Episode 1

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2:59:45 > 2:59:48Hey, you! Stop what you're doing, get yourself comfortable,

2:59:48 > 2:59:51and point your eyes at this fine, red vehicle,

2:59:51 > 2:59:53because, boy, have we got some treats in store.

2:59:53 > 2:59:55It's Whoops I Missed The Bus!

2:59:55 > 2:59:58What on earth is vlogger Rhys up to?

3:00:00 > 3:00:01Oh!

3:00:01 > 3:00:03Can someone help me understand this?!

3:00:03 > 3:00:07Wear your BP badge with pride, Lindsey.

3:00:07 > 3:00:09And you lot are on fire this week.

3:00:09 > 3:00:13I also love Whoops I Missed The Bus, and here's proof!

3:00:15 > 3:00:18As usual, our vloggers Myles and Laura have been glued to the box,

3:00:18 > 3:00:21watching all the best and worst of CBBC

3:00:21 > 3:00:23so they can dish out all the dirt.

3:00:23 > 3:00:25You want gossip? I've got gossip.

3:00:25 > 3:00:28Did you know Myles only changes his socks once a week?

3:00:28 > 3:00:31I've no idea if that's true, but let's get the rumour started.

3:00:35 > 3:00:39There's a whole heap of CBBC goodness to come, but first,

3:00:39 > 3:00:42it's everyone's favourite floppy-haired brother, Myles.

3:00:46 > 3:00:48Well, look at that. It's four o'clock.

3:00:48 > 3:00:51That means we need to join the 5 O'Clock Club...4 O'Clock Club.

3:00:51 > 3:00:55And we join them right as they get the idea to make a new music video.

3:00:55 > 3:00:58That's a new hand gesture for making a new music video.

3:00:58 > 3:00:59Hey, guys, shall we?

3:00:59 > 3:01:02I've got a watch on this side, why did I look there?

3:01:02 > 3:01:05UK Unsigned want to feature ten new rap crews.

3:01:05 > 3:01:07All we've got to do is shoot a video for them.

3:01:07 > 3:01:10Oh, wow. A music video competition.

3:01:10 > 3:01:11BUZZING

3:01:11 > 3:01:13- Hey! Spying on people! Not cool!- Wait up!

3:01:13 > 3:01:16You can shoot our sick new video with it. Give me that.

3:01:18 > 3:01:22OK, for the competition, they've got a flying robot camera.

3:01:22 > 3:01:24Interesting angle, that could...

3:01:24 > 3:01:26If they've got a flying camera,

3:01:26 > 3:01:28'I've just got a non-flying standard...'

3:01:28 > 3:01:29Why doesn't this work?

3:01:29 > 3:01:31How do I turn this into one of them?

3:01:31 > 3:01:35I just need to make the best music video of 2016! Let's move on.

3:01:35 > 3:01:38Let's keep watching the 5 O'Clock Club - 4 O'Clock Club!

3:01:38 > 3:01:39# 4 O'Clock! #

3:01:39 > 3:01:41Mr Harris is meant to be having a race...

3:01:41 > 3:01:44Why am I just describing everything in really...?

3:01:44 > 3:01:46Everyone knows what a race is, I'm not going to say,

3:01:46 > 3:01:48"Oh, do you want to have a race?"

3:01:48 > 3:01:49"You'll have to do the movement.

3:01:49 > 3:01:51"Oh, OK, yeah, I'd love to. Let's do ten."

3:01:51 > 3:01:54Mr Harris, he's having a race, he's meant to be,

3:01:54 > 3:01:55but, he's just rapping.

3:01:55 > 3:01:58Yo! Mate, come on. We need to be... Yo!

3:01:58 > 3:02:00Please, just let's start.

3:02:00 > 3:02:02RAP: Feel like an imbecile in this tiny outfit

3:02:02 > 3:02:05It's made about the size of one of Santa's little elves...

3:02:05 > 3:02:07What are you doing? Let's race, come on.

