0:00:03 > 0:00:06Well, hello there, this is Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Get ready for highs, lows and everything in between
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as we delve into another fine week of CBBC.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15So, how is your summer shaping up?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I can't believe this.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24What on earth is this fleaball doing?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I can see his bottom.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And what's up with Harriet?
0:00:28 > 0:00:32My carriet is Har... My carri...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33SHE LAUGHS
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Take it from me this is going to be
0:00:35 > 0:00:39a jam-packed 14 minutes of your life, but fear ye nil, our
0:00:39 > 0:00:43resident vloggers Lauren and Myles are here to make sense of it all.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Stick with us and we'll give you the lowdown.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49That bus is on the move.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Get ready for a vlog he made earlier.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56That's right, it's a Blue Peter joke.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Here's Myles.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Blue Peter has recently kicked off summer with...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Whoa! Don't be kicking summer to start it off, that will hurt.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Gently wake summer up.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Sing it a song. Anyway, recently, Blue Peter has been wondering...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12If you could take on any challenge this summer, what would it be?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13BOTH: And why?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, a challenge.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18My challenge was to try and be a Blue Peter presenter.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Sounds fun, go for it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22But the thing with being a Blue Peter presenter is
0:01:22 > 0:01:25it seems like a really good life, and let's be fair, probably is,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27but, boy, do they have to work hard.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30They're always doing something every day. Can't stop 'em.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Today, they're flying a plane, tomorrow, they're swimming
0:01:33 > 0:01:36with sharks. On Wednesday, they're flying with the sharks.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39You know, me - I'm on the TV every week as well,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42but look, there's my bed, that's how far I've had to travel today.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Nice and warm. Get a cup of tea when I need it.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Barney, try vlogging. Much easier.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Nothing in there, though. - Give it to the bear.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Now he's a bear drinking tea. Silly.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I could even stop this and go and watch Arthur.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55You can't do that in a Blue Peter studio. I'm going to watch Arthur.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I know we're live on TV, but listen to your heart.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# The rhythm of the street. #
0:02:01 > 0:02:05They did Blue Peter from the beach to show that summer's happening.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Welcome to the beach. We are in North Wales, in Colwyn Bay.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09CHEERING
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Do I have to go to the beach to show...? Do I have to?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I'm looking out the window now, I can see the sun.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Take my word for it, it's summer.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Otherwise, I've got to put sun cream on, put a hat on,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21sunglasses, get my shoes on, and then find a beach.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24On the beach, Barney and Lindsey did play some Blue Peter beach games.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25There you go!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- AUDIENCE:- Barney! Barney!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I might go out today, head down to the beach,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34play some games with some friends. Not volleyball. Not tennis.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Not football. Not cricket. Find the thing in the suitcase.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Jimmy, did you bring the 20 suitcases? You didn't?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42You couldn't carry them? What are we going to do now?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Barney is off to an absolute flyer here. I can't believe this.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I've always wanted a Blue Peter badge
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and when I was younger I tried to make one.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58It was just a piece of paper, just Sellotaped.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Will this get me into anywhere for free?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04A blank piece of paper?! You have got to be kidding me.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Barney Harwood is going to be livid about that.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Speaking of which, what's been making you livid this week?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14What makes me livid is that all CBBC do
0:03:14 > 0:03:18to fill in the gaps are rubbish games and send-ins.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19They are rubbish.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23What makes me livid is
0:03:23 > 0:03:26when a new series of my favourite programme comes out
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and I have to wait at least two weeks
0:03:29 > 0:03:31for the next episode to come out. Argh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35What makes me real livid is Dodge.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37He keeps going on about how I like Ben Shires
0:03:37 > 0:03:40and for the record I do not like Ben Shires.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You love Ben Shires, don't you? - No...- You do, you do, you do.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- You like Ben Shires.- I don't.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- You really love him.- I don't.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50OK, he's got really nice hair and I love his fashion, but it ends there.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I do not like him and I don't have any feelings for him. Ben Shires(!)
