4:52:37 > 4:52:39Start your engines and fire up your eyes.
4:52:39 > 4:52:42It's time we embark on a quick race around CBBC
4:52:42 > 4:52:45with some of our favourite shows of 2016.
4:52:45 > 4:52:47I love CBBC, I do.
4:52:47 > 4:52:49Now, if you love rap, we've got it on tap.
4:52:49 > 4:52:51Yeah, this is where I'm going to get creative.
4:52:51 > 4:52:53I'm going to start playing some instruments,
4:52:53 > 4:52:54getting some piano down.
4:52:54 > 4:52:57I'm getting quite worried about Rees.
4:52:57 > 4:52:59Ah! Oh, no!
4:52:59 > 4:53:02And some of you are on the telly again.
4:53:02 > 4:53:04Everything on CBBC is amazing.
4:53:04 > 4:53:05But before all of that,
4:53:05 > 4:53:09allow me to introduce the conductors of the CBBC vlog-estra.
4:53:09 > 4:53:12It's our resident vloggers, Laura and Myles.
4:53:12 > 4:53:14I mean, vlogre...vlogr-estra.
4:53:14 > 4:53:16It's not even a real word.
4:53:22 > 4:53:26Now, some say he was born to vlog and actually invented the camera.
4:53:26 > 4:53:29Take it away, Sir Myles of ROFLshire.
4:53:30 > 4:53:33I was wrong about Jana.
4:53:33 > 4:53:35Put her on the list for Protocol 5.
4:53:36 > 4:53:39OK, I think I have... I think I have the list.
4:53:39 > 4:53:41You want her on the Protocol-5 list?
4:53:41 > 4:53:42I have a shopping list.
4:53:42 > 4:53:44I have a list of favourite TV shows.
4:53:44 > 4:53:46I can't find the...
4:53:46 > 4:53:48I don't know if the...Protocol...
4:53:48 > 4:53:50Sorry, is this about all the Wolfblood...?
4:53:50 > 4:53:52It's all about the Wolfblood stuff, isn't it?
4:53:53 > 4:53:56She's hung up, she's gone.
4:53:56 > 4:53:58I guess this can only mean one thing.
4:53:58 > 4:53:59The Wolfblood finale.
4:53:59 > 4:54:02It's probably one of my favourite shows on CBBC in 2016.
4:54:02 > 4:54:04It's on one of the lists. And shopping, I need to do shopping.
4:54:04 > 4:54:06I need to do that. I'll talk about Wolfblood first.
4:54:06 > 4:54:09This isn't a show where I just talk about what food I've got.
4:54:09 > 4:54:11Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch is next week.
4:54:11 > 4:54:13Things got serious in the last episode of Wolfblood,
4:54:13 > 4:54:15as you'd expect. It's not going to be,
4:54:15 > 4:54:17"It's the last episode, let's have a picnic."
4:54:17 > 4:54:19People were captured, they know about wolfbloods,
4:54:19 > 4:54:21and now they're just waiting to be saved. No picnics.
4:54:21 > 4:54:25Going to stay calm and be ready.
4:54:25 > 4:54:27Because Jana will save us.
4:54:27 > 4:54:29When I say run, we run.
4:54:31 > 4:54:34She'll be back. She has to. She's the alpha.
4:54:34 > 4:54:36Jana will save us... because she's the alpha-alpha.
4:54:36 > 4:54:38It sounds like falafel. She's got to save us.
4:54:38 > 4:54:41She's an important part of the ingredients of my sandwich.
4:54:41 > 4:54:43Alpha.
4:54:43 > 4:54:45Protocol 5 is a way of trying to remove the wolfbloods'
4:54:45 > 4:54:47wolflike abilities.
4:54:47 > 4:54:49Protocol 5. What were the previous four?
4:54:49 > 4:54:52If Protocol 5 is completely getting rid of their wolf powers,
4:54:52 > 4:54:53Protocol one was actually...
4:54:53 > 4:54:55"We don't completely want to get rid of the wolf powers.
4:54:55 > 4:54:58Just maybe give them a brush so they can make themselves look nice.
4:54:58 > 4:55:00This is all obviously a big worry for the wolfbloods.
4:55:00 > 4:55:02I was watching it, I'm not even a wolfblood,
4:55:02 > 4:55:04being like, this is a bit worrying.
4:55:04 > 4:55:06Cos being a wolfblood is a huge part of their identity.
4:55:06 > 4:55:09It's who they are. And for someone else to come along and be,
4:55:09 > 4:55:10"You can't be that any more."
