0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hear ye! Hear ye!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Thy chariot awaits for our journey to CBBC land.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Please keep your limbs inside the carriage,
0:00:11 > 0:00:14only squash the person next to you when absolutely necessary.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17It's Whoops I Missed The Bus. What's got this lot scrambled?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Berry can't challenge me, she's half-baked, of course. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:22No way! Is that you on the TV?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25I think it's great how CBBC is now on air till nine o'clock.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Myles is having a nightmare.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31That's just the wind.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32That's just more wind.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Nose plugs at the ready, because you're about to dive into an
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Olympic-sized pool filled with CBBC gossip,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40courtesy of our vloggers, Myles, Rhys, and Laura.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm ready. I'm a champion swimmer.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Belly flops, the doggy paddle,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46and panicking when my toes can't touch the bottom are my speciality.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# He's tall, he's funny, he's positively sunny, it's Rhys!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# Do do do do, do do do... # Just take it away, sir!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Life's hard enough when you're live action, but a cartoon?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03There are so many other factors to think about.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I don't know if I could do it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Like a runaway train without any brakes
0:01:08 > 0:01:11# No enemy in a pickle or a tricky situation
0:01:11 > 0:01:15# I love to use my big imagination. #
0:01:15 > 0:01:19As a kid, I used to think that being a cartoon was the coolest thing.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21But after seeing Little Roy, I've realised that
0:01:21 > 0:01:23being a cartoon isn't all it's cracked up to be.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27So I've decided that this vlog would look into the ups and downs
0:01:27 > 0:01:30of being a cartoon in a live action world.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Sneezing as a cartoon would be a lot messier.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ah-choo!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38You can be your own musical instrument.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42JAZZ MUSIC
0:01:42 > 0:01:48ROCK MUSIC
0:01:48 > 0:01:49GUITAR STRING BREAKS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52What the...?! Oh, man!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Great(!) Now I've got to tune it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Everyone knows what you're thinking.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Who ate my cookie?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00I don't know.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Rhys!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08What?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Oh! You mean THAT cookie?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You did not make that clear.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15There's a sound effect for everything you do.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Becky, stop! You're right. I AM full of music.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Maybe I can give a bit of it to you.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Sure, it seems cool at first,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25but imagine having to deal with that in exams.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27PENCIL SCRATCHES
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Shh!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33DING!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38PENCIL SCRATCHES RHYS SNIFFS
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Aaaargh!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Maybe I'll just stick to being real life big Rhys after all.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh! Real Life Big Rhys.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Eh, CBBC? There's a programme idea for you!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I bow down to thee, good man. Little Roy and Finn will be proud indeed.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Sticking to all things little and lively,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02it's time we heard from our vloggers of the mini variety.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06My favourite TV show is The Dumping Ground because all of them are
0:03:06 > 0:03:07always up to mischief.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11There's always a very dramatic moment in there
0:03:11 > 0:03:14and Ryan and Tee and Carmen are my favourite characters.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Get in!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19My favourite CBBC show is Hank Zipzer,
0:03:19 > 0:03:24because he's just the funniest kid ever and I just really like
0:03:24 > 0:03:27his personality and that's why I like Hank Zipzer.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Brilliant! On to the next one.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33My favourite show is Marrying Mum and Dad because it's an
0:03:33 > 0:03:39exciting wedding where the cake is five meters tall and your mum
0:03:39 > 0:03:44is wearing a disco costume.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Nice one.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49My two favourite programmes on CBBC are probably The Next Step
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and Lost and Found because I love
0:03:51 > 0:03:52drama and singing and dancing.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I also love The Dumping Ground and my favourite character's Tee.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59And I think it's great how CBBC is now on air till nine o'clock. Bye!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Do you want to join in on the fun?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04'Course you do! Then send us your very own 15-second vlog,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06all about your favourite CBBC show,
0:04:06 > 0:04:07through the Whoops web page.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09It really is that easy.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11And now, in preparation for The Great British Bake-Off finale,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13check out this latest batch of good stuff.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's fresh out the oven, just for you.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23# Mary Berry, I'm such a beautiful person
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# So fly the flag for me and my lovely desserts
0:04:26 > 0:04:29# I've got the Berry in my name, I was born to bake
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# An array of delightful cakes with fresh fruits on
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# I've come a long way since my first crouton
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# And nothing beats going home to the futon
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# Switching on the telly, to see Mrs Berry
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Doing my thing with baking trays
0:04:42 > 0:04:46# Inspired all of you to stop buying takeaways
0:04:46 > 0:04:48# A star was born, and I'll never fade away
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# My baking peers would be proud of my progress
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# 70 cookbooks published - I know best
0:04:54 > 0:04:58# Paul Hollywood, the name alone symbolises greatness
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# High-octane entertainment
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# The way I knead the dough, you need to know
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# I can rise to any challenge once the heat is on
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# I get making, motorcar racing
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# I'm the Simon Cowell of baking # All kinds of flavours, man
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# I walked in to applause at the cookbook awards
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# Berry can't challenge me, she's half-baked, of course
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# Well, at least I dress well, you won worst-dressed in GQ mag
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# That's got to hurt
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Yes, well, my food sells, it flies off the shelves
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Your food smells and tastes really stale
0:05:29 > 0:05:30# Doughnut Muffin
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Bakewell Crusty
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# Tasteless loaf... Hey, that's cut deep!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37# Three-tiered pie Well, your food's rotten
0:05:37 > 0:05:40# Hey, careful, Berry Think you've got a soggy bottom
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Got a soggy bottom Got a soggy bottom. #
0:05:42 > 0:05:44How dare you!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54This episode of Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature
0:05:54 > 0:05:56is a bit more scary than the others...
