4:03:21 > 4:03:23Batten down the hatches, hose down your carriage
4:03:23 > 4:03:26and prepare for the ride of a lifetime.
4:03:26 > 4:03:29Well, a week. Specifically a week on CBBC.
4:03:29 > 4:03:32This is Whoops I Missed The Bus.
4:03:32 > 4:03:33We've got a slice of this...
4:03:33 > 4:03:37- So, we are taking this from Connor's entrance...- Here we go.
4:03:37 > 4:03:39I'm going to put it away and I'll see you in a minute.
4:03:39 > 4:03:41..a measure of this...
4:03:41 > 4:03:43No, no, no, no. I'm going to...
4:03:45 > 4:03:47..and a heapin' dollop of this.
4:03:48 > 4:03:50Hang on. What were that?
4:03:50 > 4:03:52Are you filming me?
4:03:52 > 4:03:55And my first mates on this double-decked voyage
4:03:55 > 4:03:59are the savvy and ship-shape reviewing duo of Laura and Myles.
4:03:59 > 4:04:02Are you ready, kids? Weigh anchor.
4:04:02 > 4:04:06Weigh an anchor? Why? We're not actually a boat, are we?
4:04:06 > 4:04:07I thought we were a bus.
4:04:11 > 4:04:13Yeah, maybe my demands are getting a bit weird.
4:04:13 > 4:04:16Let's keep it a bit simple, shall we?
4:04:16 > 4:04:17Why break with tradition?
4:04:17 > 4:04:19Oi, Myles, dish out the dates.
4:04:19 > 4:04:22Hello. Class Dismissed...
4:04:22 > 4:04:23is the name of the TV show.
4:04:23 > 4:04:26I'm not just trying out phrases if I become a teacher.
4:04:26 > 4:04:28You need to throw caution to the wind...
4:04:28 > 4:04:29PARP!
4:04:29 > 4:04:30..let rip...
4:04:30 > 4:04:33- PFFFP! - ..and force the air out of it.
4:04:33 > 4:04:34PRRRRRPP!
4:04:34 > 4:04:38I've always wondered about why...comedic trumping
4:04:38 > 4:04:40is a thing used in comedy.
4:04:40 > 4:04:43Is it the sound of said comedy trump that makes it appealing?
4:04:43 > 4:04:45Is it the air that a comedy trump can induce?
4:04:45 > 4:04:48Is it cos it's something we all do and it's a laugh
4:04:48 > 4:04:51acknowledging something, "We all do it, it's fine, we're all normal"?
4:04:51 > 4:04:56I'm not sure. I'm not a wind expert -
4:04:56 > 4:04:57as much as I'd like to be.
4:04:57 > 4:05:00I never thought that'd be a sentence I'd say on TV.
4:05:00 > 4:05:03Class Dismissed, that's what that clip's from. One of the examples
4:05:03 > 4:05:06of the many wacky characters that teach on Class Dismissed.
4:05:06 > 4:05:08There's also Sir Stanley Bleacher.
4:05:08 > 4:05:11Hark! Hark! Hark.
4:05:11 > 4:05:14If I turned up to school and just a guy was harking everywhere,
4:05:14 > 4:05:17I'd think, "I've definitely time travelled,
4:05:17 > 4:05:18"I've gone back, gone too far."
4:05:18 > 4:05:21We've got Shakespeare over here, Miss. There's Mr Nasal.
4:05:21 > 4:05:23Miss Spray.
4:05:23 > 4:05:25I don't know what's going on there. And Miss Spray.
4:05:25 > 4:05:27- Mr Nasal. - I also don't know what's happening.
4:05:27 > 4:05:30Teachers like that would make school more interesting.
4:05:30 > 4:05:32For example, you've got a teacher dressed up as Shakespeare.
4:05:32 > 4:05:35He's teaching English - I'm interested.
4:05:35 > 4:05:40Pop a teacher in another costume... A big 12, perhaps. Hear me out.
4:05:40 > 4:05:41Now they're teaching maths -
4:05:41 > 4:05:43I'm interested because of the costume.
4:05:43 > 4:05:45It's got me interested, it's something new.
4:05:45 > 4:05:47Just a big 12 and they're up at the front of the classroom.
4:05:47 > 4:05:49It's a big 12.
4:05:49 > 4:05:51Like, half their body standing in the one
4:05:51 > 4:05:54and their face is, like, peeking out into the two.
4:05:54 > 4:05:57And then just, "I'm a 12." Teachers, take note.
4:05:57 > 4:06:00In the playground, the pupils are about to prank Mr Nasal.
