0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to Whoops, I Missed The Bus -
0:00:06 > 0:00:09a whole week of CBBC mashed up until light and fluffy
0:00:09 > 0:00:11and served with sausages and gravy.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14So have you broken any records recently?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Kids, don't try this at home.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Are you ready for the finale of Rocket's Island?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Bethany Summer.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26And what is Dodge up to?
0:00:26 > 0:00:27- Your name?- Dodge.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Dodge what? I'm faster than you think, hairy boy.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Prepare to witness the impossible,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35as video bloggers Lauren and Myles
0:00:35 > 0:00:39squeeze another week of CBBC into 15 minutes of non-stop fun.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41We're going to be cramming it in, so keep 'em peeled.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Get on the bus!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Right, first up it's one of our wonderful vloggers - Lauren.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Now you guys know us here at CBBC
0:00:57 > 0:01:01are one of the finest broadcasters in the world.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03A champion of television.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Responsible for some of the most ground-breaking programmes,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09such as Wolfblood.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13The Dumping Ground.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Whoops, I Missed The Bus.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24And most importantly, CBBC is a place where only the finest most
0:01:24 > 0:01:28respectable programming is shown to you, the public.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31WHOOPEE CUSHIONS SOUND EFFECT
0:01:31 > 0:01:33He's flying by the seat of his tiny pants here.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34HE SHOUTS
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Brilliant.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Of course, this is the brilliantly weird Officially Amazing.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Kids, even if by some miracle of nature you do have a beard, don't
0:01:43 > 0:01:45try this at home.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46SHE GROANS
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, DON'T try this at home?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh, what? It took me ages to grow this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Today I'm here in Kaiserslautern in Germany...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Not Brazil, then, eh, then?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57..to witness a brand-new record attempt.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Brand-new football record attempt, I think you mean, Ben.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's a sport that's so downright extreme
0:02:04 > 0:02:07that you'd need nerves of steel and underpants of pure titanium
0:02:07 > 0:02:10in order to even think about attempting it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Getting a bit weird now, Ben.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14But, you know what, I'm sure it's football
0:02:14 > 0:02:16that you're talking about,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19because it is the World Cup this week, isn't it, Ben?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20I give you...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22SHE MOUTHS
0:02:22 > 0:02:27..extreme freestyle unicycling!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Really?!
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Extreme freestyle unicycling!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35You-you're kidding, right?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Extreme... - Freestyle unicycling. Got it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I mean, not football. World Cup's on.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Extreme.- Freestyle unicycling. I know!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Well, thanks a lot, Ben Shires,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47you've made me look like a right idiot.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Extreme...- All right. Ah.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'll tell you what's officially amazing -
0:02:54 > 0:02:56the number of you lot who are livid about CBBC.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Let's see what's been ruffling your feathers this week.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What makes me livid, Strange Hill High,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04they're just like little puppets.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Why can't they just be real humans. So livid. Just livid.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Daddy. Why'd you do that, Daddy?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Why? Why?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17HE SCREAMS
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Hello, welcome to this newsflash.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Today I'm talking about what makes me livid about CBBC. Here it goes.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Charlie Longarms!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Charlie Longarms and his fiendishly long legs.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Look at me.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Why, Chris? Why?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Hacker and Dodge make me livid by always talking about
0:03:42 > 0:03:45dustbins or meat paste.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I am livid. There's all this tennis around here.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Too much tennis and not enough meat paste.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Where's Sue Barker?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54You lot are feisty.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Now it's time for a Strange Hill High special with a tiny
0:03:58 > 0:04:01little tiny dog who's obsessed with the bins.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:03 > 0:04:06We have lots in store for you this year - maths, science,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09a weird teacher, medieval superheroes and maybe,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12if there's still time, a little bit of certain doom.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Certain doom is my favourite.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17It's much better than uncertain doom,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19which can hardly be called doom at all.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I can't believe I'm actually in a Strange Hill High classroom.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25This is so cool.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28That's how I roll, Dodge, so stick with me. I'm ice cool.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29HE SCREAMS
0:04:29 > 0:04:30CRASH!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32HE CHUCKLES Cool trick, eh?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36I call that my "falling out of chair accidentally on purpose" trick,
0:04:36 > 0:04:37thingy.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- I nailed it.- Wow.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What do you think you're doing?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Right now, I'm standing here talking to you.- Tight.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49I see. You're one of his little friends. I'm not going to like you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Your name.- Dodge.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Dodge what?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm faster than you think, hairy boy.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I'm Dodge. I'm a dog. - Of course you are.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I'm a dog too. We're all dogs. Look at me being a dog.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I'm Mitchell and I can play woof-woof. Isn't it fun?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07All right, guys. I love checking out Strange Hill High.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- What are you lot up to?- Let me handle this, I'm fluent in Wookiee.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12HE SPEAKS LIKE A WOOKIEE
0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Hey, Dodge. I've got some CBBC Extra gossip for you.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22You will not believe what's going to happen
0:05:22 > 0:05:24at Strange Hill High this year.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25It's huge!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Woo-hoo! Exclusive gossip is what I live for.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31This year at Strange Hill High, we get to find out that...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I can't believe I'm going to tell you this,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35it's the best news I've ever heard.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39This year, we find out that there's actually going to be...