0:03:56 > 0:03:57If you've got beef
0:03:57 > 0:03:58with CBBC, don't keep it
0:03:58 > 0:04:00to yourself. Send it to us.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Go to the CBBC website
0:04:02 > 0:04:04and search "livid" for the details.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Now it's time to step behind the scenes on a very
0:04:07 > 0:04:09special CBBC show.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Hello, I'm Ciara Baxendale, and I play Harriet in Harriet's Army.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Hi, I'm Sophie Wright and I play Violet in Harriet's Army.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- And welcome to our first ever... - On set tour.- On set video tour.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34My character is Harriet who is a 14-year-old girl
0:04:34 > 0:04:36living in the time of World War I.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39She was a member of the Guides until she was kicked out
0:04:39 > 0:04:40because she's very feisty.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45She doesn't really think, she just acts.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Why don't you start your own army? Go fight for England.- Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50There's someone out there.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's spies.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55You can't just walk away from this, Hattie. I know, remember.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I know who you are. I'll set my army on you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Take your boot off.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11We're just doing a quick rehearsal of the train scene where Max
0:05:11 > 0:05:15gets his leg stuck in the little rails over there. So we're just...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- ..Saves the day. - And I save the day. What can I say?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21We're just doing quick rehearsals, getting the moves right and stuff
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and then we're going to go for a couple of takes
0:05:24 > 0:05:25and see how it looks.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Push. And we turn round that way. - Yes.- Yeah?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31We've got the stuntman sorting the crash mat out
0:05:31 > 0:05:33so Max doesn't hurt himself when he falls over.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Are you ready? Three, two, one, push.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42It's been lovely doing all the stunts and the fight scenes,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- but it's also quite funny because we get on quite well.- Yes.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48And in between each take we laugh and chat
0:05:48 > 0:05:49and tell jokes and then
0:05:49 > 0:05:51when it goes back to the scene again we are fighting...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- We are really serious. - ..and he's dragging me.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Stop it! Stop it!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hey!
0:06:00 > 0:06:06This is our trailer. As you can see it's very, very, very tidy(!)
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'll just take you outside.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Am I in focus now?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look how exciting this looks.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14My favourite thing about the show is
0:06:14 > 0:06:16all the different locations probably.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21The sets have been incredible, especially this one.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24This has got to be my favourite. We're at the seaside.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You can smell the sea air.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It's been a right laugh and, like, made some good friends,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35so that's been one of the best things about it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39My carrot is Har... Carrot!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42My carriet... My carriet...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I am so bad at this!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Harriet's Army is a brand-new CBBC drama based around World War I.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I think it's an interesting watch because you get to understand
0:06:56 > 0:06:59what life was like in Britain at the start of the war in 1914.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02One thing that really struck me is that it's a very realistic drama.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05The production team has remembered a lot of details from then,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07which is good because it brings it to life.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10And I can't really remember what I did yesterday,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12and this is 100 years, so they've done a good job.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15We're at war. The postmaster got a telegraph.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Are you really going to fight the Germans, Daddy?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yes, son, we are.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Harriet too?- No, not Harriet.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Lucky for the Germans!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Watching Harriet's Army really made me think
0:07:26 > 0:07:28about how far we've come in 100 years.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30This wouldn't be happening back then.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Whoops I Missed The Bus, it would be Whoops I Missed The...
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Horse. Whoops I Missed The Horse.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36And I wouldn't be on TV reviewing things.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I would be shouting my opinions out a window.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40"Arthur's great!" "What's Arthur? It's 1914."
0:07:40 > 0:07:43"He's an aardvark. He's got glasses. It'll be great in 100 years."
0:07:43 > 0:07:45"I'm looking forward to it." "Cool."
0:07:45 > 0:07:47If 1914 was what the world was like a hundred years ago,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50then what will it be like in another hundred?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whoops I Missed The Bus... Whoops I Missed The Hover Bus.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's the future. Everything is hovering now. It's annoying in a way.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Dogs floating off. Remote control to the TV.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Why, when we talk about the future, do we talk about hovering things?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Welcome to the year 2114.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You may notice that this does look exactly like 2014
0:08:06 > 0:08:07but everything's hovering.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Look at that tree, though, that wasn't hovering 100 years ago.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Won't ever see that tree again, it's off into space now.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Why did we make the trees hover?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I ask myself that every single night, and he's floating off as well.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Goodbye.- Good luck, son.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bye.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Bye. Bye.- Bye.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26ALL: Bye!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30when watching shows like Harriet's Army, it can really
0:08:30 > 0:08:33make you appreciate things you have now, like TV and computers.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36It also makes you appreciate what people did 100 years to get us here.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I think it's good to remember the past and it's good that CBBC
0:08:39 > 0:08:40have given a lot of time towards it,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43and Harriet's Army is just a good show, a good story,
0:08:43 > 0:08:44it looks nice, it made me think.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's worth a watch. Definitely worth a WATCH.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48If I was wearing a watch, I could hold that up.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Definitely worth a watch. Be a little joke to end it on.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Worth a watch. It's a watch on my... OK.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Guys...
0:09:01 > 0:09:02I have to warn you...
0:09:03 > 0:09:04..he...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06is...
0:09:06 > 0:09:07(back!)
0:09:07 > 0:09:09STIRRING OPERATIC MUSIC
0:09:09 > 0:09:10MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# My programme hits you so hard Makes me say, "Oh, my word!"
