5:08:05 > 5:08:09Gather round, campers, and dust off those winter blues cos
5:08:09 > 5:08:14we've got some toasty CBBC treats to warm your cockles right up.
5:08:14 > 5:08:16It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.
5:08:16 > 5:08:18- She's lost her marbles again. - No way!
5:08:20 > 5:08:22THUD
5:08:24 > 5:08:25And what's Lisa on about now?
5:08:26 > 5:08:28Yep, that hurts.
5:08:28 > 5:08:29OK, Eve, you win.
5:08:29 > 5:08:31Plus, they're like a snuggly pair of mittens,
5:08:31 > 5:08:34but less fluffy...and more human.
5:08:34 > 5:08:37It's our vlogging maestros, Laura and Myles.
5:08:37 > 5:08:40Yo, yo, it's Myles from the British Isles
5:08:40 > 5:08:42Here on Whoops I Missed The Bus
5:08:42 > 5:08:43No need to make a fuss...
5:08:43 > 5:08:47Make a fuss if you want, definitely there is some need to make a fuss...
5:08:47 > 5:08:49if you want to make a fuss.
5:08:49 > 5:08:50Yo.
5:08:54 > 5:08:56There's loads to come, but ladies first.
5:08:56 > 5:08:59There's no need for an introduction with this one,
5:08:59 > 5:09:01you all know her smiling face by now.
5:09:01 > 5:09:02It's Laura.
5:09:02 > 5:09:05There's a huge dilemma for Millie this week.
5:09:05 > 5:09:08Millie from Millie Inbetween, that is, not just a Millie down the road.
5:09:08 > 5:09:10And following on from last week,
5:09:10 > 5:09:12there are vegetable cushions in this episode, too.
5:09:12 > 5:09:13Vegetable cushions.
5:09:13 > 5:09:16- How are the aubergines coming along, Sharon?- Yes, nearly.
5:09:16 > 5:09:19Good, cos we've got another order here for mushroom cushions.
5:09:19 > 5:09:21Huh? Are vegetable cushions popular?
5:09:21 > 5:09:23Should I be adding some to my room?
5:09:25 > 5:09:26Hmm...
5:09:26 > 5:09:27Anyhow, what I really wanted to say
5:09:27 > 5:09:30was this episode was terrifying because...
5:09:30 > 5:09:32It's parents' evening!
5:09:32 > 5:09:34Does anyone ever enjoy parents' evening?
5:09:34 > 5:09:37My parents were always told that I talked too much in class.
5:09:37 > 5:09:39I don't know where they got that from. Talking too much in class?
5:09:39 > 5:09:41I don't talk too much in class.
5:09:41 > 5:09:44- FASTER:- Although I do do a good parrot impression which sounds like
5:09:44 > 5:09:45Squawk! Squawk!
5:09:45 > 5:09:49I don't talk too much. Imagine thinking that I talk too much!
5:09:49 > 5:09:51However, Millie had bigger problems than that
5:09:51 > 5:09:53and each lie she told spiralled out of control.
5:09:53 > 5:09:57- Well, it's probably time Dad left. - Who was at the door?
5:09:57 > 5:09:58Lauren's boyfriend.
5:09:59 > 5:10:01Friend who is a boy.
5:10:01 > 5:10:04- I want to meet him.- Me too.
5:10:04 > 5:10:06At least on the plus side,
5:10:06 > 5:10:10Millie can do that cool swiping a video out of thin air thing.
5:10:10 > 5:10:12Best day ever.
5:10:12 > 5:10:16I am never letting you dress me up for book day again.
5:10:16 > 5:10:17What am I even meant to be?
5:10:17 > 5:10:21Isn't it obvious? Harry POT-ter.
5:10:21 > 5:10:23POT-ter. Ha-ha!
5:10:23 > 5:10:25I've accidently hit send to all.
5:10:27 > 5:10:30Millie Inbetween - watch it.
5:10:30 > 5:10:31Oh, no, where's it going? OK.
5:10:31 > 5:10:34Oh, no, it's wandering off.
5:10:34 > 5:10:35OK.
5:10:35 > 5:10:38Nice work, Millie! I mean, Laura. Bravo!
