0:00:03 > 0:00:06Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard this service to Planet CBBC.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Make sure you're sitting comfortably,
0:00:08 > 0:00:10and prepare for the ride of your life!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14We've got a serving of this...
0:00:14 > 0:00:20Oh! I can practically smell Hacker's dirty meat-paste breath from here.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22..there's a sprinkling of that...
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# What a feeling
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Being's believing... #
0:00:29 > 0:00:31..and what the heckon is this?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Mwraak! Mwraak! Mwraak!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38In order to make your journey as entertaining as possible,
0:00:38 > 0:00:42our long-serving blogging duo are on hand every step of the way.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44It's Laura and Myles.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Where are we going? I'm not moving. No, thank you. So cosy.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49You guys go, I'll catch up.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I'm going to got to sleep, I'll catch up.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00In the driving seat, it's our most experienced lady of all, Laura!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Prepare to take off, sister.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Rattus Rattus is back, so you know what that means.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# If you're easily scared and you don't laugh at poo
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you... #
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Still watching? Then let's test your brain
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# With Horrible Histories: Gory Games! #
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I need these to cope with Dave Lamb's shirt.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23It looks like he's wrapped himself in an old curtain from 1985.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26On this show, you get to test your knowledge of Horrible Histories
0:01:26 > 0:01:29with quirky quiz question and gloriously gory games.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Horrible Histories: Gory Games was on CBBC last week,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and I decided to record me playing along. As you do.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40If an angry pirate was coming to get you, what might he send you?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Was it a piece of paper with...?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Red diamond! No, black spot!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52No, square!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55It's weird, cos nowadays we'd just send a text, wouldn't we?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Or a sad face emoji.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01C! He'd send you the black spot.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04If you say so! All right, next question.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07True or false? The phrase "pot luck"
0:02:07 > 0:02:09comes from Middle Ages pottery.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10That's definitely true.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- It's false!- No! Why?!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14It's not my fault, OK?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I've been distracted this whole time by that vault.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18What's exactly in there?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Ooh, could it be a slide to a swimming pool?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Or maybe a door to a new quiz show?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Or maybe a teleportation machine!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's off down the sewer with the lot of you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Or the sewers.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yeah, I think I'd prefer the teleportation machine.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hold up! I didn't think this through.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37I don't have an obstacle course. Um... Er...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's not quite the same, is it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Rick, meanwhile, is going about his business quietly.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46He's got the first key there.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I don't know why I'm doing this to myself.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52'I mean, if they weren't messy before,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53'they're certainly messy now.'
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Horrible Histories: Gory Games.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Fun, but messy.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Do not try at home unless you want to be grounded for a billion years.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04< Laura!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06She could talk for England, that one.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09So can this next lot. It's our future generation of vloggers -
0:03:09 > 0:03:12our 15-Second Fans, by jing!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Hi, CBBC.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16My favourite show is Class Dismissed
0:03:16 > 0:03:18cos it's really, really funny.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21And my favourite teacher is Mr Nasal cos he's...
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Cos he always sneezes on somebody and gets snot everywhere
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- and it's really, really, REALLY funny.- Brilliant. Another!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Hello. I'm Aidan, and I like watching The Next Step,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35because I like dancing,
0:03:35 > 0:03:38and sometimes when I watch an episode loads of times,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- I dance to it.- Well done!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44My favourite show on CBBC is "Got What It Takes?"
0:03:44 > 0:03:47cos it's really funny and I love singing.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Also it shows lots of different challenges
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and it's really funny when the mums do challenges,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54especially...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Musical Bears!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Full marks, team! Well done!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02If you want to earn your stripes as a 15-Second Fan,
0:04:02 > 0:04:03just record a clip of yourself
0:04:03 > 0:04:06banging on about your favourite CBBC show
0:04:06 > 0:04:09and head to the Whoops web page to upload it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Now, ever wondered what it would be like to have a teacher
0:04:11 > 0:04:15so showbiz he could dance his way to the top at CBBC itself?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Well, wonder no more, because Class Dismissed's Mr Christopher
0:04:19 > 0:04:20is doing just that.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hi! I'm Mr Christopher.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26You may recognise me from this year's X Factor, The Voice,
0:04:26 > 0:04:27and if not from there,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31then definitely from CBBC's new hit documentary series, Class Dismissed.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33No-one panic!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36But the assembly for the VIP is this afternoon,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38and if you lot do then what you did just now,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I will literally DIE.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Today, I've come to the BBC!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Home of amazing TV shows
0:04:45 > 0:04:48like The Voice, and other shows too.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52And I'm here to meet the big boss who's in charge of CBBC.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Come with me!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59No, don't... Don't come with me with the camera.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I mean, we're going to cut to me and I'll appear...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Just turn it off. Turn it...!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm here to meet up with the big boss of CBBC.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Have you got an appointment?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Yeah, course.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12If you haven't got an appointment, I can't let you through, I'm afraid.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Oh, I get it. You can't "let me through" to the next round
0:05:16 > 0:05:19without making sure I've got what it takes. Don't worry!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I've got what it takes...and more.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Five, six, eight!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:37 > 0:05:39So, can I have that meeting now?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40No.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44'Just when it looked like meeting CBBC's big boss seemed hopeless,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47'my super-creative brain came up with a plan!'