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# "This is the show Huh, you can't touch." #
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Hacker time!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yes, that's right, Hacker Time is back
0:09:20 > 0:09:23and it is one of my favourite, favourite, favourite shows.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27The comedy is...bigger, it is better. It's well thought through.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31You know, i-it's clever comedy. I-It's intelligent.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33PRRPT! Oh! Hoo-hoo!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- PRRPHT! - I mean...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- PRRPT! - ..it's just rude.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37PHRRPT!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Good(!) Trump jokes.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Psst!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I've also heard that Hacker's booked in
0:09:43 > 0:09:45some big celebrity guests for this series.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah, best in the business.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51'If you're a fan of Wolfblood and hunky hunks, it's...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56'..If you're a fan of hit BBC One show
0:09:56 > 0:09:57'Dragons' Den, it's...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01'..and if you're a fan of...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05'..re-evaluating your mortgage, or borrowing up to...
0:10:08 > 0:10:09'..it's...'
0:10:11 > 0:10:14'I don't even know what a mortgage is.'
0:10:14 > 0:10:19No, I'm only joking. Martin Lewis is of course a financial guru.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22HUMS AND TAPS OUT: "The Blue Danube" by Strauss
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Who am I kidding? Even sensible guests go bonkers on Hacker Time.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Hang on, Hacker Time, series four are doing bottom burps...
0:10:31 > 0:10:32PRRPTT!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35..and booking guests that are supposed to be on the news?!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'm meant to be on the news now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Next, you'll be telling me, there's unashamed puppet nudity!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Hoo-hoo!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I can see his bottom.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah, good luck, guys.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Nope, I'm absolutely joking.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Of course, Hacker Time is one of the best comedies on CBBC.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So make sure you watch it with your EYES!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59OK, from one chatty canine to another,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01only these guys are far better behaved,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03it's time for...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06SNORING
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Ah, wheel nut.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10SNORING Wake up.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13SNORING If I had the time. Oh...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Hey, you should watch this,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Flash, it's amazing!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Like, dead impressive, like.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20In fact, I've never seen
0:11:20 > 0:11:22a telly before in me life!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Rark! Rark! Rark!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26POSH VOICE: No, I actually talk, you know.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I asked for caviar and elderflower
0:11:28 > 0:11:30honey seeds, not birdseed.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32And turn this CBBC rubbish off!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Hanky Zipzer! I love a bit of Hanky. Oh, my word.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38That brown armchair's hideous.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Who would want to sit on that?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hanky Zipzer wouldn't sit on it
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and I know that for a fact.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46If you want your pet to have their 15 seconds of fame,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49then go to the website and search "pet".
0:11:51 > 0:11:54OK, it's time for the jam in the TV doughnut,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56the icing on the CBBC cake,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59the cream on the televisual hot chocolate.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Here's some of our best bits.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04How exposed does this make you feel?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07You're going to feel really small and insignificant.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's definitely going to be the hardest thing you'll have ever done.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14That was so frustrating, I felt so close.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17You did it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22'Ello. It's me, Sir Alyn Colin Lipes.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Welcome to the CBBC programming output.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Meat fork, salad fork, fish fork,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32aubergine fork, bigger aubergine fork, roast potato fork,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34mashed potato fork, jacket potato fork,
0:12:34 > 0:12:37fork that you use for poking holes in the tops of ready meals.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Trifle ladle, melon saw, horseshoe, pencil case full of hair
0:12:39 > 0:12:43and a framed photograph of the currently popular Barney Harwood.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Very good, Sir Cumference.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48And what are your table manners like, Sir Loin Steak?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52SCOFFING AND SCRUNCHING
0:12:52 > 0:12:53BURP!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57What's he doing here, look?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- Amateurish that, Cocker. - Look at this.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- You can't just...- Boys, I'm so sorry.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Just a quick selfie, you know.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well, it's the first time I'm here and all of this summer stuff
0:13:05 > 0:13:07is REALLY getting me in the summer spirit.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I swear I feel like I'm on holiday. I'll whack my trunks on in a bit.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11I won't.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13So it seems that every time I try
0:13:13 > 0:13:15and share information with you,
0:13:15 > 0:13:16about the next step,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18somebody cuts me off.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19So today, I'm going to
0:13:19 > 0:13:21get straight to the point.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22The big juicy gossip is that...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24PHONE RINGS
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Sorry. Just a second.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Hello?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh, hey, Shaniqua.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Yeah, yeah, under the covers.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, they're out to get me again.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I know. You what?!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37You are kidding?!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39No, he di...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I mean, it's like they say,
0:13:41 > 0:13:42two eggs don't make a right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I know... Anyway, I've got to go.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Yeah, I've got to go.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yep, speak to you later.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Bye-bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Sorry, where was I?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53BUZZING
0:13:53 > 0:13:58And that is that. You are now fully up-to-date on all things CBBC.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00If you want more TV gold,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02then head over to the CBBC iPlayer right now
0:14:02 > 0:14:04and we'll be back again next weekend.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Now, where is that bus?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, this is getting ridiculous!