3:08:10 > 3:08:13Roll up, roll up, and join me, your ringmaster,
3:08:13 > 3:08:15for the greatest show on Earth.
3:08:15 > 3:08:16It's Whoops I Missed The Bus -
3:08:16 > 3:08:21the strangest attraction to come out of CBBC since...last week's Whoops.
3:08:21 > 3:08:23Meet brand-new vlogger, TC.
3:08:23 > 3:08:26Girl, you better sing.
3:08:26 > 3:08:28Can someone help me understand this?
3:08:28 > 3:08:31- Who are you?- Hetty Feather.
3:08:31 > 3:08:34And your pets have been at it...again.
3:08:34 > 3:08:39Isabella, bring me a hair bobble! I'm missing Whoops I Missed The Bus.
3:08:39 > 3:08:40Keeping you entertained
3:08:40 > 3:08:44with their silly hair and their smiley mouths, as always,
3:08:44 > 3:08:46are our resident clowns Laura and Myles.
3:08:46 > 3:08:49"Clown" - who...? Who are you calling a clown?
3:08:51 > 3:08:53Where did that apple go?
3:08:56 > 3:08:59So step right up and gaze in wonderment
3:08:59 > 3:09:01at everything CCBC has to offer,
3:09:01 > 3:09:05starting with our lovely lady herself - it's Laura!
3:09:05 > 3:09:07My favourite show this week is brand-new to CBBC.
3:09:07 > 3:09:09All I can say is that it's very exciting.
3:09:09 > 3:09:11Have you guessed it yet? I'll give you a clue.
3:09:11 > 3:09:14TUNELESS STRUMMING
3:09:14 > 3:09:16Well, like that, but much, much better.
3:09:16 > 3:09:17It's Lost And Found.
3:09:17 > 3:09:19# You know you gotta try... #
3:09:19 > 3:09:21Right now, the band and I are performing in front
3:09:21 > 3:09:23of other musicians at the studio.
3:09:23 > 3:09:25Lost And Found is where everyone wants to be.
3:09:25 > 3:09:28It's an amazing place where young musicians come to be great.
3:09:28 > 3:09:30# We are the lost, and the found... #
3:09:30 > 3:09:33And there's some familiar faces from another CBBC show.
3:09:33 > 3:09:36No, it's not Danger Mouse. Why would Danger Mouse be in Lost And Found?
3:09:36 > 3:09:38Although having a mouse in a band would be cool.
3:09:38 > 3:09:40# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... # Hit it!
3:09:40 > 3:09:43SQUEAKING: # Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... #
3:09:43 > 3:09:45No! The familiar faces are all from The Next Step.
3:09:45 > 3:09:47James takes drumming to the next level.
3:09:47 > 3:09:50That sounds like it could be a sequel to The Next Step.
3:09:52 > 3:09:53And Michelle is there, too!
3:09:53 > 3:09:54# It's your shot... #
3:09:54 > 3:09:57The studio is so awesome and we just love coming
3:09:57 > 3:09:59and watching the talent that's here.
3:09:59 > 3:10:01# Whoa, oh... #
3:10:01 > 3:10:04Before you think this show is just about singing, think again -
3:10:04 > 3:10:05there's guitars, drums, songwriting
3:10:05 > 3:10:07and, thanks to Jude, even rapping.
3:10:07 > 3:10:08Or should I say...
3:10:08 > 3:10:11SHE RAPS: # Jude can really rap It's so good, the others clap
3:10:11 > 3:10:12# But keep it on the down-low
3:10:12 > 3:10:15# Because we still have more episodes to go. #
3:10:15 > 3:10:18Note to self - don't try to rap.
3:10:18 > 3:10:19But keep the hat.
3:10:19 > 3:10:22And what's the other thing this show contains? Oh, yes - drama.
3:10:22 > 3:10:23SO much drama!
3:10:23 > 3:10:26Mr T chose the more basic, ordinary songs -
3:10:26 > 3:10:29like Rachel's, per se - so that way, the auditioners
3:10:29 > 3:10:31could use them and then make them their own.
3:10:31 > 3:10:33Hi, Rachel.
3:10:35 > 3:10:36Uh-oh...
3:10:36 > 3:10:38And enough awkward moments to match even Lily from So Awkward.
3:10:38 > 3:10:41Why would John write a song about me?
3:10:43 > 3:10:46Um...it's not about you.
