Episode 12

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0:00:03 > 0:00:04Hello, CBBC fans.

0:00:04 > 0:00:09It's me Dodge T Dog, and this is Whoops I Missed The Bus.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11I'm in charge this week, so listen up.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13We've got loads of great stuff coming your way,

0:00:13 > 0:00:16like this weird monkey man.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18I am the doctor. BOOMING VOICE: Dr Brain!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Do you know what an AMBO point is? I don't.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29And the winner of the AMBO is...

0:00:29 > 0:00:32And what's been making you well livid?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35It drives me crazy!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Livid.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I mean, I don't really know what's going on, cos I'm just a little dog.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44But apparently Lauren and Myles are going to tell you

0:00:44 > 0:00:46about some of the best shows on CBBC.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48You're right there, Dodge.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50DODGE LAUGHS

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Ooh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Right, can anybody tell me what a vlog is?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Cos apparently this geezer's well good at 'em.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Pop Slam.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05On Pop Slam, they battle two musical artists together

0:01:05 > 0:01:08to see who's the best. It's not an actual battle, though.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Don't be expecting Taylor Swift to be having a sword fight

0:01:11 > 0:01:14with One Direction. That'd be weird. Interesting, but weird.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Who do you think's going to win?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Taylor, she is one of the highest-selling artists of all time.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Well, so is One Direction. It's a tough one.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Is it a tough one? I'm not really bothered.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25If they're going to use the word battle,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29they should do Pop Slam between a bear and a shark. That'd be better.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30I don't know who'd win.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I imagine the bear and shark would just put aside their differences.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36They wouldn't fight. They'd walk into the sunset, holding hands.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38They're both the winners.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Don't ask me how the shark's walking into the sunset.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42On Pop Slam, they talk about the artist's fans.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45A lot of One Direction's fans cry when they meet them,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47which seems a bit odd.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, no, wait! It's One Direction.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50SHE SQUEALS

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Imagine if you cried meeting anyone.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Milkman drops of the milk, you open the door.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04"Oh, my, wow. It's the milkman."

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Then the milkman's confused, he doesn't know what's going on.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You've got a T-shirt with his face on it.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11He just backs away into his milk carriage.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Not called milk carriages, are they? What are they called? Milk cars?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Milk vans? Doesn't matter.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18One thing I'm not too sure about on Pop Slam

0:02:18 > 0:02:20is when they focus too much on how much money Taylor Swift

0:02:20 > 0:02:22or One Direction earned from their music.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26It's no surprise that Taylor's rolling in the cash.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28She sells tons of music.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Check this out - when she released her album Red,

0:02:31 > 0:02:35it sold 1.2 million copies in one week.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Kerching!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Have three AMBO points for some mega sales success.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I think what they should be challenged on, really,

0:02:42 > 0:02:45is just how good they are at everyday normal stuff.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Making toast, walking the dog. Who's best there?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Toast Slam. Taylor Swift puts the toast down, butters it.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53She gets the points there.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55One Direction couldn't even get into it.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Simon Cowell had to get a slice out.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Want to know what makes me livid about CBBC?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03My brother Hacker and his annoying TV show. Yeah.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, anyway, what's been making you livid?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11What makes me livid about CBBC is that,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14when you go to a country out of the UK, you just can't watch it.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It drives me crazy.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Livid.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25What makes me livid about CBBC is The Worst Year Of My Life...Again.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30It repeats itself over again, over again, over again.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35THEY SCREAM

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well, that's that, then.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is that,

0:03:43 > 0:03:48when Chris is presenting, he shouts a lot and it gets really annoying.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Do you mean, Whoops I Missed The Last Post?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- SHOUTING:- The CBBC show Whoops I Missed The Bus!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54SILENCE

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Do you mean, Whoops I Missed The Ferry?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- NORMAL VOICE:- We'll see you later.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Now, why don't you tell us what makes you livid.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Just get on to the CBBC website thingy and search the word livid.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Now it's time to go behind the scenes of brand-new

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ultimate Brain, and meet a...

