0:00:04 > 0:00:08Grab your suitcase and your TV goggles, cos Whoops I Missed The Bus
0:00:08 > 0:00:10is taking you on an all-inclusive cruise
0:00:10 > 0:00:12around the hot spots of CBBC this week.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14It's TV paradise, baby.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Who's coming out on top here?
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Me.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20We've got all the celebrity goss.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24He can dance, he can sing, he can make you laugh, and he can dance.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27And this is just...weird.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I thought you said nothing scares...
0:00:29 > 0:00:30LAUGHTER
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Set your telly boxes to the max, sit back and relax.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36That rhymed! It's time for everyone's favourite vloggers -
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Myles and Laura.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40How much better is CBBC than homework?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I don't know. How much better is CBBC than homework?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Miles! Get it? Miles?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Get what?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's over to you, Myles.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We're hankering for a three-course meal with a side of CBBC.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Take it away, good sir.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Where's my napkin?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01On Top Class today...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Leila, Matthew,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Jasmine, and Josh.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07And Myles.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Me. I want to join in on this. I've got nothing else to do.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14This isn't even a bedroom. It's literally just this wall.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Behind it is just space.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18And I want to see if I can be top class.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Probably not, but time will tell. Time will tell.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23No, you're not going to be top class, Myles.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25All right, Time, calm down!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Tell me, Ben, what subject
0:01:27 > 0:01:30would you NOT like to see coming up on Top Class today?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Literacy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Ooh, can I add maths to that? And no science.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's like I'm ordering a sandwich.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Just a little bit of technology, not much.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40No nature, though. Just a few animals, perhaps.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44As long as we just keep the questions sort of about nothing,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46then I'll be, you know, top of the class.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49'Middle of the class.' Well, don't say that. That's rude.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I like this show, because it's all about intelligence.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I can watch it and be like,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55"I'm intelligent, look at all the stuff they know."
0:01:55 > 0:01:58It's cool to see people liking and being good at maths and science.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01It confuses me whenever people say, "You're a nerd, though,"
0:02:01 > 0:02:03if you like things like maths and science.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Saying you're a nerd is just saying you like something,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07you like maths,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09so if you're saying that I'm a nerd for liking something
0:02:09 > 0:02:11then, apparently, you're also a nerd,
0:02:11 > 0:02:12cos you like being an idiot.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15One of my favourite segments is called Test The Teacher,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18where, as the title would suggest, they test the teacher.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Mrs Dodd, look, there's no pressure. No!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24But you were one of the best performing teachers
0:02:24 > 0:02:27of the entire first part of this series of Top Class.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I don't think many of my teachers
0:02:28 > 0:02:30would want to help me out if I was on the show.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I think they'd just be saying, "You don't go to school any more.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36"Let the other people who go to school answer the questions."
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've been watching a little bit of extra children's television.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I've been trying to swot up on my vloggers and YouTubers.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I think maybe I... Oh, I thought the wall was going to be closer,
0:02:47 > 0:02:48so I could do a casual lean.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I think maybe someone you know
0:02:50 > 0:02:52could be one of the answers on this question.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Me. Maybe I... Maybe I could be an answer.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Which Radio 1 DJ completed a series of five triathlons in five days
0:03:00 > 0:03:02to raise money for Sport Relief?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Er...
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Me.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Greg James.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Did they say Greg James or me?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I'm not going to be top of the class, am I?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Top of the class. Top... I'm scared of heights, anyway.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I say, what a talented chap.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18And now it's your time to shine.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Take your spotlight and show us what you're made of,
0:03:21 > 0:03:2215 Second Fans.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26My favourite programme is The Next Step, because I love dancing,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and all the relationships and drama that's in it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Go, The Next Step!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Lovely work.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34My favourite show's Lost Found Music Studios,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36because I love singing and music.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38My favourite characters are Rachel and Annabelle,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41cos they are unique, and their singing and songwriting
0:03:41 > 0:03:44is different to everybody else's there.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Well done. I love Dumping Ground,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49because Sasha is my favourite character,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51cos she has long, pretty hair.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I love her, because she's very naughty.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Cracking!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57I love Art Ninja.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I love The Next Step.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I love Dumping Ground.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02We. All. Love.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05ALL: CBBC!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Feeling inspired to vlog your heart out?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Just record a 15-second video
0:04:08 > 0:04:11of yourself telling the world what you love about CBBC
0:04:11 > 0:04:13and get it sent to us through the Whoops web page.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's easy-peasy, like.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Caution up ahead! Hold on to your hats, amigos.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's about to get really wild catching up with this weird pair.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24How many times can you get one line wrong?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26MAN: Action. Cool, eh? Tim?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29I thought you said nothing...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31THEY LAUGH
