0:00:04 > 0:00:05All aboard!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Fasten those seatbelts and hold on tight,
0:00:07 > 0:00:09cos we're back with Whoops I Missed The Bus.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13And we've got another whistle-stop tour of CBBC for your very eyes.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Well, this is a little...awkward.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17You calm down!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19It's time to get your dancing shoes on.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# A-Troupe stand up
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# Everybody in the B-Troupe sit down
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# Sit down. #
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And what the dickens is this about?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Yum, yum, yum.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Oh, mmm!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32As usual, our two seasoned vloggers are ready and raring to go
0:00:32 > 0:00:34with all their CBBC knowledge.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I-I-It's...Laura and Myles.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's funny, because I never even get the bus.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I hardly even leave my room,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43apart from when I need to... sort of...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45use the toilet.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Oh, yes, there are more goodies here
0:00:50 > 0:00:53than in the world's biggest gift shop,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55starting with our wonderful vlogger, Laura.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Take it away, sister.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Get out your laptops, get out your mobile phones,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01and get out your super-technological time machine.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Wait, I don't have a time machine.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Because this week, I've been watching the Vlogster
0:01:04 > 0:01:06talk all things tech in Technobytes.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10This is Technobytes.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You could call this show the perfect diet.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16All the flavour of Technobabble, but with less than half the calories.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17And this week, we see the future of music,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20which I'm very excited about, because I'm still holding out
0:01:20 > 0:01:22for my chance to be in a girl band one day.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Everyone stop. I'm out of breath.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Marcus explores the seaboard.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm imagining that has something to do with a cheeseboard.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Instead of having all those old-school separate keys,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39you've got this one continuous, wavelike surface.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So we took the keys of the keyboard, and made it into this -
0:01:42 > 0:01:44waves of a seaboard.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, OK, well, I was wrong about the... Well, the...
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Moving on.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I think it's going to make it much easier for people to make,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54like, all the different possible sounds
0:01:54 > 0:01:56that different instruments can make with one instrument.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00So it makes it easier for people to, like, make music at home,
0:02:00 > 0:02:01or in their bedrooms.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Different sounds and making music at home? Don't worry, Marcus.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05I've already got this covered.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09THEY PLAY A MELODY
0:02:09 > 0:02:12OK, maybe the future of music might be a little bit better.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14But at least I'm not as bad as Vlogster's karaoke...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Never going to let you down
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Never going to run around and hurt you. #
0:02:19 > 0:02:22..am I? Oh, please tell me I'm not.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25But onto something just as important. Edible music.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Yes, you heard that right.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29It takes half an hour for the laser to cut the track's grooves
0:02:29 > 0:02:33into the tortilla, then the record will play for about 30 seconds.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37This is so cool! But this invention could ruin a lot of parties.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Are we ready to party? Let's get this music started!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Laura, music please.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Um...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You've eaten the music again, haven't you?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54And we could all be eating music for the rest of our lives,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56if humans manage to work out how to live forever.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59People who want to lift for ever choose to have their bodies,
0:02:59 > 0:03:04or even just their heads, frozen using liquid nitrogen.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Frozen? I don't think I'd like that.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Imagine if they make a mistake,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09bring you back to life, but can't unfreeze you?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I don't think that would be too fun.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12I don't like this.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14But there's help!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Tests on humans are now taking place,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18and some scientists think that one day,
0:03:18 > 0:03:22all you'll need to do to stop from growing old is take a few tablets.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Although that could set you back...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25?20,000 a day?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27?20,000 a day?!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Well, I'd better get working on my pop career, then.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Just you wait. This will one day turn into an edible record.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34# La la la la
0:03:34 > 0:03:35# La la la
0:03:35 > 0:03:36# La la. #
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, someone's a bit tetchy! I mean, techie.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41But moving swiftly on, we've got a bunch of 15 second fans
0:03:41 > 0:03:44bursting to give you their opinion on all things CBBC.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Hello, everybody.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50My favourite TV programme on CBBC is Whoops I Missed The Bus,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54because it's such a funny TV show, and I love all the vloggers
0:03:54 > 0:03:57and the What You Thinking, Pet? part makes me laugh.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Get in!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01My favourite show is The Next Step because I like dancing,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and it also has West in it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Cos I really like his moves, cos he's sort of my style.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And also, I like how James does the splits.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Nice one!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16My favourite CBBC show is The Dengineers,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19cos you can make any, any super den that you want.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22You could make a dream den, like,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24you could make an artist's room.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Anything like that.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28The Dengineers can do anything.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Cracking!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I like watching Matilda And The Ramsey Bunch,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33because I love cooking.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37My favourite recipe from her is...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39the big cookie!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Bye!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Jolly good. Bravo, team.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Job well done.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45If you want the chance to have your face on screen,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48record a 15 second video telling us what you love about CBBC,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50and send it in via the Whoops web page.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51It's simples, like.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53So, fancy finding out what goes into
0:04:53 > 0:04:56planning a super Next Step dance performance?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You bet you do, you eager little stoats!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it hold it. OK, good.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16THEY TALK AMONGST EACH OTHER
0:05:16 > 0:05:19So we just finished our first A-Troupe dance together.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22My first time dancing with all these people. It was kind of amazing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Felt good. Felt good.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27She threw back a little bit. I threw back a little bit.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Did you see, I fell?
