Episode 22

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3:51:56 > 3:51:58Fasten your seatbelts because we're about to land at

3:51:58 > 3:51:59Whoops I Missed The Bus airport.

3:51:59 > 3:52:01Pop your tray in the upright position,

3:52:01 > 3:52:03store all luggage in the overhead compartment and hold on tight.

3:52:03 > 3:52:06Things are about to get bumpy. Passports, please.

3:52:06 > 3:52:08ROBOT is this about?

3:52:08 > 3:52:09This is so cool.

3:52:09 > 3:52:11- Hey, can I charge my phone off you? - BUZZER

3:52:11 > 3:52:14Hey-up, what are you doing?

3:52:14 > 3:52:16I'm sick of this place!

3:52:16 > 3:52:18Oh, I'm sick of it!

3:52:18 > 3:52:20And Laura is up to...

3:52:20 > 3:52:21something.

3:52:21 > 3:52:23Get out of my way!

3:52:23 > 3:52:25Warning, warning, there are three suspects currently at large.

3:52:25 > 3:52:28Charges include side-splitting humour and cracking too many jokes.

3:52:28 > 3:52:31It's our vloggers, Tee Cee, Laura and Myles.

3:52:31 > 3:52:32Knock-knock.

3:52:34 > 3:52:35Knock-knock.

3:52:35 > 3:52:39Come on, we've practised this earlier, why are showing me up now?

3:52:42 > 3:52:45OMD, Next Steppers, stretch out those hamstrings

3:52:45 > 3:52:46and point those pinkie toes

3:52:46 > 3:52:49cos first up we're in for an education in the art of dance.

3:52:49 > 3:52:50Take it away, Miss Tee Cee.

3:52:50 > 3:52:54Woo! Things are really hotting up on the A-Troupe earlier this week.

3:52:54 > 3:52:57The drama, the shadiness, the say what?!

3:52:57 > 3:52:58My goodness, it was all so real.

3:52:58 > 3:53:02Hey, Michelle, I just wanted to wish you good luck.

3:53:02 > 3:53:06Oh, I'm going to destroy you, Piper. You have no idea.

3:53:06 > 3:53:07Good luck, though.

3:53:07 > 3:53:10I have never seen competition so fierce.

3:53:10 > 3:53:12GROWLING

3:53:12 > 3:53:13Well, until now.

3:53:13 > 3:53:16Now, competition can be a good thing as long as it's healthy.

3:53:16 > 3:53:18- CRUNCHING - OK, really?

3:53:18 > 3:53:21You need to stop interrupting my vlog now, it's not on.

3:53:21 > 3:53:24And on the other hand, competition can get pretty sticky,

3:53:24 > 3:53:27especially when it comes between friends.

3:53:27 > 3:53:29How dope is it going to be when we both make the qualifier?

3:53:29 > 3:53:33That would be so sick but, I mean, don't get your hopes up too much.

3:53:33 > 3:53:36The qualifier is a group competition, not a solo.

3:53:36 > 3:53:38OK, what are you getting at?

3:53:38 > 3:53:40There'll probably be a lot of contemporary moves

3:53:40 > 3:53:44and that's not exactly your strong suit.

3:53:44 > 3:53:46Whoa, whoa, whoa! OK, time-out.

3:53:46 > 3:53:48- And now you're reaching for the soap.- Soap.

3:53:48 > 3:53:50And you bring the soap around.

3:53:50 > 3:53:51Bring it around.

3:53:51 > 3:53:54- And clean.- And clean.

3:53:54 > 3:53:56And now you're reaching for the shampoo.

3:53:56 > 3:53:58Wow, I guess when you want to bring your A-game,

3:53:58 > 3:53:59you'll do every and anything,

3:53:59 > 3:54:02including practising how to reach for that shampoo.

3:54:02 > 3:54:05I wonder what else would improve my dance moves?

3:54:05 > 3:54:07And fluff the cushions.

3:54:09 > 3:54:11And spread the blanket.

