4:37:16 > 4:37:17BELL RINGS
4:37:17 > 4:37:20This is Whoops I Missed The Bus,
4:37:20 > 4:37:2415 minutes of the finest quality TV gold coming straight at you!
4:37:24 > 4:37:27I say gold, there might be some bronze in it as well, but anyhoo!
4:37:27 > 4:37:29What's been making you livid?
4:37:29 > 4:37:30It's boring! I'm bored!
4:37:31 > 4:37:33And what's this fella up to?
4:37:38 > 4:37:40What's he doing there? Ah, well!
4:37:40 > 4:37:44We're here to give you the best and the worst from the week on CBBC
4:37:44 > 4:37:47and our resident video bloggers - Myles and Lauren -
4:37:47 > 4:37:48will be calling the shots!
4:37:48 > 4:37:51We'll tell it how it is, so deal with it!
4:37:51 > 4:37:52Hop on aboard!
4:37:55 > 4:37:56BELL RINGS
4:37:56 > 4:38:01Right, first stop, it's one of our wonderful vloggers! It's Lauren!
4:38:03 > 4:38:07# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
4:38:07 > 4:38:12The Slammer Returns has r...r...returned?
4:38:12 > 4:38:16The Slammer Returns is back, and here's the headlines!
4:38:16 > 4:38:18Ed Sheeran in new dance fail!
4:38:20 > 4:38:22The Governor possessed by cockerel.
4:38:22 > 4:38:23Cock-a-doo-ooh!
4:38:23 > 4:38:27And Peter Crouch takes a tumble on the way to football training.
4:38:32 > 4:38:36The Slammer Returns - it's a classic CBBC programme,
4:38:36 > 4:38:38with everybody's favourite warden.
4:38:38 > 4:38:41- Who's the governor? - ALL: You're the governor!
4:38:41 > 4:38:44- Maybe I could help you out, sir.- No!
4:38:44 > 4:38:48- Er, this is the sort of sacrifice only a governor can make.- Hmm.
4:38:48 > 4:38:49It's showtime!
4:38:49 > 4:38:51Oh-oh!
4:38:51 > 4:38:54So what's brilliant about The Slammer is the fact
4:38:54 > 4:38:57that the audience gets to review each act that they see,
4:38:57 > 4:39:00so they do it straight off the top of their heads. They see the act
4:39:00 > 4:39:03and then, they review them straightaway, immediately.
4:39:03 > 4:39:06It was amazingly scary. I can't believe it.
4:39:06 > 4:39:07Hang on, are they reading?
4:39:07 > 4:39:10Well, that fly is magic drinking that milk.
4:39:10 > 4:39:12When did they get time to write that down?
4:39:12 > 4:39:15Brilliantly fantastically superbly epic.
4:39:15 > 4:39:19Look, guys, you don't need a script. I mean, I don't.
4:39:19 > 4:39:22Co...ming...up not...next!
4:39:22 > 4:39:25- Who's the governor? - ALL: You're the governor!
4:39:25 > 4:39:28Right, I'm not being funny, but it's a bit weird going around and,
4:39:28 > 4:39:31like, announcing your job title to everybody.
4:39:31 > 4:39:34Like, imagine if everyone went around doing that
4:39:34 > 4:39:37all the time, like, "Who's the dentist?" or, you know,
4:39:37 > 4:39:42"Who's the bus driver?" "Who's the vlogger?" Stupid!
4:39:42 > 4:39:44PEOPLE: You're the vlogger!
4:39:46 > 4:39:47Who's the vlogger?
4:39:47 > 4:39:49You're the vlogger!
4:39:49 > 4:39:52- Who's the vlogger? - You're the vlogger!
4:39:52 > 4:39:54- Who's the vlogger? - You are!
4:39:54 > 4:39:56- Now, leave it, will you? - Yeah.
4:39:58 > 4:40:01What makes you livid about CBBC, I ask ye?
