5:13:23 > 5:13:25Good day, my merry men...and women.
5:13:25 > 5:13:28Plonk yourselves down and get ready to ingest
5:13:28 > 5:13:31some of the best and strangest television you've ever seen.
5:13:31 > 5:13:34It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus! What's she going on about?
5:13:34 > 5:13:37Is he going to do it? Is he going to make the finish line?
5:13:37 > 5:13:39What on earth is that?!
5:13:39 > 5:13:42I will try and go for four seconds.
5:13:42 > 5:13:44And can somebody explain this?
5:13:44 > 5:13:47Bring me some carrots, what ho!
5:13:47 > 5:13:50Now, they're one of television's most notorious duos
5:13:50 > 5:13:53and their knowledge of CBBC is like no other.
5:13:53 > 5:13:57It's our vlogger extraordinaires, Laura and Myles!
5:13:57 > 5:14:00Sometimes I wake up and think, "Am I still dreaming?
5:14:00 > 5:14:03"Is this real? Is this just Groundhog Day?
5:14:03 > 5:14:06"Am I watching CBBC again?" But this is all real. This is my life.
5:14:11 > 5:14:14She's our beacon of light in the darkest of months,
5:14:14 > 5:14:17our own CBBC ray of sunshine,
5:14:17 > 5:14:19it's lovely Laura, of course!
5:14:19 > 5:14:21It's robotic, it's intense,
5:14:21 > 5:14:24it's time to get techy. It's time for Airmageddon.
5:14:25 > 5:14:28The final challenge will flip your world upside down,
5:14:28 > 5:14:31as two go in and one comes out.
5:14:31 > 5:14:35Now, I've never been very good at racing anyway,
5:14:35 > 5:14:37but this is a new level of racing.
5:14:37 > 5:14:38There's Hoops, the Vortex
5:14:38 > 5:14:41and that thing that scares me - the D.R.A.GON.
5:14:41 > 5:14:44The Direct Response Aerial Gyrocopter,
5:14:44 > 5:14:46AKA the D.R.A.GON!
5:14:46 > 5:14:50Oh, and the finish line. Yes, can't forget the most important thing.
5:14:50 > 5:14:52You can tell I wasn't very good at races.
5:14:52 > 5:14:55Now, through the next gate... Oh, look at the D.R.A.GON!
5:14:55 > 5:14:58He'd win a staring contest with the sun.
5:14:58 > 5:15:01Floor it. Hammer it past that line, mate. Oh, you beauty!
5:15:01 > 5:15:05Now, if I were to make a drone, I would do it slightly differently.
5:15:05 > 5:15:09I would forget about the remote control and attach it to balloons!
5:15:09 > 5:15:13Just for clarification, this is my super-advanced hi-tech drone.
5:15:13 > 5:15:16OK. Right, now, just to...
5:15:16 > 5:15:19Ooh! Presenting Airmageddon on a budget!
5:15:19 > 5:15:21Does it match up to the show?
5:15:21 > 5:15:23Yeah, maybe not so much.
5:15:23 > 5:15:27But at least the contestants seem to have much more of an idea than me.
5:15:27 > 5:15:29Well, in fact, much more than an idea.
5:15:29 > 5:15:32They managed to steer their drones through steam pits, shots of fire
5:15:32 > 5:15:35and huge rival drones. Did I mention this show is intense?
5:15:35 > 5:15:37That's a huge altitude deviation.
5:15:37 > 5:15:40That means they're going up and down.
5:15:40 > 5:15:42A yo-yo stylee!
5:15:42 > 5:15:44Is he going to make the finish line?
5:15:44 > 5:15:46He's descended way too far.
5:15:46 > 5:15:48He's clipped the floor! It's legal...
5:15:48 > 5:15:50Got to go really low, remember.
5:15:50 > 5:15:53It's wild, but it's not wise. Oh!
5:15:53 > 5:15:56Oh, so close. But the good news is,
5:15:56 > 5:15:58there were lots of happy faces throughout the show.
5:15:58 > 5:16:02That's great to see. Lots of handshakes going on.
5:16:02 > 5:16:04And the fact that no drones were harmed
5:16:04 > 5:16:05in the fiery pits of the Airena.
5:16:05 > 5:16:08I mean, some balloons were, but no drones.
5:16:08 > 5:16:10Oh, yes.
5:16:10 > 5:16:11Two in the lead.
5:16:11 > 5:16:15So I'd have to pop balloons with a drone being held up by balloons.
