0:00:02 > 0:00:03Well, hello there!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07I'm Ben Shires, welcome to Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10If you want more top-quality telly than you can shake a stick at,
0:00:10 > 0:00:12don't go anywhere.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Do you think history is horrible?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- We are facing a great war. - ALL: War?!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Did you miss any of this?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Dr Xand.- Dr Chris.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23BOTH: Let battle commence!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And what's Hacker going on about?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Always leave them wanting less, Chris.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Always leave them wanting less.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- More.- Hmm?- More, is the... - Oh.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35They say you can have too much of a good thing,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38but tell that to our video bloggers, Lauren and Myles.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42They've been stuffing their faces with CBBC all week. Mmm!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm talking breakfast, lunch and dinner.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49I've seen so much CBBC it hurts.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Tickets, please!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59It's time to introduce our first vlogger. It's Lauren!
0:01:00 > 0:01:05# Welcome to Horrible Histories. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:08So, you guys know the deal with these vlogs.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11We watch CBBC shows and we tell you what we think about them.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Sometimes we're loving them...
0:01:12 > 0:01:16I love Deadly Pole To Pole. It's one of my favourite shows on CBBC.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Sometimes we're not.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20The Next Step is the worst thing I've ever seen.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And this week it's the turn of the Horrible Histories
0:01:23 > 0:01:26frightful First World War Special.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Come on, then! Let me at it!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hi, I'm a shouty man, and I'm here to tell you about
0:01:31 > 0:01:33the multipurpose liquid revolution.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36New World War I Wee Wee!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, yeah. I forgot. Horrible Histories
0:01:39 > 0:01:40is actually really good!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- SOLDIERS CHANT: Red Baron! - That's me.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Red Baron!- That's me. - Red Baron!- That's me.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Red Baron!- Uh-huh.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Guten tag, Red Baron.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Oh, however did he know it was me? - ALL LAUGH
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yes, that was quite funny, wasn't it? Someone write that down.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I genuinely think this might be the best sketch show in the world.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I mean, honestly, I cannot find anything wrong with it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08But I tell you who will - Myles. You know what he's like,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10he's like that Craig Revel Horwood off of Strictly -
0:02:10 > 0:02:11always criticising.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Go on, then, Myles, what did you think
0:02:13 > 0:02:17of the Horrible Histories special? Don't be too mean, will you?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21HE LAUGHS
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh! Horrible Histories! It's the funniest show ever!
0:02:25 > 0:02:30So, if Horrible Histories anything to go by,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34the key to comedy genius is making jokes about stuff that is serious,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38stuff that you shouldn't really joke about.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Next to arrive is 16 other housemates -
0:02:42 > 0:02:45a squad of German soldiers.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I just feel like I'm not really
0:02:47 > 0:02:49getting along with my new housemates.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Mainly because they're German soldiers
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and if they catch me, they'll kill me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Good example. Which got me thinking...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Knock knock. - AUDIENCE: Who's there?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Me! I've broken my leg.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04SILENCE
0:03:04 > 0:03:06BOOING
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- MAN:- You shouldn't joke about broken legs, man.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- It's no Horrible Histories. - I hate breaking my leg!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, now.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You haven't had my witty anecdote about the Great Fire of London.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19BOOING
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You know what makes me livid about CBBC?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Dave Lime, Brick and Coogie.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32They never say anything, ever!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Anyway, what's been making YOU livid?
0:03:36 > 0:03:42What makes me really livid about CBBC is horrible Thistleton.
0:03:42 > 0:03:49- I'm going to thoroughly sanitise your bins! - SHE CACKLES
0:03:49 > 0:03:51She's so scary!
0:03:52 > 0:03:58Trapped is on at nine o'clock in the morning instead of 7:30.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00We can't watch it - we go to school!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm so livid because I have to
0:04:04 > 0:04:07wait for Friday Download and Bars and Melody.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- # Hopeful, yes, I am - Yeah!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Hopeful for today
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- # Take this music and use it - Use it
0:04:14 > 0:04:16# Let it take you away. #
0:04:16 > 0:04:17The boys are just so cute.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22If you fancy a good old rant - and who doesn't? -
0:04:22 > 0:04:25then get over to the CBBC website and search "livid".
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Now it's time to catch up with Chris and Hacks
0:04:27 > 0:04:30who are going to try and have a proper grown-up conversation.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Never going to happen.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34To celebrate the brand-new series of Hacker Time
0:04:34 > 0:04:37this summer on CBBC, I'm going to conduct an interview
0:04:37 > 0:04:39with the canine himself,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42right here in the very studio in which the show is made.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46So make sure you don't miss this very special CBBC Extra exclusive.