4:06:00 > 4:06:04Don't prank Mr Nasal. He's already called Mr Nasal.
4:06:04 > 4:06:08To BMX or not to BMX? That is the question.
4:06:08 > 4:06:10That's never been the question, ever.
4:06:10 > 4:06:13- A rat!- A rat? The king was a rat?
4:06:13 > 4:06:16- That doesn't even rhyme. - No, miss, I just saw a rat.
4:06:16 > 4:06:18Oh, good.
4:06:18 > 4:06:20I let five of them out in here this morning...
4:06:20 > 4:06:23- SCREAMING - ..and I haven't seen one since.
4:06:23 > 4:06:26Genuinely, we had two rats once in English class.
4:06:26 > 4:06:28A girl screamed because she'd seen them
4:06:28 > 4:06:32and the teacher just went, "Oh..." like they were regulars, like she'd
4:06:32 > 4:06:33asked them to leave before and...
4:06:33 > 4:06:36"They've come back, haven't they? Oh, come on, rats."
4:06:36 > 4:06:38She just opened the door and just went back to teaching.
4:06:38 > 4:06:41Not in a big 12. Class Dismissed -
4:06:41 > 4:06:44comedy trumps, rats...
4:06:45 > 4:06:46..and a third thing.
4:06:46 > 4:06:50Oh, that Myles. He's top of the class. Eh? Class? Do you get it?
4:06:50 > 4:06:53And keeping it classy from hither to thither
4:06:53 > 4:06:55are our 15-second fans.
4:06:55 > 4:06:58Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus. My name is Elliott.
4:06:58 > 4:07:01I love all the CBBC shows but
4:07:01 > 4:07:03my favourite has to be The Next Step
4:07:03 > 4:07:07- because I love all the dancing and all the drama.- Nice one.
4:07:07 > 4:07:09My favourite show is All Over The Place Europe
4:07:09 > 4:07:13cos it tells you about facts that you might not have known about.
4:07:13 > 4:07:15My favourite part is the main event.
4:07:15 > 4:07:19- The worst part, though, is when it finishes.- Lovely work.
4:07:19 > 4:07:24My favourite show on CBBC is Young Dracula, and The Next Step.
4:07:24 > 4:07:27They both have a lot of tension and a lot of drama and I love it.
4:07:27 > 4:07:29Well done.
4:07:29 > 4:07:32Hi, there. My name's Mia and I love The Next Step
4:07:32 > 4:07:34cos they do drama and dance.
4:07:34 > 4:07:38I just love it. Love it, love it, love it!
4:07:38 > 4:07:40I wish it comes on more because I always watch it.
4:07:40 > 4:07:43I always watch the next episode and all this. Yay!
4:07:44 > 4:07:48You absolute legends. We can always count on you lot.
4:07:48 > 4:07:51Want to join the ranks of the 15-second fans?
4:07:51 > 4:07:54Record a clip of yourself raving about your favourite show and head
4:07:54 > 4:07:58to the Whoops web page for details about how to send it in to us.
4:07:58 > 4:08:02Time now to hand over to the one and only Annabelle as she takes us
4:08:02 > 4:08:06on a tour of the sights and sounds of The Dumping Ground.
4:08:14 > 4:08:18Good morning. It is 7:03 and I'm going to go
4:08:18 > 4:08:21and start a new day's filming at The Dumping Ground.
4:08:21 > 4:08:22Let's go get ready.
4:08:26 > 4:08:27Off to work.
4:08:34 > 4:08:38So we actually film at what once was a school.
4:08:41 > 4:08:42I'm on my way to make up.
4:08:53 > 4:08:55That's me done. I am now Sasha.
4:08:55 > 4:08:57So let's go off to costume.
4:09:01 > 4:09:04I'm off to get changed and I'll see you in a bit.
4:09:04 > 4:09:06I am now Sasha. So let's go to set.
4:09:09 > 4:09:12Technically we're outside because we're walking through
4:09:12 > 4:09:15what is the back door and into the kitchen...where everyone is.
4:09:15 > 4:09:17And here's the scene all set up for us.
4:09:17 > 4:09:20Now everyone's going to get into position
4:09:20 > 4:09:22and wait for the cameras to kind of get ready.
4:09:22 > 4:09:24And then we'll have probably a rehearsal
4:09:24 > 4:09:26and then we'll shoot it.
4:09:26 > 4:09:28The camera is literally right next to me now.
4:09:28 > 4:09:31- Taking this from Connor's entrance...- Here we go.
4:09:31 > 4:09:34I'm going to put it away and I'll see you in a minute.