5:10:38 > 5:10:40But hot on her heels, ready to voice their opinions,
5:10:40 > 5:10:44are our 15-second fans, yes!
5:10:44 > 5:10:49Hi, I'm Amber and my favourite TV show is The Next Step
5:10:49 > 5:10:52because it's full of drama and I really like to dance,
5:10:52 > 5:10:55and I just find it very, very fun.
5:10:55 > 5:10:58So thanks, guys, bye!
5:10:58 > 5:10:59Well done.
5:10:59 > 5:11:04My favourite CBBC show is Tracy Beaker Returns
5:11:04 > 5:11:06because it shows Tracy Beaker when she's older
5:11:06 > 5:11:10and it shows all the Dumping Ground kids when they're younger.
5:11:10 > 5:11:11Bye!
5:11:11 > 5:11:12Cracking. Next!
5:11:12 > 5:11:15# Watch Horrible Histories
5:11:15 > 5:11:17# It's fun and has facts
5:11:17 > 5:11:18# It's a really good catch
5:11:18 > 5:11:20# Watch Horrible Histories now
5:11:20 > 5:11:23# It's good and it's great
5:11:23 > 5:11:25# Fabulous in every way
5:11:25 > 5:11:28# Horrible Histories! #
5:11:28 > 5:11:29Brilliant! Another.
5:11:29 > 5:11:33My favourite show is Our School because it's about real-life
5:11:33 > 5:11:36situations and you don't really know what to expect.
5:11:36 > 5:11:38There's loads of friends and you don't know
5:11:38 > 5:11:40if they're going to turn on each other
5:11:40 > 5:11:43and it's really cool cos it's about real-life situations.
5:11:43 > 5:11:44Bye!
5:11:44 > 5:11:48Wonderful words, my friends. You almost brought a tear to my eye.
5:11:48 > 5:11:51And we want more of your CBBC compliments,
5:11:51 > 5:11:54so if you want to fill us in on your favourite shows,
5:11:54 > 5:11:58record a 15-second video and send it in to us via the Whoops web page.
5:11:58 > 5:12:00Now, we know you love Hacker Time and you're quite fond
5:12:00 > 5:12:02of Horrible Histories.
5:12:02 > 5:12:04Well, this... is neither of those shows.
5:12:04 > 5:12:07However, it is pretty funny.
5:12:07 > 5:12:11- Action!- No way!
5:12:11 > 5:12:13THUD
5:12:16 > 5:12:18Well, I'm not at one with schools.
5:12:18 > 5:12:21Every time I go in one I feel...reminded of...
5:12:22 > 5:12:24And I'm not at one with... Mm.
5:12:26 > 5:12:29Not at one with your lines, either.
5:12:29 > 5:12:31Let me bring up my tactical teacher spreadsheet.
5:12:33 > 5:12:35You have a teacher's spreadsheet?
5:12:37 > 5:12:38And action.
5:12:40 > 5:12:42Yeah, sorry?
5:12:45 > 5:12:46Action.
5:12:49 > 5:12:52I mean, how could you mess it up? I did, it's unbelievable!
5:12:52 > 5:12:54Dad used to think it was cute.
5:12:54 > 5:12:57Why are you putting ketchup on a cracker?
5:12:58 > 5:13:00LAUGHTER
5:13:01 > 5:13:04- Are you sure? - Look, it even has the thing.
5:13:06 > 5:13:08Can I go from...something?
5:13:08 > 5:13:11- It was! You was the one... - That's so appalling!
5:13:11 > 5:13:14Why's she talking to me like I'm not...
5:13:14 > 5:13:16It's not "you was" it's "you were"!
5:13:18 > 5:13:21- How am I raising you?!- I'm sorry!
5:13:21 > 5:13:22I'll get Mike and Craig out of the way
5:13:22 > 5:13:25and then we can get Miss Knope out of here.
5:13:26 > 5:13:28DOOR HANDLE CLUNKS TO FLOOR
5:13:30 > 5:13:33- Do you know what? I think I'm going to go for a walk.- Fine.
5:13:33 > 5:13:35Totally missed me.
5:13:37 > 5:13:41I shall have to shatter it with the power of my mouth.
