Episode 14

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Well, hello there, this is Whoops I Missed The Bus.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Get ready for highs, lows and everything in between

0:00:10 > 0:00:13as we delve into another fine week of CBBC.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15So, how is your summer shaping up?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17I can't believe this.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24What on earth is this fleaball doing?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26I can see his bottom.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28And what's up with Harriet?

0:00:28 > 0:00:32My carriet is Har... My carri...

0:00:32 > 0:00:33SHE LAUGHS

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Take it from me this is going to be

0:00:35 > 0:00:39a jam-packed 14 minutes of your life, but fear ye nil, our

0:00:39 > 0:00:43resident vloggers Lauren and Myles are here to make sense of it all.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Stick with us and we'll give you the lowdown.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49That bus is on the move.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Get ready for a vlog he made earlier.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56That's right, it's a Blue Peter joke.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Here's Myles.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Blue Peter has recently kicked off summer with...

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Whoa! Don't be kicking summer to start it off, that will hurt.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Gently wake summer up.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Sing it a song. Anyway, recently, Blue Peter has been wondering...

0:01:09 > 0:01:12If you could take on any challenge this summer, what would it be?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13BOTH: And why?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, a challenge.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18My challenge was to try and be a Blue Peter presenter.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Sounds fun, go for it.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22But the thing with being a Blue Peter presenter is

0:01:22 > 0:01:25it seems like a really good life, and let's be fair, probably is,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27but, boy, do they have to work hard.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30They're always doing something every day. Can't stop 'em.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Today, they're flying a plane, tomorrow, they're swimming

0:01:33 > 0:01:36with sharks. On Wednesday, they're flying with the sharks.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39You know, me - I'm on the TV every week as well,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42but look, there's my bed, that's how far I've had to travel today.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Nice and warm. Get a cup of tea when I need it.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Barney, try vlogging. Much easier.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Nothing in there, though. - Give it to the bear.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Now he's a bear drinking tea. Silly.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I could even stop this and go and watch Arthur.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55You can't do that in a Blue Peter studio. I'm going to watch Arthur.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I know we're live on TV, but listen to your heart.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm

0:01:59 > 0:02:01# The rhythm of the street. #

0:02:01 > 0:02:05They did Blue Peter from the beach to show that summer's happening.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Welcome to the beach. We are in North Wales, in Colwyn Bay.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09CHEERING

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Do I have to go to the beach to show...? Do I have to?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I'm looking out the window now, I can see the sun.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Take my word for it, it's summer.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Otherwise, I've got to put sun cream on, put a hat on,

0:02:19 > 0:02:21sunglasses, get my shoes on, and then find a beach.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24On the beach, Barney and Lindsey did play some Blue Peter beach games.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25There you go!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- AUDIENCE:- Barney! Barney!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I might go out today, head down to the beach,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34play some games with some friends. Not volleyball. Not tennis.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Not football. Not cricket. Find the thing in the suitcase.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Jimmy, did you bring the 20 suitcases? You didn't?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You couldn't carry them? What are we going to do now?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Barney is off to an absolute flyer here. I can't believe this.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I've always wanted a Blue Peter badge

0:02:53 > 0:02:55and when I was younger I tried to make one.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58It was just a piece of paper, just Sellotaped.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Will this get me into anywhere for free?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04A blank piece of paper?! You have got to be kidding me.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Barney Harwood is going to be livid about that.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Speaking of which, what's been making you livid this week?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14What makes me livid is that all CBBC do

0:03:14 > 0:03:18to fill in the gaps are rubbish games and send-ins.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19They are rubbish.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23What makes me livid is

0:03:23 > 0:03:26when a new series of my favourite programme comes out

0:03:26 > 0:03:29and I have to wait at least two weeks

0:03:29 > 0:03:31for the next episode to come out. Argh!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35What makes me real livid is Dodge.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37He keeps going on about how I like Ben Shires

0:03:37 > 0:03:40and for the record I do not like Ben Shires.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You love Ben Shires, don't you? - No...- You do, you do, you do.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- You like Ben Shires.- I don't.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- You really love him.- I don't.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50OK, he's got really nice hair and I love his fashion, but it ends there.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I do not like him and I don't have any feelings for him. Ben Shires(!)

0:03:56 > 0:03:57If you've got beef

0:03:57 > 0:03:58with CBBC, don't keep it

0:03:58 > 0:04:00to yourself. Send it to us.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Go to the CBBC website

0:04:02 > 0:04:04and search "livid" for the details.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Now it's time to step behind the scenes on a very

0:04:07 > 0:04:09special CBBC show.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Hello, I'm Ciara Baxendale, and I play Harriet in Harriet's Army.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Hi, I'm Sophie Wright and I play Violet in Harriet's Army.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21- And welcome to our first ever... - On set tour.- On set video tour.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34My character is Harriet who is a 14-year-old girl

0:04:34 > 0:04:36living in the time of World War I.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39She was a member of the Guides until she was kicked out