3:54:12 > 3:54:16And reach for the remote control.

3:54:16 > 3:54:19And it seems like maybe Michelle's being cold for a reason after all.

3:54:19 > 3:54:21I did what I had to do to win.

3:54:21 > 3:54:24And, Piper, you should've done the same thing.

3:54:24 > 3:54:26What you did was wrong, Michelle.

3:54:26 > 3:54:27What I did was not wrong.

3:54:28 > 3:54:31You lied. You cheated.

3:54:31 > 3:54:33What I did was not cheating.

3:54:33 > 3:54:36It was a competition, I competed, you didn't.

3:54:36 > 3:54:37Pfft, I mean...

3:54:40 > 3:54:43You know why Riley lost the solo last year at Internationals?

3:54:43 > 3:54:45Because another team stole her choreography.

3:54:45 > 3:54:47You know, we could've just packed our bags and went home

3:54:47 > 3:54:49but we didn't.

3:54:49 > 3:54:51We pulled it together as a team which is what I'm trying to do,

3:54:51 > 3:54:53I'm trying to make all of us stronger.

3:54:53 > 3:54:57Well, I guess there was method in the meanness after all.

3:54:57 > 3:54:58But, the good thing is,

3:54:58 > 3:55:00I guess we can all take a valuable lesson away from this

3:55:00 > 3:55:03and that's if the competition doesn't kill you,

3:55:03 > 3:55:05- it can only make you stronger. - EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYS

3:55:05 > 3:55:08You just couldn't help yourself, could you? Why?

3:55:08 > 3:55:11And the National Vlogging Champion is Tee Cee!

3:55:11 > 3:55:14Good work. But halt! Who goes there?

3:55:14 > 3:55:17You must be this week's 15 Seconds Fans!

3:55:17 > 3:55:18Hi, my name's Gwen.

3:55:18 > 3:55:20Hi, my name's Elin.

3:55:20 > 3:55:23Hi, my name is Cadi!

3:55:23 > 3:55:24I love Next Step.

3:55:24 > 3:55:27I love the Official Chart Show.

3:55:27 > 3:55:30I love Dengineers!

3:55:30 > 3:55:31Lovely work.

3:55:31 > 3:55:32Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus.

3:55:32 > 3:55:36My favourite television show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground

3:55:36 > 3:55:38because I think there's so many adventures every single episode,

3:55:38 > 3:55:41not one episode hasn't got drama in

3:55:41 > 3:55:44and my favourite character was Johnny.

3:55:44 > 3:55:45Nice work.

3:55:45 > 3:55:49My favourite CBBC show has to be So Awkward

3:55:49 > 3:55:53because it's very weird and awkward and I just love it.

3:55:53 > 3:55:55And my favourite character has to be Jas

3:55:55 > 3:55:58because she's weird, awkward and funny.

3:55:58 > 3:55:59Brilliant!

3:55:59 > 3:56:03My favourite CBBC show is...

3:56:03 > 3:56:06The Next Step and Lost & Found Music Studios because...

3:56:06 > 3:56:07And Blue Peter.

3:56:07 > 3:56:10They're all about music and dance and I like that

3:56:10 > 3:56:14and I like getting loads of badges and competitions in Blue Peter.

3:56:14 > 3:56:17And I love Whoops I Missed The Bus.

3:56:17 > 3:56:20There's only one word for your performance - outstanding!

3:56:20 > 3:56:22And why not record your very own 15-second vlog

3:56:22 > 3:56:24telling us what you love about CBBC

3:56:24 > 3:56:26and send it in to us through the Whoops web page?

3:56:26 > 3:56:29Now, you might've noticed something odd in CBBC HQ this week

3:56:29 > 3:56:32in the form of a slightly robotic sounding presenter type chap.

3:56:32 > 3:56:35And joining Karim was an actual robot!

3:56:35 > 3:56:37Take a look at how it all began.

3:56:48 > 3:56:51So, what do we do with these now?

3:56:51 > 3:56:54We could make 1,000 origami swans out of 'em.

