4:07:23 > 4:07:25Fire up the engines,
4:07:25 > 4:07:28shift that brain into gear and hold on tight, cockers.
4:07:28 > 4:07:30This is Whoops I Missed The Bus.
4:07:30 > 4:07:32And we ain't waiting for no-one!
4:07:32 > 4:07:34We've got a bit of this...
4:07:34 > 4:07:40- ALL:- You are awesome!
4:07:40 > 4:07:42There's some of him...
4:07:42 > 4:07:45These shoes are too tight, look.
4:07:45 > 4:07:47And this terrible twosome, too...
4:07:47 > 4:07:50SHE IMITATES A GUITAR
4:07:50 > 4:07:53Now, what would you get if you stuck a pair of vloggers
4:07:53 > 4:07:55in front of CBBC for a whole week?
4:07:55 > 4:07:57Two red-eyed superfans, of course.
4:07:57 > 4:07:59It's Laura and Myles.
4:07:59 > 4:08:03I'm not just a one-trick pony, you know, I can do lots of things.
4:08:03 > 4:08:06Not off the top of my head. I'll have to think,
4:08:06 > 4:08:10but, you know, let's crack on first and then we'll come back to me.
4:08:13 > 4:08:17Now, last week, CBBC hosted Safer Internet Day,
4:08:17 > 4:08:20and you won't feel any safer than in the hands
4:08:20 > 4:08:22of our vivacious vlogger, Laura.
4:08:22 > 4:08:24Last Tuesday was Safer Internet Day,
4:08:24 > 4:08:25so it was a good excuse to sit down
4:08:25 > 4:08:28and re-watch the first series of Dixi,
4:08:28 > 4:08:30a mystery series all about a girl called Shari
4:08:30 > 4:08:32who vlogs her whole life. "Vlogging," I hear you say,
4:08:32 > 4:08:34"sounds like my kind of show."
4:08:34 > 4:08:37Hey, it's Shari, and if you're one of my Dixi friends,
4:08:37 > 4:08:40you know that I like vlogging about my life and what I'm doing.
4:08:44 > 4:08:45Elbow solo.
4:08:45 > 4:08:47Dixi's got tons of mystery, drama,
4:08:47 > 4:08:49friendships and synchronised-dance moves.
4:08:49 > 4:08:56# No-one should face their fears alone... #
4:08:56 > 4:08:59Hmm, dancing - reminds me of someone.
4:08:59 > 4:09:02# No question, my besties and me
4:09:02 > 4:09:04# About as close as we can be
4:09:04 > 4:09:06# We tell each other everything
4:09:06 > 4:09:08- # And I mean everything. # - Yeah!
4:09:08 > 4:09:10My favourite part of the show
4:09:10 > 4:09:12is the serious investigative work that Shari does
4:09:12 > 4:09:14to find who hacked her Dixi account.
4:09:14 > 4:09:18There are 12 computers in our school computer room.
4:09:18 > 4:09:21Computer number six has a sticky L key.
4:09:21 > 4:09:24You get, like, a million Ls a word every time you try to type.
4:09:24 > 4:09:26It's so annoying.
4:09:26 > 4:09:29- And even The Vamps got involved. - SHE SCREAMS
4:09:29 > 4:09:31We know what it feels like to be picked on,
4:09:31 > 4:09:33so we wanted to send you this video
4:09:33 > 4:09:34to let you know that bullying is not OK,
4:09:34 > 4:09:37whether it's online, in real life or wherever.
4:09:37 > 4:09:38I got hacked once. Well, kind of.
4:09:38 > 4:09:42I left my video camera out and came back to find this.
4:09:43 > 4:09:44A leaf.
4:09:44 > 4:09:46A big chair.
4:09:46 > 4:09:48Now I'm sitting on it.
4:09:48 > 4:09:50Don't leave your camera lying around,
4:09:50 > 4:09:51otherwise anything could happen.