0:04:09 > 0:04:12A guinea pig. Well, that's what it says here.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18You'll need to run your brain at full power to become the Ultimate Brain.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hello. Guinea Pig here. Welcome to the Guinea Pig diaries.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Everyone, it's my pet - the guinea pig.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27CHEERING

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Eh, that's not a guinea pig.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34That's just a man in a funny costume, doing experiments.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Get on with it, then.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42Oh, I see. That's why they call him a guinea pig. Yeah, nice hat, mate.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44DR BRAIN HOWLS

0:04:44 > 0:04:45THEY HOWL

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm scared. What are you making me do today?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Today's challenge is going to involve lemons.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Not limes, but lemons.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56'I have no idea what they're planning for me to do,

0:04:56 > 0:04:57'but I do know this -

0:04:57 > 0:05:01'it's going to be humiliating and it's probably going to hurt a lot.'

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Now stick it in.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Squeeze it!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13That did not go as well as I'd hoped.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14That's time up.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Good work, Guinea Pig. That's it, get it down you. It's lovely.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26THEY LAUGH

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Another challenge that I'm involved in involves a spinning chair

0:05:30 > 0:05:32and walking in a straight line.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'll be sat in a chair, essentially, and be spun round at incredible

0:05:35 > 0:05:40speeds like I'm an astronaut training for a mission to Mars.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41HE SCREAMS

0:05:41 > 0:05:45MUSIC: "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead Or Alive

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Somebody call my lawyer.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Thank you very much for coming to the backstage tour

0:06:03 > 0:06:04of the Guinea Pig's world.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07This is the crazy stuff that I get up to on Ultimate Brain.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Please come next time. See you.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ultimate Brain.

0:06:16 > 0:06:22Ultimate Brain. It's a brand-new science-based game show hosted by...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24BOOMING VOICE: Dr Brain!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26A monkey. Standard.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah, this is Dr Brain,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31and he has got plenty of challenges up his sleeve.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Sort of like a monkey sleeve. Do monkey's have sleeves?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38What the teams have to do in order to win the game is answer

0:06:38 > 0:06:41a series of scientific questions.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So, important questions like...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45How can you overcome a bad case of wind?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, that's easy.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48To overcome a bad case of wind,

0:06:48 > 0:06:53all you need to do is avoid baked beans, Brussels sprouts and cabbage.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Or, you know, simply let it all out. Go on, let it out.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I mean, believe me, I do.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I mean, em...

0:07:02 > 0:07:05In this show, there's also a human guinea pig, who takes

0:07:05 > 0:07:07part in the crazier experiments.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Mr Guinea Pig!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Look at him, eh? Rolling around in balloons. I bet he's well fun.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17A right barrel of laughs.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20How's it even meant to work? Why don't you do it?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22So when it goes wrong, it's all your fault.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, human guinea pig.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Who's ruffled your furry, giving it all this.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32What seaside have you been to and seen crabs that look like this?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Shield, yeah. A great bit of spin-doctoring there, a shield.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Real doctors, are you?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I wouldn't have made this ridiculous space crab.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40That's right, people.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44The guinea pig tends to get a little bit grumpy, now and then.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47But who can blame him when he's doing such ridiculous challenges?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Do you like it, Guinea Pig? Do you think it's going to work?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Absolutely not.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Luckily, my pet guinea pig isn't grumpy at all, are you, Squiffy?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Oi, you, shut it!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- You what?- Always harping on about CBBC shows and whatnot.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I'm sick of it!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, and another thing. You stink. Ha-ha!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Imagine if you did actually have an ultimate brain.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12All the things you could do with a massive brain.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15All the things you could do with a massive brain.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- ECHOING:- All the things you could do with a massive brain...

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Nah, I can't think of anything.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31My Team - The Cheerleaders is a show about, you guessed it, cheerleaders.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Is it cheerleaders? It is. It's cheerleaders.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39On the show, every team says they're the best team.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41They can't all be right.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44And the winner is... All of you. You're all good, really.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Just cut the trophy in half. I just got a handle.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49A lot of people probably don't view cheerleading as an actual sport,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52but it is, definitely. It's very physical.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's too physical. I got tired watching it.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Stunts are the showpiece of any cheer routine and can mean tons of points.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03A group of basers on the ground throw or lift the flier into the air,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06allowing them to perform different shapes.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09To pull off a great stunt, teamwork is key.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12A lot of people think cheerleading is just pompoms.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I know I did. I was disappointed.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'm a cheerleader now, lifting people up every week.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Still waiting for the pompoms.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20In the show, I don't know how the cheerleaders do some of the stunts.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Can I show you my ham stretch? - Yeah, sure.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Let me help you first. Yay.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'd be worried if I tried to do something like that.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33And now I'm stuck here for ever,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35just going around day-to-day life with a leg up here.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Ignore that, I tried to do some cheerleading.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39It feels like you're actually flying.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41You're in the air and sometimes you don't feel

0:09:41 > 0:09:43like you're ever going to come down.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45If I had to be in that group that threw someone up in the air,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I mean, I don't know why I would be in that group.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50"Get Myles on the phone." "Myles, help us cheerlead, boy."