0:05:29 > 0:05:30I was like...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37And that's why we rehearse first.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Five, two, three, four,
0:05:39 > 0:05:40five, six, seven, eight.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Six, two, three, four,
0:05:42 > 0:05:43five, six, seven, eight.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Seven, two, three, four,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47five, six, seven, eight.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Eight, two, three, four,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50five, six, seven, eight!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# Yeah, A-Troupe stand up
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Everybody in the B-Troupe sit down, sit down
0:05:54 > 0:05:55# Cos we gon' get dirty, get dirty
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# Have a battle and get down, get down
0:05:57 > 0:05:58# Oh
0:06:01 > 0:06:02# Oh
0:06:02 > 0:06:04# Said we gon' get it hot, like
0:06:04 > 0:06:05# Move your body from left to right
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Keep moving, don't stop doing it all night
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Yeah, move that body from left to right... #
0:06:09 > 0:06:13We just did two runs of the new A-troupe big dance
0:06:13 > 0:06:14and it was awesome.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17And anyway, I was doing the steps.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yo.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm just going to rap, all right. Here we go.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, here we go.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28# I'm chilling in the A-Troupe studio
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# With Briar, my dude-io
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Yeah, and I ain't no... #
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Cut, cut, cut, cut.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35# ..she's my dude-io. #
0:06:35 > 0:06:3822, 20, take three.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Uh, uh, uh, uh
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# I got a one, two, three to the four, yeah
0:06:46 > 0:06:47# I'm kinda
0:06:47 > 0:06:48# Looking at the floor and
0:06:48 > 0:06:49# Yeah
0:06:49 > 0:06:50# I see that door
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# I'm gonna go that way
0:06:52 > 0:06:53# No more, uh. #
0:06:53 > 0:06:55THEY LAUGH
0:06:55 > 0:06:57ALL: True love, season four!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06When I see that a programme is called Wild Weird,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09my first thought is, "Well, how wild and weird?"
0:07:09 > 0:07:11What are we saying, on, like, a scale of wild and weird from,
0:07:11 > 0:07:15"Oh, you enjoy doing your homework, that's wild and weird," to...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17"Your mate Gary being a worm grunter."
0:07:17 > 0:07:20It seems that earthworms are irresistibly drawn
0:07:20 > 0:07:21to Gary's grunting.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24OK, Wild Weird, I think I'm going to keep watching.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28There is no other technique that I know of
0:07:28 > 0:07:31that can get these worms like this, but than with this right here.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33That is why it this show is interesting.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I didn't know there were techniques for getting worms.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I didn't know why you would need techniques for getting worms.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39And it made me think that,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41if Gary's walking up and down trying to think of techniques
0:07:41 > 0:07:45on how to get worms, is there a worm version of Gary,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47trying to think of techniques of how to get humans?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49"OK, so if Gary's got his musical instrument,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51"which we really like, we love that,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53"maybe we should do the same to get Gary.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56"Get a band together, like, Worm Direction or something.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59"That's just a pun, the music will be better, guys.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01"OK, I'm going to give it a go."
0:08:01 > 0:08:03# Gary, Gary
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Gary. #
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I've been chosen! I've been chosen!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08No!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14That got a bit weird.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Not as weird as what starfish have been getting up to, though.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21A starfish's arm can just detach and leave.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26People have seen arms basically crawling away from the body.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27And the sad thing about when that happens
0:08:27 > 0:08:30is that the starfish can't even wave goodbye.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's growing a new body from an arm.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35OK, starfish have gone too far.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You have got to call it a day when bodies are growing out of arms!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Who thinks of this stuff? The scale has definitely changed.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44"Oh, enjoying doing your homework," Wild Weird, to "arms escaping".
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It really does look like a bizarre form of alien life.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, I'm going to bed. That is weird.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53That is... That is Wild Weird.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56They're not just calling it that. Like, that is horrible. Just...
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, and it's on my hand, now. That's fine.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Like, it's got to a stage where worm grunting seems like an
0:09:00 > 0:09:02appealing hobby that I want to take up now.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03# Gary. #
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I don't even know where that goes on the scale.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Just, normal... Whatever that was... Help!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Wild Weird, yes! Yes... Yes, it is.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Yes, it is.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19# Love is in the air
0:09:19 > 0:09:21# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Love is in the air
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee. #
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Actually, it's not.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Not for everyone.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Right, that's it! Ollie does not talk about kissing.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Now, some of you might think that Ollie is extreme.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38But his reasons are perfectly justified.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41In fact, did you know,
0:09:41 > 0:09:46one ten second kiss can transfer 80 million bacteria into your body?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Fact two, the mouth is home to more than
0:09:49 > 0:09:52700 different types of bacteria!
