3:54:01 > 3:54:03Boys and girls, cats and dogs,
3:54:03 > 3:54:05CBBC-ers of all ages - congratulations!
3:54:05 > 3:54:10You've struck telly gold! It's time for Whoops I Missed the Bus, baby!
3:54:10 > 3:54:12I definitely know her from somewhere.
3:54:12 > 3:54:14# Is it too late to say I'm sorry now... #
3:54:15 > 3:54:18I don't know anything about this.
3:54:18 > 3:54:19SHE PLAYS AIR GUITAR
3:54:19 > 3:54:23And you guys know a lot about CBBC.
3:54:23 > 3:54:26She's really hilarious and funny, and she always solves the problem.
3:54:26 > 3:54:29But before we take a quick whizz through CBBC Town,
3:54:29 > 3:54:31let me introduce you to the conductors.
3:54:31 > 3:54:35- It's our resident vloggers, Laura and Myles.- Tickets, please.
3:54:35 > 3:54:39All aboard. I'm a bus conductor now. I don't... What?
3:54:44 > 3:54:47Now, let's check on the goddess of the...vlogess?
3:54:47 > 3:54:51She's the queen of the screen - that one works - it's Laura!
3:54:51 > 3:54:52It's probably one of the only shows
3:54:52 > 3:54:54you'll see a rat dressed as a caveman.
3:54:54 > 3:54:55Yes, it's true.
3:54:55 > 3:54:56Or in a toga.
3:54:56 > 3:54:59It's funny when other people fall over or get bonked on the head.
3:54:59 > 3:55:03While I could keep talking about Rattus Rattus's outfit collection,
3:55:03 > 3:55:05but let's talk about Horrible Histories.
3:55:05 > 3:55:07This week was a Staggering Storytellers special
3:55:07 > 3:55:09about how people used to tell stories through the ages.
3:55:09 > 3:55:12I guess they told stories cos they didn't have social media
3:55:12 > 3:55:14to update everyone on what they were doing.
3:55:14 > 3:55:17"Once upon a time, Laura made some beans on toast for her dinner.
3:55:17 > 3:55:20"She took a photo of it on her phone to show everyone.
3:55:20 > 3:55:23"She wanted lots of people to like her dinner and give it a thumbs up."
3:55:23 > 3:55:27It's true! People used to tell stories using pictures.
3:55:27 > 3:55:30Mm, pictures, eh? I think I'd be pretty good at this.
3:55:30 > 3:55:32Now, I've made it pretty simple so you can guess it.
3:55:32 > 3:55:35It's an action story about a heroine named Laura who flies to space
3:55:35 > 3:55:39to discover a team of aliens. With her superpowers she... What?
3:55:39 > 3:55:42That wasn't clear from my pictures? Hello! Fine.
3:55:42 > 3:55:45Maybe I need some tips. Horrible Histories, what have you got?
3:55:45 > 3:55:48When I'm struggling to think of something to write,
3:55:48 > 3:55:52- I climb a mulberry tree. Naked. - No, I'm not doing that.
3:55:52 > 3:55:55I'm very serious writer George Eliot.
3:55:55 > 3:55:59My advice for women writers in Victorian times is,
3:55:59 > 3:56:03if you want to be taken seriously, pretend to be a man.
3:56:03 > 3:56:05George! You coming to the boxing?
3:56:05 > 3:56:08- GRUFFLY:- I wouldn't miss it for the world, mate.
3:56:08 > 3:56:10- GRUFFLY:- I'm not sure this is working.
3:56:10 > 3:56:13One thing the show did teach me was when printing was first invented
3:56:13 > 3:56:16the choice of books was a bit limited. Just a bit.
3:56:16 > 3:56:19Right. I'm afraid I don't have that one.
3:56:19 > 3:56:21But I do have this - The History Of Troy.
3:56:21 > 3:56:24Is it worth you checking your stockroom?
3:56:24 > 3:56:27No, it's not, because at the moment this is the only book
3:56:27 > 3:56:29printed in English in the whole world.
