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3:51:55 > 3:51:57Calling all CBBC fanatics!
3:51:57 > 3:52:00This is your last boarding notice for all passengers travelling
3:52:00 > 3:52:04to TV Central, stopping off at Lol Lane and Whoops I Missed The Bus.
3:52:04 > 3:52:08- Can this be any more awkward? - Mum, you're blocking the camera.
3:52:08 > 3:52:09Ooh! Ooh! Am I?
3:52:09 > 3:52:12Oh, look, it's you lot on the telly!
3:52:12 > 3:52:16- BOTH:- We love CBBC!
3:52:16 > 3:52:19And OMD, what on earth is that?
3:52:19 > 3:52:23..firing boiling-hot toxic fluids from their bottoms.
3:52:23 > 3:52:26Limber up your eyes and activate your lounging muscles, cos
3:52:26 > 3:52:30our terrifically talented vloggers are primed and ready to take
3:52:30 > 3:52:33- over your tellyboxes.- Here's a top-secret Rhys fact for you.
3:52:33 > 3:52:37The inspiration for all my vlogs is "watch CBBC 24/7".
3:52:37 > 3:52:41Oh, and "never leave this room." Keep that to yourself, though, yeah?
3:52:44 > 3:52:47Now, take out your notebooks and prepare yourself for an
3:52:47 > 3:52:50education from our favourite vlogging duo.
3:52:50 > 3:52:52It's Myles and his lovely teddy bear!
3:52:52 > 3:52:57Copycats is a whole show where you photocopy cats.
3:53:00 > 3:53:05- It's not that.- Meow.- It's a game show, Copycats.- Meow.
3:53:05 > 3:53:07Ten seconds. Not a long time.
3:53:10 > 3:53:12OK, Daniel, your turn.
3:53:14 > 3:53:17Rule number one of Copycats, just as a heads up - if you're inviting
3:53:17 > 3:53:20a family member onto the show, make sure they know the
3:53:20 > 3:53:22difference between a boomerang and an elephant's tusk.
3:53:22 > 3:53:24- Daniel?- An aubergine.
3:53:24 > 3:53:25LAUGHTER
3:53:25 > 3:53:29It is not an aubergine. What is it supposed to be, Alex?
3:53:29 > 3:53:31- It was a boomerang. - LAUGHTER
3:53:31 > 3:53:33Brief your family before the quiz, if you can.
3:53:33 > 3:53:35OK, what is this?
3:53:35 > 3:53:37Ooh, that one's a banana.
3:53:37 > 3:53:39It's a boomerang!
3:53:39 > 3:53:42A...yellow boomerang.
3:53:42 > 3:53:44OK, what's this one?
3:53:44 > 3:53:47- That's a banana. - That's an elephant's tusk.
3:53:47 > 3:53:48It's an elephant's tusk?
3:53:48 > 3:53:51None of these are bananas.
3:53:52 > 3:53:53I'm so sorry.
3:53:58 > 3:53:59- Reckon you can draw that?- Yeah.
3:53:59 > 3:54:02This is a tennis racquet. And they're asking for a tennis RACKET.
3:54:02 > 3:54:04LOUD MUSIC AND SHOUTING
3:54:04 > 3:54:08OK, just stop making all this... Please stop making all this racket.
3:54:08 > 3:54:10- MUSIC AND SHOUTING STOPS - That's good. Thank you.
3:54:10 > 3:54:14But actually, you can spell racquet both ways, Myles.
3:54:14 > 3:54:18Really? R-A-C-K-E-T.
3:54:19 > 3:54:22It's true. There are the results.
3:54:22 > 3:54:25The internet never lies. I mean, that is a bit rude.
3:54:25 > 3:54:27Come on!
3:54:27 > 3:54:30This isn't even a tennis racquet in the first place. That's squash.
3:54:30 > 3:54:33Different sport. Similar racquet, so I thought I could get away with it.
