Episode 33

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0:00:00 > 0:00:00WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS CBA Y033T/01 BRD000000

4:10:53 > 4:10:57Welcome to the future! Well, it's the present now.

4:10:57 > 4:11:02And what a present it is. Time to tuck into some tasty 2016 treats.

4:11:02 > 4:11:04It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus.

4:11:04 > 4:11:06We've got some 15-second fans...

4:11:06 > 4:11:08I love CBBC.

4:11:08 > 4:11:11The Dengineers are having a gander.

4:11:11 > 4:11:12This is the Dengineers.

4:11:12 > 4:11:14- That's us.- I look beautiful.

4:11:15 > 4:11:17And get your legwarmers at the ready.

4:11:17 > 4:11:20Let's start the auditions!

4:11:20 > 4:11:23Like a ray of sun peeking over the horizon,

4:11:23 > 4:11:28our day only starts when we see the shining faces of these two beauties.

4:11:28 > 4:11:30New year, new reviews, new me.

4:11:30 > 4:11:34Well, not new me. I'm not a Laura clone or anything. Am I?

4:11:34 > 4:11:36ALARM BLARES

4:11:40 > 4:11:43First up, it's the fuzzy fun monkey himself.

4:11:43 > 4:11:45He's suave, he's sassy

4:11:45 > 4:11:48and he's 90% hair. It's Myles.

4:11:48 > 4:11:51Eve, a new series, and my first thought was,

4:11:51 > 4:11:52how many series can there be?

4:11:52 > 4:11:56Because Eve, she's not a human, she's a robot, and robots don't age,

4:11:56 > 4:12:01so if they cut to series 48 of Eve, Eve's still as young as ever

4:12:01 > 4:12:04but now it's set in a nursing home.

4:12:04 > 4:12:07Futuristic nursing home, though - series 48,

4:12:07 > 4:12:10so everyone's walking around with hoverboards instead of...

4:12:10 > 4:12:11walking frames. New series of Eve.

4:12:11 > 4:12:14The first episode starts off, it's all happening,

4:12:14 > 4:12:16someone's running around, out of breath,

4:12:16 > 4:12:17looking for something chasing them.

4:12:17 > 4:12:23There's only one way to stop this! Do not build them!

4:12:23 > 4:12:25It's not the perfect time, as you're given a cryptic message

4:12:25 > 4:12:28about something from the future, to be vlogging. "Hey, guys!"

4:12:28 > 4:12:30Put the camera down, run. That's what I'd do.

4:12:30 > 4:12:32Vlogging advice from the future,

4:12:32 > 4:12:34and if you're getting chased by a robot, from Myles.

4:12:34 > 4:12:36Put that as a title.

4:12:36 > 4:12:39Turns out, though, that is actually just a clip from a film

4:12:39 > 4:12:41that people in Eve were watching.

4:12:41 > 4:12:44Shape-shifting androids travel back in time, to seek

4:12:44 > 4:12:46revenge on their human creators.

4:12:49 > 4:12:50It's a terrible warning

4:12:50 > 4:12:53of the dangers of artificial intelligence, or AI.

4:12:53 > 4:12:57But could this ever happen in the real world?

4:12:58 > 4:12:59He's talking about me.

4:12:59 > 4:13:02Oh, that's awkward. He may as well just look straight down the camera

4:13:02 > 4:13:04and said, "Hello, Eve, are you a robot?"

4:13:04 > 4:13:08The fate of humanity will no longer be ours to control.

4:13:08 > 4:13:12That is why I founded PRICE.

4:13:13 > 4:13:17Protect Real Intelligence Campaign for Ethics.

4:13:17 > 4:13:18I thought I'd try and set up

4:13:18 > 4:13:22a new company about artificial intelligence, a friendly company,

4:13:22 > 4:13:24just a nice new friendly company, you know, called RABBIT.

4:13:24 > 4:13:28Robots Are...Bad Because...

4:13:28 > 4:13:32Intelligent...Things.

4:13:32 > 4:13:34And no-one's ever going to be thinking that's an evil company,

4:13:34 > 4:13:36even though it says "bad"

4:13:36 > 4:13:38cos it's called RABBIT and they're a fluffy thing.

4:13:38 > 4:13:39Come on, Robogirl.

4:13:39 > 4:13:42Time to experience your first ever roller coaster.

4:13:42 > 4:13:44Your protocols are going to be seriously blown.

4:13:46 > 4:13:47They're going to a theme park.

4:13:47 > 4:13:50Eve's not going to be able to concentrate doing loop-the-loops,

4:13:50 > 4:13:52if she's thinking about whether she's real or not.