0:09:52 > 0:09:58Fact three, kissing can produce salivary bugs.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Wait, what?!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02A truly disgusting habit.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Just imagine the germ transfer rate.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I won't even let my mum kiss me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ollie, I feel your pain, man.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I remember my mum tried to kiss me once.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, Tee Cee, darling!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And while we're on the topic of all things painful,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22traumatising and OTT, love can really make some people overreact.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Fun? Fun?!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26This is NOT about fun.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28This is about my future happiness,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31my self-esteem and my entire sense of wellbeing.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Girl, it really isn't that deep.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You need to calm down!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Isn't it?! It's a great plan! Great!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42For goodness' sake, Lily. Calm down.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You calm down! Tee Cee calm down!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Everyone calm down!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Aggh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Now. Where was I?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Meanwhile for others,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55love was great for making new scientific discoveries. Exhibit A.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58OK, so, I'll time three seconds on this stopwatch.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Ready when you are, Ollie. Go!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04OK, that's two seconds.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Three seconds on the clock!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07# Love is in the air
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Dee dee dee, dee dee dee
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Love is in the air! #
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Hashtag awkward!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Now, from vlog to dog, from chat to cat.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Let's find out what your pets have been watching this week.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20It's time for...
0:11:22 > 0:11:27Oh, I know! I've got a purr-fect idea for Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Oh, go on, what's your great idea?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Right. Danger wedding!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Mum and dad balance on a clifftop and then...
0:11:35 > 0:11:38box with an evil super plant.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Pow, pow, blam!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Oh, not this again, you're ruining the show.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Join in with CBBC, eh?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# This is Daisy the cat's latest rap
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# All you other furry felines sitting in a lap
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Wake up from your afternoon nap
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# Cos CBBC is even better than playing Mousetrap. #
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Y'all.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, yes, Matilda, lovely.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Well, today, Mia, I, too, have crafted
0:12:01 > 0:12:04a culinary masterpiece for us at home,
0:12:04 > 0:12:08with layers of crunchy greens topped with even crunchier greens
0:12:08 > 0:12:09of different shades.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yum, yum, yum!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Oh.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I love Lost And Found Music Studios, Scarlett.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17But I can't keep up with all the drama!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19What's going to happen with John and Michelle?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Will Leia ever get over Luke?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Who's your favourite, Scarlett?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Scarlett? Scarlett? Oh, I give up.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Lovely work from our furry friends, there.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32And do you want to know your pet's real thoughts?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, just record a clip of them watching a CBBC show that
0:12:35 > 0:12:39gets their tail a-wagging, and send it in to us via the Whoops web page,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41What You Thinking, Pet?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Now, I've spent the week compiling the creme de la creme of this
0:12:44 > 0:12:48week's CBBC and packing it into this tiny little package for you!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I know, I spoil you. I can't help it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53MUSIC: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johann Sebastian Bach
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'm here! Aah! Aah!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Why is everybody yelling?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm here.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I made it!
0:13:19 > 0:13:20First headlining gig.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22It's happening, right now.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25What happened to you? What is that on your shoulder?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Racoon throw-up! Yeah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30And your eye? Self-inflicted. Doesn't matter.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I'm all good, I'm here. Seriously. Don't worry about it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35All right, let's just plug in,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37sound check real quick...
0:13:39 > 0:13:40HE PLAYS RAUCOUSLY
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Ah. There it is. That's my sound.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Hey! Whoo!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51I'm low, I'm in the pocket, I'm popping, and locking.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Everyone is talking
0:13:54 > 0:13:55# I need someone to recede... #
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Cassie and Michelle picked this up so fast.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm amazed at how fast they learned all this.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I like that, I dig that. I dig that.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# I was so confused by all those people... #
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Michelle is making me proud. She's bringing the heat!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Indigo Rhyming Tulip says, "My best prank was when I was having dinner
0:14:12 > 0:14:15"with my family, and I put a whoopee cushion on the chair,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18"and my dad sat on it and it was just so funny and really awkward!"
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Classic!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Thwwrrp! Whoa!
0:14:20 > 0:14:25What's going on? What is going on here? I don't know. I don't like it!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Who is it? I don't know! Who is it? Ah!
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Is it...?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33It's my mum! It's your mum?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36How you doing? What's just happened?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Ha-ha! That's brilliant!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38That's it for today.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41But fear not, we'll be back for more nonsense next weekend.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Or, if you can't wait that long,
0:14:42 > 0:14:46you can watch more top telly on the CBBC iPlayer, right now!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Now, my mum wants me home on time this week,
0:14:48 > 0:14:49so I'd best catch that bus for once...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, no, there it goes!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Mum! Could you give us a lift?