4:40:01 > 4:40:03BELL RINGS
4:40:03 > 4:40:06Those fake legs that stick up behind the desk whenever they're pretending
4:40:06 > 4:40:09to do a handstand or anything. It's absolutely stupid.
4:40:09 > 4:40:12- And then, I'm wobbling a bit... - Huh? What?- Watch out!- Careful! Agh!
4:40:12 > 4:40:13CRASH!
4:40:15 > 4:40:19Where is Wolfblood? It hasn't been on for ages.
4:40:19 > 4:40:21And wolves are my favourite animals.
4:40:23 > 4:40:25Do you know what makes me livid? Sam and Mark.
4:40:25 > 4:40:28Why is it always Sam and Mark? Why do they always stand Sam and Mark?
4:40:28 > 4:40:32Sometimes I want a bit of Mark and Sam. It's boring! I'm bored!
4:40:32 > 4:40:34- BOTH: Welcome to the weekend! - I'm Sam.- I'm Mark.
4:40:34 > 4:40:36- And we're in Newhead!- Gatescastle!
4:40:36 > 4:40:38Hang on, that's not right.
4:40:39 > 4:40:44The DNN theme song and Katie singing
4:40:44 > 4:40:46really makes me livid!
4:40:46 > 4:40:49- # Oh, footie, footie, football... # - No, excuse me, excuse me.
4:40:49 > 4:40:51- Do you mind, er...- Hey! - ..not singing?- All right.
4:40:54 > 4:40:56Right, you lot, climb aboard
4:40:56 > 4:40:59for a trip behind the scenes of Friday Download.
4:41:02 > 4:41:03ALL: Woo!
4:41:05 > 4:41:08We're here filming Friday Download. This is where all the magic happens.
4:41:08 > 4:41:11So if you can see all around how many people we actually need
4:41:11 > 4:41:14- to make the production itself. - And the most important people.
4:41:14 > 4:41:16The beautiful Friday Download audience.
4:41:16 > 4:41:19- Say hello, everybody? - ALL: Hi!
4:41:24 > 4:41:27We're about to film the opening, so we'll all go on and be like,
4:41:27 > 4:41:30"And Cel, Shannon, your presenters!" And we run on and go...
4:41:30 > 4:41:32Dionne, Cel, Rich, Shannon!
4:41:32 > 4:41:34- I go that way, you go that way. - I'm after you, ain't I?
4:41:34 > 4:41:36- It's all a bit hectic! - Just can't wait to go!
4:41:36 > 4:41:38MAN: Five seconds. Four, three, two...
4:41:38 > 4:41:39CHEERING
4:41:44 > 4:41:48So here is where we do Hot or Not and also do our new, er, Upload Download
4:41:48 > 4:41:51- and, of course, we do games here, don't we, Cel?- We do do games,
4:41:51 > 4:41:55so we've got all our little cool toys and gadgets behind me here.
4:41:55 > 4:41:57This is the screen where we play any of the games on.
4:41:57 > 4:41:59- I like this part of the set. - I do. This is where we sit
4:41:59 > 4:42:02- and have a nice chat and tell you what we think about the world.- Yeah.
4:42:02 > 4:42:04This is the social communication area for us.
4:42:05 > 4:42:08OK, so this is inside the gallery, so everything that's
4:42:08 > 4:42:11filmed in the studio and all the sound is sent through to in here.
4:42:11 > 4:42:13All the important people along here.
4:42:13 > 4:42:16They speak to us through here, in our earpieces.
4:42:16 > 4:42:18I think here is around where the director sits.
4:42:18 > 4:42:21This is all his, er, all his controls.
4:42:21 > 4:42:25It's a bit of power when you sit in this seat, actually. Ahem!
4:42:25 > 4:42:26There's just so many buttons!
4:42:29 > 4:42:31BELL RINGS
4:42:31 > 4:42:34Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature is a show where Naomi Wilkinson
4:42:34 > 4:42:38goes round the world, sees a whole bunch of crazy things.