3:56:29 > 3:56:31Nowadays we have so much choice.
3:56:31 > 3:56:32I wonder if in the olden days
3:56:32 > 3:56:35they read books really slowly to drag them out longer?
3:56:35 > 3:56:37I must make this last until next year,
3:56:37 > 3:56:39before another book is printed.
3:56:39 > 3:56:42Horrible Histories: Staggering Storytellers has encouraged me
3:56:42 > 3:56:44to start writing my own stories.
3:56:44 > 3:56:47Now, let's try and read this picture story again.
3:56:47 > 3:56:50It's the end of the vlog. End of the vlog. How is that not obvious?
3:56:50 > 3:56:54Bravo! Some historic vlogging there, Laura.
3:56:54 > 3:56:57But wait, we have some more vloggers out to make history.
3:56:57 > 3:56:5915 Second Fans, do your thing.
3:56:59 > 3:57:04My favourite show on CBBC is Dennis The Menace And Gnasher,
3:57:04 > 3:57:08and I like it because they're really naughty, like I am,
3:57:08 > 3:57:14and they love pranks and mischief like I do.
3:57:14 > 3:57:17My favourite show is Diddy TV, because it's so funny
3:57:17 > 3:57:20and they've got tiny weenie bodies and a really big head.
3:57:20 > 3:57:22I especially like the one
3:57:22 > 3:57:27where they eat loads of different disgusting foods.
3:57:27 > 3:57:29That's why I like Diddy TV.
3:57:30 > 3:57:35My 15 Second Fan has definitely got to be Millie from Milly Inbetween,
3:57:35 > 3:57:37because I think all the actors are really, really good.
3:57:37 > 3:57:39But she's really hilarious and funny,
3:57:39 > 3:57:41and she always solves the problem
3:57:41 > 3:57:43and she's always there for her family.
3:57:44 > 3:57:48My favourite show is The Next Step,
3:57:48 > 3:57:51because of all the lovely dances and everything.
3:57:51 > 3:57:55My favourite is Giselle, because she is such a wonderful dancer
3:57:55 > 3:57:57and she adds a lot of tricks to her dance.
3:57:57 > 3:58:0115 Second Fans? More like 15 Second Legends! That was brilliant!
3:58:01 > 3:58:03And if it's inspired you to get vlogging, why not give it a go?
3:58:03 > 3:58:05Just upload your short vid to the Whoops web page
3:58:05 > 3:58:09and you could end up on CBBC just like that lot. Get in!
3:58:09 > 3:58:12I suggest you position your entire body towards the tellybox,
3:58:12 > 3:58:15and that includes you, madam! You're not going to want to miss this.
3:58:15 > 3:58:187,4,1, go! APPLAUSE
3:58:20 > 3:58:22- Hello, and welcome to Diddy Chat.- Yes.
3:58:22 > 3:58:25It's the chat show where we like to chat to
3:58:25 > 3:58:27tomorrow's biggest stars today.
3:58:27 > 3:58:31And today's big star is Lauren Layfield
3:58:31 > 3:58:34from The Dengineers and CBBC HQ.
3:58:34 > 3:58:37- Welcome, Lauren.- Hiya. - You're very welcome.
3:58:37 > 3:58:39Thank you for having me. What a pleasure.
3:58:39 > 3:58:42So, Lauren, how did you get into this showbusiness?
3:58:42 > 3:58:44Into the world of showbusiness.
3:58:44 > 3:58:49- I used to be a very serious newsreader.- Did you get fired?
3:58:49 > 3:58:52- I didn't get fired, no. - Why did you leave?
3:58:52 > 3:58:55I did try and leave on my own accord, but I...
3:58:55 > 3:59:00I think possibly that my voice wasn't newsreader-y enough.
3:59:00 > 3:59:02- It sounds very squeaky at the moment.- Right.
3:59:02 > 3:59:06Lauren, our producer's told us that you're half Guyanese.
3:59:06 > 3:59:11- Is that correct?- That is correct. - Where is this Guyaneseiana-na?
