4:00:00 > 4:00:00WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS CBA Y035H/01 BRD000000
4:11:02 > 4:11:04Greetings, one and all!
4:11:04 > 4:11:07Hope your brains are braced and ready cos it's time for your essential
4:11:07 > 4:11:11weekly catch-up in the world - nay, the universe - of CBBC.
4:11:11 > 4:11:13It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.
4:11:13 > 4:11:15We've got these two.
4:11:15 > 4:11:18# Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... #
4:11:18 > 4:11:20We've got these two.
4:11:20 > 4:11:23- Are you even listening to what I'm saying?- Nah, not really.
4:11:23 > 4:11:26And we've got these, too.
4:11:26 > 4:11:29Ohhhh, I've just done a little accident.
4:11:29 > 4:11:33And keeping it classy from hither to thither are our vlogging duo,
4:11:33 > 4:11:36Laura and Myles.
4:11:36 > 4:11:38I've vlogged CBBC until the cows come home.
4:11:38 > 4:11:40Provided the cows DO come home.
4:11:40 > 4:11:43To live with me... Why do I live with cows?
4:11:47 > 4:11:50So, this week, our boss has told me to make the jokes less cheesy.
4:11:50 > 4:11:53Apparently, she Camembert it! Haha!
4:11:53 > 4:11:55Yeah, that was terrible. Save me, Laura!
4:11:55 > 4:11:57If you like quizzes and you like games
4:11:57 > 4:12:00and if you've never seen a man put a sock into a cup of tea before...
4:12:00 > 4:12:02Eurgh!
4:12:04 > 4:12:06..then you'll like The Dog Ate My Homework.
4:12:06 > 4:12:07After a hard day at school,
4:12:07 > 4:12:12what could be better than a quick show about...school?
4:12:12 > 4:12:14Now, two questions about this show.
4:12:14 > 4:12:17One, do Dominique and Chris actually know the alphabet?
4:12:17 > 4:12:18What are you doing?
4:12:18 > 4:12:19I'm O.
4:12:19 > 4:12:22LAUGHTER
4:12:22 > 4:12:25You look like you're having a baby!
4:12:25 > 4:12:29O... O... O? Erm...
4:12:29 > 4:12:31And B - did a dog actually ever eat someone's homework?
4:12:31 > 4:12:35Because my understanding of it was they liked meat and not paper.
4:12:35 > 4:12:37Yeah, it does sound like a bad excuse, thinking about it.
4:12:37 > 4:12:40Right, now we've cleared that one up, it's quiz time.
4:12:40 > 4:12:43Now, I don't mean to brag, but I think if I was on this show,
4:12:43 > 4:12:45I'd be pretty good.
4:12:45 > 4:12:47Is that a thing people do nowadays, yeah?
4:12:47 > 4:12:49Things you find at an airport.
4:12:49 > 4:12:50Erm, trees!
4:12:50 > 4:12:52Wait, no, that's just me looking outside.
4:12:52 > 4:12:54- Conveyor belt.- Socks!
4:12:54 > 4:12:58- My answer is a shuttle. - LAUGHTER
4:12:58 > 4:13:01Oh, well, at least Summer's answers are a little bit weird, too.
4:13:01 > 4:13:03Things you can put in a sandwich.
4:13:03 > 4:13:05- Potatoes. - LAUGHTER
4:13:05 > 4:13:09I put mashed potato in my sandwiches.
4:13:09 > 4:13:10What? Why?
4:13:10 > 4:13:13The best part of the show for me has to be the random school disco.
4:13:13 > 4:13:17- BOOMING VOICEOVER:- SCHOOL DISCO! - Oh, school disco!
4:13:17 > 4:13:18DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
4:13:18 > 4:13:20AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME TO MUSIC
4:13:24 > 4:13:27Wouldn't it be great if that kind of stuff happened in real life?
4:13:27 > 4:13:30Just every now and then, someone bellows "School disco" from the sky?
4:13:30 > 4:13:32It'd make school a lot more fun.
4:13:32 > 4:13:35Now, class, we're just about to move on to the sums we did last week.
4:13:35 > 4:13:39- 'SCHOOL DISCO!' - DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
4:13:39 > 4:13:42So, what I've learned from the show is you have to be very flexible
4:13:42 > 4:13:44to spell out an M with your body.
4:13:44 > 4:13:47LAUGHTER
4:13:47 > 4:13:50And that answering questions under pressure is difficult.
4:13:50 > 4:13:53Oh, suitcases! You find suitcases in an airport.
4:13:53 > 4:13:55- Oh, and...- 'SCHOOL DISCO!'
