4:08:50 > 4:08:52Could it be? Shall we see?
4:08:52 > 4:08:53Me and thee with CBBC
4:08:53 > 4:08:55on Whoops I Missed The...B.
4:08:55 > 4:08:57Nah, doesn't work, that. Ah, well.
4:08:57 > 4:09:00At least we've got a bunch of televisual treats in store for you.
4:09:00 > 4:09:02Get your eyes around this.
4:09:02 > 4:09:06It's full of character, drama and everything else.
4:09:06 > 4:09:08What are they doing now?
4:09:08 > 4:09:10- Amelia, I baked you a cookie! - SHE SHRIEKS
4:09:10 > 4:09:13And could someone explain this to me, please?
4:09:13 > 4:09:17I feel like Peter Andre under that waterfall.
4:09:17 > 4:09:20Vlogging at you with their lyrical prowess
4:09:20 > 4:09:23is Whoops' very own rhyming couplet Myles and Laura.
4:09:23 > 4:09:26Rhyming is easy if a little bit cheesy.
4:09:26 > 4:09:29Let's talk CBBC, cos it'll be breezy.
4:09:29 > 4:09:30It needs work, I'll admit.
4:09:34 > 4:09:37First up, delivering his usual melodic sonnet,
4:09:37 > 4:09:40is our very own bard of the bus, Myles.
4:09:40 > 4:09:42Go on, lad, we're all ears.
4:09:43 > 4:09:44- I'm Lauren.- And I'm Mark.
4:09:44 > 4:09:46And this is The Dengineers.
4:09:46 > 4:09:51The show that puts you in charge of building your very own dream Den.
4:09:51 > 4:09:54Lauren from the Dengineers looks very similar to another Lauren
4:09:54 > 4:09:55who used to vlog on this show.
4:09:55 > 4:09:57I don't think it is her. I mean, it can't be her,
4:09:57 > 4:10:00cos I don't think that Lauren knew Mark Wright,
4:10:00 > 4:10:02so I think it's just another Lauren. Anyway, the Dengineers,
4:10:02 > 4:10:05they make very cool dens for people, which I like.
4:10:05 > 4:10:07I was always making dens as a kid. I loved it. Bring some snacks in,
4:10:07 > 4:10:10put a duvet across some chairs, all my friends...
4:10:10 > 4:10:11couldn't make it.
4:10:11 > 4:10:14Better than that, though, the Dengineers made a camouflage den
4:10:14 > 4:10:16for Ben, which is very cool.
4:10:16 > 4:10:18He does seem more impressed by a wall, though.
4:10:18 > 4:10:21I just thought it would just be plain walls,
4:10:21 > 4:10:23but with this it looks amazing.
4:10:24 > 4:10:26Wow.
4:10:26 > 4:10:28So Ben's going for a survival-themed den, but for me,
4:10:28 > 4:10:31I think I'd like a nice view. Something in the sky.
4:10:31 > 4:10:34Could the Dengineers do that? I mean, they're good,
4:10:34 > 4:10:35but can they make a den fly?
4:10:35 > 4:10:37Mark Wright just floating off on a balloon,
4:10:37 > 4:10:39my room gradually getting higher and higher into space.
4:10:39 > 4:10:42It'd be fun. Dangerous. I'm going to apply for the Dengineers.
4:10:42 > 4:10:45An unexpected treat on this episode was a surprise Steve Backshall,
4:10:45 > 4:10:47which is the best type of Steve Backshall.
4:10:47 > 4:10:49Steve, can you come out?
4:10:52 > 4:10:54How long was he waiting in those bushes for?
4:10:54 > 4:10:56Just in the grass for hours. "The grass is my den now.
4:10:56 > 4:10:58"I'm Steve Backshall." Steve's there to show Ben
4:10:58 > 4:11:00how he makes dens when he's in the wild.
4:11:00 > 4:11:02Clip that in over there.
4:11:04 > 4:11:05Just onto there.
4:11:05 > 4:11:08- All right, Ben, do you want to climb in?- Yeah.
