0:00:04 > 0:00:08Welcome to Whoops I Missed The Bus, the show with more highlights
0:00:08 > 0:00:12in 15 minutes than the World Cup's given you in two whole weeks!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15So, what do you think about the footie, eh?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17CHEERING AND SCREAMING
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Have you had a nightmare with that there nature?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Ahhh! Look at the size of those teeth. They are terrifying!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25And what on earth is she talking about?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Rules must be followed if high standards are to be achieved.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32As always, we're here to throw you up another fine week on CBBC.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34But I have no idea what's happening.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Luckily our resident video bloggers, Lauren and Myles are in charge.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's our show and we can say what we like.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42All right, tiger, calm down!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49In the red corner, it's our first blogger, Myles!
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Another football World Cup is here.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Just like there was four years ago.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And then four years before that.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00And then... There's just been a lot of World Cups, maybe too many.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And because of that, Match Of The Day Kickabout's
0:01:02 > 0:01:05been doing some special programmes from Brazil,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07looking at what's been going on at the World Cup.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Football - that's what's been going on at the World Cup.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11The beautiful game, back of the net.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I don't know if you can tell,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15but I never really used to play football at school.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17The only thing that I could contribute
0:01:17 > 0:01:19to playground football matches was my jumper.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21"Myles is here, we've got a goal post."
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And then when I lost my jumper, that was a bad day.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26In England, football lovers put themselves through
0:01:26 > 0:01:27the same thing every year.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And on Match Of The Day Kickabout we have got to see the England game
0:01:30 > 0:01:32through the eyes of two families.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- The football is on!- If England lose another match, they are out.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40There's the hope...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Come on!- Goal! - What a save!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44There's the highs...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47CHEERING AND SCREAMING
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And of course, there's the lows.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Oh, he lost it again.- Come on.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57So we're watching people reacting to watching the football.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59What they need now is people reacting to the people
0:01:59 > 0:02:01reacting to the people watching the football.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03"Oh, he's excited about the football."
0:02:03 > 0:02:05"Oh, he's sad about all the football."
0:02:05 > 0:02:08In Match Of The Day Kickabout, there's a segment where you have
0:02:08 > 0:02:09to kick a ball in the bin.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Once the ball is in the air, we flick the ball from one side to the
0:02:12 > 0:02:14other, so we go inside of the foot to the outside.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17So this should be done in one fluid motion.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Once you've mastered that, you've just done the Elastica.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22So I thought I'd try and give it a go.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35So I didn't get the ball in the bin, but still better than England.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- GROANING - All right, sorry!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41CHEERING
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You know what makes me livid? Yeah? Why am I not in Brazil?!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I can talk about football! I can dribble, usually when I'm sleeping.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Anyhow, what's been making YOU livid this week?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54What makes me livid about CBBC?
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Is when I am happily eating my breakfast
0:02:55 > 0:02:59and then Deadly 60 comes on or Deadly Pole To Pole
0:02:59 > 0:03:00and I'm like, "Ugh, bugs!"
0:03:00 > 0:03:03So if I put my fingers anywhere near that one, I get bitten.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Well, Hacker goes on about meat paste just a bit too much.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And Dodger's binges puts me right off my tea.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Who needs meat paste when you can have caviar, eh?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Toot, toot, sniff!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26What makes me livid is when Hacker goes on and on and on about me
0:03:26 > 0:03:28and my dry hair.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, you've ruined this with your dry hair and your ill fitting top!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hacker, leave it!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Hey, Wilco, who let you in?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Anyway, enough of this lividness, for we must venture
0:03:38 > 0:03:42forth behind-the-scenes of CBBC's comedy drama, Hank Zipzer.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Hank Zipzer is about a little boy.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49He is about 12. He is dyslexic.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hank is a pretty crazy character, actually.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's always getting into mischief or trouble,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57so you never know what he's going to do next.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Hank makes quite a lot of schemes and plans, not because he
0:04:00 > 0:04:04disobeys what people tell me to do, he just thinks in a different way.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I think Mr Rock really gives him hope
0:04:09 > 0:04:12because he always gets normally good grades in music.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Welcome to the team.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Obviously, there's Miss Adolf and she's really mean to him
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- all the time. And she thinks his work is all rubbish.- B+.- Yes!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21I got a B+. A B+!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23And one mark off for not writing your full name
0:04:23 > 0:04:25and date in the upper right-hand corner.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I think she's a marvellous character.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Rules must be followed if high standards are to be achieved.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35She believes in teaching and she doesn't believe in bad behaviour.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Henry Zipzer!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hank gets along well with his mum,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42pretty much all the time, except when he's in trouble.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Henry, you get out here right now.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46But his dad is was pressurising him.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You can do it, Hank!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50And making him do very, very well.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Sport is all about the winning.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Hank has quite a close relationship with his family.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Apart from his sister, Emily.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Zipzer, Emily Zipzer.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Oh, you must be related to Hank. - No.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I don't have a brother.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Emily is sort of one of those kids that thinks she knows everything
0:05:06 > 0:05:08and she does know quite a lot,
0:05:08 > 0:05:11but the one thing she doesn't know a lot about is dyslexia.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14So she just thinks Hank's lazy and stupid.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Just turn it to medium heat. It's easy!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Even Catherine could do it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Dyslexia affects Hank's life quite monumentally.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Niagara Falls is on the bore...