5:16:15 > 5:16:17I don't think this would work.
5:16:17 > 5:16:19Fly away, drone! Fly away...
5:16:19 > 5:16:22Right, that definitely didn't work.
5:16:22 > 5:16:24Oh, she does DRONE on, doesn't she?
5:16:24 > 5:16:26Get it? Never mind.
5:16:26 > 5:16:29Next up, it's you lot, our 15-second fans!
5:16:29 > 5:16:32My 15-second fan is Got What It Takes?,
5:16:32 > 5:16:35as I like that there's a new song each week,
5:16:35 > 5:16:38I like that the mums have to do the challenges.
5:16:38 > 5:16:41My favourite challenge was white-water rappers.
5:16:41 > 5:16:44I like the challenges that the children have to do as well.
5:16:44 > 5:16:47- Brilliant! Another... - My favourite is Class Dismissed.
5:16:47 > 5:16:51I especially love Mr Capp
5:16:51 > 5:16:57and Miss Goldfish, because she only has a five-second memory
5:16:57 > 5:17:00- and it's very funny.- Well done!
5:17:00 > 5:17:04I like CBBC, The Next Step,
5:17:04 > 5:17:07because it's got loads of cool dance moves in it
5:17:07 > 5:17:11and I like to see all the drama and everything like that.
5:17:11 > 5:17:15- Nice one.- My favourite TV show is Dragons - Defenders Of Berk,
5:17:15 > 5:17:17because I love it when they fly
5:17:17 > 5:17:19because I find flying cool.
5:17:19 > 5:17:22I also love it when the Outcasts attack,
5:17:22 > 5:17:24being led by Dagur the Deranged.
5:17:24 > 5:17:26Vlogging like true professionals.
5:17:26 > 5:17:28And if you want to become a part
5:17:28 > 5:17:30of the 15-second fan family,
5:17:30 > 5:17:32all you have to do is record
5:17:32 > 5:17:34a vlog of your favourite CBBC show
5:17:34 > 5:17:36and upload it to the Whoops web page.
5:17:36 > 5:17:39Now, remember what your first day of school was like?
5:17:39 > 5:17:42Well, imagine being the new girl at Elmsmere Manor
5:17:42 > 5:17:44and the newbie on a TV set.
5:17:44 > 5:17:46It's like a double whammy of newness.
5:17:46 > 5:17:50The 4 O'clock Club is back with a brand-new series
5:17:50 > 5:17:54and this year, it's bigger and better than ever before.
5:17:54 > 5:17:56- BOTH:- Because we're in it!
5:17:56 > 5:17:59# Give me an O, give me a U Give me a C... #
5:17:59 > 5:18:02We gave Ella and Cara a camera to film their first day on set.
5:18:02 > 5:18:05Super excited in the car on the way to set!
5:18:05 > 5:18:08- Oh, my gosh! People!- Oh!- People!
5:18:10 > 5:18:12We're on set!
5:18:14 > 5:18:16They're yours.
5:18:16 > 5:18:18Oh, is that one for you?
5:18:18 > 5:18:20- This one is probably the one for you.- What is mine?
5:18:20 > 5:18:24Yours is going to be one of these ones, I think.
5:18:24 > 5:18:25Ta-da!
5:18:28 > 5:18:31INAUDIBLE
5:18:34 > 5:18:39- It was good, yeah. We're all ready to do it.- Yeah, we are.
5:18:39 > 5:18:42Action!
5:18:46 > 5:18:48What?!
5:18:48 > 5:18:50Do you think...?
5:18:50 > 5:18:53That every time you put in 50p,
5:18:53 > 5:18:56you get £1? This thing's a gold mine.
5:18:56 > 5:19:00It's been eight weeks since Ella and Cara's first day on set
5:19:00 > 5:19:03so let's find out how they've been getting on.
5:19:05 > 5:19:07Hey, Ella. Hey, Cara.
5:19:07 > 5:19:09- Hi.- How are you?- Good, thanks.
5:19:09 > 5:19:11What's it like filming scenes now in comparison
5:19:11 > 5:19:15- to when you first started?- Our first day, we were really excited,
5:19:15 > 5:19:19but now we know what it's about, you get your heads down, get it done.
5:19:19 > 5:19:21Who are you most excited to meet?
5:19:21 > 5:19:23- Jade.- Who plays Clem.
5:19:23 > 5:19:25I wanted to meet the girl group.