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'd by worried I'd throw them too high. Lift them up, there they go.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Whoosh. They just keep going up into the sky.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57They don't stop. Into the moon.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59That's why I shouldn't cheerlead. Too strong.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Opened a jam jar yesterday.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02If I was the person being thrown,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'd want to have a meeting beforehand.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08"All right, guys. So, you are all throwing me up in the air today.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10"One question that's just on my mind.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12"Will you catch me?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14"Now, you're nodding, you're saying you will,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16"but you can't even catch a bus in the morning."

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Give me a P. Give me an E. Give me a T.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23It's time for my favourite bit of the show, it's...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29One demands a throne to sit on whilst watching CBBC

0:10:29 > 0:10:33with one white blanket and one solitary salad leaf.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35That is all.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39What's this? Slammer is it, eh? Making a joke about prison?

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Let me tell you, sunshine, prison ain't no joke!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Rachel's mum said she can't have a dog, so they've got me.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I'm much better than the real dog, plus there's no need for me

0:10:52 > 0:10:53to go lav-lav.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Oh, I just love Strange Hill High. I just love it.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Sit down, you mutt!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00As I was saying, I just love Strange Hill High.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's brilliant, innit?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04If you want to hear your pet talk,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07then get onto the CBBC website thing and search the word pet.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12You know what? Doing this job has made me realise

0:11:12 > 0:11:15that CBBC is like an overflowing bin in a heat wave.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Smells good, baby.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21If you don't believe me, then chew on these best bits.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Which song will be representing the nation?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I know where these songs started and I know how far they've come

0:11:28 > 0:11:31and how much crafting and working that's taken.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Really pleased. Thank you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Right...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's crunch time.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40The song we've chosen is...

0:11:41 > 0:11:43This is the very high school that Taylor went to.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Did you know back then that she was going to be something special?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51She had a little star quality about her that we thought that there

0:11:51 > 0:11:54might be something, but, you know, you never know.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'm actually feeling a little bit down at the moment, Hacker.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, right.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hang on, that's the wrong voice, sorry.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Come on, put an end to this nonsense, it's a shambles.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm feeling down in the mouth.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It was worth it in the end.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Talking time is done.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Kenny is a top American cheerleading coach,

0:12:15 > 0:12:17and he's not feeling cheerful.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Five, six, seven, jump. One and three.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Stop.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Can you guys sit down for a second?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I don't know what pace you're used to working at, but for me

0:12:25 > 0:12:28to get stuff done, I need you to snap out of the Lala Land you're in, OK?

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I'm not here for you to love me, want to come back

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and coach you every day, I'm here so we can get stuff done.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36You belong with us now.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I've never belonged with anyone before.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42You do now.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Wow.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58She's on to us.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00What?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04'I don't know how Emily found out about us,

0:13:04 > 0:13:05'but I don't want her to know yet.'

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm not ready yet.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09'We're in big trouble.'

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Time for one last selfie from her. From me.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:13:14 > 0:13:16GLASS SHATTERS

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oh, no, he's done it again. Camera down, camera down.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I'm not paying for that camera. No, no. Not after last time. Come on.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- LAUREN:- Guys, I need to be quick.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I have made one of the most important discoveries

0:13:28 > 0:13:29of the 21st century.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32SIRENS SOUND

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Find me that tape and find it now.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38SHE WHISTLES

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I haven't got much time.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51CBBC are monitoring me and they could cut me off at any point.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54But I just had to tell you guys The Next Step is coming back

0:13:54 > 0:13:57and the first episode will be on, on the...

0:13:57 > 0:13:58BEEP

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Right, then, that's all you're getting. I've got to go lav-lav.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04What? I've been holding on for ages.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Look, if you want more wicked CBBC stuff,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09then go over to the CBBC iPlayer.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Now, does anybody know when the next bus is?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Huh? Oh!