Episode 27

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4:49:50 > 4:49:51Students, take your seats.

4:49:51 > 4:49:54Today, we'll be learning all about the past,

4:49:54 > 4:49:56present and future of CBBC.

4:49:56 > 4:50:00Prepare your pencils and jotters, it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

4:50:00 > 4:50:01There's you on t'telly!

4:50:01 > 4:50:05It's full of exciting drama and it's very relatable.

4:50:05 > 4:50:08Myles is cracking yolks again.

4:50:08 > 4:50:11Pets Bake Off. Silly, that one. It's not a real one.

4:50:11 > 4:50:15And Tee Cee's doing... What is this?

4:50:15 > 4:50:17SHE SCREAMS

4:50:17 > 4:50:19There are two types of people in this world.

4:50:19 > 4:50:22Those who live CBBC and those who breathe CBBC.

4:50:22 > 4:50:24But I've found three who do both.

4:50:24 > 4:50:26How do you breathe CBBC?

4:50:26 > 4:50:28- ON IN-BREATH:- CBBC.

4:50:28 > 4:50:31- Wow, that's how. - ON IN-BREATH:- CBBC.

4:50:35 > 4:50:37AMERICAN ACCENT: Here he is, the smiliest face in all of TV.

4:50:37 > 4:50:39No, not Mr Fig from number 12.

4:50:39 > 4:50:41It's Myles!

4:50:42 > 4:50:47This week saw the final of Junior Bake Off. Um... I won't...

4:50:47 > 4:50:49What can I say without spoiling it?

4:50:49 > 4:50:52I don't want to say anything in case you haven't seen it yet.

4:50:52 > 4:50:53They bake.

4:50:53 > 4:50:56And Junior Bake Off is a very popular show.

4:50:56 > 4:50:58But, even in the last episode, they still can't afford to get

4:50:58 > 4:51:00Sam and Mark their own individual outfits.

4:51:00 > 4:51:04Welcome back, Junior Bake Off finalists, yeah!

4:51:04 > 4:51:07Probably, like, buy one, get one free. I mean, they look smart.

4:51:07 > 4:51:09It was a good deal. So, as it is the final,

4:51:09 > 4:51:13let's see what challenges must be faced at the end of baking days.

4:51:13 > 4:51:16You said you weren't going to spoil it, now I know there's baking.

4:51:16 > 4:51:19Not only will you be baking for our judges today,

4:51:19 > 4:51:21you're going to be baking for...

4:51:21 > 4:51:22Your life!

4:51:22 > 4:51:24..some special guests of ours.

4:51:24 > 4:51:27Oh. Special guests is safer. It makes more sense.

4:51:27 > 4:51:31And they are vloggers Marcus Butler and Oli White.

4:51:31 > 4:51:33OK, that makes no sense. What is happening?

4:51:33 > 4:51:36They're getting vloggers on TV now. What are they going to say?

4:51:36 > 4:51:38"Oh, wow, that's a nice cake."

4:51:41 > 4:51:43Oh, wow, that's a nice cake.

4:51:43 > 4:51:46I've noticed more than ever on TV, the love of baking has exploded.

4:51:46 > 4:51:49There's flour and egg all over the walls.

4:51:49 > 4:51:51It was a big baking explosion. You failed the challenge.

4:51:51 > 4:51:54It's, like, all humans care about now, baking.

4:51:54 > 4:51:56Junior Bake Off, Great British Bake Off...

4:51:56 > 4:51:57Bakers' Bake Off,

4:51:57 > 4:52:01the Figure Who Appears In The Mist In Your Dreams Bake Off.

4:52:01 > 4:52:04Pets Bake Off. That's silly, that one. It's not a real one.

4:52:04 > 4:52:07Don't let a dog in the kitchen, it doesn't have thumbs.

4:52:07 > 4:52:09And no real desire to bake, more importantly.