3:02:07 > 3:02:10RAP: Picked it up from the Lost And Found, and now I have to run...

3:02:10 > 3:02:11- Let's go! - RAP: I don't want to do...

3:02:11 > 3:02:13Come on, please.

3:02:13 > 3:02:15RAP: Or hurdles, I'm not ready for that...

3:02:15 > 3:02:18Now? OK, so this just isn't even going to happen.

3:02:18 > 3:02:20RAP: Started taking the mick in front of Lizzie

3:02:20 > 3:02:22But now I'm going to look more silly...

3:02:22 > 3:02:24OK, do you to reschedule the race? At all...?

3:02:24 > 3:02:264 O'Clock Club, it's always good fun to watch,

3:02:26 > 3:02:29and in the end, they do get their magical music video done

3:02:29 > 3:02:31with the help of their magical drone.

3:02:31 > 3:02:33How many detentions do you think I can get

3:02:33 > 3:02:35for dive-bombing a teacher?

3:02:35 > 3:02:36Hey, as your lawyer,

3:02:36 > 3:02:39- I would have to advise against that. - Give it here!

3:02:39 > 3:02:40BUZZING

3:02:42 > 3:02:44Oh...

3:02:44 > 3:02:46Come back!

3:02:46 > 3:02:49Goodbye, Drone! I wonder where that drone went...

3:02:50 > 3:02:51BUZZING

3:02:57 > 3:02:58Hello.

3:02:59 > 3:03:03Thanks a million, Myles. Hey, I'd watch him vlog all day if I could.

3:03:03 > 3:03:05But enough about me. What do you think?

3:03:05 > 3:03:09It's time to hear from our 15 Second Fans, by jing!

3:03:09 > 3:03:12My favourite show on CBBC is called Class Dismissed.

3:03:12 > 3:03:15I really like Mr Nasal because he's got such a big nose

3:03:15 > 3:03:17and his snot goes everywhere.

3:03:17 > 3:03:21I also find it really funny that the head teacher, Mr Barker,

3:03:21 > 3:03:23- is the dog. - Well done!

3:03:23 > 3:03:26My favourite is Dennis The Menace And Gnasher,

3:03:26 > 3:03:30and I love it when they get into naughty adventures

3:03:30 > 3:03:32and do naughty stuff.

3:03:32 > 3:03:34Because they're so cool.

3:03:34 > 3:03:38And that's really, really awesome.

3:03:38 > 3:03:39Cracking! Next!

3:03:39 > 3:03:42My favourite CBBC show is The Dengineers

3:03:42 > 3:03:45because I love the reaction that the children get

3:03:45 > 3:03:47after their dens have been built.

3:03:47 > 3:03:49Also I love the dens,

3:03:49 > 3:03:54like, it's so cool and I want one of my own.

3:03:54 > 3:03:55Brilliant! Another!

3:03:55 > 3:03:58Hi, guys, I really like Operation Ouch,

3:03:58 > 3:04:00because I really like to learn

3:04:00 > 3:04:03about different things and what happens in the body.

3:04:03 > 3:04:07And I love it, and I also love Whoops I Missed The Bus

3:04:07 > 3:04:09- and here's proof. - CHEERING

3:04:12 > 3:04:14Bravo, ladies and gentlemen! You've nailed it yet again!

3:04:14 > 3:04:17And, if you want to be a 15 Second Fan like this lot,

3:04:17 > 3:04:20just record a wee vlog about your favourite CBBC show

3:04:20 > 3:04:24and upload it to the Whoops web page. It's fairly simple.

3:04:24 > 3:04:27Now, if you enjoyed Lindsey Russell's Waverunner Challenge,

3:04:27 > 3:04:29then today is your lucky day.

3:04:29 > 3:04:32Because we've got all the behind-the-scenes buzz

3:04:32 > 3:04:34right here for your very eyes.