4:42:38 > 4:42:40Like what, Myles? Well, watch the show
4:42:40 > 4:42:41and you'll find out. HE LAUGHS
4:42:41 > 4:42:43There's also weird and dangerous animals.
4:42:43 > 4:42:46It's kind of like Steve Backshall in Deadly Pole To Pole,
4:42:46 > 4:42:48but Naomi screams a lot more.
4:42:48 > 4:42:50SCREAMING
4:42:50 > 4:42:51SHE SHIVERS
4:42:51 > 4:42:53Steve loves seeing all the scary stuff,
4:42:53 > 4:42:55but Naomi's normally pretty terrified
4:42:55 > 4:42:57and I don't know if she went for the wrong job interview.
4:42:57 > 4:43:00Just turned up one day thinking she'd be working with cute cats and dogs,
4:43:00 > 4:43:02and them, bam, snakes! "Wait a sec!
4:43:02 > 4:43:05"I thought, you know, I'd be working with cute dogs, cute cats!"
4:43:05 > 4:43:09Well, snakes are kind of like cute cats, but they're longer and thin
4:43:09 > 4:43:10and they're a snake.
4:43:10 > 4:43:13But what do you do if you find a snake in your back garden?
4:43:13 > 4:43:17There's not a spot in the house they don't get. Lounge rooms, bathrooms.
4:43:17 > 4:43:19We've had them curled up in shower recesses.
4:43:19 > 4:43:21We've pulled out probably about 20 of those out of toilets.
4:43:21 > 4:43:24Just move house. Not even any point trying to get rid of a snake.
4:43:24 > 4:43:26Just move house, move country, it's the only way.
4:43:26 > 4:43:29What even is a snake anyway? It's just a tail. It's just all tail!
4:43:29 > 4:43:32The thought of finding one of the most venomous snakes on the planet
4:43:32 > 4:43:34in my own back garden - sorry,
4:43:34 > 4:43:38that's got to be a contender for my worst nightmare of nature.
4:43:38 > 4:43:40I do really like the show. It's good fun.
4:43:40 > 4:43:42Good fun, as opposed to bad fun.
4:43:42 > 4:43:44It's like I'm exploring the world with her,
4:43:44 > 4:43:46but I don't have to leave the comfort of my own house.
4:43:46 > 4:43:48But even then, there was a spider in my house recently.
4:43:48 > 4:43:50I don't like 'em. Too many legs!
4:43:50 > 4:43:52I don't trust an animal that has that many legs.
4:43:52 > 4:43:55What are you possibly doing with eight legs?
4:43:55 > 4:43:56Ooh! He's big!
4:43:56 > 4:43:59The thing is, I'm scared of spiders, so when I see them in the house,
4:43:59 > 4:44:01I can't get rid of them, I just have to leave them,
4:44:01 > 4:44:03so they just all live here now. We walk past each other
4:44:03 > 4:44:06in the corridor. "All right? Coming down for breakfast?"
4:44:06 > 4:44:09Aw! I'm actually going to have nightmares tonight.
4:44:09 > 4:44:11So that is Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.
4:44:11 > 4:44:13I wish there was a Naomi's Dreams Of Nature.
4:44:13 > 4:44:16That would be amazing. Just a dog made of rainbows.
4:44:16 > 4:44:17A bear that plays trumpet.
4:44:17 > 4:44:19Can I present that? I've already got the bear.
4:44:19 > 4:44:21Give me a little trumpet, leave that with me,
4:44:21 > 4:44:23I'll teach it to him and then - bish, bash, bomb...
4:44:23 > 4:44:26Bim, bam, bomb - you've got yourself a new show.
4:44:26 > 4:44:28HE LAUGHS TO HIMSELF
4:44:30 > 4:44:32BELL RINGS
4:44:32 > 4:44:33Strange Hill High.
