Episode 15

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05How-dee-diddly-do!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07This is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

0:00:07 > 0:00:08and if you're a fan of CBBC,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11then your day just got a whole lot better.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15Have you ever wondered why this guy's head is so big?

0:00:15 > 0:00:19Am I shiny, though? You've got to tell me if I'm shiny. Seriously.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Oh!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Hi, I'm Ludus.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25What do you think about The Sparticle Mystery?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hi, guys.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Got any anaesthetic?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Er, not on me!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33And what is Barney Harwood wearing?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Come and get your Maconochie.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just like Mum used to make. This looks nice.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39If, like me, you have no idea what I'm talking about,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41then don't fre-e-et!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Because our resident video bloggers, Lauren and Myles,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47are revving up their cameras for more quick-fire vlogging.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Stick with us and we'll put you in the picture.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Somebody stop that bus!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59OK, first stop - time to introduce one of our vloggers.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02It is Lauren.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05So this week I'm taking a look at Harriet's Army,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07a special World War I drama.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Now, obviously, it's about war and I've heard that some

0:01:09 > 0:01:13of the scenes are actually quite emotional, but do you know what?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I am a strong character, yeah? I am, like, a tough cookie.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Nothing can break this steely exterior.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ah!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25INTRO MUSIC

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Even the music is sad!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Why don't they just play re-runs of Arthur?!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44So Harriet's Army, if you haven't seen it yet,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47is about a girl called Harriet, who gets her own army together

0:01:47 > 0:01:49in order to try and catch spies.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53And in order to do that, she has to sneak out of the house at night.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03And I'm thinking, "How is she getting away with that?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07"Every time I try and sneak out late at night, I always get caught!"

0:02:07 > 0:02:10TENSE MILITARY MUSIC

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Go to bed, Lauren.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Go to bed, Lauren!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Go to bed, Lauren! - Why don't you go to bed!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34And shave your legs!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36The thing I like most about Harriet's Army, though,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38is actually Harriet herself,

0:02:38 > 0:02:42cos she is like...like a World War I Beyonce or something.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43She is fierce.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47You, find Jimmy Cruickshank, tell him to get the army to the ruins.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49What? We're not allowed to leave our post.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Just do it.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52All you lot to pick on one little kid?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I know who you are.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'll set my army on you.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00All the good boys and girls playing together with Harriet's daddy.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07And do you know what?

0:03:07 > 0:03:12I actually think me and Harriet are very similar people.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I mean, I-I never grew up in wartime Britain

0:03:14 > 0:03:16and I don't have an army.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17I've never caught a spy either

0:03:17 > 0:03:21and I've never nicked any vegetables from a vegetable plot.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Also, I don't have a brother, nor do I have red hair.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26And my name's not Harriet either...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28That's right, Lauren, exactly the same.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:03:29 > 0:03:32If you want to see more of the real Harriet, then you're in luck.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Here's another chance to see Blue Peter's Barney Harwood

0:03:36 > 0:03:38working behind the scenes.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42'There are over 80 cast and crew working on Harriet's Army,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45'which means I've got a very important job to do.'

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I'm here to serve lunch,

0:03:47 > 0:03:48but not just any old lunch.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh, no, I'm here to serve these troops the same food

0:03:53 > 0:03:55that kept the British Army marching

0:03:55 > 0:03:56in World War I.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02'But before I can serve anything,

0:04:02 > 0:04:06'I need to find out what food was eaten in the First World War.'

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Bryce, it smells amazing in here.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- How are you?- Hi, Barney.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- What's that?- We've got some Maconochie here.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15OK, Maconochie I've never heard of before, but I know I'm here today

0:04:15 > 0:04:18to talk to you about food that would have been served in World War I,

0:04:18 > 0:04:19- so they had stew?- Absolutely.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22If you look at the ingredients there, we've got a bit of beef...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Yeah.- ..we've got potatoes, we've got carrots.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28But that would have all come in a tin and be quite fatty,

0:04:28 > 0:04:29quite grizzly.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32OK, so it wasn't tremendously popular with a lot of the men.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36But it looks really inviting. Is that the kind of thing that I could try?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37You're braver than I am.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It wasn't tremendously popular, like I mentioned.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40What do you make of it?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43It takes a while to chew. It's very salty.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Yeah, yeah.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Bit fatty, bit salty.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Bit gristly.- Yeah.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49It's that bad.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50I recognise the middle bowl,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52cos my grandma still cooks with this stuff to this day.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's called corned beef.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Yeah, bully beef.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Lawrence of Arabia, who you've probably heard of...- I have.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59..said that bully beef, corned beef,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02was more important in the history of warfare

0:05:02 > 0:05:06than the invention of gunpowder, because if you've got tinned beef,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08you can keep people in the field for longer.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Elliot, how are you doing? - I'm not bad, how are you?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- You're playing Thomas.- Yes, I am.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13And action!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16My character is quite new to the area.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18When he meets the character Harriet,

0:05:18 > 0:05:20he just takes off.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22He starts having a good time and starts enjoying it.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25So just an idea of the kind of food you like to eat.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I love a good pizza.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Pizza?- Yeah, with lots and lots of meat on.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yeah...

