Episode 2

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5:10:49 > 5:10:53Whoops, I Missed The Bus, the creme de la creme of CBBC

5:10:53 > 5:10:57whipped up into a TV feast for your very eyes.

5:10:57 > 5:11:00Missed the new episode of Strange Hill High? Never fear!

5:11:00 > 5:11:02CHICKEN CLUCKS AND GIRL GASPS

5:11:02 > 5:11:05How are you feeling now that Stevey B is back?

5:11:05 > 5:11:08Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Amazing!

5:11:08 > 5:11:10And what is Dodge up to?

5:11:10 > 5:11:12- I'm a dog!- We're all dogs!

5:11:12 > 5:11:13Don't ask me what's going on.

5:11:13 > 5:11:18But luckily our resident CBBC video bloggers, Myles and Lauren,

5:11:18 > 5:11:21are on the case and are desperate to give you the lowdown.

5:11:21 > 5:11:24- We won't be holding back.- No way.

5:11:24 > 5:11:27All aboard! Nee-ee-o-ow!

5:11:28 > 5:11:34Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present our first vlogger,

5:11:34 > 5:11:37Myles!

5:11:37 > 5:11:41Strange Hill High is a school where all sorts of wacky things happen.

5:11:41 > 5:11:45I meant wacky as in random. Why are you hitting me?!

5:11:45 > 5:11:47# Be prepared, can't wait for 3.30

5:11:47 > 5:11:48# See you there! #

5:11:48 > 5:11:51So there is a lot of strange things that happen at Strange Hill.

5:11:51 > 5:11:53You've got weird plant things.

5:11:53 > 5:11:55Squidgy, my baby!

5:11:55 > 5:11:56You've got spaceships.

5:11:56 > 5:11:58Flying saucers!

5:11:58 > 5:12:00But forget aliens and weird plants.

5:12:00 > 5:12:04When I was at school I accidentally locked myself in the school toilet...

5:12:04 > 5:12:07for four hours, four, four hours.

5:12:07 > 5:12:09Then the teachers had to remove the door because,

5:12:09 > 5:12:12"We haven't seen Miles in four hours, check the toilets.

5:12:12 > 5:12:14"Miles, you in here?" "Yeah, been in here for four hours."

5:12:14 > 5:12:17"Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm fine, the door was just not opening."

5:12:17 > 5:12:20Two hours in I was thinking about crawling out underneath the

5:12:20 > 5:12:22toilet door but I was wearing a white shirt.

5:12:22 > 5:12:23Which one's more strange -

5:12:23 > 5:12:28Alien invasion of Earth or making a toilet cubicle your new home?

5:12:28 > 5:12:31If aliens do visit, like they do in Strange Hill High...

5:12:31 > 5:12:33Can we please get on with our invasion?

5:12:33 > 5:12:35Fine, let me show you around.

5:12:35 > 5:12:37..I don't know how I'd introduce them to humans, just,

5:12:37 > 5:12:40"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm happy, I'm waving."

5:12:40 > 5:12:43And then they invade Earth because on their planet waving's rude.

5:12:43 > 5:12:45Well done, Mars, you've doomed us all.

5:12:45 > 5:12:48The aliens want to eat Templeton.

5:12:48 > 5:12:50I zoomed in, dramatic.

5:12:50 > 5:12:54"How To Serve Templeton, a cookbook featuring roast Templeton,

5:12:54 > 5:12:56"Templeton pie, bangers and Temp, Tempshire pudding!"

5:12:56 > 5:13:00Templeton, they've come to eat you, and in a very tasty fashion!

5:13:00 > 5:13:02He's my favourite character.

5:13:02 > 5:13:04I think it's the glasses, we could bond over

5:13:04 > 5:13:07seeing the world in slightly less detail than everyone else.

5:13:07 > 5:13:09- What's going on here?- Nothing.

5:13:09 > 5:13:11EXPLOSION

5:13:11 > 5:13:13So that is Strange Hill High.

5:13:13 > 5:13:16If you like wacky things then you might like... No, not again.

5:13:18 > 5:13:21Stuck in a toilet? For four hours?!

5:13:21 > 5:13:23He must have been livid!

5:13:23 > 5:13:26But what makes you livid about CBBC?

5:13:26 > 5:13:27Pray tell us all about it!

5:13:27 > 5:13:31What makes me livid is all of Chris's terrible jokes.

