Episode 26

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6:24:56 > 6:24:59CBBC fanatics, report to the bus immediately!

6:24:59 > 6:25:01Catch up on all the latest from the world's best channel,

6:25:01 > 6:25:03commencing in three, two, one!

6:25:03 > 6:25:07It's Whoops I Missed The Bus! Hashtag, "awkward".

6:25:07 > 6:25:11# It's the coolest subject, you'll all agree

6:25:11 > 6:25:14# And teachers call it PSHE... #

6:25:14 > 6:25:16Who are you guess-whoming about?

6:25:16 > 6:25:19See-e-es ya!

6:25:19 > 6:25:22And vlogger Laura needs a reboot.

6:25:22 > 6:25:24Ugh!

6:25:24 > 6:25:25Oh, no!

6:25:25 > 6:25:26Yay!

6:25:26 > 6:25:28One place you're guaranteed to find a CBBC vlogger

6:25:28 > 6:25:30is in their bedroom wearing fluffy socks

6:25:30 > 6:25:33and watching a 13-hour Tracy Beaker marathon!

6:25:33 > 6:25:36Time to sit down to a 13-hour Tracy Beaker marathon

6:25:36 > 6:25:38wearing my fluffiest socks.

6:25:38 > 6:25:39I'm so wild.

6:25:43 > 6:25:45First up, it's a treat for the eyes.

6:25:45 > 6:25:48Prepare to enter a state of awe and wonderment.

6:25:48 > 6:25:51Show us what you're made of, Myles!

6:25:51 > 6:25:53Show Me What You're Made Of is a pretty great show

6:25:53 > 6:25:55where a group of British teenagers

6:25:55 > 6:25:58find out how all the things we use in our daily lives are made.

6:25:58 > 6:26:01Which sounds like, you know... It's very informative

6:26:01 > 6:26:04and an inspirational journey.

6:26:04 > 6:26:05I absolutely hate it here.

6:26:05 > 6:26:07Or not. That's a different one.

6:26:07 > 6:26:10That's different. Different for different people, I think...

6:26:10 > 6:26:12This episode, the group are in Cambodia

6:26:12 > 6:26:16finding out how coffee is made and working with coffee plants.

6:26:16 > 6:26:21Because it turns out coffee comes from plants and not just a machine.

6:26:21 > 6:26:24Where do the cups fall down from in a plant?

6:26:24 > 6:26:26Oh, there's, like, a perfect one,

6:26:26 > 6:26:28but it's in a spider web.

6:26:28 > 6:26:30THEY WHIMPER

6:26:30 > 6:26:34Lots of questions. Where do the spiders come from? Why? Why...?

6:26:34 > 6:26:36Can we get Naomi from Nightmares Of Nature in there, please?

6:26:36 > 6:26:39I don't even like coffee and I know spiders just shouldn't be involved.

6:26:39 > 6:26:41Don't go... You're already buzzing around

6:26:41 > 6:26:44with all your legs everywhere, you don't need a caffeine boost.

6:26:45 > 6:26:47Our five pickers will have two hours

6:26:47 > 6:26:51to pick as many perfectly ripe cherries as they can.

6:26:51 > 6:26:53And the boss will be watching.

6:26:53 > 6:26:56In this task, they have to pick the ripe coffee cherry,

6:26:56 > 6:27:00and if they don't, they can ruin the whole plant.

6:27:00 > 6:27:03- Are they good?- This is not yet ripe. That's not good.

6:27:03 > 6:27:06If you keep picking up the unripe one,

6:27:06 > 6:27:09and then, next year, the crop, it would be less.

6:27:09 > 6:27:11But nobody knows which cherries to actually pick.

6:27:11 > 6:27:13Just give us a shout beforehand, just pop it on an e-mail

6:27:13 > 6:27:16so we know and so the plants aren't completely ruined forever.

6:27:16 > 6:27:18Because we've picked a green one over a red,

6:27:18 > 6:27:20the plant's just sweating, "Please don't make a mistake."

6:27:20 > 6:27:22The spider's sweating, "Where am I going to live now?"

6:27:22 > 6:27:25Sam, you need to use your feet to pat it down. Look.

6:27:25 > 6:27:28- What have I done?- Leaves are coming off of the plant.

6:27:28 > 6:27:31Seriously, you need to stop stepping on them and don't pull on it.

6:27:31 > 6:27:33There we see that the boss has appointed Faith

6:27:33 > 6:27:37the group supervisor, which means she has a lot more power now.

6:27:37 > 6:27:38"Where's the passion, boy?"