5:19:25 > 5:19:29Clem, Fleur and Eleesha. I was really excited.
5:19:29 > 5:19:32- Look at the time, Cara. We've got to do our next scene.- You can watch.
5:19:32 > 5:19:36- Can I really?- Yeah.- Yeah. Come on. - You guys are brilliant. Come on.
5:19:36 > 5:19:39In a camera rehearsal, they do this before a take
5:19:39 > 5:19:40so they can get it spot-on.
5:19:46 > 5:19:494 O'clock Club is back! Tune into CBBC
5:19:49 > 5:19:53to find out what mischief Ella and Cara will be getting up to.
5:19:57 > 5:20:01The latest episode of Millie Inbetween starts off with
5:20:01 > 5:20:03Millie feeling torn between her two families,
5:20:03 > 5:20:07so to stop that feeling, she tries to organise a family holiday
5:20:07 > 5:20:08to bring everyone back together again.
5:20:08 > 5:20:12This year, I persuaded everyone to come on holiday together
5:20:12 > 5:20:16and, so far, it's all going really well.
5:20:16 > 5:20:18Let's hope it stays like that all week.
5:20:18 > 5:20:21Hmm. Camping sounds like the best way to solve a family problem.
5:20:21 > 5:20:25Take all the elements that is making up the family problem - family -
5:20:25 > 5:20:27and keep all the problems in a wood
5:20:27 > 5:20:30tied up in tiny fabric little houses with no way out...
5:20:30 > 5:20:33Millie, have you thought this through?
5:20:33 > 5:20:36I went camping with my family once when I was younger.
5:20:36 > 5:20:39My uncle told me there was a bear outside the tent, and I cried.
5:20:39 > 5:20:42That's not a funny story. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
5:20:42 > 5:20:44Thank you for listening.
5:20:44 > 5:20:47- You see, mate, this is not too hard. - You're doing great, mate.
5:20:47 > 5:20:50Just move back so I can get in this...
5:20:52 > 5:20:54I once put up a tent.
5:20:54 > 5:20:57Nothing exciting happened. I just put up a tent once and never again.
5:20:57 > 5:20:59It's like making your bed - you can get lost in it.
5:20:59 > 5:21:01When I was trying to make my bed,
5:21:01 > 5:21:03I once spent a week inside the duvet trying to work out
5:21:03 > 5:21:05which way the sheet went in.
5:21:05 > 5:21:08I eventually came out from underneath, and I was 100!
5:21:08 > 5:21:10Good job I've only ever tried to camp once.
5:21:10 > 5:21:13And put up a tent once. Who knows how many years it would take?
5:21:13 > 5:21:16It's an INTENSE thing.
5:21:16 > 5:21:19Putting up tents. IN-TENSE. That wasn't a pun.
5:21:19 > 5:21:21This is a very serious situation.
5:21:21 > 5:21:23Please, no puns.
5:21:23 > 5:21:24Taking no chances, eh?
5:21:24 > 5:21:26I can't afford to.
5:21:26 > 5:21:28This thing comes down in the night,
5:21:28 > 5:21:31- you don't know what's out there. - Just trees and things.
5:21:31 > 5:21:32And bears.
5:21:32 > 5:21:35I wish I had Millie's power of bringing up tiny screens
5:21:35 > 5:21:37whenever she wants to revisit a memory.
5:21:37 > 5:21:40I thought we agreed - I have them at the end of the week?
5:21:40 > 5:21:42But those are the only sunny days.
5:21:42 > 5:21:44- I'll flip you for it.- Right. Right.
5:21:44 > 5:21:47- BOTH:- Heads! Tails!- Oh!
5:21:47 > 5:21:49You escape so many situations that way.
5:21:49 > 5:21:52Oh, no, bear is walking towards me.
5:21:52 > 5:21:53Let's reminisce.
5:22:00 > 5:22:03Do you think anyone else can see what Millie pops up on the screen?
5:22:03 > 5:22:07Someone walks past, "Millie, what is that tiny hovering little screen?"
5:22:07 > 5:22:09"Don't worry." "Why are you talking to her?"
5:22:09 > 5:22:12"She's talking to a camera in the woods." "Sorry, I've got to go."
5:22:12 > 5:22:16OK. How do I get rid of that one for ever?
5:22:16 > 5:22:18How did a bear get in my tiny hovering screen?
5:22:18 > 5:22:21Who am I talking to? I'm just in the woods talking to no-one.
