0:00:03 > 0:00:05This is Whoops I Missed The Bus!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Get ready for an entire week of CBBC shrink wrapped
0:00:08 > 0:00:12and vacuum-packed for your very eyeballs!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15So did you miss any of this?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:00:21 > 0:00:23What's this guy's problem?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And I shall devour them all!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And what has Dodge done now?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I forgot about Dave Lime.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32BLENDER WHIRRS
0:00:32 > 0:00:35If that's got your attention then stick around
0:00:35 > 0:00:37because our video bloggers Lauren and Myles
0:00:37 > 0:00:40have been watching CBBC morning, noon and night,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and they're here to give you the verdict.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I've seen so much CBBC it hurts!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Right, settle down, class, settle down!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's time for our first teacher...
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I mean, vlogger, sorry. It's Lauren!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01'If you've ever wondered what secondary school's like,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04'here's your chance to find out.'
0:01:04 > 0:01:06So this is Our School,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09and it's something that CBBC have never done before.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Basically, they've rigged up loads of cameras so that we at home can see
0:01:13 > 0:01:17everything that goes on when you go from Year Six into Year Seven,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20so I really like this show, it's a really cool idea.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24But it must be a bit weird having cameras watching you all day long.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Like, what if you get caught doing something you shouldn't?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm just glad that no cameras were filming me when I was in Year Seven.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- BELL RINGS - '3, A, X from 11,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35'W, X squared Y,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'and it's also part of the second term.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'Terms that do not have a sign list in front of them
0:01:40 > 0:01:42'are understood to be positive.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45'Below are several examples that are not expressions.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48X + .Y. This statement...'
0:01:48 > 0:01:52One of the big concerns that you have when you're leaving Year Six is that
0:01:52 > 0:01:55you're going to lose all your best friends.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I think I'll feel really scared, quite self-conscious,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and worry a bit, cos I won't be with my friends.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03But do you know what?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07I am happy to report that one of my best friends today is my mate Kim,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10and we've been best friends ever since primary school.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Ah, I remember our Year Six Prom.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Me and Kim were the coolest kids that night.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I mean, we looked fierce!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24What's that? Photo from the night?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Er, no, er, no, just,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I dropped my camera down the toilet.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Yeah, waterlogged, actually, yeah. No photos.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No photos from that night.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39But the main worry I had about going to secondary school was the uniform!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Like it?- Wow. - That looks good.- That looks good.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44That's very good, turn around.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46When I was starting in Year Seven,
0:02:46 > 0:02:51I was roughly the size of a garden gnome, and now I'm...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52roughly the size of a garden gnome.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57And the problem was my mum bought me, like, the world's largest blazer.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01And the problem with that was that I didn't grow into it for years!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I literally spent, like, five years not being able to do,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07like, everyday normal stuff like drinking a bottle of water!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11People were starting to wonder whether I was a human or a seal!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14See? Useless.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Go on, then, laugh it up, yeah...
0:03:17 > 0:03:18So embarrassing.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- NARRATOR LAUGHS - Oh, nice photo, Lozza!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, don't know why I'm laughing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You want to see my school photos.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26They used to make me LIVID! Speaking of which,
0:03:26 > 0:03:31what's been making you LIVID about CBBC this week?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35The Worst Year of My Life Again, the series has ended. I'm LIVID!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Never, ever trust a tap on April Fools Day, Alex.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Someone will have rigged it.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Someone will have rigged it, and that was me!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I rigged the water fountain!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46What?!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51CBBC finishes at seven, and sometimes I don't get home
0:03:51 > 0:03:54till after seven when I'm doing activities,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and it makes me LIVID!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is that on Pop Slam,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05they have cardboard cut outs of the superstars.
0:04:05 > 0:04:11I mean, why can't they just try at least to have the real pop stars?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, no way, it's One Direction!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15SHE SCREAMS
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Ooh, what an angry lot!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Send us your vids to the usual address
0:04:18 > 0:04:21and your lividness could appear right here very soon!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Now it's time to see what happened when Dodge met Mary Berry!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27And believe me, it's not good!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32On your marks, get set, bake.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Hello, Dodge.- Oh, hi! - How are you feeling? All right?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Slightly damp. Very hungry.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, you're on the right show for that.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- So, what are you doing for us today? - I'm going to make Flan a la Dodge!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- So, Dodgy Flan?- Flan a la Dodge!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Everyone from the CBBC office has given me the ingredients.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02What, like flour and egg, butter, sugar?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- No, Hacker gave me this old jar of meat paste.- Mm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- The Jam Lady gave me this jar of green jam.- Yeah.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10And Dave Olives gave me...