5:13:50 > 5:13:52That didn't go as planned.
5:13:52 > 5:13:54I'm just going to scout out over here.
5:13:54 > 5:13:59- You know, just check it out a little.- Yeah, whatever, Millie.
5:13:59 > 5:14:02Couldn't you just stop giving me that attitude, please?
5:14:02 > 5:14:04Here, I've got you these.
5:14:07 > 5:14:08Sorry.
5:14:13 > 5:14:14Ninja!
5:14:16 > 5:14:17That didn't work.
5:14:20 > 5:14:23- Tracy!- Hello, Justin.
5:14:23 > 5:14:25- MUFFLED:- What are you doing...? Sorry.
5:14:31 > 5:14:32I like "Operation Ouch!"
5:14:32 > 5:14:35because I feel like I'm always learning new stuff.
5:14:35 > 5:14:37We show you where blood comes from.
5:14:37 > 5:14:39Apart from that - I prefer not to think about
5:14:39 > 5:14:41where my blood is coming from. It just is.
5:14:41 > 5:14:43My body just is. Blood magically appears.
5:14:43 > 5:14:45I wake up every morning, I've still got blood.
5:14:45 > 5:14:48My arms and legs somehow know and they just move.
5:14:48 > 5:14:49Your eyes blink.
5:14:50 > 5:14:54Usually, your eyes blink. Come on, don't get shy. There we go.
5:14:54 > 5:14:57They just get on with it. Best not to think about it all, really.
5:14:57 > 5:14:59Blood, where's it coming from? Same thing when you're on a plane,
5:14:59 > 5:15:02best not to think about how it stays up, it just does.
5:15:02 > 5:15:03Erm, so, blood.
5:15:03 > 5:15:07It's one reason why I'd never be a doctor, and a pilot.
5:15:07 > 5:15:10Every year, half a million people attend the accident
5:15:10 > 5:15:13and emergency department because of sporting injuries.
5:15:13 > 5:15:15Argh!
5:15:15 > 5:15:17Sporting injuries, ugh.
5:15:17 > 5:15:22If I had an injury for every time I played sports, I would have...
5:15:22 > 5:15:23zero injuries.
5:15:23 > 5:15:26I did do triple jump once. Three jumps is too many jumps.
5:15:26 > 5:15:28I won't go into too much detail about the injury
5:15:28 > 5:15:30but on the second jump I noticed my shoelace was undone.
5:15:30 > 5:15:33First jump was lovely, that was, "He's jumped, lovely first jump.
5:15:33 > 5:15:35"If he does two more this will be a lovely triple jump.
5:15:35 > 5:15:38"Three jumps up there, that'll be lovely."
5:15:38 > 5:15:40Second jump was just, "Oh, I'm on the floor."
5:15:40 > 5:15:43Third jump, I'm asleep on the floor. I'm just laying now.
5:15:43 > 5:15:46Dr Chris tries to help lots of people out on "Operation Ouch!"
5:15:46 > 5:15:49by trying to give people answers to their medical mysteries.
5:15:49 > 5:15:51What's the diagnosis, Doc?
5:15:51 > 5:15:53Right, this sounds like a classic case of...
5:15:59 > 5:16:01Whoa! Easy for you to say.
5:16:01 > 5:16:03Just from that, it seems that maybe being a doctor isn't that hard,
5:16:03 > 5:16:05if it's just making up long sentences.
5:16:05 > 5:16:09"I've got a bruise on my arm, Doctor." "Ah, that's..."
5:16:11 > 5:16:12"OK.
5:16:12 > 5:16:15"I mean, you're not helping me out, Dr Chris,
5:16:15 > 5:16:18"you're just saying what I have and where I have it."
5:16:24 > 5:16:28"What? That's just... That's too real, Dr Chris.
5:16:28 > 5:16:30"The bruise will go, but will the humiliation?"
5:16:30 > 5:16:34Yeah, you will probably have that for the rest of your life.
5:16:34 > 5:16:36"OK, good, thank you."
5:16:41 > 5:16:44One of my favourite shows this week has to be Eve.
5:16:48 > 5:16:50I know she's just a robot but Eve's wide eyes
5:16:50 > 5:16:52really remind me of someone.