4:13:55 > 4:13:57DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
4:13:57 > 4:14:00I could get used to this.
4:14:00 > 4:14:04I love that show. Chris is the best guest. Don't ask me why, he just is.
4:14:04 > 4:14:09Anyhoo, time now for the best guests a show could ask for - it's you lot.
4:14:09 > 4:14:11My favourite show is The Next Step.
4:14:11 > 4:14:14It's full of love, drama and, of course, dancing.
4:14:16 > 4:14:20I can't really do a pirouette, but I'm still good at it.
4:14:20 > 4:14:23Chloe or Michelle's my favourite.
4:14:23 > 4:14:24Well done!
4:14:24 > 4:14:28Operation Ouch because it is really interesting
4:14:28 > 4:14:30and you get to know new facts about your body.
4:14:30 > 4:14:32I like it when Dr Chris and Dr Xand
4:14:32 > 4:14:34do awesome experiments with their body.
4:14:34 > 4:14:36Cracking! Next!
4:14:36 > 4:14:39My favourite TV programme is Horrible Histories
4:14:39 > 4:14:43because it is frightful, fascinating and fantastic.
4:14:43 > 4:14:45I want to be a historian now.
4:14:45 > 4:14:46Brilliant! Another!
4:14:46 > 4:14:49My favourite show on CBBC is Whoops I Missed The Bus,
4:14:49 > 4:14:52because Laura's very funny and so is Myles,
4:14:52 > 4:14:54plus my favourite episode has been
4:14:54 > 4:14:58when Laura has been dancing on her bed, then smack!
4:14:58 > 4:15:01She's fell straight onto her bed. It was a very funny episode.
4:15:01 > 4:15:03What a bunch of stars!
4:15:03 > 4:15:06If you'd like to join our merry galaxy,
4:15:06 > 4:15:08then what are you waiting for?
4:15:08 > 4:15:11Get your keysters over to the Whoops web page to find out
4:15:11 > 4:15:15how to send us your very own vlog.
4:15:15 > 4:15:20Now, time for a tale of Petries, Johnsons, Dodges and dachshunds,
4:15:20 > 4:15:22of true love and utter nonsense.
4:15:22 > 4:15:25And it all began in Krakow.
4:15:25 > 4:15:27Dodge T Dog here - the handsome one.
4:15:27 > 4:15:31And I'm really excited cos we're heading behind the scenes
4:15:31 > 4:15:35on CBBC's hilarious and wacky series, All Over The Place: Europe.
4:15:35 > 4:15:37Today, we'll be filming
4:15:37 > 4:15:40at the prestigious dachshund march in Krakow. Yeah!
4:15:40 > 4:15:43Which is in Poland, if you didn't know that.
4:15:43 > 4:15:46Dachshunds - or, as I prefer to call them, sausage dogs - come to march
4:15:46 > 4:15:51in the parade from all over Poland and take part in different contests.
4:15:51 > 4:15:54Me and Hacks have got loads of fancy costumes in the CBBC office,
4:15:54 > 4:15:56but, I mean, look at these ones here!
4:16:01 > 4:16:05Heheheheh! Oh, look at HER!
4:16:06 > 4:16:10She's the most beautiful sausage I've ever seen!
4:16:10 > 4:16:13I know, I'll have a word with the judges and see
4:16:13 > 4:16:16if we can win the best couple award.
4:16:16 > 4:16:19Then she will fall madly in love with me, ohhhhhh!
4:16:21 > 4:16:23Oh, excuse me, are you one of the judges?
4:16:23 > 4:16:26- Hi, no, I'm one of the organisers, actually.- Yeah, you'll do.
4:16:26 > 4:16:29Well, I'm particularly interested in the perfect couple.
4:16:29 > 4:16:32There's a hot little sausage dog out there somewhere.
4:16:32 > 4:16:35I don't know her name, but she's wearing a lovely little flower.
4:16:35 > 4:16:37So, can you put in a good word with the other judges for me?
4:16:37 > 4:16:41- I'm sorry, there's no cheating. I can't do that.- What?!- No chance.
4:16:41 > 4:16:42Well, I'll take that as a yes.
4:16:42 > 4:16:44She's going to be so happy with me.
4:16:44 > 4:16:48I'm sure she'll tell me her name after this. Thanks!
4:16:51 > 4:16:54A dachshund march is underway
4:16:54 > 4:16:56and the All Over The Place film crew are hard at work.
4:16:56 > 4:16:59Well, not all of them.
4:17:00 > 4:17:03- What do you think of Poland so far? - It's really nice, actually.