3:04:40 > 3:04:41SHE SCREAMS

3:04:41 > 3:04:44These are my first-ever steps.

3:04:44 > 3:04:47Oh, it's so slow! Oh, come on!

3:04:47 > 3:04:50Yes, come on. Oh!

3:04:50 > 3:04:53SHE SCREAMS

3:04:53 > 3:04:55Yay!

3:04:55 > 3:05:00My first-ever steps of this whole challenge, whoa!

3:05:00 > 3:05:03Oh, this is scary, you know.

3:05:03 > 3:05:04Look at this!

3:05:04 > 3:05:07This is my finished Waverunner machine,

3:05:07 > 3:05:11you can see it's got the Blue Peter ship there,

3:05:11 > 3:05:13and that's going to be spinning around

3:05:13 > 3:05:15for about 20 hours on the sea with me.

3:05:15 > 3:05:19Climb through this way, you can see that all around the side,

3:05:19 > 3:05:22we've got Blue Peter, Sport Relief, it is looking amazing.

3:05:22 > 3:05:23It's huge, as well.

3:05:28 > 3:05:30This has now got real.

3:05:30 > 3:05:33You suddenly see it and it's not a theory, it's not an idea,

3:05:33 > 3:05:35- this is real. - I think this might just be

3:05:35 > 3:05:39one of the most difficult challenges that you've seen on Blue Peter.

3:05:39 > 3:05:42We all have to train for things over a certain period of time.

3:05:42 > 3:05:44That, if you think about what that's got to do

3:05:44 > 3:05:47and who's going to be inside it, it's an incredible challenge.

3:05:47 > 3:05:49It's like running a marathon but on water.

3:05:49 > 3:05:51- BOTH:- Good luck, Lindsay!

3:05:51 > 3:05:54Good luck for your Waverunner challenge.

3:05:54 > 3:05:56I wish you great luck

3:05:56 > 3:05:59for the Waverunner challenge for Sport Relief.

3:05:59 > 3:06:00Go, Lindsey!

3:06:00 > 3:06:03I hope you have a very fun time doing the Waverunner.

3:06:03 > 3:06:05Wear your BP badge with pride, Lindsey.

3:06:05 > 3:06:08I think it's going to be really good, and, Lindsey,

3:06:08 > 3:06:10I think you're going to be really good at it.

3:06:11 > 3:06:13SHE YELLS

3:06:16 > 3:06:19So, I've just had my first-ever session.

3:06:19 > 3:06:20I'm actually kind of buzzing.

3:06:20 > 3:06:22I'm really excited, it was great to do it.

3:06:22 > 3:06:26One thing that really scares me was how much I've got to use my arms.

3:06:26 > 3:06:28All of the strength for this challenge is going to come

3:06:28 > 3:06:30from arms and shoulders, which is great,

3:06:30 > 3:06:33because I've been training my legs really hard.

3:06:33 > 3:06:35Which is a little bit of a problem, but you know what,

3:06:35 > 3:06:39it's made me want to get in that gym, work even harder.

3:06:39 > 3:06:41It's scary, though. Big challenge.

3:06:45 > 3:06:48I hope you have your dancing shoes on, you're singing in tune,

3:06:48 > 3:06:50and if you don't want to sing or dance,

3:06:50 > 3:06:51just maybe have your headphones ready.

3:06:51 > 3:06:54Because, this vlog is all about the CBBC Official Chart Show.

3:06:54 > 3:06:57I have no idea how loudly I'm speaking right now...

3:07:01 > 3:07:03Krista, who is an Adele super-fan, gets a nice surprise.

3:07:03 > 3:07:05Chart Show, bring on the transformation!

3:07:09 > 3:07:10Let's give this a go.

3:07:13 > 3:07:15Not bad, right?

3:07:15 > 3:07:17I didn't have Adele's fake fur coat so I've put this on instead.

3:07:17 > 3:07:20Genius! Let's see if I get a reaction like Krista's.

