3:54:58 > 3:55:01Crank up the volume, switch on your eyes,
3:55:01 > 3:55:04set your brains to chill mode.
3:55:04 > 3:55:06It's time for Whoops I Missed The Bus.
3:55:06 > 3:55:08Let's get this party started.
3:55:08 > 3:55:10We've got a chunk of this...
3:55:10 > 3:55:12It's time to find out the score...
3:55:12 > 3:55:14LAUGHTER
3:55:14 > 3:55:16We've got a flavouring of this.
3:55:17 > 3:55:19Aah!
3:55:19 > 3:55:22And we've got a little cherry on the top like this!
3:55:22 > 3:55:25They give people a chance to make their dreams come true about a den.
3:55:25 > 3:55:29But before all of that, I present to you,
3:55:29 > 3:55:31the royal family of CBBC - kind of.
3:55:31 > 3:55:34It's our resident vloggers, Laura and Miles.
3:55:34 > 3:55:36Oh, wow. "royal family", I like it, I'll take that.
3:55:36 > 3:55:39I'm not going to let it go to my head though, don't worry.
3:55:39 > 3:55:41Charles, where's my dinner, please?
3:55:41 > 3:55:42Charles is my butler.
3:55:46 > 3:55:47Anyhow, let's get going.
3:55:47 > 3:55:49Laura, the stage is set for you, my dear.
3:55:49 > 3:55:52Kites, llama, action!
3:55:52 > 3:55:55Taking The Next Step is a show where people audition to win a part
3:55:55 > 3:55:56in The Next Step. What?!
3:55:56 > 3:55:58How did I not know about this?
3:55:58 > 3:56:00I could have turned up to auditions and pulled out my moves.
3:56:00 > 3:56:01Ha! Brr!
3:56:04 > 3:56:05OK, that might not have got me through.
3:56:05 > 3:56:08But winning a place on The Next Step? This is big!
3:56:08 > 3:56:10Meeting all the dancers, learning all the dance moves
3:56:10 > 3:56:12and having an inside look at all the drama.
3:56:12 > 3:56:13All the drama!
3:56:13 > 3:56:16Saying that, Taking The Next Step is quite dramatic too.
3:56:16 > 3:56:18It's full of highs and lows.
3:56:18 > 3:56:19OK, listen.
3:56:19 > 3:56:20It's a yes from me.
3:56:22 > 3:56:25- It's a tough one because... - Come on!
3:56:25 > 3:56:26Go on, say yes!
3:56:27 > 3:56:29Come up and get one of these.
3:56:29 > 3:56:32- Ticket to Nationals. - Yes!
3:56:32 > 3:56:34- It's a no from me today. - No!
3:56:34 > 3:56:36- Alice, it's a no from me today. - It's OK.
3:56:36 > 3:56:38Why didn't you say yes?!
3:56:38 > 3:56:40# I'm only human
3:56:40 > 3:56:42# And I'm crashing... #
3:56:42 > 3:56:45Wow. She should definitely get through.
3:56:45 > 3:56:47- It's a yes from me. - Thank you.
3:56:47 > 3:56:49I enjoyed your performance too.
3:56:49 > 3:56:51I'm going to say yes.
3:56:53 > 3:56:55It's going to be a no from me today.
3:56:55 > 3:56:56What? Judge John is definitely
3:56:56 > 3:56:59the Simon Cowell of Taking The Next Step.
3:56:59 > 3:57:00He's always so serious.
3:57:00 > 3:57:03I guess I'm holding out now for something different.
3:57:03 > 3:57:05And even when he tries to smile, this happens.
3:57:05 > 3:57:07- SCARY MUSIC - Scary!
3:57:07 > 3:57:10Look how tense it can get when John is making his mind up.
3:57:10 > 3:57:13Every kid that comes through this door wants it.
3:57:13 > 3:57:14I'll show you, in here.
3:57:15 > 3:57:17I'll show you that I want it.
3:57:17 > 3:57:21That's what an audition is. You have to show it right here, right now.
3:57:21 > 3:57:23So tense! This is definitely as dramatic as The Next Step.