3:59:11 > 3:59:14- Guyana.- Guyana.- It's Guyana. It's in South America.
3:59:14 > 3:59:15Where's South America?
3:59:15 > 3:59:19- It's sort of like down from America.- Where's America?
3:59:19 > 3:59:24America's, like, up a little bit, and it's sort of to the left.
3:59:24 > 3:59:26If you look at it on the map, it would be to the left of it.
3:59:26 > 3:59:28- Ah. Turn left, second on your right?- Exactly.
3:59:28 > 3:59:31Go down for a bit, past the shop, you can't miss it.
3:59:31 > 3:59:36- So, Lauren Layfield.- Yeah.- We've heard you're an expert at pong-ping.
3:59:36 > 3:59:39- Our producer told us. - Yes, ping-pong.- And ping-pong.
3:59:39 > 3:59:40And ping-ping and pong-pong.
3:59:40 > 3:59:43How many years have you been ponging a ping-ping pong?
3:59:43 > 3:59:46I haven't done it for a little while, but I did do it for 14 years,
3:59:46 > 3:59:48which basically makes me an expert.
3:59:48 > 3:59:5014 years of ping-pong?
3:59:50 > 3:59:52- Like, constantly.- What was wrong with you?- Can we see it?
3:59:52 > 3:59:57- We've got a bat and ball for you. - Yeah, yeah. Bring it in.
3:59:57 > 3:59:58Right, lads. Bring on the bat
3:59:58 > 4:00:00and the ping-pong-pang-pang-ping-ping-pang-
4:00:00 > 4:00:03pong-ping-ping-pang-pong-pang-pong- ping-ping ball.
4:00:03 > 4:00:05- Boosh! - SHE GRUNTS
4:00:05 > 4:00:06Oh. Yes! Oh!
4:00:09 > 4:00:12- Oh!- You should be in the Olympics.
4:00:12 > 4:00:15- Very good, isn't she?- Told you. 14 years didn't go to waste.
4:00:15 > 4:00:18You're a lady of many talents, cos our producer has also told us
4:00:18 > 4:00:20you love doing karaoke.
4:00:20 > 4:00:22Sing us a bit of your best hit.
4:00:22 > 4:00:24Erm, ahem.
4:00:24 > 4:00:26# Is it too late to say I'm sorry now
4:00:26 > 4:00:28# Oh Bamma-damma noo
4:00:28 > 4:00:30- # Sorry, yeah... # - She doesn't know the words.
4:00:30 > 4:00:33- She doesn't know the words.- Great. - What's your favourite football team?
4:00:33 > 4:00:36My favourite football team is Manchester City. Whoo!
4:00:36 > 4:00:39- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Lads, lads, lads.
4:00:39 > 4:00:42- Why?- Just cos they're really good.
4:00:42 > 4:00:44I heard it's just cos you like the colour blue.
4:00:44 > 4:00:46I do like colour gl-...blue. I do like the colour blue.
4:00:46 > 4:00:49She said glue blue. Did she say glue blue?
4:00:49 > 4:00:52I like the colour blue, but also I like them
4:00:52 > 4:00:55because they're quite good and you don't want to support a rubbish one.
4:00:55 > 4:00:57Well, it's been delightful having you on the sofa.
4:00:57 > 4:00:59You're not coming back.
4:00:59 > 4:01:03But before you go, we would like you to build your very own den.
4:01:03 > 4:01:06- OK, good. I'm an expert. Hit me.- Right.
4:01:06 > 4:01:07Build something out of this lot.
4:01:07 > 4:01:10Right. Yep.
4:01:10 > 4:01:11Well, we've got to go now
4:01:11 > 4:01:13cos the ice cream van's just pulled up outside.
4:01:13 > 4:01:17Mine's an orange lolly. Thank you very much to Lauren Layfield
4:01:17 > 4:01:18from The Dengineers and CBBC HQ.
4:01:18 > 4:01:22We'll be back next time with another big star here on Diddy Chat.
