Episode 30

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4:19:11 > 4:19:14Don't you dare go anywhere. Unless you need the loo.

4:19:14 > 4:19:16Or you've got the toast on. Or the cat needs to be let in.

4:19:16 > 4:19:20But if not, don't go anywhere cos it's Whoops, I Missed the Bus.

4:19:21 > 4:19:23We've got a slice of this...

4:19:23 > 4:19:25The show's cleverly written, brilliantly edited,

4:19:25 > 4:19:27hilarious and touching.

4:19:27 > 4:19:29..a big pinch of that...

4:19:29 > 4:19:31What do you mean they're not real?

4:19:31 > 4:19:34..and a heaping dollop of something else.

4:19:37 > 4:19:40And, because they picked up their milk and took the bins out yesterday,

4:19:40 > 4:19:43we're joined by our punctual pair of vlogging pals.

4:19:43 > 4:19:45It's Laura and Myles.

4:19:45 > 4:19:47Yeah, I've cleaned the oven, fed the fish, fed the oven,

4:19:47 > 4:19:49and there's nothing but CBBC from here on out.

4:19:49 > 4:19:51Unless I forgot to bring the washing in.

4:19:51 > 4:19:53I forgot to bring the washing in.

4:19:57 > 4:19:59There's loads to come, so make meself comfy.

4:19:59 > 4:20:03But first, let us find out what Laura thinks of a magical new addition

4:20:03 > 4:20:05to the CBBC channel.

4:20:05 > 4:20:07There's a new show on CBBC called Jamillah And Aladdin.

4:20:07 > 4:20:10Yes, you've probably guessed by the name Aladdin, it has a genie in it.

4:20:10 > 4:20:12Tell me your wish.

4:20:16 > 4:20:18Who wouldn't want a genie to grant your wishes?

4:20:18 > 4:20:20And bake, sort of.

4:20:20 > 4:20:22Jamillah!

4:20:22 > 4:20:23Sorry I've been so wrong,

4:20:23 > 4:20:27but I've been baking you a cake to celebrate your first ever trip.

4:20:27 > 4:20:30You'd think, as a genie, you wouldn't really need to bother

4:20:30 > 4:20:33baking, would you? You'd just magic up a Victoria sponge

4:20:33 > 4:20:34or a carrot cake in an instant.

4:20:34 > 4:20:36Or maybe a nice flapjack.

4:20:36 > 4:20:39Mm! Wait, I got distracted again by cake.

4:20:39 > 4:20:40I do this in every vlog.

4:20:40 > 4:20:43If I had a genie, I wouldn't use up my wishes on cake.

4:20:43 > 4:20:44Not all of them, anyway.

4:20:44 > 4:20:46It's a good job Jamillah can look after herself

4:20:46 > 4:20:48because the genie does seem to go missing a fair bit.

4:20:48 > 4:20:49Aladdin gets arrested.

4:20:49 > 4:20:52Tell Aladdin's mother that he'll be held until she pays

4:20:52 > 4:20:53for my fruit.

4:20:53 > 4:20:54Oh! No genie in sight.

4:20:54 > 4:20:57Jamillah gets transported to a completely different place

4:20:57 > 4:20:58she has no understanding of...

4:20:58 > 4:21:01- BEEPING - Wait, don't go!

4:21:01 > 4:21:03Again, Genie? Hello?

4:21:03 > 4:21:04Jamillah breaks a basket of eggs.

4:21:04 > 4:21:05- CHICKENS CLUCK - Hey!

4:21:08 > 4:21:09Oh!

4:21:09 > 4:21:11Clumsy girl!

4:21:11 > 4:21:13Genie, this would be a really good time to show up.

4:21:13 > 4:21:15And, let me guess, when they knock over the fruit,

4:21:15 > 4:21:16he's nowhere to be seen.

4:21:16 > 4:21:18Oh, God!

4:21:18 > 4:21:19Blundering buffalo!

4:21:19 > 4:21:21Yes, definitely not the right time for a genie

4:21:21 > 4:21:22to be having the day off.