6:27:38 > 6:27:40- LOUDER: - Which means she has a lot more...

6:27:40 > 6:27:41"I don't like that one."

6:27:41 > 6:27:44Which means she has a lot more power now. "Nope, do better."

6:27:44 > 6:27:45- TOUGHER:- She's got a lot more power now.

6:27:45 > 6:27:47"I should be where you are right now."

6:27:47 > 6:27:49Just let me talk about CBBC in peace, please,

6:27:49 > 6:27:51Bear...who's...talking.

6:27:51 > 6:27:52"I'm just in your head, mate."

6:27:52 > 6:27:55Did you say you're on my bed or in my head, Bear?

6:27:55 > 6:27:58Sam has a massive collection of trainers.

6:27:58 > 6:28:02His most expensive pair are a whopping £600.

6:28:02 > 6:28:04I did not know there was a shoe for £600.

6:28:04 > 6:28:06Even if that's too expensive, and you're like,

6:28:06 > 6:28:09"I can't afford £600. I just get the one shoe." That's still £300!

6:28:09 > 6:28:11And you have to get the other one anyway,

6:28:11 > 6:28:13otherwise you'd just be not walking quite right.

6:28:13 > 6:28:15The fact that a shoe cost £600 is amazing.

6:28:15 > 6:28:18That's more amazing than the fact that, in Cambodia,

6:28:18 > 6:28:20people spend hours on end working incredibly hard

6:28:20 > 6:28:23with no glory and little to no pay extracting berries from the earth

6:28:23 > 6:28:26to turn into a liquid for the whole world to enjoy.

6:28:28 > 6:28:30They were lovely shoes, though.

6:28:30 > 6:28:33Well, you're clearly made of funny bones. Ha-ha! But move over,

6:28:33 > 6:28:35there's an army of 15-second fans snapping at your heels

6:28:35 > 6:28:38to take over our tellyboxes. Go for it, gang.

6:28:38 > 6:28:39Hi, CBBC.

6:28:39 > 6:28:43I'm Isabel and my favourite TV show is The Next Step,

6:28:43 > 6:28:45because I love dancing, I love singing

6:28:45 > 6:28:46and I just love all the drama in it.

6:28:46 > 6:28:50My second favourite one is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

6:28:50 > 6:28:54- which, hopefully, I'm on, because it's just amazing.- Nice one.

6:28:54 > 6:28:55Hi, my name's Samara

6:28:55 > 6:28:59and my favourite TV programme on CBBC is So Awkward.

6:28:59 > 6:29:01And my favourite character is Lily

6:29:01 > 6:29:03because she's cool, funny

6:29:03 > 6:29:05and awkward!

6:29:05 > 6:29:06Great vlogging!

6:29:06 > 6:29:09My favourite programme on CBBC has got to be Hank Zipzer

6:29:09 > 6:29:12because he's always naughty,

6:29:12 > 6:29:16and he always gets into trouble with Miss Adolf.

6:29:16 > 6:29:19And my favourite two people in it are Mr Rock and Hank

6:29:19 > 6:29:21because they're cool.

6:29:21 > 6:29:23Good job, young man.

6:29:23 > 6:29:24Hello, CBBC and Whoops I Missed The Bus,

6:29:24 > 6:29:26I LOVE your shows

6:29:26 > 6:29:28and I love the presenters. Whoops I Missed The Bus,

6:29:28 > 6:29:31your presenters are awesome...

6:29:31 > 6:29:32and funny!

6:29:32 > 6:29:33..Dad!

6:29:33 > 6:29:35My favourite shows are Hetty Feather

6:29:35 > 6:29:40and Horrible Histories and loads, loads more. Bye!

6:29:40 > 6:29:42Hey, you! Yes, you! I'm talking to you, there.

6:29:42 > 6:29:44Hello, why aren't you on the telly?

6:29:44 > 6:29:46Record your 15-second mini-vlog,

6:29:46 > 6:29:48talking about your favourite CBBC shows,

6:29:48 > 6:29:51and send it to us through the Whoops web page, quick!

6:29:51 > 6:29:54Now, excuse me while I curl into a ball and hide under my duvet

6:29:54 > 6:29:57because things are about to get super awkward

6:29:57 > 6:30:01and I don't think I can watch. Cue the cringe!

6:30:01 > 6:30:02Hi, Jas here,

6:30:02 > 6:30:07and welcome to the top five Awkward moments. Yay! At, number five...

6:30:07 > 6:30:10You can tell that blood is oxygenated because it's bright red.