4:11:08 > 4:11:10I'm always a little bit worried getting this hammock out
4:11:10 > 4:11:12when I've been on a long jungle trip, cos I don't know
4:11:12 > 4:11:15what I'm going to find in it. There could be a tarantula
4:11:15 > 4:11:16or a scorpion or something lurking inside.
4:11:16 > 4:11:18He just uses ropes and a sheet for a hammock.
4:11:18 > 4:11:21I was like, "I could do that." I think I'm Steve Backshall now.
4:11:21 > 4:11:24I can do that. Just use what you have around you.
4:11:24 > 4:11:26In the wild, you've got to use what you have around you.
4:11:26 > 4:11:30Like pillows, in the wild. Just natural tree pillows, sometimes.
4:11:30 > 4:11:33Nice soft, sturdy supports. That's one side done.
4:11:33 > 4:11:35That falls over nicely.
4:11:35 > 4:11:37Get the blanket across, just lay it across,
4:11:37 > 4:11:40and there we go. Den complete. You're in your own magical world.
4:11:40 > 4:11:42No-one knows you're under here.
4:11:42 > 4:11:44Your parents walk in - "Where's Myles?"
4:11:44 > 4:11:46So that's the Dengineers.
4:11:46 > 4:11:48Not this. Better than pillows.
4:11:48 > 4:11:50"Better than pillows, the Dengineers."
4:11:50 > 4:11:52That's the official slogan.
4:11:52 > 4:11:54There is a young man called Myles
4:11:54 > 4:11:55He vlogs in amusing styles
4:11:55 > 4:11:56But on with our plans
4:11:56 > 4:11:58Our 15-second fans
4:11:58 > 4:12:00With their vlogs and adorable smiles.
4:12:00 > 4:12:02My favourite show is The Next Step,
4:12:02 > 4:12:06because it's full of character, drama and everything else.
4:12:06 > 4:12:09And I just love it, because it's amazing,
4:12:09 > 4:12:11and it just teaches you how to...
4:12:13 > 4:12:16- ..dance!- Nice one!
4:12:16 > 4:12:18My favourite show is Strange Hill High,
4:12:18 > 4:12:22because there's always something strange happening,
4:12:22 > 4:12:27and I want there to be a new series this year at some point.
4:12:27 > 4:12:28Well done!
4:12:28 > 4:12:29- BOTH:- We love Hetty Feather.
4:12:29 > 4:12:32I love it cos she's exciting and adventurous,
4:12:32 > 4:12:34and always getting into heaps of trouble.
4:12:34 > 4:12:37I love it cos I love her hair and I love Polly.
4:12:37 > 4:12:38Cracking!
4:12:38 > 4:12:41Hello, CBBC. My favourite show is The Next Step
4:12:41 > 4:12:43because it has loads of drama in it,
4:12:43 > 4:12:48and my favourite character is Riley and Michelle.
4:12:48 > 4:12:52And yeah, my friends also like it, too. Bye!
4:12:52 > 4:12:54Oh, you do make me proud, you lot.
4:12:54 > 4:12:57And if you want to join our legion of quickfire critics,
4:12:57 > 4:13:00then record a 15-second mini vlog about your favourite CBBC show
4:13:00 > 4:13:03and send it in via the Whoops web page.
4:13:03 > 4:13:06From your favourite shows to the energetic art of ballroom.
4:13:06 > 4:13:09One has to be dextrous, graceful,
4:13:09 > 4:13:12and not a talking dog with two left feet.
4:13:14 > 4:13:17Hacker goes behind the scenes
4:13:17 > 4:13:20of Strictly Come Dancing!
4:13:21 > 4:13:22"Wow," I hear you say!
4:13:22 > 4:13:25You've never seen a canine friend with such moves.
4:13:25 > 4:13:29Well, cockers, I'm a-waltzing, if you're asking.
4:13:29 > 4:13:31Let's quickstep to it!