4:21:22 > 4:21:23Wait, hang on a second.

4:21:23 > 4:21:25God!

4:21:25 > 4:21:27Did you see that? Pause!

4:21:27 > 4:21:29What?! Aladdin knocked four apples that fell to the floor,

4:21:29 > 4:21:33but the guards demanded WAY more fruit than that as a repayment.

4:21:33 > 4:21:3530 persimmons, 15 lemons,

4:21:35 > 4:21:38two dozen apples and...

4:21:38 > 4:21:39- ..pears.- Pears!

4:21:39 > 4:21:42Pears, 145 pears.

4:21:42 > 4:21:44Right, this man needs some maths lessons

4:21:44 > 4:21:46because he has definitely not added that up right.

4:21:46 > 4:21:48And don't even ask me what a persimmon is.

4:21:48 > 4:21:51I doubt it's better than a fig, based on Aladdin's reaction.

4:21:51 > 4:21:55- HE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY:- A fig!

4:21:55 > 4:21:57I suppose they didn't have smartphones or video games

4:21:57 > 4:22:00in those days, so maybe a fig was a great gift.

4:22:00 > 4:22:03Christmas shopping in those days must have been so easy.

4:22:03 > 4:22:05"Do you want an apple? Do you want some eggs?"

4:22:05 > 4:22:06"Nah, I'll take a fig."

4:22:07 > 4:22:09Mm.

4:22:09 > 4:22:10It's all right.

4:22:10 > 4:22:12I'd still rather a computer game, though.

4:22:12 > 4:22:15I spent ages rubbing a lamp once, trying to make a genie appear.

4:22:15 > 4:22:18Eventually, the manager did ask me to leave the store,

4:22:18 > 4:22:21but who needs wishes when you've got 15 Second Fans?

4:22:21 > 4:22:23I like The Next Step because it's so fun.

4:22:23 > 4:22:26I like all the drama and the excitement.

4:22:26 > 4:22:28I really want to keep positive

4:22:28 > 4:22:32because I really want The Next Step to win Internationals.

4:22:32 > 4:22:33Fingers crossed.

4:22:33 > 4:22:34Brilliant!

4:22:34 > 4:22:36I'm a mahoosive fan of Four O'Clock Club.

4:22:36 > 4:22:38I've watched it since it first aired

4:22:38 > 4:22:39and I still love it.

4:22:39 > 4:22:41The show is cleverly written, brilliantly edited,

4:22:41 > 4:22:43hilarious and touching,

4:22:43 > 4:22:45with the best soundtrack of, like, anything ever.

4:22:45 > 4:22:48Favourite character? Well, we need them all in my opinion.

4:22:48 > 4:22:49Well done!

4:22:49 > 4:22:51My favourite show is The Dumping Ground

4:22:51 > 4:22:54because it's amazing and I love the storyline.

4:22:54 > 4:22:57And it's really funny and I just love going home on the couch

4:22:57 > 4:22:59and just watching it

4:22:59 > 4:23:01because you don't know what's going to happen next.

4:23:01 > 4:23:02Cracking. Next!

4:23:02 > 4:23:05Favourite shows are Blue Peter and...

4:23:07 > 4:23:09Technobabble.

4:23:09 > 4:23:11Because they're great...

4:23:11 > 4:23:12- BOTH:- ..amazing.

4:23:12 > 4:23:15- And they're great shows. - And they're great shows.

4:23:15 > 4:23:18- Thanks, CBBC. Bye!- Bye!

4:23:18 > 4:23:20Give yourselves a pat on the back, by Jove.

4:23:20 > 4:23:23If you can sum up your CBBC faves in 15 seconds

4:23:23 > 4:23:26and fancy appearing on your own telly box in the process,

4:23:26 > 4:23:27then record your mini vlog

4:23:27 > 4:23:29and send it in via the Whoops webpage.

4:23:29 > 4:23:32It'll be a treat for the eyes!

4:23:32 > 4:23:33But from you to him.