6:30:10 > 6:30:11CHAIR SCRAPES

6:30:11 > 6:30:12ALL GASP

6:30:12 > 6:30:14Give him some room!

6:30:14 > 6:30:16Who's a first-aider?

6:30:16 > 6:30:18Lily is. She did a course.

6:30:18 > 6:30:21- Go on, then.- What? I mainly did slings.

6:30:21 > 6:30:23You're the expert here. Do something!

6:30:29 > 6:30:31HE GROANS

6:30:31 > 6:30:32Hey, Lils.

6:30:32 > 6:30:34Glad you're here.

6:30:34 > 6:30:37MICROPHONE BUZZES

6:30:37 > 6:30:40# It's the coolest subject, you'll all agree

6:30:40 > 6:30:44# And teachers call it PSHE

6:30:44 > 6:30:47# But this little penguin ain't feeling no chills

6:30:47 > 6:30:50# Cos we're here to learn about basic life skills. #

6:30:50 > 6:30:52Yo.

6:30:53 > 6:30:57- Don't worry, Matt might not even get in.- Of course he will.

6:30:57 > 6:30:59You know what he's like.

6:30:59 > 6:31:04He's probably some kind of amazing, talented musical...

6:31:04 > 6:31:06- # Yeah, yeah, yeah! # - ..Nightmare?

6:31:06 > 6:31:09# Do you like my hair? Do you like my hair?

6:31:09 > 6:31:13# La-la-la, la-la-la...

6:31:13 > 6:31:16# It's brown, brown, woo-o-o

6:31:16 > 6:31:17# Hooo... #

6:31:17 > 6:31:21Bucket standing by in case of vomiting? Check.

6:31:22 > 6:31:25- And now, we commence kissing? - No, now...

6:31:26 > 6:31:27..we rinse.

6:31:27 > 6:31:28THEY GARGLE

6:31:30 > 6:31:31Finally...

6:31:37 > 6:31:40HE EXHALES

6:31:40 > 6:31:42- Ready?- Ready.

6:31:49 > 6:31:50Mum!

6:31:50 > 6:31:51HE GROANS

6:31:55 > 6:31:59I am so sorry.

6:31:59 > 6:32:01Where do you keep the tea towels?

6:32:04 > 6:32:05No!

6:32:16 > 6:32:19SPLAT!

6:32:23 > 6:32:26This week's Dumping Ground really connected with me.

6:32:26 > 6:32:28How could I just sit back and watch

6:32:28 > 6:32:30as Tyler was going through such a dilemma?

6:32:30 > 6:32:32I was in the garage.

6:32:34 > 6:32:36Trying to learn how to dance.

6:32:36 > 6:32:37LAUGHTER

6:32:37 > 6:32:40So tragic. But why?

6:32:40 > 6:32:42There's this girl.

6:32:42 > 6:32:44- ALL:- Oh...!

6:32:44 > 6:32:46Well, say no more, Tyler.

6:32:46 > 6:32:48For I, Rhys, will happily lend my services

6:32:48 > 6:32:49to be your very own dance teacher.

6:32:49 > 6:32:51You should have come to me!

6:32:51 > 6:32:52No! No, no! Me!

6:32:52 > 6:32:54Me, I'll teach you.

6:32:54 > 6:32:56I can show you all kinds of cool moves.

6:32:56 > 6:32:58The pop-o-lop,

6:32:58 > 6:33:00the robot, the moonwalk.

6:33:00 > 6:33:03Who else can teach you moves like that? Mike?

6:33:03 > 6:33:05Watch...and learn.

6:33:06 > 6:33:08I was kidding. It was a joke!

6:33:08 > 6:33:10Say hello...

6:33:10 > 6:33:11to the boogaloo.

6:33:13 > 6:33:14The funky...

6:33:14 > 6:33:16chicken.

6:33:16 > 6:33:18What did a chicken ever do to you?

6:33:18 > 6:33:20The mash...

6:33:20 > 6:33:22potato.

6:33:24 > 6:33:26- HE GAGS - I'm not very hungry, thanks.

6:33:26 > 6:33:28Teach me, Master! Teach me!

6:33:28 > 6:33:30You're choosing Mike?

6:33:30 > 6:33:33- Mike?! - HE SCOFFS

6:33:33 > 6:33:34Fine, it's your life.

6:33:34 > 6:33:37On a serious note, this episode of The Dumping Ground

6:33:37 > 6:33:39features really powerful emotions,

6:33:39 > 6:33:41as Kazima was trying to find another way

6:33:41 > 6:33:43that she could stay in the country that she's made her home.