3:54:33 > 3:54:34I do not have the props.
3:54:38 > 3:54:40Thank you, Myles. Talk about making a racket.
3:54:40 > 3:54:42Or should that be "racquet"? HE LAUGHS
3:54:42 > 3:54:44Now, to follow in Myles's vlog-star footsteps,
3:54:44 > 3:54:47it's over to you, my 15 Second Fans.
3:54:47 > 3:54:49I really, really love Copycats.
3:54:49 > 3:54:54It's when two families compete against each other,
3:54:54 > 3:54:58and it makes me have a laugh. I love Copycats!
3:54:58 > 3:54:59Get in!
3:54:59 > 3:55:02My favourite programme is The Next Step, cos it has loads
3:55:02 > 3:55:05of drama and it's really good at dancing, and I love dancing, too.
3:55:05 > 3:55:09And I really like Amanda, Emily and Riley.
3:55:09 > 3:55:12I also like 4 O'Clock Club, because there's loads of rapping,
3:55:12 > 3:55:13and my favourite character's Clem.
3:55:13 > 3:55:15Well done!
3:55:15 > 3:55:19Today I'm sending you a 15-second vlog to say I really like
3:55:19 > 3:55:25The Official CBBC Chart Show, because I really like singing
3:55:25 > 3:55:28and I really like Sam Smith as an artist.
3:55:28 > 3:55:32- Nice one!- We love CBBC. - And we love The Next Step.
3:55:32 > 3:55:35- And The Dumping Ground. - Can't wait for more episodes!
3:55:35 > 3:55:38- BOTH:- We love CBBC!
3:55:40 > 3:55:42Now, that was impressive!
3:55:42 > 3:55:45Have you got a lot to say about your favourite CBBC show?
3:55:45 > 3:55:48Well, if you do, record your very own mini vlog and send it to
3:55:48 > 3:55:49us through the Whoops web page.
3:55:49 > 3:55:52Now, TV is renowned for being gorgeously glamorous, so I thought
3:55:52 > 3:55:56I'd treat you to a compilation of the blingiest moments on CBBC.
3:55:56 > 3:56:00But there were none. So I put together this disgusting display.
3:56:00 > 3:56:01Warning! If you're eating, stop now.
3:56:01 > 3:56:04Seriously, this is going to be a bit gruesome.
3:56:04 > 3:56:06Here it is, especially for you,
3:56:06 > 3:56:10a revolting reel of only the most repulsive moments from CBBC.
3:56:10 > 3:56:12Ooh, pass us the sick bucket, madam.
3:56:12 > 3:56:15At number five, kicking off our creepy countdown
3:56:15 > 3:56:17and winning the acclaimed title Ha! That's Gross,
3:56:17 > 3:56:21it's The Next Step with this laugh-out-loud vom-tastic scene.
3:56:21 > 3:56:23Eurgh...
3:56:23 > 3:56:25Sorry, I was in there. I was drinking from the fountain,
3:56:25 > 3:56:26but the water's really strong.
3:56:26 > 3:56:29- There's no faucet in there. - Yeah, there is.
3:56:29 > 3:56:31It's right beside the toilet.
3:56:33 > 3:56:36- Did you drink from the bidet, bro?!- Euw!
3:56:36 > 3:56:37Eldon just drank out of the bidet!
3:56:37 > 3:56:40- What's a bidet? - THEY BOTH GAG
3:56:40 > 3:56:46People use the bidet after they use the toilet. AFTER!
3:56:46 > 3:56:47Sliding in at number four,
3:56:47 > 3:56:50prepare yourself for the Eurghhh! Face Scrunch Award,
3:56:50 > 3:56:53which goes to this slice of Horrible History.
3:56:53 > 3:56:58- You're home early. How was your day at work?- Oh, not bad, Mummy.
3:56:58 > 3:57:01- Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble. - Well, it certainly smells like
3:57:01 > 3:57:04you collected enough dog poo for the leather tanner.