4:52:09 > 4:52:12This final episode of Bake Off is a great chance to see

4:52:12 > 4:52:15the bakers in the mix of things. Myles, is that a pun

4:52:15 > 4:52:17you've slipped in there? I think it might be. Hello!

4:52:17 > 4:52:20They get to show off their talent, and, for the first time,

4:52:20 > 4:52:22we get to see vloggers enjoy food on camera.

4:52:22 > 4:52:23Tastes amazing.

4:52:23 > 4:52:24That's so good.

4:52:24 > 4:52:28And, also, the judges are very good and give good advice and...

4:52:28 > 4:52:31guidance but apparently my hand was doing an impression of a fish there.

4:52:31 > 4:52:32The only thing I would have said is

4:52:32 > 4:52:34just a little bit more adventurous on the filling.

4:52:34 > 4:52:36More adventurous filling?

4:52:38 > 4:52:40Fly to the jungle, stumble upon an ancient cave,

4:52:40 > 4:52:42avoid all the hidden traps in the wall,

4:52:42 > 4:52:46get to the end where lies a 1000-year-old jar of...

4:52:46 > 4:52:48er...jam.

4:52:48 > 4:52:51Grab it, the cave starts to crumble around you, and you escape,

4:52:51 > 4:52:52all limbs intact.

4:52:52 > 4:52:54And then you fly home to add the jam...

4:52:54 > 4:52:56to your dish.

4:52:57 > 4:52:59How's that for adventure? You want it more adventurous?

4:52:59 > 4:53:02I don't want to win. I don't want... Give it to Marcus.

4:53:02 > 4:53:05There are so many things to say. I'm going to go with nice hair.

4:53:05 > 4:53:06Hang on to your Pick 'n' Mix,

4:53:06 > 4:53:09it's time you lot took over the small screen.

4:53:09 > 4:53:11Save me a liquorice swirl. It's the 15 second fans.

4:53:11 > 4:53:13Hi. My favourite CBBC show is Operation Ouch!

4:53:13 > 4:53:17cos Dr Xand and Dr Chris are really, really, really,

4:53:17 > 4:53:18really, really, really funny.

4:53:18 > 4:53:22- And it's very educational. Bye!- Belting!

4:53:22 > 4:53:26My favourite show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground because it's

4:53:26 > 4:53:30full of exciting drama and it's very relatable.

4:53:30 > 4:53:34My favourite character is Tee, cos she's the most sensible one.

4:53:34 > 4:53:35Excellent work.

4:53:35 > 4:53:37My favourite CBBC show is Hetty Feather

4:53:37 > 4:53:39because it's really dramatic.

4:53:39 > 4:53:42My favourite character is Matron because she's always telling

4:53:42 > 4:53:44people off, and it's really funny.

4:53:44 > 4:53:46- Good job, cocker.- Hi, guys.

4:53:46 > 4:53:48- I'm Sian and this is my sister... - Niamh.

4:53:48 > 4:53:51My favourite show is Blue Peter, as you can see

4:53:51 > 4:53:54so many different talents on one show.

4:53:54 > 4:53:57My favourite TV show is The Next Step because it's so dramatic,

4:53:57 > 4:53:59- and I love dancing.- Bye!

4:53:59 > 4:54:01Why not join in the fun yourself?

4:54:01 > 4:54:04Record your own 15 second mini-vlog about your favouritest things

4:54:04 > 4:54:07on CBBC, and send it in to us via the Whoops web page.

4:54:07 > 4:54:09Next up, what's better than Sam and Mark?

4:54:09 > 4:54:12Sam and Mark and a whole lot of pancakes, of course!

4:54:15 > 4:54:17Hi, Sam. Hi, Mark.

4:54:17 > 4:54:18Judges.

4:54:18 > 4:54:20What we need to see is golden pancakes,

4:54:20 > 4:54:23crispy round the outside, bit floppy in the middle.

4:54:23 > 4:54:26- With just the right amount of lemon and sugar.- On your marks...

4:54:26 > 4:54:28- Get set... BOTH:- Bake!

