0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Whoops I Missed The Bus!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Prepare to witness a whole week of CBBC,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11shaken up, stirred about and squirted straight back at you.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Can anyone tell me what is going on here?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18It was a clue! I'm in the character!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21What's been making you livid?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Yonko's terrible dance moves.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Cheeky. And what's up with Ed Petrie?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Go away. Oh! How did you do that?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Don't know the answer to any of those questions? We're in luck.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Our resident video bloggers Lauren and Myles have all the CBBC gossip
0:00:37 > 0:00:40and they are desperate to spill the beans.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44If you want the lowdown on CBBC, you have come to the right place.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Take it easy round the bend, Driver.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51If vlogging be the food of love,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55then keep...talking. Here's Myles!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Marrying Mum And Dad is a show
0:00:56 > 0:00:59where you organise your mum and dad's wedding. I did that,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02but I didn't mean specifically you. You're not organising the wedding.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Unless you've been on the show.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Don't be getting worried thinking, "I've got to organise a wedding?!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11"Just watching CBBC and now I've got a wedding on my hands."
0:01:11 > 0:01:15The girls' ideas mean this will be a wedding like no other.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19One wedding is underwater, which is fun. But what about the cake?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22A floating wedding cake, all mashed up in the water.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Help yourself to some wedding cake, it's floating all round you.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28There's some. It's delicious, and wet.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- My mum doesn't like getting cold. - It doesn't bother you, then?- No.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Brilliant. Do the wedding in water. A wedding underwater is pretty extreme.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40It did inspire me to make a list of other possible wedding locations.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45Like a volcano. "It'll be nice and hot, I promise you. Maybe too hot.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48"Bring sun cream. Everybody bring sun cream."
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Some other good wedding locations -
0:01:50 > 0:01:53jumping out of a plane? Adds the element of risk to a wedding day.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Trying to put a ring on her hand as you fly through the sky.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01"Do you take this man as your husband?" "Yes, sure. Aagh!"
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Just hoping somewhere along the way that you got married. Where else?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Space? A wedding in space.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11"You may now kiss. Don't take your helmets off, though. Too late."
0:02:11 > 0:02:13"OK. Back to Earth."
0:02:13 > 0:02:15So now you are going to travel in style
0:02:15 > 0:02:19across the ocean to the wedding of your dreams.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22"Transport is important, I agree.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24"But I was thinking of maybe just walking there.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28"I would have got you a car for the most special day in your life,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30"but I did have to rent a volcano,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32"and volcanoes aren't that cheap to rent.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34"I did get you some trainers though."
0:02:34 > 0:02:37A beautiful white wedding dress, trainers.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39"Not many people can pull that look off, Mum."
0:02:39 > 0:02:42"Probably shouldn't have worn white if we're going in a volcano.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47"Don't worry, backup plan, we're going in the sky. Your parachutes."
0:02:47 > 0:02:49To see more Marrying Mum And Dad,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51stick around for a behind-the-scenes special.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55But now it's time to find out what's been making you livid.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59What makes me livid is that Hacker!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Hacker keeps on talking about meat paste
0:03:02 > 0:03:05and he says that he's awesome at his show.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Well, he's not!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Everyone knows that brand-new, hilarious,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11and better-than-ever-before Hacker Time, series four,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13is coming up in a couple of minutes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I don't think they need you banging on about it
0:03:15 > 0:03:17every waking minute of every single day.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22They're always repeating the shows again and again.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Livid.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31The thing that makes me livid on CBBC see is Yonko's terrible dance moves.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35# Come and get your love. #
0:03:35 > 0:03:37He needs to get some talent.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41What's wrong with my dance moves, eh? I'm livid myself now.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Anyhow, who wants to go behind the scenes of Marrying Mum And Dad?
0:03:45 > 0:03:51I do. Do you get it? That's what they say at weddings, isn't it?
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Very important. You can't have a wedding without flowers. Atchoo!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Or hay fever.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04This is proper behind-the-scenes. We're hiding all this away.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Have a look at this.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09This looks a bit of a mess as well, but it will look great.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12We're having a Spanish wedding. This is very important.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17The Marrying Mum And Dad bin.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Very underrated bins.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22How many weddings have you been to where there wasn't a bin? Exactly.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I wonder if Dodge is in there. Dodge, are you in there?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28While Ed is showing you the bin,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31the girls are putting the final touches to their decorations.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- On TV, you just see... - Everything is shortened.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Yes, and you have to actually do a lot more.- It is really exciting.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43We're planning everything.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46The venue is almost ready for a wedding.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50There is loads going on, everybody is pitching in, but where's Ed?