4:01:22 > 4:01:24APPLAUSE
4:01:28 > 4:01:32On Blue Peter they were chatting all things books and authors
4:01:32 > 4:01:35because this was all about awesome authors.
4:01:35 > 4:01:38So to get you in the mood, I thought I'd give you a bit of a flavour
4:01:38 > 4:01:41of the lovely lively literature, the perfect poetic publications,
4:01:41 > 4:01:44and the fantastically funny fiction fables.
4:01:44 > 4:01:46- That was really good. - Very, very good alliteration.
4:01:46 > 4:01:49Radzi has been reading his book. All that alliteration.
4:01:49 > 4:01:51You can tell, cos it really inspires you
4:01:51 > 4:01:52and gives you a lot more words to be using.
4:01:52 > 4:01:54I read a book that inspired me like that.
4:01:54 > 4:01:56It was brilliant. It was a thesaurus.
4:01:56 > 4:01:59No, it wasn't really that good. There was too many characters.
4:01:59 > 4:02:01Sort of got boring after a while.
4:02:01 > 4:02:03Not boring. It was, erm... What's another word for boring?
4:02:03 > 4:02:05Then Radzi went behind the scenes
4:02:05 > 4:02:07of the play version of Gansta Granny,
4:02:07 > 4:02:09based on a book by David Walliams.
4:02:09 > 4:02:12Oh, maybe he's an authom-... Awesome... Awesome auth-... Awe...
4:02:12 > 4:02:14I can't say it. Maybe I need to read more books.
4:02:14 > 4:02:16And Radzi got involved with all the work behind the scenes
4:02:16 > 4:02:18that goes into making the show what it is.
4:02:18 > 4:02:21'I need to rehearse my very own part in the show.
4:02:21 > 4:02:23'But before that I need to get to grips with my other job
4:02:23 > 4:02:25'as a stage hand.'
4:02:25 > 4:02:28- Radzi, there's three props I need you to look after for me.- Perfect.
4:02:28 > 4:02:31One of them is this giant spoon here which I need you to hand to Granny.
4:02:31 > 4:02:35"Radzi's here. What do we get Radzi to do?" "I don't know.
4:02:35 > 4:02:38"I don't know, give him... Get him to hold the giant spoon."
4:02:38 > 4:02:40I mean, Radzi's a great guy, he'll do anything.
4:02:40 > 4:02:43- Radzi, can you do some star jumps to help out, please?- OK.
4:02:46 > 4:02:48Oh, wow. He did it. Give him another Blue Peter badge for that.
4:02:48 > 4:02:50They had Toby on the show too.
4:02:50 > 4:02:52He's been writing letters to lots of countries.
4:02:52 > 4:02:53Which is amazing. I love that.
4:02:53 > 4:02:55And he's been collecting the letters
4:02:55 > 4:02:57and he's been putting them into a book.
4:02:57 > 4:03:00- And of course you got a very special response from Blue Peter.- Yes. Yes.
4:03:00 > 4:03:03- Yes, didn't you? Is that one of your favourite responses?- Yes.
4:03:03 > 4:03:06I mean, it's their show, so it's good he said that.
4:03:06 > 4:03:07Because of Toby's achievement
4:03:07 > 4:03:10he got given a gold badge, which are very rare.
4:03:10 > 4:03:11- Oh, my goodness!- Can we please
4:03:11 > 4:03:13have a massive round of applause for Toby?
4:03:13 > 4:03:15CHEERING
4:03:15 > 4:03:18No amount of star jumps will get you that.
4:03:18 > 4:03:22- Especially if you're just sitting down.- Toby, well done.
4:03:22 > 4:03:23Honestly, you've inspired Radzi and I,
4:03:23 > 4:03:26and I'm sure you've inspired everyone watching.
4:03:26 > 4:03:27- You're incredible.- Definitely.
4:03:27 > 4:03:29I love that idea of sort of connecting
4:03:29 > 4:03:31with all these different people around the world
4:03:31 > 4:03:32you wouldn't know about.