3:56:54 > 3:56:57Yeah, but, Hacks, we're meant to be building a robot, I've...

3:56:57 > 3:56:59I've got no idea how, though.

3:56:59 > 3:57:00Oh, I'll sort this out.

3:57:00 > 3:57:04I've got a friend who might just do the job.

3:57:04 > 3:57:06Oh-ow!

3:57:06 > 3:57:08VWORP-VWORP!

3:57:08 > 3:57:10What...?

3:57:10 > 3:57:11Hacks, look at that.

3:57:11 > 3:57:13I don't believe it.

3:57:13 > 3:57:16Mmm! Come on, bring the designs.

3:57:16 > 3:57:18Hang on, then, Hacks!

3:57:20 > 3:57:21Come on!

3:57:21 > 3:57:23Wait for me, mate.

3:57:24 > 3:57:28Ooh, this is fancy, isn't it?

3:57:28 > 3:57:29Wow!

3:57:29 > 3:57:32But, Hacks, what do we do now?

3:57:32 > 3:57:34Do I literally have to do everything around here, Karim?

3:57:34 > 3:57:37Just show the TARDIS the viewers' designs

3:57:37 > 3:57:39and she'll know what to do next.

3:57:44 > 3:57:46Hurry up, get 'em in there!

3:57:52 > 3:57:55Right, let's get this thing started!

3:57:57 > 3:57:59It's time to build a robot.

3:57:59 > 3:58:02VWORP-VWORP!

3:58:03 > 3:58:05Press the red button!

3:58:05 > 3:58:07We've lost the WiFi now.

3:58:07 > 3:58:10- I don't know what I'm doing. - Fix your hair.

3:58:15 > 3:58:17Has she made the robot?

3:58:17 > 3:58:18WHIRRING

3:58:18 > 3:58:19Oooh!

3:58:21 > 3:58:23Karim, catch it!

3:58:24 > 3:58:26Ahhh!

3:58:27 > 3:58:29VWORP!

3:58:31 > 3:58:32- BEEPING - This is so cool!

3:58:32 > 3:58:34- Hey, can I charge my phone off you? - BUZZER

3:58:34 > 3:58:37- Hey, can we keep him?- I guess so.

3:58:37 > 3:58:40I can't believe we actually made a robot, Hacks!

3:58:40 > 3:58:42- I know! - BEEPING

3:58:47 > 3:58:51The new series of Eve is back and it opens with a bang,

3:58:51 > 3:58:55if by a bang I mean a group of robo-children all speaking...

3:58:55 > 3:58:59Oh, they're creepy, all speaking at the same time.

3:58:59 > 3:59:01- ALL:- Please go away.

3:59:01 > 3:59:03Don't argue with them.

3:59:03 > 3:59:07- Listen, poppet, we just need to... - Please go away.

3:59:07 > 3:59:09It's a little bit creepy.

3:59:09 > 3:59:11Also, Eve has been working with her sister, Katie,

3:59:11 > 3:59:14to try and make her like seem more of a human

3:59:14 > 3:59:16but she refuses to follow Eve's instructions

3:59:16 > 3:59:18and it turns out this is actually a good thing

3:59:18 > 3:59:20cos she's thinking more for herself

3:59:20 > 3:59:22and she's not just sort of being a mindless robot,

3:59:22 > 3:59:24which sounds a bit rude cos she is a robot but...

3:59:24 > 3:59:26Katie just refused to obey me.

3:59:26 > 3:59:28Katie, listen to your sister, please.

3:59:28 > 3:59:30No, this is a good thing.

3:59:30 > 3:59:32I mean, now she's just going to get loads of praise for everything.

3:59:32 > 3:59:34"Tidy your room, Katie."

3:59:34 > 3:59:36"No."

3:59:36 > 3:59:39"Oh, well done, that, no, that is, that is good.

3:59:39 > 3:59:42"Could you help clean the dishes, though?"

3:59:42 > 3:59:43"No, not really."