3:10:46 > 3:10:47It's about someone else.
3:10:49 > 3:10:51I can't help feeling one of the lessons they should teach
3:10:51 > 3:10:54at Lost And Found is a class on how to take a hint - come on, Luke!
3:10:54 > 3:10:59# Look at my eyes... #
3:10:59 > 3:11:01Leah seems really into this performance.
3:11:01 > 3:11:05It seems like something that's really personal to her and it shows.
3:11:05 > 3:11:07Luke, it's about you!
3:11:07 > 3:11:10But despite the arguments, love problems and scary auditions,
3:11:10 > 3:11:12the team comes together through their music.
3:11:12 > 3:11:14What could be better than that? Hit it!
3:11:14 > 3:11:17TUNELESS STRUMMING
3:11:17 > 3:11:19OK, I need to work on that.
3:11:19 > 3:11:21Maybe I could take up the drums, like James.
3:11:21 > 3:11:22TAPPING
3:11:22 > 3:11:24Splendid vlogging there, Laura - ten out of ten.
3:11:24 > 3:11:27Well, there's only one bunch of people who could possibly top it -
3:11:27 > 3:11:31time to meet this week's 15-Second Fans.
3:11:31 > 3:11:33My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step,
3:11:33 > 3:11:36because there is loads of drama and I love dancing.
3:11:36 > 3:11:37My favourite character is Michelle
3:11:37 > 3:11:40because she's just really pretty and, in my opinion,
3:11:40 > 3:11:41she's the best dancer.
3:11:41 > 3:11:42Nice one!
3:11:42 > 3:11:46My favourite CBBC TV show is Officially Amazing.
3:11:46 > 3:11:49I mean, it is officially amazing, isn't it?
3:11:49 > 3:11:52I love the idea of the whole world records and all.
3:11:52 > 3:11:53It's just so cool.
3:11:53 > 3:11:54Cracking!
3:11:54 > 3:11:56I really love Our School 2,
3:11:56 > 3:11:59because it shows you all the secondary children
3:11:59 > 3:12:02and their good sides and their bad side,
3:12:02 > 3:12:05so I know what it's going to be like when I go into secondary school.
3:12:05 > 3:12:06Lovely work!
3:12:06 > 3:12:10My favourite show on CBBC is Dixie and the Next Step.
3:12:10 > 3:12:14I love Dixie because it has so much drama, mysteries,
3:12:14 > 3:12:16and just because I love it, really.
3:12:16 > 3:12:21And the Next Step is really good because there's so much drama
3:12:21 > 3:12:24and I love to dance. So, bye!
3:12:24 > 3:12:27Well done, gang! And don't forget, you can join in, too.
3:12:27 > 3:12:30Just tell us about your favourite CBBC show in 15 seconds
3:12:30 > 3:12:32and upload it to the Whoops web page.
3:12:32 > 3:12:34Do it for me, why don't you?
3:12:34 > 3:12:36Now, you know that feeling you get when you go to sleep
3:12:36 > 3:12:39and you wake up in a Victorian workhouse?
3:12:39 > 3:12:42No, me neither, but The Dumping Ground's Floss
3:12:42 > 3:12:44knows the feeling all too well...
3:12:58 > 3:13:00HORSES WHINNY
3:13:00 > 3:13:03Wake up! Wake up!
3:13:04 > 3:13:07If Matron catches you sleeping, you'll be in trouble.
3:13:07 > 3:13:10- Who are you?- Hetty Feather?
3:13:10 > 3:13:11What's your borrowed name?
3:13:11 > 3:13:15It's Floss, and I haven't borrowed it from anybody.
3:13:15 > 3:13:17If I were you, I would start scrubbing this floor
3:13:17 > 3:13:19before Matron comes and inspects it.
3:13:19 > 3:13:21You can't tell me what to do.
3:13:21 > 3:13:22I'm just trying to help you.
3:13:22 > 3:13:24And I don't need your help!
3:13:31 > 3:13:34Look who it is - the new girl.
3:13:34 > 3:13:37She's got red hair. Just like Feather.
3:13:37 > 3:13:39And red means trouble.
3:13:41 > 3:13:45- Who are you?- I'm Sheila, and I'm in charge around here.
3:13:45 > 3:13:47- Says who?- Says me.
3:13:49 > 3:13:50Now look what you've done!
3:13:50 > 3:13:52If I cannot see my face in that floor,
3:13:52 > 3:13:54there will be trouble!
