Episode 4

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1:13:15 > 1:13:18Welcome back to Whoops I Missed The Bus,

1:13:18 > 1:13:20and we've missed you, I tells thee.

1:13:20 > 1:13:25Get ready for 15 minutes of CBBC as you've never seen it before.

1:13:25 > 1:13:29So did you miss any of CBBC Live in NewcastleGateshead?

1:13:29 > 1:13:30Howay, cockers!

1:13:30 > 1:13:33How has Junior Vets been treating you?

1:13:33 > 1:13:36- She is definitely a boy. - I think this is a female.

1:13:36 > 1:13:38And The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

1:13:40 > 1:13:43More like the best 15 minutes of your life. Ha!

1:13:43 > 1:13:47As always, our resident CBBC video bloggers, Myles and Lauren,

1:13:47 > 1:13:49will be our eyes and ears.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52Last week, they were let out of their bedrooms to visit

1:13:52 > 1:13:57- Live In NewcastleGateshead.- We are literally going behind the scenes.

1:13:57 > 1:13:59Tickets, please.

1:13:59 > 1:14:00BUS BELL RINGS

1:14:00 > 1:14:02What's this?

1:14:02 > 1:14:05Bloggers Lauren and Myles in the same place at the same time?

1:14:05 > 1:14:09I thought they were like Clark Kent and Superman.

1:14:09 > 1:14:13BOTH: Hello, everybody, and welcome to Live At NewcastleGateshead!

1:14:15 > 1:14:18- There's nobody here, is there?- Do you think they can edit in a crowd?

1:14:18 > 1:14:21- Just going, "Yay!" - CHEERING

1:14:23 > 1:14:25Howay, cockers!

1:14:30 > 1:14:32Having a good time?

1:14:37 > 1:14:40We've got these, which means we can go absolutely anywhere.

1:14:40 > 1:14:44- It says AAA, which means... - Andy's Amazing Apples.- No.

1:14:44 > 1:14:47- Access All Areas.- Access all areas. Both make sense.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49- I told you about this.- So we thought

1:14:49 > 1:14:51we're going to try and meet some stars.

1:14:53 > 1:14:56- No? No. Hey... He's not...- Ah.

1:14:56 > 1:14:59We are literally going behind the scenes.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01That's the scenes,

1:15:01 > 1:15:03and we're behind it.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05Look at all these screws!

1:15:05 > 1:15:08Look at them all! What do you even do with that many screws?

1:15:08 > 1:15:11I'm behind the Blue Peter stage. Some behind-the-scenes magic.

1:15:11 > 1:15:13What's going on here, then? Something they made earlier?

1:15:13 > 1:15:15Make some noise!

1:15:15 > 1:15:18CHEERING

1:15:20 > 1:15:22I've been hanging around with Myles all day

1:15:22 > 1:15:23and he's not much of a celebrity, is he?

1:15:23 > 1:15:26So let's go find some real celebs. Come on.

1:15:32 > 1:15:36It's only Lindsey Russell from Blue Peter! How's it going, Lindsey?

1:15:36 > 1:15:39I'm at the rehearsal space for 5 Seconds Of Summer

1:15:39 > 1:15:41and here's the band coming on right now.

1:15:41 > 1:15:45# Don't stop Doing what your doing

1:15:46 > 1:15:49# Every time you move to the beat It gets harder for me

1:15:49 > 1:15:53# And you know it Know it, know it. #

1:15:53 > 1:15:57We're 5 Seconds Of Summer and we're in NewcastleGateshead.

1:15:57 > 1:16:02It's Chris Johnson! I've only gone and found Johnny and Inel.

1:16:02 > 1:16:06- Look who I've found. Barney Harwood. - Hi.- How's it going today?

1:16:06 > 1:16:07- Are you enjoying it? - I'm loving today.

1:16:07 > 1:16:09It's very, very busy and it's very, very fun.

1:16:09 > 1:16:11- Who's that?- That's me.

1:16:11 > 1:16:15- One word to describe this event so far?- Awesome.- Mega.