0:04:39 > 0:04:40because she's very feisty.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45She doesn't really think, she just acts.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Why don't you start your own army? Go fight for England.- Yeah.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50There's someone out there.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's spies.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55You can't just walk away from this, Hattie. I know, remember.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59I know who you are. I'll set my army on you.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Take your boot off.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11We're just doing a quick rehearsal of the train scene where Max

0:05:11 > 0:05:15gets his leg stuck in the little rails over there. So we're just...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- ..Saves the day. - And I save the day. What can I say?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21We're just doing quick rehearsals, getting the moves right and stuff

0:05:21 > 0:05:24and then we're going to go for a couple of takes

0:05:24 > 0:05:25and see how it looks.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Push. And we turn round that way. - Yes.- Yeah?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31We've got the stuntman sorting the crash mat out

0:05:31 > 0:05:33so Max doesn't hurt himself when he falls over.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Are you ready? Three, two, one, push.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42It's been lovely doing all the stunts and the fight scenes,

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- but it's also quite funny because we get on quite well.- Yes.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48And in between each take we laugh and chat

0:05:48 > 0:05:49and tell jokes and then

0:05:49 > 0:05:51when it goes back to the scene again we are fighting...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- We are really serious. - ..and he's dragging me.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Stop it! Stop it!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hey!

0:06:00 > 0:06:06This is our trailer. As you can see it's very, very, very tidy(!)

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'll just take you outside.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Am I in focus now?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look how exciting this looks.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14My favourite thing about the show is

0:06:14 > 0:06:16all the different locations probably.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21The sets have been incredible, especially this one.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24This has got to be my favourite. We're at the seaside.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26You can smell the sea air.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33It's been a right laugh and, like, made some good friends,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35so that's been one of the best things about it.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39My carrot is Har... Carrot!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42My carriet... My carriet...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I am so bad at this!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Harriet's Army is a brand-new CBBC drama based around World War I.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I think it's an interesting watch because you get to understand

0:06:56 > 0:06:59what life was like in Britain at the start of the war in 1914.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02One thing that really struck me is that it's a very realistic drama.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05The production team has remembered a lot of details from then,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07which is good because it brings it to life.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10And I can't really remember what I did yesterday,

0:07:10 > 0:07:12and this is 100 years, so they've done a good job.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15We're at war. The postmaster got a telegraph.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Are you really going to fight the Germans, Daddy?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yes, son, we are.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Harriet too?- No, not Harriet.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Lucky for the Germans!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Watching Harriet's Army really made me think

0:07:26 > 0:07:28about how far we've come in 100 years.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30This wouldn't be happening back then.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Whoops I Missed The Bus, it would be Whoops I Missed The...

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Horse. Whoops I Missed The Horse.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36And I wouldn't be on TV reviewing things.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I would be shouting my opinions out a window.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40"Arthur's great!" "What's Arthur? It's 1914."

0:07:40 > 0:07:43"He's an aardvark. He's got glasses. It'll be great in 100 years."

0:07:43 > 0:07:45"I'm looking forward to it." "Cool."

0:07:45 > 0:07:47If 1914 was what the world was like a hundred years ago,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50then what will it be like in another hundred?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whoops I Missed The Bus... Whoops I Missed The Hover Bus.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's the future. Everything is hovering now. It's annoying in a way.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Dogs floating off. Remote control to the TV.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Why, when we talk about the future, do we talk about hovering things?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Welcome to the year 2114.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06You may notice that this does look exactly like 2014

0:08:06 > 0:08:07but everything's hovering.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Look at that tree, though, that wasn't hovering 100 years ago.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Won't ever see that tree again, it's off into space now.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Why did we make the trees hover?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I ask myself that every single night, and he's floating off as well.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Goodbye.- Good luck, son.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bye.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Bye. Bye.- Bye.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26ALL: Bye!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30when watching shows like Harriet's Army, it can really

0:08:30 > 0:08:33make you appreciate things you have now, like TV and computers.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36It also makes you appreciate what people did 100 years to get us here.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I think it's good to remember the past and it's good that CBBC

0:08:39 > 0:08:40have given a lot of time towards it,

0:08:40 > 0:08:43and Harriet's Army is just a good show, a good story,

0:08:43 > 0:08:44it looks nice, it made me think.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's worth a watch. Definitely worth a WATCH.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48If I was wearing a watch, I could hold that up.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Definitely worth a watch. Be a little joke to end it on.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Worth a watch. It's a watch on my... OK.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Guys...

0:09:01 > 0:09:02I have to warn you...

0:09:03 > 0:09:04..he...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06is...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07(back!)

0:09:07 > 0:09:09STIRRING OPERATIC MUSIC

0:09:09 > 0:09:10MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY

0:09:10 > 0:09:13# My programme hits you so hard Makes me say, "Oh, my word!"

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# "This is the show Huh, you can't touch." #

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Hacker time!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yes, that's right, Hacker Time is back

0:09:20 > 0:09:23and it is one of my favourite, favourite, favourite shows.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27The comedy is...bigger, it is better. It's well thought through.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31You know, i-it's clever comedy. I-It's intelligent.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33PRRPT! Oh! Hoo-hoo!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34- PRRPHT! - I mean...