4:09:38 > 4:09:41This scene we're doing now will run a couple of minutes
4:09:41 > 4:09:44- after the one we just did. - Same again, please.
4:09:44 > 4:09:46We're all getting under the table.
4:09:47 > 4:09:49Set and action.
4:09:49 > 4:09:54- (Two, three...) - THEY SHOUT
4:09:54 > 4:09:56And cut. Thank you.
4:09:56 > 4:09:59That was a take. That was great. Completes the scene.
4:09:59 > 4:10:00CHEERING
4:10:01 > 4:10:06So it's lunchtime now, so we're just on our way up to the cafe.
4:10:06 > 4:10:09- Could I have the vegan lasagne? - Vegan one?- Yeah.
4:10:09 > 4:10:11I'm not very good with food.
4:10:11 > 4:10:13I'm not the most adventurous, I'm not going to lie.
4:10:13 > 4:10:15So here we go.
4:10:15 > 4:10:18And here is everybody. What are you guys eating?
4:10:18 > 4:10:22First I was eating a vegan lasagne.
4:10:22 > 4:10:23Flapjacks for dessert.
4:10:25 > 4:10:28Let me show you upstairs in The Dumping Ground.
4:10:28 > 4:10:30Here we go.
4:10:30 > 4:10:32Here we have the twins' room.
4:10:34 > 4:10:36Floss's room.
4:10:36 > 4:10:40And then straight ahead, Tee and Sasha's room.
4:10:40 > 4:10:43I'll let you into another little secret. There's no ceiling.
4:10:43 > 4:10:45You've actually never seen the ceiling in the show.
4:10:45 > 4:10:47They don't build one.
4:10:47 > 4:10:50So...it's not actually a real place.
4:10:53 > 4:10:59Here we are, heading into the lounge.
4:10:59 > 4:11:02- Have we got presents as well? - Yeah.
4:11:02 > 4:11:06INDISTINCT CHATTER
4:11:06 > 4:11:08Thank you.
4:11:08 > 4:11:09Right, that's me done for the day
4:11:09 > 4:11:13so I'm going to go get these dreads out and head on home.
4:11:17 > 4:11:20This week has been all about building, digging and dens
4:11:20 > 4:11:22because I've been watching Dengineers.
4:11:22 > 4:11:28We are going to be building you guys your very own massive
4:11:28 > 4:11:30dream den just for the school.
4:11:30 > 4:11:32CHEERING
4:11:33 > 4:11:36Before anyone gets building anything, Lauren and Mark go through
4:11:36 > 4:11:38pictures with the children to get more ideas for the den.
4:11:38 > 4:11:42Tell me what pictures you like and what sort of ideas you like, yeah?
4:11:42 > 4:11:45I know exactly what I'd be having - a chocolate shop.
4:11:45 > 4:11:48What? A chocolate shop isn't a good idea?
4:11:48 > 4:11:50Well, what do the Dengineers come up with then?
4:11:50 > 4:11:51- The cars.- Cars.
4:11:51 > 4:11:54- The cars, yeah? Why do you want the cars?- Cos I like racing.
4:11:54 > 4:11:56- You like racing cars. - Yeah, that's a good point.
4:11:56 > 4:11:58Right in there.
4:11:58 > 4:11:59Cars are a great idea.
4:11:59 > 4:12:02- What about a stage?- Yeah.- Yeah?
4:12:02 > 4:12:04A stage, so you can do the dancing on there.
4:12:04 > 4:12:07Thinking about it, these are definitely better ideas than
4:12:07 > 4:12:09a chocolate shop. Practising singing and dancing sounds like fun.
4:12:09 > 4:12:11# Practising my singing and dancing
4:12:11 > 4:12:13# Practising my singing and dancing, yeah. #
4:12:13 > 4:12:15After the pictures are chosen, the diggers are out,
4:12:15 > 4:12:18the teachers are sent away and, just to check, all the children ready?
4:12:18 > 4:12:20ALL: Yes!
4:12:20 > 4:12:22But not before stopping any nosy teachers from peeking.
4:12:22 > 4:12:25They're thoroughly enjoying being in charge
4:12:25 > 4:12:26and keeping secrets from me
4:12:26 > 4:12:29and they keep telling me it's going to be pink and
4:12:29 > 4:12:31there's going to be castles, and I hate pink castles.
4:12:31 > 4:12:33Now, the plans for the dens look amazing.
4:12:33 > 4:12:36I don't know how they do it. I'd be a terrible den builder.
4:12:36 > 4:12:38- FANFARE - OK, three, two, one.