1:16:15 > 1:16:19Apart from a massive bee is hovering around here.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Can we swing around and show the big bee?

1:16:22 > 1:16:23That's terrifying.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25It's a health-and-safety issue.

1:16:25 > 1:16:27Tell me how you're feeling about today's fantastic event?

1:16:27 > 1:16:30We can't wait. There's a lot happening on the show today.

1:16:30 > 1:16:33We're doing a live show on this very stage behind us.

1:16:33 > 1:16:36# Let me down Let me down, let me down

1:16:36 > 1:16:39# Won't you let me down Let me down. #

1:16:39 > 1:16:42Every celebrity that I find,

1:16:42 > 1:16:45I want to take the ugliest selfie with possible.

1:16:45 > 1:16:48- Are you up for it?- I don't do ugly well, but we'll try.

1:16:48 > 1:16:52One, two, three. CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

1:16:52 > 1:16:54- Ready?- Ready.- Best ugly selfie ever.

1:16:54 > 1:16:57One, two, three.

1:17:12 > 1:17:15- What's happened here?- Where's Radzi's face gone?- I don't know.

1:17:15 > 1:17:16How's that happened?

1:17:16 > 1:17:18- No face.- No face!

1:17:18 > 1:17:20BOTH: No face!

1:17:20 > 1:17:22BOTH: No face.

1:17:22 > 1:17:24I've got a face!

1:17:24 > 1:17:26We are outside the sports tent.

1:17:26 > 1:17:28Let's go inside, see how sporty I am.

1:17:28 > 1:17:31Can you beat an Olympic rower? No.

1:17:31 > 1:17:34Can you beat an Olympic gold-medal cyclist? Definitely not.

1:17:34 > 1:17:35We've got a dance tent.

1:17:35 > 1:17:38# Every day I'm shuffling...

1:17:38 > 1:17:40MUSIC CONTINUES

1:17:44 > 1:17:46On Whoops I Missed The Bus,

1:17:46 > 1:17:48we miss the bus - it's in the title.

1:17:48 > 1:17:50So I thought I'd go around and ask other people,

1:17:50 > 1:17:51if they were running late,

1:17:51 > 1:17:54what form of transport which they take to get somewhere?

1:17:54 > 1:17:57- A motorbike.- A time machine.

1:17:57 > 1:18:00- Roller skates.- Roller skates. Simple. Keeping it simple.

1:18:00 > 1:18:03That's behind the scenes at NewcastleGateshead.

1:18:03 > 1:18:05Hope you enjoyed it.

1:18:05 > 1:18:08- Have we got to give these back now? - Leg it.

1:18:11 > 1:18:14I am livid. Do you want to know why?

1:18:14 > 1:18:19Because I haven't had my chance to say how bad that Yonko fella is.

1:18:19 > 1:18:22Oh, dear. Here's some of you lot being livid.

1:18:22 > 1:18:24What makes me livid is Dani's Castle,

1:18:24 > 1:18:27because it's a bit dramatic, like the acting.

1:18:28 > 1:18:30Oh! I know exactly what we need to do!

1:18:34 > 1:18:37What makes me livid? Wolfblood. Because I don't like wolves.

1:18:37 > 1:18:40Right, I'm just... Agh! I'm leaving, I've gone.

1:18:40 > 1:18:42Bobby, you can't go now!

1:18:44 > 1:18:45What makes me livid

1:18:45 > 1:18:49is that Hacker always, always goes on about meat paste.

1:18:49 > 1:18:54- HACKER:- Meat! - CROWD:- Paste!

1:18:54 > 1:18:57If you think YOU'RE bad, you should hear Dot Com,

1:18:57 > 1:19:00she deals with all the e-mails that come in

1:19:00 > 1:19:03and I think it might have had an effect on her,

1:19:03 > 1:19:05because she is well livid!

1:19:05 > 1:19:07'Dear CBBC,

1:19:07 > 1:19:12'please, please, please can you show more episodes of The Next Step?