3:57:04 > 3:57:07Yeah, and then the boss told me to stir all the poo in the tub.
3:57:07 > 3:57:09Oh, you're moving up in the world, darling.
3:57:09 > 3:57:14- Before you know it, he'll be paying you, as well.- Cor, imagine!
3:57:14 > 3:57:17At number three, it's The Palm Shield And Peak Award,
3:57:17 > 3:57:21and this little reptile from Deadly 60 is literally seeing red.
3:57:21 > 3:57:24When under attack, they mix chemicals in their body,
3:57:24 > 3:57:28firing boiling-hot toxic fluids from their bottoms.
3:57:30 > 3:57:32By pulsing the jet 500 times a second,
3:57:32 > 3:57:37it can keep its rear end just cool enough that it doesn't scald itself.
3:57:37 > 3:57:40But any predator is not so lucky.
3:57:40 > 3:57:44At number two, our Eyes Shut Tight And Fingers In Your Ears Award,
3:57:44 > 3:57:46which goes to Operation Ouch!
3:57:46 > 3:57:50We're in the doctors' capable hands.... Or rather, feet.
3:57:50 > 3:57:54'First, Nutern has to cut off all the dead, hard skin.'
3:57:54 > 3:57:56This bit doesn't hurt at all.
3:57:56 > 3:57:58It's slightly ticklish, but it's actually quite pleasant.
3:57:58 > 3:58:00So long, verruca.
3:58:01 > 3:58:04'Now my foot's going to get frozen.
3:58:05 > 3:58:09'This is liquid nitrogen, which helps kill off the virus.'
3:58:09 > 3:58:11Worming its way to the top spot, picking up
3:58:11 > 3:58:15the Hide Behind Your Pillow And Never Come Out Again Prize, it's a
3:58:15 > 3:58:19Wild And Weird creature I guarantee you won't have met at a zoo.
3:58:19 > 3:58:23Amazing footage from Thailand shows an unexpected catch from
3:58:23 > 3:58:25a fisherman's net.
3:58:25 > 3:58:28But it's what happens next that is truly unexpected.
3:58:38 > 3:58:40This week's So Awkward is about the best thing ever.
3:58:40 > 3:58:42Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
3:58:42 > 3:58:45I hope you're thinking of cake, because that's what it's about!
3:58:45 > 3:58:47You were thinking of cake, right? Yeah?
3:58:47 > 3:58:48Well, I bet you are now!
3:58:48 > 3:58:52I'm going to be running a cake stall at the Healthy Eating Food Festival.
3:58:52 > 3:58:54We'll impress all your friends by selling them
3:58:54 > 3:58:57wearing home-made banana outfits.
3:58:57 > 3:58:59Did she say Healthy Eating Food Festival?
3:58:59 > 3:59:02Oh, no, please don't tell me that involves something gross,
3:59:02 > 3:59:03like beetroot cakes.
3:59:03 > 3:59:06This delight is beetroot, cherry, strawberry, tomato,
3:59:06 > 3:59:09and the secret ingredient, a lot more beetroot!
3:59:09 > 3:59:13Honestly, I'd never have realised what an amazing cook Lily's mum is.
3:59:13 > 3:59:15Oh, no! You know those things can dye your lips?
3:59:17 > 3:59:20Whoa! It looks like you're wearing lipstick.
3:59:20 > 3:59:24Oh, Martha, it's OK. I learnt the exact same way, too.
3:59:24 > 3:59:25Except I was a lot more greedy.
3:59:25 > 3:59:30It says here this could take up to two days to come off! Oh, no!
3:59:30 > 3:59:34You don't have to worry. I'd never embarrass you at school, OK?
3:59:34 > 3:59:35Now, scoot!
3:59:37 > 3:59:40I love you, Lily Silky Bum-Bum!
