0:00:06 > 0:00:08Oi, oi, there you are!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Come on, hurry up, we've got a lot of CBBC to get through.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12We ain't slowing down for anyone.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, baby! Seatbelts on, please.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17We've got danger...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Some shows have writers?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23"I thought Danger Mouse was filmed live exclamation point."
0:00:23 > 0:00:26We've got super talented impressionists.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28All right, Quark, that's enough.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31And we've got Iain Stirling doing...this?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Charlie, who scored for your team? My name is Callum. Ah!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Should we watch vlogs or CBBC next? I know.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40We'll watch vlogs ABOUT CBBC.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I know the perfect people for the job, it's Myles, Laura and Rhys!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47What's that? Someone needs a TV update. Ta-da!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm CBBC Man.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Laura, comb your hair,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57sit up straight and flick that bit of breakfast off your top,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I don't care if you were saving it for later.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02It's your time to shine. Take it away, madam.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03So I've been enjoying one of
0:01:03 > 0:01:06the most normal schools on CBBC there is.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10What...are...they?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13The children. Children?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16No-one said there'd be children here!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Class Dismissed. So normal.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Let's just address the elephant in the room, yeah?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You've all noticed there's something different about me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You've dyed your hair. That's right, fam.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Me dreads, they is red, yeah?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30OK, so maybe not the most normal school in the UK, but hey,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32there's good news. Mr Barker has...
0:01:32 > 0:01:36..die.. Decided to retire.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40He's...gone to live on a farm.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42So Mr Potter is the new headteacher.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# I'm the new headteacher I'm the new headteacher. #
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# He's the new headteacher! #
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's catchy. But wait!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52An unexpected arrival has flown in from Headteacher HQ.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And it's not good news for Mr Potter.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Welcome to Dockbridge High, I'm Mr Potter.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Hillary Head, new headteacher, walk with me.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# He's not the new head teacher now He's not the new headteacher now. #
0:02:03 > 0:02:05It doesn't quite work.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I've already decided my favourite teacher this term is...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Aaaaarrrrr!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12..Senor Juan Castenetto.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's my belief that you can learn more Spanish from a movement
0:02:21 > 0:02:23in the hips than you can
0:02:23 > 0:02:26from reading the whole Spanish dictionary.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29If that's true, I'm trying it out.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hola, que tal? Estoy muy bien, gracias. Y tu?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's already working. Thanks, senor.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Your accent is horrendous!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Go to isolation for the rest of the lesson.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Tell whoever is on duty that I said...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52They'll know what I mean. Are we sure he's a real Spanish teacher?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56His lessons can't be as bad as food technology. What's going on here?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Mm! Num, num!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04That looks disgusting. Still, at least Mr Barroboy's enjoying it.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07My teacher refused to even try my dishes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I present to you noodles on a pizza with chocolate sauce.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11And spinach for health.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I did well in drama though.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I got really good at doing those dramatic falls.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Mr Christopher, show everyone how it's done.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21OK, try again.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Aaaaaah!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'll show you how it's done. It's all in the arm work.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30CRASH
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm OK, I'm OK.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I may not have mastered my dramatic fall but I still think
0:03:34 > 0:03:37my chocolate noodle pizza has potential.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Mmmm.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ai, ai, ai!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41# My pizza is delicious.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# My pizza is delicious.... #
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Excellent work. Mr Christopher would be proud of that performance,
0:03:46 > 0:03:47but now it's time to hear
0:03:47 > 0:03:52from CBBC's fantastic fanatics, it's the 15 Second Fans of course.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I'm Jessica. And I'm Georgiana.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57My favourites CBBC shows are The Dumping Ground,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Operation Ouch! and Official Chart Show.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05My favourite is Official Chart Show and Operation Ouch!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Belting.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11My favourite TV programme on CBBC is Match of the Day Kickabout
0:04:11 > 0:04:13because I like Ben Shires and I like
0:04:13 > 0:04:18John Farnworth's football skills and I love football.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Bye.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Well done.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22My favourite CBBC programme is
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Dragons: Defenders of Berk, because I would love
0:04:25 > 0:04:28to fly and I love most animals. I love Astrid and Toothless.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Good job, cocker.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33My favourite TV show of all time is Junior Bake Off because I love
0:04:33 > 0:04:35seeing the different challenges and creations.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40I'm also in love with baking, it's the best. See you, bye!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Bravo!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43But now we want to hear about your
0:04:43 > 0:04:45favourite CBBC moment of 2016.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Just record 15 seconds telling us
0:04:46 > 0:04:48all about it and upload it
0:04:48 > 0:04:49through the Whoops web page.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Next up is, I'm not sure. The thing is, the dog ate my script.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Who doesn't like surprises! Watch this. What happened there?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59There was a mistake.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I didn't come up with this!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I done a word wrong in my mouth.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Wrong camera. LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Sometimes when I see celebrities act out words using only