4:09:51 > 4:09:53Any silly things could happen.
4:09:53 > 4:09:54Anyway, Shari's friend Mimi
4:09:54 > 4:09:57has some pretty cool martial-arts moves.
4:09:57 > 4:09:59Huh! Huh!
4:09:59 > 4:10:02Hah! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
4:10:02 > 4:10:05Hmm, martial-arts moves - reminds me of someone.
4:10:05 > 4:10:07Huh! Hah! Hah! Hah!
4:10:07 > 4:10:10Hah! Hah! Huh! Huh!
4:10:10 > 4:10:12Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
4:10:12 > 4:10:15And Isla is a really talented singer. Maybe we could team up
4:10:15 > 4:10:18and become some type of singing/vlogging band.
4:10:18 > 4:10:20# Here I go again
4:10:20 > 4:10:22# I think I lost my pen
4:10:22 > 4:10:26# On my door it says Hello, Billy. #
4:10:26 > 4:10:28Hmm, singing - reminds me of someone.
4:10:28 > 4:10:30SHE SINGS A SCALE
4:10:30 > 4:10:32SHE HARMONISES
4:10:32 > 4:10:34# Ooh, yeah! #
4:10:34 > 4:10:36On to a more serious note.
4:10:36 > 4:10:40Someone horrible hacks into Shari's Dixi page and cyberbullies her.
4:10:40 > 4:10:43Shari's online world really starts to affect her real life.
4:10:43 > 4:10:45This isn't just Dixi now.
4:10:45 > 4:10:49This hacker must really hate me and I don't even know who they are.
4:10:49 > 4:10:52I'm not sure I can carry on with this any more!
4:10:52 > 4:10:55As a vlogger, I know how important it is to stay safe on the internet
4:10:55 > 4:10:57and to keep personal information private.
4:10:57 > 4:10:59Hacking and cyberbullying is scary stuff
4:10:59 > 4:11:01and should definitely be taken seriously.
4:11:01 > 4:11:04If you feel uncomfortable with something that's happening online,
4:11:04 > 4:11:07tell someone and get help. Wow! That got really serious, didn't it?
4:11:07 > 4:11:11Back to comedy. Or at least some martial-arts moves. Wah! Wah! Wah!
4:11:11 > 4:11:13Wah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
4:11:13 > 4:11:15At the end of the series, the mystery is solved
4:11:15 > 4:11:17and we find out who the mysterious hacker is.
4:11:17 > 4:11:20You're going to have to watch it on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:11:20 > 4:11:23Plus, a brand-new Dixi starts next week on the CBBC website.
4:11:23 > 4:11:25Happy days!
4:11:25 > 4:11:27She never lets us down, that one, does she?
4:11:27 > 4:11:30But now for something a little different. It's our smaller,
4:11:30 > 4:11:34shorter variety of vloggers, our 15-second fans, by jing.
4:11:34 > 4:11:36My favourite show is Got What It Takes?
4:11:36 > 4:11:38Cos I love listening to all the songs,
4:11:38 > 4:11:41and the mums' challenges are really funny.
4:11:41 > 4:11:43- And it's epic!- Well done!
4:11:43 > 4:11:46Hi, I'm Leah and I love CBBC.
4:11:46 > 4:11:49I love Whoops I Missed The Bus because of all the 15-second fans.
4:11:49 > 4:11:52I love all the jokes in the vlogs
4:11:52 > 4:11:56- and I love everything they vlog about.- Lovely work.
4:11:56 > 4:11:59I like Absolute Genius because Dick and Dom are really funny
4:11:59 > 4:12:02and I like games and technology.
4:12:02 > 4:12:04I like the fact that they go all over Europe
4:12:04 > 4:12:06and some other parts of the world
4:12:06 > 4:12:09and show pictures of the people that have made the technology.
4:12:09 > 4:12:11Brilliant! Another!