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Olives?- No, I think he's got a pet rabbit. Yeuch!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Anyway, look, I brought the freshest, finest ingredients
0:05:18 > 0:05:20all the way from down the bins.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, look at that, how cute!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You've brought your own little mascot for moral support.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- There he is, look at him. - Oh, yeah! I forgot about Dave Lime!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29BLENDER WHIRRS
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ah, smells amazing!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41OK, guys, you've got two minutes left!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'd better get decorating! Ha-ha!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK, bakers, that's it, your time is up!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Please step away from your benches.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'This is the last time they will face James and Mary.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15'Now their cakes will be judged on their ideas, presentation and taste.'
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I have to be honest with you, Dodge.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20It's a bit rubbish.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Aww, thanks, you're too kind.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24As I suspected.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25A soggy bottom.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Yeah, sorry, Yonko made me a curry last night. Heh-heh.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32'Dodge's flan may look rubbish,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35'but what will James and Mary make of its flavours?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38'Grotty garbage or baking brilliance?'
0:06:42 > 0:06:43I have to say, Dodge...
0:06:46 > 0:06:47..it isn't a flan.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- It is a triumph! It's delicious!- Well done.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55So, the winner of Junior Bake-Off is...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58..Dodge T Dog!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Yeah!- Well done, old boy! - Aww, thanks!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- The new Bake Off champion!- Yeah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I'm very pleased to...
0:07:05 > 0:07:06JAMES BURPS
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Eurgh, gross.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Eurgh, to, to win this trophy, and...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12BELLIES RUMBLE
0:07:12 > 0:07:13AARON BREAKS WIND
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Oh, no. And, er, although I richly deserve it,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20you have all been food poisoned!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Er, right, that's it, I'm out of here.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's been an honour and a privilege for you!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I am Dodge T Dog, Junior Bake Off champion!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, good night.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yesterday, I sat down to eat my breakfast whilst watching
0:07:37 > 0:07:39an episode of Wizards vs Aliens.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41GUNGE SPLOSHES
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'll leave that. Leave that till later.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48So Wizards vs Aliens is basically about
0:07:48 > 0:07:50the ongoing battle between the Nekross...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Launch the Tracker Bots!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53..they're the aliens, and the wizards.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55HE YELLS SPELL
0:07:56 > 0:07:59They're the wizards. I'm watching it going,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01"Guys, let's not fight. Let's be friends."
0:08:01 > 0:08:06I shall come and I shall devour them all!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10All right, yeah, sure, maybe not.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11If you like Doctor Who,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15then I think you'll also really like Wizards vs Aliens as well.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23He likes it. The show's got everything.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26It's got wizards, it's got aliens, it's got wizards again.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Not everything, that's two things, close to everything.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Wizards vs Aliens is a great combo.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Some other great combos, Wizards vs A Lion.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Wizards vs Alan,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39just a man called Alan. Who's better?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Lizards vs Aliens.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Blizzards vs Aliens, just the aliens doing a weather report.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Wizards vs Aliens?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49That sounds good, do that one. That one sounds like an actual show.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I did notice one of the aliens looks like a weird, massive,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54speaking Yorkshire pudding with a face.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59And now we shall feast as never before.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I have a plan.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Two eyes and a mouth, King of the Nekross.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07That's put me off, actually.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Good, now I'll finish my bowl of cereal.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Have no fear,
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I am ever scrupulous in harvesting its refined juice.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, OK, yeah, and that's happened again.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I'm just going to move onto lunch now, you can have that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29LAUREN: 'Marrying Mum And Dad,
0:09:29 > 0:09:34where the kids get to organise their parents' wedding!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35It's funny, actually,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38cos I actually organised my parents' wedding, yeah...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It was a nightmare.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I chose the theme "bins."
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Mum was furious! Ooh, yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Walking down the aisle in a bin bag, leftover pizza crust for dinner,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51and as for the entertainment?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Well, we just watched two scabby rats have a dance off.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Dad loved it!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So, as you know, in this show, the kids have to organise
0:10:01 > 0:10:04the transport for their parents to get to the wedding.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Forget posh cars, forget limousines, forget horse and carriages.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Actually, keep the horse, stick a hump on it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- How are they going to get there? - Erm, camels.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Camels!- Camels.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Camels.- We need a camel shop.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23'A camel shop?! Do they even exist?!''
