0:00:04 > 0:00:07Is that the rumble of an engine? The ring-ding of a bell?
0:00:07 > 0:00:11The sound of CBBC coming right this way? It can mean only one thing.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, of course!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16This is the weirdest thing on telly.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20These two are on one again.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Is it destiny, I don't know... #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27And what's happened here?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31What I told you about your striped pyjama bottoms?!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Back with a bang and calling the shots is everyone's favourite
0:00:35 > 0:00:37pair of vloggers, Laura and Myles!
0:00:41 > 0:00:42"Dear CBBC, please stop making
0:00:42 > 0:00:45"such amazing programmes I can't stop watching.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48"I have no life and I think I'm in love with Dodge T Dog."
0:00:53 > 0:00:56They say ladies first, but men just before.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59So without further ado, it's our Myles.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I like Operation Ouch because I feel like I'm always learning new stuff.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07We show you where blood comes from.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Apart from that. I prefer not to think about where my blood
0:01:10 > 0:01:13is coming from. It just is. My body just is. Blood magically appears.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I wake up every morning, I've still got blood.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19My arms and legs somehow know and they just move. Your eyes blink...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Usually, your eyes blink. Come on, don't get shy! There we go.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26They just get on with that. Best not to think about it all, really.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Blood, where's it coming from? Same thing when you're on a plane,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33best not to think about how it stays up, it just does.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37So, blood, that's one reason why I would never be a doctor and a pilot.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Every year, half a million people
0:01:39 > 0:01:42attend the Accident and Emergency Department
0:01:42 > 0:01:43because of sporting injuries.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Sporting injuries.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Ah, if I had an injury for every time I played sports
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I would have...zero injuries.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I did do a triple jump once - three jumps is too many jumps.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I won't go into too much detail about the injury,
0:01:58 > 0:02:01but on the second jump, I noticed my shoelace was undone.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02First jump was lovely, that was,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04"Oh, he's jumped, he's done a lovely first jump.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06"If he does two more jumps, this'll be a lovely triple jump.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08"Three jumps up there, lovely."
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Second jump was sort of just, "Oh, I'm on the floor."
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Third jump... "I'm asleep on the floor, I'm just laying now."
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Dr Chris tries to help lots of people out on Operation Ouch
0:02:16 > 0:02:20by trying to give people answers to their medical mysteries.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21What's the diagnosis, doc?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Right, this sounds like a classic case of...
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Easy for you to say!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Just from that, it seems maybe being a doctor isn't that hard,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36if it's just making up long sentences.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39"I've got a bruise on my arm, Doctor." "Ah, that's..."
0:02:42 > 0:02:44"OK. I mean, you're not helping me out, Dr Chris.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47"You're just saying what I have and where I have it."
0:02:55 > 0:02:57"What?! That's just...
0:02:57 > 0:02:58"That's too real, Dr Chris!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01"The bruise will go, but will the humiliation?"
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Yeah, you will probably have that for the rest of your life.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07"OK... Good, thank you."
0:03:07 > 0:03:10He's always trying to hog the limelight, that one.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13But waiting in the wings and eager to steal the show is you lot,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15our 15 second fans.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Hi, CBBC. I chose Got What It Takes
0:03:17 > 0:03:21because it's an amazing show where really talented singers go on.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I really like it, so, yeah! Cracking. Next!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28My favourite show would have to be The Next Step because it has
0:03:28 > 0:03:29lots of drama and action
0:03:29 > 0:03:31and I wish season four would come up quicker.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And also I like Wolfblood, even though it's on hold
0:03:34 > 0:03:36for a new series. But I still quite like it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I hope Maddy comes back. Brilliant! Another!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I like Blue Peter because I love that they have special guests
0:03:42 > 0:03:45and I also really like that they do challenges,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I really enjoy watching it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Get in! My favourite CBBC show is The CBBC Official Chart Show.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55This is my favourite show because they always show the number one hits
0:03:55 > 0:04:00of the week and they show you famous people that come in and sing.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Bye!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Excellent vloggage, my friends!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06If you want to join our barmy army of 15 second fans,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09just film your wonderful self chatting away about all things CBBC
0:04:09 > 0:04:13and head to the Whoops web page to upload it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Now, ever wondered what would happen if we mashed up Eve
0:04:15 > 0:04:17and Absolute Genius? No?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Me neither, but we're going to show it to you anyway.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Play the tape, tape man!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Is it, er, on? I don't know.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Hello.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I am Eve.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Hello, Eve. We're THE Dick and Dom, you know.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Dick and Dom, a children's comic double act
0:04:51 > 0:04:54consisting of Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57So, Eve, you're an advanced example of artificial intelligence.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Tell us about yourself. I am an artificial human. Yes.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I am the world's first fully sentient artificial person,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06also known as... Whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down there.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Now, can you tell us a bit about how you were born - I mean, made?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12No, no, built, how were you built? I was developed, designed
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and created by scientist Mary Douglas...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17also known as my mother.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20What about emotions? You know, feelings?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Emotions. Yes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25A strong feeling derived from a circumstance, mood or relationship.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28While I am programmed to engage with my surroundings,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I do not feel exactly the same way that a real human girl would.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34So this isn't annoying, huh?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Annoyed. To feel irritated or agitated. No, I do not feel annoyed.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42What about now? No. What about now? Still no.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Will you stop it? Stop it!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Stop, just stop it!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50My sensors detect that Dominic is feeling agitated. No, I am not!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Now we've got to know Eve, let's see what she can actually do.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Yes, it's man versus machine. Human versus robot.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Skeleton versus... carbon...nanotubes.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Dick and Dom versus Eve.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Dom, you're going first against Eve. Ready?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14764 times 1,055,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16divide by three,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18plus 22 equals...