1:19:12 > 1:19:15'Dear viewer, thank you for your e-mail, I have to say

1:19:15 > 1:19:19'I don't share your enthusiasm for this so-called series.

1:19:19 > 1:19:24'In fact, I barely recognise any of the dance moves.'

1:19:24 > 1:19:27CHEERING

1:19:27 > 1:19:30'It certainly wasn't like that in my day.

1:19:30 > 1:19:33'I mean, whatever happened to good old-fashioned ballroom?!

1:19:33 > 1:19:37'Is this really what young people of today are calling dancing? Dancing!

1:19:37 > 1:19:42'All those somersaults and popping and locking!

1:19:42 > 1:19:43'I've come over all queasy,

1:19:43 > 1:19:47'which leaves me flabbergasted, incredulous, exhausted.

1:19:47 > 1:19:50'Oh, I simply can't take any more!'

1:19:50 > 1:19:52She is feisty.

1:19:52 > 1:19:55Right, everyone, buckle up and enjoy the ride as we take you

1:19:55 > 1:19:59behind the scenes of The Worst Year Of My Life Again.

1:19:59 > 1:20:03- I still think this could be your year.- Yeah.

1:20:03 > 1:20:04Yeah!

1:20:04 > 1:20:06You're right, it can only get better, right?

1:20:06 > 1:20:10'A whole year, how bad can it be?'

1:20:10 > 1:20:13Clue's in the title, son - Worst Year Of My Life Again.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15Mind you, if I was Alex King

1:20:15 > 1:20:19and I had to relive the last 12 months, I'd be pretty peeved, too.

1:20:19 > 1:20:22On the night of his 15th birthday, he goes to bed and wakes up

1:20:22 > 1:20:25and he's 14 again and he has to live through the whole year again

1:20:25 > 1:20:30and he tries his hardest to change everything that's happened.

1:20:30 > 1:20:32It always ends up just as bad, if not worse,

1:20:32 > 1:20:34as the first time round.

1:20:34 > 1:20:38I got him! I had to set it off myself, but that still counts.

1:20:38 > 1:20:42At least it's just water. Last time around, you got me with green slime,

1:20:42 > 1:20:45- so I'm still one up. - Slime - that would've been great.

1:20:45 > 1:20:48The luck this boy receives is unbelievably bad.

1:20:50 > 1:20:53Yes, imagine if the last year of your life was nothing

1:20:53 > 1:20:56but comedy falls, silly costumes and food thrown into your face.

1:20:56 > 1:20:59Hang on, that was the last year of my life.

1:21:02 > 1:21:05Still, at least he's got his best mates, Maddy and Simon.

1:21:06 > 1:21:09SHE EXHALES AND SHRIEKS REPEATEDLY

1:21:09 > 1:21:13"Help, I'm stuck in a moving cupboard."

1:21:14 > 1:21:15BOTH: Oh.

1:21:15 > 1:21:19With all good comedies come the bad guys

1:21:19 > 1:21:23and these two have the best line in insults ever.

1:21:23 > 1:21:27I'm going to squeeze your head like a sauce bottle.

1:21:27 > 1:21:31- You've got a customer. - Creepy weirdo, get out!

1:21:31 > 1:21:34You're a cowardly, snivelling little liar, Birch.

1:21:34 > 1:21:36- He makes a good point.- Oh, shut up!

1:21:36 > 1:21:40And, of course, there's the love interest, Nicola.

1:21:40 > 1:21:42She laughs. A lot.

1:21:42 > 1:21:45# Oh, dream weaver

1:21:45 > 1:21:51# I believe you can get me Through the night. #

1:21:51 > 1:21:53She's edgy, blonde, beautiful.

1:21:57 > 1:21:59I don't kiss and tell.

1:22:05 > 1:22:09Why can't it be me repeating the year? It's wasted on you.

1:22:09 > 1:22:12But really, Simon, would you want to?

1:22:12 > 1:22:15A whole year of pranks, falls and general tomfoolery?

1:22:15 > 1:22:18Hang on, talking about my life again.