4:55:10 > 4:55:13"Why? It's who I am. I don't like it." Obviously, they're upset.
4:55:13 > 4:55:15We're going to be de-wolfed.
4:55:15 > 4:55:16Yeah, and it's very sad.
4:55:16 > 4:55:19But you've got to think of a different name than de-wolfed.
4:55:19 > 4:55:20I'm going to be wolfblood-less.
4:55:20 > 4:55:22I'm trying to think of something more dramatic than,
4:55:22 > 4:55:24"We're getting de-wolfed."
4:55:24 > 4:55:27We took her wolf for her own good. And it was what she wanted.
4:55:27 > 4:55:30She's just a kid. How could you?
4:55:31 > 4:55:34Because she killed your parents.
4:55:36 > 4:55:39Oh, there we go. That's... No, that's more dramatic.
4:55:39 > 4:55:42And then the wolves finally reveal themselves as people.
4:55:42 > 4:55:45They didn't do it like a dance, like I just did.
4:55:49 > 4:55:50What the hell is going on?
4:55:52 > 4:55:54Right, so now the truth is out there,
4:55:54 > 4:55:56I can finally get back to just doing my shopping.
4:55:56 > 4:55:58Protocol 5, that's the list.
4:55:58 > 4:56:00Sorry, I found it...
4:56:00 > 4:56:01She's gone.
4:56:01 > 4:56:03Season finale, she's probably off on her holiday.
4:56:03 > 4:56:05Myles, that was impressive.
4:56:05 > 4:56:06But if I was to trust anyone
4:56:06 > 4:56:08keeping up with the high-quality vlogging,
4:56:08 > 4:56:10it would be you lot at home.
4:56:10 > 4:56:1215-Second Fans, take it away.
4:56:12 > 4:56:14Hi, CBBC, this is my 15-second vlog
4:56:14 > 4:56:16on why I love The Dumping Ground.
4:56:16 > 4:56:18I love it because everything
4:56:18 > 4:56:20in there just seems so real
4:56:20 > 4:56:22and everything is just so cool
4:56:22 > 4:56:25and I love Carmen because she's my favourite character.
4:56:25 > 4:56:27So, love you, bye.
4:56:27 > 4:56:29Lovely work.
4:56:29 > 4:56:30My favourite show, Horrible Histories,
4:56:30 > 4:56:32tells me about Celts, Vikings,
4:56:32 > 4:56:34Romans, things, everything.
4:56:34 > 4:56:36It helps me with my history at school.
4:56:36 > 4:56:37I'm so much better at it now.
4:56:37 > 4:56:39Thanks, Horrible Histories. Thank you.
4:56:39 > 4:56:41Well done.
4:56:41 > 4:56:43My favourite show on CBBC is Blue Peter because
4:56:43 > 4:56:45there are so many ways to join in,
4:56:45 > 4:56:48but I also love the shows like The Next Step and Copycats.
4:56:48 > 4:56:50I think that was really good and Airmageddon,
4:56:50 > 4:56:52I love that, as well.
4:56:52 > 4:56:54And, yeah, everything on CBBC is amazing.
4:56:54 > 4:56:55Oh, nice one.
4:56:55 > 4:56:57Our favourite TV show
4:56:57 > 4:56:59is The Dumping Ground.
4:56:59 > 4:57:02Because it has lots of drama.
4:57:02 > 4:57:05It is so interesting and we love the characters so much.
4:57:05 > 4:57:07Bye, CBBC. We hope you have a good day.
4:57:07 > 4:57:10What a truly tremendous performance. Good job, team.
4:57:10 > 4:57:13If that's inspired you at home, why not make me weep with joy
4:57:13 > 4:57:16once again by uploading your 15-second mini vlog
4:57:16 > 4:57:18to the Whoops web page?
4:57:18 > 4:57:20You might be on telly, like!
4:57:20 > 4:57:22OK, time for something cool now.
4:57:22 > 4:57:24We've bagged ourselves the 4 O'Clock Club's guide to
4:57:24 > 4:57:26making a rap.
4:57:26 > 4:57:28So open up your eyes and sit up straight,
4:57:28 > 4:57:30I've got a feeling this will be really, really good.
4:57:30 > 4:57:33Great! I should have said "great".
4:57:42 > 4:57:44Yeah, this is where I'm going to get creative,
4:57:44 > 4:57:46I'm going to start playing some instruments.
4:57:46 > 4:57:49Getting some piano down, and then take it from there.