0:04:50 > 0:04:58Classy threads. Rocking venue. Let's get this wedding started! Arriba!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Guests. Need guests. I knew there was something.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10One thing we can't bring is the Spanish weather.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14The bid day must go on regardless.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Hey! We're on the way!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Everyone is set. It is time for a wedding.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Do you, Linda, take Anthony to be your husband?- I do.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Do you, Anthony, take Linda to be your wife?- I do.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36It is with the greatest pleasure
0:05:36 > 0:05:39that I know pronounce you husband and wife.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Now that the soppy stuff is over, we can have a big party.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48You can open your eyes now cos it's the Spanish Street Party Fiesta!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52MUSIC: "Bamboleo" by the Gypsy Kings
0:05:54 > 0:05:58'Top dancing, girls. And the guitar player is pretty good too!'
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's almost the end of the summer holidays - boo! -
0:06:09 > 0:06:12and you may be running out of things to do,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14so I thought I'd review a CBBC game.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18This one is All At Breakfast, where you get the All At Sea characters
0:06:18 > 0:06:21to run around a bed-and-breakfast serving customers.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Hang on a second, is that...? It is!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's Will Smith! That is Will Smith!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36One of the things I found really funny about this game is
0:06:36 > 0:06:38when Ben delivers the food.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41He sets it down in front of the customer
0:06:41 > 0:06:44and he ends up lurking behind them.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48It's a bit off-putting, trying to tuck into your breakfast
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and there's someone just stood there hovering.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54It's a bit weird... You all right?
0:06:54 > 0:06:59The best thing about this game is the way that the customers eat.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04I've never seen such a bunch of pigs. Look at them. Shovelling it back.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Didn't their mum and dad ever tell them how to use a knife and fork?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Imagine doing that in a posh restaurant!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20So that's the All At Breakfast game. It is well addictive.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25My highest score is around the 8,000 mark, don't want to boast, but...
0:07:25 > 0:07:30What?! 7 million?! Unbelievable.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40The Dog Ate My Homework is a quiz show.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43It's like I was going to break into a rap. The dog ate my homework...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Never going to do that again.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48The Dog Ate My Homework is a quiz show, not dogs having papery snacks.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51The dog ate my homework is an odd phrase.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54One day, somebody will go into class without having their homework
0:07:54 > 0:07:55and their dog has genuinely eaten it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59"Where is your homework, Timmy?" "I'm really sorry, but my dog..."
0:07:59 > 0:08:01And just outside the window, the dog is standing there...
0:08:01 > 0:08:07"My dad... My dad ate my homework!" "Your dad ate your homework?" "Yes!"
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Back to the show. The Dog Ate My Homework is a different sort of show.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14There is a character called Mr Smash, who is a bit strange.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16And by a bit strange, I mean he just growls at everything.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Doesn't actually say anything, just a growl here and there.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Rarrrr!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24"What's Myles doing?" "Dancing."
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Is this dancing, or is this just an energetic wave? Hello.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29School disco. I don't get that bit.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32School disco!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34MUSIC: "We No Speak Americano" by Yolanda Be Cool
0:08:39 > 0:08:43They all just break into dance in the middle of the show.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Problem is, school discos don't tend to happen in the middle of lessons.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You're in science class, "Welcome to science class,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52"today, we'll be learning about science." "Really?"
0:08:52 > 0:08:55"Everybody start to dance! Mind the Bunsen burners."
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It doesn't happen. A Dog Ate My Homework -
0:08:57 > 0:09:01no dogs ate your actual homework, inaccurate school discos.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I think they can make it up in the second series.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Iain, the host, is very funny. But maybe get a dog.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Don't worry about him learning lines. Look at Hacker, he's pretty good.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- What's your word, Jack? - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16In another part of the show, the audience give Iain words
0:09:16 > 0:09:19rand the teams have to work that into a homework excuse.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24I had some apricots, and they were Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25That's how I would describe them.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30- If you say it loud enough, it almost sounds precocious.- Ohh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31I was pretty good in school.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34There was only one time I made an excuse for not handing in homework.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37"Where's your homework?" "I know this is going to sound very silly,
0:09:37 > 0:09:42"and I know it's the name of a CBBC programme, but my dog ate..."