3:57:23 > 3:57:26- Eee! - SCARY MUSIC
3:57:26 > 3:57:27Is that John smiling again?
3:57:27 > 3:57:29And I don't understand what Kimberly's saying.
3:57:29 > 3:57:32No, not because of the accent, but because of things like this.
3:57:32 > 3:57:35I love your level of movement. When it is real to you,
3:57:35 > 3:57:37that's when it's yummy.
3:57:37 > 3:57:38What?
3:57:38 > 3:57:41At the end of the episode, you find out who got in and who didn't.
3:57:41 > 3:57:43But I'm not spoiling anything, in case you haven't seen it.
3:57:43 > 3:57:45You have to see it!
3:57:45 > 3:57:48It made me think of my audition tape for Whoops I Missed The Bus
3:57:48 > 3:57:50before I really knew what vlogging was.
3:57:50 > 3:57:52# I'm a vlogger, I'm a vlogger, I'm a vlogger. #
3:57:52 > 3:57:55Oh, no. Laura, just... Just stop.
3:57:55 > 3:57:56Laura, this is not what a vlogger does.
3:57:56 > 3:57:58You're embarrassing yourself!
3:57:58 > 3:57:59# Go, Laura! Go, Laura! #
3:57:59 > 3:58:01So, three yeses from all of you?
3:58:01 > 3:58:02Whoo! Time to celebrate!
3:58:05 > 3:58:07SCARY MUSIC
3:58:07 > 3:58:08Where are my ankle warmers?
3:58:08 > 3:58:10That was A-troupe worthy.
3:58:10 > 3:58:12And now it's your turn, 15-second superstars!
3:58:12 > 3:58:14It's your time to shine!
3:58:15 > 3:58:18I love Dumping Ground because of all the drama
3:58:18 > 3:58:21and all the characters and I love Carmen because
3:58:21 > 3:58:24she's always moody and she's just like me
3:58:24 > 3:58:27and I just love CBBC!
3:58:29 > 3:58:32On CBBC, my favourite programme is The Next Step.
3:58:32 > 3:58:35On The Next Step, my favourite characters are Eldon, Michelle,
3:58:35 > 3:58:38Riley and James. I love these characters because
3:58:38 > 3:58:41they're amazing dancers and really inspire me
3:58:41 > 3:58:43to do something awesome.
3:58:45 > 3:58:48My favourite show is Lost And Found because there's always
3:58:48 > 3:58:52drama at the end and it's really interesting
3:58:52 > 3:58:56and I really wish that I went to Lost And Found Studios.
3:58:57 > 3:59:02My favourite show is, personally, Dixi and The Dengineers.
3:59:02 > 3:59:07Dixi is because it relates to real life, and Dengineers,
3:59:07 > 3:59:10because they give people a chance to make their dreams come true
3:59:10 > 3:59:12about a den.
3:59:12 > 3:59:14CHEERING Wicked job, mini vloggers!
3:59:14 > 3:59:16If you're inspired to dust off the camera
3:59:16 > 3:59:20and get your chops vlogging, then record a 15-second clip
3:59:20 > 3:59:22about your favourite CBBC show
3:59:22 > 3:59:24and upload it to the Whoops web page.
3:59:24 > 3:59:27Now, for something special. We got our hands on Sam and Mark
3:59:27 > 3:59:30getting it wrong a bunch of times.
3:59:30 > 3:59:32Three, two, one...
3:59:32 > 3:59:33Press play, Nigel!
3:59:35 > 3:59:37- Hello.- They've not gone, Mark. There's a camera up there.
3:59:37 > 3:59:39- I don't know. What are you looking at, Mark?- Dunno.
3:59:39 > 3:59:41- Can you not see the camera?- No.
3:59:41 > 3:59:43- The camera right there?- Oh, yeah.
3:59:43 > 3:59:44We tossed a coin before the show.
3:59:44 > 3:59:47The winner of that toin cossing game...
3:59:47 > 3:59:49- Toin- coss! Toin coss!
3:59:49 > 3:59:51Caroline, for a maximum of 50 pence...
3:59:51 > 3:59:5350 pence?
