:00:57. > :01:07.Hallow, you join me live. Look how many people there are in the
:01:08. > :01:14.audience, probably. Just in my bedroom, some pillows. Let's focus
:01:15. > :01:25.is important. The slammer returns. It is a big old talent show. It is
:01:26. > :01:34.great. I hope he does not forget that he is the governor. Every time
:01:35. > :01:38.he says, who the governor? We go through this every episode. Make a
:01:39. > :01:43.note of it. One of the performers plays the recorder and you might be
:01:44. > :01:55.thinking, why is that interesting? Wait for it! That is enough waiting.
:01:56. > :02:01.No, no, no. That is odd. Not the nose. I am thinking, I am enjoying
:02:02. > :02:07.this, the recorder is a beautiful instrument, it is unappreciated. Not
:02:08. > :02:14.the nose. I think it would be better if it was not up the nose, if I am
:02:15. > :02:22.honest. There was an amazing group of dancers who used lights to dance.
:02:23. > :02:34.I want to try and do that. I must do some shapes with the light. I love
:02:35. > :02:39.how everyone on The Slammer is so talented. Mostly everyone! I have
:02:40. > :02:44.been inspired to work on a talent. I have genuinely tried to learn how to
:02:45. > :02:52.juggle. Come with me on my journey through something beautiful. I think
:02:53. > :02:58.I am good enough to swap the juggling balls for ex. Do not expect
:02:59. > :03:08.to see me on The Slammer Returns for a while. Your act is gravity. Who is
:03:09. > :03:17.the governor? You are the governor. Someone get him a name badge. I'd
:03:18. > :03:23.think he'd dropped a ball. What has been making you livid about CBBC?
:03:24. > :03:36.After a year you just stop broadcasting a programme. I am livid
:03:37. > :03:40.about Blue Peter. He has great care and I had the good hair. I am not
:03:41. > :03:54.the one with the good hair any more. It makes me livid. Talking
:03:55. > :04:05.about meat paste when I'm eating my breakfast. Dear viewers, thank you
:04:06. > :04:10.for your comments about CBBC. I would like to offer you a
:04:11. > :04:16.congratulatory handshake. A nice, polite handshake. Not a dreadful
:04:17. > :04:24.high-five that people seem content on doing these days. We will see you
:04:25. > :04:30.next week. Did you pass? I thought that Barney Harwood would such a
:04:31. > :04:34.nice boy. It looks silly. Do they not realise they are on national
:04:35. > :04:46.television? Standards are definitely slipping. I simply cannot take it
:04:47. > :04:54.any more. Next stop, it is behind the scenes on Strange Hill High.
:04:55. > :05:01.Somehow, I managed to bag the job of voicing a character in the new
:05:02. > :05:04.series. The CBBC extra cameras followed me during the production
:05:05. > :05:11.process to see how the show was made. First, the boys. It is time
:05:12. > :05:17.for the recording studio. Over the next few weeks, I recorded all the
:05:18. > :05:20.lines. I cannot believe this is a job. It is so much fun. I did have
:05:21. > :05:32.to use all of my theatrical chaining. -- training. What a pro!
:05:33. > :05:41.It has also sets and weird characters. I asked
:05:42. > :12:04.It has also sets and weird a tour.
:12:05. > :12:19.How have I gone back in time? I know, weird, isn't it? Stop it now!
:12:20. > :12:26.The worst year of My Life was probably when I was about six. There
:12:27. > :12:30.was the time I got so excited I wet myself and had to borrow emergency
:12:31. > :12:40.pants. There was the time I got chosen to be the donkey in the
:12:41. > :12:44.school Nativity. Yes, that is right. All my friends, like Catherine and
:12:45. > :12:47.Nicola and death, they got to beat the lovely Angels in the lovely
:12:48. > :13:04.Angels in their lovely white dresses. -- Steff. I got to be the
:13:05. > :13:10.stinky donkey in the barn. I had this haircut. That's right, Alex
:13:11. > :13:15.King, the worst year in My Life was definitely worse than the worst year
:13:16. > :13:18.in your life. You might have tripped up and had water splashed on you but
:13:19. > :13:26.at least he did not look like the baby chimpanzee. Time for the CBBC
:13:27. > :13:29.best bits.