0:05:10 > 0:05:12the powers-es of their mou-ouths.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15You all right, cameraman?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18OK, Charlie?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Who's going for your team?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22My name is Callum. Ah!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Sha... No.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What is this round?!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30It's so confusing!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33PFFRT!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I've not got the questions. I've not got the...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39The camera is shaking. Stop it!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I feel seasick.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Iain, could you make it less awkward?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49That is my...little note there.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51HE MUMBLES
0:05:51 > 0:05:57My Autocue isn't turned on. I've not got any lines to say.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59No! You laughed at that more than the jokes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Don't shake your head at me.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03AAAAAAAAAH!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04I said it wrong!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It was the water's fault.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I can't, I'm not going to win the BAFTA.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23So there I was, wondering about what to vlog this week when I stumbled
0:06:23 > 0:06:27across this mysterious old tape labelled...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29So of course, I watched it. What I found was amazing.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33A documentary about one of CBBC's best animations.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Bottersnikes Gumbles.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't know if I'll get in trouble
0:06:37 > 0:06:40with the big cheese for showing this, but here we go.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Bottersnikes Gumbles -
0:06:42 > 0:06:45the documentary. Enjoy.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Planet Earth is filled to the brim with wondrous creatures of
0:06:50 > 0:06:53varying sizes and abilities.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56But few come close to the resourcefulness,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59the intelligence, the rubberiness that is the Gumble.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02For years the team at CBBC have been studying these creatures
0:07:02 > 0:07:05and they still find ways to amaze us.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08For starters, their stretchy skin allows them to perform
0:07:08 > 0:07:09a variety of tricks.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Yay! Yay! Whoa!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Fascinating. What gives their bodies such elasticity?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Can humans do the same?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22BOING!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Ow! No, they cannot.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27And as keen explorers, they've developed
0:07:27 > 0:07:31the astonishing ability to change shape and even fly.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Whoa! Whoa-oh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38A three-headed flying dump dragon.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40And we're supposed to be the loopy ones.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Flying looks so cool.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47But some Gumbles prefer to use their gifts for mischief,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49leading to awkward situations.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Aaaaaaaah!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Hup!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Yaaaah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Woo, yeah!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Cannon-Gum-ball!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Gumbling from heights will now be safer than ever.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oooh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Aaaaaaah!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Such problems can have terrible consequences for our Gumbles
0:08:07 > 0:08:11as it can put them into the hands of the natural enemy, the Bottersnikes.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ow!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Waaag!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ooh! Oooh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Green and scaly,
0:08:20 > 0:08:25these creatures love nothing more than tormenting the Gumbles.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ohhhh!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You stinking, scaly grass muncher.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34But fear not, for our Gumble friends aren't so easily defeated,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37for they are as quick-witted as they are flexible.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Gasp! Incredible.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51The double anti-span Gumble helix, a CBBC-obsessed vlogger
0:08:51 > 0:08:55can only hope to view such nature in his lifetime. What a gift.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Our time is almost up.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Before we go, let us one last time
0:09:00 > 0:09:04study some of the beautiful language spoken by them.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Eugh.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Stinks like something crawled up his bum and died.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Truly breathtaking.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Danger Mouse, he's one of my favourite mouses around.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Third only to Imaginary Mouse, the mouse character I just made up
0:09:24 > 0:09:28and Kitchen Mouse, the mouse character who's in the kitchen.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Because I forgot to clean up.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33But none as thrilling as Danger Mouse, apart from the kitchen mouse,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35he's quite a thrill, he's refusing to leave
0:09:35 > 0:09:37so I'm just going to pack up and move out,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40it's not worth the hassle but in the meantime,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42let's try and enjoy some Danger Mouse.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44We've got to go, buddy, it's not ours any more.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Aaaaagh!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53SPLAT!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I've just got one question.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Why would Count Duckula, who's a duck,
0:09:57 > 0:09:59fire big massive eggs as a weapon?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Surely a slice of bread or something, because ducks lay eggs.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04He should be sending the egg to school,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06not throwing it out the back of the van.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Why does the second car chase look so similar to the first?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Hmmm.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Two car chases in the same episode, chief. Has the budget gone up?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19No, we're just using the shots from the first chase again.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24So much humour in a man so small, he's not a man.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I also like that he knows he's in TV show.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32How am I supposed to become the most famous person in the world
0:10:32 > 0:10:36if I'm always playing second fiddle? Oi! I'm second fiddle.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You're not even in the orchestra.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I'm sorry, Duckula,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42if you've got a problem, take it up with the writers.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Take it up with the writers? What does he mean by writers?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Some shows have writers?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I thought Danger Mouse was filmed live, exclamation point.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53HE READS THE SCRIPT
0:10:58 > 0:10:59That's silly.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04In one episode, all the worst villains escape from jail
0:11:04 > 0:11:08and they're all quite a varied bunch...like bananas.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Don't forget to flush, Danger Mouse. Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19There's a cow mummy and a robot laughing toilet.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20All very different.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23So I thought while I'm here, I'll try and give some help,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26create some of my own villains for those writers.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Two bunny rabbits having a chat. "How are you doing?" "Not bad."
