0:00:04 > 0:00:07I'm Ben Shires, and this is Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Prepare to be Officially Amazed - see what I did there?!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14So, what do you think of The Big Performance, eh?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Are you ready to Blow Your Mind?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24HOWLING
0:00:24 > 0:00:26And what's been making you livid?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30I can't believe it! I am livid!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Our video bloggers Myles and Lauren have been speed-watching
0:00:33 > 0:00:37CBBC for the last week, to bring you all the latest gossip.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Stick around, cos we've got loads to tell you.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ladies and gentlemen, all aboard...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48OK, sit down and strap in.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52It's time for a big performance from our first blogger Myles.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54The Big Performance sees a group of six young songwriters
0:00:54 > 0:00:57go on a journey to create their own song about Word War I,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01which, as the title suggests, is going to be a big performance!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Each of them must try to compose a song to commemorate Word War I,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09a subject they know very little about.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13The Big Performance songwriters weren't even born during World War I,
0:01:13 > 0:01:14obviously - happened 100 years ago.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17But it's still important to understand the past,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19cos that's what got us here.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Not in my bedroom, I mean here, in the world.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23And to appreciate the past through music is good,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26and it's good to remember what people have done in the world.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28At the moment,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31World War I is a historical event that you might read about in a book.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I've got to bring that to life for them,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36so that they can write a song that sums up the feelings
0:01:36 > 0:01:39of a nation about one of our most important historical events.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42There are six songwriters... Held up ten fingers!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44There are six songwriters - there we go -
0:01:44 > 0:01:45working towards the final performance,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47and they're all quite different.
0:01:47 > 0:01:5114-year-old Molly from Cardiff has only been song writing for a year.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Ben is a rocker from Sussex.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Jasmine from Dagenham is a 12-year-old.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Molly from Huddersfield has performed in front of 2,000 people.
0:01:57 > 0:01:5912-year-old Sid is an ambitious songwriter.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Last but not least is Exeter lad Sam.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I wonder what they'd say about me if I was on it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'This is Myles. He plays this instrument.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:09What is it? 'Have not got a clue what that is.'
0:02:09 > 0:02:10FLAT TOOT
0:02:10 > 0:02:12'Oh, no, you are awful. Myles is not very good.'
0:02:12 > 0:02:14All right. Like to see you have a go.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17'I can't, I'm literally just a voiceover.'
0:02:17 > 0:02:20A bit more practice and I could be a toot-tooting champion.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Could be the next Vamps member.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26But not really...at all, whatsoever.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28The team actually had to perform in front of The Vamps, which is
0:02:28 > 0:02:30quite a nerve-racking experience.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Here they are - it's The Vamps.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I remember one of the biggest performances
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I had to do was a Christmas nativity show.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Not quite The Vamps, but...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I didn't have to sing, I didn't have to dance
0:02:41 > 0:02:42because I was playing a shepherd.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44All I had to do was walk up to the stage,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46carrying a sheep under my arm - not a real one.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47And that's it - simple.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50So I prepared myself for my performance
0:02:50 > 0:02:53and I walked up to the stage, and I did it. Then I fell off.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Tripped over my coat, fell off the stage, sheep went flying -
0:02:55 > 0:02:58not a real one... SHEEP BAAS
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I just stood up, audience staring at me.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I fell off the stage - wasn't meant to happen,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05that wasn't in the script, "Shepherd falls off stage."
0:03:05 > 0:03:08So I'm just going to get back up there, pretend it didn't happen.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Can I just have my sheep back? I don't know where he is.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Anyway, thankfully, no-one drops a sheep on The Big Performance -
0:03:13 > 0:03:16there isn't really any sheep in that programme.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19No-one fell off the stage and The Vamps liked it, so it's all good.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- What did you think?- That was great.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm going to go and practise this,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25see if I can become a beautiful musician.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28TOOTING No. Not yet. Nearly.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30No.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Do you know what makes me livid about CBBC?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, apparently I'm contractually obliged not to say!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38But what's been making you reet livid?