3:13:59 > 3:14:01- Look at all this water! - Wasn't my fault.
3:14:01 > 3:14:04- And where is your bonnet? - None of your business.
3:14:04 > 3:14:06You insolent child!
3:14:06 > 3:14:08I took her bonnet.
3:14:08 > 3:14:10I might have known you'd have your hand in this, Feather.
3:14:10 > 3:14:12Run!
3:14:12 > 3:14:14You come back here!
3:14:22 > 3:14:25Here - take this, just in case Matron finds you.
3:14:25 > 3:14:27Why are you being so nice to me?
3:14:27 > 3:14:29Well, friends are the only thing we've got in this place.
3:14:29 > 3:14:32- If I didn't have mine, I don't know what I'd do.- Feather!
3:14:32 > 3:14:37Well, look after them, cos they're the only family that you've got.
3:14:37 > 3:14:39You come back here!
3:14:40 > 3:14:42What will happen to you?
3:14:42 > 3:14:45Nothing they haven't done 100 times before.
3:14:45 > 3:14:47- Thank you. - Friends for ever.
3:15:16 > 3:15:18How To Be Epic At Everything.
3:15:18 > 3:15:23Teaching you how to be good at all sorts of things. Um...what things?
3:15:23 > 3:15:24Lots and lots of them.
3:15:24 > 3:15:28Probably ep-epic things, most likely. Like dancing.
3:15:28 > 3:15:29Hi, I'm Lizzie Gough,
3:15:29 > 3:15:31and I'm going to show you how to do the helicopter.
3:15:31 > 3:15:33This is truly an epic move.
3:15:33 > 3:15:37Oh, we're getting into the "truly epic" territory. OK. This is good.
3:15:37 > 3:15:39I am a fan of truly epic dance moves.
3:15:39 > 3:15:41Always have been. This is for me.
3:15:41 > 3:15:43You're going to start with your knees bent.
3:15:43 > 3:15:45You want to be on the balls of your feet.
3:15:45 > 3:15:48Bend the knee, bend them? Forget it, bend the knees!
3:15:48 > 3:15:50Who wants to do the helicopter anyway?
3:15:50 > 3:15:52Helicopter, who names these dance moves?
3:15:52 > 3:15:56A helicopter as a dance move should be, you grow a bit of metal from
3:15:56 > 3:15:57your head and then it spins
3:15:57 > 3:16:01and transports you off into the distance at very fast speeds.
3:16:01 > 3:16:03That sounds kind of painful.
3:16:03 > 3:16:05Don't be doing that on the school disco floor.
3:16:05 > 3:16:08"He's doing it again. Timmy's doing the helicopter, run!"
3:16:08 > 3:16:11From dancing, we go to fashion.
3:16:11 > 3:16:15As a jumper it is quite fashionable, it is very warm.
3:16:15 > 3:16:17Cool people, what is their secret?
3:16:17 > 3:16:19I don't want to review all my secrets today.
3:16:19 > 3:16:22I will let Lethal Bizzle do that instead, the rapper.
3:16:22 > 3:16:24Yo, I am Lethal Bizzle and I am a rapper
3:16:24 > 3:16:27and I also have got my own clothing line.
3:16:27 > 3:16:30And also, I have got a pet dog. I like long walks, I am hungry.
3:16:30 > 3:16:32If Lethal Bizzle is teaching me how to be cool
3:16:32 > 3:16:35and that is how he is introducing himself, I should take a leaf out
3:16:35 > 3:16:37of his...a fashionable leaf out of his fashionable book.
3:16:37 > 3:16:41Hi, I am Myles, I am not a rapper, I am a vlogger.
3:16:41 > 3:16:45I have glasses and a bear, a room.
3:16:45 > 3:16:47Erm...
3:16:47 > 3:16:51Looking cool is not about what you wear but how you wear it.
3:16:51 > 3:16:52Don't be afraid to be different.
3:16:52 > 3:16:55Individuality is the key to a great style.
3:16:55 > 3:16:58I am not afraid of being different. I'm afraid of looking like an idiot.
3:16:58 > 3:17:01My favourite bit of advice on this episode is Lethal Bizzle's
3:17:01 > 3:17:06advice on accessorising your look. Your cool look. That's important.
3:17:06 > 3:17:08Accessorising your cool look.
3:17:08 > 3:17:10Accessories can help with that.