3:59:43 > 3:59:47"No? Good, well done, you're making a lot of progress.

3:59:47 > 3:59:49"Do you think this jumper's nice?" "Nah."

3:59:49 > 3:59:50"That one wasn't even an instruction,

3:59:50 > 3:59:52"that was purely an opinion so that's...

3:59:52 > 3:59:54"I know you're doing this on purpose now."

3:59:54 > 3:59:57It's tricky being a robot, I presume. I can only presume.

3:59:57 > 3:59:58Zzzzt.

3:59:58 > 4:00:00I've learned as well there are some things you have to be careful

4:00:00 > 4:00:02saying to a robot.

4:00:02 > 4:00:03You stretch your legs, I'll...

4:00:03 > 4:00:05grab a coffee.

4:00:05 > 4:00:06"Stretch your legs" to a robot,

4:00:06 > 4:00:08they might stretch until they come off!

4:00:08 > 4:00:10Stretch your legs, all right,

4:00:10 > 4:00:12they just keep stretching until it's just like string now.

4:00:12 > 4:00:15It's just putty. Got to be careful how you say things.

4:00:15 > 4:00:16You're talking about how you're trying to

4:00:16 > 4:00:19kill two birds with one stone by splitting the housework up.

4:00:19 > 4:00:21"Right, I've done the dishes, have you done the hoovering?"

4:00:21 > 4:00:23And they're just holding two dead birds.

4:00:25 > 4:00:27Just do it all yourself, it's easier.

4:00:27 > 4:00:30And even if you mean well, though, it can still backfire.

4:00:30 > 4:00:32I have cut off the power to the traffic lights for a radius

4:00:32 > 4:00:35of ten miles, this will gridlock the area,

4:00:35 > 4:00:37traffic will build up and no ambulance will get through.

4:00:37 > 4:00:39Eve stopped an ambulance from getting through

4:00:39 > 4:00:43but also has inconvenienced thousands of other people

4:00:43 > 4:00:45who are not related to this episode of TV

4:00:45 > 4:00:48but are also now still in a panic.

4:00:48 > 4:00:49Their days have been thrown off.

4:00:49 > 4:00:52We're not seeing their chaos but they are sitting there just furious.

4:00:52 > 4:00:56But it's fine, I'm sure this won't come up later as a problem.

4:00:56 > 4:00:59- I need to get to the hospital. - The roads are blocked, remember?

4:00:59 > 4:01:02- What about the motorbike? - Where's the motorbike?

4:01:02 > 4:01:03Where's...? Where's the motorbike?

4:01:03 > 4:01:06I'm going to have a guess and say it's on the moon for some reason

4:01:06 > 4:01:08because Eve was trying to clear the garage up and,

4:01:08 > 4:01:10"Oh, there's the motorbike here, don't know where to put this."

4:01:10 > 4:01:12Fly up into space and just leave it on a rock.

4:01:12 > 4:01:15I'm not having a go, she's trying her best.

4:01:20 > 4:01:22I think I've found my brand-new favourite show.

4:01:22 > 4:01:24Well, definitely one of my favourite shows,

4:01:24 > 4:01:26there's a lot to choose from, Appsolute Genius,

4:01:26 > 4:01:29Officially Amazing, Blue Peter, Danger Mouse, So Awkward...

4:01:29 > 4:01:31- CLEARING THROAT - Oh, got distracted, sorry.

4:01:31 > 4:01:34Yes, I am deep into Rank The Prank which obviously involves pranks

4:01:34 > 4:01:38plus tonnes of fun and a competition.

4:01:38 > 4:01:40The hour of judgment is upon them.

4:01:40 > 4:01:42I am very excited and...

4:01:42 > 4:01:45- Anxious?- Anxious, yes.

4:01:45 > 4:01:47Which team will make it through?

4:01:47 > 4:01:50If we win, I'll feel like a real pro.

4:01:50 > 4:01:51And there's even a stunt actress.