4:13:31 > 4:13:34When I was asked to perform with a special someone,
4:13:34 > 4:13:37I wasn't sure if it was the right career move for me.
4:13:37 > 4:13:39But then I thought, "Why not?"
4:13:39 > 4:13:41I'm destined for the bright, shiny lights,
4:13:41 > 4:13:46and with a high-kick like mine, I'd be foolish to keep it to myself.
4:13:48 > 4:13:50When appearing on Strictly, you've got to look the part,
4:13:50 > 4:13:53and there's only one viable option, cocker.
4:13:53 > 4:13:55And that is to glow from head to toe.
4:13:55 > 4:13:59Yes, dinky-doo-dahs, the glowier the better.
4:13:59 > 4:14:00Oooh, I can't wait!
4:14:04 > 4:14:05I'm ready, cocker.
4:14:05 > 4:14:07Ready for you to work wonders.
4:14:07 > 4:14:10I mean, I'm already a wonder to look at.
4:14:10 > 4:14:12I'm not sure what else they can do, to be honest.
4:14:12 > 4:14:13Ooh, no!
4:14:13 > 4:14:15Oooh. Mmmm!
4:14:20 > 4:14:21Ah.
4:14:21 > 4:14:25Ooh, I say, eh? Perhaps they can work wonders.
4:14:25 > 4:14:28I feel like Peter Andre under that waterfall. Hoo-ooh!
4:14:28 > 4:14:30Which way's wardrobe?
4:14:30 > 4:14:32Oh, that way.
4:14:32 > 4:14:35If it ain't sparkly and spangly, it ain't coming in.
4:14:35 > 4:14:38That, my friends, is the mantra of the Strictly Come Dancing
4:14:38 > 4:14:42wardrobe department, and by jingo, they love a sequin or two.
4:14:42 > 4:14:45Hey, cockers, I've come to be measured for tonight's performance.
4:14:45 > 4:14:48I need something that can accommodate my high-kick. Look.
4:14:48 > 4:14:50HE GROANS
4:14:50 > 4:14:51High, isn't it?
4:14:53 > 4:14:54Hello, Vicky.
4:14:54 > 4:14:57I need a costume for my Strictly Come Dancing thing.
4:14:57 > 4:15:00- Can you show us some options, please?- Oh, all right, then.
4:15:00 > 4:15:03- What about this red one? - No, don't like that one.
4:15:03 > 4:15:06- What about the pink one? - Come on, it's too long.
4:15:06 > 4:15:08It'll trip me up, that, cocker. I'll go flying.
4:15:08 > 4:15:10What about lots of sparkles?
4:15:10 > 4:15:13I quite like the sparkles, but the colour's not... Nah.
4:15:13 > 4:15:15No, I've not a fan of what you've chosen for me.
4:15:15 > 4:15:16HE GASPS
4:15:16 > 4:15:20Then, when I least expected it, I saw the one!
4:15:25 > 4:15:27I've never been more ready for this.
4:15:35 > 4:15:39You all right, Jo? I'm here, cocker. I'm here for our dance.
4:15:39 > 4:15:42- That's some eight-pack. - No, hey, eyes up here, cocker!
4:15:42 > 4:15:44- Sorry.- Yes, look up. Although you can't blame her
4:15:44 > 4:15:47for having a quick glance, can you? It is quite impressive.
4:15:47 > 4:15:51Please welcome to the floor Hacker T Dog and his partner, Jo.
4:15:51 > 4:15:54- Clutch me by the withered old claw. - Let's go.- Let's do it.
4:15:57 > 4:16:00LATIN MUSIC PLAYS
4:16:21 > 4:16:25Thanks, Hacker and Jo. Rehearsals are over.
4:16:25 > 4:16:27Rehearsals?! Are you having a giraffe?
4:16:27 > 4:16:30I've just danced my little doggie heart out on that dance floor,
4:16:30 > 4:16:32and you're telling me that wasn't the real performance?
4:16:32 > 4:16:36- When's the actual show, cocker? - It's tonight, in a few hours.