3:17:10 > 3:17:14- Backpacks. - Backpacks, just a backpack.
3:17:14 > 3:17:17What is cool about this episode is they get a magician to talk us
3:17:17 > 3:17:18through how to do a magic trick.
3:17:18 > 3:17:21Instead of the queen going through the table,
3:17:21 > 3:17:24why don't we make the cup go through?
3:17:24 > 3:17:25Ready?
3:17:26 > 3:17:27Wow!
3:17:27 > 3:17:31And that is how you pass a cup straight through a solid table.
3:17:31 > 3:17:33I want to know the behind-the-scenes of that magic.
3:17:33 > 3:17:37I have a cup, I have a table. I have the magic, probably in me.
3:17:37 > 3:17:41Let's work that magic and pass that cup through the table.
3:17:41 > 3:17:43CUP SMASHES
3:17:43 > 3:17:47Oh, well, that was my... That was my grandma's favourite cup.
3:17:47 > 3:17:48Next week on How To Be Epic At Everything,
3:17:48 > 3:17:51I hope they teach you how to unbreak a cup.
3:17:52 > 3:17:55And also how to unbreak your grandma's heart.
3:18:00 > 3:18:01Shout out if you're watching this.
3:18:01 > 3:18:04If you can guess the show I'm going to be talking about,
3:18:04 > 3:18:06I will sing for you right now. OK, I am fibbing.
3:18:06 > 3:18:09But perhaps my shirt and tie are a big giveaway.
3:18:09 > 3:18:12- It has been a big year for our students.- Good morning, Year 7.
3:18:12 > 3:18:14Good morning.
3:18:14 > 3:18:16Since their apprehensive arrival back in September...
3:18:16 > 3:18:19- Who was nervous on their first day of school?- Oh, Our School.
3:18:19 > 3:18:24It reminds me of the good old days. When I was young, carefree, young.
3:18:24 > 3:18:27Anyway, do you like my school uniform?
3:18:27 > 3:18:31Well, it's more like my school uniform remixed. Sounds like a song.
3:18:31 > 3:18:33# I'm still cool in my school uniform
3:18:33 > 3:18:34# It's the remix, it's the remix. #
3:18:36 > 3:18:40I am definitely ready for that Greenwood Academy talent show.
3:18:40 > 3:18:44# My heart feels nothing, nothing at all... #
3:18:44 > 3:18:46OK, so perhaps compared to Taylor-Jay,
3:18:46 > 3:18:48I could do with a little more work.
3:18:48 > 3:18:52I love music. I have made my own CD.
3:18:52 > 3:18:54Girl, you better sing!
3:18:54 > 3:18:58And if that wasn't enough, this guy will certainly blow you away.
3:18:58 > 3:19:02# You know I am not one to break promises... #
3:19:02 > 3:19:04I love it, that's good.
3:19:04 > 3:19:08Wait a minute, excuse me, I have not been practising years on end
3:19:08 > 3:19:10to suddenly be outshone by Spencer.
3:19:10 > 3:19:12Spence, what do you have to say for yourself?
3:19:12 > 3:19:13Can I call you Spence, by the way?
3:19:13 > 3:19:17# I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe. #
3:19:18 > 3:19:19Bow down to you.
3:19:19 > 3:19:22Sir, you have got to calm down. Please.
3:19:22 > 3:19:26So the talent show. I know, I will join the cheerleaders.
3:19:26 > 3:19:30I twisted my ankle while I was playing dodge ball in PE.
3:19:30 > 3:19:32Disaster strikes the cheerleaders.
3:19:32 > 3:19:35Operation Ouch!
3:19:35 > 3:19:39Meanwhile, I think I may just sit this talent show out.
3:19:39 > 3:19:43Or I could just do a catwalk with my fabulous uniform. Strike a pose.
3:19:43 > 3:19:46And Vogue, and Vogue.
3:19:46 > 3:19:49Lovely stuff. But I want to know what TC stands for.
3:19:49 > 3:19:52Is it Totally Cheery? Terrifically Clever? Tiny Clowns?!
3:19:52 > 3:19:56No, probably not. But I have another burning question and that is...
3:19:58 > 3:20:03'Look, it's Hacker, people tell me we look exactly the same.
3:20:03 > 3:20:05'I could be his doggie double for stunts.
3:20:05 > 3:20:08'I wonder how he gets his fur to stick up like that.