5:22:21 > 5:22:24Anyway, thanks for listening. Go watch Millie Inbetween.
5:22:24 > 5:22:27Oh, remember THAT one.
5:22:32 > 5:22:35So, the new series of Officially Amazing is back.
5:22:37 > 5:22:39Go!
5:22:39 > 5:22:42And me and Laura are hanging out
5:22:42 > 5:22:44with the Officially Amazing gang.
5:22:46 > 5:22:49And we're going to try and break a world record!
5:22:49 > 5:22:52Are you really going to just stand there eating marshmallows
5:22:52 > 5:22:54- when we're on TV?- Yeah.
5:22:54 > 5:22:57I'm practising for the world record we're going to break later.
5:22:57 > 5:23:01What world record could possibly involve us eating marshmallows?
5:23:01 > 5:23:02This record!
5:23:02 > 5:23:04Dry-bobbing marshmallows.
5:23:04 > 5:23:08The current record is six of these marshmallows in 27½ seconds,
5:23:08 > 5:23:11which is about five seconds per mallow.
5:23:11 > 5:23:15I'm going to try and go for four seconds per mallow. What about you?
5:23:15 > 5:23:19- Three. Three-second mallow. - That's ambitious. Good luck to you.
5:23:21 > 5:23:23The hula hoop, baby...
5:23:26 > 5:23:29I'm joined by the three presenters of Officially Amazing -
5:23:29 > 5:23:33- Ben, Haruka and Al. Hi, guys.- Hi. - Hi, how are you?- I'm good, thanks.
5:23:33 > 5:23:35Now that the new series is upon us,
5:23:35 > 5:23:36what sort of things can we expect?
5:23:36 > 5:23:40I think there's a little bit more healthy competition between us.
5:23:40 > 5:23:43- Number one.- Are you ready to break some records this year?
5:23:43 > 5:23:44We're taking home a number one.
5:23:44 > 5:23:46Our hopes and dreams are with you.
5:23:46 > 5:23:49- Go and do this for Queen and country.- I'm very pro USA,
5:23:49 > 5:23:53and I'll do whatever I can to help make sure Ray takes the title
5:23:53 > 5:23:54as the officially competitive winner.
5:23:54 > 5:23:58Mr Cherry has me working really hard, so...you know?
5:23:58 > 5:23:59It's true, it's true,
5:23:59 > 5:24:03and with Sizzling Steve, you know what you're going to get.
5:24:03 > 5:24:06Yes, come on, keep up that pace.
5:24:06 > 5:24:09You know what they say? Blow hard or blow home.
5:24:15 > 5:24:17So, we've measured the length of our string.
5:24:17 > 5:24:20Our official world record adjudicator is happy.
5:24:20 > 5:24:23These marshmallows won't eat themselves in 27 seconds or less.
5:24:23 > 5:24:26Blindfolds on. Let's do this. Take the glasses off
5:24:26 > 5:24:28then let's do this.
5:24:28 > 5:24:30- Myles, are you ready?- I'm ready.
5:24:30 > 5:24:33Three, two, one, go!
5:24:33 > 5:24:37To the left, to the left. Stop dodging your head. Move it forwards.
5:24:37 > 5:24:40That's it. Lick it, pull it. Off it. Yes!
5:24:40 > 5:24:42- Oh, no.- Oh, no!- It's on my hair. - It's in the hair.
5:24:42 > 5:24:44Turn your head. Yes. Ooh!
5:24:44 > 5:24:48- It's a good pace. Keep moving to the right.- Where is he?
5:24:48 > 5:24:50Move your head slowly forwards.
5:24:50 > 5:24:54- Oh...- Slowly forwards.- Just relax a little bit.- Bit more fast.
5:24:54 > 5:24:57Move to the right, move to the right! Head up!
5:24:57 > 5:24:59Forward... Now!
5:24:59 > 5:25:01- Oh...- Oh, yes.
5:25:01 > 5:25:04There it is, there it is. Ye... Oh!
5:25:04 > 5:25:07- Where does he always go?- Yeah, he's an elusive chap.
5:25:07 > 5:25:09Tongue it, bite it.
5:25:09 > 5:25:12- Secure it! - HOOTER BLOWS
5:25:12 > 5:25:15So, how did we do? One of us got it, right?
5:25:15 > 5:25:19Well, Myles finished in the time of 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
5:25:19 > 5:25:23His attempt was invalid because he head-butted one of them.
