3:55:52 > 3:55:54Shut off the outside world,
3:55:54 > 3:55:57forget about that homework - for a while - and crank up the telly.
3:55:57 > 3:56:00You're just in time for a quick bounce around CBBC!
3:56:00 > 3:56:02Boing, boing, boing!
3:56:02 > 3:56:04I'm incredibly happy about this.
3:56:04 > 3:56:07- # Be the next Lionel Messi - Or the next Andy Murray
3:56:07 > 3:56:10# Every dad loves a game with a naan and a curry... #
3:56:10 > 3:56:13Rhys seems very happy about this.
3:56:13 > 3:56:15- DRAMATICALLY:- Gideon!
3:56:15 > 3:56:18And you look pretty happy about this!
3:56:18 > 3:56:19I love music!
3:56:19 > 3:56:21Whoooo!
3:56:21 > 3:56:24What happens when you mix CBBC stars with CBBC shows?
3:56:24 > 3:56:27It's the recipe for our resident vloggers, of course,
3:56:27 > 3:56:28Myles and Laura.
3:56:28 > 3:56:31A pinch of Matilda, some Hetty Feather salts
3:56:31 > 3:56:35and a sprinkling of The Next Step. We're good to go.
3:56:38 > 3:56:42Now let's get this show on the road with young Myles of Lols-bridge.
3:56:42 > 3:56:46Pop your legwarmers on, kid, you're up! I hope he shared them.
3:56:46 > 3:56:48Yesterday I was stuck at the bottom of my stairs,
3:56:48 > 3:56:50I didn't know how to get up.
3:56:50 > 3:56:52I was like, "How am I going to get up these stairs?
3:56:52 > 3:56:54"I don't know what's happening now.
3:56:54 > 3:56:56So I did some research to try and work it out,
3:56:56 > 3:56:58then I put on some CBBC and there was a programme giving you
3:56:58 > 3:57:01the exact help I needed to get up the stairs.
3:57:05 > 3:57:07Taking The Next Step.
3:57:07 > 3:57:10Erm, it turns out it's more about the TV show The Next Step
3:57:10 > 3:57:12than it is about...stairs.
3:57:12 > 3:57:15All about The Next Step, I can't think of anything better,
3:57:15 > 3:57:18so let's watch and give ourselves tips on how to appear on a show.
3:57:18 > 3:57:20Don't make us fight for it! Turn it on.
3:57:20 > 3:57:23We're making this show right now, right here, today.
3:57:23 > 3:57:26There is no time, dude, you've got to be ready now.
3:57:26 > 3:57:28What's happening? Don't make them fight for it. Turn it on.
3:57:28 > 3:57:31- You've got to be ready now. - WITH ECHO EFFECT:- Now.
3:57:31 > 3:57:32There's an echo on "now",
3:57:32 > 3:57:34- which just makes it more dramatic, so you know it's now.- Now.
3:57:34 > 3:57:37- Not another now, it's... - WITH ECHO EFFECT:- ..now.
3:57:37 > 3:57:38- Why is that happening?- Now.
3:57:38 > 3:57:40It's more dramatic than The Next Step, in a way,
3:57:40 > 3:57:44but instead of the drama of, "Ah, who likes who? He likes her," there's an echo on the word "now".
3:57:44 > 3:57:47And, you know, I love watching three people sitting down
3:57:47 > 3:57:49and watching another person not sitting down.
3:57:49 > 3:57:52They're standing up, but in lots of different funky ways.
3:57:52 > 3:57:55It's called dancing, but there is a lot of dancing here.
3:58:03 > 3:58:04Yeah!
3:58:04 > 3:58:07Once they finish their dance, the judges still have about
3:58:07 > 3:58:09five minutes until the next dancer has to come on.
3:58:13 > 3:58:14Hmm.
3:58:14 > 3:58:17So they have got to take their judging...
3:58:17 > 3:58:18slowly.
3:58:18 > 3:58:21You can't just be, like, "Brilliant, bring on the next person."