3:07:20 > 3:07:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

3:07:26 > 3:07:28Anyone? Anyone like mine?

3:07:28 > 3:07:31That's the disadvantage to vlogging, no live audience.

3:07:31 > 3:07:32And now, time for the big reveal.

3:07:32 > 3:07:35Where has this show's guest, Imani, landed in the charts?

3:07:35 > 3:07:39At number five in this week's official chart

3:07:39 > 3:07:40is Sigala featuring Imani!

3:07:40 > 3:07:43- It's Say You Do! - CHEERING

3:07:43 > 3:07:45- OK, let's celebrate! - CHEERING

3:07:45 > 3:07:47Yay, go Imani! Hit the music video!

3:07:47 > 3:07:50# If you love me

3:07:50 > 3:07:52# Love me like you say you do... #

3:07:52 > 3:07:55That shouldn't be too hard to recreate, right?

3:07:55 > 3:07:57# If you love me

3:07:57 > 3:08:00# Love me like you say you do

3:08:00 > 3:08:03# Then you'll need to

3:08:03 > 3:08:05# Do what you say you'll do

3:08:05 > 3:08:08# If you love me... # NEEDLE SCRATCH

3:08:08 > 3:08:10Whoa! Where am I going to get a horse from?

3:08:10 > 3:08:11I can't fit a horse in here.

3:08:11 > 3:08:13This isn't even a real beach!

3:08:13 > 3:08:17My favourite parts of the CBBC Official Chart Show

3:08:17 > 3:08:19are the facts that pop up during the music videos.

3:08:19 > 3:08:21I wish Whoops I Missed The Bus had a feature like that,

3:08:21 > 3:08:23how cool would that be?

3:08:23 > 3:08:24SHE HUMS FANFARE

3:08:24 > 3:08:25I do not!

3:08:25 > 3:08:27OK, sometimes I do. Just a bit.

3:08:27 > 3:08:29Yay!

3:08:29 > 3:08:31And there's only one way to finish this off,

3:08:31 > 3:08:32with Cel's Note Challenge, of course!

3:08:32 > 3:08:35# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... #

3:08:35 > 3:08:38So, I challenge you - yes, you - to see if you can beat this.

3:08:38 > 3:08:48# Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... #

3:08:48 > 3:08:50SHE PANTS

3:08:50 > 3:08:52Did you beat me? Probably.

3:08:52 > 3:08:54Oh, I think I'll stick to recreating old music videos.

3:08:54 > 3:08:56Let's get back to that beach.

3:09:01 > 3:09:04I've heard Ricky from Art Ninja's having trouble catching some Zs.

3:09:04 > 3:09:05Which is surprising to me

3:09:05 > 3:09:07because I thought ninjas have excellent reflexes.

3:09:07 > 3:09:10I mean, how hard is it to catch a couple of consonants?!

3:09:10 > 3:09:12And he's talking about sleep, isn't he...?

3:09:12 > 3:09:15I can't sleep, so I guess I'll get my ninja on.

3:09:15 > 3:09:16Whoa, hold the phone, Ricky!

3:09:18 > 3:09:19Thank you.

3:09:19 > 3:09:22Anyway, you can't sleep so you just decide to get your ninja on?

3:09:22 > 3:09:24Isn't that a lot of effort? Some people just drink hot chocolate!

3:09:24 > 3:09:26Firstly, you have to get changed.

3:09:31 > 3:09:33Whoa, that was quick! Can all ninjas move that fast?

3:09:33 > 3:09:36I've got to get me some ninja skills. Ninja skills!

3:09:38 > 3:09:39Oh!

3:09:39 > 3:09:41Um...

3:09:41 > 3:09:44OK, maybe not that skill.

3:09:46 > 3:09:48Yes, check this out.

3:09:48 > 3:09:50Come on, apple! Come on!

3:09:50 > 3:09:53All right, let's put the ninja skills on hold for a minute.