4:23:33 > 4:23:35You know him, with the badges and the big grin.

4:23:35 > 4:23:36No, not him.

4:23:36 > 4:23:38Yeah! That him.

4:23:38 > 4:23:39Well, here him is. He is. What?

4:23:42 > 4:23:43Here at the London Wetland Centre,

4:23:43 > 4:23:46they've got loads of my favourite photography subjects -

4:23:46 > 4:23:47wildlife -

4:23:47 > 4:23:49which I happen to know a little bit about.

4:23:51 > 4:23:54Look! There's a mallard. Or a duck, to me and you.

4:23:54 > 4:23:56Oh, and there's a swan.

4:23:56 > 4:23:58Look at those beautiful feathers.

4:23:58 > 4:24:00Oh, and... Hang on a minute.

4:24:00 > 4:24:03No way! That's an otter. Amazing.

4:24:03 > 4:24:06What do you mean they're not real?

4:24:06 > 4:24:08Made of toy bricks?

4:24:08 > 4:24:09The otter is?

4:24:10 > 4:24:12Ah, yeah.

4:24:12 > 4:24:14Yeah, that's...that's... that's made of toy bricks.

4:24:14 > 4:24:17It's a lot easier to see close up that they're not real,

4:24:17 > 4:24:18but they're beautiful things.

4:24:18 > 4:24:20Hannah, tell me about Lottie. What's the story?

4:24:20 > 4:24:24We decided to make some giant brick animals to get closer to nature

4:24:24 > 4:24:27and learn more about our threatened species and the work that the

4:24:27 > 4:24:30Wildfowl And Wetlands Trust does to help conserve animals.

4:24:30 > 4:24:31I tried to make a car out of the stuff once

4:24:31 > 4:24:34and it took me a whole day. This must have taken ages.

4:24:34 > 4:24:35Yes, it did,

4:24:35 > 4:24:39and it took 15,500 bricks to make Lottie

4:24:39 > 4:24:42and a total of 120 hours.

4:24:42 > 4:24:44Barney, we want to take Lottie

4:24:44 > 4:24:47and all the other giant brick animals up to Lancashire

4:24:47 > 4:24:50so that children can enjoy them at our Martin Mere Wetland Centre.

4:24:50 > 4:24:52We're going to have to move them?

4:24:52 > 4:24:54But we can't do that! It took 120 hours to build.

4:24:54 > 4:24:56And what are we going to do? Break them all down

4:24:56 > 4:24:58- and rebuild them...? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

4:24:58 > 4:25:00It's much simpler than that.

4:25:00 > 4:25:02'Phew, that would have taken hours!

4:25:03 > 4:25:07'With thousands of bricks making up each animal, we need to be careful.

4:25:07 > 4:25:09'Right, swan wings - check.'

4:25:09 > 4:25:11Wow, that's heavy!

4:25:11 > 4:25:13'Otter on a trailer - check.

4:25:13 > 4:25:16'Duck on a yellow truck - check.

4:25:17 > 4:25:21'All ready for their motorway migration.'

4:25:22 > 4:25:24So, there we have it.

4:25:24 > 4:25:27The van is now all packed and the next time we see our friends,

4:25:27 > 4:25:29it'll be 200 miles that way up north. Can't wait!

4:25:29 > 4:25:33All right, mate, you all good? We'll see you there. Please be careful.

4:25:37 > 4:25:40And so, as if by magic - well, actually, I drove in a car -

4:25:40 > 4:25:42I am now 200 miles up north

4:25:42 > 4:25:44to make sure everyone has arrived safe and sound.

4:25:44 > 4:25:48Oh, no! Oh, something terrible's happened!

4:25:48 > 4:25:51All that time, all that effort wa...

4:25:51 > 4:25:53Oh, no, wait, it's over there.

4:25:54 > 4:25:56People shouldn't leave toy bricks lying around.

4:25:56 > 4:26:01'Yes, thankfully the animals have made it in one piece.

4:26:01 > 4:26:03'And so the flamingo goes in with the flamingos,

4:26:03 > 4:26:07'the swan in with the swans and the duck...