3:58:21 > 3:58:25You've got to stretch it out. "OK, I didn't think that was good.
3:58:25 > 3:58:27"I thought it was VERY good."
3:58:27 > 3:58:30Oh, it's clever, he's played with words there.
3:58:33 > 3:58:36I remember the day that I learned to street-dance,
3:58:36 > 3:58:40a day that I'm sure is all very fresh in our minds.
3:58:47 > 3:58:49And I was so tired by the end of that,
3:58:49 > 3:58:52not because I don't enjoy street dance, because I'm very unfit.
3:58:52 > 3:58:54It takes a lot of confidence to stand up and perform.
3:58:54 > 3:58:57As good as I was, you'd probably be, like, "He's a professional dancer?"
3:58:57 > 3:58:59No, but I'm not.
3:58:59 > 3:59:01I was nervous and I was only performing to one other person,
3:59:01 > 3:59:03and these people are performing to three judges.
3:59:03 > 3:59:06And, to a lot of them, this is their dream.
3:59:06 > 3:59:08We're making dreams come true in here!
3:59:08 > 3:59:10Can they do that, though, for real?
3:59:10 > 3:59:12Can they actually make someone's dream come true?
3:59:12 > 3:59:15Because last night I was having a dream a T rex was chasing me,
3:59:15 > 3:59:18then it ate me for its dinner - don't want that one to come true.
3:59:18 > 3:59:20And dancing and dinosaurs, they both begin with the same letter,
3:59:20 > 3:59:23so I don't want them to be looking through the list of dreams they're
3:59:23 > 3:59:26making true, "Oh, dancing, dancing, dancing, dinosaur, dancing...
3:59:26 > 3:59:28"No, can we just make sure the dancing one is coming true,
3:59:28 > 3:59:31"not the dinosaur?" "Dinosaur? You're a T rex now."
3:59:31 > 3:59:33West would be jealous, Myles, that was super!
3:59:33 > 3:59:34And speaking of jealousy,
3:59:34 > 3:59:37here are this week's amazing better-than-me mini vloggers.
3:59:37 > 3:59:39Grace us with your cheery faces, my dears.
3:59:39 > 3:59:41Hi, guys. My favourite show on CBBC is...
3:59:43 > 3:59:45..because they always have brilliant singers
3:59:45 > 3:59:48and very different...personalities,
3:59:48 > 3:59:52and their singing voices are amazing.
3:59:52 > 3:59:58I love CBBC programmes and my favourite is Diddy TV
3:59:58 > 4:00:01because it's loads of entertainment and it's funny.
4:00:01 > 4:00:04Keep going...Diddy TV.
4:00:05 > 4:00:09Hi, I'm Sonny and I love The Official Chart Show
4:00:09 > 4:00:13because it gives me my daily scoop of what's number one
4:00:13 > 4:00:15and it's got loads of musical guests.
4:00:15 > 4:00:17I love music!
4:00:17 > 4:00:19Whoo!
4:00:19 > 4:00:22My favourite programme on CBBC is The Next Step
4:00:22 > 4:00:25because there's lots of drama and I love dancing.
4:00:25 > 4:00:27My favourite characters are West and Eldon.
4:00:27 > 4:00:30Eldon because he's the best dancer in the studio
4:00:30 > 4:00:32and West because he comes up with loads of crazy ideas.
4:00:32 > 4:00:34Next Step rocks!
4:00:35 > 4:00:39You might be a fan of CBBC but I'm a big fan of you!
4:00:39 > 4:00:42So why don't you upload your 15-second mini vlog onto
4:00:42 > 4:00:46the Whoops web page and you could be on the telly next week? By Jiminy!
4:00:46 > 4:00:49I know what you've been thinking and the answer is I'm not sure
4:00:49 > 4:00:52who would win in a rap battle between the Euros and Wimbledon.
4:00:52 > 4:00:54Good question. Shall we find out? Let's!