6:33:43 > 6:33:45So she had the idea of asking May-Li to adopt her.

6:33:45 > 6:33:47So she tried to find lots of things that they both had in common.

6:33:47 > 6:33:49What are you doing?

6:33:49 > 6:33:50Rollerblading.

6:33:50 > 6:33:52It's one of my favourite things to do in the whole world.

6:33:52 > 6:33:54Well, you never seemed to mention that before.

6:33:54 > 6:33:56It's just been a while, that's all.

6:33:56 > 6:33:57Hey, when I was your age,

6:33:57 > 6:34:00I was Merseyside under-15s rollerblading champion.

6:34:00 > 6:34:02But it didn't always go quite so well.

6:34:03 > 6:34:06- Argh! - LOUD CRASH

6:34:06 > 6:34:07I'm OK.

6:34:07 > 6:34:09Thankfully, the episode ended on a happy note

6:34:09 > 6:34:12with Kazima getting some truly wonderful and well-deserved news.

6:34:12 > 6:34:13I'm staying.

6:34:13 > 6:34:16- I'm staying! - THEY WHOOP WITH JOY

6:34:16 > 6:34:19This is brilliant, right? This calls for a celebration dance!

6:34:21 > 6:34:24That's it. Come on, shake it.

6:34:24 > 6:34:26Argh...! Outshined again.

6:34:31 > 6:34:34This series of Eve has got so much going on.

6:34:34 > 6:34:35It's a good job Eve's a robot,

6:34:35 > 6:34:37because I have no idea how anyone keeps up with all this drama.

6:34:37 > 6:34:39A human reaction...

6:34:39 > 6:34:40Oh, no!

6:34:40 > 6:34:42Yay!

6:34:42 > 6:34:43Oh...!

6:34:45 > 6:34:47Eve's reaction...

6:34:50 > 6:34:53And did you see how creepy Catherine's range of child bots are?

6:35:00 > 6:35:02Awesome.

6:35:02 > 6:35:03Now, I might not work for the Calimov,

6:35:03 > 6:35:05but I do know a thing or two about technology.

6:35:05 > 6:35:08Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Laura bots.

6:35:09 > 6:35:10Whoo! Whoo!

6:35:10 > 6:35:12Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

6:35:12 > 6:35:15Hey, hey, you're being filmed. Please behave.

6:35:15 > 6:35:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!

6:35:18 > 6:35:20Whoo! Whoo!

6:35:20 > 6:35:22Well, this is embarrassing.

6:35:22 > 6:35:24Maybe Abe's got it right by dealing with a real baby.

6:35:24 > 6:35:26And by dealing with, I mean using the baby

6:35:26 > 6:35:27as part of a moneymaking scheme,

6:35:27 > 6:35:30which he's definitely, totally, 100% not supposed to be doing.

6:35:30 > 6:35:34What's this? "Pick a name for Baby Watson and win a top prize"?

6:35:34 > 6:35:37- Abe, take it down.- But, Dad...

6:35:37 > 6:35:39But at five pounds an entry, and already ten entrants,

6:35:39 > 6:35:42- that's 50 quid.- Take it down.

6:35:42 > 6:35:44It's OK, Abe, we've all tried to start a business.

6:35:44 > 6:35:47I tried to be a vet, but I realised I needed real animals for that.

6:35:47 > 6:35:49Yeah, and you're fine.

6:35:49 > 6:35:52I tried to sell lemonade. But I didn't quite get the recipe right.

6:35:52 > 6:35:54Too many lemons.

6:35:54 > 6:35:56I also tried to create the special effects, just like they do in Eve.

6:35:57 > 6:36:00- COMPUTER VOICE:- Well...

6:36:00 > 6:36:01Come closer.

6:36:03 > 6:36:05Unfortunately, that didn't quite work out.

6:36:05 > 6:36:07Argh...!

6:36:07 > 6:36:09Maybe I could get the Laura bots onto it.

6:36:09 > 6:36:12Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

6:36:12 > 6:36:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!

6:36:14 > 6:36:16I'll never get a job at Calimov, will I?

6:36:16 > 6:36:18This may be a business venture I regret.

6:36:18 > 6:36:20That was so good that anyone would think

6:36:20 > 6:36:22you've got a supercomputer for a brain

6:36:22 > 6:36:24and you've found the exact algorithms to get us giggling.

6:36:24 > 6:36:25It's just a theory.