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Welcome to my house of horrors. Do come in!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04..because it's about nightmares in our very own homes.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07That's not enough milk. More scary than that.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Look at that eight-legged monstrosity!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Argh, it's that scary! I feel sorry for the cameraman.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16He's lying there, just trying to get some beautiful spider footage.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18"Why's the spider coming over to say hello to me?"
0:06:18 > 0:06:20He's just frozen there. He can't move, otherwise he'll ruin the shot.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22You can't have bad spider shaky camera work.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24He just has to stay there,
0:06:24 > 0:06:28the spider slowly making its new home around him.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Tell my family I love them.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Sorry, I'm just going to get a close-up of you, Mr Spider.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36You're doing fantastic work, Mr Spider, but I just want to
0:06:36 > 0:06:39make you look lovely, so if you just work with me, we can get...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41If you just slow down your little spider dance...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43As I was filming that in the bath, a guy came in,
0:06:43 > 0:06:44because our shower is broken.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It wasn't just a random man on the street.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49"Hello, what are you doing here?" He was fixing the shower.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51So, hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54This isn't really important to mention, is it, on CBBC?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Just updating you about our plumbing work now.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59If the thoughts of spiders are still troubling you,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01don't worry about the house - just go chill out in the garden.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Smell some beautiful flowers, see a lovely, lovely ladybird.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Nothing a ladybird can do will ever be horrible.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11So, first of all, a ladybird begins its life as an egg...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and then out hatches a really tiny little larva.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18They've got a big challenge to find something to eat,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21so actually, they then eat their brothers and sisters, sometimes.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22What?!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Aww. I mean, we've all felt like that, from time to time,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27but you never actually do it. I'm scared of the garden now.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Just lovely little ladybirds, having a family dinner, literally.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Another way to reassure myself, whilst watching this,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36was just to think, "But that's just that house, isn't it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39"Naomi's just found that one house where there's some weird
0:07:39 > 0:07:42"things in it. Isn't it? Isn't there? Help. It's just that house.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44"There's no nightmares in here.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46"Are there?"
0:07:46 > 0:07:48That's just the wind.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49That's just more wind.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51That... KNOCKING
0:07:51 > 0:07:54That... That knocking's coming from me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58CREAKING Hello.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59CREAKING
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Naomi should do the next episode about everything in my room.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I'll just get a lovely little spider close... Oh, hello, Spider.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10You've become my friend.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I'm not going to tell you my favourite show of the week.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21You're going to have to guess.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24But it contains - wait for it - explosions!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Was that believable enough?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30We have a blast finding out how
0:08:30 > 0:08:33explosives revolutionised tunnelling.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38And we'll get up close to the scariest drills since I last
0:08:38 > 0:08:40went to the dentist.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Yes, Dick and Dom are back. Wait, did they actually go?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Er, I'm not sure,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46but I feel like that's something people on the TV always say.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Enough of this conversation with, er, myself.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51What scientific information and facts have I picked up this week?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Meet Fran, our scientist friend,
0:08:53 > 0:08:57who can explain things in a way that even we can understand.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yes! If anyone's going to explain something cool, scientific,
0:09:01 > 0:09:02it's Fran.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's really difficult to meet in the middle,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07cos even very small differences when you start, as you go along,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10they just get bigger and bigger and bigger, so you do end up missing.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13If I was with Fran, I would ask her so many questions.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I mean, I probably wouldn't meet her in a field, like Dick and Dom.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I could think of better meet-up places.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'm in the middle of a field, I can't find Fran,
0:09:20 > 0:09:21and I'm being chased by a duck.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24QUACK-QUACK Things can't get any worse!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27THUNDERCLAP Next time, we're meeting in a cafe.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30So, what Eupalinos did, was he walked around the mountain
0:09:30 > 0:09:33to create a series of triangles, like the ones we've got here.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37I'd ask her 100 questions. How old can someone really get?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41What was the best ever dinosaur? How old did the best ever dinosaur get?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Why do we ask so many questions? Well, not me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45If anything, I'm not asking Fran enough questions.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47So, what would happen if the sun disappeared?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50OWL HOOTS LAUREN YAWNS
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Really, though, what would happen?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Box of nitro-glycerine. What? Is that it?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Look, trust me. It's enough.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00'This stuff is so powerful, we're going to use just one drop.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:03We're going to hit it with a hammer. Ah. Is that it? Of course we are.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, one of you are going to hit it with a hammer.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Ooh, sounds fun!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Ready? Argh! I don't like it!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh, come on, Dom. Really?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Go on, just hit it. What do you mean, "Just hit it"?!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, just hit it with the hammer!