4:00:58 > 4:01:00# Yah, listen, yeah
4:01:00 > 4:01:02# Grab a ball, something big
4:01:02 > 4:01:04# Something small, green with a white line
4:01:04 > 4:01:07# White and black, get your scarves, do your Mexican wave
4:01:07 > 4:01:09# Let's get it on
4:01:09 > 4:01:13# Get your shades and a polo shirt for a respectable spectacle
4:01:13 > 4:01:15# With all sorts of delectables
4:01:15 > 4:01:18# Strawberries and cream at the tennis for professionals
4:01:18 > 4:01:20# Yawn-fest! All I do is cheer for my team
4:01:20 > 4:01:24# In football, every single young kid's dream
4:01:24 > 4:01:26- # Be the next Lionel Messi - Or the next Andy Murray
4:01:26 > 4:01:29# Every dad loves a game with a naan and a curry
4:01:29 > 4:01:31# 90 minutes of blood, sweat and tears
4:01:31 > 4:01:35- # In tennis there's no clock - That means it could go for years?!
4:01:35 > 4:01:38# Well, there's constant excitement in tennis, back and forth
4:01:38 > 4:01:41# Football? What a joke, sometimes no-one scores!
4:01:41 > 4:01:43# Our game is for the rich and famous
4:01:43 > 4:01:46# What? Look at the facts, who earns more? Yep, football players
4:01:46 > 4:01:49# World's most-watched sport, yeah, we kick it in the net
4:01:49 > 4:01:52# If you put it in the net that's a foul from your ref
4:01:52 > 4:01:55# We're a sport fit for kings, ask Henry VIII
4:01:55 > 4:01:58# When I wasn't chopping heads I was always game
4:01:58 > 4:02:01# Set and match, no debates, just look at the greats
4:02:01 > 4:02:03# Steffi Graf, Federer, Venus, Serena
4:02:03 > 4:02:07# Women and men, look, no room for geezers
4:02:07 > 4:02:10# Jumpers for goalposts, game for the family
4:02:10 > 4:02:12- # No tennis elbows - Just torn hamstrings
4:02:12 > 4:02:17- # Which sport wins? - BOTH:- We'll let the fans pick. #
4:02:21 > 4:02:25This week I've been watching a show that can teach me to cook, finally!
4:02:25 > 4:02:29So, that will go there. Little bit of salt. Now, don't tell Mum.
4:02:29 > 4:02:32Except the moment the smoke alarm goes off, but we'll ignore that.
4:02:32 > 4:02:33- ALARM BEEPS - Open the back door!
4:02:33 > 4:02:35Don't worry, Tilly, we've all been there.
4:02:35 > 4:02:38Last time I tried to bake bread, it was like I'd bought a smoke machine.
4:02:38 > 4:02:41- ALARM WHOOPS - It's just like a disco, see?
4:02:41 > 4:02:43- SHE COUGHS - Must set a timer next time.
4:02:43 > 4:02:46Back to the show. It is of course Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch,
4:02:46 > 4:02:48with yet another action-packed holiday.
4:02:48 > 4:02:50Ramsay's overboard!
4:02:50 > 4:02:51Oh, dear.
4:02:51 > 4:02:53Abandon ship!
4:02:53 > 4:02:54It's a good job they eat all that food
4:02:54 > 4:02:57because I don't know how they pack so much activity into one day -
4:02:57 > 4:03:01raft building, flag making, cooking and eating a three-course meal.
4:03:01 > 4:03:02I'm not quite on their level.
4:03:02 > 4:03:05My achievements today were getting dressed and burning some toast.
4:03:05 > 4:03:08Maybe I should take a page from Matilda's book and try some effort.
4:03:08 > 4:03:12I'm not sure if Cornish people do this, but I love eating them
4:03:12 > 4:03:14dipped in Cornish clotted cream.
4:03:14 > 4:03:15Yum!
4:03:18 > 4:03:21They're really easy to make. All you do is...
4:03:21 > 4:03:23add in some self-raising flour...