6:36:25 > 6:36:27But now, it's time to guess those impressions again

6:36:27 > 6:36:29in an item we like to call...

6:36:31 > 6:36:34I'm heading to the studio and we've got Regionals qualifier

6:36:34 > 6:36:37and James is all the way in London and Alfie's just right there

6:36:37 > 6:36:39and I just don't know what to do.

6:36:39 > 6:36:41Got to fix on Regionals. That's it.

6:36:41 > 6:36:42Fix on Regionals.

6:36:44 > 6:36:47As studio head, everything that happens at the studio

6:36:47 > 6:36:49goes through me.

6:36:49 > 6:36:53So, obviously, if we lost the qualifier, then it's all my fault.

6:36:53 > 6:36:55That was Riley from The Next Step. Thank you.

6:36:55 > 6:36:58As ever, we didn't learn much.

6:36:58 > 6:37:00But it was fun trying.

6:37:00 > 6:37:03Sees ya!

6:37:05 > 6:37:08So that's your lot. As ever, we didn't learn much.

6:37:08 > 6:37:10But it was fun trying. See you next time on...

6:37:10 > 6:37:14- ALL:- The Dog Ate My Homework!

6:37:14 > 6:37:15Sees ya!

6:37:15 > 6:37:19I was acting as Iain Stirling from The Dog Ate My Homework.

6:37:19 > 6:37:22Wow, look at this!

6:37:22 > 6:37:24And what a transformation.

6:37:24 > 6:37:27A few days ago, this was just a cardboard box.

6:37:27 > 6:37:29And now, this den is done!

6:37:29 > 6:37:32Do you like it? High five, guys!

6:37:34 > 6:37:36Naomi, this is your room!

6:37:36 > 6:37:39And this is the space that we're going to be turning into a den.

6:37:39 > 6:37:41I was being Lauren from The Dengineers.

6:37:41 > 6:37:44Bored of performing your CBBC impressions to just the dog?

6:37:44 > 6:37:47Well, then, send one in to us and you could be on the telly.

6:37:47 > 6:37:49Make it ten seconds long

6:37:49 > 6:37:51and remember to tell us who you were at the end.

6:37:51 > 6:37:54Just go to the Whoops web page for more info.

6:37:55 > 6:37:58Now, there's only one thing left that could turn this week's show

6:37:58 > 6:38:01from fantastic to epic-tastic It's a word.

6:38:01 > 6:38:04It's the very best bits from CBBC this week.

6:38:04 > 6:38:08This armour will restrict Xand's movement and make him really stiff,

6:38:08 > 6:38:10which is what it would be like to have no cartilage.

6:38:10 > 6:38:12Well, at least it's the best I could do.

6:38:16 > 6:38:19- Let battle commence. - Battle commence!

6:38:19 > 6:38:22The cartilage between the vertebrae in my spine

6:38:22 > 6:38:26allows it to be super bendy, resulting in this fine limbo action.

6:38:26 > 6:38:28Well, you would say that.

6:38:28 > 6:38:30Whatever. Can you compete?

6:38:31 > 6:38:34No. Xand's armour is forcing his joints to be stiff.

6:38:34 > 6:38:37Just like they would be if he had no cartilage.

6:38:37 > 6:38:40So he's uncomfortable and clunky. What a donkey.

6:38:42 > 6:38:44I can't show any signs of weakness.

6:38:44 > 6:38:46But this is hard.

6:38:46 > 6:38:48Some of these moves... are killing me.

6:39:05 > 6:39:07I was a little worried when Noah missed our rehearsal.

6:39:07 > 6:39:09But he's killing it.

6:39:09 > 6:39:12If he dances like this at the qualifier, we're golden.

6:39:17 > 6:39:19To make the frosting,

6:39:19 > 6:39:21the bakers combine cream cheese with orange zest...

6:39:23 > 6:39:24..orange juice...

6:39:27 > 6:39:30..and just enough honey to sweeten the mix.

6:39:36 > 6:39:37More honey.

6:39:39 > 6:39:42Way more. Way more honey.

6:39:46 > 6:39:48I flipped the wrong one.

6:39:48 > 6:39:50Turn that frown upside down.

6:39:50 > 6:39:52Hey, give us a grin.

6:39:52 > 6:39:55You can catch up with all this and more on the CBBC iplayer.

6:39:55 > 6:39:57Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to Zumba.

6:39:57 > 6:39:59Oh, the bus has been and gone.

6:39:59 > 6:40:01Never mind, I shall Zumba to Zumba.

6:40:01 > 6:40:03Groove it!