4:13:52 > 4:13:54"Want some candyfloss, Eve?"

4:13:54 > 4:13:57"I might not be real. What is real, if I'm a robot created by someone?"

4:13:57 > 4:13:58"Do you want candyfloss or not?"

4:13:58 > 4:14:00"Yes, definitely, it's nice."

4:14:00 > 4:14:02Myles should consider a robot double.

4:14:02 > 4:14:04We could save a fortune on vlogging equipment.

4:14:04 > 4:14:06On second thoughts, that would be terrifying.

4:14:06 > 4:14:08Quick! Talk about something nice!

4:14:08 > 4:14:11My favourite show has got to be Horrible Histories

4:14:11 > 4:14:15because the actors are really good

4:14:15 > 4:14:18and it's really funny

4:14:18 > 4:14:21and it teaches you about history.

4:14:21 > 4:14:22Well done!

4:14:22 > 4:14:24Hi. I love Whoops, I Missed The Bus

4:14:24 > 4:14:27because it has loads and loads of different facts

4:14:27 > 4:14:29about TV shows like The Next Step.

4:14:29 > 4:14:32That's my favourite TV show of all time on CBBC

4:14:32 > 4:14:34and it's just full of drama.

4:14:34 > 4:14:36Cracking. Next!

4:14:36 > 4:14:41My favourite show is The Dengineers

4:14:41 > 4:14:46because it's very good.

4:14:46 > 4:14:47Brilliant. Another.

4:14:47 > 4:14:51My favourite CBBC show is The Next Step, because there's loads

4:14:51 > 4:14:56of drama in it and it's really funny and it's cool and I love dancing.

4:14:56 > 4:14:58I love CBBC.

4:14:59 > 4:15:00APPLAUSE

4:15:00 > 4:15:02A lovely group of fans there

4:15:02 > 4:15:04and not a Myles-like robot in sight. Phew!

4:15:04 > 4:15:06If you want to rave about

4:15:06 > 4:15:07your CBBC fave,

4:15:07 > 4:15:09record a 15-second video and send it

4:15:09 > 4:15:11in to us, via the Whoops web page.

4:15:11 > 4:15:13We love 'em, don't you know?

4:15:13 > 4:15:15Now, are you missing the gang from The Next Step?

4:15:15 > 4:15:20Well, that lot from Hacker Time have made sure you'll miss them even more.

4:15:20 > 4:15:23I'm only joking, Hacker! Ha-ha! (I'm not.)

4:15:23 > 4:15:25Let's do this, people.

4:15:25 > 4:15:28I've been dancing since I was three years old.

4:15:30 > 4:15:32Achieving is all I know.

4:15:37 > 4:15:39He's awesome to the power of ten!

4:15:43 > 4:15:46I've been dancing since I was three MONTHS old.

4:15:48 > 4:15:50Stardom is in my blood.

4:15:50 > 4:15:52Her flexibility is off the scale.

4:15:52 > 4:15:54CREAKING

4:15:54 > 4:15:55BOING!

4:15:57 > 4:16:00Well, I've been dancing longer than the lot of them.

4:16:02 > 4:16:04I was an odd child. Ho, ho.

4:16:12 > 4:16:13Dolphin tail!

4:16:13 > 4:16:15HE CHATTERS LIKE A DOLPHIN

4:16:15 > 4:16:17THEY ALL CHATTER

4:16:19 > 4:16:22Now we've all done that for no reason whatsoever,

4:16:22 > 4:16:24let's start the auditions.

4:16:24 > 4:16:27The great thing is, there are 12 places in Z Troupe

4:16:27 > 4:16:29and only 12 of us auditioning.

4:16:29 > 4:16:31So, we're all going to get a place.

4:16:31 > 4:16:34Unless, of course, somebody brilliant suddenly

4:16:34 > 4:16:37walks through the doors, but that's not going to happen.

4:16:38 > 4:16:41So, this girl suddenly walks through the door.

4:16:41 > 4:16:45She tells us her name's Rochelle, she's from Wisconsin

4:16:45 > 4:16:47and she'd like to audition.

4:16:47 > 4:16:53My name's Rochelle. I'm from Wisconsin and I'd like to audition.

4:16:53 > 4:16:56After I told them my name's Rochelle, I'm from Wisconsin

4:16:56 > 4:16:58and I'd like to audition,

4:16:58 > 4:17:00they couldn't have been more welcoming.

4:17:00 > 4:17:04You...are...gonna...fail!

4:17:04 > 4:17:07SHE GIGGLES

4:17:07 > 4:17:12Your breath smells of butterflies and rainbows.