4:03:23 > 4:03:25Flour in.
4:03:25 > 4:03:27..then add butter and mix.
4:03:27 > 4:03:31Butter, butter... No, I used the last on my burnt toast.
4:03:31 > 4:03:32Oh, well, let's Art Ninja it.
4:03:36 > 4:03:38PLASTIC CRUMPLES
4:03:38 > 4:03:40Ah, just like Tilly's - yum!
4:03:40 > 4:03:44I definitely did not just buy this from the shop.
4:03:44 > 4:03:46The good news is, Tilly's food turned out great
4:03:46 > 4:03:49- and the family all seemed to enjoy it.- They are delicious.
4:03:49 > 4:03:51It's really good, thank you, really yummy.
4:03:51 > 4:03:52Love the idea with the sausages.
4:03:52 > 4:03:55With food like that, you don't need to buy from the shops.
4:03:55 > 4:03:56Even their dog is after it.
4:03:56 > 4:03:59When I was making the sausages, Romper was just sitting by my feet.
4:03:59 > 4:04:02And I've also worked out that Tilly and I have something in common,
4:04:02 > 4:04:07not our cooking skills, clearly, but we both take photos of our food.
4:04:07 > 4:04:09CAMERA CLICKS
4:04:09 > 4:04:11I like to think I'm quite the pro.
4:04:11 > 4:04:13- FRENCH ACCENT:- Time to make some art.
4:04:13 > 4:04:15CAMERA CLICKS
4:04:16 > 4:04:17Mwah!
4:04:19 > 4:04:21Hmm, now I need to work on actually making the food
4:04:21 > 4:04:24so I have something to take pictures of.
4:04:28 > 4:04:31Hetty Feather, an incredible story from the mind of Jacqueline Wilson
4:04:31 > 4:04:33about a brave, feisty young girl
4:04:33 > 4:04:36who enters a children's home and succeeds against all the odds.
4:04:36 > 4:04:38It really is a tale of inner strength.
4:04:38 > 4:04:40I don't think we've had a story like this before.
4:04:42 > 4:04:43Wait a minute.
4:04:43 > 4:04:45To be fair, the Hetty Feather world
4:04:45 > 4:04:47is quite different from the Tracy Beaker universe.
4:04:47 > 4:04:50For instance, last week they gave great baking tips.
4:04:50 > 4:04:55- For your sweet pastry, it's much like your plain.- Only sweeter.
4:04:55 > 4:04:58Oh, that's where I've been going wrong!
4:04:58 > 4:05:00HE SPLUTTERS
4:05:00 > 4:05:04And have you noticed how all the foundling boys have epic names?
4:05:04 > 4:05:05They could be on the X Factor!
4:05:05 > 4:05:07- Gideon...- Gideon!
4:05:07 > 4:05:08- Vince...- Vince!
4:05:08 > 4:05:11- Mathias...- Mathias.
4:05:11 > 4:05:12- Ned...- N... Ned?
4:05:12 > 4:05:14There's always one.
4:05:14 > 4:05:16Hetty Feather also has romance. Ooh, la, la.
4:05:16 > 4:05:20Take this for the journey. I'll say one got knocked on the floor.
4:05:25 > 4:05:28- She gave me a pork pie! - No wonder he's smiling!
4:05:28 > 4:05:31People seemed to take their pastry seriously in the Victorian area.
4:05:31 > 4:05:34Can you imagine what romantic comedies would have been like?
4:05:34 > 4:05:36They should call it something like Love Bakery. Ooh!
4:05:39 > 4:05:42- AS MAN:- Jane, we've been courting for a while now and, well, I thought
4:05:42 > 4:05:45we'd take our relationship to the next level.
4:05:45 > 4:05:47- AS WOMAN:- What do you mean, Thomas?
4:05:47 > 4:05:49- AS MAN:- What I'm trying to say is...
4:05:50 > 4:05:52- AS MAN:- Jane... - AS WOMAN:- Oh, my gosh!