3:59:53 > 3:59:54LAUGHTER
3:59:54 > 3:59:56I'm going to give you 50 pence.
3:59:56 > 4:00:00Newsflash, Lily's team, all of you are taking part in this chollenge.
4:00:00 > 4:00:01Chollange!
4:00:01 > 4:00:03- You wouldn't believe we won two BAFTAs, would you?- No!
4:00:03 > 4:00:06LAUGHTER
4:00:06 > 4:00:07Yeah, woo!
4:00:07 > 4:00:08What's happening?
4:00:08 > 4:00:10I'm sure you want to know what's in store.
4:00:10 > 4:00:13We know what it is. You at home knows what it's as...
4:00:13 > 4:00:16HE MUTTERS GIBBERISH
4:00:16 > 4:00:17Aah!
4:00:17 > 4:00:19Oh, my goodness me, what's happening?
4:00:19 > 4:00:20Let's play Copycats!
4:00:20 > 4:00:21CHEERING
4:00:21 > 4:00:23He went the other way.
4:00:24 > 4:00:26Oh, I forgot!
4:00:26 > 4:00:30- I meant to go back that way. - It's like we really don't get on.
4:00:30 > 4:00:32LAUGHTER
4:00:32 > 4:00:33- "See you later, Sam!" - Sorry!
4:00:33 > 4:00:34What are we waiting for?
4:00:34 > 4:00:36I think it's time to meet today's chums...
4:00:36 > 4:00:39THEY GUFFAW
4:00:39 > 4:00:41Good, good, good, good, good...
4:00:41 > 4:00:42I'm so excited!
4:00:42 > 4:00:45You are team captain. You have to select three people
4:00:45 > 4:00:47to take on this Copycats challenge, but before you do dat,
4:00:47 > 4:00:49you need to see what it is. So, let's take a look!
4:00:49 > 4:00:51Let me do that again.
4:00:51 > 4:00:54Right, Lena, as team captain, you now have to...
4:00:54 > 4:00:56LAUGHTER
4:00:56 > 4:00:58..after our final round and find out which of our teams
4:00:58 > 4:01:00have earned their place in...
4:01:00 > 4:01:01HE COUGHS
4:01:01 > 4:01:04So, after Mime Time, do Poppy's team need a lift?
4:01:04 > 4:01:07Or, are Leon's team tapping into that willing feeling?
4:01:07 > 4:01:09I said willing.
4:01:09 > 4:01:10In that willing feeling.
4:01:11 > 4:01:13Makes no sense.
4:01:13 > 4:01:15So, after Mime Time, do Poppy's team need a lift?
4:01:15 > 4:01:18Or, are Leon's team tapping into that winning feeling?
4:01:18 > 4:01:21It's time find out the scores...
4:01:21 > 4:01:22LAUGHTER
4:01:22 > 4:01:24Blah-de-blah-de-blah!
4:01:25 > 4:01:27Good, good, good, good, good.
4:01:27 > 4:01:29Take this off!
4:01:29 > 4:01:30APPLAUSE
4:01:30 > 4:01:32LAUGHTER
4:01:36 > 4:01:38Jamie Johnson, what's all that about?
4:01:38 > 4:01:40Well, come with me and I will tell thee.
4:01:40 > 4:01:42Come with me. Where are we going, Miles?
4:01:42 > 4:01:44Nowhere. Just... I'm going to stay here.
4:01:44 > 4:01:46I'm just going to talk at you for a bit.
4:01:46 > 4:01:48Or maybe we could go outside.
4:01:48 > 4:01:50Wasn't even a football, those.
4:01:50 > 4:01:52Because Jamie Johnson is a very sports-themed show.
4:01:52 > 4:01:54Sports. I know sports.
4:01:54 > 4:01:57S-P-R-O-U-T-S.
4:01:57 > 4:01:59Sprouts...sprouts. I know it.
4:01:59 > 4:02:01First days at school were tough.
4:02:01 > 4:02:03You have to experience all the normal first-day things -
4:02:03 > 4:02:06watching a ball kick a gate, there's dancing kids
4:02:06 > 4:02:08and that first big sigh,
4:02:08 > 4:02:10just so you know something big is about to begin.