1:22:18 > 1:22:21- I've been given a whole new start. Last year...- Alex!

1:22:21 > 1:22:23..was the worst year of my life.

1:22:23 > 1:22:26And this year will be the best, starting now.

1:22:26 > 1:22:28So for all your Aussie laughs,

1:22:28 > 1:22:32watch Worst Year Of My Life Again on CBBC.

1:22:32 > 1:22:33Starting now.

1:22:44 > 1:22:48Junior Vets is like a good dog.

1:22:48 > 1:22:49It's good. I really like this show.

1:22:49 > 1:22:52I like the idea of everyone helping each other out.

1:22:52 > 1:22:55- Some of them get really into it. - This is definitely a boy.

1:22:55 > 1:22:58- I think this is a female.- In one episode, the vets had to check

1:22:58 > 1:23:00on the baby calf, which is fair enough.

1:23:00 > 1:23:03Check on the baby calf, check he's doing all right.

1:23:03 > 1:23:05He hadn't been born yet, he was still inside the mum.

1:23:05 > 1:23:08How are we going to check on that? Right, has everyone got gloves?

1:23:08 > 1:23:11I think my junior vets have a good idea where those might be going.

1:23:11 > 1:23:15I can feel two feet and a nose of a calf.

1:23:15 > 1:23:17Look at that cow, just minding its own business,

1:23:17 > 1:23:19thinking about milk and then...

1:23:20 > 1:23:23"Are you all right, back there? What are you doing?"

1:23:23 > 1:23:26And, sometimes, the junior vets encounter problems

1:23:26 > 1:23:28when looking after the animals.

1:23:28 > 1:23:30He doesn't know what's going on,

1:23:30 > 1:23:32because he can't talk our language

1:23:32 > 1:23:35and we can't talk his, so we can't exactly tell him.

1:23:35 > 1:23:38I like to imagine it, when you translate the pigs, they're saying,

1:23:38 > 1:23:41"Come on, guys, what are you doing? What are you doing?!"

1:23:41 > 1:23:43While I was watching Junior Vets, I was thinking you never see

1:23:43 > 1:23:45a whale on here, or a dolphin.

1:23:45 > 1:23:47"This is my dolphin, it's got really bad posture."

1:23:47 > 1:23:50It is quite cool to see how they help out the different animals,

1:23:50 > 1:23:53but, normally, it is something quite big that's wrong with them.

1:23:53 > 1:23:55This cow had to have an operation in its head to help it out.

1:23:55 > 1:23:58I mean, that cow is thinking, "I can't be dealing with this,

1:23:58 > 1:24:01"I've got things to be doing and now they're operating on me.

1:24:01 > 1:24:04"I mean, I'm all for junior vets, guys, but how old are they?

1:24:04 > 1:24:07"Now, there's a TV crew! Everyone's watching."

1:24:07 > 1:24:09So there we go. We've got Junior Vets.

1:24:09 > 1:24:11What's next - Junior Airline Pilots?

1:24:11 > 1:24:15"This is your captain speaking. First-ever time I've flown a plane.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17"I'm 11, so this'll be interesting."

1:24:17 > 1:24:21From vets to pets. Ever wondered what your pet is thinking?

1:24:21 > 1:24:24Now you might find out in -

1:24:25 > 1:24:28"Oh, wow, it's Horrible Histories! It's on TV, look.

1:24:28 > 1:24:32"Look, I love it, I love it. It's Rattus Rattus. Look!

1:24:32 > 1:24:34"Look!"

1:24:34 > 1:24:35- WITH SCOUSE ACCENT: - "Hey, that's Hacker.

1:24:35 > 1:24:38"Top lad, like. Look at that hair, just like mine.

1:24:38 > 1:24:40"Right, I'll finish this grub

1:24:40 > 1:24:42"and I'm going to go put my best wig on. Ta-ra!"

1:24:42 > 1:24:44"Strange Hill High, eh?

1:24:44 > 1:24:46"What's strange is why they paint that wall so red.