5:13:31 > 5:13:34CHRIS WHIMPERS

5:13:35 > 5:13:41- SQUEAKY VOICE:- Hello, I'm Murphy, and I want to hear the book talk

5:13:41 > 5:13:44because he doesn't talk and it's boring.

5:13:44 > 5:13:46DODGE CHUCKLES He's shy!

5:13:47 > 5:13:52My name's Aisha, and the thing that makes me livid is, erm,

5:13:52 > 5:13:55when Yonko does stupid things.

5:13:55 > 5:13:59Agh! Bank Holiday Benny here and I'm easily frightened!

5:13:59 > 5:14:02All right, calm down, you angry lot! Ooh!

5:14:02 > 5:14:06Now, Dot Com has been dealing with even more lividness

5:14:06 > 5:14:09over in the CBBC post room.

5:14:09 > 5:14:14Ah, another fine day surveying e-mails from the good CBBC viewers.

5:14:14 > 5:14:18Here's one. "Dear CBBC, why do you always insist on

5:14:18 > 5:14:21"making fun of Katie Thistleton's singing?"

5:14:21 > 5:14:23"Dear viewer, I tend to agree with you.

5:14:23 > 5:14:27"She has sung many a tune in the CBBC office to great effect."

5:14:27 > 5:14:31# It's the weekend, don't you know?

5:14:31 > 5:14:33# It's time to put on a show... #

5:14:33 > 5:14:37"I suppose she's a bit off key. I mean, well, quite a lot, actually.

5:14:37 > 5:14:40"I mean, look, let's be honest, it's not great. In fact, it's terrible.

5:14:40 > 5:14:42"There, I've said it! Truly awful!

5:14:42 > 5:14:44"Truly, truly awful!

5:14:44 > 5:14:46"It sounds like a cement mixer

5:14:46 > 5:14:50"or a small child playing a violin on a jet aeroplane on take-off!

5:14:50 > 5:14:55"She must be stopped for all of our sakes! I simply can't take any more!

5:14:55 > 5:14:57"Good day to you!"

5:14:59 > 5:15:01Oi, driver! Stop the bus, will you?

5:15:01 > 5:15:04It's time for a Strange Hill special

5:15:04 > 5:15:06with a furry little mutt called Dodge.

5:15:11 > 5:15:14BELL RINGS

5:15:14 > 5:15:16We have lots in store for you this year.

5:15:16 > 5:15:19Maths, science, a weird teacher, Medieval superheroes,

5:15:19 > 5:15:23and maybe, if there's still time, a nice little bit of certain doom!

5:15:23 > 5:15:26Certain doom is my favourite.

5:15:26 > 5:15:28It's much better than uncertain doom,

5:15:28 > 5:15:30which can hardly be called doom at all.

5:15:30 > 5:15:33I can't believe I'm actually in a Strange Hill High classroom.

5:15:33 > 5:15:36This is so cool.

5:15:36 > 5:15:38That's how I roll, Dodge, so stick with me.

5:15:38 > 5:15:40I'm ice cool. Wah!

5:15:40 > 5:15:42HE CLATTERS TO THE GROUND

5:15:42 > 5:15:43Heh-heh, cool trick, eh?

5:15:43 > 5:15:47I call that my "falling out of chair accidentally on purpose, er,

5:15:47 > 5:15:49"trick thingy." And I nailed it!

5:15:49 > 5:15:52- Wow!- What do you think you're doing?

5:15:52 > 5:15:55- Well, right now, I'm standing here talking to you.- Tight.

5:15:55 > 5:16:00I say, you're one of HIS little friends. I'm not going to like you.

5:16:00 > 5:16:03- Your name!- Dodge.- Dodge what?

5:16:03 > 5:16:05I'm faster than you think, hairy boy.

5:16:05 > 5:16:06I'm Dodge, I'm a dog!

5:16:06 > 5:16:10Of course you are, I'm a dog too, we're all dogs!

5:16:10 > 5:16:13Look at me being a dog! I'm Mitchell and I can play woof-woof!

5:16:19 > 5:16:21My name's Steve Backshall.

5:16:21 > 5:16:23And my name's Lauren Layfield.

5:16:23 > 5:16:27And this is Deadly Pole to Pole.

5:16:27 > 5:16:29And this is my vlog!

5:16:29 > 5:16:31And you're coming with me every step of the way!