0:04:32 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Ah!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I thought you said nothing scares you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I... LAUGHTER
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Cool, eh?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43TIM LAUGHS
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Cool, eh? Tim...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47I thought you said nothing scares...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49THEY LAUGH
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Cool, eh?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Tim?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I thought you said... LAUGHTER
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Tears in your eyes!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Cool, eh? Tim?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Tim... I thought you said nothing scares...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04THEY LAUGH You went that time!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I dropped... I dropped...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07I dropped my pen.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What pen?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11THEY LAUGH
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I dropped it again!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19THEY LAUGH
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I dropped my pen.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22THEY LAUGH
0:05:22 > 0:05:24That was you that time!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Cool, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Tim... Tim, I thought you said you weren't scared of anything.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I dropped my pen. What pen?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I dropped it again.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Let's take another look at that in slow-mo, shall we?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43MAN: Cut. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Well done!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Yes! That was ridiculous.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54He can dance, he can sing,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56he can make you laugh, and he can dance.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Wait, I've already said dance.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03This is our no-expense-spared pop-up pop booth, where, inside,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07celebrities share their songs, stories and secrets.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Have you guessed who it is yet?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12This week, confessing all, it's Olly Murs.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Olly Murs! I can already tell I love this show. It's Olly Murs!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# My heart, heart, skips a beat... #
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I should probably carry on with this vlog.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Lauren, what information and secrets are you going to get Olly to spill?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Do you promise? I promise. Pinky promise. Pinky promise.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28They've pinky promised on it now, so there's no going back.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31A pinky promise is a promise you do not break. Most of the time.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Well, unless you made a promise that you won't watch any more CBBC.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Because, A, why would you ever do that?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39And, B, it's too difficult when you've got Olly Murs on CBBC.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# I just want you to dance with me tonight. #
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Olly, if you're watching this and want to sing as a duo,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46please get in line.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I mean, yes.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51They always say the best songs are written very, very quickly.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, really? Songs that are really instant,
0:06:53 > 0:06:54they just come off the tongue.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56When we wrote Dance With Me Tonight,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I reckon I wrote that in under two hours.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Two hours?! He wrote that in two hours?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Sometimes it takes me two hours to make my bed.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Put that there.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Have a little rest.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Mm, this explains why I'm not rich and famous,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15but it has made me feel like I need to start being productive.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let's try making my own song, stories and secrets pod.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21It's going to take hard work and practice, but I'm ready.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23OK, this didn't turn out as well as I thought it would.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# I just want you to dance with me tonight... #
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Doesn't look very effective.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32BOTH: # ..What I want What I really, really want
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# Tell me what you want What you really, really want
0:07:35 > 0:07:36# I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
0:07:36 > 0:07:39# I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah. #
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Can I just give a huge shout-out and moment of girl power here
0:07:41 > 0:07:43to presenter extraordinaire Lauren in this.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Not only does she get Olly Murs to dance to Spice Girls,
0:07:46 > 0:07:47she gets him in an elephant outfit.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I think we should get you outside. Yeah?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52To go and re-enact the video. What do you think? OK.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Off you go. See you later.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Bye, mate.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57OK. Go that way.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05And she's also managed to get him to spill some actual proper secrets.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'm about to tell you, so everyone's going to find out...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09As long as you can all keep a secret.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Can you keep a secret? I can keep a secret.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Can you keep a secret? They can. OK.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Go, Lozza! Go, Lozza! I think people call you Lozza, right?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19We can find out. Lauren, I invite you to be the first guest in my pod.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Doesn't it look welcoming?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I think it needs some work. Maybe we could get a cosy lamp in here.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Lozza, if you're watching, could you stop by the light shop on the way?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28In the meantime, I'm going to listen to some Olly Murs.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31TINNY MUSIC # ..Dance with me tonight. #
0:08:36 > 0:08:39In the epic season four finale of Wolfblood,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Jana revealed the whole wolfblood secret to the entire world,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44but now the world wants more.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46What other secrets are the wolfbloods hiding?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, that's what the spin-off show Wolfblood Secrets is here to do.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54In a remote location, a top-secret investigation has begun,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56but who is asking the questions?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I'm pretty sure it's the older woman
0:08:58 > 0:09:00in the fancy outfit looking a tad smug.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Come on, voice-over man. You're better than this.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05In the first episode, Jana is interviewed by a shady looking lady
0:09:05 > 0:09:07who really needs to work on her social skills.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Who are you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10A friend.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Whoa, steady on, Miss. We just met. You're barely an acquaintance.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah(!)