4:01:51 > 4:01:54I'm Devon Slack and my official title is stunt actress

4:01:54 > 4:01:56but in the biz, they call us crash kids.

4:01:56 > 4:01:59Maybe not, OK. They should, though, it sounds a lot cooler.

4:01:59 > 4:02:02Crash kid, even better, I've always wanted to do stunts

4:02:02 > 4:02:04but the closest I got is doing a roly-poly.

4:02:05 > 4:02:06Oh.

4:02:06 > 4:02:08Am I a crash kid now, please?

4:02:08 > 4:02:10The best part of Rank The Prank for me

4:02:10 > 4:02:12is the reactions of the prank victims. Check this out.

4:02:12 > 4:02:14Oh! Oh, darn it. Oh, oh!

4:02:14 > 4:02:16Oh!

4:02:17 > 4:02:19And look at these faces.

4:02:19 > 4:02:20Boom!

4:02:21 > 4:02:23You know what, it's not even surprising

4:02:23 > 4:02:25the victims have those reactions.

4:02:25 > 4:02:27Team Prank 360 did an amazing job of convincing their friends

4:02:27 > 4:02:30they had hidden chi to make objects move.

4:02:30 > 4:02:32Making objects move sounds ridiculous.

4:02:32 > 4:02:33Get out of my way!

4:02:35 > 4:02:36Oh, no!

4:02:36 > 4:02:37Ooh, ouch!

4:02:37 > 4:02:39It's a good job the crash kids, AKA the stunt actors,

4:02:39 > 4:02:42are trained to do this properly. What an amazing prank.

4:02:42 > 4:02:44I'm going to come in and I'm going to fall on the ground

4:02:44 > 4:02:47and then hopefully the target will come over and be concerned.

4:02:47 > 4:02:50Now, I've just got to work out how to get trained as a crash kid

4:02:50 > 4:02:53so I can prank people like that. It can't be too hard, right?

4:02:53 > 4:02:55Is he going to hit me or not?

4:02:55 > 4:02:56And I was like, "Oh."

4:02:59 > 4:03:01Did he just jump over their heads?

4:03:01 > 4:03:04An actual jump over their actual heads?

4:03:04 > 4:03:06Maybe I better perfect my roly-poly

4:03:06 > 4:03:09before I try anything more challenging.

4:03:11 > 4:03:12Ow!

4:03:12 > 4:03:15I definitely think vlogging is more my thing.

4:03:15 > 4:03:18I rank that vlog pranktastic! Hats off to you, good lady.

4:03:18 > 4:03:20Now then, are you ready for something brand-new?

4:03:20 > 4:03:23Clear out the wax from your ears and open your eyes right wide-like

4:03:23 > 4:03:26because we're about to play Guess Whom?

4:03:26 > 4:03:28- Guest whom! - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

4:03:28 > 4:03:30Oi, bog off!

4:03:30 > 4:03:32I never want to see you again.

4:03:32 > 4:03:34I'm sick of this place!

4:03:34 > 4:03:37Ooh, I'm sick of it!

4:03:37 > 4:03:38Did you guess who it was, Cocker?

4:03:40 > 4:03:41Oh, why don't you all just bog off?

4:03:41 > 4:03:44Yes, that's right, it was Tracy Beaker.

4:03:44 > 4:03:47I said bog off, that's what she says!

4:03:50 > 4:03:53# Clem, I mean, I love ya but I'm just too cool

4:03:53 > 4:03:56# I need to do my homework before the bell goes for school! #

4:03:59 > 4:04:01Did you get it?

4:04:01 > 4:04:03Nice moves, Nero.

4:04:03 > 4:04:06I'm Nero from 4 O'clock Club, of course!

4:04:06 > 4:04:08SHE LAUGHS

4:04:08 > 4:04:10- How's it going?- I'm all right.

4:04:10 > 4:04:13Hiya, welcome, to Big Friday Wind Up.

4:04:13 > 4:04:15You've said the show,

4:04:15 > 4:04:18they probably know it now cos you've said the show.

4:04:18 > 4:04:19Do you know who we are?