4:12:11 > 4:12:14We all love The Next Step. Like, who wouldn't?
4:12:14 > 4:12:19And it's inspired Frey here to do a trick like this and many more.
4:12:19 > 4:12:22We all think the characters of The Next Step totally rock.
4:12:22 > 4:12:26- ALL:- We all think the cast of The Next Step,
4:12:26 > 4:12:31you are awesome!
4:12:31 > 4:12:35Cracking job, my friends. Excellent work.
4:12:35 > 4:12:37And you too could be a 15-second fan.
4:12:37 > 4:12:39It's as easy as A, B, C.
4:12:39 > 4:12:42Record a clip of yourself vlogging about your favourite CBBC show
4:12:42 > 4:12:44and head to the Whoops web page to upload it.
4:12:44 > 4:12:47It could be your face on this telly next week.
4:12:47 > 4:12:49Now, here to give us some handy tips about staying safe online,
4:12:49 > 4:12:51it's Hacker.
4:12:51 > 4:12:55Not an actual hacker, that'd be a bit weird, it's Hacker T Dog!
4:12:55 > 4:12:56Now, Hacks, if you're online
4:12:56 > 4:12:59and you experience something that makes you feel uncomfortable,
4:12:59 > 4:13:03- make sure you tell an adult. - Karim, I feel uncomfortable!
4:13:03 > 4:13:05These shoes are too tight, look.
4:13:05 > 4:13:07Hacks, that's not an online problem.
4:13:07 > 4:13:09There's also a website that makes me feel uncomfortable.
4:13:09 > 4:13:12Well, don't worry, because some online websites
4:13:12 > 4:13:15have an alert button or e-mail address where you can let them know
4:13:15 > 4:13:17if you feel upset about something or someone.
4:13:17 > 4:13:20And remember, guys, you can always log off and leave the website.
4:13:20 > 4:13:23- Now, Hacks, which website is it? - Karimsface.com!- Oh.
4:13:23 > 4:13:25HACKS LAUGHS
4:13:25 > 4:13:28OK, let's check today's to-do list.
4:13:28 > 4:13:31I've taken a selfie, a shelfie, a wealthy and a healthy.
4:13:31 > 4:13:34I've messaged my followers, my wallowers, my players, my naysayers.
4:13:34 > 4:13:38And I've used an emoji, a sloji and a woji. So, everything's done.
4:13:38 > 4:13:39Time for breakfast.
4:13:39 > 4:13:42- KARIM SIGHS - Ah, what's this?
4:13:42 > 4:13:44Katie's left her tablet unlocked.
4:13:44 > 4:13:47- That's not very secure at all, is it, Hacks.- No.
4:13:47 > 4:13:49Eh, let's message Lauren and pretend to be Katie.
4:13:49 > 4:13:52We could send here a picture of my face.
4:13:52 > 4:13:55My naughty, naughty face area.
4:13:55 > 4:13:59People talk a lot about junk mail, don't they, cocker?
4:13:59 > 4:14:00What's the big deal?
4:14:00 > 4:14:03Well, you might open up an e-mail that contains unpleasant things,
4:14:03 > 4:14:06or your computer could get a virus.
4:14:06 > 4:14:08But if you do open up a junk e-mail,
4:14:08 > 4:14:10- make sure you tell an adult right away.- I see.
4:14:10 > 4:14:12But now that I've not listened to any of your advice,
4:14:12 > 4:14:14I'm going to open this junk e-mail
4:14:14 > 4:14:17and open a weird file attached to it.
4:14:17 > 4:14:19BLEEPING Hacker, what did I tell you?!
4:14:19 > 4:14:21'Attention! Attention!
4:14:21 > 4:14:22'A virus has been detected
4:14:22 > 4:14:26'due to someone stupidly opening a junk e-mail!'
4:14:26 > 4:14:28Oh!