4:12:38 > 4:12:40- Voila. - FANFARE TRAILS OFF
4:12:40 > 4:12:43And just as the dens are almost complete... Wait, what?
4:12:43 > 4:12:46The Dengineers fly away? I didn't know that was the plan.
4:12:46 > 4:12:49Once Richard gets us safely airborne...
4:12:49 > 4:12:52CHEERING
4:12:52 > 4:12:54- We're up in the air! - This looks cool.
4:12:54 > 4:12:57..Captain Ben takes the controls.
4:12:57 > 4:13:00Now this is all you. Nice job, Ben.
4:13:00 > 4:13:03Oh, right, so they take flight on a flying simulator.
4:13:03 > 4:13:05I've always wanted to be a pilot.
4:13:05 > 4:13:07Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
4:13:07 > 4:13:10Today we are flying at approximately four degrees Fahrenheit
4:13:10 > 4:13:13at a pace of 22 snails on roller skates.
4:13:13 > 4:13:14'That doesn't make any sense.'
4:13:14 > 4:13:16But the microphone looks good, right?
4:13:16 > 4:13:18In the end, the dens turn out to be amazing
4:13:18 > 4:13:20and I'm pretty sure everyone was very happy with it.
4:13:20 > 4:13:23- CHEERING - Have a look at this! We did it!
4:13:23 > 4:13:25How good is this?
4:13:25 > 4:13:28Brilliant! CHEERING
4:13:30 > 4:13:33Now, I've just got to get started on my own den-building skills
4:13:33 > 4:13:35so I can become a Dengineer.
4:13:35 > 4:13:38Maybe this time I'll start on my painting skills. Here we go.
4:13:38 > 4:13:40Oh, I forgot to buy any paint.
4:13:46 > 4:13:48- I'm Dr Chris.- An I'm Dr Xand.
4:13:48 > 4:13:51And this is a Whoops I Missed The Bus exclusive
4:13:51 > 4:13:53because you get to watch us watching a brand-new episode
4:13:53 > 4:13:55of Operation Ouch for the first time.
4:13:55 > 4:13:58It's not very often that you get to watch twins
4:13:58 > 4:14:01watching twins on television, on television.
4:14:01 > 4:14:02- I'm excited!- Yes. So am I.
4:14:02 > 4:14:05- Now give me the remote. - Give me the popcorn.- No.
4:14:05 > 4:14:08No, you're not having the remote. No.
4:14:08 > 4:14:11No, no, no... I'm going to eat...
4:14:13 > 4:14:16# I'm the star of Operation Ouch... #
4:14:16 > 4:14:19- No, you're not. - # Doo-doo-doo, I am Dr Xand. #
4:14:19 > 4:14:21That's not even the words. It doesn't have words.
4:14:21 > 4:14:24- I wrote the words.- Well, you didn't ask me about the words.
4:14:24 > 4:14:27I've got my own words. I always sing the words when the credits come on.
4:14:27 > 4:14:30Just watch the programme.
4:14:30 > 4:14:33- Look, we're on. 'I'm Dr Chris.- And I'm Dr Xand.'
4:14:33 > 4:14:35- That's me. - 'We're identical twins.- Twins!'
4:14:35 > 4:14:36Getting in my way.
4:14:36 > 4:14:38'Every year, half a million people
4:14:38 > 4:14:40'attend the accident and emergency department'
4:14:40 > 4:14:44- because of sporting injuries. - Aargh!
4:14:44 > 4:14:46You always overdo these bits. Like, what?
4:14:46 > 4:14:49- That can't have hurt that much. - It was very painful.
4:14:49 > 4:14:53Tamsin's having a backslab, which supports the back of her leg
4:14:53 > 4:14:54and allows for swelling.
4:14:54 > 4:14:58If you watch Operation Ouch, you're learning about things that
4:14:58 > 4:15:01you would really only get taught when you're becoming a doctor.
4:15:01 > 4:15:04I remember being in the emergency department
4:15:04 > 4:15:08and eventually plucking up the courage to say to a senior doctor...
4:15:08 > 4:15:10- BOTH: "What's a backslab?" - Yeah.
4:15:10 > 4:15:13And the point of a backslab is it lets your leg swell, doesn't it?
4:15:15 > 4:15:18Now we're going to mess with your mind.
4:15:18 > 4:15:22Now this, I think, is the most amazing bit of the new series.
4:15:22 > 4:15:26So we'd never done mind benders before and these things ...
4:15:26 > 4:15:28These things bent my mind every time we did them.