4:26:07 > 4:26:09'Well, that goes with the ducks.

4:26:10 > 4:26:12'And they'll be joined by a brand-new kingfisher,

4:26:12 > 4:26:14'which I get to help finish.

4:26:14 > 4:26:17'And before we know it, all the animals are safe and sound,

4:26:17 > 4:26:20'happy in their new home.'

4:26:24 > 4:26:28Yesterday, I wasn't as happy as I was today because I didn't know

4:26:28 > 4:26:30there was a TV show called Meet The Kittens

4:26:30 > 4:26:33and now I've met the kittens and life is very different.

4:26:33 > 4:26:36The kittens are now six weeks old and the last time we saw them,

4:26:36 > 4:26:38they were learning to eat solid food.

4:26:38 > 4:26:40I mean, I can do that as well.

4:26:40 > 4:26:43Cats get a lot of praise. "Oh, I can eat food!" I do it all the time.

4:26:43 > 4:26:46No-one's mentioning the cat just spoke. "I can eat food!"

4:26:46 > 4:26:48Well done, I'm officially as good as a cat.

4:26:48 > 4:26:50Listen up, everyone.

4:26:50 > 4:26:54This is the litter tray. You have to use it to go to the toilet.

4:26:54 > 4:26:58Great vocabulary for a little furry cat friend.

4:26:58 > 4:27:00The show is basically kittens running about,

4:27:00 > 4:27:03just growing up, not really having to worry about anything.

4:27:03 > 4:27:05What are they thinking? "I'm a cat.

4:27:05 > 4:27:07"I don't have homework or have to go to school.

4:27:07 > 4:27:09"I can just sleep whenever I want and as soon as I wake up, I eat."

4:27:09 > 4:27:12Is it too late to be reborn as a cat?

4:27:13 > 4:27:16"They're defo not meatballs! I'm off for a rest."

4:27:16 > 4:27:18They're just chasing a ball around.

4:27:18 > 4:27:20If I do that, my mum's like, "Myles, you're a human. Stop.

4:27:20 > 4:27:23"You've been watching too many dog videos."

4:27:23 > 4:27:26No, Mum, I've actually been watching too much Meet The Kittens.

4:27:26 > 4:27:31Mum Coco takes the opportunity for a bit of me time.

4:27:31 > 4:27:33"And this me time involves me

4:27:33 > 4:27:35"stuffing my face with a ton of biscuits."

4:27:35 > 4:27:39Before this show, I didn't realise cats were a fan of a biscuit.

4:27:39 > 4:27:42You learn something new every day about cats.

4:27:42 > 4:27:44And other things. Not just every day

4:27:44 > 4:27:45you learn something new about cats.

4:27:45 > 4:27:48"You see that? It says cat food.

4:27:48 > 4:27:51"Well, I'm a cat and I want some food.

4:27:54 > 4:27:56"Oh, can someone take these lids off?"

4:27:56 > 4:27:58What's the cameraman doing during that?

4:27:58 > 4:28:01Just get your hand in, take the lid off for her. "Look, I'm a cat.

4:28:01 > 4:28:04"I don't have thumbs, help me out. I fancy a biscuit, take the lid off.

4:28:04 > 4:28:07"I know you're filming Meet The Kittens, it's a great show,

4:28:07 > 4:28:11"but pop a biscuit out and pop it in. I'm a happy cat now.

4:28:11 > 4:28:16"Still I can speak and no-one's really mentioning why it's weird."

4:28:16 > 4:28:18This cat is not a happy bunny.

4:28:18 > 4:28:22Of course it's not a happy bunny - it's a cat. There's a new show.

4:28:22 > 4:28:24Meet The Rabbits this time.

4:28:24 > 4:28:26Now I think I want to show them meeting other animals.

4:28:26 > 4:28:29Meet The Rhino - very similar, a house of 11 rhinos

4:28:29 > 4:28:32running about just in a kitchen, trying to get biscuits out of a tin.