4:58:11 > 4:58:14Just writing some beats. No more pen and paper, I'm sad to say.
4:58:14 > 4:58:16I write lyrics on the phone now.
4:58:19 > 4:58:22I am recording our finale rap.
4:58:24 > 4:58:25Let's do this, I'm ready.
4:58:25 > 4:58:29I'm ready to show these guys how we do a finale rap.
4:58:32 > 4:58:35# With our ups and downs Me and Lizzie stayed together
4:58:35 > 4:58:39# And love beams down No matter the weather
4:58:39 > 4:58:42# Remember when I saved you all from impending doom?
4:58:42 > 4:58:45# Zombie apocalypse A hero rescued you
4:58:45 > 4:58:46# We've had our highs and lows
4:58:46 > 4:58:49# But everything is great in my eyes
4:58:49 > 4:58:51# You know, as long as we're mates
4:58:56 > 4:58:57# When the going gets tough
4:58:57 > 4:59:00# We'll stay friends for ever... #
4:59:13 > 4:59:16# The limo, the ballgowns The glitz and glamour
4:59:16 > 4:59:19# But truthfully, my eyelids wouldn't batter
4:59:19 > 4:59:22# Unless I've got my mates Cos that's what matters
4:59:22 > 4:59:24# Yeah, mates cheer you up when you've been dumped
4:59:24 > 4:59:28# And make a fool of themselves so you don't look like the only one
4:59:28 > 4:59:32# Mates are cool and mates are what matters
4:59:32 > 4:59:34# When the boat gets rough
4:59:34 > 4:59:38# We'll stay friends for ever... #
4:59:40 > 4:59:43Did any of it sound in tune? Cos I was enjoying it.
4:59:48 > 4:59:50Ouch! Ouch! Ouchy-ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
4:59:50 > 4:59:52It's Operation...Ouch!
4:59:52 > 4:59:54I'm OK.
4:59:58 > 5:00:00One thing I love about Operation Ouch! is you get
5:00:00 > 5:00:02two doctors for the price of one.
5:00:02 > 5:00:05Hello, Dr Chris. And hello, Dr Zand. Who doesn't love twins?
5:00:05 > 5:00:07Ssh!
5:00:07 > 5:00:10I love Operation Ouch! because you get to learn loads of new stuff
5:00:10 > 5:00:12about your body and what to do if you have an accident.
5:00:12 > 5:00:16A bit like Alice who bashed her nose when she fell in the playground.
5:00:16 > 5:00:20- What have you done?- I fell over and hurt my nose.
5:00:20 > 5:00:23- Oh, that looks sore!- You need to have that stitched in theatre.
5:00:23 > 5:00:26- What did you just say?- She needs to have that stitched in theatre.
5:00:26 > 5:00:27It's never made sense to me
5:00:27 > 5:00:30why hospitals call the operating room the theatre.
5:00:30 > 5:00:34Ssh! Do you mind, someone's being stitched up during the third act.
5:00:34 > 5:00:36At one point, I did wonder
5:00:36 > 5:00:38if Dr Chris really had gone to medical school.
5:00:38 > 5:00:40What have you come to see us for?
5:00:40 > 5:00:43I've got some strange red spots on my face and arm.
5:00:43 > 5:00:44What's the diagnosis, Doc?
5:00:44 > 5:00:47Sounds like a case of...
5:00:48 > 5:00:51Maybe being a doctor isn't that hard if it's just a case of making up
5:00:51 > 5:00:53long sentences that sound slightly medical.
5:00:53 > 5:00:56I tripped and bent my finger back and now it hurts slightly.
5:00:56 > 5:00:57What's the diagnosis?
5:00:57 > 5:01:01Well, that sounds you've got a nasty case of...
5:01:03 > 5:01:05- You're not a real doctor, are you?- No.
5:01:05 > 5:01:08But, of course, Chris and Zand are actually doctors.
5:01:08 > 5:01:10And every time I watch Operation Ouch!,
5:01:10 > 5:01:13I realise how incredible doctors are and why they're so important.
5:01:13 > 5:01:17This is Matthew. He's 12. He's deaf and uses BSL -
5:01:17 > 5:01:20British Sign Language - to communicate.
5:01:20 > 5:01:22Matthew's having an operation to put an implant in his ear
5:01:22 > 5:01:25- to hopefully give him some hearing. - When you hear a beep,
5:01:25 > 5:01:28we just want you to put one of the fish here into the pot.