4:04:21 > 4:04:24- The name's Mark.- Sam and Mark. - BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

4:04:26 > 4:04:30- Sam and Mark, Sam and Mark. - Oh, you gave it away.- No?

4:04:30 > 4:04:32- They're quite hard to do, actually. - They are, do you know what I mean?

4:04:32 > 4:04:35It's great watching them but why not give it a go?

4:04:35 > 4:04:38Can you do a tip-top impression of a CBBC character or presenter?

4:04:38 > 4:04:40Send us a 15-second video of your impression

4:04:40 > 4:04:42and remember to reveal who you transformed into.

4:04:42 > 4:04:45Just go to the Whoops web page to find out more.

4:04:45 > 4:04:46Guess Whom?

4:04:46 > 4:04:48Oh, it's my favourite part of the week.

4:04:48 > 4:04:51It's even better than getting a second pudding as a Sunday treat.

4:04:51 > 4:04:54It's only all the very best bits from CBBC this week!

4:04:54 > 4:04:56I know, you can thank me later.

4:05:00 > 4:05:03# Whoa, as long as I'm with you

4:05:06 > 4:05:10# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

4:05:14 > 4:05:17# As long as I'm with you

4:05:19 > 4:05:23# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming. #

4:05:23 > 4:05:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

4:05:31 > 4:05:33Success!

4:05:33 > 4:05:36And the stingrays seem to be having fun, too.

4:05:39 > 4:05:41Ah!

4:05:41 > 4:05:42Ah, I felt its face!

4:05:42 > 4:05:45These stingrays really do like hanging out with people

4:05:45 > 4:05:48and here it does seem they don't pose us any threat.

4:05:48 > 4:05:53But... Ugh! ..with their venomous stingers and whip-like tails...

4:05:55 > 4:05:58..they certainly have the credentials to rate

4:05:58 > 4:06:00as my worst nightmare.

4:06:02 > 4:06:05It's 3-2, the next zap is crucial.

4:06:07 > 4:06:08- 3-3!- 3-3, it's neck and neck.

4:06:08 > 4:06:11So after all the heats, all the rounds,

4:06:11 > 4:06:14it all comes down to this - the next laser strike.

4:06:14 > 4:06:16It's really anyone's game now.

4:06:16 > 4:06:17Up, up, up!

4:06:17 > 4:06:21Incredible, there is so much riding on this I can't take the pressure.

4:06:21 > 4:06:24- Yeah! Hacker T Dog...- What? - ..you are six-and-a-half years old.

4:06:24 > 4:06:26- Sure am, Cocker! - And loads of you guys at home

4:06:26 > 4:06:28have been e-mailing in with loads of...

4:06:28 > 4:06:30- Read some out!- ..birthday messages.

4:06:30 > 4:06:33- As YourHauntedTardis says, "Happy birthday, Hacker."- Thank you.

4:06:33 > 4:06:37"Have a brilliant day. Here is a special milky brew for you."

4:06:37 > 4:06:39And they've put the little emoji on there as well.

4:06:39 > 4:06:41- I'll take it, Cocker, I'll take it! - Splendid.

4:06:41 > 4:06:43Hey, how about this as well? Dayza says, "Happy birthday.

4:06:43 > 4:06:45"I will send you virtual meat paste

4:06:45 > 4:06:48"and some money for the public lav-lavs."

4:06:48 > 4:06:52- I prefer real meat paste but I do need the lavatory money.- Ha-ha.

4:06:52 > 4:06:55See something you missed? Desperate to find out what just happened?

4:06:55 > 4:06:56Stop panicking!

4:06:56 > 4:06:58Get yourself over to the CBBC iPlayer and web page

4:06:58 > 4:06:59for all this and more.

4:06:59 > 4:07:02Now, I've got a new app, it alerts you when the bus is coming.

4:07:02 > 4:07:03Just check my phone to...

4:07:03 > 4:07:06Oh, wait, hang on. It was on silent. Guess I'm walking again.