4:05:52 > 4:05:55- AS MAN:- Would you like to...eat this tiger roll?
4:05:55 > 4:05:59- AS MAN: Oh!- Oh, yes, Thomas, a thousand times yes!
4:05:59 > 4:06:02However, Hetty Feather does have its own Justine Littlewood
4:06:02 > 4:06:05to cause trouble for Hetty. Usually she's in the form of Sheila,
4:06:05 > 4:06:08but she's been getting competition lately from backstabbing Blanche.
4:06:08 > 4:06:11Girl snitches on anyone - even Sheila!
4:06:11 > 4:06:13You snitched...again.
4:06:13 > 4:06:16You need to know that I'm not your friend.
4:06:16 > 4:06:18I'm not anyone's friend.
4:06:18 > 4:06:21Message received, Blanche - you're not a people person.
4:06:21 > 4:06:24If anything proves that Hetty Feather is a great show,
4:06:24 > 4:06:27it has to be the moment where Hetty realises who Ida really is!
4:06:27 > 4:06:29You're my girl, Hetty.
4:06:29 > 4:06:31My very own girl.
4:06:31 > 4:06:34You always have been.
4:06:34 > 4:06:35Whaaaa?!
4:06:35 > 4:06:39'At last, I'd found her.
4:06:39 > 4:06:41'I knew who my mother was.'
4:06:41 > 4:06:43Aah! Goose bumps! Ah!
4:06:43 > 4:06:46I for one cannot wait for the next episode of Tracey...
4:06:46 > 4:06:49Hetty Feather! Hetty Feather. Sorry.
4:06:49 > 4:06:51Thumbs up from me, Rhys. Great vlogging.
4:06:51 > 4:06:55But wait! I sense a few furry animals waiting to have their say
4:06:55 > 4:06:58on their favourite CBBC shows. I do like this bit.
4:06:58 > 4:07:01- It's time for... - What you thinking, pet?
4:07:01 > 4:07:06And now, Sabina the cat lies very, very still.
4:07:06 > 4:07:08With spotty camouflage like this,
4:07:08 > 4:07:13even Steve Backshall would be hard-pressed to spot her.
4:07:13 > 4:07:16I absolutely adore Hank Zipzer's sister Emily.
4:07:16 > 4:07:19Why is this show called Hank Zipzer?
4:07:19 > 4:07:20It ought to be called Emily
4:07:20 > 4:07:25and be on CBBC all day, every day.
4:07:25 > 4:07:27I'd like that.
4:07:27 > 4:07:30Oh, no! Horrible Histories is on CBBC!
4:07:30 > 4:07:32I've never actually watched it,
4:07:32 > 4:07:35but I assume it has horrible things in it, like empty food bowls,
4:07:35 > 4:07:38people not giving their dogs a chew toy,
4:07:38 > 4:07:42and long-haired beauties like me having vile, clean baths!
4:07:42 > 4:07:45I'm sickened by it!
4:07:45 > 4:07:48Pop Slam's Amberley Lobo isn't the only one who can get shouty.
4:07:48 > 4:07:50Listen to this. Meow!
4:07:50 > 4:07:52Did you like that, Megan? Did you?
4:07:52 > 4:07:54Do you want me to do it again?
4:07:54 > 4:07:56Ready? Meow!
4:07:56 > 4:08:00Woohoo! I've nailed this shouting presenter thing, haven't I?
4:08:00 > 4:08:01If you've got a fluffy little pal
4:08:01 > 4:08:03and need help tuning in to their brainwaves,
4:08:03 > 4:08:06record them watching 20 seconds of CBBC
4:08:06 > 4:08:07and upload it to the Whoops webpage.
4:08:07 > 4:08:09We can tell you what they were thinking...
4:08:09 > 4:08:12kind of. It's mostly just interpretation.
4:08:12 > 4:08:14What you thinking, pet?
4:08:14 > 4:08:17Now, what's CBBC Best Bits spelled backwards?