0:04:48 > 0:04:54- Hacker the dog, you've met almost 20 people.- 19.- Really?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- What was it like working with all the different celebrity guests?- Guests?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I think you mean the people I get on the show to make look good.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I like to think of them as my celebrity pets.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08And what do you do with these... celebrity pets?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Well, we might play a little game or sing a little song or something.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14But none of that's necessity, you know.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Deep down...- GRUFF VOICE: - I'll do with them as I please!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- I'm not that old!- Well, you look it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:2020p!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Don't even have nits.- You do now.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- He's been doing my head in. - You cannot say that!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I might have plopped onto the Time Capsule.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, no! Stop it! Yes, Madam. No!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Is it true that most of them don't even want to be on the show?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Well, none of their complaints have ever been upheld,
0:05:36 > 0:05:40and I always cooperate with the police, let's just leave it there.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Right.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Did you enjoy the series? - I loved it, Chris.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I enjoyed most of the guests, I enjoyed most of the sketches,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51and I enjoyed most of the catering.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Looking forwards, what's next for Hacker The Dog.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Well, I'll probably get a sandwich,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58then I'll get the next bus back to Wigan, and when I get home,
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'll have a nice milky brew
0:05:59 > 0:06:01and nip to 't lav-lav to make room
0:06:01 > 0:06:05for more meat paste, cocker. Meat produce!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Right.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, as a final little treat for all of you watching along at home,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hacker has chosen his favourite clip from this series.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Your favourite all-time clip of Hacker Time series four.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, this is good, this. You'll love this. Run it!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22How do I get out of this place and get a proper career?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- What was that?- Always leave them wanting less, Chris.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Always leave them wanting less.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- More.- Hmm?- More is the...- Oh.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35One last thing. In the Maisie Smith episode of this series there's
0:06:35 > 0:06:40a cameo from a very special and very handsome young man.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Don't show a clip. No! No, you are not showing a clip of that mutt.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45That was contractual, I had no choice,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47he had to be in it cos he was under a CBBC contract.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. You said that I have a cameo in your show
0:06:50 > 0:06:52cos I'm your best mate.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56No, no, no. I didn't say best mate, I said "mess", man. "A mess".
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Is this what you really think? - Yep. You sicken me, Chris.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00PARTY MUSIC
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Hellooooo! It's me! Hey hey!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Hooray! Brilliant!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07SILENCE
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Fair enough.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I wonder what Myles is doing this week on Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Wonder no more, because this week, what am I doing?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Playing a game. Reviewing a game.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I'm a man of many talents. I can watch CBBC and play CBBC games.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Two things. Are they talents?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm going to play a game called Deadly Defenders.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- GAME:- 'Deadly defenders!' - What he said. A bit loud.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The game is based on Deadly Pole To Pole, and at the minute,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Steve Backshall is trying to sleep and I'm trying to protect him.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I have been put in charge of protecting HIM.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49All sorts of creatures run into his tent - spiders, rats.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Now we've got gibbons.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53If I'm sleeping there and I now gibbons can just come along,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56as they want, "There's a tent, let's go in, we're gibbons,"
0:07:56 > 0:07:57not going to get a good sleep.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And it's up to me to make sure Steve gets a good sleep
0:08:00 > 0:08:02otherwise he won't be able to wake up and be like,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04"Hey, it's Deadly Pole To Pole, I'm Steve Backshall.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06"Didn't get any sleep last night
0:08:06 > 0:08:08"cos Myles couldn't get rid of the gibbons."
0:08:08 > 0:08:11At the minute, it's gone leeches, rats, gibbons.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm worried about what stage four will be. A whale?!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16"Those leeches want to get in my tent."
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I don't know how he's dozing off knowing there's leeches,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and if he's telling me, "Myles, there's leeches out there,"
0:08:21 > 0:08:23what are you doing? Are you literally just laying back?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Just - "Myles, can you sort out those leeches?"