3:59:40 > 3:59:43And what is it with parents saying they won't embarrass you -
3:59:43 > 3:59:45and they always do? When I'm filming at home
3:59:45 > 3:59:48- and trying to pretend I'm really cool...- Hi, Laura! Hiya!
3:59:48 > 3:59:53- Mum, you're blocking the camera. - Ooh! Am I?- Yeah.- Sorry... Bye!
3:59:53 > 3:59:55Yeah, bye, Mum. Bye.
3:59:55 > 3:59:59I was going to say "interrupt me", but at least you didn't hear
3:59:59 > 4:00:01- any nicknames.- Bye, Lauzie-Loos!
4:00:01 > 4:00:04Yeah, that's my actually nickname. I didn't just make that up
4:00:04 > 4:00:07- for this blog. But at least it's not as bad as...- Lily Silky Bum-Bum.
4:00:07 > 4:00:09Can a mum nickname make you sound tougher?
4:00:09 > 4:00:11You lookin' to me, you lookin' to me?
4:00:11 > 4:00:13You are talking to Lauzie-Loos.
4:00:13 > 4:00:14No, it doesn't work!
4:00:14 > 4:00:17And I love how much fun Jas and Lily's mum are having
4:00:17 > 4:00:20when they bake! Can all baking be like this, please?
4:00:22 > 4:00:25And I really like Mrs Griggs' idea of recording everything.
4:00:25 > 4:00:27Why have I never thought of that?
4:00:28 > 4:00:33'Speak to Martha Fitzgerald sternly about her recent behaviour.
4:00:33 > 4:00:36'Is carrying the weight of the whole school's expectations,
4:00:36 > 4:00:39'ahead of the most important chess match EVER, causing her to rebel?'
4:00:39 > 4:00:41Hmm, now I can remember everything.
4:00:41 > 4:00:44Laura, remember to make your bed. Remember to brush your hair.
4:00:44 > 4:00:46Remember to... I'm actually out of things.
4:00:46 > 4:00:49Laura, remember to start thinking of more things to remember.
4:00:49 > 4:00:52So, mums are pretty awesome, but they can still be embarrassing,
4:00:52 > 4:00:54especially if they are making beetroot cakes like Lily's,
4:00:54 > 4:00:56or you are sat in your room filming...
4:00:56 > 4:00:58Laura, I've made some beetroot cakes.
4:00:58 > 4:01:00Chocolate, vanilla, lemon...
4:01:00 > 4:01:03Remember to ask for any other flavour next time.
4:01:03 > 4:01:05Fine! More cakes for me, Lauzie-Loos!
4:01:05 > 4:01:08And remember to get a new nickname.
4:01:13 > 4:01:15Danger Mouse is, without a doubt,
4:01:15 > 4:01:16the coolest rodent
4:01:16 > 4:01:19on the face of the Earth. Even I wished I was a mouse
4:01:19 > 4:01:21when I used to watch it. Even our parents wished they were mice
4:01:21 > 4:01:24when they watched it. I mean, just look at this guy!
4:01:24 > 4:01:26MUSIC: Danger Mouse theme
4:01:26 > 4:01:29The swag on this dude! Who else do you know that could
4:01:29 > 4:01:32pull off an eye patch and a turtleneck and, yet,
4:01:32 > 4:01:33not look like the villain?
4:01:33 > 4:01:37Think about it. Those are classic villain trademarks and, yet,
4:01:37 > 4:01:40Danger Mouse rocks them, anyway, just cos he can.
4:01:40 > 4:01:42Danger Mouse - breaking stereotypes since 1981.
4:01:42 > 4:01:44Other things on the DM's list of cool
4:01:44 > 4:01:48- is that he has his own narrator. - 'And so, the world's greatest
4:01:48 > 4:01:52'secret agent courageously sneaks into his best friend's room
4:01:52 > 4:01:55'and rummages through his stuff.'
4:01:55 > 4:01:57I'm looking for clues!
4:01:57 > 4:02:00How cool would it be to have someone narrating your life?