4:16:36 > 4:16:39- I'm off to stretch. You coming? - Wouldn't have thought so.
4:16:39 > 4:16:42I've got to go and catch the last train to Wigan.
4:16:42 > 4:16:44Oh, I'll never be quite the same again.
4:16:49 > 4:16:52I've been watching Secret Life Of Boys.
4:16:52 > 4:16:55There were bugs, skateboards and talking pancakes. Standard.
4:16:55 > 4:16:58You'll never defeat the zombie pancakes.
4:16:58 > 4:17:00Are those teeth?
4:17:00 > 4:17:03This week, Robbie went on a hunt to help redecorate a skateboard
4:17:03 > 4:17:05for Ginger, and got cracking on another invention.
4:17:05 > 4:17:07Now, he already has the glow-in-the-dark paint...
4:17:09 > 4:17:11EVIL LAUGHTER
4:17:11 > 4:17:12..the darts...
4:17:12 > 4:17:13SIREN BLARES
4:17:13 > 4:17:15..and the super slip.
4:17:15 > 4:17:17CRASH CAT YOWLS
4:17:17 > 4:17:18- HE LAUGHS - Whoa!
4:17:18 > 4:17:21So I think it's about time he gets a new invention, right?
4:17:21 > 4:17:24How about a skateboard with an added crash mat to it?
4:17:24 > 4:17:26I mean, enough people fall over in that household.
4:17:26 > 4:17:27How's this...?
4:17:27 > 4:17:29CRASH CAT YOWLS
4:17:29 > 4:17:32Or how about a dress that can turn into trousers for Ginger
4:17:32 > 4:17:34so she doesn't upset her aunt?
4:17:34 > 4:17:35Ugh.
4:17:35 > 4:17:37- Did you see the dress, Ginger? - Oh, yes.
4:17:37 > 4:17:39Love it. Can't wait to wear it.
4:17:39 > 4:17:41Lies. She hates it.
4:17:41 > 4:17:43What would you call that? Drousers? Tress?
4:17:43 > 4:17:44Tress, hm.
4:17:44 > 4:17:48Or maybe Robbie would benefit from a secret security system for his room.
4:17:48 > 4:17:49Stop!
4:17:49 > 4:17:51ALARM BLARES
4:17:51 > 4:17:53Hm, Ethan already has one of them.
4:17:53 > 4:17:55Maybe it's to protect him from the food ninja.
4:17:55 > 4:17:57Although, if you've watched enough of my vlogs,
4:17:57 > 4:18:00you'll know that food plus ninja equals Laura.
4:18:00 > 4:18:03Matt, I think it's time for a food ninja-off.
4:18:03 > 4:18:06- BELL RINGS - Hu-hu-hu!
4:18:06 > 4:18:07Wargh!
4:18:07 > 4:18:08Rargh!
4:18:08 > 4:18:09Huaargh!
4:18:09 > 4:18:11Hu-hu-hya! Hya!
4:18:14 > 4:18:16Waaaargh!
4:18:16 > 4:18:19One more thing - didn't that iguana look very familiar?
4:18:20 > 4:18:23It looks very similar to Katherine in Hank Zipzer.
4:18:23 > 4:18:26I reckon there's just one showbiz iguana for all of CBBC.
4:18:26 > 4:18:30Could you imagine that? The CBBC iguana calling all the shots,
4:18:30 > 4:18:33demanding a bigger dressing room or asking to get her hair done.
4:18:33 > 4:18:35Maybe that's one of the secrets in Secret Life Of Boys.
4:18:35 > 4:18:38It's a good show, and there's loads of extra secrets, goodies
4:18:38 > 4:18:40and jokes on the CBBC website.
4:18:40 > 4:18:42I'm going to check it out now and see if it can give me
4:18:42 > 4:18:44any ideas for Robbie's next invention.
4:18:44 > 4:18:47I still think I've got something here with dress-trousers.
4:18:47 > 4:18:49Drousers. Tresses?
4:18:54 > 4:18:56There's a new season of Millie Inbetween.