0:05:39 > 0:05:40And cut!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Ah, that was a really good scene, Dodge.- Oh, thanks.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I was worried about learning the script.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Tim, I'll be in my trailer. Great to meet you, Dodge.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I've got to go too, Dodge. I have to learn my script, and it's massive.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Say hi to Yonko for me.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Yeah, course I will. Wow, what can I say?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Strange Hill High is most definitely back.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's got a great cast, it's got awesome adventures
0:06:05 > 0:06:08and it is still the strangest show on CBBC.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12You lot, yeah, you lot, right there, you do not want to miss it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Rocket's Island.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24First of all, it's pretty impressive he's got his own island.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I'd love an island. Myles's Island.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I imagine I'd accidentally lose the island within a couple of days.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I swear I left it here. Where's my island.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38So the CBBC drama is coming to a close. That was meant to be curtains.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39The show is ending, oh, it was great.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Throw some flowers, but you can't throw flowers because it's a TV show,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44your flowers will be hitting the screen.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46In the last few episodes of Rocket's Island,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Rocket's worried that his friend Brandon has been cursed by goblins.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's always the way.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54If you don't bow, you'll be cursed.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56For ever.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59A goblin curse. There's nothing worse.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00So in the final episode,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02we'll get to see the conclusion to Rocket's Island.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06My prediction is that this sheep has a big role to play.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09He's got a story there. He's got something he's not telling us.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's behind the eyes. Mystery.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16In one of the other episodes, Alli makes a wish to get a best friend.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I wish...
0:07:19 > 0:07:20..for a friend...
0:07:21 > 0:07:22..my own age.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm not sure what I'd wish for if I had the chance.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I've always wanted a sloth, a pet sloth.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Either that or world peace.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32In another episode, Dibber had to make a big decision.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33What's the big decision, Myles?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36He had to ask a girl out.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Hey.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Is he OK?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47DIBBER STUTTERS
0:07:49 > 0:07:53So to overcome that, he gets lessons on how to speak to girls.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Stage one, courage under fire. Girls like a boy to be a bit of a hero.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00What we need is for Bethany Summer to find herself in danger
0:08:00 > 0:08:03and you to swoop in and save her.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06It's going to happen this very lunchtime.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08What's he going to do with a rollerblade, hit her with it?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Don't do that.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Bethany Summer.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Don't be putting girls in danger to get their attention.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Just have a chat. Step one, say, "Hello."
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Step two, I never really get to step two,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24so repeat step one, it worked the first time.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Say hello again. "Hello."
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Now you've said hello twice and it's a bit weird.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Step three, you're nervous now, you're panicking. "Hello?"
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Third time, three hellos in a row. It's risky.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Step four, she's walking away.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39"All right, it was nice chatting to you. Speak to you later."
