Episode 30

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4:50:48 > 4:50:51Jump on board, hold on tight, and don't blink for nothing,

4:50:51 > 4:50:54cos we're travelling at high speed through this week's CBBC.

4:50:54 > 4:50:56It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus, by Jove!

4:50:57 > 4:50:59Check this out, would ye?

4:51:02 > 4:51:05Vlogger Myles is being odd again.

4:51:05 > 4:51:08Do not be such a silly goose all the time, Myles.

4:51:08 > 4:51:10And we've got some impressionists in our midst.

4:51:10 > 4:51:14Bog off, and I never want to see you again!

4:51:14 > 4:51:16There are people in this world specifically created

4:51:16 > 4:51:18for one important purpose...

4:51:18 > 4:51:20to watch CBBC and get us giggling!

4:51:20 > 4:51:21It's Tee Cee, Myles and Laura!

4:51:21 > 4:51:23I live for CBBC! I love it so much,

4:51:23 > 4:51:25I'm going to have it for breakfast, dinner and tea.

4:51:25 > 4:51:28Is that weird? Is that even possible?

4:51:31 > 4:51:34It's time for us to catch up with our very own smile-maker,

4:51:34 > 4:51:37our very own grin-causer, our very own...

4:51:37 > 4:51:38sort of...

4:51:38 > 4:51:39It's Tee Cee.

4:51:39 > 4:51:42So, what could possibly happen when you mix Hank Zipzer,

4:51:42 > 4:51:44an American superstar, Christmas and love?

4:51:46 > 4:51:48Santa gate-crashing the head teacher's office?

4:51:51 > 4:51:52SHE SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY

4:51:52 > 4:51:53A Hank Zipzer film?

4:51:55 > 4:51:57Now, this is what you call a Christmas pressie to remember.

4:51:57 > 4:51:59Thank you, CBBC!

4:51:59 > 4:52:00MUSIC: Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms

4:52:00 > 4:52:03Now, this has definitely got me in the Christmas mood!

4:52:03 > 4:52:07But before we all start tearing off our Santa hats in sheer excitement,

4:52:07 > 4:52:08need I remind you, Whoopsers,

4:52:08 > 4:52:11that this is Hank Zipzer we're talking about here?

4:52:11 > 4:52:13So I'm just putting it out there.

4:52:13 > 4:52:15This is not going to be your ordinary Christmas film.

4:52:15 > 4:52:17I am just saying.

4:52:17 > 4:52:18Next!

4:52:18 > 4:52:19PIANO MUSIC

4:52:25 > 4:52:27Yeah, that was indeed Hank's audition

4:52:27 > 4:52:29for the school Christmas play.

4:52:29 > 4:52:32And I'm thinking, if he can get away with that, then...

4:52:32 > 4:52:35# Rudolph the red nose reindeer

4:52:35 > 4:52:37# Had a very shiny nose. #

4:52:37 > 4:52:39NEXT!

4:52:39 > 4:52:41But I haven't...

4:52:41 > 4:52:43- I said next!- Oh, man!

4:52:43 > 4:52:46So, maybe Hank and I aren't the next big superstars.

4:52:46 > 4:52:49But thankfully, there is some awesome musical talent in this film.

4:52:49 > 4:52:50# Made my list

4:52:50 > 4:52:54# Hoping Santa hears my wish. #

4:52:54 > 4:52:56No, not Frankie! Definitely NOT Frankie!

4:52:56 > 4:52:58Who's he into now?

4:52:58 > 4:53:01Hayden Chase. She's basically a hairspray that can sing.

4:53:03 > 4:53:06# All I need to make it right

4:53:06 > 4:53:10# Is to see your face tonight. #

4:53:10 > 4:53:11# Whoa-oa! #

4:53:11 > 4:53:14Move over, Beyonce, cos that girl can sing!

4:53:14 > 4:53:17And since it's Christmas, we can't be too hard on Hank.

4:53:17 > 4:53:20After all, he's competing for attention with gherkins.

4:53:20 > 4:53:21What?!

4:53:21 > 4:53:22Gherkins!

4:53:22 > 4:53:23No!

4:53:23 > 4:53:25Right, um...

4:53:25 > 4:53:26Where are the gherkins?