4:14:28 > 4:14:30- Mummy! - TWEETING
4:14:30 > 4:14:33Hacker, never meet up with anyone who you've only met on online.
4:14:33 > 4:14:38- Why's that?- Well, Hacks, people aren't always who they say they are.
4:14:38 > 4:14:40You remember that time I messaged Shannon 305
4:14:40 > 4:14:43and asked her to come round for a smoothie?
4:14:43 > 4:14:45Shannon! Where is she?!
4:14:45 > 4:14:47Hi, Karim, I'm here!
4:14:47 > 4:14:51No...
4:14:51 > 4:14:53- Urgh!- I know.
4:14:53 > 4:14:55A harsh lesson for us all, Karim.
4:14:55 > 4:14:58- A harsh lesson for us all. - A harsh lesson for us all.
4:15:04 > 4:15:06Pocket Money Pitch sees a group of contestants
4:15:06 > 4:15:09trying to think of business ideas that they can pitch
4:15:09 > 4:15:11in order to win a year's worth of pocket money.
4:15:11 > 4:15:13But if you can't think of an idea right now,
4:15:13 > 4:15:15just wait a year and you'll win the exact same prize,
4:15:15 > 4:15:18a year's worth of pocket money. It'll be there, just a year late.
4:15:18 > 4:15:21Imagine, a year's worth of pocket money up for grabs,
4:15:21 > 4:15:25just waiting for kids like you from across the UK
4:15:25 > 4:15:27to come up with a winning business pitch.
4:15:27 > 4:15:30- I live in Newcastle.- Birmingham. - I'm from Manchester.
4:15:30 > 4:15:33Could you spot a gap in the market?
4:15:33 > 4:15:36There we go, there's the gap in the...
4:15:36 > 4:15:38in the...
4:15:38 > 4:15:42I'm trying my best. Do you have any business ideas, Myles? No, I just...
4:15:42 > 4:15:45I just want to talk to someone. So you have no ideas?
4:15:45 > 4:15:49I mean, I have the idea that I'm not going to win any money.
4:15:49 > 4:15:52Myles, we've actually got an idea for you. OK. Go home.
4:15:52 > 4:15:55Gap in the market. Just some jokes I have.
4:15:55 > 4:15:58Are you the next Branson, Sugar or Dyson?
4:15:58 > 4:15:59I hope I'm not the next anyone.
4:15:59 > 4:16:02I don't want to wake up thinking, "I must be Myles again,"
4:16:02 > 4:16:03and then look in the mirror.
4:16:03 > 4:16:06"I'm not... Is this Alan Sugar off the TV show The Apprentice?
4:16:06 > 4:16:09"Why has this happened?" It's a scary thing. He does...
4:16:09 > 4:16:12He's got a lot of money, though, pocket money, though, hasn't he?
4:16:12 > 4:16:15So, it might be all right.
4:16:15 > 4:16:17We have searched the whole of the UK
4:16:17 > 4:16:20- to find the best young business talent.- Fair enough.
4:16:20 > 4:16:23I mean, I haven't been on Pocket Money Pitch yet, but just wait,
4:16:23 > 4:16:26just wait, because I have an idea that will blow your mind.
4:16:26 > 4:16:30What is my idea? I'm not going pitch it now, wait for the...
4:16:30 > 4:16:32for the full Pocket Money Pitch.
4:16:32 > 4:16:35And then we will watch the pitch for my idea.
4:16:35 > 4:16:36You'll be like, "That's Myles's pitch."
4:16:36 > 4:16:39What I like about the show is that you can pitch your idea,
4:16:39 > 4:16:41but you can give someone a call to help you out.
4:16:41 > 4:16:43- Press?- Yeah.
4:16:43 > 4:16:48Oh, Kirby has paused the pitch and locked in Levi.