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So I've thought of Myles with a 3 instead of an E
0:11:31 > 0:11:33because he's a robot and he can turn into
0:11:33 > 0:11:37a camera and he'd film Danger Mouse and just throw some sarcastic
0:11:37 > 0:11:41comments at him like, "You're a mouse, do you like cheese?"
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Finally, there's the writers.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48They run around with paper and pens and write out elaborate scripts.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51To make it more evil, sometimes they write stuff like...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So, Danger Mouse, there's a few ideas.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Anyway, I've got to finish packing.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Come on, Miles, finish packing, please.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Yeah. Kitchen Mouse is still kicking me out apparently.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05This is so bizarre, I don't know why this has happened.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09This better not have anything to do with those writers.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Well done, Miles, or rather... AS PENFOLD: Good work, chief!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14That was Penfold from Danger Mouse.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19OK, maybe I should leave it to the professionals. It's time for...
0:12:21 > 0:12:25All right, Quark, that's enough playing around with Penfold.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Give Jeopardy Mouse back or you'll regret it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Guess Whom?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Quark, I should've known.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Prepare to meet your worst nightmare. Aaaah!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40That's right. I was Danger Mouse from Danger Mouse.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43It's deep. SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
0:12:43 > 0:12:46You need to come, OK. Come on now.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Guess Whom?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50We can't go to England without Eldon.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53We're the bros, we've got to stick together.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I was West from The Next Step. Going to London.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00You all right, cocker? I'm wearing a very bright shirt today
0:13:00 > 0:13:02and I am also wearing some sunglasses.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06I've very thin legs and am joined with Karim and Lauren
0:13:06 > 0:13:08in the amazing CBBC HQ office.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Guess Whom?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Y'all right, cockers?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Christmas is fast approaching, which can only mean one thing,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Brussels sprouts.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I'm being Hacker.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Thank you. Bye.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Bravo, my performing pals.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26To join in the fun, all you need to do is record your CBBC impression,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29remembering to reveal who you were at the end
0:13:29 > 0:13:31and send it to us via the Whoops web page.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Cracking. Guess Whom?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36The best bit of CBBC this week definitely was that moment when...
0:13:36 > 0:13:38No, it was when she... Erm, no, it was when the...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I can't choose!
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Lucky for us I put all the best bits together in one bite-size treat.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# I'm crazy about you I think you're crazy about me too. #
0:13:53 > 0:13:55That was beautiful.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I can't believe Alfie and Riley are kissing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07How could she do this to James?
0:14:14 > 0:14:19I'll be honest, having a water park all to yourself... High.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22It's very high up. ..is as good as it looks.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24THEY SCREAM
0:14:26 > 0:14:29But it can't all be fun and games.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Remember we need to know how slides work for our own monster build.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Stick a load on your fingers and take it straight off.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41For the first time in their trip, all of them work together as one.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I can help because look how many boxes there are.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I've been doing a bit of sticking, and packing,
0:14:46 > 0:14:50just to help out. Everyone is trying their best.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Everyone is going as fast as they can. Come on.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58There's no denying that what they're doing is somehow,
0:14:58 > 0:15:02through sheer determination, coming together and making it work.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Our journey has come to an end, but don't pack away that VIP CBBC pass,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10oh, no, head on over to the CBBC iPlayer for even more fun.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13And the bus is still there, he sees his target, he sprints,
0:15:13 > 0:15:14he misses the bus.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17It's going to be a long walk home tonight.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23What has been your favourite CBBC moment of 2016?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Whoops I Missed The Bus wants to know.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26What's my favourite moment been?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Maybe it was when we launched the new CBBC HQ and we got this bad boy,