0:03:39 > 0:03:45What makes me livid is that Hacker is always banging on about meat paste.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Meat paste.- Oh...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Come on!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Hi, I'm Dodge from CBBC,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55and the reason I'm livid is that at the end of every day,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I put out a little bowl of dog treats in this very bowl,
0:03:58 > 0:04:02and then I walk in the next morning to find they are gone!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Someone has eaten them! And do you know who that is?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's Katy! Of all people, Katy eats my dog treats.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I can't believe it - I am livid! Mm!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Thank goodness no-one mentioned Officially Amazing,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17that would have been excruciatingly awkward.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Anyway, next we're off to hang out with some right clever dogs.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31BRAZILIAN MUSIC
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, Dodge, I can't chase him any more.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah, should we just stay here?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Yeah.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45House band, puh-lease!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Rio 2014, it's the football World Cup!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Ha-ha!- Ready?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54# Rio, 2014
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# Rio, 2014
0:04:56 > 0:05:02# Scoring goals at the World Cup
0:05:02 > 0:05:03# Kick it in the goal
0:05:03 > 0:05:08# Doing throw-ins and that
0:05:08 > 0:05:10# Throw it on the pitch
0:05:10 > 0:05:11# Do a header
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# Mind the corner flag
0:05:13 > 0:05:17# And the o-o-o-offside
0:05:17 > 0:05:24- BOTH:- # Rio, 2014 World Cup. #
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Are England going to win? - They're out.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- BOTH:- Come with us
0:05:34 > 0:05:39and discover unbelievable things... that will Blow Your Mind!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Blow Your Mind, it's a brand-new CBBC show,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44showing us loads of cool science stuff.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47This week was all about amazing animals,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50and amazing Chris Packhams too - look at him.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55One of the first animals that Chris goes to visit is a cockatoo
0:05:55 > 0:05:57that can pick locks!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- CHRIS:- Muppet has done this before,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04and he delivers...a masterclass.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Right! That is a bit freaky, that.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08How have they learnt to do that? What are they doing?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11He quickly removes the pin.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And then the screw.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Wow, so Muppet the cockatoo is a master safecracker.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18If you're at home, you'd better lock your windows and doors.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21DOOR CREAKS
0:06:21 > 0:06:23BIRD CROWS
0:06:23 > 0:06:24In another one of the episodes,
0:06:24 > 0:06:30Chris went to see how chimpanzees can actually lie to each other.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35A zookeeper shows a chimpanzee called Missy where a banana is hidden,
0:06:35 > 0:06:39but she doesn't show it to the other chimpanzee Rita.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Missy then lies to Rita about knowing where the banana is,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46so that she gets the banana and Rita doesn't!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50But if they're lying about that, what else are they lying about?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Look, I'm going to ask you one more time, did you just do a trump?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57No!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00BELL RINGS
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I do love Chris Packham though,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04he is one of my favourite people on television.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I actually went out recently and bought him
0:07:07 > 0:07:09a little something for his birthday.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It was nothing really, it was just a little bottle of aftershave for him.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15They've got expensive taste, these animals,
0:07:15 > 0:07:16so I'm just going to sneak down here...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Hang on! What's he got in his hand there?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21..put some of this on the grass...
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Is that my aftershave?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23..see what happens.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28I didn't buy it for the grass, Chris, I bought it for you - lovely gift.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, spraying it everywhere now, are you?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Go on, just spray away.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, there goes a tenner.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38More than a tenner, Chris, I saved up for that for you!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Little present and he does that.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45New Eau De Wolf. HOWL you wear it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Johnny and Inel have a sketch show...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03No, not like drawing sketches, it's funny sketches.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06That's literally just the word "funny" drawn onto a piece of paper.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10That's just a cat. You've drawn a cat. You're confused.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13OK, so The Johnny And Inel Show is a comedy sketch show.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15No drawings, just laughs. Just a lot of good laughs.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19The Johnny And Inel Show - must have been hard thinking up that name.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's kind of a show where everything happens.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You want talking hair? You can have talking hair.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yo, Beanie.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I wonder how they think of their ideas. "Johnny, you've got hair.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31"Make it talk."
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Beanie, wake up!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34In-between all the funny sketches,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Johnny and Inel have famous people that pop up.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40In the first episode, The Saturdays popped in for a chat.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Didn't have much going on that day.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45"Should we pop in for a chat with Johnny and Inel...on the moon?"
0:08:45 > 0:08:46"On the moon? Why not?"