4:17:03 > 4:17:05The weather's been amazing since we arrived.
4:17:05 > 4:17:10# Ahhhh, love to love you, baby
4:17:10 > 4:17:14# Ahhhh, love to love you, baby
4:17:14 > 4:17:16# Ahhhh... #
4:17:16 > 4:17:20Dodge? Dodge?
4:17:20 > 4:17:23- Dodge?- Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-HOW?
4:17:23 > 4:17:26- Are you even listening to what I'm saying?- Nah, not really.
4:17:26 > 4:17:30Oh, I need to go. I'm hoping for a date with a sausage dog. See ya!
4:17:30 > 4:17:31Haaaa!
4:17:31 > 4:17:34He's such a diva!
4:17:34 > 4:17:37It looks like Ed and Chris are taking part in the competition, too.
4:17:37 > 4:17:41Good job I had a word with the organiser!
4:17:41 > 4:17:43Time to collect our award.
4:17:43 > 4:17:46- And the winner is Chris. - Yaay, thank you very much!
4:17:46 > 4:17:48There you go, don't chew it too much.
4:17:48 > 4:17:50Chris Johnson's the winner!
4:17:50 > 4:17:53What about me and my true love? Wait, you, come back!
4:17:53 > 4:17:58There's been a mistake! Oi! Oh, no!
4:17:58 > 4:18:01Well, it's time for me to head back to the CBBC office,
4:18:01 > 4:18:05but I will never forget my time in Poland or my one true love,
4:18:05 > 4:18:07whose name I still don't know.
4:18:07 > 4:18:11One thing I do know is that no-one will ever compare to her.
4:18:11 > 4:18:13Oooooh-whooa!
4:18:13 > 4:18:17# Ahhhh, love to love you, baby
4:18:17 > 4:18:18# Ahhh... #
4:18:18 > 4:18:20Arooooo!
4:18:24 > 4:18:28Lifebabble is a new show giving you little handfuls of advice
4:18:28 > 4:18:32and insights into important things. I love an important thing.
4:18:32 > 4:18:34In the first episode, they deal with the topic of siblings
4:18:34 > 4:18:36and how to deal with having a brother or a sister.
4:18:36 > 4:18:42My brother annoys me SO incredibly much! But he's always got my back.
4:18:42 > 4:18:47What? How? You get your back... I'd get your back back if he's got it.
4:18:47 > 4:18:49If your brother's wandering off with your back, get that back!
4:18:49 > 4:18:52What happens when he turns around? Where's your back?
4:18:52 > 4:18:55Are you just front? "Well, my brother's got my back."
4:18:55 > 4:18:57Quite literally, in this case.
4:18:57 > 4:18:59That's another great joke from me to you.
4:18:59 > 4:19:00Keep watching for more, guys.
4:19:00 > 4:19:02I could relate to this episode,
4:19:02 > 4:19:04not because I have ever just lost my back.
4:19:04 > 4:19:06"Oh, someone else must have my back."
4:19:06 > 4:19:09Because I have a brother and we get on pretty well.
4:19:09 > 4:19:12I know some people say that siblings nicking your things
4:19:12 > 4:19:13is a common thing when growing up.
4:19:13 > 4:19:17Mine never did, thinking about it, so I'm not sure if that's
4:19:17 > 4:19:20because my brother wasn't satisfied with the quality of goods or...
4:19:20 > 4:19:22I mean, we've got some good stuff.
4:19:22 > 4:19:25"You don't want to try any of that? Help yourself. You can have it.
4:19:25 > 4:19:27"You're not going to...?"
4:19:27 > 4:19:30Keep talking, keep communicating - it sounds really simple,
4:19:30 > 4:19:33but it'll do your relationship a world of good.
4:19:33 > 4:19:35I like the use of animation on Lifebabble
4:19:35 > 4:19:37that they use that goes alongside when people are talking
4:19:37 > 4:19:40about their thoughts and feelings on the issues
4:19:40 > 4:19:42cos it helps you connect with what people are saying, which I like.
4:19:42 > 4:19:44Erm...
4:19:44 > 4:19:50I did also notice there's a lot of vloggers on Lifebabble.
4:19:50 > 4:19:56One vlogger, two vloggers, three vloggers, four... Five vloggers!
4:19:56 > 4:19:58Hang on, what? Why have they not come to me for this?
4:19:58 > 4:20:01This is the highest my voice has ever been! I could babble.
4:20:01 > 4:20:03I could babble. I'm babbling now!
4:20:03 > 4:20:05I could babble about life
4:20:05 > 4:20:09and talk about important topics like family, growing up...