3:20:08 > 3:20:12'I bet it is essence of meat paste. Ellie, fetch me the jar.'
3:20:12 > 3:20:15'Here we go again, another smelly dog on the telly.
3:20:15 > 3:20:18'When will people realise, Shauna, it is us agile,
3:20:18 > 3:20:21'talented swishy-tailed cats that should be in the limelight?
3:20:21 > 3:20:23'Swish, swish, swish, I say!'
3:20:23 > 3:20:27'You know what, Dad? I'm going to build my very own drone
3:20:27 > 3:20:30'and I will fly it around in search of the longest,
3:20:30 > 3:20:33'tastiest grass then I will set up my own secret guinea pig club
3:20:33 > 3:20:36'and we will take over the world, one garden at a time.
3:20:36 > 3:20:39'Wah-ha-ha!'
3:20:39 > 3:20:43'Hello, who's there? Hello, I can't see you, my dear.
3:20:43 > 3:20:46'My fringe, it is all dangling in my eyes.
3:20:46 > 3:20:48'Isabella, bring me a hair bobble,
3:20:48 > 3:20:51'I am missing Whoops, I Missed The Bus.
3:20:51 > 3:20:54'A lovely doggie biscuit wouldn't go amiss either, please.'
3:20:54 > 3:20:56Does your dog adore Dodge?
3:20:56 > 3:20:59Is your hamster addicted to Hank Zipzer?
3:20:59 > 3:21:01Kind of rhymes.
3:21:01 > 3:21:03Then film a 20-second clip of them bingeing on some CBBC goodness
3:21:03 > 3:21:06and send it to us via the Whoops web page.
3:21:06 > 3:21:07It is easy-peasy, like.
3:21:09 > 3:21:10And now... Drumroll, please.
3:21:10 > 3:21:13..it is time for the headline act in our circus of silliness.
3:21:13 > 3:21:18It's daring, it's spectacular, its CBBC's Best Bits.
3:21:18 > 3:21:19Oh, I say, madam!
3:21:19 > 3:21:21MUSIC: So Good by JAGMAC
3:21:21 > 3:21:22# Feeling really hits you
3:21:22 > 3:21:24# Like summertime in the middle of winter
3:21:24 > 3:21:25# So good
3:21:25 > 3:21:27# It's almost like a hunger
3:21:27 > 3:21:29# So tell my mom having breakfast when we go now
3:21:29 > 3:21:31# Soul in a song
3:21:31 > 3:21:33# Don't tell me that I'm wrong
3:21:33 > 3:21:36# I got peace in my mind
3:21:36 > 3:21:39# Yeah, I think it's time Come on, now
3:21:39 > 3:21:41# Get down all night long Yeah, I'm feeling good
3:21:41 > 3:21:43# Swing all night long Yeah, I'm feeling good
3:21:43 > 3:21:46# Hit the beat all night long Yeah, I'm feeling good
3:21:46 > 3:21:48# Yeah, I'm feeling good Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling good... #
3:21:48 > 3:21:50HE CLICKS HIS TEETH
3:21:54 > 3:21:56Erm, searching for a book, sir?
3:21:56 > 3:22:02The lower shelves are aimed at our...younger readers.
3:22:02 > 3:22:05Isabel! I was just looking for...
3:22:05 > 3:22:07HE SQUEALS
3:22:07 > 3:22:10It's up my leg!
3:22:13 > 3:22:16Oh, my trouser leg, my ankle!
3:22:26 > 3:22:29This is sweet!
3:22:41 > 3:22:44Ed has made his way up to the seven-metre board.
3:22:44 > 3:22:46It is a bit high, actually. Look at this.
3:22:48 > 3:22:50No, thanks, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
3:22:50 > 3:22:52He's made the mistake of looking down.
3:22:52 > 3:22:53Never look down.
3:22:53 > 3:22:55Oh, stop looking down, Ed.
3:22:58 > 3:23:00Lederhosen!
3:23:04 > 3:23:05Yes, he didn't make a splash either.
3:23:05 > 3:23:07I cannot believe that is it for another week.
3:23:07 > 3:23:10If any of this made you go, "Oooh!", you can
3:23:10 > 3:23:13catch all of it and more on the CBBC iPlayer and website.
3:23:13 > 3:23:16If I make a dash for it, I might be able to chase the bus driver down.
3:23:16 > 3:23:18Does that bus even have a driver? It's a mystery. Ooh!