0:10:15 > 0:10:16BANG! Yikes!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17LAUREN GASPS
0:10:17 > 0:10:22'Just one little drop left Dom and I scampering like scaredy-cats.'
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Dick and Dom, you scaredy-cats. You're putting CBBC to shame!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I bet in the olden days of telly,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28they had really cool explosions, and nobody was scared.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32And, hey, look, I found a video from 1952 of actual old CBBC.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I bet it has actual old explosions!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, look, what is this nice little sailor hat and collar doing?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Of course, they're for the boat. You see, he's crossing the channel.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Right...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Looks like you're cutting open a safe. Come on! Is it perfect?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# All over France, and visit all the farms
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# French carrots have such charms. #
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Mmm.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Three, two, one...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yes! Wow!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07One, two, three, go!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, isn't it good?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK, I was definitely wrong about that. CBBC has come a long way
0:11:13 > 0:11:14in the coolness stakes since then.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Dick and Dom, stick to the cool explosions,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19and in the meantime, I'm going to ask Fran another question.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Fran, how do I create real fire from nothing? Like this.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I still need to work on making these look believable, don't I?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31What an absolutely genius vlog, but quick, take cover!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I can see an army of pets marching this way,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35and they're chatting, as well!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Which can mean only one thing. It's time for What You Thinking, Pet?
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Hmm, Jasper the cat is very comfy on his squishy orange beanbag.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47See how I swish my tail in enjoyment.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Amelia says I'm the fluffiest wiffykins in all the land.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I deserve a kitty crown and a yummy biscuit.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Chop chop, Amelia, Jasper's tummy is awaiting!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's so tense! Is Radzi going to make it?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I don't know how a human can balance on water with only two paws!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh, Radzi, where'd you go?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I've been told, on many an occasion, that I look rather like Eldon.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I think it's the way I style me hair.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Teach me the moves,
0:12:14 > 0:12:16and I'd be in that A-Troupe before you can say,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19"Eh? Is that a dog in A-Troupe?"
0:12:19 > 0:12:21The team could do with a hairy cutie like me.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Cookie the cat here, The Next Step's biggest fan.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Yes, Sienna, I DO need to sit directly in front of the telly
0:12:28 > 0:12:31to make sure I don't miss any details for me blog.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35It's called Cats - Not Just A Musical, But A Way Of Life.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39I've been rated three out of four purrs, don't you know?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42My oh, my, what a cracking bunch of chatterboxes.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Do you have a rabbiting rabbit, or a nattering newt?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Then just record a 20-second clip of your beastly bestie watching
0:12:48 > 0:12:49CBBC, and send it in to us through
0:12:49 > 0:12:51the Whoops web page. Simples.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53What You Thinking, Pet?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56What's that? You'd like to see some super snippets from CBBC this week?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It must be all your birthdays at once,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01rolled into a fantastic pocket-sized pressie, cos guess what?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Play the tape, Mum!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# I don't run from my imperfections
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# I let my freak flag fly
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# I'm leaving my own impressions
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# Let me tell you why
0:13:15 > 0:13:22# I've gotta do me
0:13:22 > 0:13:27# Cos nobody does it better, yeah
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Nobody does it better, yeah. #
0:13:30 > 0:13:35I called Henry in here to discuss his peer review, but instead,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I've been watching him finger-tut, for, like, 15 minutes.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I want to say something. It's just, I think I might be hypnotised.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Erm... Are you ready for your peer review?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Lay it on me. Great. OK.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58So, your peer says that you are inscrutable, so, basically,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00you're hard to read.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01What do you take from that?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Well, in a way, the feedback seems kind of bad,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08but in another almost equal way, it seems kind of good.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12It's all situational, you know? Overall, it makes me want to smile.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Get it in a line, and just drive away from you.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Just drive away from you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21No! Farce are down!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Farce are down, and Alex is gutted, and Air Farce One is flipped.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28The Flying Foxes take up their last brick, and whoa!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Hang on, there's a crash too! Now, this is interesting.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Does the crash void the second place? There's going to be
0:14:33 > 0:14:35some head-scratching in the Air Marshal's office.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Actually, don't scratch your head with your rotors, Marshal.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39That wouldn't be pretty.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42What is sport? "What is sport?" Yeah.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Er, I've never had that question before.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Erm... That's what I do, cocker, that's what I do.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Did you win any gold medals?
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Two. Two golds! This is a two-times gold medal Olympian. Hooray!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Not the face! I've got a photoshoot for Newsround.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59And that's all we've got time for!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01But get yourself over to the CBBC iPlayer
0:15:01 > 0:15:04for loads of good stuff and tremendous LOLs.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Hang on, wait, no, don't go! I can't be late for tea tonight.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Uncle Les is visiting, and if I'm not there,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10he's going to eat my blob of the trifle!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, guess I'm stuck with the wafers again.