4:02:01 > 4:02:03CRICKETS CHIRRUP
4:02:03 > 4:02:07LOUDLY: 'And, as Rhys sneaks back home, WAY past his bedtime,
4:02:07 > 4:02:10'it seems he might have actually gotten away with it!'
4:02:10 > 4:02:12- ADULT MALE:- Rhys, you're grounded!- Oh!
4:02:12 > 4:02:14Is it too much to whisper?
4:02:15 > 4:02:17Actually, maybe narrating isn't for everybody.
4:02:17 > 4:02:19'Oh, come on, you've barely given it a chance!'
4:02:19 > 4:02:22No, go away! Of course Danger Mouse also has his
4:02:22 > 4:02:25trusty sidekick, Penfold, to watch his back.
4:02:25 > 4:02:28In fact, Penfold seemed to be getting very popular
4:02:28 > 4:02:31- in this week's episode. - Penfold, I think your fans
4:02:31 > 4:02:32may have found out where you live.
4:02:32 > 4:02:36I just can't get enough of the crazy characters that DM and Penfold
4:02:36 > 4:02:38fight every episode. For instance, that giant TV...
4:02:40 > 4:02:42Watch out! Remote control!
4:02:44 > 4:02:46They've paused us!
4:02:46 > 4:02:49- Hey, Rhys, what are you doing? - I'm just... I'm just working.- Cool!
4:02:49 > 4:02:52I love computers. I love the clicky sound of it,
4:02:52 > 4:02:54when you are tapping along on the keyboard.
4:02:54 > 4:02:56I always find it very soothing. It's...
4:02:58 > 4:03:00Ah, that's better!
4:03:00 > 4:03:03I think the coolest thing about Danger Mouse is how calm he stays
4:03:03 > 4:03:05under pressure, no matter how tough it gets.
4:03:05 > 4:03:07Reminds me of myself.
4:03:07 > 4:03:09Let's do this!
4:03:10 > 4:03:11Phwoof!
4:03:12 > 4:03:14Getting a bit warm in here.
4:03:17 > 4:03:19Steady.
4:03:19 > 4:03:20Steady.
4:03:26 > 4:03:27No-o-o-o-o-o!
4:03:27 > 4:03:30OK, so, maybe I have got a long way to go before I am
4:03:30 > 4:03:33actually Danger Mouse. But I can start with his wardrobe.
4:03:33 > 4:03:36Turtleneck, that I borrowed from Blue Peter's Shelley.
4:03:36 > 4:03:39Let's just hope she doesn't notice it's missing.
4:03:39 > 4:03:41And an eye patch!
4:03:41 > 4:03:42Pretty cool, yeah?!
4:03:42 > 4:03:45- 'I'm not really feeling it myself.' - Are you still here?!
4:03:45 > 4:03:48Good job, old chap! A fitting performance for the
4:03:48 > 4:03:50notorious Danger Mouse, indeed.
4:03:50 > 4:03:53Next up, we are going from a super mouse to a chatty catty
4:03:53 > 4:03:56and a gossiping guinea pig! It's time for...
4:03:58 > 4:04:01Ah, Danger Mouse, my greatest enemy. See how he taunts me with his
4:04:01 > 4:04:05flashy car and adorable sidekick, Olivia! Well, I'll show him!
4:04:05 > 4:04:10Monty the moggy will not be beaten! Well, I'll go after this episode.
4:04:10 > 4:04:13But then! But then, lunch. Well, we'll see, if I'm not too full
4:04:13 > 4:04:14after lunch, hmm.
4:04:14 > 4:04:19Copycats is the best show on CBBC. Turn around, you're missing it!
4:04:19 > 4:04:22No, the best show on CBBC is Wolfblood!
4:04:22 > 4:04:26- Aaa-oooow! - Sssh, I can't hear the TV.
4:04:26 > 4:04:28And stop howling! You're not a wolfblood.