5:25:23 > 5:25:26SPEECH DISTORTED
5:25:26 > 5:25:30Laura, you completed it in a time of 56.27 seconds.
5:25:30 > 5:25:32- Oh, no.- So not quite record breaking
5:25:32 > 5:25:35but still a very, very good attempt.
5:25:35 > 5:25:40Ew... I hope Myles has washed his face since. Eurgh! Hashtag custard.
5:25:40 > 5:25:44Next up, a bunch of animals who just won't shut up. It's time for...
5:25:46 > 5:25:48Best seat in t'house, this.
5:25:48 > 5:25:50I can blend right into t'sofa
5:25:50 > 5:25:52and no-one will notice if I drool all over it
5:25:52 > 5:25:55and all over this person's lap. Who is this, anyway?
5:25:55 > 5:25:59That's right - stroke me. Go on, stroke me.
5:25:59 > 5:26:02Well, yes, I know you want to muck out my stable
5:26:02 > 5:26:05but I'm catching up on the brand-new series
5:26:05 > 5:26:09of Airmageddon, and I just do not want to be disturbed.
5:26:09 > 5:26:10Go on, trot along.
5:26:10 > 5:26:13Oh, and bring me some carrots, what ho!
5:26:13 > 5:26:16Well, maybe if I stand really still, like a statue,
5:26:16 > 5:26:19Joseph won't see me, then I can stay out past my bedtime
5:26:19 > 5:26:22to finish watching Dragons - Defenders Of Berk.
5:26:22 > 5:26:24I'm good at this, ain't I?
5:26:24 > 5:26:26Don't wobble, Skittle. Don't wobble!
5:26:26 > 5:26:29"The dog ate my homework"? I've done no such thing.
5:26:29 > 5:26:32I'm just chilling on this lovely rug,
5:26:32 > 5:26:34completely innocent like.
5:26:34 > 5:26:36I've no idea where your maths book is.
5:26:36 > 5:26:40Stop accusing me of eating your homework. Hiccup! Whoops!
5:26:40 > 5:26:42If your pet is full of sass
5:26:42 > 5:26:44and craving the spotlight,
5:26:44 > 5:26:46just record them watching CBBC
5:26:46 > 5:26:48and send it in via the Whoops web page.
5:26:48 > 5:26:52Now, we've enjoyed the sponge, the filling and the jam,
5:26:52 > 5:26:54but it's time for the icing on the cake.
5:26:54 > 5:26:57It's the very best bits of this week's CBBC
5:26:57 > 5:26:59and you're going to love them!
5:26:59 > 5:27:03This is a great thing to do on the weekend.
5:27:03 > 5:27:05We're going for it.
5:27:12 > 5:27:15Did that work? I don't know. We've got a few left over.
5:27:22 > 5:27:25I don't know why, but as we wait for the call to come through,
5:27:25 > 5:27:27I'm really nervous and then...
5:27:27 > 5:27:30'Space to ground, four, four.'
5:27:30 > 5:27:34- Tim, it's Barney. It's so good to see you. How are you?- Hello, Barney,
5:27:34 > 5:27:37- and hi to Blue Peter.- How is it up there?
5:27:37 > 5:27:39Life on board is wonderful.
5:27:39 > 5:27:42We've already had two EVAs, one of which I was able to go outside
5:27:42 > 5:27:47the space station on, and when we do get the odd five minutes' break,
5:27:47 > 5:27:50just going to the windows and looking down on Earth
5:27:50 > 5:27:52is absolutely spectacular.
5:27:52 > 5:27:55Joel, which song would you like to sing with old Davie pops?
5:27:55 > 5:27:58- Elastic Heart.- Good choice. - Great choice.
5:27:58 > 5:28:01- Wow.- Here we go, Joel. Get ready to sing.
5:28:01 > 5:28:04One, two, three, four.
5:28:05 > 5:28:09# And another one bites the dust
5:28:09 > 5:28:12# Oh, why can I not conquer love?
5:28:12 > 5:28:16# And I might have thought that we were one
5:28:16 > 5:28:20# Wanted to fight this war without weapons... #
5:28:20 > 5:28:23We've had a blast, but all good things must come to an end.
5:28:23 > 5:28:24Until next week, of course!
5:28:24 > 5:28:27And don't forget, you can catch up on anything you've missed
5:28:27 > 5:28:30via CBBC iPlayer. All right, I've missed the bus again.
5:28:30 > 5:28:33Good job I've ordered a taxi! To the castle up on yonder, please!