4:16:48 > 4:16:51You can only press the pause button once to lock the guru in,
4:16:51 > 4:16:53which is probably good, cos if I was on it,
4:16:53 > 4:16:55"OK, Myles, you've pressed the buzzer,
4:16:55 > 4:16:57"what would you like help with?"
4:16:57 > 4:16:59"You've already pressed the buzzer.
4:16:59 > 4:17:01"We're going to give you help now." BEEP!
4:17:01 > 4:17:03"Can I have more help?" "You can't have more help." BEEP!
4:17:03 > 4:17:05"The guru is locked in..." BEEP! BEEP!
4:17:05 > 4:17:07"The guru is definitely locked in..."
4:17:07 > 4:17:10"The guru is not going to get out." That'd be my first question, really.
4:17:10 > 4:17:12Turns out I didn't even have an idea, just, you know,
4:17:12 > 4:17:14how do I get an idea?
4:17:14 > 4:17:16Please.
4:17:20 > 4:17:23Our school was a bit weird this week, wasn't it?
4:17:23 > 4:17:26Yeah, like when the maths teacher nearly set the place on fire.
4:17:26 > 4:17:28FIRE ALARM
4:17:28 > 4:17:30HE COUGHS
4:17:30 > 4:17:33Oh, I was looking forward to that mackerel.
4:17:33 > 4:17:35And that food tech teacher who keeps, you know...
4:17:35 > 4:17:37PHHRRT! PHHRRT! PHHRRT!
4:17:37 > 4:17:40How is this allowed in school?
4:17:40 > 4:17:43And why is there a game show going on in the classroom?
4:17:43 > 4:17:46Miss the cuboid and you lose everything.
4:17:46 > 4:17:48Have you got what it takes to beat the cuboid?
4:17:48 > 4:17:50Oh, I don't know. Maybe.
4:17:50 > 4:17:53What are these poor kids supposed to be learning?
4:17:53 > 4:17:56I'm properly angry about our school this week, CBBC. Properly angry.
4:17:58 > 4:17:59Huh?
4:18:01 > 4:18:03Oh...
4:18:03 > 4:18:06Welcome to Class Dismissed.
4:18:07 > 4:18:10Yep, Class Dismissed is set in a fictional school, and it's
4:18:10 > 4:18:13safe to say, I don't remember my English teacher being like theirs.
4:18:13 > 4:18:14Hashtag Shakespeare!
4:18:14 > 4:18:18My teacher was more like, "Do this, do this, sit there,
4:18:18 > 4:18:21"don't do that, raise your hand, silence!"
4:18:23 > 4:18:25Mr Cap did teach me something, though.
4:18:25 > 4:18:27What have I told you about calling me Mr Cap?
4:18:27 > 4:18:29Sorry, the Capmeister.
4:18:29 > 4:18:31What did he teach you?
4:18:31 > 4:18:34HE MIMICS GUITAR-PLAYING
4:18:34 > 4:18:37SHE MIMICS GUITAR-PLAYING
4:18:37 > 4:18:40You know what my favourite part was?
4:18:40 > 4:18:43Wait, the bit where...
4:18:43 > 4:18:47The bit where the teacher...he said...
4:18:47 > 4:18:50Write these percentages as fractions in simplest form.
4:18:52 > 4:18:54- Huh?- Huh?
4:18:55 > 4:18:59Oh! That bit's not from Class Dismissed, then.
4:18:59 > 4:19:02Nope.
4:19:02 > 4:19:04Loving all the CBBC-ing this week!
4:19:04 > 4:19:07And those porcine pets of ours have been all over CBBC this week
4:19:07 > 4:19:10too, like jam on toast or pineapple on a pizza.
4:19:10 > 4:19:13It's time for What Are You Thinking, Pet?
4:19:13 > 4:19:16Oh, I love a bit of TV time.
4:19:16 > 4:19:19But if someone could move me a bit closer, that'd be lovely.
4:19:19 > 4:19:22My eyesight's shocking these days. It's all a blur!