4:04:28 > 4:04:32Yes, I am, aren't I, Keira?! You're just a grumpy morwool.
4:04:33 > 4:04:35Felicity, I have got fantastic news!
4:04:35 > 4:04:38I have been offered a job at Dockbridge High. I am joining
4:04:38 > 4:04:41the excellent teaching staff on Class Dismissed.
4:04:41 > 4:04:44Subject - the historical use of canines to alert their owners
4:04:44 > 4:04:48of a guest's arrival, seeing the postman and loitering
4:04:48 > 4:04:51in a neighbourhood of cats.
4:04:51 > 4:04:54I'm just warming up to dance along with The Next Step. Right...
4:04:54 > 4:04:57I'm ready to backflip, or rather, catflip!
4:04:57 > 4:04:58All around the room.
4:04:58 > 4:05:01Oh, wait, there is a box in my performance space.
4:05:01 > 4:05:04I cannot work like this, Saskia!
4:05:06 > 4:05:09Would you like you see your fluffiest friend on the telly?
4:05:09 > 4:05:11Send us a short clip of your pet watching CBBC
4:05:11 > 4:05:14through the Whoops web page and we will make them talk and that!
4:05:14 > 4:05:18Hold on to your hats, cos I have arranged an action-packed
4:05:18 > 4:05:22treat for your eyes and ears. It's a pocket-sized portion of the
4:05:22 > 4:05:26creme de la creme from CBBC this week!
4:05:26 > 4:05:29Is there any way I can see what it is like to be partially sighted?
4:05:29 > 4:05:33We can try. We have these here. These demonstrate a little bit
4:05:33 > 4:05:36- about what it is like for one type of blindness.- I can see shapes,
4:05:36 > 4:05:38but can't really focus on anything.
4:05:38 > 4:05:42- Shall I try these on?- Yeah, sure. This will put an image into the
4:05:42 > 4:05:44- central part of your field of view. - Wow.
4:05:44 > 4:05:46So, straight away, I can see a lot more detail.
4:05:46 > 4:05:49I can see your face, I can see your glasses.
4:05:49 > 4:05:50I can even see you smiling.
4:05:52 > 4:05:56Disaster. This is the worst possible start.
4:05:56 > 4:05:58I have to put this out of my mind and get on with it.
4:05:58 > 4:06:01- OK.- First up, two sets of 90-degree turns.
4:06:05 > 4:06:07Right.
4:06:07 > 4:06:08Yes!
4:06:08 > 4:06:09Now, left...
4:06:09 > 4:06:10Good start!
4:06:10 > 4:06:13But now the tricks get hard.
4:06:13 > 4:06:16The dreaded 180.
4:06:16 > 4:06:18I have to turn and ski backwards twice!
4:06:21 > 4:06:22That's one!
4:06:25 > 4:06:26And...there's the other!
4:06:26 > 4:06:27Yes!
4:06:27 > 4:06:31K. Eh, you can find keys in the house.
4:06:31 > 4:06:33L. The loo!
4:06:33 > 4:06:35Yeah! You can find the loo!
4:06:35 > 4:06:38- M!- You've got M.
4:06:38 > 4:06:40- Money.- Money! You can find a bit of money.
4:06:40 > 4:06:43- Maybe in a little dish or... - Only if you're lucky.
4:06:43 > 4:06:44I have got N. N...
4:06:44 > 4:06:45N...for...
4:06:45 > 4:06:46Eh...N-n-n-n-n...
4:06:46 > 4:06:49No, stop! That's it!
4:06:49 > 4:06:52Alas, we have reached the end. But do not despair.
4:06:52 > 4:06:55There is a whole load of goodies waiting for you over on
4:06:55 > 4:06:58the CBBC iPlayer and website. What lucky human beings
4:06:58 > 4:07:00you all are. Perfect timing, here comes the bus now! No, it's gone!
4:07:00 > 4:07:04Hello? Auntie Maureen, I'm going to be late for bingo again...