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Anyway, that's Rocket's Island. Good show.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Good fun. Good work. Good. Good.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52LAUREN: This is Hank Zipzer, full of crazy characters including
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- human light bulb Mr Love, Mickelty saying...- Stop.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01..and Mr Rock, who has a magic hand. Did you see that?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05And what about Hank's grandpa, eh? He's a character.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Eh! My little friends.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11For some reason, I just can't pinpoint where he's from.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12It's that simple.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15OK, let's break it down. Strong accent.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20I love these simple cheeks and everything that's attached to them.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Owns a salami shop and produces salami at any given moment.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Spicy salami.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33- Makes references to lasagne.- Cooking lasagne.- And Leonardo da Vinci.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Leonardo da Vinci.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40No. No, I'm stumped. Really stumped. Just where is he from?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Hank's mum and dad, not as strange and wacky as everyone else.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48But they are when it comes to lunch.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Let's wrestle.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51So here they are having an arm wrestle,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55the loser having to make lunch for the winner.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57If I won the arm wrestling match,
0:09:57 > 0:10:02I'd probably ask for a fish finger sandwich or beans on toast or...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Lobster carbonara followed by gooseberry tiramisu.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08How is he going to whip that up for lunch?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Who has a lobster just knocking about in a cupboard?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, I'll have the lobster, please.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14On to bully boy Nick Mickelty,
0:10:14 > 0:10:19who seems to think it's really funny to pull trousers down.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- MUFFLED LAUGHTER - 'No!'
0:10:23 > 0:10:24It's OK, Hanky, it's fine.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Just pull your trousers up and we'll just crack on.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Hank, pull your trousers up.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Hank, trousers. Trousers! Pull your trousers. Pull your trousers up!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Yeah, Hank, pull your trousers up, son. It's disgraceful.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I know what he needs to do.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Sit down and chill out with a nice bit of CBBC...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Eh, look, it's Dodge! It's Dodge T Dog!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49He's my favourite, Dodge.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Look at me. Dodge, look at me. Are you watching? Dodge!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh!
0:10:56 > 0:11:02Am I meant to be amused by this CBBC? Cos I'm not. I'm not.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I'm not amused in any way shape and or form.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Right, so I'm sat here watching CBBC for Whoops, I Missed The Bus,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and my owner Mark has only gone and forgotten to tell me
0:11:11 > 0:11:12what my name is, hasn't he, eh?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Eh?! Don't they know who I am?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I'm furious, I am.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Piece of paper on my back, Sam and Mark on the telly.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Can this day get any worse?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Are you filming? Make sure you put the star filter on then.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29If your pet is a fan of CBBC, then we want to know about it.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Search pet on the website for all the details.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35OK, if CBBC was a tennis match,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38then this next bit would be the strawberries and cream.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, yes, it's time for the best bits.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I tell you what - I do love me some strawbs.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I can't believe I slept through my alarm again.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48This is always happening.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I am so sorry to keep you waiting.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54The traffic was murder.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh... Oh, I never could park.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23This has got to be one of the most surreal things I have ever done -
0:12:23 > 0:12:25feeding a hippo in somebody's kitchen.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27HE CROWS
0:12:27 > 0:12:29KIDS LAUGH
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It doesn't look very real, but if I put it in this cage,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I think you'll find that it looks a lot realer.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36If I just put it in here, look. Look at that.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Why don't we just walk out of Wimbledon, get in the car,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41just drive off into the sunset together.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47MUSIC: "At Last" by Etta James
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Nah, I think I might just watch the tennis, Sue.- Yeah, me too.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Yes, we're here in the lovely Rio 2014 to celebrate the greatest
0:12:57 > 0:13:00sport of all - shuffleboard.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06He's been...you've been...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10HE SOBS
0:13:10 > 0:13:13OK, so final attempt to get it right for
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Wimbledon World Cup shuffleboard Benny...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Back to you, John, in the studio.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25ANDY LAUGHS
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Oh, dear.- How's that?- Impressive.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Very impressive.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Hold on a minute, he had the lens cap on for the whole thing.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You are useless.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36And that's your lot for this week's Whoops, I Missed The Bus.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I tell you what - it's a good job, cos I need a lie down.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43If you want more goodies, then the CBBC iPlayer awaits your eyes.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Hang on, what's that? Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Not again!