0:06:18 > 0:06:25268,695.333333333...
0:06:25 > 0:06:263.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31Your turn! What is the capital of...Venezuela?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Caracas, founded 1567, population five million.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38We'll never win this, she's got the whole internet in her head.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40We need to do a different challenge.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Something that we're really good at that she can't do.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Got it. What? Telly presenting. Right, yeah!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47See if you can telly present better than us. Ready?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50PERFECT DICK AND DOM VOICE: Hi, we are Dick and Dom.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And this is Absolute Genius.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Come on, we're leaving. And you! Wait!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I haven't shown you how I can remove my hand yet.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07In what show do you manage to get jet skiing, chainsaw juggling
0:07:07 > 0:07:10and popping water balloons with your head?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15And it's gone from disaster to catastrophe for Cherry!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17And women throwing men around?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Wow, this is tenuous, even for us.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I didn't even know there was a record for that. Hm.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Ha! Maybe I could have a chance at this. Ha!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Hang on a second.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34When someone says world records to me, I think of memory games
0:07:34 > 0:07:37or how many sticky notes you can put on your face.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Come on, we've all done that.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ahem. I'll be honest, I wasn't quite expecting something quite this epic.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46'This aquabike weighs around 150 kilos.'
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Nothing quite beats the intensity of dice ordering with
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Mr Cherry, Ray and Steve.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Dice ordering. Is that what you call it?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59'He started with number one and he's working his way up to six.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01'Fascinating tactics.'
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Look at the concentration on everyone's faces.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08If you had that much concentration in all situations involving
0:08:08 > 0:08:11a dice, board games would be very different.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yes! Passing Go and collecting ?200.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19And just when you thought all this record-breaking was nice
0:08:19 > 0:08:21and safe, Space Cowboy proves you wrong.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22'And he's off.' Yes!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25'Two catches and still two hands attached.'
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I don't know how he keeps his balance and does that.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I find just making sure I don't walk into things quite difficult.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33I stubbed my toe again.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34How do you get into that?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Hey, Dad, am I OK to borrow your unicycle? Awesome. Cool.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Nothing much. I've just got to now find a chainsaw to juggle on it.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42See you later.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I'm actually very excited to see what the next episode's
0:08:45 > 0:08:47records will be. How dangerous will it get?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What colour will Mr Cherry's leggings be?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52And the biggest question of all, can I take part?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yes?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# My name's Amelia and I can rap
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Rap is so good I deserve a nap
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# We're here on Whoops I Missed The Bus
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# So you may as well call me...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# ..Russ? #
0:09:14 > 0:09:15# The time is now 4 o'clock. #
0:09:15 > 0:09:19And what's a better way to start a vlog about a brand-new
0:09:19 > 0:09:224 O'Clock Club than... A lip-sync battle.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23# I don't know
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# I don't know
0:09:25 > 0:09:26# I don't know. #
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh... MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
0:09:29 > 0:09:33OK, we can't rap and we can't lip-sync. Shall we move on?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34I have a confession to make.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You ate another packet of digestives despite the fact you hate them?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Eugh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41No, my confession is that I watch 4 O'Clock Club
0:09:41 > 0:09:44but I watch it at five o'clock on iPlayer. Is that bad?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Not as bad as making a rubbish impression
0:09:47 > 0:09:48when you first start school.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50What? In the wise words of Amber...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Who we get labelled as today is who we are for the next five years.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, so that's why I was called "Long Pants" at school.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm not even going to ask.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03According to Isaac, girls are like...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Just roll over wanting their bellies tickled. Who does that?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09That doesn't sound right, Amelia. I think he's going on about a d...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Tickle me!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Never mind.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16# So it's the end of the episode I thought it was pretty great
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# I loved it so much I'm going to tell my mates
0:10:19 > 0:10:21# What I've learnt from this that I'm a rapper
0:10:21 > 0:10:24# So good that I could be a napper. #
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And that's why you're not in the 4 O'Clock Club, Amelia.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28That's why.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32They chirp on like a pair of gossiping birds, them two.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Which takes me nicely to our next feature - talking animals.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It's time for...