4:17:12 > 4:17:15Right, Rochelle, let's see what you've got.

4:17:17 > 4:17:19This is going to be hilarious.

4:17:19 > 4:17:23- Yeah, like, I'd feel sorry for her, if her hair wasn't so stupid!- Yeah!

4:17:34 > 4:17:36So, the new girl starts to dance.

4:17:41 > 4:17:43And I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

4:17:45 > 4:17:51Because it was absolutely, gut-wrenchingly, bottom-clenchingly

4:17:51 > 4:17:54awful...ly brilliant!

4:17:54 > 4:17:56THEY CHEER

4:18:02 > 4:18:05What happens when you put mayhem and Europe together in one place?

4:18:07 > 4:18:09I even got some singing practice in

4:18:09 > 4:18:12because Ed and Chris gave us one of their songs.

4:18:12 > 4:18:14# Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi... #

4:18:14 > 4:18:16# Looking for elves and it ain't no joke

4:18:16 > 4:18:19# In Icelandic some get called Huldufolk

4:18:19 > 4:18:21# Ignore that I'm dressed as this Elvis bloke

4:18:21 > 4:18:24# Come on, let's search for the hidden folk... #

4:18:24 > 4:18:26SHE HUMS ALONG

4:18:26 > 4:18:29# They won't move rocks they think are elf homes

4:18:29 > 4:18:32# For fear of upsetting these sprites and gnomes

4:18:32 > 4:18:33# Elf rock... #

4:18:33 > 4:18:35SHE HUMS

4:18:35 > 4:18:38Clearly I don't know the words, but I have definitely learnt the moves

4:18:38 > 4:18:39to Ed and Ben's flamingo dance.

4:18:39 > 4:18:42Then, you just got to bring back the neck move we learned earlier

4:18:42 > 4:18:44and you're ready to flamingo.

4:18:44 > 4:18:45Two, three, 17, you got it!

4:18:50 > 4:18:52Oh, wow, this is actually working.

4:18:52 > 4:18:54The flamingos are flying straight towards us.

4:18:54 > 4:18:55- SPLAT! - Oh.

4:18:55 > 4:18:58Well, flamingo-ing warmed me up just in time to cope with

4:18:58 > 4:19:01the intense pressure of the question round.

4:19:01 > 4:19:03I don't know how Lauren and Ed do it.

4:19:03 > 4:19:06Matthias, how many tourists come here every year?

4:19:06 > 4:19:09DUBBED: Every year we have over 300,000 visitors.

4:19:09 > 4:19:10What is a pletna?

4:19:10 > 4:19:12DUBBED: A pletna is a flat-bottomed boat.

4:19:12 > 4:19:14Oh, right. I've got a flat bottom.

4:19:14 > 4:19:17If I was responsible for doing this, I would panic.

4:19:19 > 4:19:21Um... Where's the...

4:19:21 > 4:19:24What's the... What's the water like?

4:19:24 > 4:19:25BUZZER

4:19:25 > 4:19:27And was it just me or did watching the part about

4:19:27 > 4:19:30the salt cave in Poland really make you want crisps?

4:19:30 > 4:19:34Would you stop licking the walls? It's not normal.

4:19:36 > 4:19:39My favourite bit has to be the Useless Inventions Museum

4:19:39 > 4:19:41in Austria. I would buy everything in there.

4:19:41 > 4:19:45A mechanical nose picker! Yes, this one's nice, isn't it?

4:19:45 > 4:19:47That's going on my birthday list.

4:19:47 > 4:19:51In fact, I'm pretty sure some of my inventions could go in that museum.

4:19:51 > 4:19:54Introducing... the fashionable toothbrush!

4:19:55 > 4:19:57The fork and knife all-in-one.

4:19:57 > 4:19:59The spaceship that cooks you dinner.

4:19:59 > 4:20:01That one's a work in progress.

4:20:01 > 4:20:04Oh! I could try and combine it with the salt cave, too, couldn't I,

4:20:04 > 4:20:08and then do the flamingo dance on the new planet I find?

4:20:08 > 4:20:09Yes! That's a plan.

4:20:14 > 4:20:16BOTH: Hello, Whoops, I Missed The Bus!

4:20:16 > 4:20:18- He's Mark Wright. - And she's not.- I know.

4:20:18 > 4:20:20Do you know what we're doing today?

4:20:20 > 4:20:23- Go on.- We're having a little exclusive very first viewing

4:20:23 > 4:20:25of one of our Dengineers episodes. How exciting!

4:20:25 > 4:20:28That's good, but means I'm stuck with you for the next half-hour.

