I think Pig With 'Tache should have a different kind of tache.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Second of June, The Dare Devil,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04me and my friend are not happy.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is The Dumping Ground,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12there's always a problem. Why can't they have a quiet day?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14There always just has to be a problem!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I also despise people who like milky brews
0:04:18 > 0:04:20because I really hate milky brews.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24# And let's all have a milky brew together... #
0:04:24 > 0:04:29And looking at you, Chris. I'm looking at you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- How rude!- We want your opinions in their millions.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Tell us what makes you livid by going to the CBBC website
0:04:39 > 0:04:43and searching "livid." Right, who'd like to see more of me on their TV?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Because for one, I would. And for two, that rhymed.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Clever! Here's our brilliant behind-the-scenes
0:04:50 > 0:04:53on the equally brilliant Wizards Versus Aliens.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Welcome, CBBC Extra-terrestrials, to our little behind-the-scenes
0:05:02 > 0:05:05look at Wizards Versus Aliens series two, it's going to be wicked,
0:05:05 > 0:05:06big fan of course.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Going to see the sets, going to meet all the actors again
0:05:09 > 0:05:12and I might even convince them to replace Scott, who plays Tom,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14with this guy.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Mmmm!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20There's new characters, new faces.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23A lot of questions that are asked from the first
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- series are answered in this series. - Brilliant.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30One answer I would like, though, is, can I, well, you know,
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- Scott, Scotty, Scot-ay, can I have a role in this series?- Oh...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Just a small part, nothing big, just a little, you know, summat.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Off the top of my head, like, I don't know, an enchanted gnome.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I've got a draft. It's right here. Yenki the enchanted gnome.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- He's in a field, there's lots of flowers.- Ha... Can you hear that?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- What?- I think my phone's ringing. - Your phone's in your hand.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- It's there.- Mm. Ring - ring.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh... See you in a sec!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Probably gone to get the director.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Action! - Or...maybe not.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08As the team started filming on the Zarantulus set, I thought
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'd have a little look around the Chamber Of Crowe.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14This is amazing.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Yes, definitely wax.- Excuse me. - Oh, sorry. Oh, Annette!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25But she can't make this broadcast.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28If the world starts to believe in magic again,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31it'll be harder than ever for wizards to hide from the Nekross.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34The wizards are back this series, what are they getting up to?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36This year the Nekross are more devious than ever.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40But fear not, wizards are here to protect the unenchanted.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, good to know. Oh, and does everyone get along on set?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Are they all a happy bunch? - What have you heard?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's a behind-the-scenes question, does everyone get on?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- That's what they ask. - This interview is over.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52SHE CASTS SPELL
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# It's a kind of magic... #
0:06:58 > 0:07:04- No, that's not fixed it. Jathro to Varg, the console...- Jathro 15.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Pleasure to meet you here of course on the show.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Anything to look forward to in the new series?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Alert, alert. Exquisite excellencies, we have an intruder on the deck.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- The Zarantulus has been breached. - I see what he's doing.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19This is method acting, it's where you stay in character...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I smell no magic on him.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- ..filming anything. He's good, isn't he?- A puny human.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I shall deal with this myself.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- So, what's it like playing at being an alien?- Playing at...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ah, I see.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You try my patience, unenchanted.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Perhaps you have no magic to extract.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42But soon, when the Nekross come to your planet,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45you shall cower before our might.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46HE HISSES
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Oh, look, a wizard! - Oh, a wizard, I love those.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52No, there's...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, what are you looking at?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Wizards Versus Aliens... #
0:08:07 > 0:08:09What is the tune?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12# Wizards versus aliens... #
0:08:12 > 0:08:16OK, so I've not really watched much of this show before and I'm
0:08:16 > 0:08:21not really a sci-fi fan, however this show is really, really good.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Three, so Tom and Benny, they're always saving the world
0:08:28 > 0:08:31and that, which you may think is quite impressive for some
0:08:31 > 0:08:33people that are so young. But come on.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37If aliens really were invading the world right now, I'm pretty sure
0:08:37 > 0:08:41you and me would be out there saving the world just like them two.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I mean, I know I would.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45PHONE RINGS
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Yeah, what is it, Myles?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Lauren, you're not going to believe this. Aliens - they've invaded.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Just a second.- You don't understand, we've got to go now.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Whoa, whoa, whoa...- Lauren!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02At two, so you guys know that the Nekross like to eat magic.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06100 wizards trapped like cattle in a pen.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08But did you know that on a Friday night
0:09:08 > 0:09:12they're actually quite partial to a little bit of Italian cuisine?
0:09:16 > 0:09:22And at number one, Wizards Versus Aliens would never happen,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I mean, when would a wizard ever actually meet an alien?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30It's completely ridiculous to think that wizards fight aliens.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35We all know that wizards actually fight voles!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Wizards... Wizards versus voles...