0:09:42 > 0:09:44The dog is by the window...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47"My dad ate it!" "Your dad ate your homework?"
0:09:47 > 0:09:49"Yeah! Yeah... OK, it was my dog!"
0:09:49 > 0:09:51"OK, yes, a lot of people have had that problem.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54"The dog outside the window has been eating everyone's homework.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56"Don't worry about it. Sit down." "OK, cool."
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The Dog Ate My Homework?! That's a good one!
0:09:59 > 0:10:05Next you'll be saying that my dog watches CBBC. Pull the other one!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09"I will not watch Blue Peter! I will not. Not, not, not.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13"There's another dog on there that's not me! Why should I watch it?!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17"You can't make me. I won't. Don't make me watch it."
0:10:17 > 0:10:23"I love it! It's just super. I'm smitten like a kitten.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26"Oh! I did a funny! Yes!"
0:10:26 > 0:10:32"And those Scooby snacks, they are real, right? I want them!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36"I want them now! I need them! I must have them!"
0:10:36 > 0:10:39"You do realise you're trying to film me watching
0:10:39 > 0:10:41"Whoops I Missed The Bus?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45"Well, you could have picked a better show. It's just not happening."
0:10:45 > 0:10:49If your pet goes bonkers for Blue Peter or any other CBBC show,
0:10:49 > 0:10:53go to the website and search "pet" to get them on the telly.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56OK. Stop what you're doing and pay attention.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59If you are already paying attention, then...open your eyes a bit wider.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03It's time for some of our bestest bits.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07TRIES TO SPEAK FRENCH
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Do you make cakes?- Yes.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Could you make one that looks like the Eiffel Tower?- Yes.- Really?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- We need it for a wedding in a couple of weeks.- OK, that's all right.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Je t'aime, monsieur! Je t'aime!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Naomi Wilkinson...- Yeah?- Will you...?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Naomi Wilkinson, will you...?
0:11:28 > 0:11:34- Naomi Wilkinson, will you... give me some advice?- What?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I want to ask the jam lady to marry me.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, no, no, no. Certainly not,
0:11:39 > 0:11:44you grubby little mutt! You'll get fur in my jams.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Tenpin bowling.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Get off my desk! Get off my desk!
0:11:59 > 0:12:04I'm looking for a nice man. Cos I'm a nice woman.
0:12:06 > 0:12:12Hello, Mrs T Dog. I am David. I would love to take you out on a date.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15A little bit about myself. I love to buff.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19There's nothing I would rather do than buff.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oh, come on, Naomi.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32For someone with a serious phobia, like me,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35the first few minutes are truly terrifying.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38HE SINGS
0:12:44 > 0:12:49I've run out of lyrics, Karim! By jingo, I need more lyrics!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Sounds like a doggy download to me!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Oh!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- It looked better in rehearsal. - E-mail at...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Music was the only class, he was allowed in
0:13:02 > 0:13:06and this was taught by someone who changed his life forever, Tim Smith.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Dizzee actually thanked you on his first album. How did that feel?
0:13:11 > 0:13:16I was gobsmacked. I felt so humbled that he would thank me for...
0:13:16 > 0:13:21I think the expression was keeping the faith, even when times got grim.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26He's going to try and walk. There he goes. He's down. But he's not out.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Get up! Get up!- You tell him. - Come on, get up.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43He's nearly there. He's done it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47This week, I'm going to share my Next Step information so quickly
0:13:47 > 0:13:50that nobody's going to be able to stop me. Here we go.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54The big news is that the first episode will air on September 10th.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I said the 10th of September!
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Hello? Anyone going to cut me off or...?
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Right. Then I might as well tell you that...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18And that is how we roll.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Another week of CBBC squeezed like a sardine into the tin of TV delights.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25We'll be back next weekend, but if you can't wait until then,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28check out CBBC iPlayer. Now, has anybody seen a bus?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Argh!