4:54:28 > 4:54:29Get off!

4:54:31 > 4:54:34I bake a lot at home, but suddenly I've forgotten

4:54:34 > 4:54:36how to bake when I'm in the tent.

4:54:36 > 4:54:39It's really nerve-racking, and I don't want him to beat me, so...

4:54:39 > 4:54:41Cos I'll never hear the end of it.

4:54:41 > 4:54:45I feel I'm putting in the right ingredients, but not necessarily

4:54:45 > 4:54:46at the right time, at the moment.

4:54:46 > 4:54:48Have you used all your milk?

4:54:48 > 4:54:52Oh, yeah. I'm just adding more now.

4:54:52 > 4:54:54Five minutes on your pancake challenge.

4:54:56 > 4:54:58- Yes! - I haven't got enough time!

4:54:58 > 4:55:01'Sam is definitely all over the place.'

4:55:01 > 4:55:02Get off my pan!

4:55:04 > 4:55:07One minute, bakers. You've got one minute.

4:55:07 > 4:55:10It's really difficult to judge how much sugar and lemon to put on.

4:55:10 > 4:55:12Time's up.

4:55:12 > 4:55:14Sam, Mark, step away from your pancakes.

4:55:14 > 4:55:15You can do no more.

4:55:15 > 4:55:18Guys, bring up your pancakes to the Gingham Altar.

4:55:19 > 4:55:23Sam, Mark, what we asked you for was three evenly-sized,

4:55:23 > 4:55:28- golden-brown pancakes.- We got three pancakes - one, two, three.

4:55:28 > 4:55:29They're not looking identical, though.

4:55:29 > 4:55:31They've coloured very differently.

4:55:31 > 4:55:33The edges, they're not golden brown and crisp, are they?

4:55:33 > 4:55:35As you cut into them,

4:55:35 > 4:55:38it should be light and shouldn't take too much effort.

4:55:38 > 4:55:39They look great.

4:55:39 > 4:55:42- Well... they are very blonde.- Yeah.

4:55:44 > 4:55:47Probably could have done with a little bit more lemon and sugar.

4:55:47 > 4:55:49All I'm getting is raw pancake batter.

4:55:49 > 4:55:52But, you know, not a bad effort, Mark. Thank you very much indeed.

4:55:52 > 4:55:56- Thank you for judging so well. - Sam, they're not the most delicate.

4:55:56 > 4:55:58They were beginning to crisp. If you'd left them

4:55:58 > 4:56:01for just a couple of minutes more in the pan, even just

4:56:01 > 4:56:04one more minute, you'd have got that crisp edge I was asking you for.

4:56:04 > 4:56:06- Should have given us 60 minutes, then.- OK, I'm just going to hear

4:56:06 > 4:56:08that thock noise. We're going to go for the thock.

4:56:08 > 4:56:10THOCK!

4:56:10 > 4:56:15- You can't say light as a feather, nor did it sound like underlay.- OK.

4:56:15 > 4:56:18- Unfortunately, it does taste a little like underlay.- Right.

4:56:18 > 4:56:19We do have to choose a winner.

4:56:19 > 4:56:21In no particular order...

4:56:21 > 4:56:23our winner today is...

4:56:23 > 4:56:26Sam and Mark.

4:56:26 > 4:56:27- Yeah... What?- Congratulations.

4:56:27 > 4:56:29Come and enjoy your pancakes.

4:56:29 > 4:56:32I would try yours, but mine are better.

4:56:33 > 4:56:36Don't take too big a mouthful, cos you'll never swallow it.

4:56:36 > 4:56:38Yeah, they are a bit claggy.

4:56:45 > 4:56:48The Dengineers, series two, is finally here, Whoopers!

4:56:48 > 4:56:49SHE SCREAMS

4:56:49 > 4:56:53Hands down, this is definitely one of my favourite shows on CBBC.