5:16:31 > 5:16:34And you're... I mean, you're probably just going to,

5:16:34 > 5:16:37you know, join me for a matter of minutes, really.

5:16:37 > 5:16:38I mean, we're not going to go on, like,

5:16:38 > 5:16:42a massive adventure or anything like that.

5:16:42 > 5:16:44All right, Steve, fine!

5:16:44 > 5:16:46Your life is definitely more deadly than mine!

5:16:47 > 5:16:50That's right, Stevey B is back...

5:16:50 > 5:16:54..and front and his arms and his legs and his feet.

5:16:54 > 5:16:58Why hasn't that man got enough, like, jumpers and socks?

5:16:58 > 5:17:01Steve, mate, you've forgotten to put your anorak on again!

5:17:01 > 5:17:03How many times do I have to tell you?

5:17:03 > 5:17:07Oh, oh, no. How embarrassing.

5:17:07 > 5:17:09Look at my muscles, though.

5:17:10 > 5:17:12I love Deadly Pole to Pole, it is

5:17:12 > 5:17:16one of my favourite shows on CBBC, and the main reason for that is

5:17:16 > 5:17:21because Stevey B always gets so excited when he's finding animals.

5:17:21 > 5:17:26Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Amazing! Wow!

5:17:26 > 5:17:30Like, imagine if we got that excited all of the time?

5:17:30 > 5:17:32Wow!

5:17:32 > 5:17:33Look at it!

5:17:33 > 5:17:34Look at that!

5:17:34 > 5:17:38But the one thing I do not like about Deadly Pole to Pole is

5:17:38 > 5:17:40when Steve does this!

5:17:40 > 5:17:45There she is. Most of what they feed on are lizards, frogs...

5:17:45 > 5:17:47- People?!- ..things like crickets and cockroaches.

5:17:47 > 5:17:50Oh. I mean, still, though, they're horrible.

5:17:50 > 5:17:52In fact, here is a list of...

5:17:58 > 5:18:01'Hang out with Jedward for a whole week without sleep.

5:18:01 > 5:18:03'Accidentally call a teacher Mum.

5:18:03 > 5:18:06'Wash the dishes after a Sunday lunch.

5:18:06 > 5:18:09'Watch paint dry.' No, still wet.

5:18:09 > 5:18:11Listen to my dad's music.

5:18:11 > 5:18:13MUSIC: "Two Hearts" by Phil Collins

5:18:15 > 5:18:18All of those things, and I mean all of those things,

5:18:18 > 5:18:22I would rather do than be handling a spider with Stevey B.

5:18:22 > 5:18:25All of them... What?

5:18:25 > 5:18:29But my favourite creature seen so far on this series of

5:18:29 > 5:18:32Deadly Pole to Pole is by far this.

5:18:32 > 5:18:34With its fluffy grey fur,

5:18:34 > 5:18:37its super sensitive hearing,

5:18:37 > 5:18:40and a weird random man attached to the other end.

5:18:40 > 5:18:46The camera crew's microphone is slightly, slightly,

5:18:46 > 5:18:48just a bit.

5:18:48 > 5:18:51So those are my thoughts on Deadly Pole to Pole.

5:18:51 > 5:18:55Love the show, but maybe Stevey B should just cover it up a bit.

5:19:00 > 5:19:03The Next Step is the worst thing I've ever seen.

5:19:03 > 5:19:04And I can't stop watching it.

5:19:04 > 5:19:07All of the episodes, back-to-back, finished them in a day.

5:19:07 > 5:19:09I skipped lunch and dinner, and I love lunch and dinner.

5:19:12 > 5:19:14They dance a lot, they love it, but I'm watching it going,

5:19:14 > 5:19:16"Are they OK? Is he OK?"

5:19:16 > 5:19:19I don't know if they're in pain or if they're swatting away a fly.

5:19:21 > 5:19:24Emily's group of dancers are called the E Girls.

5:19:24 > 5:19:25Everyone wants to be us,

5:19:25 > 5:19:27and it's a great feeling.

5:19:27 > 5:19:30What does the E stand for, annoying?

5:19:30 > 5:19:31Begins with an A, doesn't it?

5:19:31 > 5:19:34E-nnoying, then. Ooh, hang on, my phone's ringing. Hello?

5:19:34 > 5:19:36Why don't you like The Next Step?!

5:19:36 > 5:19:39And in the E Girls there is a lot of rules. Too many.