4:02:10 > 4:02:13HE SIGHS
4:02:13 > 4:02:15Jamie's probably more nervous than others
4:02:15 > 4:02:16about their first day at a new school,
4:02:16 > 4:02:20because his previous school beat his new school at a game of football.
4:02:20 > 4:02:21Sprouts...sports.
4:02:21 > 4:02:23(Who do you support?)
4:02:23 > 4:02:25(I don't follow football.)
4:02:25 > 4:02:28- (Sorry.) - (You don't follow football?)
4:02:28 > 4:02:32(Watching a group of spoiled, overpaid Neanderthals
4:02:32 > 4:02:36(chasing a ball around is hardly my idea of entertainment.)
4:02:36 > 4:02:40I kind of agree with that, but also just because I don't think
4:02:40 > 4:02:44footballers score enough goals for scoring goals to be their job.
4:02:44 > 4:02:47If there was, like, 80 goals per football match, I'd love it.
4:02:47 > 4:02:48It'd be chaos.
4:02:48 > 4:02:50Throw more balls in, have 12 balls.
4:02:50 > 4:02:52Each player gets their own individual ball
4:02:52 > 4:02:53and they're just all kicking it about.
4:02:53 > 4:02:55It's just a race for who can reach the goal first.
4:02:55 > 4:02:57It's chaos, but I'd be fun.
4:02:57 > 4:02:59So I see you've opted for the sausages.
4:02:59 > 4:03:01Why? Are they not good?
4:03:01 > 4:03:05So long as you're happy eating 20% mechanically recovered meat.
4:03:05 > 4:03:07It's a process that sucks it directly off the bone
4:03:07 > 4:03:09before turning it into a slimy paste.
4:03:09 > 4:03:12And don't even get me started on the other 80%.
4:03:12 > 4:03:14This guys seems like he'd be fun at a party.
4:03:14 > 4:03:15Jamie's new to the school.
4:03:15 > 4:03:17You've already said you hated football
4:03:17 > 4:03:19and now you're hating on sausages in front of him.
4:03:19 > 4:03:22Football and sausages - two of the greatest things in this world,
4:03:22 > 4:03:24if by football, you mean literally anything else,
4:03:24 > 4:03:27and by sausages, you mean vegetarian sausages.
4:03:27 > 4:03:29Oh, no, I'm him.
4:03:29 > 4:03:32I have a severe allergy to all competitive sports.
4:03:32 > 4:03:34And we have a severe allergy
4:03:34 > 4:03:37to lads who prefer hanging around with girls.
4:03:37 > 4:03:41Is that an insult? "We don't like you, you hang around with girls."
4:03:41 > 4:03:42"Oh, no, I have friends, he's got me,
4:03:42 > 4:03:44"my biggest weakness - friends!"
4:03:44 > 4:03:47When Jamie plays his first proper game of football,
4:03:47 > 4:03:49when he focuses, this happens.
4:03:49 > 4:03:52'Come on, let's do this.'
4:04:05 > 4:04:07That is very cool, all the brain, all the stuff.
4:04:07 > 4:04:10I wonder what would happen if I focused.
4:04:15 > 4:04:16HE SNORES
4:04:16 > 4:04:19What? Oh, nothing. What's happening?
4:04:19 > 4:04:21Jamie Johnson. I'm liking it.
4:04:21 > 4:04:24It's a fresh, new drama, like a fresh fruit and you have it
4:04:24 > 4:04:27and you're like, "That's quite a nice fruit, but it's a TV show,
4:04:27 > 4:04:30"and also, surprisingly, it's kind of made me want to go outside
4:04:30 > 4:04:32"and do a bit of football."
4:04:32 > 4:04:34That's not even a football. We can't even get a proper ball.
4:04:34 > 4:04:36I'm just going to stay here, really.
4:04:42 > 4:04:44Happy birthday!
4:04:44 > 4:04:46TOOT! CREATURE SNARLS
4:04:46 > 4:04:50Who'd have thought, eh? Our Cleo, 4,000 years dead.