4:19:22 > 4:19:26Is this EastEnders? Is that Phil Mitchell and Kat Moon?
4:19:26 > 4:19:28Oh, look.
4:19:28 > 4:19:31It's young Myles.
4:19:31 > 4:19:35He's making a joke about trumping.
4:19:35 > 4:19:38It's wildly funny.
4:19:38 > 4:19:39Ha-ha-ha(!)
4:19:39 > 4:19:43Yes, it's wild and weird! I love it! Love it, love it!
4:19:43 > 4:19:45Now, where's Naomi? There she is.
4:19:45 > 4:19:47I'm so close I can almost smell her!
4:19:47 > 4:19:50She's amazing. I want to be her friend.
4:19:50 > 4:19:52Hold on a minute! Where's she gone?
4:19:52 > 4:19:56Bring her back! I don't want to watch some old bird faffing about!
4:19:56 > 4:19:59Bring Naomi back!
4:19:59 > 4:20:02I do like The Next Step, but I do wish Eldon would make his mind up.
4:20:02 > 4:20:05He's like a frog, jumping from one lily pad to t'other.
4:20:05 > 4:20:08But one minute he's with Emily, the next minute he's with Michelle!
4:20:08 > 4:20:11In fact, I can't watch it. I refuse!
4:20:11 > 4:20:16Until you've sorted yourself out Eldon, I wash my hands of you.
4:20:16 > 4:20:19If your animal friend has got something to say, then just
4:20:19 > 4:20:23record them watching CBBC and send it in via the Whoops webpage.
4:20:23 > 4:20:26We'll tell you what's going on in their furry little minds.
4:20:26 > 4:20:27What Are You Thinking, Pet?
4:20:27 > 4:20:31Now, think you've missed the best of the best of this week's CBBC?
4:20:31 > 4:20:33Don't fret and fear ye not!
4:20:33 > 4:20:37We've got the very best bits for you right here, right now!
4:20:38 > 4:20:42It's time to feel what it must be like for a peregrine falcon
4:20:42 > 4:20:45to hurtle towards the ground after its prey.
4:20:50 > 4:20:52Oh, my gosh!
4:20:55 > 4:20:58Argh!
4:20:58 > 4:21:00Oh, my!
4:21:04 > 4:21:06AUDIENCE: Whoa...
4:21:06 > 4:21:09Oh!
4:21:09 > 4:21:13CHEERING
4:21:22 > 4:21:25I didn't mean to do it that hard.
4:21:25 > 4:21:27- Hit it!- Uh-oh...
4:21:27 > 4:21:31# Whoa sweet child of mine... #
4:21:31 > 4:21:34Yeah, come on, Dodge, yeah!
4:21:34 > 4:21:39# ..Whoa-oh sweet child of mine... #
4:21:39 > 4:21:41Whoo! Yeah, Dodge, come on!
4:21:41 > 4:21:44- Stop! Stop it! Stop that!- Whoo!
4:21:44 > 4:21:48Stop... You, camera man, stop. Turn the lights on. Turn the lights on!
4:21:48 > 4:21:50No, no. I'm drawing the line at that, sorry.
4:21:50 > 4:21:53I've dressed up as loads of things on Blue Peter before,
4:21:53 > 4:21:57but I'm not dressing up as a woman. Read my lips - no wa...
4:21:57 > 4:22:00# I'm not a girl
4:22:04 > 4:22:06# Not yet a woman
4:22:09 > 4:22:13# All I need is time
4:22:13 > 4:22:15# A moment that is... #
4:22:16 > 4:22:19We're not talking about this ever again.
4:22:19 > 4:22:21Well, that's a wrap, folks.
4:22:21 > 4:22:24Don't forget - you can catch up with everything on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:22:24 > 4:22:26So until next time, bon voyage, darlings!
4:22:26 > 4:22:30Oh, I've missed it again. There must be some sort of record for this!