5:01:28 > 5:01:31Will Matthew's implant enable him to hear?
5:01:31 > 5:01:33Will he get any fish in the pot?
5:01:33 > 5:01:35BEEP
5:01:36 > 5:01:38- Wow.- Well done.
5:01:38 > 5:01:41He caught that and it's put a big grin on his face.
5:01:41 > 5:01:44I'm so pleased for Matthew, that's such incredible work
5:01:44 > 5:01:47from all the doctors and nurses, I salute you all.
5:01:48 > 5:01:50You had to get in that last bit, didn't you?
5:01:55 > 5:01:57Class Dismissed is a fun mockumentary-type show
5:01:57 > 5:02:00taking place somewhere called Dockbridge High,
5:02:00 > 5:02:02where the teachers are...
5:02:02 > 5:02:04Oh, what's the word?
5:02:04 > 5:02:05Loco.
5:02:05 > 5:02:10Headteacher Mr Barker is known for his inspirational assemblies.
5:02:10 > 5:02:11BARKING
5:02:14 > 5:02:15- You, sell to me.- What?
5:02:15 > 5:02:17You're the salesman, I'm the customer.
5:02:17 > 5:02:20This is a really good...textbook.
5:02:20 > 5:02:23Oh, sell the sizzle, not the sausage.
5:02:23 > 5:02:24You're fired.
5:02:24 > 5:02:25Why?
5:02:25 > 5:02:28Stand back, everyone.
5:02:33 > 5:02:35I thought my teachers were odd.
5:02:35 > 5:02:38I had an art teacher that liked to walk on the tables as he painted.
5:02:38 > 5:02:41I didn't know if he was going to inspect our work or burst into song.
5:02:41 > 5:02:43All right, class, I want to see you
5:02:43 > 5:02:45put your heart and soul into these paintings.
5:02:45 > 5:02:49Believe in every stroke, every sketch, experiment with the colours.
5:02:49 > 5:02:52# Let me see your true colours... #
5:02:52 > 5:02:55Let's move on to another form of art, shall we? Music.
5:02:55 > 5:02:58We're all here today to practise...this.
5:02:58 > 5:03:00A tube with holes in it.
5:03:00 > 5:03:03What is this - the 1690s?
5:03:03 > 5:03:06Excuse you, Mr Christopher, that is the recorder.
5:03:06 > 5:03:09The electric guitar of primary school.
5:03:09 > 5:03:12I actually played a little reco in primary school myself.
5:03:12 > 5:03:16That's what us recorderists call the recorder, you see, no big deal.
5:03:16 > 5:03:18It was at that time I was told I was one-eighth chipmunk.
5:03:18 > 5:03:20Just look at that mouth.
5:03:22 > 5:03:23I'm not one to brag,
5:03:23 > 5:03:26but my friends and I were practically rock stars back then.
5:03:26 > 5:03:29Hello, fellow students, are you ready to rock?
5:03:29 > 5:03:31Yeah!
5:03:34 > 5:03:36BOOING
5:03:38 > 5:03:41I'm going to rap some of Wordsworth's tight lyrics, yeah,
5:03:41 > 5:03:44to make them more accessible to you young people.
5:03:44 > 5:03:46Oh, we don't need that kind of access.
5:03:46 > 5:03:48- Are you ready?- No!
5:03:48 > 5:03:50# I wandered lonely as a cloud Whoohoo! #
5:03:50 > 5:03:51Make it stop, make it stop!
5:03:51 > 5:03:54# When all at once I saw a crowd Say what?
5:03:54 > 5:03:56# A host of golden daffodils
5:03:56 > 5:04:00# Daffodils, d-d-d-daffodils
5:04:00 > 5:04:02# D-D-D-Daffodils... #
5:04:02 > 5:04:03No, no!
5:04:03 > 5:04:05Is he done?
5:04:05 > 5:04:09Surely the maths teacher at Dockbridge has to be normal.
5:04:09 > 5:04:11Should the man, A, keep the snake
5:04:11 > 5:04:14since he's paid all that money for it
5:04:14 > 5:04:17and hide it in his desk at school?
5:04:17 > 5:04:20Or wherever he works. But probably at school.
5:04:20 > 5:04:21Come again.
5:04:21 > 5:04:23HISSING AND RATTLING
5:04:23 > 5:04:25OK, this school is bonkers.
5:04:25 > 5:04:28Although it does remind me of my old Year 7 photo.
5:04:28 > 5:04:30I do miss my time at Hogwarts.