1:24:46 > 1:24:47"It hurts my eyes.

1:24:47 > 1:24:50"When I'm in charge, I'm going to paint it black, like my coat.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53"I just need to overthrow the humans somehow. Purr!"

1:24:53 > 1:24:55- WITH POSH VOICE: - "Oh, I cannot stand Hacker!

1:24:55 > 1:24:57"I refuse to watch him. I simply refuse.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59"That rude mongrel ought to have no airtime at all.

1:24:59 > 1:25:02"I shall look this way until he's gone!"

1:25:02 > 1:25:04Get your pet on CBBC.

1:25:04 > 1:25:08Search "pet" on the CBBC website to find out more. Do it now.

1:25:08 > 1:25:11The pets want you to.

1:25:11 > 1:25:14OK, OK, OK, best-bits time.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16Always the highlight of the show.

1:25:16 > 1:25:18In fact, it probably is the best bit.

1:25:18 > 1:25:21Apart from me, of course, I am good.

1:25:22 > 1:25:27# And I keep going to the river to pray

1:25:27 > 1:25:31# Cos I need something that can wash out the pain... #

1:25:31 > 1:25:34Let me announce that my special guest presenter for the day

1:25:34 > 1:25:37is Rhydian from Wolfblood, Mr Bobby Lockwood!

1:25:40 > 1:25:44- Well, hello, everybody. - Rhydian just hugged me.

1:25:44 > 1:25:47- You all right, Chris? - Rhydian just hugged me.

1:25:47 > 1:25:51# I got the eye of the tiger... #

1:25:51 > 1:25:55Oh, my wow. Aren't I just totally jungle-tastic?

1:25:55 > 1:25:57Kelly, I don't know what happened.

1:25:57 > 1:26:01You were singing then you weren't singing. I hate you.

1:26:01 > 1:26:06Simon, you've totally nailed what I did wrong. Judge-mazing.

1:26:06 > 1:26:10HE SCREAMS

1:26:13 > 1:26:16He's done it! He's done it!

1:26:27 > 1:26:32- THEY CHANT:- Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!

1:26:32 > 1:26:36Yeah! Yeah, he's doing it!

1:26:36 > 1:26:38Rub it in your 'air!

1:26:38 > 1:26:39West!

1:26:41 > 1:26:44That's not my choreography! What are you doing?

1:26:44 > 1:26:48'I do Michelle's routine while I'm doing Emily's routine'

1:26:48 > 1:26:49cos I got kind of confused.

1:26:49 > 1:26:53- What WAS that?- You know, your choreography just makes me want...

1:26:53 > 1:26:55I just get so amped, I want to...

1:26:57 > 1:26:58I just want to do that.

1:26:58 > 1:27:00I complimented her so she can feel good about that.

1:27:00 > 1:27:02My cover, it was genius.

1:27:02 > 1:27:03You're a good-looking man.

1:27:03 > 1:27:07My mum used to make me wear a Bobby Lockwood mask around the house

1:27:07 > 1:27:10just so she wouldn't vomit every time she saw me.

1:27:10 > 1:27:11That's not normal.

1:27:13 > 1:27:16OK, let him have it.

1:27:22 > 1:27:25# There's no place I'd rather... #

1:27:25 > 1:27:27THEY LAUGH

1:27:27 > 1:27:29You're not doing well, are you?

1:27:29 > 1:27:32# No place I'd rather be... #

1:27:32 > 1:27:34Oh, do you know what?

1:27:34 > 1:27:38- I don't think either of us won that. - You cracked the camera. I won it!

1:27:38 > 1:27:42- Oh, fine, you won. I think you were still terrible.- This is a travesty.

1:27:42 > 1:27:46That is it from Whoops I Missed The Bus. If you missed us, well...

1:27:46 > 1:27:49Well, I mean that just sort of messes everything up, doesn't it?

1:27:49 > 1:27:50Why did you tune in now?

1:27:50 > 1:27:53But never fear for we'll be back next Saturday with

1:27:53 > 1:27:56more from the world of CBBC.