4:44:33 > 4:44:37One of the strangest episodes in the strangest show
4:44:37 > 4:44:39which has strange in its name
4:44:39 > 4:44:42saw Templeton become school security,
4:44:42 > 4:44:44which meant he went around and made sure
4:44:44 > 4:44:48that everyone at Strange Hill High was following the rules.
4:44:50 > 4:44:52- No dropping crumbs.- Ah!
4:44:52 > 4:44:55No playing foot book inside school.
4:44:55 > 4:44:57No licking school property.
4:44:57 > 4:45:01I'll be honest, right? When I was at school, I loved rules!
4:45:01 > 4:45:04I wasn't one of those kids that, like, got detention or,
4:45:04 > 4:45:07you know, went to the head teacher's office or anything like that.
4:45:07 > 4:45:09Oh! I did break the rules one time, though.
4:45:09 > 4:45:13Um, in my school, we had something called the one-way corridor,
4:45:13 > 4:45:17which meant you could only walk down the corridor in one direction.
4:45:17 > 4:45:20One time, I walked down it the wrong way!
4:45:20 > 4:45:24- Ho! Boosh! - HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS
4:45:24 > 4:45:26SHE BEATBOXES
4:45:26 > 4:45:30Becky and co had headed to the greenhouse to do some gardening.
4:45:30 > 4:45:33Mitchell spread extreme fertiliser everywhere
4:45:33 > 4:45:36and, in the morning, one of the plants had grown
4:45:36 > 4:45:40into a really annoying PE teacher called Mr Creeper.
4:45:40 > 4:45:42WHISTLE BLOWS Step lively!
4:45:42 > 4:45:45- Now drop and give me 20. - 20 what?- 20 push-ups!
4:45:45 > 4:45:47- Or what do you say to 40? - No thanks?
4:45:47 > 4:45:50That's right. In the world of Strange Hill High,
4:45:50 > 4:45:52plants turn into people.
4:45:53 > 4:45:58No, I said plants turned into people, not people turn into plants.
4:45:58 > 4:46:02But here's where Strange Hill High gets even Stranger Hill High!
4:46:02 > 4:46:05The extreme fertiliser means that even more plants
4:46:05 > 4:46:08hatch into even more annoying Mr Creepers
4:46:08 > 4:46:12until there's loads of annoying Mr Creepers all around the school.
4:46:12 > 4:46:13Imagine that!
4:46:13 > 4:46:18Having someone really, really annoying pop up wherever you go.
4:46:18 > 4:46:20Hello!
4:46:20 > 4:46:21Hello!
4:46:21 > 4:46:23Hello!
4:46:26 > 4:46:30- Hello!- Right, that's it! You have got to be kidding me!
4:46:30 > 4:46:32So that's my vlog for Strange Hill High this week.
4:46:32 > 4:46:34I hope you enjoyed it and...
4:46:35 > 4:46:37- Oh! Come on! - BELL RINGS
4:46:37 > 4:46:39Ooh!
4:46:39 > 4:46:42If you thought that was good, then check this out.
4:46:44 > 4:46:47Hey, Darcy, you seen this Next Step, like?
4:46:47 > 4:46:51Oh, yeah, top that! Although I can only remember seven seconds of it.
4:46:51 > 4:46:55Oh, yeah, short memory that. Hey, Darcy, you seen this Next Step, like?
4:46:55 > 4:46:57Oh, yeah, top that.
4:46:57 > 4:46:59Now, I do respect this Hacker chap!
4:46:59 > 4:47:01Yeah, I mean, the lad has done very well for himself
4:47:01 > 4:47:04to get his own show, considering he's an idiot! Ho-ho!
4:47:04 > 4:47:08Oh, oh, yes, I do tickle myself sometimes!
4:47:08 > 4:47:11I do like this Strange Hill High,
4:47:11 > 4:47:14but this so-called rap theme tune is slightly putting me off.
4:47:14 > 4:47:17Give me a bit of classical music any day of the week.