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Yeah, there's one down the road!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And if you buy two you get a free pack of wet wipes.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32That was in the eye that time, Humphrey!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34So, the kids in Marrying Mum And Dad
0:10:34 > 0:10:37are, like, ridiculously good at organising weddings.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- What we want is we want really heavy embroidering at the top.- Oh, right.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Although we don't want it looking like...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Yeah, but we don't want it looking like fire.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48'Looking like fire?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50'Always a good idea not to have a wedding dress
0:10:50 > 0:10:52'that looks like it's ablaze!'
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'd be rubbish! I'm so, so forgetful!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'd probably, like, forget to pick up the cake,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I'd probably forget to bring the rings. In fact...
0:11:01 > 0:11:02We are gathered here today
0:11:02 > 0:11:04to celebrate the wedding of John and Sheila.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08But unfortunately they're nowhere to be seen.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I assume the person who organised this remembered
0:11:10 > 0:11:12to invite the actual bride and groom!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14SHE LAUGHS
0:11:21 > 0:11:23From Marrying Mum And Dad to The Dumping Ground,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27I know some pets who love a bit of CBBC!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28It's this lot!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34'You want me to watch CBBC? Course I will! I'm watching ya!
0:11:34 > 0:11:40'Placed your fingers on the lens! I don't know why I bother!'
0:11:40 > 0:11:42'What am I meant to do, then?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45'Watch the telly for Whoops I Missed The Bus?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49'But I'm a dog! I don't watch telly, don't you get it?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51'You're crazy, man!'
0:11:51 > 0:11:56'Dogs on the telly? Come off it! What next?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58'Talking dogs on the telly?!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01'Gone crackers, modern society!
0:12:01 > 0:12:05'Completely crackers, I tell you!'
0:12:05 > 0:12:08'Bear Behaving Badly?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11'This show's almost as old as me,
0:12:11 > 0:12:15'and I'm 109 years old!'
0:12:15 > 0:12:17If you want your pet to have their moment of fame
0:12:17 > 0:12:22then go to the website and search "Pet" for all the details.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26OK, who's got two minutes and some highlights?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28This guy!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Settle down and prepare to give your eyeballs a treat,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34because it's time for some of our best bits, baby.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36It's going so fast around the corners,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38the tyres are going, "E-e-e-rgh!"
0:12:39 > 0:12:42'This daredevil has even got time to throw in a few cool skids
0:12:42 > 0:12:44'for good measure.'
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Hooray! Look, it's been designed by Francesca, and I love it, look!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- How cool is this?!- It's the real thing!- It's genuine!- Woo-hoo!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I really do hope my mum won't embarrass me
0:12:57 > 0:13:00when I get to the, erm, school tomorrow because as soon as
0:13:00 > 0:13:04I get out of the car she'll probably either try to hug me or kiss me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07As you're the guest of honour, Miss Adolf!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Marvellous.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Wow.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Oh, now that's really raw.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Ah, Vera, I don't think you're the right woman for the job, cocker.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26"VERA" LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I think you're right there, love, I'll see you later.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Here we go, hands up, and I can't get out! I've got stuck! No!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38OK, I'm out of the car, come on, Radzi. Get across quickly, mate!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41OK, so a bit slower than Sam, I think. I've got back in. Arms go up.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Buckle in, seat belt in, done!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46MUSIC: "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- HACKER SINGS ALONG - Hey! Oi!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, girls just want to have fun!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Guys, it's just five days until the new episodes of The Next Step,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59and I've managed to find an exclusive clip.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01This is what we've all been waiting for!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- I had to do this to protect myself. - Protect yourself? Really?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Is that what E Girls do, protect themselves or protect each other?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Why did we even make this group?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Why did we even make E Girls
0:14:12 > 0:14:14if we were all just going to fend for ourselves?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Like, not only did Emily lose her captaincy,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20but now Emily and me lost a friend!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And so did you, you lost too!
0:14:26 > 0:14:31Great Scott, that looked good! But it's all we've got time for.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34We'll be back next weekend to put another week of CBBC under the
0:14:34 > 0:14:39microscope, but if you can't wait till then, check out CBBC iPlayer.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Now, where's me bus? Oh, honestly, it's not funny any more!