0:05:47 > 0:05:50If the big boss won't come to the party,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53then the party will just have to come to the big boss!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55And by party, I mean my awesome talent.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That's right - flash mob!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# What a feeling
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Being's believing
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# I can have it all
0:06:07 > 0:06:11# Now I'm dancing for my life
0:06:11 > 0:06:16# What a feeling... #
0:06:20 > 0:06:22So it's definitely more flash than mob,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24as no mob actually turned up.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26But what an amazing day it's been!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I got to perform for the big boss of CBBC,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33and most importantly, I made another amazing video for you,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35my internet channel viewers!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I guess all that's left for me to do now is go back to Dockbridge High
0:06:38 > 0:06:40and wait for the TV offers to just roll in.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And don't forget to catch
0:06:42 > 0:06:45the brand-new series of Class Dismissed only on CBBC.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Or you can just watch the bits of me - they're the best bits.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49OK, bye!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# What a feeling... #
0:06:57 > 0:06:58I do love a bit of Art Ninja.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's creative, it's arty,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03and I love the Art Ninja's energy.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Hey, Gav. Fancy doing something rad and intense?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10That is exactly what it's like to be friends with me.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13"Myles is calling me again? I bet he wants to do something
0:07:13 > 0:07:15"rad and intense." Laura, do you want to do something rad?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- No.- Or intense?- No.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Cool. I'll see you soon.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21It definitely makes you want to do more things, watching Art Ninja.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24For example, he's drawing and cutting out his own butterflies,
0:07:24 > 0:07:25but he hasn't got enough.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27My five butterflies.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29But I'm going to need a lot more of these to make my picture,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31so I'm going to use some ninja skills.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hi-ya!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35That should do it.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36I've got one banana.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39If I just throw that up, I'm not going to get more...
0:07:40 > 0:07:41"I'm finally a ninja, Mum!"
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Genuinely, where, what, how...? How did that happen?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I like how the Art Ninja uses simple things.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm an art critic now. This is what I like.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I like how the Art Ninja uses simple things to create art.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53For example, he makes flower patterns
0:07:53 > 0:07:55just by combining water with colourful tissue paper.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I don't know why I did that with the hand, just makes it arty.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Looked simple enough, I thought I'd give it a go.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Oh, no!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I started drawing a flower!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05That's... Get rid of that.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09How does the Art Ninja deal with this?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13We are going to be doing art inspired by all this.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14All this?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No! All this!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But we haven't got any paint or pens or paper or a canvas.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24We are going to be...branching out.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25I do like the Art Ninja,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27but sometimes I don't feel like he's thought it through.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I picked up a leaf - nature - in preparation for this task,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and there's no way I'm turning this into a piece of art.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36How...? Hello.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39That's the most beautiful thing I've ever done, bringing me to tears.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I'm a ninja now. Art Ninja has made me a ninja.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I don't think I want to be a ninja any more.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Where did that go? Why didn't that fall down?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Hello?!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58PHONE RINGS
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Grace? It's Laura.- I know.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I have your number in my phone already.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Have you heard about Pocket Money Pitch?- Pocket money?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Do you need to borrow a pound for sandwiches again, Laura?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08No! Pocket Money Pitch!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11You can win a year's supply of pocket money.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14That's...8,000 sandwiches!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15I'll see you in ten.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Right, come on. What are those?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23The ideas for my pitch, obviously.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh! I scribbled mine on the back of a train ticket.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Good to see we're both prepared, though, eh?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Is this Pocket Money Pitch?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Not without a backstage pass. Sorry.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's fine. I've got this covered.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Chocolate in exchange for entry, what do you say?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yeah, go on, then.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Did you really just give him a half-eaten chocolate bar?- Ssh!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52- So cool.- It's massive.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Looks like a Little Mix music video. - It does, right?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57MUSIC: Black Magic by Little Mix
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Grace and Laura, welcome to the Vault!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Grace, kick us off with yours.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Hello. So I've come up with the ultimate family experience.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21We all like petting animals. But what you guys don't know
0:10:21 > 0:10:24is that you actually like being petted by animals yourselves.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25That's right.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I've come up with a two-way petting zoo.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK, I can see your faces. You're sitting here a little bit confused.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34So I thought I'd do a demonstration for you.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You're stroking the little bunnies.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You're seeing the horses around you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40And then they start petting you too!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48And there's bunnies, and there's animals all around you,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- and you just... - Grace, is that your pitch?- Yes.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Laura, it's your turn.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54At the moment, only 1% of the UK
0:10:54 > 0:10:58claim that they can understand their pets.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Your cat miaows, and you think, "Oh, my cat might be hungry!"