4:18:59 > 4:19:02Which is about a girl called Millie trying to get to grips
4:19:02 > 4:19:05with her family life after her parents separate.
4:19:05 > 4:19:09- And I realised you've got a lot in common with Millie, Amelia.- Do I?
4:19:09 > 4:19:11Yeah. You like to measure yourself.
4:19:11 > 4:19:13Dad always did this on our birthdays,
4:19:13 > 4:19:14so I'm keeping up tradition.
4:19:14 > 4:19:17I do like to measure myself.
4:19:18 > 4:19:22Although Millie does actually grow taller.
4:19:23 > 4:19:26Oh, I've grown massively. Result!
4:19:26 > 4:19:27No result!
4:19:27 > 4:19:30Millie also doesn't like surprises.
4:19:30 > 4:19:31I hate surprises.
4:19:31 > 4:19:34Just like you.
4:19:34 > 4:19:37- Surprise! - SHE SHRIEKS
4:19:37 > 4:19:39Considering she doesn't like surprises,
4:19:39 > 4:19:42it's mentioned an awful lot. Just saying.
4:19:42 > 4:19:43- Surprise, surprise.- Surprise. - Surprise!
4:19:43 > 4:19:45- Surprise.- Surprise.- Surprise!
4:19:45 > 4:19:46- Surprise!- Surprise.
4:19:46 > 4:19:49- Surprise.- SURPRISE!- Oh!
4:19:49 > 4:19:52Don't say it. Don't you dare.
4:19:52 > 4:19:54Oh, have you got something planned?
4:19:54 > 4:19:57Me? No. What would I have planned?
4:19:57 > 4:19:59OK, then.
4:19:59 > 4:20:01Was that whole folder for Millie's party?
4:20:01 > 4:20:03Well, actually,
4:20:03 > 4:20:05she has a whole notepad as well.
4:20:05 > 4:20:07What's inside?
4:20:08 > 4:20:10It's a surprise.
4:20:10 > 4:20:13There. Told you I could make a cake.
4:20:13 > 4:20:16You can't cook either, Amelia. Why aren't you on this show?
4:20:16 > 4:20:17You're basically all the characters.
4:20:17 > 4:20:20- What do you reckon?- Wow.
4:20:20 > 4:20:22It's like the Bad British Bake-off.
4:20:22 > 4:20:23It's harder than it looks.
4:20:23 > 4:20:26- THUDDING - And that's saying something.
4:20:26 > 4:20:28So what if I can't cook?
4:20:28 > 4:20:30It's why I've got you.
4:20:30 > 4:20:32Amelia, I baked you a cookie as a...
4:20:32 > 4:20:34SHE SHRIEKS
4:20:34 > 4:20:36..surprise.
4:20:36 > 4:20:38Grace and Amelia there with Millie Inbetween.
4:20:38 > 4:20:41The show. I don't mean that Millie was sat between them. Or was she?
4:20:41 > 4:20:43I wasn't paying close enough attention.
4:20:43 > 4:20:46But perhaps your furry friends have been.
4:20:46 > 4:20:47It's time for...
4:20:47 > 4:20:48What you thinking, pet?
4:20:48 > 4:20:50Oh, Steve. So brave.
4:20:50 > 4:20:53So courageous. Hiking from pole to pole.
4:20:53 > 4:20:57It makes me want to get up and explore every corner of the globe!
4:20:57 > 4:21:00Just, you know, after I've watched a bit more telly.
4:21:00 > 4:21:03You can't rush that, can you?
4:21:03 > 4:21:05All right, you've had your fun. Propping me up like this.
4:21:05 > 4:21:07Sticking Ultimate Brain on the telly.
4:21:07 > 4:21:09Getting the cushions all cosy and that.
4:21:09 > 4:21:12But I've got places to be, mice to chase,
4:21:12 > 4:21:15tuna to nibble. Put that that camera down
4:21:15 > 4:21:16and let me get on with it, eh?
4:21:16 > 4:21:18Oi, are you listening to me?