4:53:26 > 4:53:27I need some gherkins.

4:53:29 > 4:53:32Here you go, my love. Don't panic.

4:53:34 > 4:53:36Mum gets these weird cravings.

4:53:36 > 4:53:39Mangoes, mushy peas, fish skin...

4:53:39 > 4:53:42Right now, it's gherkins. Can't get enough of them.

4:53:42 > 4:53:43And I thought I was weird!

4:53:47 > 4:53:49That's right, Hank's about to have a new brother.

4:53:49 > 4:53:52So that explains Mrs Zipzer's oddball behaviour this time around.

4:53:52 > 4:53:54But what's her excuse for this?

4:53:57 > 4:53:58DRAMATIC MUSIC

4:53:58 > 4:53:59SHE SHRIEKS

4:54:03 > 4:54:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mrs Z!

4:54:04 > 4:54:06What would Father Christmas say?!

4:54:06 > 4:54:09Wow, after all that Christmas commotion,

4:54:09 > 4:54:11I think we could all use a nice singsong.

4:54:11 > 4:54:12Altogether now!

4:54:12 > 4:54:15# Rudolph the red nose reindeer

4:54:15 > 4:54:18# Had a very shiny nose! #

4:54:18 > 4:54:20Oh, not you again, Tee Cee! Next!

4:54:20 > 4:54:22Oh, man!

4:54:22 > 4:54:23Nice work, Tee Cee!

4:54:23 > 4:54:25Accept a virtual high-five from me.

4:54:25 > 4:54:29But now, I think it's time we heard from you talented lot!

4:54:29 > 4:54:31It's this week's 15 second fans.

4:54:31 > 4:54:33My favourite show is The Next Step

4:54:33 > 4:54:37and The Dumping Ground, because I love to dance!

4:54:37 > 4:54:38And The Next Step, I love it,

4:54:38 > 4:54:41because it's just got so much drama!

4:54:41 > 4:54:42Belting!

4:54:42 > 4:54:45Hi. My favourite thing on CBBC

4:54:45 > 4:54:48is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

4:54:48 > 4:54:51cos it's very funny, and I get to tell jokes at school.

4:54:51 > 4:54:52Bye!

4:54:52 > 4:54:54I love you, CBBC!

4:54:54 > 4:54:56Excellent work!

4:54:56 > 4:54:58My name is Freya, and my favourite TV shows would have to be

4:54:58 > 4:55:00The Next Step, Horrible Histories,

4:55:00 > 4:55:03Deadly 60, and Hetty Feather.

4:55:03 > 4:55:06And in fact, actually, I love them ALL,

4:55:06 > 4:55:09because you learn new stuff,

4:55:09 > 4:55:11they're full of drama, and they're really funny.

4:55:11 > 4:55:13Good job!

4:55:13 > 4:55:15- Our favourite show is... - BOTH:- ..so Awkward!

4:55:15 > 4:55:18My favourite character is Mr Malone...

4:55:18 > 4:55:22And my favourite character is Lily Hampton.

4:55:22 > 4:55:24BOTH: Goodbye, CBBC!

4:55:24 > 4:55:25Bravo!

4:55:25 > 4:55:29But now, we want to hear about your favourite CBBC moment of 2016.

4:55:29 > 4:55:32Whether it was Blinkbot's reveal or the whole of So Awkward,

4:55:32 > 4:55:34just record 15 seconds telling us all about it,

4:55:34 > 4:55:36and upload it through the Whoops web page.

4:55:36 > 4:55:38Quick, get your skates on!

4:55:38 > 4:55:40We're off to a winter wonderland with the Ice Stars.

4:55:40 > 4:55:43It's the annual Christmas skate, and they've even brought presents.

4:55:43 > 4:55:45I hope there's a mince pie!

4:55:45 > 4:55:47MUSIC: Rather Be by Clean Bandit ft Jess Glynne

4:55:48 > 4:55:51Me and Lauren are just getting ready to go to

4:55:51 > 4:55:56a Christmas skate with all the skaters from the ice rink.

4:55:57 > 4:56:00THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

4:56:00 > 4:56:03Let's remind me never to go into a career in hairdressing.

4:56:03 > 4:56:04THEY LAUGH

4:56:07 > 4:56:09Lauren's done my hair and make up.