4:04:50 > 4:04:53Happy deathday, Cleo!
4:04:53 > 4:04:57Of course, it's Cleo's birthday! Or, um...deathday, rather.
4:04:57 > 4:04:59Looks like I won't be needing this, then.
4:04:59 > 4:05:01SHE TUTS
4:05:01 > 4:05:04It's a shame, I was told it really brought out my eyes.
4:05:04 > 4:05:08By the way, Cleo, girl, you need to let me in on your beauty secrets.
4:05:08 > 4:05:11You look amazing for 4,000, unlike some.
4:05:11 > 4:05:16- Looking good, Vampire Boy. - Argh! Eefa!
4:05:16 > 4:05:18Sorry, that was just the other me.
4:05:18 > 4:05:20Or rather the actual me!
4:05:20 > 4:05:24I can't help but wonder, is that how scary I look
4:05:24 > 4:05:25when I wake up in the morning?
4:05:25 > 4:05:27SHE YAWNS
4:05:29 > 4:05:30Argh!
4:05:30 > 4:05:31Of course not.
4:05:31 > 4:05:33# I woke up like this
4:05:33 > 4:05:34# I woke up like this! #
4:05:34 > 4:05:39Speaking of waking up, it looks like Scream Street has gone to sleep.
4:05:39 > 4:05:41Cleo, you have frozen time.
4:05:41 > 4:05:43Which is pretty cool!
4:05:43 > 4:05:47Do you think time's stopped everywhere in Scream Street?
4:05:47 > 4:05:48CREAKING
4:05:48 > 4:05:51I'm not sure what's weirder - the fact that time has frozen,
4:05:51 > 4:05:54or the awkward positions people are frozen in.
4:05:55 > 4:06:01Hmm, well, yes, thank you very much. I would like some cake. Mmm.
4:06:01 > 4:06:04I actually don't know what's more awkward than being frozen
4:06:04 > 4:06:05with a plate of cake in your hand.
4:06:05 > 4:06:08SHE GROANS
4:06:09 > 4:06:12Yeah, there is nothing more awkward than that.
4:06:12 > 4:06:14Don't be scared, little one.
4:06:14 > 4:06:17Actually, no, do be, it's more fun.
4:06:17 > 4:06:19CRUNCHING
4:06:19 > 4:06:21Oh, that's not quite the look I was going for.
4:06:21 > 4:06:24- Huh?- No, actually, I take it back - Luke's epic fail to turn into a wolf
4:06:24 > 4:06:26is actually more awkward than holding a plate of cake.
4:06:26 > 4:06:29I don't know, it's like Wolfblood gone wrong.
4:06:29 > 4:06:30What's going on? Luke, please!
4:06:30 > 4:06:33- And we need mummy bandage. - No problem.
4:06:33 > 4:06:37What is this? Matilda and The Ramsay Bunch take over Scream Street?
4:06:37 > 4:06:39Here's the bill for the potion.
4:06:39 > 4:06:40Quickly, I'll just freeze!
4:06:40 > 4:06:44Then maybe she won't notice if you don't pay.
4:06:44 > 4:06:47I could watch that again and again. What are you like?!
4:06:47 > 4:06:51But wait, it's time for some pet-shaped LOLs!
4:06:51 > 4:06:53These pets really are thinking out loud.
4:06:53 > 4:06:56- It's time for... - What Are You Thinking, Pet?
4:06:56 > 4:06:59The CBBC Official Chart Show?
4:06:59 > 4:07:02What about the CBBC Official Carrot Show?
4:07:02 > 4:07:06Now, there's a programme I'd enjoy. Cel Spellman eating carrots!
4:07:06 > 4:07:08Mmm!
4:07:08 > 4:07:11Oh, Alfy will never spot me behind the arm of this sofa.
4:07:11 > 4:07:14And I'll finally get to watch Cinemaniacs in peace.
4:07:14 > 4:07:18Although I do actually miss him. Alfy, come and cuddle me!
4:07:18 > 4:07:19And bring some snacks!
4:07:19 > 4:07:23I can hear Cel Spellman's voice, but I can't see him.