0:05:31 > 0:05:33'Fast food isn't quite what I have in mind,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35'but this 80-strong army will be getting something

0:05:35 > 0:05:37'to keep them in character.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40'I just hope they like my menu.'

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, we've all heard how popular Maconochie was in the field,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44it wasn't very popular at all,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47but this one, which has been lovingly made by Kevin,

0:05:47 > 0:05:50hopefully will keep the soldiers marching on set very happily

0:05:50 > 0:05:51for the next few scenes.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54OK, roll up and get your... Is that what you say, "Roll up"?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Come and get your Maconochie.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Just like Mum used to make.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59This looks nice.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Can I have some Maconochie, please? - Of course you can, dear sir, yes.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08What do you think about the Maconochie, is it nice?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09I think it's a definite success.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Do you know, I'm really pleased with today.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13That's 80 people, cast and crew, fed and watered,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15and the Maconochie went down really well too,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17so I think my work here is done.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Home time.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Not so fast!- What's that?- Pots aren't going to wash themselves.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34In The Sparticle Mystery... Oh, what's the mystery?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'm going to say now what the mystery is.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39..every single person in the world above the age of 15

0:06:39 > 0:06:41disappears, they've just gone.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I have a few questions. No adults, sounds fun,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46but when they need to go to the hospital, no doctors.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50"Anyone here a qualified medical professional?" "No, I'm 12."

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hi, guys, got any anaesthetic?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Er, not on me.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE YELPS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Out of all the characters on the show,

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- I did notice this guy.- How do you know about the quantum nexus?

0:07:02 > 0:07:03He looks familiar.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05YELPING AND CHUCKLING

0:07:05 > 0:07:06I just can't place him.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09It's lovely having visitors round here, you know.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Otherwise I'm just stuck with old yonk-sack all the time.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- It's not pleasant. - Oh, thanks, Hacker!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Dunno.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Reese, I'm going! Reese!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20SHE SCREAMS

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Leave me alone!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm not moving!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24I'm not moving!

0:07:24 > 0:07:28I want to see them again!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I've been thinking about the first thing I'd do

0:07:31 > 0:07:33if there were suddenly no adults.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'd probably go to a restaurant, get some food.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37No adults, let's celebrate. But there's no waiters.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40They've disappeared as well, so I'm going to have to tell the chef

0:07:40 > 0:07:42what I'd like to eat, but there's no chef either.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44So now I'm in the kitchen making food.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I give the food to the waiter, who's me.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47I take it to the table that I'm sitting at.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I sit down. "Thanks."

0:07:49 > 0:07:51"That's OK." Food's a bit burnt,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53after all that. I'll make a complaint.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Chef's not happy, who's me.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57End of the world is stressful. Can we get the adults back?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Got to eat it now, hungry.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00How did I burn bread?

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Good.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hey, get a "Ludus" this!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10A load of...

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Like a "Ludus"... Like a load of...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14It doesn't really work.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Am I shiny, though?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You've got to tell me if I'm shiny, seriously.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Oh!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Hi, I'm Ludus.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24The Earth twerps are now flying to the Levels of Ludus

0:08:24 > 0:08:28to play my game and rescue their loved ones.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Do you know what? I would love to go on Ludus, right.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34I'm quite good at puzzles and I love space.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's the perfect recipe for a great game show.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Why wouldn't I want to go on it?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Well, I'll tell you why - one small, furry problem.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- COMPUTER:- 'Let's fly to level two.'

0:08:44 > 0:08:46There's a monkey...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50MONKEY GRUNTS ..driving a space ship,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52and I'm a nervous flyer.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I mean, who is letting him do that?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Has he got his pilot's licence, or...?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59JET ENGINE ROARS

0:08:59 > 0:09:00PING!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03'Ladies and gentlemen, we've turned on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign

0:09:03 > 0:09:05'as we're about to experience some turbulence.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09'Our captain would like to say a few words to reassure you

0:09:09 > 0:09:10'that this is perfectly normal.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12'Captain.'