4:56:53 > 4:56:56Not only do you get to see all the supercool dens, but it genuinely

4:56:56 > 4:57:00puts a smile on my face seeing the dreams of all the kids coming true.

4:57:00 > 4:57:01When I saw Mark and Lauren,

4:57:01 > 4:57:04I thought it wasn't true that they were there.

4:57:04 > 4:57:05Hello!

4:57:05 > 4:57:06KIDS SCREAM

4:57:06 > 4:57:08How are you doing?

4:57:08 > 4:57:10I couldn't believe my eyes.

4:57:10 > 4:57:11I thought I was dreaming.

4:57:11 > 4:57:14Boys, I know exactly what you mean.

4:57:14 > 4:57:15SHE SCREAMS

4:57:15 > 4:57:18Oh, my gosh! It's Mark from The Dengineers! Where's Lauren?

4:57:18 > 4:57:20I bet she's out there, isn't she?

4:57:20 > 4:57:23Oh, my gosh, my dreams are about to come true!

4:57:23 > 4:57:24I'm just the postman.

4:57:26 > 4:57:27Oh...

4:57:28 > 4:57:31Have a nice day. I do apologise.

4:57:33 > 4:57:34So maybe Lauren and Mark

4:57:34 > 4:57:37will never show up at my house to build my dream den.

4:57:37 > 4:57:41However, at least I still get to see all the amazing ideas on screen,

4:57:41 > 4:57:45which is one of the best parts of the show, #justsaying.

4:57:45 > 4:57:48We'll pick this picture because it's a nice place where you can hang out,

4:57:48 > 4:57:51and there's loads of street art that people really like.

4:57:51 > 4:57:54- I really like it.- I think that's going to be quite a lot of hard work

4:57:54 > 4:57:56because we're not just making a den for one person.

4:57:56 > 4:57:58We're making it for loads of people.

4:57:58 > 4:58:01Hm! Nice job, guys.

4:58:01 > 4:58:03I'm not sure if I had the same task of designing a den

4:58:03 > 4:58:06for so many of my friends that it would look that cool.

4:58:06 > 4:58:08I mean, we're just all so different.

4:58:08 > 4:58:11OK, Tee Cee, dive in and see what pictures you can find

4:58:11 > 4:58:13to represent your idea.

4:58:13 > 4:58:16First of all, I want my den to be really colourful because

4:58:16 > 4:58:18bright colours make me feel so happy and positive.

4:58:18 > 4:58:21Oh, and then Jade would like nail polish.

4:58:21 > 4:58:24And Sara would like fashion items.

4:58:24 > 4:58:25And lemons are my favourite fruit.

4:58:25 > 4:58:28Oh, and we all love reading books, too.

4:58:28 > 4:58:29OK, now I think we're done.

4:58:30 > 4:58:34Oh, would you look at that? My dream den is now complete.

4:58:34 > 4:58:36It's just a shame I can't fit in it.

4:58:36 > 4:58:38However, at least we had time to finish it,

4:58:38 > 4:58:41which is more than they had in last week's episode.

4:58:41 > 4:58:42With this weather that we've got now,

4:58:42 > 4:58:46it is having a massive effect on the safety flooring.

4:58:46 > 4:58:50Because they literally just can't lay the floor in this weather.

4:58:50 > 4:58:54Unfortunately, there's a chance it's not going to get done.

4:58:54 > 4:58:56Everyone, just breathe. Just breathe!

4:58:56 > 4:59:00If this does not get finished on time, it will be a Dengineers first.

4:59:00 > 4:59:03With the big reveal looming, people from the community have

4:59:03 > 4:59:07started to arrive, eager to see their sports-themed den.

4:59:09 > 4:59:11And, with one last push from our Dengineers,

4:59:11 > 4:59:13they have finally finished.

4:59:14 > 4:59:17Seriously, The Dengineers never cease to amaze me.

4:59:17 > 4:59:20But it's like my nan always says, Whoopsers -

4:59:20 > 4:59:23"Teamwork makes the dream work." And maybe lemons.