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Is that The Saturdays? - Hello.- Hi!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53In one episode, the whole Johnny and Inel team
0:08:53 > 0:08:55go on a team-bonding exercise to crazy golf.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Crazy golf as part of our team-bonding session.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59That's really imaginative.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I went to crazy golf once, and it was my turn to hit the ball.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I just hit it - and I'm not making this up -
0:09:04 > 0:09:06the ball hit off some fences,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08skimmed over the water and dropped straight into the hole.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10It was like the ball had a mind of its own.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13That's not really relevant to The Johnny And Inel Show,
0:09:13 > 0:09:14but I just wanted to share with someone
0:09:14 > 0:09:16the one time I was accidently good at golf.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Here's another crazy golf story.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22I once swung the golf club with such passion that I forgot to grip.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Just flew straight out of my hands.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I saw it soaring off into the distance
0:09:26 > 0:09:29like a beautiful golf-club-shaped bird.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Goodbye, my friend. Over the horizon, into the sunset.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34It was just stuck up a tree - couldn't get it back.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Anyway, The Johnny And Inel Show, it'll make you laugh
0:09:37 > 0:09:40if you like it, it'll make you cry if you don't.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42The Johnny And Inel... The Johnny And Inel Sh...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44The Johnny And Inel Sh... What is happening?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47The Johnny And In-en... The Johnny And...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48The Johnny And Inel...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Johnny And Inel. There we go.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Bloopers!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Right, from one LOL to another,
0:09:54 > 0:09:58it's time to reveal what your pets are actually thinking.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And by the way, this isn't official in any way.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I don't really want to watch this.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I want to be outside chasing sticks.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Are they filming?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Am I watching?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Oh, I love it, yeah!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Just sitting here, mate, watching CBBC.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Lovely. Don't get much better than this - food, CBBC,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19me little bed. Lovely, yeah!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Look! Look! I'm on Friday Download!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's watch it again.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27There I am! I'm on the telly - I'm famous!
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Oh, once more.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I love this show "furry" much.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Do you get it? Furry - sounds a bit like very!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37It's all right this Officially Amazing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38I like this Ben Shires fella,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40he's a good guy, I've heard.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Hey, put your hand down, mate, I'm watching telly here!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Why, thank you, Squeaky!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You're not so bad yourself.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50If you want to know what your pet thinks of CBBC,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53go to the website and search "pet".
0:10:53 > 0:10:58OK, it's time for the creme de la creme of the past week on CBBC,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00the top-notch talent, the best of the best.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04# Baby, every time you love me
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# In and out my life
0:11:06 > 0:11:09# In, out, baby
0:11:09 > 0:11:13# Tell me if you really love me
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# In and out my life
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# In, out, baby... #
0:11:17 > 0:11:20What we'll do, boys and girls, is count him down from ten.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Going to see if he can do it in ten seconds.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Count with me down from ten. Here we go...
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- ALL:- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34five, four, three...
0:11:34 > 0:11:35'Here he comes. Has he done it?'
0:11:35 > 0:11:37..two, one.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And there he is, completely inside the hoops.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Oh, Hacker.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46This says, "Dear Hacker, you are now the new big, big cheese."
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Then that means...?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51That means you are in charge of the CBBC channel
0:11:51 > 0:11:52and all who dwell within it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Finally! About time!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Don't worry, Chris, it's not going to change me one drop.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Thank goodness for that.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01If there one last thing that I want, it's for it to change you.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Wa-woo!?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Now kiss my feet!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Kiss 'em.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Kiss me feet!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Rowanna places a one-way mirror inside the observation window
0:12:12 > 0:12:14to test the dolphins.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Dolphins don't behave like this if they simply meet another dolphin.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29This suggests that they understand
0:12:29 > 0:12:32that what they're seeing isn't another animal,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34but a reflection of themselves.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- That's me done.- Very good.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41I think Iggy's OK.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Iggy's rather good, I think.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I think you've got the eyebrows that I haven't got.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I want you to be a chair so I can sit on you!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- What?- I shall sit on you...
0:12:52 > 0:12:54We've already done this, why do it again?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57What possible reason would you come back to sit on my lap...?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58WATER RUNS
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Finish him!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Looks like there'll be no elevator action for you,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16not even any elevator action too, which isn't as good.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh-oh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Game over! Game over, man.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Cheer up, it's only a joke!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Only a joke? This is my life!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Cupcake!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34That's what I'm talking about.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Dee-do-de-de, dee-do-de-de
0:13:38 > 0:13:43# I don't have no time for no monkey business
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Dee-do-de-de, dee-do-de-de
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# I get so lonely, lonely, lonely lonely, yeah
0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Got to be some good times ahead... #
0:13:54 > 0:13:56And stop the clock!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's it for this week's Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01If you want more TV treats, head to CBBC IPlayer.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Adieu, my friends.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Now, where's this bus?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, well, that's just marvellous, isn't it?!