4:03:32 > 4:03:33I might do the same.
4:03:33 > 4:03:37"Dear Radzi, I've been inspired to write you this letter.
4:03:37 > 4:03:41"I'm asking if you can come round to do my washing up tonight."
4:03:41 > 4:03:43And back onto the path of books,
4:03:43 > 4:03:45Barney is teaching us how to make a 3-D bookmark.
4:03:45 > 4:03:47Thank you, Barney. I've always wanted that.
4:03:47 > 4:03:51Put them all into the bowl. You want to add the water gradually.
4:03:53 > 4:03:56Might just actually just sort of fold the pages over as a bookmark.
4:04:01 > 4:04:03# I thought my life was weird
4:04:03 > 4:04:05# And then it appeared
4:04:05 > 4:04:06# On CBBC It's a real must-see
4:04:06 > 4:04:09# The strangest show around You will ever, ever see
4:04:09 > 4:04:11# And if you don't believe me Watch it with your tea
4:04:11 > 4:04:13# It's called Odd Squad. #
4:04:13 > 4:04:16OK, I'm just as freaked out about my rapping skills as you are,
4:04:16 > 4:04:20so, erm, promise me we'll never speak of this again.
4:04:20 > 4:04:21Who do we work for?
4:04:21 > 4:04:23We work for Odd Squad.
4:04:23 > 4:04:24So, if you're fan
4:04:24 > 4:04:27of all things oddly, greatly, crazily, promisingly,
4:04:27 > 4:04:28truly, amazingly, extremely
4:04:28 > 4:04:31and all the other words ending in -ly,
4:04:31 > 4:04:35then Odd Squad is definite-ly the show for you.
4:04:35 > 4:04:38A villain has been dropping giant nuts all over town.
4:04:38 > 4:04:41Take a look.
4:04:41 > 4:04:47They've hit the library, the baseball fields, the town square.
4:04:47 > 4:04:50- I need you to find out how and why this is happening.- Solved it!
4:04:50 > 4:04:53I mean, kids are in charge of saving the world.
4:04:53 > 4:04:55How is this not the best show ever?
4:04:55 > 4:04:57Listen, every time I honk my horn, this happens...
4:04:57 > 4:04:59QUACKING Whoa!
4:04:59 > 4:05:00Whoa, indeed.
4:05:00 > 4:05:04Ah-ha. I think we've found the problem, sir.
4:05:04 > 4:05:08And I thought I was bad for leaving things in strange places.
4:05:08 > 4:05:11Ah! There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere.
4:05:11 > 4:05:13Speaking of strange places,
4:05:13 > 4:05:17here's a man in a park with a very peculiar problem.
4:05:17 > 4:05:20Everybody can see what I'm thinking, which is OK sometimes
4:05:20 > 4:05:22but sometimes it's not.
4:05:22 > 4:05:23Come again?
4:05:25 > 4:05:27It that a bear dressed as a ballerina
4:05:27 > 4:05:29riding a shark in outer space?
4:05:29 > 4:05:32I'm allowed to think whatever I want to think.
4:05:32 > 4:05:34How incredibly awkward would it be
4:05:34 > 4:05:37if people could actually see what you're thinking?
4:05:37 > 4:05:39SHE PLAYS AIR GUITAR
4:05:39 > 4:05:42OK, so maybe that was more like your worst nightmare.
4:05:42 > 4:05:44I don't think I'm ready for this!
4:05:44 > 4:05:48I think you've found your catchphrase.
4:05:48 > 4:05:51I did try and warn you it was greatly, bizarrely, wildly,
4:05:51 > 4:05:55all things -ly, crazily, awesomely, extremely just odd.
4:05:55 > 4:05:58And, hey, I say if you can't beat them, you may as well join them.
4:05:58 > 4:06:00Let's all be odd together. Team odd!
4:06:00 > 4:06:04Bit odd, but tremendous, Tee Cee. Thanks very much.
4:06:04 > 4:06:07Now, let's move from humans to hamsters and from people to pets.
4:06:07 > 4:06:09It's time for...
4:06:11 > 4:06:16I literally can't get closer to this TV! I love you, Barney Harwood.
4:06:16 > 4:06:19I love you so much!
4:06:19 > 4:06:22Watching Marrying Mum And Dad whilst being stroked -
4:06:22 > 4:06:25it doesn't get better than this! Wait. What's going on? Ella?
4:06:25 > 4:06:29Oh, she's gone. I wonder if I'll ever get married.
4:06:29 > 4:06:33Nah, I'll just watch CBBC and wait for my masseuse to return.
4:06:33 > 4:06:36Judith. Can I go on the couch, please?
4:06:36 > 4:06:39This wooden chair is too uncomfortable
4:06:39 > 4:06:43for my little hamster toes. How do I get down? Judith!
4:06:43 > 4:06:49Alvin's stuck and wants to watch CBBC on the couch! Now!
4:06:49 > 4:06:53Kasey, Mum said it's my turn to choose the programme now.
4:06:53 > 4:06:57What are you watching anyway? Oh, it's Naomi. I love Naomi!
4:06:57 > 4:07:01You will always have my full attention, Queen Wilkinson.
4:07:01 > 4:07:03I could watch you for days.
4:07:03 > 4:07:05If you want to jump inside your pet's noodle
4:07:05 > 4:07:09and figure out what on earth is going on in there, then we can help.
4:07:09 > 4:07:11Just record them watching 20 seconds of CBBC
4:07:11 > 4:07:13and upload it to the Whoops web page.
4:07:13 > 4:07:15It's ever so funny!
4:07:15 > 4:07:17What Are You Thinking, Pet?
4:07:17 > 4:07:19Now, if you've had a proper busy week
4:07:19 > 4:07:23and missed some of your favourite CBBC telly, you can stop worrying.
4:07:23 > 4:07:27Get comfy. It's time for CBBC's best bits.
4:07:28 > 4:07:32Have a look at your teeth please, mister. Lovely, lovely teeth.
4:07:32 > 4:07:36He's in tip-top shape too, but he's missing a name.
4:07:36 > 4:07:39I am going to name you X-ray.
4:07:39 > 4:07:43This woman is Hetty Feather's mother.
4:07:44 > 4:07:46Hetty?
4:07:48 > 4:07:50Dismiss this sinful woman.
4:07:50 > 4:07:52No, please.
4:07:52 > 4:07:55I know I've done wrong but I'm of good character.
4:07:55 > 4:07:58Hetty's all I've got.
4:07:59 > 4:08:01Assume your authority, Mr Cranbourne.
4:08:01 > 4:08:05At least mine looks good. Yours looks like it's about to fall apart.
4:08:05 > 4:08:09- Oh, yeah? A tank could run over this.- Prove it.- I will.
4:08:09 > 4:08:13- Are you sure that's a good idea? - No, but it's McKelty.
4:08:19 > 4:08:21See? Ah!
4:08:22 > 4:08:23- AARGH! - SHE GASPS
4:08:25 > 4:08:28DANCE MUSIC
4:08:28 > 4:08:30Whoo!
4:08:37 > 4:08:39THEY CHEER
4:08:39 > 4:08:42- Tell me what's your favourite book? - I like books.
4:08:42 > 4:08:44Books, books, books. Books are made from chicken.
4:08:44 > 4:08:48- Chicken, chicken, chicken. Bok-bok. - That doesn't make any sense.
4:08:48 > 4:08:51OK, tell me this - what is your favourite word?
4:08:51 > 4:08:56- Pancake. Pancake is one word, despite what you think.- OK, right.
4:08:56 > 4:08:58OK, we are done. Doesn't time fly when you're having a LOL?
4:08:58 > 4:09:00Don't forget we'll be back next weekend
4:09:00 > 4:09:03and that you can catch up on all things CBBC
4:09:03 > 4:09:05over on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:09:05 > 4:09:08Now, is that a bus? Yep, no. Off he goes. Ha-ha-ha! What a joker!