4:07:23 > 4:07:25Hear him, yes, can't see him.
4:07:25 > 4:07:28So confused! Edie, what's going on?!
4:07:28 > 4:07:32Have you moved the telly or is Cel Spellman hiding behind the sofa?
4:07:33 > 4:07:36Evie! Look at Blue Peter!
4:07:36 > 4:07:41It's a dog and a human and there's some sort of dancing dream team!
4:07:41 > 4:07:44And I'm a dog and you're a human!
4:07:44 > 4:07:50We could do this! Quickly, teach me to pirouette!
4:07:50 > 4:07:51That was highly amusing
4:07:51 > 4:07:53and probably very, very accurate,
4:07:53 > 4:07:54but we need more!
4:07:54 > 4:07:56Just film your pet watching CBBC
4:07:56 > 4:07:57and upload it via
4:07:57 > 4:07:59the Whoops web page.
4:07:59 > 4:08:00We can tell you
4:08:00 > 4:08:01what they be thinkin'.
4:08:02 > 4:08:03What Are You Thinking, Pet?
4:08:03 > 4:08:06Now, buckle up for a quick whizz around the best
4:08:06 > 4:08:07of this week's telly.
4:08:07 > 4:08:09It's the golden nuggets that everyone
4:08:09 > 4:08:12and their nan loves to enjoy.
4:08:12 > 4:08:14It's CBBC's best bits!
4:08:14 > 4:08:17The world's tallest and longest tunnel slide
4:08:17 > 4:08:19is opening in London tomorrow.
4:08:19 > 4:08:21I'm going to be giving you all the facts you need to know
4:08:21 > 4:08:23while I'm sliding down.
4:08:23 > 4:08:24SHE SHRIEKS
4:08:24 > 4:08:28Well, it's goes round...12 times
4:08:28 > 4:08:30and it's taller than...
4:08:30 > 4:08:33the Statue of Liberty.
4:08:33 > 4:08:38I'm going 15mph right now, but it feels so much faster!
4:08:38 > 4:08:41That is enough, Hetty Feather. Back to your lesson.
4:08:41 > 4:08:44Lady Asquith's butler would not tolerate this nonsense.
4:08:51 > 4:08:54Now, it's time for my magic lantern show...
4:08:55 > 4:08:58..the room needs to be a little darker...
4:08:58 > 4:09:01Very good, very good. Now...
4:09:01 > 4:09:03Let's start.
4:09:03 > 4:09:05Cairo in Egypt.
4:09:05 > 4:09:07Land of the Pharaohs.
4:09:09 > 4:09:11These pyramids are almost 5,000 years old.
4:09:11 > 4:09:14That's even older than Queen Victoria.
4:09:14 > 4:09:16Egypt's a fascinating country.
4:09:16 > 4:09:19It helped form so many civilisations -
4:09:19 > 4:09:22the Greeks, the Babylonians, the Romans.
4:09:22 > 4:09:23A magical place.
4:09:25 > 4:09:27Get in there, yeah.
4:09:27 > 4:09:30Ray almost seems to be trying to inhale
4:09:30 > 4:09:33the entire doughnut in one go.
4:09:33 > 4:09:36Yes, no finesse, no style, just sheer jaw strength.
4:09:36 > 4:09:39Ray's doing his best to chomp that dough,
4:09:39 > 4:09:42but it does not seem to be working.
4:09:42 > 4:09:45He seems to be hoarding the doughnut in his cheeks,
4:09:45 > 4:09:48like some kind of giant American hamster.
4:09:48 > 4:09:51- You want to start chewing?- Mmm!
4:09:51 > 4:09:52- If you're done, you're done. - HE MURMURS
4:09:52 > 4:09:54- I think this is over. - Mm-hmm!- All right.
4:09:54 > 4:09:57Sadly, that's us done for another week,
4:09:57 > 4:09:59but if you have some CBBC space in your belly,
4:09:59 > 4:10:03don't forget to catch up on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:10:03 > 4:10:04I'll have to chase down that bus.
4:10:04 > 4:10:06No, wait, come back here!
4:10:06 > 4:10:08I've just had me pass laminated!