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- PRRPT! - ..it's just rude.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37PHRRPT!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Good(!) Trump jokes.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Psst!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I've also heard that Hacker's booked in

0:09:43 > 0:09:45some big celebrity guests for this series.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah, best in the business.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51'If you're a fan of Wolfblood and hunky hunks, it's...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56'..If you're a fan of hit BBC One show

0:09:56 > 0:09:57'Dragons' Den, it's...

0:09:59 > 0:10:01'..and if you're a fan of...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05'..re-evaluating your mortgage, or borrowing up to...

0:10:08 > 0:10:09'..it's...'

0:10:11 > 0:10:14'I don't even know what a mortgage is.'

0:10:14 > 0:10:19No, I'm only joking. Martin Lewis is of course a financial guru.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22HUMS AND TAPS OUT: "The Blue Danube" by Strauss

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Who am I kidding? Even sensible guests go bonkers on Hacker Time.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Hang on, Hacker Time, series four are doing bottom burps...

0:10:31 > 0:10:32PRRPTT!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35..and booking guests that are supposed to be on the news?!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'm meant to be on the news now.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Next, you'll be telling me, there's unashamed puppet nudity!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Hoo-hoo!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I can see his bottom.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah, good luck, guys.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Nope, I'm absolutely joking.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Of course, Hacker Time is one of the best comedies on CBBC.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54So make sure you watch it with your EYES!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59OK, from one chatty canine to another,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01only these guys are far better behaved,

0:11:01 > 0:11:03it's time for...

0:11:04 > 0:11:06SNORING

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Ah, wheel nut.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10SNORING Wake up.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13SNORING If I had the time. Oh...

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Hey, you should watch this,

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Flash, it's amazing!

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Like, dead impressive, like.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20In fact, I've never seen

0:11:20 > 0:11:22a telly before in me life!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Rark! Rark! Rark!

0:11:25 > 0:11:26POSH VOICE: No, I actually talk, you know.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I asked for caviar and elderflower

0:11:28 > 0:11:30honey seeds, not birdseed.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32And turn this CBBC rubbish off!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Hanky Zipzer! I love a bit of Hanky. Oh, my word.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38That brown armchair's hideous.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Who would want to sit on that?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hanky Zipzer wouldn't sit on it

0:11:41 > 0:11:43and I know that for a fact.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46If you want your pet to have their 15 seconds of fame,

0:11:46 > 0:11:49then go to the website and search "pet".

0:11:51 > 0:11:54OK, it's time for the jam in the TV doughnut,

0:11:54 > 0:11:56the icing on the CBBC cake,

0:11:56 > 0:11:59the cream on the televisual hot chocolate.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Here's some of our best bits.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04How exposed does this make you feel?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07You're going to feel really small and insignificant.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's definitely going to be the hardest thing you'll have ever done.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14That was so frustrating, I felt so close.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17You did it.

0:12:17 > 0:12:22'Ello. It's me, Sir Alyn Colin Lipes.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27Welcome to the CBBC programming output.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Meat fork, salad fork, fish fork,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32aubergine fork, bigger aubergine fork, roast potato fork,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34mashed potato fork, jacket potato fork,

0:12:34 > 0:12:37fork that you use for poking holes in the tops of ready meals.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Trifle ladle, melon saw, horseshoe, pencil case full of hair

0:12:39 > 0:12:43and a framed photograph of the currently popular Barney Harwood.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Very good, Sir Cumference.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48And what are your table manners like, Sir Loin Steak?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52SCOFFING AND SCRUNCHING

0:12:52 > 0:12:53BURP!

0:12:53 > 0:12:57What's he doing here, look?

0:12:57 > 0:12:58- Amateurish that, Cocker. - Look at this.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- You can't just...- Boys, I'm so sorry.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Just a quick selfie, you know.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well, it's the first time I'm here and all of this summer stuff

0:13:05 > 0:13:07is REALLY getting me in the summer spirit.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I swear I feel like I'm on holiday. I'll whack my trunks on in a bit.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11I won't.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13So it seems that every time I try

0:13:13 > 0:13:15and share information with you,

0:13:15 > 0:13:16about the next step,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18somebody cuts me off.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19So today, I'm going to

0:13:19 > 0:13:21get straight to the point.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22The big juicy gossip is that...

0:13:22 > 0:13:24PHONE RINGS

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Sorry. Just a second.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Hello?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh, hey, Shaniqua.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Yeah, yeah, under the covers.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, they're out to get me again.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I know. You what?!

0:13:36 > 0:13:37You are kidding?!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39No, he di...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I mean, it's like they say,

0:13:41 > 0:13:42two eggs don't make a right.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I know... Anyway, I've got to go.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Yeah, I've got to go.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yep, speak to you later.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Bye-bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Sorry, where was I?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53BUZZING

0:13:53 > 0:13:58And that is that. You are now fully up-to-date on all things CBBC.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00If you want more TV gold,

0:14:00 > 0:14:02then head over to the CBBC iPlayer right now

0:14:02 > 0:14:04and we'll be back again next weekend.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Now, where is that bus?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, this is getting ridiculous!