5:19:39 > 5:19:42E Girl Rule Number One, you always have another E Girl's back.

5:19:42 > 5:19:44Yeah, it's a rule.

5:19:44 > 5:19:47I thought Rule Number One was be annoying.

5:19:47 > 5:19:50Ohhhhhhh!

5:19:50 > 5:19:52They hang out in a juice bar.

5:19:52 > 5:19:54They just break into dance in the middle of the juice bar.

5:20:00 > 5:20:02Can't be doing that, just popping down the shop,

5:20:02 > 5:20:05break dancing down the fruit aisle knocking things over!

5:20:05 > 5:20:07People are trying to shop around me, it's chaos.

5:20:07 > 5:20:09"Cleanup in Aisle Three and Four,

5:20:09 > 5:20:12"someone did a triple backflip and all the melons are everywhere."

5:20:12 > 5:20:15A guy called Eldon always asks Emily out - a lot.

5:20:15 > 5:20:17My relationship with Emily is pretty simple.

5:20:17 > 5:20:20I really like her, she really doesn't like me.

5:20:20 > 5:20:21And Emily always says no,

5:20:21 > 5:20:23which is completely fine, but he can't leave it.

5:20:23 > 5:20:25Every day, "Emily, d'you want to go out?" "No."

5:20:25 > 5:20:27"Emily, d'you...?" "No!"

5:20:27 > 5:20:28"Emily, d'you...?" "No!"

5:20:28 > 5:20:31"Emily...?" "No! "Em...?" "No!" Just leave it!

5:20:31 > 5:20:34- I mean, I get it. But come on.- Emily should put on a fireworks display.

5:20:34 > 5:20:37Fireworks go up, wow!

5:20:37 > 5:20:39Just spells out, "No.

5:20:39 > 5:20:40"Eldon, stop asking me out."

5:20:40 > 5:20:43All in fireworks, I don't know how she's going to do that.

5:20:43 > 5:20:46That's a lot of them. As well as being dancers at The Next Step,

5:20:46 > 5:20:48some of them are also quite poetic.

5:20:48 > 5:20:51It's like having a pound of cheese just on your spine, and you're

5:20:51 > 5:20:54just like a robot and you can't, you can't move, like, you're restricted.

5:20:54 > 5:20:57Ah, yeah, the feeling of a pound of cheese.

5:20:57 > 5:21:01Pound of cheese on the bottom of the spine. I know it well.

5:21:01 > 5:21:02Oh, that pesky pound of cheese.

5:21:02 > 5:21:07Speaking of cheese, I hear mice love a bit of CBBC, and ducks too.

5:21:08 > 5:21:10Quack-quack!

5:21:10 > 5:21:13Quack! Look at that rug! It's so distracting!

5:21:13 > 5:21:15All I want to do is watch the telly,

5:21:15 > 5:21:18but it's always in the corner of my eye! Quack!

5:21:18 > 5:21:22I think it's watching me! Rug, stop looking at me, rug! Stop it!

5:21:22 > 5:21:25I think that Newsround should do a report about

5:21:25 > 5:21:27how lovely my fish tank is.

5:21:27 > 5:21:30Oh, oh, and I have a tree! Look at how jealous Leah is!

5:21:32 > 5:21:35I'm so going to win this game of musical statues.

5:21:35 > 5:21:37Look at them on TV, they don't stop moving.

5:21:37 > 5:21:41I bet they don't even know the rules! I'm going to win the prize.

5:21:41 > 5:21:43Not you, it's me, cos I'm a good boy, in't I?!

5:21:43 > 5:21:49OK! E-mail in a video of your pet watching CBBC

5:21:49 > 5:21:51and you might see them right here.

5:21:51 > 5:21:55Just get onto the CBBC website and search "Pet." Sorted.

5:21:55 > 5:21:59So this week I've only got one CBBC star on my mind.

5:21:59 > 5:22:03Can you guess who it is, eh? Eh? Look at the wig.

5:22:03 > 5:22:05The Daredevil? Er, no.

5:22:05 > 5:22:09I mean, no, that wasn't what I was getting at but, I mean,

5:22:09 > 5:22:10I can see what you mean.

5:22:10 > 5:22:13Tracy Beaker in her early days?

5:22:13 > 5:22:17I mean, no! Why would I be Tracy Beaker in her early days?!