5:16:54 > 5:16:55Can't think who.
5:16:55 > 5:16:57This week's episode got me thinking
5:16:57 > 5:17:00how awesome it would be to have a robot friend.
5:17:00 > 5:17:02They'd be a walking, talking fountain of knowledge.
5:17:02 > 5:17:05They'd make you an expert on anything.
5:17:05 > 5:17:06Even dating.
5:17:06 > 5:17:08So, we've escaped. Now what?
5:17:09 > 5:17:11Erm...
5:17:14 > 5:17:16Block Empire.
5:17:16 > 5:17:20If I was their robot friend, I would tell him, "Pay her a compliment."
5:17:20 > 5:17:21Your castle is amazing.
5:17:22 > 5:17:23Hmm.
5:17:23 > 5:17:27Well, maybe Eve's told him to really charm Lily's mum.
5:17:27 > 5:17:31- I'm Maddy.- Hi, Maddy.- Hi.
5:17:31 > 5:17:32Hi.
5:17:33 > 5:17:36Yeah, thanks, yes.
5:17:36 > 5:17:40OK, then. So forget that, clearly Eve hasn't given any advice.
5:17:40 > 5:17:41Bad robot.
5:17:43 > 5:17:47In this episode, we see that being a robot is actually pretty tough.
5:17:47 > 5:17:50You mean we can actually go in the beautiful lake?
5:17:50 > 5:17:52Erm, Eve, you can't canoe, can you?
5:17:52 > 5:17:55Especially when someone turns off your survival protocol.
5:17:55 > 5:17:58- Tell me you have not switched it off.- It was a dare.
5:17:58 > 5:18:00- I didn't think...- Abe!
5:18:00 > 5:18:03And is it just me or is Laurie's hatred of all technology
5:18:03 > 5:18:06a really odd thing to be telling...
5:18:06 > 5:18:07a robot?
5:18:11 > 5:18:13We find out that the whole of the episode,
5:18:13 > 5:18:19Laurie and Mr Gwenlan are set out to destroy technology, AI and Eve!
5:18:19 > 5:18:21No, no, turn around!
5:18:21 > 5:18:23Don't listen to her, Eve. Look at me.
5:18:23 > 5:18:25That way! You can do this, Eve.
5:18:25 > 5:18:27OK, don't give up.
5:18:30 > 5:18:32Just turn right back around and start again.
5:18:32 > 5:18:35Eve! Argh!
5:18:35 > 5:18:38Phew! Well, that's what friends are for.
5:18:38 > 5:18:42You know, this whole episode, I feel like blink and you'd miss it.
5:18:42 > 5:18:44Speaking of which,
5:18:44 > 5:18:48don't you think Eve would be amazing at a staring competition?
5:18:48 > 5:18:50Oh, bring it on, Eve.
5:18:57 > 5:18:58Yep, that hurts.
5:18:58 > 5:19:01OK, Eve, you win.
5:19:01 > 5:19:02Yep.
5:19:02 > 5:19:03You win.
5:19:03 > 5:19:06Imagine if Lisa was a robot. Maybe she is!
5:19:06 > 5:19:10But then again, maybe she isn't. Who knows? I don't!
5:19:10 > 5:19:11Anyway, moving swiftly on,
5:19:11 > 5:19:14let's find out what our furry friends have got to say.
5:19:16 > 5:19:19Oh, doggy dreams. This is the life.
5:19:20 > 5:19:24Hang on a minute, is that the sound of Hank Zipzer I can hear?
5:19:24 > 5:19:27I can't miss this, he's opened it and I can hear Mr Rock!
5:19:27 > 5:19:30Somebody wake me up!
5:19:30 > 5:19:32Wake me up, I say!
5:19:32 > 5:19:34We're just like Jamillah and Aladdin, aren't we?
5:19:34 > 5:19:37- Why's that, then?- Well, you're Jamillah and I'm Aladdin,
5:19:37 > 5:19:40- and we're here on a flying carpet. - Except we're not.
5:19:40 > 5:19:42I'm Penguin and you're Pebble,
5:19:42 > 5:19:45and we're not even moving on this striped cushion!
5:19:45 > 5:19:48We're motionless, you dirty hamster!