4:20:09 > 4:20:11Dogs, as well.
4:20:11 > 4:20:14I saw a massive dog yesterday and I just imagined sitting on its back
4:20:14 > 4:20:17and riding off into the sunset and going on magical adventures with it.
4:20:17 > 4:20:19I then saw a smaller dog
4:20:19 > 4:20:21and made eye contact with it as it walked past
4:20:21 > 4:20:24and I just whispered, "Hello, little friend," and it looked up at me.
4:20:24 > 4:20:26We just shared a moment.
4:20:26 > 4:20:28I called that dog Bruce.
4:20:28 > 4:20:31Maybe there's something in that for why they haven't been in contact.
4:20:31 > 4:20:34If they need someone to rant about dogs for ten minutes,
4:20:34 > 4:20:38until then, I'll let the people who know what they're talking about
4:20:38 > 4:20:39deal with the important issues
4:20:39 > 4:20:41whilst I carry on talking about Arthur.
4:20:41 > 4:20:44Not that Arthur isn't an important issue, obviously.
4:20:44 > 4:20:47It's maybe the most important issue to my heart. I love that aardvark.
4:20:47 > 4:20:50Lifebabble - it's a good show.
4:20:55 > 4:20:58# Aaaah-aaaaah! #
4:20:58 > 4:21:01No. No, Amelia, you haven't got what it takes.
4:21:01 > 4:21:05Eight of the UK's most talented young singers...
4:21:05 > 4:21:08THEY SING
4:21:08 > 4:21:10..are going head-to-head.
4:21:10 > 4:21:12In case you've been on holiday to Mars and missed it,
4:21:12 > 4:21:15Got What It Takes is a brand-new series on CBBC.
4:21:15 > 4:21:17The show where talented singers battle it out
4:21:17 > 4:21:18for the grand prize of...
4:21:18 > 4:21:20Radio 1's Big Weekend.
4:21:20 > 4:21:22However, there is a little twist.
4:21:22 > 4:21:26The judges are familiar faces... Well, to the contestants, at least.
4:21:26 > 4:21:28Each sing-off, the mums are the judges
4:21:28 > 4:21:31and will vote to decide which performer is the winner.
4:21:31 > 4:21:32That's right - the judges are...
4:21:32 > 4:21:34- BOTH:- Their mums!
4:21:34 > 4:21:38Oof, that's intense! Could you imagine our mum judging us?
4:21:38 > 4:21:41# Catch a grenade for ya
4:21:41 > 4:21:43# Throw my head on a... #
4:21:43 > 4:21:45- Amelia?- Yeah?
4:21:45 > 4:21:46Can you please stop singing?
4:21:48 > 4:21:50In this week's episode,
4:21:50 > 4:21:53the singers had to tackle the song Riptide by Vance Joy.
4:21:53 > 4:21:54- I love that song!- Me too.
4:21:54 > 4:21:59# I was scared of dentists and the dark... #
4:21:59 > 4:22:02# Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... #
4:22:02 > 4:22:04Wait, wait, wait.
4:22:04 > 4:22:06Can we go back to the beginning?
4:22:06 > 4:22:10# I was scared of dentists and the dark... #
4:22:10 > 4:22:15Wait, is he saying "I was afraid of dentists IN the dark"?
4:22:15 > 4:22:18No, it's "dentists AND the dark".
4:22:19 > 4:22:21- DRILL WHIRS - Ahhh! Dentists!
4:22:21 > 4:22:24And if all that singing wasn't enough,
4:22:24 > 4:22:27Lauren took the contestants to meet Flawless for a dance lesson.
4:22:27 > 4:22:30One, two, three and four.
4:22:30 > 4:22:33One and two and three and four.
4:22:36 > 4:22:38THEY PANT
4:22:38 > 4:22:42Got What It Takes? It has what it takes.
4:22:42 > 4:22:44I've got a theory about Grace and Amelia.
4:22:44 > 4:22:46They're adorable and they watch CBBC.
4:22:46 > 4:22:49Now, I'm not saying that they're kittens pretending to be people,
4:22:49 > 4:22:51but I did see them chasing a mouse once.
4:22:51 > 4:22:53Which reminds me - it's time for...
4:22:55 > 4:22:57Right, I'm sure I've seen this one. Yeah, I have, yeah.
4:22:57 > 4:23:00Hang on, hang on, who turned out the lights?
4:23:00 > 4:23:05No, no, I'm not doing this. Get over here and scratch my back, I'm itchy!