5:22:17 > 5:22:20I'm Radzi from Blue Peter! Obvious!

5:22:20 > 5:22:24The Radzonator has been on Blue Peter for only six months,

5:22:24 > 5:22:28but already he's managed to pull off some epic sport challenges,

5:22:28 > 5:22:31eg he has hurtled down an ice track faster than

5:22:31 > 5:22:34the speed of light on a skeleton bobsleigh,

5:22:34 > 5:22:37managing to get something stuck in his teeth on the way down.

5:22:37 > 5:22:40Oh, my goodness, my heart is absolutely pounding. Loved that.

5:22:40 > 5:22:43In fact, can we get an action replay on that,

5:22:43 > 5:22:45cos it looks like a bit of carrot?

5:22:45 > 5:22:46Yep, here we go,

5:22:46 > 5:22:52here is the exact moment the carrot baton flies into Radzi's mouth.

5:22:52 > 5:22:56Wait a second, wait a second, there it is!

5:22:57 > 5:23:00And he's done rally car driving where he loved the car

5:23:00 > 5:23:02so much he drove off in it!

5:23:04 > 5:23:08You're on national TV, Radzi, everyone saw you do it.

5:23:08 > 5:23:10Return the car, quick!

5:23:10 > 5:23:12But my favourite Radzi challenge

5:23:12 > 5:23:16has been his open water swim on Lake Windermere.

5:23:16 > 5:23:19Radzi Chinyan... Chingyan... Chimyum...

5:23:19 > 5:23:21Chingyung... Chimya...oh!

5:23:21 > 5:23:26Radzi had to take the plunge in freezing cold water in order

5:23:26 > 5:23:30to complete his training, but don't worry, guys,

5:23:30 > 5:23:32he was well 'ard about it!

5:23:32 > 5:23:35MUSIC: "Macho Man" by the Village People

5:23:40 > 5:23:41What a champ.

5:23:43 > 5:23:49OK, want to see the very best and the very worst of CBBC this week?

5:23:49 > 5:23:51Run the tape, and, er, please, driver,

5:23:51 > 5:23:54let me off the bus, will you?!

5:23:54 > 5:23:57# Coming up next week on CBBC

5:23:57 > 5:24:00# Monday there's dancing in The Next Step... #

5:24:00 > 5:24:03Everyone else knows the moves, why don't you know the moves?

5:24:03 > 5:24:05There's no excuse at this point.

5:24:09 > 5:24:13I can't feel my face, I'm completely frozen solid.

5:24:13 > 5:24:15It is utterly miserable.

5:24:15 > 5:24:18# And of course there is Big Fab Friday

5:24:18 > 5:24:22# With Friday Download and The Slammer... #

5:24:22 > 5:24:26# Be my girl, I'll be your saviour

5:24:26 > 5:24:29# You're my queen, you'll wear the crown, yeah. #

5:24:29 > 5:24:31MUSIC: "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley

5:24:35 > 5:24:39- Are you serious?!- That means you get the pie too, Shannon!

5:24:39 > 5:24:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, sorry, Shannon!

5:24:44 > 5:24:47Get me a turkey sandwich! Extra pickles!

5:24:47 > 5:24:50Actually, don't even bother with the turkey! Or the sandwich!

5:24:50 > 5:24:52Just get me a jar of pickles!

5:24:52 > 5:24:55HE LAUGHS

5:24:55 > 5:24:57Hello?!

5:24:59 > 5:25:01HE LAUGHS

5:25:03 > 5:25:05HE LAUGHS

5:25:07 > 5:25:09I'm sorry, I'm so...!

5:25:10 > 5:25:12The Slammer didn't want me!

5:25:12 > 5:25:15That's all right, cos I don't want the Slammer!

5:25:15 > 5:25:17A-a-agh, my face!

5:25:17 > 5:25:20- I'm so bored!- Tell me about it!

5:25:20 > 5:25:24- Oh, who are we kidding? - Yeah! Urgh!- Yay!

5:25:24 > 5:25:26Ya-a-ay!

5:25:26 > 5:25:30You are now up to the minute on all things CBBC.

5:25:30 > 5:25:33Have a fun filled week and fear not, cos if you missed any of your

5:25:33 > 5:25:38fave telly shows, we'll be here to pick up the pieces next weekend.

5:25:38 > 5:25:41Hang on, what's that noise? Whoops, I've missed the bus!