0:09:43 > 0:09:44It's hard to say!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Ultimate Brain is a new quiz show hosted by this guy...
0:10:00 > 0:10:03My name...is Dr Brain!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04GONG SOUNDS
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Bit different.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Sometimes when Dr Brain speaks, an odd word just randomly echoes.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I think you can do it. You've just got to be confident.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14ECHOING: You've just got to believe in yourself!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I don't know why that happens, is it like that for Dr Brain all the time?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Is his surname Brain?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Dr Brain shopping, "Hello there,
0:10:21 > 0:10:23"can I have a sandwich with...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- ECHOING:- "..cheese...in it."
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- ECHOES:- Sorry about that, that's just a thing that happens.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30It happened again, didn't it? I don't know why.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32The human guinea pig in Ultimate Brain has a tough job.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35He just has to take part in everyone's experiments.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38In the first episode, he has to stop a car before it reaches the water.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Otherwise he goes in the water and gets wet.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Because water is wet. Always learning. Water's wet.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Are you up for this?- Not really, no.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50One part of the show is to do with creating egg scientists.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51It's different.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You are going to create little egghead scientists
0:10:54 > 0:10:56and you're going to name them, and I want to know what's
0:10:56 > 0:10:59their discipline, what they eat for breakfast, everything!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Painting eggs... Here we go, here's my time to shame, I can do this.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Got my egg, got my pencil, draw a little smiley face on him,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07look how good he looks.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I wonder if I'd be any good on Ultimate Brain.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11How many legs does a spider have?
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Too many.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I do like Ultimate Brain.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16It is a very different show, but different is good.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18It's also a very colourful show. Bright colours.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I did have to wear sunglasses in some parts...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- ECHOES:- ..because of how bright it was getting.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Random echoes again, there we go.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26What...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- ECHOES:- Is this what it's like to be Dr Brain?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It did it again. I don't know... What's happening? What?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I would love to know what my doggie friends are thinking.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Oh, hang on, I do! Because Hacker and Dodge talk. How delightful(!)
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Anyway, it's time for this.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41What are you thinking, pet?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Us snails are a proud race
0:11:43 > 0:11:48but I must be carried by human hand absolutely everywhere!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, it's too colourful for me!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55I don't believe it, that's me on CBBC, it is, it's me!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oh, it's not me. No, it's another dog.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HE LAUGHS
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, cats on Blow Your Mind, I like Blow Your Mind,
0:12:02 > 0:12:06but I also like scratching. Wahey! That's it, oh, that's the spot.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, yeah, oh, go on, yeah.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11At last, I've got the telly.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15What is it? Dumping Ground Christmas special?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18What, what's that? It's summer? Oh, I've missed it.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Oh...
0:12:20 > 0:12:24If you have a pet that loves a bit of CBBC, then film them
0:12:24 > 0:12:27and search "pet" on the CBBC website to find out just how to
0:12:27 > 0:12:29make yours a famous pet.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Okey-dokey, who'd like to see loads of highlights
0:12:32 > 0:12:34and bloopers from this week on CBBC?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Anybody? Anyone? Oh, you're not... OK.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Play the thing.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42This is Bradley's actual house and he still lives here
0:12:42 > 0:12:45when he's not on tour and just generally being a rock star.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- This is Brad's piano.- No way. You mean his actual fingers touched this?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Yeah.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Amazing.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Eventually it was time to pick up the pace.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Get your arms going, left arm, left arm.- There we are.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02And with some help,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04we soon started to make tracks.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Wipe that smile off your face immediately.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- In 1914, teachers were very strict. - You, into the corner.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17And Ben is first to discover the consequences.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Stand facing the corner on one leg.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Malone here shall be my classroom monitor for the day.- Yes, Miss.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26You may get the slates.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Yes, Miss McCreadie.- Cel Pop! Here they are before Cel Pop.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32And then they started drinking Cel Pop!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Ha-ha-ha!- We're stuck in here for ever, aren't we?- Yes, we are, sir.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- It gets worse than that, Frank. - How so, sir?- I've just had a pasty.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44PHRRT!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Help! Someone let me out of here!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Where you can play the Shaun the Sheep super....
0:13:48 > 0:13:50SHE TRIPS OVER WORDS
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Well, that's almost it from us here in the CBBC office...
0:13:54 > 0:13:56THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:13:56 > 0:13:58No! Not this again.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Can you believe that is it
0:13:59 > 0:14:02for another week on Whoops I Missed The Bus?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05If you like what you saw, head over to the CBBC website
0:14:05 > 0:14:07and iPlayer for even more.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11And please, don't miss the b...
0:14:11 > 0:14:12It's gone!