4:59:28 > 4:59:30Millie from Millie Inbetween is packing boxes this week.

4:59:30 > 4:59:32And you'll never guess why.

4:59:32 > 4:59:35She's going for the world record for packing the most mugs? Nope.

4:59:35 > 4:59:37She's moving house. And that means that this episode

4:59:37 > 4:59:39is one of the best things in the entire world.

4:59:39 > 4:59:43Best job ever. I'm a bubble wrap fiend.

4:59:43 > 4:59:46- I'm allowed one pop per mug. - POP!

4:59:46 > 4:59:48Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap!

4:59:48 > 4:59:51Honestly, you're such a big kid.

4:59:51 > 4:59:53SHE GIGGLES WILDLY

4:59:53 > 4:59:55And speaking of big kids,

4:59:55 > 4:59:57Craig is being shown up by his dad and stepmum.

4:59:57 > 4:59:59Anyone fancy a biccy?

4:59:59 > 5:00:00Biccy?

5:00:01 > 5:00:05Biccy? Don't be embarrassing, yeah? We're not five.

5:00:05 > 5:00:07Come on, Craig, it's not that embarrassing.

5:00:07 > 5:00:10It's not like they're showing your friends your old photos.

5:00:10 > 5:00:12Look how cute she was.

5:00:12 > 5:00:13Or trying to be too cool.

5:00:13 > 5:00:15Oh, I hope I don't L-O-L too much,

5:00:15 > 5:00:18I might have to G-2-G and hang out with the B-A-E.

5:00:18 > 5:00:23Bae - that's what I meant. That's what I meant, yeah.

5:00:23 > 5:00:25I mean, it's not like your dad is wearing some really awful

5:00:25 > 5:00:27trousers that he thinks make him look really cool.

5:00:27 > 5:00:30Craig said my trousers are weird.

5:00:30 > 5:00:32Mike, Craig was right. They ARE weird.

5:00:32 > 5:00:35But at least you seem more chilled out about stuff than Lauren.

5:00:35 > 5:00:36She SEEMS...STRESSED out.

5:00:36 > 5:00:40Next time we'll arrange... counselling! UGH!

5:00:40 > 5:00:41Just a bit.

5:00:43 > 5:00:45LAUREN FUMES

5:00:45 > 5:00:47Lauren, stay calm. You have pancakes.

5:00:47 > 5:00:48I made pancakes.

5:00:48 > 5:00:51Oh, yum. I'm going to put Kale Krunchies on mine.

5:00:51 > 5:00:53Kale Krunchies?

5:00:53 > 5:00:54Why have you ruined breakfast, Mike?

5:00:54 > 5:00:57Let's fall back on the solution to everything. Bubble wrap!

5:00:57 > 5:00:59SHE GIGGLES WILDLY

5:00:59 > 5:01:01Don't worry, Lauren. I'll save you some.

5:01:01 > 5:01:04- You definitely need this more than me. - PHONE VIBRATES

5:01:04 > 5:01:06Oh, no. My mum's just tagged me in an online post

5:01:06 > 5:01:08with five different emojis.

5:01:10 > 5:01:11That doesn't even make any sense.

5:01:11 > 5:01:14OK, on second thoughts, maybe I do need this after all.

5:01:14 > 5:01:19Just one more pop. Two. Three. OK, make it four.

5:01:19 > 5:01:22Excellent vlogging, madam. Well done. But what's this?

5:01:22 > 5:01:25It's our latest bunch of impressionists, by jing!

5:01:25 > 5:01:28Put you're guessing hat on, and get ready for a thrilling game of...

5:01:30 > 5:01:33- First of all, I do not go... - SHE SCREECHES

5:01:35 > 5:01:40And, secondly, it doesn't matter, because I have great hair.

5:01:42 > 5:01:44Guess whom?

5:01:44 > 5:01:48- First of all, I do not go... - SHE SCREECHES

5:01:48 > 5:01:51I was being Lilly Hampton from So Awkward.