4:28:32 > 4:28:34"Hello, can you just give me a hand, please?

4:28:34 > 4:28:36"I'm a rhino, I can't quite get onto the counter

4:28:36 > 4:28:39"and get a biscuit into my mouth." The cameraman's confused.

4:28:39 > 4:28:41If you like watching kittens being kittens,

4:28:41 > 4:28:42then Meet The Kittens.

4:28:42 > 4:28:44It's the name of the show.

4:28:44 > 4:28:46Once you watch the show, you will then meet the kittens.

4:28:46 > 4:28:48It's like, "Oh, I've met the kittens."

4:28:48 > 4:28:50No rhinos, though. Not yet.

4:28:55 > 4:28:59I love Scream Street and you know why? No surprises.

4:28:59 > 4:29:01You know exactly what you're getting -

4:29:01 > 4:29:02it's right there on the tin!

4:29:02 > 4:29:04# Next door's a vampire, maybe not!

4:29:04 > 4:29:06# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

4:29:06 > 4:29:09# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

4:29:09 > 4:29:11# When everyone's freaky and paranormal... #

4:29:11 > 4:29:13In this episode, I learned that vampires

4:29:13 > 4:29:16aren't supposed to have reflections.

4:29:17 > 4:29:19I knew about the garlic thing.

4:29:19 > 4:29:21Did not know about the reflection thing.

4:29:23 > 4:29:25Do you think I want to have a reflection?

4:29:25 > 4:29:27Resus, don't worry, I'm sure no-one will even mention it.

4:29:27 > 4:29:30- At least your father doesn't hate you.- He doesn't hate you,

4:29:30 > 4:29:33he's just embarrassed to have you around sometimes.

4:29:33 > 4:29:37Awkward! Maybe it's just best if the ground swallows you up?

4:29:37 > 4:29:39- Eurgh!- BOTH:- Resus?

4:29:39 > 4:29:41RESUS COUGHS

4:29:41 > 4:29:43Ooh, my bad!

4:29:43 > 4:29:46But you want to know the worst thing about having a reflection,

4:29:46 > 4:29:48apart from bed hair?

4:29:48 > 4:29:51If your reflection is evil and wants to trade places with you!

4:29:51 > 4:29:53See ya...Shampire!

4:29:53 > 4:29:56Nooooooo!

4:29:56 > 4:29:58Oh, they will not get away with this.

4:29:58 > 4:30:01If anyone knows when something fishy is going on, it's parents.

4:30:01 > 4:30:05Parents know EVERYTHING. They won't let him leave the house.

4:30:05 > 4:30:09- Isn't it a bit late to be going out again?- Not for a vampire!

4:30:09 > 4:30:11Or they DO let them leave the house.

4:30:13 > 4:30:15I'll stop talking.

4:30:15 > 4:30:17One great reason to live on Scream Street

4:30:17 > 4:30:19is that their pets are so helpful.

4:30:19 > 4:30:24Ohhhhh!

4:30:24 > 4:30:26Whoa! Nice move, half-doggie dude!

4:30:26 > 4:30:29I just wish that...

4:30:30 > 4:30:34Ah-choo! Oh, I just wish that real pets were that helpful.

4:30:38 > 4:30:39They just don't do anything.

4:30:41 > 4:30:44Oh-ho! Who's a good half a doggie?

4:30:44 > 4:30:47Aw, I wish I had a dog like that.

4:30:47 > 4:30:49Speaking of which, I've not seen mine in ages.

4:30:49 > 4:30:51Maisie?

4:30:53 > 4:30:56GHOSTLY VOICE: Lisa, Lisa, Lisaaaaa!

4:30:56 > 4:30:59That's a really great name for saying in a spooky voice.

4:30:59 > 4:31:03Anyhoo, enough of my yapping cos it's time for your pets to do it instead.

4:31:03 > 4:31:05We're all wondering...

4:31:05 > 4:31:08I'm proud of you, Eldon, doing all that twirling and twirling

4:31:08 > 4:31:11and twirling and twirling and twirling and twirling

4:31:11 > 4:31:13and twirling and twirling and twirling and twirling

4:31:13 > 4:31:15and twirling and... Oh, I think I'm going to be sick!"