4:21:18 > 4:21:22The Secret Life Of Boys, eh? What a novel idea.
4:21:22 > 4:21:24I for one approve.
4:21:24 > 4:21:26Just with one tiny little change.
4:21:26 > 4:21:29It would be vastly improved with a cast of guinea pigs.
4:21:29 > 4:21:31Look at me, for example.
4:21:31 > 4:21:34I'm majestic, I'm charismatic,
4:21:34 > 4:21:36and above all, I'm cheap.
4:21:36 > 4:21:39Go on, I'll do it for a pellet.
4:21:39 > 4:21:41Excellent work, Dodge, my boy.
4:21:41 > 4:21:43You prank that silly human man!
4:21:43 > 4:21:48He can't keep up with your vastly superior canine intelligence.
4:21:48 > 4:21:51One day we shall rule the world.
4:21:51 > 4:21:53HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
4:21:53 > 4:21:57Does your dog adore Dodge? Is your hamster addicted to Hank Zipzer?
4:21:57 > 4:22:00Then film a 20-second clip of them binging some CBBC goodness
4:22:00 > 4:22:02and send it in via the Whoops web page.
4:22:02 > 4:22:06They could end up watching themselves on the telly next week. Imagine that.
4:22:06 > 4:22:08What you thinking, pet?
4:22:08 > 4:22:11It's only fitting to end the show on a wonderfully witty verse
4:22:11 > 4:22:13that will entertain and inspire.
4:22:13 > 4:22:15Should probably get to work on that.
4:22:15 > 4:22:17Till then, here are this week's best bets.
4:22:19 > 4:22:21Noah seems to be doing a really great job at directing us,
4:22:21 > 4:22:23cos I feel super-safe and in control,
4:22:23 > 4:22:26and I can tell that the crowd is loving it.
4:22:29 > 4:22:30I started in J-Troupe.
4:22:31 > 4:22:35Everyone was overlooking me and I was never getting in any dances.
4:22:35 > 4:22:39But now people are relying on me, and they believe in me.
4:22:39 > 4:22:42This is a personal win for me, no matter what.
4:22:42 > 4:22:46What happened to Henry VIII's wives?
4:22:46 > 4:22:49- Oh, Ed knows this, don't you?- Yes, I've got a little rhyme for this.
4:22:49 > 4:22:51- What is it?- Divorced, beheaded, died...- OK.
4:22:51 > 4:22:54- ..divorced, beheaded, survived! - Lovely little poem.
4:22:54 > 4:22:59- ALL:- Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
4:22:59 > 4:23:03Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived!
4:23:03 > 4:23:06Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived!
4:23:06 > 4:23:08FIRE ALARM BEEPS
4:23:08 > 4:23:11- Oh, do something!- You do something!
4:23:11 > 4:23:15- Jess!- Tell her to do something. - Me?!
4:23:15 > 4:23:17Hey, let me out.
4:23:17 > 4:23:19Let me out right now!
4:23:19 > 4:23:21I'm coming, Jess!
4:23:21 > 4:23:24- Are we on fire?- I don't know.
4:23:24 > 4:23:26Right, downstairs now.
4:23:26 > 4:23:28No running, OK?
4:23:28 > 4:23:29Are we on fire?
4:23:29 > 4:23:32The kitchen is, but I've got my Jeffs.
4:23:32 > 4:23:35Floss, if there's a fire, you get out, OK?
4:23:35 > 4:23:39Everyone downstairs now. You know the drill. Come on, guys.
4:23:40 > 4:23:43- You say nothing, got it? - I won't. I promise.
4:23:44 > 4:23:48See anything you missed? Well, head to the CBBC iPlayer, by Jove!
4:23:48 > 4:23:49Oh, time for one last poem.
4:23:49 > 4:23:50Goodbye for now
4:23:50 > 4:23:52Please don't make a fuss
4:23:52 > 4:23:54We'll be back next week if I don't miss the bus.
4:23:54 > 4:23:57Oh, it's gone. Hope I've got money for a taxi.