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Even though he does have a disability with reading and writing,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32he just tries his best in school.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Border, sorry.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38He never gets any good grades and that probably always puts him down.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40But Hank's glass is always half-full instead of half empty
0:05:40 > 0:05:42cos he's always picking himself up again.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44On the border between America and Canada,
0:05:44 > 0:05:46"Boredom" wouldn't have made any sense.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I tell you what, Hank Zipzer looks like one amazing show.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Is there anything I forgot there, Mr Rock?- Action!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Watch Hank Zipzer only on CBBC.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature is back.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14So what I like to do when I'm watching this show is
0:06:14 > 0:06:18settle down to a nice tasty breakfast.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Male hippos mark their territory by flicking their tail from side
0:06:22 > 0:06:27to side, propelling their poo as far and wide as they possibly can.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Hmm... Probably just leave that.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31No worries, no worries at all.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What about, a nice bit of jam?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36He's drawn blood! Oh, no!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh. Mm-hm. No.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's fine.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46What I'll do instead is eat this solitary hard-boiled egg.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49It's just an egg, nothing wrong with that, probably.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's the night they lay their eggs.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, come on! Why do they show this at breakfast time?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Right, that's all disgusting.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01What this show needs is some nice cute, teeny-weeny baby animals.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06When turtle hatchlings emerge, they are tiny and vulnerable.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Aw, they are so tiny and vulnerable!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Determined to make it to the sea...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13They'll make it - it's not that far!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16..they embark on their gruelling journey.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19But it is now that the beaches become a battleground.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24- Hold up!- These predators have been waiting for this very moment.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Run! Run, guys!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Run with your little flippers across the difficult terrain! Go!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35I can't handle this. Can we edit in some happy music, make this OK?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# Don't stop me
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Cos I'm having a good time, having a good time
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
0:07:42 > 0:07:47# Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity... #
0:07:47 > 0:07:50So, guys, I've been wanting a pet for a very long time now,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53and I couldn't decide, do I want a dog? Do I want a cat?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57But after watching Naomi's Nightmare of Nature...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59That is absolutely incredible!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03That's right! I've only gone and got myself a pet crocodile!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Say hello to Simon, everybody.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Oh, no, there's no need to be scared, he's got a lovely temperament.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10They just lay motionless.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yep, quite peaceful.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You can barely see him breathing.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16He is totally house trained.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Then, in the blink of an eye, they can whip into action.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23No! No!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Aaargh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36SHE GRUNTS Now, stay down!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, sorry! Where was I?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46CBBC has a lot of shows,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50and recently I've noticed they've been given some pretty silly titles.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53The Worst Year Of My Life Again.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Not very catchy.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'm just worried you friends are going to be confused
0:08:57 > 0:08:58when you tell them how much you love it.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00"I love the Worst Year Of My Life."
0:09:00 > 0:09:02"Are you OK? What happened?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04"You loved the worst year of your life."
0:09:04 > 0:09:05"No, not my life."
0:09:05 > 0:09:08"Well, whose worst life? Whose year...?"
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Also, if you put "again" in the title, it gets confusing
0:09:10 > 0:09:12if you want to re-watch it.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13"I'm just going to go watch
0:09:13 > 0:09:15"Worst Year Of My Life Again...again."
0:09:15 > 0:09:19And again. And again and again. And again and again.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20And... The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'm seeing that and thinking it's just going to be
0:09:23 > 0:09:25an hour of a dog sitting there eating people's homework.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27A bit a maths? Oh, the science is a bit more chewy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30But when I get there, there's no dogs eating anything.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Zero dogs eating anything. They're just asking questions.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's just like a quiz.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Blue Peter's a good one though, probably wouldn't have
0:09:37 > 0:09:41been on TV for 50 years if it was called Green...Steven.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42"What are we going to call this show."