5:04:30 > 5:04:34Bravo, young Rhys, your vlogging is a gift to our eyes.
5:04:34 > 5:04:35But wait, there's more.
5:04:35 > 5:04:37We've heard from lots of humans today,
5:04:37 > 5:04:40but what do your furry friends make of CBBC?
5:04:40 > 5:04:41It's time for...
5:04:43 > 5:04:48No, I don't want to tidy up, I'm trying to watch Art Ninja.
5:04:48 > 5:04:50Hey, Siena, camera back on me, please.
5:04:50 > 5:04:52Now, this mess wasn't even me.
5:04:52 > 5:04:55How can I play with toy cars when I don't have fingers?
5:04:55 > 5:04:59Chuck me a treat and I'll tidy your toys up. Thank you.
5:04:59 > 5:05:01The Dumping Ground's on.
5:05:01 > 5:05:04Need to turn the volume up.
5:05:04 > 5:05:08Run, Ptolemy, run.
5:05:09 > 5:05:12What is it - Blue Peter? Millie Inbetween?
5:05:12 > 5:05:15Oh, Junior Vets On Call. I daren't watch.
5:05:15 > 5:05:18Reminds me of that time I went to the vet's to get my toenails buffed.
5:05:18 > 5:05:21Where were Johnny and Inel that day, eh?
5:05:21 > 5:05:24Off bothering a buffalo, I daren't say.
5:05:24 > 5:05:27Why not record your little chum watching CBBC
5:05:27 > 5:05:29and upload it to the Whoops web page?
5:05:29 > 5:05:32We don't care if it's a dog, a rabbit or a sparkly goldfish.
5:05:32 > 5:05:34We'll tell you what they're thinking.
5:05:34 > 5:05:38And we always get it right. What're you thinking, pet?
5:05:38 > 5:05:43Now, I've watched all 98 hours of this week's CBBC
5:05:43 > 5:05:45to bring you the very best bits of us.
5:05:45 > 5:05:48You can thank me later, with biscuits.
5:05:48 > 5:05:51# What would I do without your smile now?
5:05:51 > 5:05:55# You're drawing me in and you're kicking me out
5:05:55 > 5:05:58# You've got my head spinning
5:05:58 > 5:06:00# No kidding
5:06:00 > 5:06:03# I can't pin you down... #
5:06:03 > 5:06:06Jamie, think, you know what you need to do.
5:06:11 > 5:06:13- He's not.- He is.
5:06:16 > 5:06:20It's about you... getting a taste of your future.
5:06:29 > 5:06:31Since your last mission, I've upgraded the Mark IV.
5:06:31 > 5:06:34It now has everything from inflatable decoys of itself
5:06:34 > 5:06:37to six automated laser cannon.
5:06:38 > 5:06:41We've thrown in everything, including the kitchen sink.
5:06:41 > 5:06:45Crikey, Chief, this car can do everything except tap dance.
5:06:47 > 5:06:50- Lauren, I've got a date.- 'Dad, we've been through this before.'
5:06:50 > 5:06:52Going to the opticians is not a date.
5:06:52 > 5:06:56- Oh, but she looked deeply into my eyes.- 'That is her job.'
5:06:56 > 5:06:59OK, well, this is different. I met her on the internet.
5:06:59 > 5:07:02You didn't go back to that dating website, did you? After last time?
5:07:02 > 5:07:04- No, this was a plumbing forum. - 'A plumbing forum'
5:07:04 > 5:07:06where people talk about sinks and drains?
5:07:06 > 5:07:08What were you even doing on it?
5:07:08 > 5:07:10No, wait, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
5:07:11 > 5:07:15This is the first time this has ever been attempted live on TV.
5:07:15 > 5:07:17- He's doing a fantastic job. - Nine, he's so nearly there.
5:07:17 > 5:07:21He's got one more to go. Has he done it in time?
5:07:21 > 5:07:23CHEERING
5:07:23 > 5:07:26Andrew, the time to beat was 60 seconds.
5:07:27 > 5:07:31I can confirm we have the finishing time of 37.
5:07:31 > 5:07:33CHEERING
5:07:33 > 5:07:36And that's it for another week.
5:07:36 > 5:07:38But dry those eyes, as there's a whole host
5:07:38 > 5:07:41of telly goodness waiting on the iPlayer.
5:07:41 > 5:07:44That bus is packing up again. Am I going to catch it this week?
5:07:44 > 5:07:45No, off I trot.
5:07:45 > 5:07:47Mother, put the kettle on, will you?