3:09:53 > 3:09:55- What are you thinking of making, Ricky?- It's the...

3:09:56 > 3:09:59..Art Ninja monster foot pencil holder!

3:09:59 > 3:10:00Wait, you can't nod off, so you decide

3:10:00 > 3:10:03to make a terrifying monster pencil holder?

3:10:03 > 3:10:04It's no wonder you can't sleep.

3:10:04 > 3:10:08Some people just count sheep! That's it! Sheep! Draw sheep!

3:10:08 > 3:10:09You know what, I'll draw the sheep,

3:10:09 > 3:10:12you continue making your scary monster thing.

3:10:17 > 3:10:22MUSIC: Left Bank Two by Wayne Hill

3:10:25 > 3:10:28MUSIC: Left Bank Two by Wayne Hill

3:10:31 > 3:10:33Look at that!

3:10:33 > 3:10:35No, look at this!

3:10:35 > 3:10:37You'll be asleep in no time.

3:10:37 > 3:10:40What do you mean, you don't think I've captured your essence?!

3:10:40 > 3:10:42How dare you?!

3:10:42 > 3:10:45Also, it seems like Ricky's not the only one with skills in his family.

3:10:45 > 3:10:48How does she know all of this? Mum must have a crystal ball.

3:10:48 > 3:10:51I knew you were going to say that. Bye!

3:10:51 > 3:10:53You may be the Art Ninja, Ricky,

3:10:53 > 3:10:56but mums are always one step ahead. It's better to just accept it.

3:10:56 > 3:10:59- Hey, Mum, I'm feeling a little... - Hungry?- Yeah.

3:10:59 > 3:11:01I guess all I need now is to get myself a...

3:11:01 > 3:11:03- A drink.- Bless you.

3:11:03 > 3:11:05Bless you? What are you...? Achoo!

3:11:05 > 3:11:06No!

3:11:06 > 3:11:09I'm beginning to think that lack of sleep is affecting Ricky.

3:11:09 > 3:11:11He's starting to think that Gavin is a werewolf.

3:11:11 > 3:11:14You look a bit odd and your ears look funny.

3:11:14 > 3:11:16In fact, they look a bit furry.

3:11:16 > 3:11:18He's even asking weird supernatural questions.

3:11:18 > 3:11:21What would you do if your friend had turned into a werewolf?

3:11:21 > 3:11:23Duh?! Tell Gavin to audition for the next series of Wolfblood.

3:11:23 > 3:11:25He'd get a role straightaway.

3:11:25 > 3:11:27You know what, I'm starting to feel a bit tired.

3:11:27 > 3:11:30HE YAWNS

3:11:31 > 3:11:33Whaaaa!

3:11:33 > 3:11:36Splendid vlogging, Rhys! Thank you.

3:11:36 > 3:11:38But now, from Rhys to fleece.

3:11:38 > 3:11:40From vlog to dog. From chat to...

3:11:40 > 3:11:42You get where we're going with this.

3:11:42 > 3:11:44It's time to see what your pets have been watching this week.

3:11:47 > 3:11:50I know, there's drama between the E-Girls again.

3:11:50 > 3:11:52They're so on and off.

3:11:52 > 3:11:54I wished they'd sort themselves out.

3:11:54 > 3:11:56Ooh, Stephanie said this. Tiffany said that.

3:11:56 > 3:11:59You don't catch me and Abbie behaving like this.

3:11:59 > 3:12:02We're the Dream Team A-Team.

3:12:02 > 3:12:04- ROBOT VOICE:- Connecting to CBBC.

3:12:04 > 3:12:06Connecting to Eve.

3:12:06 > 3:12:08I am now in full television mode

3:12:08 > 3:12:10and processing inner robot thoughts.

3:12:10 > 3:12:14Millie, I require some cat-based snacks and refreshments

3:12:14 > 3:12:17for this viewing. Thank you.