0:09:42 > 0:09:44"I'm wearing blue and I'm called Peter."
0:09:44 > 0:09:46"Brilliant. Lets go to lunch."
0:09:46 > 0:09:49There should be more shows like Arthur - it's short, it's catchy.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50"What's it about?"
0:09:50 > 0:09:52"Arthur." "What else?"
0:09:52 > 0:09:55"Arthur." It's all Arthur. In the title - Arthur.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I know there'll be Arthur. I expect Arthur, always Arthur.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I always wonder why they need help on Help! My School Trip is Magic.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Who are the saying help to, and why do they need help?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Help, he's doing magic tricks.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yeah, he is! It's all magic - it's amazing.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11It's not like it's Help! A Lion's Escaped From A Zoo On A School Trip.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13If that was the case, "help" would be the right word.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Don't even get me started on Whoops I Missed The Bus,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18what does that even mean? Every week, we miss the bus.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Somebody just needs to look at the bus timetable before we go
0:10:21 > 0:10:24wear a watch and then we won't keep missing it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I blame Lauren, if I'm honest.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29BELL RINGS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31OK, did you know that sheep love CBBC?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35What, "ew" don't believe me?! Ha-ha-ha! Well, watch this.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36What you thinking, pet?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Ooh, it's Strange Hill High!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42But by the by, back to my licking.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oi, Stefan Gates! Think you can cook, son?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50You ain't seen nothing - wait till you see my shepherd's pie.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52SLURPING
0:10:52 > 0:10:55While you're there, get us a yoghurt - a peach one.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I said, "A peach one!"
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Tracy Beaker's one of my favourite shows.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00I said, "A peach..."
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Make sure it's peach.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Lovely beach towel this, isn't it, Barry?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Lovely texture to it.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09What we watching here?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Just some CBBC. Ooh!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Does your pet want to be a star?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, head to the CBBC website and search "pet"
0:11:17 > 0:11:19to make their dreams come true.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22OK, it's CBBC's best bits time.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Get ready for this week's star players.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27What do you mean I'm not in it?! I'm not in this one?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh, now, I'm livid again!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33There you go, that's snappers, what you're doing.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I'm snapping.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Believe it or not, it's harder than it looks.
0:11:36 > 0:11:42I got...long arms! Woo, look at me long limes, ooh, look at em.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Hang on!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Peer into my arms.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48No, come on, son, put your dukes up, buster, we've got beef.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51# All I wanna be, yeah, all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53# Is somebody to you
0:11:53 > 0:11:57# All I wanna be, yeah, all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Is somebody to you... #
0:11:59 > 0:12:02If he wants to have a sleep, we'll cover him up,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05but to be honest don't do that very often.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08With the help of my handy flipchart, which is secreted west of the stage,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I shall now reveal the World Cup winners.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13I'll do it now...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Football's a match, the flipchart fell off.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21There you go. I've go long arms - look at my arms.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23The length of my arms is uncanny.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- ROARING - Ow!
0:12:28 > 0:12:33I don't think we're the only ones on this island!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Where's Matthews when you need someone to panic?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38By the sea! By the sea! By the beautiful sea!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46ROARING
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Emily says, "I think, instead of ball boys,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52"there should be multiple...a load of me running about."
0:12:52 > 0:12:56I've enough problems dealing with one massive yonk-sack,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I don't want young pips milling about.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Who's that then? This massive yonk-sack?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Charming.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05This is how we did it in police training,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08and this is how were going to do it today.
0:13:09 > 0:13:16And you are going to wish you had never been born!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Chris, what time does Andy Murray go to bed?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- I don't know, what time? - Ten o'clock.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Ruined that.- Tennis. Ten-ish.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Tennis. Oh...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# It isn't filled
0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Oh, with the gladness
0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Of love
0:13:41 > 0:13:48# For one another
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Yeah... #
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I'm not the girl you want to be messing with.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Well, I ain't the kind of girl you want to be messing with either!
0:13:55 > 0:14:00I mean man. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not a man. I am a man!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02So, that's it for Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06We'll be back next Saturday to restock your televisual larder.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08But if you want more from the world of CBBC,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11then check out the iPlayer reet noo!
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Now, where's that bus?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oh, not again!