4:08:17 > 4:08:21Who cares?! Let's just watch some telly gold from the past week.
4:08:21 > 4:08:23Pass the popcorn, Mum. I'm ravenous.
4:08:25 > 4:08:26What's in the bag?
4:08:26 > 4:08:30Oh, this? It's just a little art project I've been working on.
4:08:30 > 4:08:32- Can I see it? - It's just a bit of daubing.
4:08:32 > 4:08:35- I bet it's brilliant.- You think? - Yeah, of course.
4:08:35 > 4:08:37You've done it. What's it of?
4:08:41 > 4:08:43It's you, Matt!
4:08:43 > 4:08:46It's a lovely picture of you...
4:08:46 > 4:08:50Now I can stare at you whenever I want.
4:08:50 > 4:08:54Aaaaaaaargh!
4:08:56 > 4:08:59Ed and Isabel are meeting all their wedding guests,
4:08:59 > 4:09:02who are gathering to surprise the family
4:09:02 > 4:09:03at the bottom of the tower.
4:09:03 > 4:09:05Including Thierry's mum,
4:09:05 > 4:09:09who's travelled a whopping 4,500 miles to be here today.
4:09:09 > 4:09:12She hasn't seen her son for over two years.
4:09:12 > 4:09:14This is going to be one big surprise.
4:09:14 > 4:09:16CHEERING
4:09:16 > 4:09:18It's tears of joy from Mum
4:09:18 > 4:09:20when she sees all her friends and family
4:09:20 > 4:09:22have made the trip out for her big day.
4:09:26 > 4:09:30And Dad's overjoyed to see his mum after so long.
4:09:35 > 4:09:38Are you new to Westbrook? You can walk in with us if you like.
4:09:38 > 4:09:40Thanks. I'd like that.
4:09:41 > 4:09:42- Oh, my...!- Hank!
4:09:42 > 4:09:46Have you totally lost it? What ARE you doing?
4:09:46 > 4:09:49I'm going to find out who tagged that wall and get my life back.
4:09:49 > 4:09:52- He is a good-looking girl.- Thanks. What do you think of the voice?
4:09:52 > 4:09:55Too much? I could go a little higher, or a little lower.
4:09:55 > 4:09:57This is your maddest idea ever.
4:09:57 > 4:09:59Don't listen to her. You go, girl.
4:10:01 > 4:10:04I was thinking of calling it off between you and I, Sue.
4:10:04 > 4:10:06I'm going to try and find a new love.
4:10:06 > 4:10:08You'll never find anyone with a surname
4:10:08 > 4:10:10that rhymes with "permanent marker"!
4:10:10 > 4:10:13Wow, look! It's TV's Carol Kirkwood! You all right, Carol?
4:10:13 > 4:10:16- You all right, cocker? - Yeah! Hi, Hacks!
4:10:16 > 4:10:19Maybe, Carol, you could be my new love.
4:10:19 > 4:10:22I'll try the song. Ahem.
4:10:22 > 4:10:25# Carol Kirkwood, Carol Kirkwood
4:10:25 > 4:10:27# Better than a smirkety-smirk... #
4:10:27 > 4:10:30Oh, Carol! It's just not going to work.
4:10:30 > 4:10:32# Novak Djokovic, Novak Djokovic
4:10:32 > 4:10:34# Is better than Islokovic Hokovic... #
4:10:34 > 4:10:37No, it's not going to work.
4:10:37 > 4:10:40# Random man, random man
4:10:40 > 4:10:42# I bet your name's summat like Dan... #
4:10:42 > 4:10:46You're so wise, Sue, like a wise old owl.
4:10:46 > 4:10:48And we're done.
4:10:48 > 4:10:50But fear ye not, for we'll be back next weekend
4:10:50 > 4:10:54and you can catch up on all things CBBC on the Kids iPlayer.
4:10:54 > 4:10:57Right, decision time. Walk or bus? Walk or...?
4:10:57 > 4:11:00I guess it's walk. I'm walking.