4:23:05 > 4:23:08Oh, for goodness' sake, why are you filming me AGAIN?
4:23:08 > 4:23:11I'm casually trying to watch Marrying Mum And Dad
4:23:11 > 4:23:15and you're at it like the paparazzi. I think I'll catch some flies now.
4:23:15 > 4:23:17Ciao, darling!
4:23:17 > 4:23:18Ah, Wild And Weird,
4:23:18 > 4:23:23catching up on some of the weirdest moments from the animal kingdom.
4:23:23 > 4:23:28Hang on, am I sat in a box? Why am I sat in a box? That's weird, innit?
4:23:28 > 4:23:32Oh, he's a good looking boy, that Eldon, in't he, girls?
4:23:32 > 4:23:37I remember the days when boys used to pirouette for us!
4:23:37 > 4:23:39I remember the days when Eldon fancied Emily.
4:23:39 > 4:23:41It was a long time ago.
4:23:41 > 4:23:44I've just done a little accident.
4:23:44 > 4:23:47Got a wee beastie in your midst that enjoys
4:23:47 > 4:23:50partaking in a spot of CBBC, by jing?
4:23:50 > 4:23:52Why not film a 20 second clip of them
4:23:52 > 4:23:54and send it in via the Whoops web page?
4:23:54 > 4:23:57We'll give them a lovely voice and that!
4:23:57 > 4:23:59What you thinking, pet?
4:23:59 > 4:24:01In fact, now may be the prime time for them
4:24:01 > 4:24:03to get their peepers on the box.
4:24:03 > 4:24:05You, too - a goldfish can also join in.
4:24:05 > 4:24:09But not skunks. They ruin the couch. Here's CBBC's weekly best bits.
4:24:09 > 4:24:11'As the sun sets above us,
4:24:11 > 4:24:14'the sharks' body language begins to change.
4:24:14 > 4:24:19'Their movements are less languid and lazy, more mean and menacing.'
4:24:19 > 4:24:24There must be ten or 15 of them around us at the moment,
4:24:24 > 4:24:26all circling us with real intent.
4:24:26 > 4:24:30They are some of the most menacing of all sharks.
4:24:36 > 4:24:41'It feels like it might be time to head for the surface.'
4:24:43 > 4:24:45I don't like the look of this.
4:24:48 > 4:24:50She's ironed our pants!
4:24:50 > 4:24:52And where's all my Temper Hearts stuff?
4:24:52 > 4:24:54And my books!
4:24:54 > 4:24:56SCREAMING
4:24:57 > 4:25:00I can literally see my floor.
4:25:00 > 4:25:03Everything... Gone!
4:25:03 > 4:25:07Months of hard work, ruined!
4:25:07 > 4:25:08# So I went online today
4:25:08 > 4:25:10# Cos I had some stuff to say
4:25:10 > 4:25:12# Something I read messed my head
4:25:12 > 4:25:14# Logged off instead and ran away
4:25:14 > 4:25:16# They said I'm not all that
4:25:16 > 4:25:17# They said that I'm too fat
4:25:17 > 4:25:19# I'm a waste of space I'm an ugly face
4:25:19 > 4:25:21# So, thank you, trolls, for that
4:25:21 > 4:25:22# Haters, we're sick of you
4:25:22 > 4:25:24# And your twisted point of view
4:25:24 > 4:25:26# Your spin's pretty rubbish, too
4:25:26 > 4:25:28# But still we only wish we knew
4:25:28 > 4:25:30# Why is it you hate yourself?
4:25:30 > 4:25:32# Why is it you slate yourself?
4:25:32 > 4:25:33# Cos the poison that you chat
4:25:33 > 4:25:35# Just proves that you don't rate yourself... #
4:25:35 > 4:25:38# Lady, running down to the riptide
4:25:38 > 4:25:41# Taken away to the dark side
4:25:41 > 4:25:44# I want to be your left-hand man
4:25:44 > 4:25:48# I love you when you're singing that song
4:25:48 > 4:25:50# And I got a lump in my throat
4:25:50 > 4:25:56# Cos you're going to get the words wrong... #
4:25:56 > 4:25:58WHACK!
4:25:58 > 4:26:00And that's your lot. Go on, grab a dustpan and brush.
4:26:00 > 4:26:02After we've finished cleaning this,
4:26:02 > 4:26:04you can catch anything you missed on CBBC iPlayer.
4:26:04 > 4:26:05Hang on, where you going?
4:26:05 > 4:26:07You got on the bus, didn't you?
4:26:07 > 4:26:11Fine, fine, all right, I'll clean the rest myself! Ohhh...