4:15:28 > 4:15:33All you have to do is count the number of passes
4:15:33 > 4:15:34that the team in white make.
4:15:37 > 4:15:38It's amazing that you don't see it.
4:15:38 > 4:15:40And even though I knew what was to happen,
4:15:40 > 4:15:42you fooled me the first time you showed me the video.
4:15:42 > 4:15:44Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
4:15:44 > 4:15:46What we didn't tell you was before the match, Xand dressed up
4:15:46 > 4:15:51as a gorilla and made an amazing ape appearance during the game.
4:15:51 > 4:15:54I saw...a gorilla.
4:15:54 > 4:15:57It's really good that, even when she said it, no-one saw this.
4:15:57 > 4:16:00Just watch it again. Don't worry about the passes now.
4:16:00 > 4:16:02Just see if you can see a gorilla.
4:16:03 > 4:16:07There is... Wait a minute. There is the gorilla at the back dancing.
4:16:07 > 4:16:09Oh, that gorilla.
4:16:09 > 4:16:10XAND LAUGHS
4:16:10 > 4:16:13The femur is one of the strongest bones in the body
4:16:13 > 4:16:14so we're going to need some very...
4:16:14 > 4:16:17The femur is one of the strongest bones in the body...
4:16:17 > 4:16:20'When it's my close-up, Xand just stands there going...'
4:16:20 > 4:16:22like this, and trying to make me laugh.
4:16:22 > 4:16:25- Totally unhelpful.- You just need to be more professional.
4:16:25 > 4:16:28YOU need to be more professional! In general.
4:16:28 > 4:16:32So we'll see you next time for more Operation Ouch.
4:16:32 > 4:16:34XAND SNORES
4:16:35 > 4:16:37That was an excellent show.
4:16:37 > 4:16:40I must say, I thought I was particularly good in it.
4:16:40 > 4:16:44- Well, history will be your judge. Now give me the popcorn.- Certainly.
4:16:46 > 4:16:49Hey, what are they doing watching telly?
4:16:49 > 4:16:52Don't they have scabs to poke and trumps to scrutinise?
4:16:52 > 4:16:55Oh, well. Perhaps a pair of vets would be more appropriate?
4:16:55 > 4:16:57It's time for...
4:16:57 > 4:16:59What You Thinking, Pet?
4:16:59 > 4:17:01Oh, for goodness' sake.
4:17:01 > 4:17:04This Chris Johnson chap can't paint to save his life.
4:17:04 > 4:17:05I can't watch this any longer.
4:17:05 > 4:17:08No, it's too paint-ful. Ah, do you get it? Oh...
4:17:08 > 4:17:12They're so cheeky on 4 O'Clock Club, ain't they?
4:17:12 > 4:17:15It makes school look like a right laugh.
4:17:15 > 4:17:18You go, lads. Show 'em how it's done.
4:17:18 > 4:17:19Ooh. Oh, dear.
4:17:19 > 4:17:23No, wait, Mr Bell's caught 'em.
4:17:23 > 4:17:26I knew it. Bunch of good-for-nothings, them boys.
4:17:26 > 4:17:27SNORING
4:17:27 > 4:17:31Oh! Hang on! What were that?
4:17:31 > 4:17:32Are you filming me?
4:17:32 > 4:17:34Is this for Whoops I Missed The Bus?
4:17:34 > 4:17:38Oh, I would be excited but... I'm too tired.
4:17:39 > 4:17:41Come on, now. Think positive.
4:17:41 > 4:17:43This isn't an Elizabethan collar.
4:17:43 > 4:17:44No, it's a TV dish.
4:17:44 > 4:17:46Yeah, yeah, that's it. TV dish.
4:17:46 > 4:17:48It's for watching more TV.
4:17:48 > 4:17:51I'm beaming Hacker and Karim right into my brain.
4:17:52 > 4:17:55Oh, actually, could you switch it off?
4:17:55 > 4:17:57If you want to get your little
4:17:57 > 4:17:58buddy on the telly, film some
4:17:58 > 4:18:00footage of them watching CBBC and
4:18:00 > 4:18:02send it in via the Whoops web page.
4:18:02 > 4:18:04They could be in a future episode.
4:18:04 > 4:18:06What You Thinking, Pet?
4:18:06 > 4:18:07And that's your lot.
4:18:07 > 4:18:11But if you want more, then look nae further than the CBBC iPlayer.
4:18:11 > 4:18:13Time now for me to return to my weekly slumber
4:18:13 > 4:18:15till that bus rocks right up again.
4:18:15 > 4:18:18Goodbye for now, my dears.