5:01:51 > 5:01:54# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up

5:01:54 > 5:01:57# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up! #

5:01:57 > 5:01:59Guess whom?

5:01:59 > 5:02:04# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up! #

5:02:04 > 5:02:07That was West from The Next Step.

5:02:10 > 5:02:13- AMERICAN ACCENT: - Wasn't my dance amazing?

5:02:13 > 5:02:17Oh, do you know, I WAS the dance captain of the team.

5:02:17 > 5:02:19Guess whom?

5:02:19 > 5:02:21# Let's go

5:02:21 > 5:02:23# So fast

5:02:23 > 5:02:26# So high... #

5:02:27 > 5:02:30You just got schooled. I hope you've learned your lesson.

5:02:30 > 5:02:33- I was Michelle from The Next Step. - We want to see your impressions,

5:02:33 > 5:02:36whether it's Hacker T Dog, Hetty Feather or Hank Zipzer,

5:02:36 > 5:02:39send us your ten-second impression of anyone on CBBC through

5:02:39 > 5:02:44the Whoops web page and remember to reveal who you are. Guess whom?

5:02:44 > 5:02:46We've just got time for an all-new CBBC selection box, including

5:02:46 > 5:02:50favourites such as OMD, Did That Really Just Happen, and Ha-ha-ha!

5:02:50 > 5:02:53It's the best bits from CBBC this week.

5:02:53 > 5:02:55My pig! Yeah!

5:02:57 > 5:02:58Wahey!

5:02:58 > 5:03:00You've knocked his head off!

5:03:02 > 5:03:04He's got no head!

5:03:06 > 5:03:08THEY SHOUT

5:03:11 > 5:03:15That's the pig down, ladies and gentlemen. Mission complete.

5:03:15 > 5:03:18That was really good. It was really good.

5:03:18 > 5:03:21Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but it wasn't great.

5:03:21 > 5:03:23Well, that, Xand,

5:03:23 > 5:03:26is because I didn't add your little can of oxygen.

5:03:26 > 5:03:29And you really think this little can of oxygen would make a difference?

5:03:29 > 5:03:33Yes. At the moment, the hydrogen can only burn using the oxygen

5:03:33 > 5:03:35in the air around the balloon.

5:03:35 > 5:03:38If we put that can of oxygen inside the balloon,

5:03:38 > 5:03:40everything will happen a lot quicker.

5:03:40 > 5:03:42OK, in three...

5:03:42 > 5:03:44two...one...

5:03:44 > 5:03:45Whoa!

5:03:45 > 5:03:48That was great! That's amazing!

5:03:48 > 5:03:51Just from adding that tiny amount of oxygen.

5:04:12 > 5:04:13Mother?

5:04:13 > 5:04:16A new body.

5:04:16 > 5:04:17At last.

5:04:18 > 5:04:20This is from Immy.

5:04:20 > 5:04:24- Yes, it's Gingerbread Ken.- Why have you called it Gingerbread Ken?

5:04:24 > 5:04:28- Cos it sounds a little bit like "gingerbread man".- It doesn't.

5:04:28 > 5:04:31- It doesn't sound like "man". - What else could we have done?

5:04:31 > 5:04:34- There's no other choices, is there? - You've got no idea, have you?

5:04:34 > 5:04:38Yeah, we could have called it Gingerbread Juan.

5:04:38 > 5:04:39But we didn't.

5:04:39 > 5:04:41See something you must watch more of?

5:04:41 > 5:04:45Then head over to the CBBC iPlayer and website to fill your brain

5:04:45 > 5:04:48with even more CBBC. Oh, text message from my fortune-teller.

5:04:48 > 5:04:51"It's raining, it's pouring, the walk home will be boring."

5:04:51 > 5:04:53What does that mean? Oh, no. Well, at least isn't raining.

5:04:53 > 5:04:55THUNDER AND RAIN Oh, great.