0:09:12 > 0:09:13MONKEY CHATTERS AND GIBBERS

0:09:16 > 0:09:17PING!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22So I like Ludus, right. I think he's a nice guy.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26You will be stranded here in the Levels of Ludus

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- for ever!- Kind of.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32And I was thinking about inviting him to Earth for a nice, you know,

0:09:32 > 0:09:34a nice Earth day out, yeah.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36The only problem is...his head.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Gets in the way of stuff, you know?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I thought we could go out on a nice little bike ride.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Yeah, trip out into the country.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44HOOTER Wrong head!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Can't get a helmet on it. Dangerous.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48What about a nice little bit of shopping, eh?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yeah, everyone likes a little shop.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52HOOTER Wrong head!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Can't get a jumper over it.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58I know, what about a nice trip to the cinema, yeah? Have a bit of popcorn,

0:09:58 > 0:09:59see a nice film...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02HOOTER Wrong head!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04No-one else can see the nice film!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I mean, you just can't take him anywhere.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Ah, well, I'm just glad none of my body parts are oversized.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Anyway, off to the swimming pool.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15SHE GROANS Excuse me. Sorry.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Watch...

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- That Ludus guy is "Ludu-crous." - HE GIGGLES INSANELY

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Wasn't that funny?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24But at least the comedy can't get any worse than that!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Or can it?- 'What you thinking, pet?'

0:10:26 > 0:10:28"My name's Fluffy, I'm lying on the carpet.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30"My name's Fluffy, I'm lying on the carpet.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33"My name's Fluffy, I'm lying on the carpet, I'm watching CBBC."

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Doesn't rhyme, that, at the end.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40"Ah, Horrible Histories. Just brilliant television.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41"Best watched with your head

0:10:41 > 0:10:44"flat against the screen of the television.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46"Lick it, almost."

0:10:46 > 0:10:48"Yes, a little fact for you.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51"I'm actually the same colour as CBBC.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53"Green, innit? Interesting, that.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55"Another fact is that budgies

0:10:55 > 0:10:57"are actually related to massive sea eagles.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59"Imagine that!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01"We're not! We're not related!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04"It was a little joke for yers!"

0:11:04 > 0:11:07If you have a dog that digs The Dumping Ground,

0:11:07 > 0:11:11then go to the website and search "pet", P-E-T.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14OK, sit down and strap in,

0:11:14 > 0:11:18because it's time to check out some of CBBC's best bits!

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Driver!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Can you slow down, I'm feeling a bit queasy?

0:11:22 > 0:11:23# What will the 12th Doctor be like?

0:11:23 > 0:11:24# Garibaldi?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27# All we know is that he'll look a lot like Peter Capaldi. #

0:11:27 > 0:11:29He's fun.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32He's funny, but he likes people to get on with their work,

0:11:32 > 0:11:34he's quite impatient with people,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37but he's fun. But he is mysterious.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43Mmmmmmmm!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Bottoms! - Trust you to like the bottoms one!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49OK, Dr James, you've got 30 seconds to try and keep a straight face.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Then let's play!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54"Oh, hello!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56"Oh, hello, Dr Ellie, haven't you got lovely hair?"

0:11:56 > 0:11:58"I'm Dr Ella. I'm in love with Dr Brain.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01"I want to grow up and get married and have his children."

0:12:01 > 0:12:04KLAXON He's gone! He hardly lasted at all!

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Dodge!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Don't know where the Dodge is!

0:12:07 > 0:12:08No, no, no.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11No, OK. The exploding thing was very clear.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13It was in bold text and everything.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Dodge! Dodge! I'm just going to take a step back.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Not near the boxing glove - I'll go this way.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Argh...!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'd go a little easier on your dad, if I were you.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Why? He's acting like a total lame-oid.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Because he's standing right behind you.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Oh, plums, you say?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Yes!

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Quadruped? No!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Young... Oh.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48As BRA support manager, I'm also responsible for making sure

0:12:48 > 0:12:51that the runway is a safe environment for people to work in.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hold on a minute!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Who left these stairs by this big metal bird?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hoo-hoo!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59They could have caused an accident. GIRL SCREAMS

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Miss Layfield, we know you're in there.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I think they know I'm in here.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05BANGING ON DOOR

0:13:05 > 0:13:07You've got three seconds to open this door

0:13:07 > 0:13:09or else we're coming in.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Three...

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Two...

0:13:12 > 0:13:13One...

0:13:13 > 0:13:14CRASHING

0:13:16 > 0:13:18She's not here, guv.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I told you it was number 37.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21DOOR SLAMS AND SHE EXHALES

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Phew, they've gone.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26OK, Next Step gossip.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31I can exclusively reveal that in the next episodes of The Next Step,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Emily might...

0:13:34 > 0:13:35I know, I can't believe it!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37And also...

0:13:37 > 0:13:40And there you have it, more CBBC than you can shake a stick at.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43If you missed any of your favourite shows this week, never fear,

0:13:43 > 0:13:46cos we'll be back next weekend to save the day.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Plus there's always CBBC iPlayer in the meanwhiles.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Hey, stop that bus!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52How am I going to get home now?!