0:10:40 > 0:10:41'Right I've just been for my blow-dry
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'and I've got a manicure booked in later.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47'What's that? You can't give me a lift. But I've paid for it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50'Oh, my days. What am I going to do?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54'Pass us the biscuits. I'll stay in and watch The Next Step then.'
0:10:55 > 0:10:57'I can't quite move.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02'If someone could just tilt the tablet a little more to the left.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06'No, not the camera, the tablet.'
0:11:07 > 0:11:09'Do you think my breath smells?'
0:11:09 > 0:11:13'Sh! I'm trying to watch Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.'
0:11:13 > 0:11:17'Yeah, but does it? I've just eaten a load of lettuce.'
0:11:17 > 0:11:20'I don't know. Be quiet. It's really good, this bit.'
0:11:20 > 0:11:23'For goodness' sake! You're a nightmare, not me.'
0:11:23 > 0:11:28'What have I told you about those striped pyjama bottoms?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31'They're so distracting when I'm trying to watch the telly.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34'They make my eyes go funny. Can you move out of the way?'
0:11:36 > 0:11:39That was purr-fect.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42If your pet was born for the bright lights of showbusiness
0:11:42 > 0:11:43just record them watching CBBC
0:11:43 > 0:11:44and send it in
0:11:44 > 0:11:46via the Whoops web page.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47What you thinking, pet?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Now, I know what you're thinking. How could we possibly
0:11:50 > 0:11:53pick the best bits of this week's CBBC when it's all so good?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56We've achieved the impossible and done just that.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Enjoy.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00SIREN BLARES
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Go, go, go.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Mark, be very careful.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Get yourself under the stairs into that cupboard.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21He's in. Nice work. Nice work.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26'In Your House is go. Mission number one.'
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Surrounding you are many coats. I want you to try on two coats.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35He's taking his bag off. He's taking the bag off.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38'That's it. Take the bag off slowly, quietly.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43'Hurry up because he's right next door.'
0:12:43 > 0:12:44HE LAUGHS
0:12:44 > 0:12:50Nearly there. One last nudge over the shoulders. Nice.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That's a lovely looking coat.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Aviators, stand by.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35'Aviators launch in three, two, one.'
0:13:39 > 0:13:42'That's it. The command is given. We're underway. Very simple, this.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46'Just lance five balloons. Easier said than done.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48'Two in a row.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51'My goodness. Let's have a look at that again.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54'Onboard camera. Come on, Ruby.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58'Starting to lose her cool a little bit. Dad Lloyd's got a job here.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59'Nice work.'
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I don't like this.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04You've got 20 seconds now to pop as many balloons as you can.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06The winner who pops the most balloons in 20 seconds wins.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09The loser, however, gets a pie in the face and neck,
0:14:09 > 0:14:10probably hair as well.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Your time begins now.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Pop those balloons. Pop them.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yes!
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Stop! Whoa! Whoa!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Argh! It's a fix. Oh, come on. Stop. Your time is up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27I can reveal that Karim Zeroual, the actor and presenter,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30won that challenge. Thank you. I love you lot.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33He won it. You look a lot better than me. Don't!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Ben Shires, a pie in the face.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Do you want to take them off? This is the moment
0:14:36 > 0:14:38we've all been waiting for.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41This is officially amazing for me. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Doesn't time fly? So will this bus if I'm not careful.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Anything you've missed is available on the CBBC iPlayer
0:14:46 > 0:14:50so there's no excuse. There it is. Good job I've not got my heels on.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Wait up!