4:47:17 > 4:47:20Must watch "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
4:47:20 > 4:47:23Hey, hey! Are you playing or what? Are you playing or what?
4:47:23 > 4:47:26Do not distract me from "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
4:47:27 > 4:47:29Hmm... How To Be Epic @ Everything.
4:47:29 > 4:47:31Oh, maybe I could be epic at everything!
4:47:31 > 4:47:35Ooh, I could be a star! I could take over the world! Oh, I could, I could!
4:47:35 > 4:47:38Oh, no, I couldn't, actually. I ain't got any thumbs. Ha!
4:47:40 > 4:47:42If you fancy turning your pet into a star,
4:47:42 > 4:47:47then search "pet" on the CBBC website for all of the details.
4:47:47 > 4:47:48BELL RINGS
4:47:48 > 4:47:51Hank Zipzer, The World's Greatest Underachiever goes to school
4:47:51 > 4:47:54with human-sized bananas, apparently.
4:47:54 > 4:47:57Why are they there? I didn't know bananas went to school.
4:47:57 > 4:47:59They don't. What's two plus two?
4:48:01 > 4:48:02Nothing.
4:48:02 > 4:48:04'Hank Zipzer also gets in quite a lot of trouble.'
4:48:04 > 4:48:06But I am quite often in this much trouble.
4:48:06 > 4:48:10The most trouble that I've ever got in at school was when...
4:48:10 > 4:48:12I accidentally locked myself in the school toilet
4:48:12 > 4:48:14and they had to remove the door.
4:48:15 > 4:48:17They just took the door off.
4:48:18 > 4:48:20'I find it hard to write one sentence.
4:48:20 > 4:48:23'How am I going to write four paragraphs?'
4:48:23 > 4:48:25Took me about 12 hours!
4:48:25 > 4:48:27My favourite teacher at Hank's school is Mr Rock.
4:48:27 > 4:48:30With a name like Mr Rock, I was born...
4:48:30 > 4:48:32- To be a rock! - ..to play the guitar.
4:48:32 > 4:48:35Play guitar! That makes way more sense!
4:48:35 > 4:48:39I'm a fan of milkshakes. The best ingredients are bananas, milk and...
4:48:41 > 4:48:42No!
4:48:44 > 4:48:47I wouldn't have added a sock. I wasn't going to add a sock.
4:48:47 > 4:48:48Never thought of adding a sock to a shake.
4:48:48 > 4:48:51Milk? Definitely. Bananas? Yes.
4:48:51 > 4:48:55'Never a sock.' Eugh! That's actually really nice!
4:48:55 > 4:48:57Wow! That sock! Brings out the banana!
4:48:57 > 4:49:00Those pink socks are a lucky charm for Hank and his sister.
4:49:00 > 4:49:03The socks! They must be lucky socks!
4:49:03 > 4:49:05Lucky charms are normally quite small things
4:49:05 > 4:49:07that you can just put in your pocket out of sight.
4:49:07 > 4:49:10I want to know if somebody's got a lucky charm...
4:49:10 > 4:49:13that's like a microwave. Just bring in a microwave into an exam.
4:49:13 > 4:49:15"You can't bring that in here." "It's my lucky charm!"
4:49:15 > 4:49:18"You can't bring a microwave into the test!"
4:49:18 > 4:49:22"It's fine! And if I finish early, I can make a quick snack for everyone."
4:49:22 > 4:49:24MICROWAVE BEEPS (Sorry!)
4:49:24 > 4:49:26OK! It's Best Bits Time!
4:49:26 > 4:49:30I often think CBBC is a bit like a cake made from delicious ingredients
4:49:30 > 4:49:34and guess what? You are about to take a very big bite!
4:49:34 > 4:49:38- # I love the soccer football! - Hey!
4:49:38 > 4:49:41- # I'm gonna watch me some goals! - Now! #
4:49:44 > 4:49:47LAUGHTER
4:49:47 > 4:49:50We are joined by the two latest cast members of The Dumping Ground.