3:12:17 > 3:12:20Oh, if I could just figure out a way of getting into this TV,

3:12:20 > 3:12:23I might be able to join the Ramsay Bunch in LA.

3:12:23 > 3:12:25That's it! Nearly there!

3:12:25 > 3:12:27Wait! I want those biscuits!

3:12:27 > 3:12:30Oh, get me there now! Emma, call me an helicopter!

3:12:30 > 3:12:33Right, show's over. Time for bed.

3:12:33 > 3:12:35Oh, how we get off this thing again?

3:12:35 > 3:12:37Right, it's this way.

3:12:37 > 3:12:39No, I think it's this way.

3:12:39 > 3:12:41Oh, yes. No, wait. This way.

3:12:41 > 3:12:44- No, this way.- Oh, no, we're stuck.

3:12:44 > 3:12:47Esme, help us, why don't you?

3:12:47 > 3:12:50Does your dog adore Dodge?

3:12:50 > 3:12:52Is your hamster addicted to Hank Zipzer?

3:12:52 > 3:12:54(Kind of rhymes.)

3:12:54 > 3:12:57Then film a 20-second clip of them bingeing on some CBBC goodness,

3:12:57 > 3:12:59and send them to us via the Whoops web page.

3:12:59 > 3:13:02- It's easy peasy, like. - 'What Are You Thinking, Pet?'

3:13:02 > 3:13:06Now, without further ado, let us open our eyes nice and wide,

3:13:06 > 3:13:10ready to gorge on the top-notch CBBC Best Bits.

3:13:10 > 3:13:12But remember to blink, won't you?!

3:13:12 > 3:13:15Air Marshall sounded a little hoarse.

3:13:15 > 3:13:17Very confident throttle up there from Oscar.

3:13:17 > 3:13:19If Oscar flies half as cool as he looks,

3:13:19 > 3:13:23- then I think this could be a good run.- Nice, Oscar. Nice and steady.

3:13:23 > 3:13:25Now to the ancient Pillars Of Precision.

3:13:25 > 3:13:28They've stood here testing drone pilots for many days.

3:13:28 > 3:13:31Pretty cool, pretty confident. Pretty smooth.

3:13:31 > 3:13:33'Warning system malfunction.

3:13:33 > 3:13:34'Air Marshall down.'

3:13:34 > 3:13:35It's unbelievable!

3:13:35 > 3:13:37The Air Marshall's down.

3:13:37 > 3:13:39Perhaps he did have a virus.

3:13:39 > 3:13:41Our antsy adjudicator of the air,

3:13:41 > 3:13:46AKA The Linesman himself, has stooped it.

3:13:46 > 3:13:47Told you he'd snuck up here.

3:13:53 > 3:13:56Anything to keep you quiet.

3:14:01 > 3:14:02Hey, what does it say?

3:14:02 > 3:14:05What does it say? Is it rude? Is it going to come off?

3:14:05 > 3:14:07You've got her number?

3:14:07 > 3:14:09What?

3:14:14 > 3:14:16Good luck, Josh.

3:14:16 > 3:14:20- Hi.- Any chance you wanted to go out?- Where?

3:14:20 > 3:14:23- To Star City crazy golf.- When?

3:14:23 > 3:14:26I don't know, but my mum will arrange it.

3:14:26 > 3:14:27Yes, please.

3:14:27 > 3:14:30Success! Well done, Josh.

3:14:30 > 3:14:33Josh asked me out on a date and...

3:14:36 > 3:14:39It's official. Josh and Sam are going out.

3:14:39 > 3:14:42Oh, my God! He's got a girlfriend!

3:14:42 > 3:14:45What a sumptuous selection of CBBC nonsense.

3:14:45 > 3:14:48And, if you missed out, you can jump on over

3:14:48 > 3:14:50to the CBBC iPlayer any time you like.

3:14:50 > 3:14:52As for me, I've got to crack on with my weekend chore,

3:14:52 > 3:14:56shining up that bus. Hang on! Your bumper needs a good buff!