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Cos my friends are always following me around
0:09:18 > 0:09:19in big black cars everywhere I go.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Watching my flat day and night, taking long-range photos.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, the laughs we have.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26That reminds me.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It's time to spy on one of my fellow vloggers.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Let's see. Today, it's Myles' turn.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Which, to be honest, is kind of touch-and-go.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Last time I spied him, he just watched Arthur for five hours.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Not very exciting, but then again,
0:09:37 > 0:09:39you can't really get tired of that theme song.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of... #
0:09:42 > 0:09:46The interview then moves on to a more hard-hitting, vital topic.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Dietary habits.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You guys can drink tea?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Only fresh human blood.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53You and me are going to get along.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Anyone who responds, "You and me are going to get along,"
0:09:56 > 0:09:59to someone who joked about drinking fresh human blood
0:09:59 > 0:10:01is not the kind of person you should be getting along with.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Seriously! Where did you learn these social skills from? Bats?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06WINGS FLUTTER
0:10:08 > 0:10:11We then get into a debate about what to call the wolfbloods' actions.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You're here as the figurehead of the Wolfblood movement.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18It's not a movement. Oh, sorry. What would you like it to be called?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Wolfblood Spring? Wolfblood Power?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ooh! Ooh! Let me help.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm quite creative when it comes to naming things.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Let's see.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Wolfblood Surprise.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Alpha Appearance.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Howling Homecoming. Eh? Eh?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I just like to think of them as people.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Really? Well, I guess you're the alpha. Pfft!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40My department has been tasked
0:10:40 > 0:10:44with helping the wolfbloods integrate into our society.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Are you sure? I'm not too impressed with your efforts at the moment.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51What if humans and wolfbloods can't live side-by-side?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Actually, smug lady has a point.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56For instance, I can see a lot of issues between students at school.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Rhys! Have you done your homework?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I did it, Miss, honest. Where is it, then?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well... Jacqueline ate it. No, I didn't.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06JACQUELINE COUGHS
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Well, that's the first episode of Wolfblood Secrets done.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14To be honest, I wish they revealed more.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16We already know about all that other stuff.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I want it to go deeper. What else are you hiding, Jana?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23HE LAUGHS
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You know what? On second thoughts, we're entitled to our own secrets.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27It's not polite to pry.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30HE SNIFFS Meat! 200 yards.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33See ya. HE HOWLS
0:11:36 > 0:11:38What a howling success!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Don't worry, Rhys. Your secret's safe with us.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41This'll get your tail wagging.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44How would you like to hear from our latest group of opinionated pets?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45It's time for...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nobody's touching the remote.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I've been waiting for The Next Step all day.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54YAWNING
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Must stay awake.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02All that windowsill sunbathing is tiring work.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Maybe I'll just watch it horizontally.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm going to earn my Blue Peter badge, Hannah.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Now I just need to figure out how.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I've got it!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I'm going to compete in the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Now to start training in three, two... Uhh.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I love this show, Ruby.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I think I could even be in it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I'd be a dainty dancer with cat-titude.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Miss Kate would make me team captain straight away
0:12:29 > 0:12:32because of my ability to always land on my feet.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33I can see it now, Ruby.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Me and Michelle hanging out in the studio.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I've got the best seat in the house to watch Ultimate Brain.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I reckon I've got the ultimate years, Llinos.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Day or night, Super Phoebe the bunny will hear you call.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Hang on. What was that?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Mrs Duff from Number 24 has just made a carrot cake?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Right, well, I'd best go and check on the situation immediately.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I'm off. See you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Ever wonder what Mr Fluffy the bearded Dragon really thinks?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Just record 20 seconds of your pet watching CBBC
0:13:05 > 0:13:07and upload it to the Whoops web page.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10We'll get our expert pet translators on the job.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12What are you thinking, pet?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Now, wouldn't it be great if we could watch a jam-packed montage
0:13:15 > 0:13:17of all the best bits from this week's CBBC?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Well, guess what. Feast your eyes on this, you jammy bunch.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24What took you so long, bro? And why are you so wet? Oh, sorry.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I was just drinking from the fountain,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29but the water's really strong, so it, like...
0:13:29 > 0:13:30I had to wash my face.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Fountain? I didn't see any fountain in the washroom.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Hold on! There's no fountain in there. Yeah, there is.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's right beside the toilet.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Did you drink from the bidet, bro? Urgh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Eldon just drank out of the bidet!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51What's a bidet? I don't get it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54People use the bidet AFTER they use the toilet.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56After.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00If we get this right, we could move into the top three.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Whoa! Close.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03We take it as tight as we can.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06We're putting everything we've got into this.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08It's all to play for. It is neck and neck.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11It's now a straight head-to-head race for the line.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14There's three boats between us and the finish.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16The wind is in our favour, our sails are up,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18and the crew are doing everything they can
0:14:18 > 0:14:21to squeeze every last drop of speed from our yacht.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28We catch third.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30We catch second. Just one more left.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We could win this.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36This next one comes from Beige Spinning Kestrel. Oh.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Who says, "I hid behind my car with my brother's biggest water gun,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42"and when he came walking along, I jumped out
0:14:42 > 0:14:45"and I started squirting him, and he was so surprised."
0:14:45 > 0:14:47SCREAMING
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Jump online and you can upload your pranks.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59That genuinely frightened me.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02And so another whirlwind tour of CBBC comes to an end.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04But keep your chin up, cos we'll be back next week.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07In the meantime, there's loads of great shows on the CBBC iPlayer.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Just enough time for me to stick my arm out and hop onto that bus.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Or not. There it goes.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Excuse me, madam driver, I can't run home in skinny jeans!