4:56:09 > 4:56:10What are you doing?

4:56:10 > 4:56:13It's not even touching my eyes.

4:56:13 > 4:56:16And she's found out that that's not what she wants to do for a job.

4:56:17 > 4:56:21Maybe I wanted to do it, I'm just not very good at it!

4:56:23 > 4:56:25We're ready to go!

4:56:27 > 4:56:28# N-n-no, no, no

4:56:28 > 4:56:30# No place I'd rather be

4:56:30 > 4:56:32# N-n-no, no, no,

4:56:32 > 4:56:34# No place I'd rather be

4:56:34 > 4:56:36# N-n-no, no, no

4:56:36 > 4:56:38# No place I'd rather be

4:56:38 > 4:56:40# When I am with you

4:56:40 > 4:56:42# There's no place I'd rather be. #

4:56:42 > 4:56:45When I walked in and I saw you in a Christmas jumper,

4:56:45 > 4:56:46I felt really out of place,

4:56:46 > 4:56:48because I thought loads of people would be in here,

4:56:48 > 4:56:49- but it's just you.- Yeah, I know.

4:56:49 > 4:56:51Let's go!

4:56:52 > 4:56:54Faster, faster, then! Ah!

4:56:59 > 4:57:02I've been trying to chase Charlie, but he keeps telling me to go away.

4:57:08 > 4:57:09Oh, I think that was sick!

4:57:11 > 4:57:12Yay!

4:57:14 > 4:57:15It's nice to have fun.

4:57:15 > 4:57:16And not do homework.

4:57:20 > 4:57:22This is my cool friend.

4:57:26 > 4:57:28I think we're showing off a little bit,

4:57:28 > 4:57:30but synchro's all about showing off, isn't it?

4:57:30 > 4:57:33Synchro were doing the spinning around on the floor thing,

4:57:33 > 4:57:35and then figure were jumping,

4:57:35 > 4:57:37and then hockey were going really fast,

4:57:37 > 4:57:38and we are just kind of milling around,

4:57:38 > 4:57:40because we didn't really have anything

4:57:40 > 4:57:41that looked that impressive.

4:57:41 > 4:57:43Becky!

4:57:43 > 4:57:45- Yeah?- Shall we do presents?- OK.

4:57:46 > 4:57:50- Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas. - Thank you.

4:57:59 > 4:58:00It's getting very Christmassy

4:58:00 > 4:58:02on Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-up,

4:58:02 > 4:58:03so you know what that means?

4:58:03 > 4:58:05Time for those Christmas tunes!

4:58:10 > 4:58:12I think I actually prefer that version.

4:58:12 > 4:58:14And finally, it's time to get ready to enjoy some festive,

4:58:14 > 4:58:15oh-so-Christmassy...

4:58:19 > 4:58:21..bucket of gunge?

4:58:21 > 4:58:22No, I was going to say mince pies.

4:58:22 > 4:58:24Or at least Brussels sprouts!

4:58:24 > 4:58:26Now, there are five sprouts in there.

4:58:26 > 4:58:29You need to get them out of this lumpy, lumpy gravy.

4:58:29 > 4:58:31Ooh, they do have sprouts! Maybe I can join in.

4:58:31 > 4:58:33I'm one of those strange people who actually likes sprouts,

4:58:33 > 4:58:35so any challenge involving this

4:58:35 > 4:58:36delicious, green, underrated vegetable

4:58:36 > 4:58:38shouldn't be too difficult.

4:58:41 > 4:58:44People can never just eat food nicely on these shows, can they?

4:58:44 > 4:58:45OK, then.

4:58:46 > 4:58:48This is the best challenge ever!

4:58:48 > 4:58:51And this episode has two of my favourite guest appearances.

4:58:51 > 4:58:53You've probably already guessed one by now.

4:58:53 > 4:58:54All right?

4:58:54 > 4:58:57I mean, yes, Hacker is great.

4:58:57 > 4:58:58I did actually mean The Vamps.

4:58:58 > 4:59:00# All night, no sleep

4:59:01 > 4:59:05# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming... #

4:59:05 > 4:59:06And, of course...

4:59:06 > 4:59:09Why does Santa have three gardens?

4:59:09 > 4:59:11Yes, um, