Episode 15

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Crank up the sound and bright up the brightness!

0:00:06 > 0:00:07It's Whoops I Missed The Bus time

0:00:07 > 0:00:11and you're not going to want to miss it cos we're back, baby!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Haha! Rhys has got all The Next Step goss.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17I'm not ready for a vlog that big. I need more training!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19So Awkward has got some...awkwards.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25And some of you are on the actual telly! I know, right?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Ga-Ga-Got What It Takes now... #

0:00:27 > 0:00:31But first of all, cast your gaze upon the stars of the vlogosphere

0:00:31 > 0:00:35and our explorers into the CBBC unknown - it's Laura and Myles.

0:00:35 > 0:00:40It's one small step for Laura, one giant leap for CBBC.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Noooo!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Some say he actually lives inside a camera

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and his teddy runs the whole show.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Master Myles of LOLdon, what have you got for us this week?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Now, I'm a fan of pranks as much as the next person...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Who's the next person?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01There's no-one there.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03But let's check out these pranks and see how I, Myles,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05a prank expert, ranks them.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Big laughs - don't try that at home.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18No-one ever try laughing at home any more. They put that at the start.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21They don't want you to laugh just as much as they don't want you

0:01:21 > 0:01:24to do big explosions, but, anyway, let's keep watching,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26it should be a laugh.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Not that I'm going to try that here at home.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31We've got loads of experience of pranking.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35One time, we ambushed my dad with water balloons.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Now, we're ready to take our pranks to a whole new level.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Let's go to that next level straight away. What's the next level?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43We really want to shock members of the public

0:01:43 > 0:01:45when an organutan on the loose

0:01:45 > 0:01:46comes crashing through a picture.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48THEY SCREAM

0:01:48 > 0:01:51From water balloons to orangutans,

0:01:51 > 0:01:54that lesson isn't even a floor above water balloon level.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56That's a completely different building, but anyway,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58they move up from water balloons and they get an orangutan involved.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Not a real one... Maybe a real one. You have to watch.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03But that's what Rank The Prank is all about -

0:02:03 > 0:02:05it's going bigger and better and butter

0:02:05 > 0:02:07and moving up from the prank before

0:02:07 > 0:02:11and what's bigger and better than an orangutan?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12A gorilla?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well done! No, really, well done.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17SHE SCREAMS

0:02:17 > 0:02:19It's a gorilla. Very nice!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Now, I think a prank is a very delicate thing.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25"Why did you do that, Myles?" "Oh, it was just a prank."

0:02:25 > 0:02:28"The bear's hurt, Myles!" I'm very sorry, actually.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29It's very easy for a prank to turn

0:02:29 > 0:02:31into just laughing at someone else, I think.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33HE LAUGHS

0:02:33 > 0:02:37The bear would be laughing. He's not just frozen, petrified in silence.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39But Rank The Prank has fun with the pranks

0:02:39 > 0:02:41and the person getting pranked always end up

0:02:41 > 0:02:43having a laugh together, they're all just a couple of friends

0:02:43 > 0:02:46enjoying an orangutan and a laugh.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48And although I'm not a prank master myself yet -

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'm a prank expert and I evolve into a prank master -

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I am a fine TV watcher.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I can just sit there for hours and so I can rank Rank The Prank

0:02:55 > 0:02:57as, oh, yeah, pretty good.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I definitely rank that ten out of ten.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02But, wait, you have competition from a group

0:03:02 > 0:03:05of all-watching, all vlogging 15 Second Fans.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Yes!

0:03:06 > 0:03:11I love The Next Step. It is amazing!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I also love Ga-Ga-Got What It Takes now.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well done!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Hi, I'm Flora and I really enjoy Lost Found Music Studios

0:03:19 > 0:03:23cos it's full of drama and singing and songs and everything.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27My favourite characters are Maggie, Luke and Jude.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Nice one!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32My favourite show is The Dumping Ground and it's really funny

0:03:32 > 0:03:37because I like Floss when she bosses people around.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41"Well, get it yourself!" Eurgh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Cracking! My fave show on CBBC is The Next Step.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49My favourite characters are Michelle, Eldon, Riley and James

0:03:49 > 0:03:51because they have such amazing technique,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54amazingest dances and they're an amazing couple.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I wish I could be like them one day.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You guys have officially mastered the art of vlogging.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00And if that's inspired you at home,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03then why not go in search of the family camera and upload

0:04:03 > 0:04:06your 15-second minivlog about your favourite CBBC shows to the

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Whoops web page? It's easy, like.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11So, you know how I never make any mistakes or mess up my lines?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, it turns out that's quite rare. Just take a look at this lot.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It's ever So Awkward.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Well, it's up to you now.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I can't! Such bad acting, I'm sorry!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30OK, reset, thank you.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36LAUGHTER

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ohhhh!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I suppose Mother and I just like to run things efficiently.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46People don't want efficient parties and... Hrnnngh!

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Action.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53So...

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Get it into your heads, OK? Ollie is not my boyfriend and I wasn't dumped.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05It's a shame.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Thanks. Now scoot!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Shall we do that again? HE LAUGHS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Again. Keep rolling.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Still rolling.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And we've cut.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41Are you OK? Do you want a hug? What am I saying?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Of course you need a hug! Ow!

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Ow! What was that for?

0:05:47 > 0:05:52I'm here for you. And your hair looks really good.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, look at your... SHE LAUGHS

0:05:54 > 0:05:58What are you going? I'm not doing anything.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00No going all scary and...

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I'm not scary and I don't go...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09SHE HICCUPS

0:06:09 > 0:06:10LAUGHTER

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Thank you.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26The Great Fire of London - it was bright and colourful.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29The Great Fire of London - no need for central heating?

0:06:29 > 0:06:33The Great Fire of London - keeping firemen in work since 1666.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35All right, thanks, Horrible Histories, for this.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38How am I supposed to make the Great Fire of London funny and who

0:06:38 > 0:06:39decided they're going to make

0:06:39 > 0:06:42a comedy show about something that burned down 13,200 houses?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Today, I'm covering a small fire in Pudding Lane, East London.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Excuse me, HHTV News. Where are you all going?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54But the good news is the Mayor of London took it very seriously

0:06:54 > 0:06:55at the time.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE SNORES

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I mean, a mayor does need his beauty sleep and I doubt the fire was that big.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03After four days, the fire is finally out,

0:07:03 > 0:07:08but not before destroying 80% of the city. OK, that's quite a lot.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10But enough about fire and destruction.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Let's get on to the really important stuff in today's blog - hair!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15How does everyone get their hair so big?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16HE SIGHS

0:07:16 > 0:07:18It's four in the morning!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Are they using hairspray? Did they even have hairspray in those days?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Well, hopefully not with all that fire knocking about.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Horrible Histories, I'm challenging you to a big hair competition.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Contestant one - the Duke of York. Contestant two - Rattus Rattus.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35And contestant three - Laura. And the winner is...

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Me, clearly!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'm a deserving winner here because I totally think these men and,

0:07:39 > 0:07:43well, Rattus Rattus are wearing wigs. Your Highness, your wig is smoking.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, thank you very much! I'm rather partial to it myself.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE SNIFFS Oh...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I knew it! Anyway, that's enough about hair - back to history.

0:07:52 > 0:08:02Who was the culprit who started the fire? Hmm! Time to investigate. Hmm!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hmm! OK, I'm not actually doing anything here,

0:08:04 > 0:08:07but doesn't it appear like I'm investigating something. Ah!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I have found out the fire was actually started by

0:08:10 > 0:08:11a Polish kitchen.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16It was because of that Polish chicken what laid an egg with a cross on it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Excuse me? Yes, a Polish chicken, that's right! What, what?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23The fire actually began in a bakery on Pudding Lane.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Can you imagine that? Baking gone so wrong, it burns down a whole city.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28To be fair, it's not difficult to overbake.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29I've got a cake in the oven right now.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33You've just to keep track of time, make sure it doesn't burn and if you smell smoke...

0:08:33 > 0:08:39Then... It's time to end the vlog and run! Aaargh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:40BELL RINGS

0:08:43 > 0:08:48Welcome back, Rhys. I trust you are well rested from your time off.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I sure am, Intimidating Man Voice,

0:08:49 > 0:08:53and I'm totally ready for my next assignment. Glad to hear it.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Your next mission is to vlog about the new series of The Next Step.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01What? The Next Step? That show's a CBBC phenomenon.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'm not ready for a vlog that big. I need more training!

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Rhys, you no longer need your training. You are ready. Now, go!

0:09:08 > 0:09:13OK, I'll do it. Finally, our favourite dance troupe is back!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15What's next for these guys?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm in a band now and that's my future. What?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, whoa, OK, that's to be expected.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23These days, he's mostly chilling with the Lost and Found crew.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I've decided to move to Los Angeles to fulfil my dream of

0:09:25 > 0:09:29becoming an actor. Another one? You know, it's cool.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32These things happen in a new series. I'm ready for new challenges.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34But she was the captain!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Is there anyone else leaving that I should know about?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I won't be coming back.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Is Eldon leaving, too?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43The truth is...

0:09:45 > 0:09:49..my heart just isn't in it for the long haul.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, Laura's going to be MAD!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54PHONE RINGS

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hello? Rhys? No, I can't believe this, no.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04No, Eldon wouldn't just leave. Can he just leave? Laura... Laura, Lau...

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Best let her get it out.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well, with all these exits,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Miss Kate better get on to finding some new members.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16So, meet...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20And they're all fitting in nicely,

0:10:20 > 0:10:24especially Sloane who does a great job of boosting Michelle's self-confidence.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26So, you went all the way to internationals and you

0:10:26 > 0:10:32didn't even get to dance? Rude. That was just rude.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Also, it seems that reformed villain Amanda

0:10:34 > 0:10:37has lost her spot on A-Troupe because she ditched the auditions to

0:10:37 > 0:10:40try out for a professional dance tour, meaning that she has to join...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43B-Troupe?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46"Not B-Troupe!"

0:10:46 > 0:10:50But there's hope for Amanda because Miss Kate is leaving to go judge a

0:10:50 > 0:10:52reality TV show, therefore she needs a replacement,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54being none other than Riley.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Seriously, who is staying in this show?

0:10:56 > 0:11:03So with the new studio head, that means someone needs to fill her spot...And guess who snatches it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Amanda! Hi, guys. Whoo, icy!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10And the drama just keeps coming as news spread about

0:11:10 > 0:11:13a trio being picked to represent The Next Step at regionals,

0:11:13 > 0:11:16which can only mean one thing - dance-off!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20And it's pretty clear to everyone who the winning team is.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22# I trace it back to you... #

0:11:22 > 0:11:24But nothing's ever that simple at the Next Step as XXX throws

0:11:24 > 0:11:25a huge curveball.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28The final trio is going to be...

0:11:29 > 0:11:31XXX, XXX and XXX.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Miss XXX's got some explaining to do!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38All this dancing's really making me want to get up and throw some

0:11:38 > 0:11:39shapes myself.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Stand up!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Er...

0:11:47 > 0:11:50This is what happens when you don't properly oil your joints, kids.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, well, there's always the robot.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54WHIRRING

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Bravo, Rhys! You should be in XXX, throwing shapes around like that.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Don';t you need a licence for those moves? But wait, there's more.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03It's time for...

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh, why on earth are you danglign fish at me, Sophie?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11You're distracting me and you know this is my favourite place to

0:12:11 > 0:12:12watch XXX and XXX.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Oh, it's a good job I can watch it on the CBBC iPlayer.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I'm missing the best bits here! Stop it, will you, stop it!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24This bin bag is pretty comfy. Really soft on the old bottom.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28It must be waterproof, too, as I haven't moved for many a year.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yes, this is the life - a comfy home with George and an episode of

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Lost And Found on the telly.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Emily, your fingers are all over the camera lens!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Stop ruining our big moment! Yeah, Emily, this video is all about us.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44We're the stars! That's right.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49Stroke our hair, make us look pretty for the telly. Do a close-up!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I am The Millietator. Do not disturb my CBBC viewage.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57My laser eyes must take in all the4 CBBC information.

0:12:57 > 0:13:02All the information - processing. Processing!

0:13:02 > 0:13:03That never disappoints, does it?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05And if you love pets as much as we do,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07then why not record your pup, cat, rabbit,

0:13:07 > 0:13:10hamster or even goldfish watching their favourite CBBC show and

0:13:10 > 0:13:11upload it to the Whoops web page? Who is staying in this show?!

0:13:11 > 0:13:12and upload it to the Whoops web page?

0:13:14 > 0:13:15What you thinking, pet?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Now, I love telly so much that I could tell you all the very

0:13:18 > 0:13:20best bits from this week's CBBC.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22In fact, why don't I show you?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Here's the CBBC best bits.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Mavis, press play, will you?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27She's got 20 seconds left. Concentrate.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I think this might be your fastest one ever.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I don't know why I'm shaking.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33I think you've nailed it, don't worry, you've... Look.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Shush. Stop talking.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Lindsey is flying through this.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Blimey, that was by a thread.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Here we go... Hang on. You've got time.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42She might have absolutely crushed this record. I think she might have.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Goodbye, Konnie Huq. Say hello, Lindsey Russell.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Brilliant, brilliant. Yes, yes, yes!

0:13:46 > 0:13:47BUZZER

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well done. Look at that.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50APPLAUSE

0:13:52 > 0:13:55That's on, that's definitely on. That is on by the thinnest strand...

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Shh! Be quiet! Sorry, OK. What are my results?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59So, you needed 17. Mm-hm.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01And you managed a total of 22, so that's...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03THEY CHEER

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Congratulations! Yeah!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Through the gate, and...

0:14:08 > 0:14:11What's this? Air Marshall, watch out!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15The big, bad wolf thinks you're a little piggy. And he's going to...

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Fly, Air Marshall, fly like the wind!

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Get out of...

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Oh, no. It's carnage.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Then, Amanda was told she can't dance for A-troupe any more.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Oh, they mustn't.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I know. And the boys were really nervous about auditioning for

0:14:27 > 0:14:30A-troupe, but their new boy, Alfie, just put all their minds at rest and

0:14:30 > 0:14:33made them feel better by doing some lovely, beautiful singing.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36But I just don't know what's going to happen next, it's so dramatic!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39So Katie started talking to me in CBBC HQ.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42But I have no idea what she's going on about.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44So I just said "You mustn't!" A few times

0:14:44 > 0:14:46and walked out over to this bit,

0:14:46 > 0:14:49so I could do my piece to camera like they do on The Next Step,

0:14:49 > 0:14:52and then Katie comes and turns up on the brick wall,

0:14:52 > 0:14:57and I'm trying to do my bit to camera like Giselle does, and...

0:14:57 > 0:14:58That's it from me.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59But don't shed too many a tear,

0:14:59 > 0:15:03there's plenty of telly to watch over on the CBBC iPlayer.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Now, I'm off to meet mother in town. Via that trusty, lovable bus...

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Or taxi. Can anyone lend us a couple of quid for the old taxi?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11I only brought my bus pass.