0:08:28 > 0:08:30About 20 rats trying to get in now.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32At this point, I'd be on the plane home.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36The rats are in the tent. Steve, I'm sorry.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You shouldn't have trusted me. Steve, I'm sorry.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Level failed. So... It's not...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42I can't... It's not my fault.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45He doesn't look too happy. Wonder why that is?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Probably cos of the rats I let into the tent. Probably the 20 rats.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Yeah, it's the 20 rats, isn't it?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Am I a good Deadly Defender? No.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05It's a special week here on CBBC as we commemorate 100 years
0:09:05 > 0:09:10since the First World War, and this is the Operation Ouch! special.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Dr Xand.- Dr Chris. - BOTH: Let battle commence!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16In this episode, Dr Chris
0:09:16 > 0:09:20and Dr Xand take a look at the vital role of medicine during the war,
0:09:20 > 0:09:26from prosthetic limbs to leg splints and even cups of tea.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30During the First World War, people did use tea as treatment for shock.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33It was sweet, it was liquid, and it was familiar.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34I can understand that, you know?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37A cup of tea makes you feel a lot better, doesn't it?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Richard, how would you have treated someone during WWI
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- with a very badly broken leg? - Cup of tea?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Trench foot smelled absolutely terrible.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Tea?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Body lice. - Nice cup of tea!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50OK, squeamish people, look away now.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Argh!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59What is that?! Forget the tea - he needs a doctor!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01See, what I like about Operation Ouch! is that
0:10:01 > 0:10:04they make medical stuff and stuff that's a little bit gross
0:10:04 > 0:10:06really interesting,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08and you find out stuff that you never would have known before.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12The only problem I have is that if I were a patient,
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I would hate to go into an operation called Operation Ouch!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19OK, Lauren, not looking good, I'm afraid.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You're going to have to have Operation Ouch!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Completely routine.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Sorry, what? Operation...? Ouch.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Operation Ouch!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29That doesn't sound too good.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Any other operations I could have?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Operation Grrr! Operation Argh!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38And Operation "This Operation Is Definitely Going To Sting A Bit!"
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I'll take the last one, please
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I wonder if there's a world record for the pet who's watched
0:10:42 > 0:10:44the most CBBC.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49If there is, then here's some contenders. It's time for...
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Alice, have you put me in this bowl just to watch Bear Behaving Badly?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55If so, I'm livid.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I hate bears and I hate bowls.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02All right? What do you want?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Yeah. Nothing.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06What?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Whoops I Missed The Bus?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Whoops I've never heard of it, more like.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'll turn my back on it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17In fact, I'll walk away from it. Off I go!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Why are you forcing me to watch this nonsense?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'd rather be in my little house gnawing
0:11:24 > 0:11:27or building a little sawdust wall, or summat.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32That really is top drawer entertainment.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34If you want to know what your pet thinks of CBBC,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37then go to the website and search "pet".
0:11:37 > 0:11:41OK, if you've been having way too much summer holiday fun this week
0:11:41 > 0:11:42and missed your favourite shows,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45then the next two minutes are just for you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47That's right, it's the best bits.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50TRAIN WHISTLES
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Sam!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Get it out!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06They think it's all over. It is now!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Unfortunately not the war, but the football game.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- Great game, mate.- Ja, ja. You want to change the shirts?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Might not be such a good idea, under the circumstances.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18- HE LAUGHS - Yeah. You funny guy!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22You're all right, mate. Happy Christmas.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26You're OK too, chum. Happy Christmas.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30# Place your head on my beating heart
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# I'm thinking out loud
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# That baby we found love
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Right where we are. #
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Let me tell you all about the geography of the "Thems".
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- It's the "Thames".- Thames.- The River Thames. That's the only thing I know.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- OK.- If you can't get that right, we're going to lose.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- So it's "Thames"? - Yeah, the River Thames.- OK.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54That must mean you think Ben Shires is really handsome.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- No! No, no!- Do you? Do you love him? - No, I don't!
0:12:58 > 0:13:03- You love Ben Shires, don't you?- No. - You do, you do, you do!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I don't. Guys, guys - I don't.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# You really love him You love Ben Shires
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# You really love him You love him, love him...#
0:13:11 > 0:13:16I've been here for one whole week.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, apart from the time I popped out for a cheese sandwich.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Then I went to the shop.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Oh, then we went to the cinema one day, actually. That was really good.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26And generally I've just been getting on with my life, really.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30But I've been here for one whole week.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Remember this?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37They tried to keep me quiet, but I just had to tell you guys
0:13:37 > 0:13:40something I found out about the new episodes of The Next Step.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42This is big news.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Coming up in the new episodes, the big story is that Eldon and...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48BLEEPING
0:13:48 > 0:13:49And that's it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Another week of CBBC flashing before your very eyes faster than
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Usain Bolt being chased by a cheetah on a moped.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59If you want more TV treats, go to the CBBC iPlayer.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Now, has anyone seen a bus?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02What's that? Oh, not again!