4:20:28 > 4:20:30Yeah. Stop it! Come on, hit play, let's do it.

4:20:30 > 4:20:31- I'm Lauren.- And I'm Mark.

4:20:31 > 4:20:33And this is The Dengineers.

4:20:33 > 4:20:36- That's us.- I look beautiful. Look at you, though.- I look awful!

4:20:36 > 4:20:40Why am I in a tree? You've got excessively long hair.

4:20:40 > 4:20:42We've got no time for messing around on the beach.

4:20:42 > 4:20:45After this take had finished, you kept lobbing the lilo.

4:20:46 > 4:20:48(There is Andrew, there's Andrew.)

4:20:48 > 4:20:50Andrew's looking at you, so be careful.

4:20:50 > 4:20:52This is where we almost got caught, cos they were that far...

4:20:52 > 4:20:55We always nearly get caught. Me and you push it too much.

4:20:55 > 4:20:56They're in, they're in, they're in.

4:20:56 > 4:20:58I mean, look how far out you are!

4:20:58 > 4:21:00- Whoo!- You're hanging in the streets.

4:21:00 > 4:21:02Hello!

4:21:02 > 4:21:04'That is one of the best bits about the show, when we go in

4:21:04 > 4:21:07'and surprise the kids and see their face just go from,'

4:21:07 > 4:21:10their normal day, to "This is the best day of my life".

4:21:10 > 4:21:11Meet Olga.

4:21:11 > 4:21:13- Olga was amazing. - You look at these and think,

4:21:13 > 4:21:15"How has she come up with that?"

4:21:15 > 4:21:18- Are you kidding?- What has my dad been putting in here?

4:21:18 > 4:21:21There was so much stuff in there, like, just loads of weird stuff

4:21:21 > 4:21:25as well, like old carpets from 1922 and stuff.

4:21:25 > 4:21:29The work that goes into these dens. You can't build these dens at home.

4:21:29 > 4:21:31I used to build dens at home with a bedsheet

4:21:31 > 4:21:34- and a golf club, to hold it up. - What was the best one you ever did?

4:21:34 > 4:21:37I built a treehouse and the day I finished it, I fell out of it,

4:21:37 > 4:21:38so I wasn't allowed back in it,

4:21:38 > 4:21:40- so it took me six months for nothing, really.- No way.

4:21:40 > 4:21:43We made one, it was in, like, a bale of hay.

4:21:43 > 4:21:46We burrowed out all these rooms and stuff. It was pretty mint.

4:21:46 > 4:21:48- That is pretty cool. - It's not really like what this is.

4:21:48 > 4:21:50This looks amazing!

4:21:50 > 4:21:52Oh, I could eat all this now.

4:21:52 > 4:21:56- And then, move it to the edges. - Her face - look at her greedy face!

4:21:56 > 4:21:58How are we going to get up there?

4:21:58 > 4:21:59Do you know how tall that was?

4:21:59 > 4:22:02Know how short I am? How do you get up there?

4:22:02 > 4:22:05I need you to be my human ladder.

4:22:05 > 4:22:08- Tall Andy, the design runner, isn't it?- You loved Andy.

4:22:08 > 4:22:10Oh, he was such a lovely tall man.

4:22:10 > 4:22:11SHE SCREAMS

4:22:11 > 4:22:13I was like three times as tall as normal.

4:22:13 > 4:22:15What do you think?

4:22:15 > 4:22:18- I drew them.- I can tell you drew them, because they are...

4:22:18 > 4:22:20bang average.

4:22:20 > 4:22:22- No, they're actually quite good. - Thank you!

4:22:22 > 4:22:25What will the main man himself think of the den?

4:22:25 > 4:22:26The reveal is coming.

4:22:26 > 4:22:29I mean, I would love that in my garden, even now.

4:22:29 > 4:22:33To think, when we were making stuff with, like, golf clubs

4:22:33 > 4:22:37and bedsheets, as you were saying, it's nothing like this, is it?

4:22:37 > 4:22:39- This is like the next level. - This is the next, next level.

4:22:39 > 4:22:43Wow! That looks amazing!

4:22:43 > 4:22:45He loves it, look!

4:22:45 > 4:22:47"Wow!"

4:22:47 > 4:22:50- This den is...- Done.

4:22:51 > 4:22:52- I loved it.- It was good, innit?

4:22:52 > 4:22:55Took us so long to film that whole series.

4:22:55 > 4:22:57- I've finally had enough of you. - Really?- Yeah.

4:22:57 > 4:22:59I love you lots, but until the next series,

4:22:59 > 4:23:02- I don't want to see you. - Is that it now? It's over now?