4:31:15 > 4:31:20Ssh, I'm trying to disguise myself as a teddy bear.

4:31:20 > 4:31:23That way I can watch Shaun The Sheep in peace.

4:31:23 > 4:31:26All I have to do is stay perfectly still and...

4:31:26 > 4:31:30Ooh, a balloon shaped like a giraffe! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

4:31:30 > 4:31:37This is nice, a proper comfy couch, some lovely CBBC, a really nice day.

4:31:37 > 4:31:40We're going to the vets, aren't we? Aren't we? Oh, no!

4:31:40 > 4:31:44Don't mind me, Emma, I'm multitasking, don't you know?

4:31:44 > 4:31:48I can see The Secret Life Of Boys and your fine camera works!

4:31:48 > 4:31:51I'm a super dog, yes! Oh, my eyes do hurt...

4:31:51 > 4:31:53Such fluffy fun, by jing!

4:31:53 > 4:31:56If your fluffy feline or feathered friends fancy

4:31:56 > 4:31:59a go at getting on the telly, just film them sat in front of CBBC

4:31:59 > 4:32:02for 20 seconds and send it to us via the Whoops web page.

4:32:02 > 4:32:04You could have a tiny celebrity in your midst!

4:32:04 > 4:32:06What are you thinking, pet?

4:32:06 > 4:32:10Now, without further ado, let us all open our eyes nice and wide,

4:32:10 > 4:32:14ready to envelop our lids around some top-notch CBBC best bits.

4:32:14 > 4:32:18Well, Sami and Nadia love their den, but what about the family?

4:32:18 > 4:32:22Remember, Mum and Dad's worst fear was if the den was orange.

4:32:22 > 4:32:25- What will they think? - Our den awaits!

4:32:27 > 4:32:30Oh, wow!

4:32:33 > 4:32:36- You said no orange. - Oh, look at that!

4:32:36 > 4:32:38I really like the orange.

4:32:38 > 4:32:41I thought I'd hate orange if it was orange,

4:32:41 > 4:32:43but this is gorgeous and look at the sign - the Rock Den!

4:32:43 > 4:32:45ROCK!

4:32:46 > 4:32:49Wow!

4:32:49 > 4:32:53This is amazing! Windows into other universes.

4:32:55 > 4:33:01It's endless. Every possible choice, every possible decision...

4:33:05 > 4:33:07It's beautiful.

4:33:08 > 4:33:10Do you still want to go home?

4:33:13 > 4:33:16Eldon is one of the last two standing and I'm freaking out

4:33:16 > 4:33:20because I want him to win because one, the team will benefit

4:33:20 > 4:33:22and two, we'll finally be dating.

4:33:22 > 4:33:25We have two dancers that are left and they're still going strong.

4:33:25 > 4:33:29Being one of the last people turning is really nerve-racking.

4:33:36 > 4:33:40All I can think about is how I'm that much closer to dating Thalia.

4:33:42 > 4:33:45I thought I'd do some exercise as a tribute to Lauren.

4:33:45 > 4:33:49What idiot said belly dancing's only for girls?

4:33:49 > 4:33:51SHE MOUTHS

4:33:51 > 4:33:54- So now we can ALL go next time. - Too right!

4:33:54 > 4:33:58Hey, wait, what are you doing?

4:33:58 > 4:33:59Showing my mates how cool you are.

4:33:59 > 4:34:03Ach! Well, in for a penny!

4:34:03 > 4:34:06Come on!

4:34:06 > 4:34:10What a sumptuous selection of CBBC nonsense!

4:34:10 > 4:34:13And, if you missed out, you can mosey on over to the CBBC iPlayer.

4:34:13 > 4:34:16As for me, I've got at least one chore left today -

4:34:16 > 4:34:19giving that bus a good old clean! But, hang on, get back here!

4:34:19 > 4:34:21I need to oil your rusty parts!