4:49:50 > 4:49:53It's Nelly and Gwen, ladies and gentlemen! Wave to the people!
4:49:53 > 4:49:55It's going to be a win...
4:49:55 > 4:49:59Oh, for Uruguay! Oh, no!
4:49:59 > 4:50:02Which one is our Blue Peter guide dog?
4:50:02 > 4:50:04- So which one is it, Dave? - I'll just check.
4:50:05 > 4:50:07- There she is.- Hello!
4:50:09 > 4:50:11- What's going on? - This is me twin brother Boris.
4:50:11 > 4:50:14- No, no, you're not. You're not an identical twin.- Yes, I am, Chris!
4:50:14 > 4:50:16- No.- Look at Boris, look at our face!
4:50:16 > 4:50:18Yeah, I can see...see that.
4:50:18 > 4:50:21- He's made of cardboard. - Apologise to Boris!
4:50:21 > 4:50:24Good, I'm going to count you down. I count one, two, three, you sing.
4:50:24 > 4:50:27We're going to lift the volume, get louder and louder and louder.
4:50:27 > 4:50:29The frequency will break the glass. Here we go, you ready?
4:50:29 > 4:50:33Uno...duo...quattro!
4:50:33 > 4:50:34'Tres amusing!'
4:50:34 > 4:50:37- ALL SING THE SAME NOTE - And more! And more! And more!
4:50:37 > 4:50:39- GLASS SHATTERS - And more!
4:50:39 > 4:50:40Oh!
4:50:40 > 4:50:43- Time now for Officially Amazing. Today, a man goes...- Mangoes!
4:50:43 > 4:50:48# Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes! Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes!
4:50:48 > 4:50:51# Juicy mangoes! Lovely mangoes! Juicy mangoes...#
4:50:53 > 4:50:55- Where has it gone?- Right here, Ben!
4:50:55 > 4:50:59- What? He's just thrown it into the sea?- Oh, no!
4:50:59 > 4:51:00You just wait.
4:51:00 > 4:51:02Yeah, baby!
4:51:02 > 4:51:08Charlie Long Arms and his fiendishly long legs!
4:51:08 > 4:51:13# Don't stop doing what you're doing!
4:51:13 > 4:51:17# Cos every time you move to the beat It gets harder for me
4:51:17 > 4:51:20# And you know it know it, know it... #
4:51:20 > 4:51:22Howdy-diddily-do!
4:51:22 > 4:51:24I'm Crisp Packet!
4:51:24 > 4:51:27And welcome to Spring... No, what am I talking about? Sorry!
4:51:27 > 4:51:28Howdy-dinky-do!
4:51:28 > 4:51:30HE GIGGLES
4:51:30 > 4:51:34- Howdy-diddily-do-dahs! - BIRDS CHIRP, HE GIGGLES
4:51:34 > 4:51:38I'm Crisp P... Oh, sorry, this is it. This is the one.
4:51:38 > 4:51:39Where are we?
4:51:39 > 4:51:43I don't know how, but I think...
4:51:43 > 4:51:45- HE GASPS - We're inside Abercrombie!
4:51:45 > 4:51:48- Agh!- Agh!- Agh!
4:51:48 > 4:51:50Goodbye, children.
4:51:50 > 4:51:53- Wrong way.- I'll just leave you there. - I'll follow you. I'll follow you.
4:51:53 > 4:51:54BELL RINGS
4:51:54 > 4:51:57So that's all from Whoops I Missed The Bus.
4:51:57 > 4:52:00Aw! But we'll be back next Saturday, same time, same place.
4:52:00 > 4:52:02So if you miss any of your favourite CBBC shows,
4:52:02 > 4:52:04- then do not fret. - BELL RINGS
4:52:04 > 4:52:07Just hop on board the bus-o-fun! Hang on, what's that?
4:52:07 > 4:52:09- Aw, I've missed it again! - BELL RINGS