4:23:02 > 4:23:05- Good one, though, eh? - See you soon, Lozza.- See you, mate.

4:23:05 > 4:23:07What a handsome duo!

4:23:07 > 4:23:09And didn't the shorter one look awfully familiar?

4:23:09 > 4:23:12Anyhoo, let us dive into the minds of our viewers -

4:23:12 > 4:23:16the furry ones, at least. We've got to ask...

4:23:16 > 4:23:18What you thinking, pet?

4:23:18 > 4:23:22Here we go. The big reveal. It gets me every time, this.

4:23:22 > 4:23:23It's so emotional.

4:23:23 > 4:23:25They've worked so hard for it.

4:23:25 > 4:23:30Daisy, get a tissue and mop my moist eyes.

4:23:30 > 4:23:32Oh, no, not Scream Street again.

4:23:32 > 4:23:35This programme makes me nervous.

4:23:35 > 4:23:36What's that noise?

4:23:36 > 4:23:38Why is the tree still up? Is it still Christmas?

4:23:38 > 4:23:40Why are you filming me?

4:23:40 > 4:23:43I can't watch it, turn it off! Turn it off!

4:23:43 > 4:23:48I've cleaned this room from top to bottom and I'm putting my feet up.

4:23:48 > 4:23:51This Dumping Ground theme tune don't half sent me to sleep, though.

4:23:51 > 4:23:53HE YAWNS

4:23:53 > 4:23:55Must try and stay awake.

4:23:55 > 4:23:57What a cracking cavalcade of canines and kittens.

4:24:00 > 4:24:01And a guinea pig.

4:24:01 > 4:24:04If your furry friend is watching CBBC

4:24:04 > 4:24:06and you'd like to hear their thoughts

4:24:06 > 4:24:07record a 20-second clip of 'em

4:24:07 > 4:24:10and send it in via the Whoops web page.

4:24:10 > 4:24:11What you thinking, pet?

4:24:11 > 4:24:17But right now, I see...all of the CBBC best bits from the past week.

4:24:17 > 4:24:19It's convenient, that, it's what we've got scheduled.

4:24:19 > 4:24:21Karen, it's over to you.

4:24:21 > 4:24:24- Go on, Barney.- Here we go. Step up.

4:24:24 > 4:24:26Come on, Barney! Good luck.

4:24:26 > 4:24:29That's insanely hot. You can feel that here.

4:24:29 > 4:24:31Stand tall, breathe deep, here we go.

4:24:31 > 4:24:32- What's your name?- Barney!

4:24:32 > 4:24:34- Are you angry?- Yes!- Then let's go.

4:24:34 > 4:24:36CHEERING

4:24:39 > 4:24:41APPLAUSE

4:24:41 > 4:24:44# Oh, yes He's back with a brand-new show

4:24:44 > 4:24:46# Up next on CBBC I wish you'd never go

4:24:46 > 4:24:49# He builds dens and makes dreams come true

4:24:49 > 4:24:52# But the only one I'm dreaming 'bout - Mark Wright, it's you.

4:24:52 > 4:24:55# Your dark hair Your deep blue eyes

4:24:55 > 4:24:57# The way you utilise the element of surprise

4:24:57 > 4:24:59# Your teeth are white

4:24:59 > 4:25:00- # And oh, so dreamy- Dreamy

4:25:00 > 4:25:03# He's Mark Wright He likes his cakes creamy. #

4:25:03 > 4:25:05'What is the middle name

4:25:05 > 4:25:07'of the actor Hansen Tylers?

4:25:08 > 4:25:10'Going to have to rush you, Craig.'

4:25:10 > 4:25:14- Give me the answer.- No way.- Please!

4:25:14 > 4:25:15What's it worth?

4:25:15 > 4:25:17- I'll do all your chores for a week.- Make it a month.

4:25:17 > 4:25:19'Time's running out, Craig.'

4:25:19 > 4:25:21OK.

4:25:21 > 4:25:24- Cool. It's Derek.- Derek.

4:25:24 > 4:25:26'It's the wrong answer, I'm afraid, Craig.'

4:25:27 > 4:25:31One of you will get to perform on stage...

4:25:35 > 4:25:36..at Radio 1's Big Weekend.

4:25:50 > 4:25:52And there you have it, by Jove,

4:25:52 > 4:25:55every possible thing I could cram into 15 minutes,

4:25:55 > 4:25:59apart from the kitchen sink. Although...maybe there's still time.

4:25:59 > 4:26:01I'll grab the porcelain, you hold the bus doors!

4:26:01 > 4:26:03Hang on... Where are you going?!