0:11:01 > 0:11:05You might be wrong. But with my series of unique podcasts
0:11:05 > 0:11:08teaching people how to speak animal,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11this mistake will never happen again. A frog...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13FROG CROAKS
0:11:13 > 0:11:16He's actually saying, "Your moustache is really annoying me."
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- A monkey... - MONKEY HOWLS
0:11:19 > 0:11:22This monkey is actually saying, "I want some cheese."
0:11:22 > 0:11:23We cover hippos...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Mwraak! Mwraak! Mwraak!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27We also cover sheep...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Baa! Baa! Baa!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31That actually means, "How are you?"
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Get them off. Get them off.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You've had enough. Come on. Out.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Get out, come on.- I hadn't got to the giraffe yet!- No, no.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, that was fun, and at least I've got just enough pocket money
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- for us to get a sandwich. - I loved your idea, by the way.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47How do you say "sandwich" in Sheep?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Baa-aa!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's got to go high at the end.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Baa-aa!- Baa-aa!- Baa-aa!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56You are so last year, girls.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58We don't need no podcast.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02We know what your pets have been thinking for ages now. It's...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Now, I know what you're thinking, yes.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11How can she possibly enjoy The Dumping Ground with her back to it?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Well, I can, OK? I've got eyes in the back of my head, don't you know?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And this is the best way to watch it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21In fact, Jody and Tyler are my favourite characters. So there!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24You know what's worse than dogs? Singing dogs!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27This Hacker drives me mad with his tuneless wail.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I mean, where's all the cats on CBBC?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's speciesist!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Oh, I do enjoy Cinemaniacs.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I was born for the silver screen, darling.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Wait, what's that? You want to come and snuggle in here with me?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Eww, I'd rather not, no.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43No, I'm just going to lay out
0:12:43 > 0:12:46and have this pink footstool all to myself.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Bore off.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Ah, the perfect spot for CBBC viewing!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55It feels as though I'm actually in the TV.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00I can practically smell Hacker's dirty meat-paste breath from here.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, get him away from me!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I do feel a little bit sick.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Well done, pets of the UK!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Don't forget, if your furry chum is craving the limelight
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and desperate for screen time, then just record them watching CBBC
0:13:12 > 0:13:14and send it in via the Whoops web page.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16What you thinking, pet?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Now, there are 84 hours of CBBC goodness each week,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20but which bits are best, I hear you say?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, we've got them right here for you, cockers,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and, boy, are they good!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Right before I go on stage,
0:13:26 > 0:13:30I don't really think about my corrections, I just think...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32to have fun and enjoy this moment,
0:13:32 > 0:13:33because not many people can.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37And then I walk on stage and it just all gets blanked out.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Are there any colours in this picture?- No.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53In order for it to work, you have to keep looking at that dot.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You can play at home too! Are you ready?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Just remember, keep your eyes
0:13:59 > 0:14:01fixed on the dot in the middle of the picture.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05And don't move your eyes when the picture changes.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Keep focused on that dot.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Keep looking!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Ready for the change? Don't move your eyes.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Do you see this photo in colour?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Now move your eyes.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Do you see it's actually in black and white?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23A small animal that swims in rivers and stinks.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- An otter!- Yes.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29A spiky and nocturnal animal that curls up in a ball.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- Hedgehog!- Wow!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I can't believe it! - Black and white...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34HOOTER
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Oh!- Seven! You got seven!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Wow, you're at the top of the leaderboard - well done!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42We got seven - how do you feel?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Absolutely chuffed!- Oh!- Yeah!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46We're on the final approach now, folks,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49and I'm afraid our journey has come to an end.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Don't forget, you can catch up on anything you've missed
0:14:51 > 0:14:54on the CBBC iPlayer. Right, what time's that bus due?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ah, there she goes. Stranded in the wilderness once again.