5:19:48 > 5:19:51Right, I've got the place to myself. What should I do?
5:19:51 > 5:19:54I could pop a wash on, sort out that pile of logs down there,
5:19:54 > 5:19:56do the dishes...
5:19:56 > 5:19:57No, I'll just watch Katie
5:19:57 > 5:20:01and Dodge chat a load of nonsense on CBBC instead.
5:20:01 > 5:20:02#NailedIt!
5:20:05 > 5:20:08They're a talkative bunch, them lot, and who knew they loved CBBC
5:20:08 > 5:20:10so very, very much?
5:20:10 > 5:20:13If you want to find out what your pets really think then just
5:20:13 > 5:20:15record a 20-second clip of them watching CBBC
5:20:15 > 5:20:18and send it in via the Whoops web page.
5:20:18 > 5:20:19What are you thinking, pet?
5:20:19 > 5:20:22Now, I trust that your heart has been well and truly warmed
5:20:22 > 5:20:26but we've got just enough time to squeeze the very best bits
5:20:26 > 5:20:30of this week's CBBC into one fine montage.
5:20:30 > 5:20:32# When I was nine I wrote a letter to the BP centre
5:20:32 > 5:20:35# Round the same time I wanted to be a BP presenter
5:20:35 > 5:20:38# More than a bike, a football shirt or a phone
5:20:38 > 5:20:40# I just wanted a BP badge of my own
5:20:40 > 5:20:43# Now wait, I'll tell you straight, it was truly great
5:20:43 > 5:20:46# On the 24th of Feb 1998
5:20:46 > 5:20:48# To my delight and surprise, couldn't believe my eyes
5:20:48 > 5:20:51# The postman brought me my blue and white prize
5:20:51 > 5:20:56# Cos a letter to Blue Peter's not like any other package
5:20:56 > 5:21:01# It's the key to making this TV show fully interactive
5:21:01 > 5:21:07# So listen up cos here's the bit you really need to know
5:21:07 > 5:21:10# When you write into Blue Peter
5:21:10 > 5:21:14# You're a part of the show. #
5:21:15 > 5:21:19Turn it on. Amazing, and then you just scan your key across the lock.
5:21:19 > 5:21:22- BLEEP - Hear that? Now, watch this.
5:21:28 > 5:21:30Wow.
5:21:30 > 5:21:31I'm off to the market.
5:21:32 > 5:21:36Finish up quickly, you might catch the end of the procession.
5:21:42 > 5:21:45Hello, Mum. You're back.
5:21:45 > 5:21:47I've been thinking, my sweet...
5:21:47 > 5:21:52It isn't every day that there's a grand procession, hmm?
5:21:52 > 5:21:55- Go on, have fun.- OK, thank you.
5:21:56 > 5:21:59- I'll finish the chores as soon as I get back.- Go, go, go.- OK.
5:21:59 > 5:22:01- Go. Shoo, shoo, shoo!- Yes!
5:22:09 > 5:22:11# No, no, no
5:22:11 > 5:22:14# Don't lose who you are
5:22:14 > 5:22:18# In the blur of the stars
5:22:18 > 5:22:20# Seeing is deceiving
5:22:20 > 5:22:22# Dreaming is believing
5:22:22 > 5:22:25# It's OK not to be OK
5:22:25 > 5:22:28# Sometimes it's hard
5:22:28 > 5:22:32# To follow your heart
5:22:32 > 5:22:34# The tears don't mean I'm losing
5:22:34 > 5:22:36# Everybody's bruising
5:22:36 > 5:22:40# Just be true to who you are. #
5:22:42 > 5:22:44Farts!
5:22:44 > 5:22:46ELECTRONIC FART SOUND EFFECT
5:22:46 > 5:22:47Excuse me.
5:22:47 > 5:22:50By Jove, we've done it, and just in the nick of time.
5:22:50 > 5:22:53But if you're still feeling a little chilly you can warm yourself
5:22:53 > 5:22:56with CBBC iPlayer by catching up on anything you might have missed.
5:22:56 > 5:22:59Wait, is that the end you're running? No! Wait, no, come back!
5:22:59 > 5:23:01At least let me borrow a sledge!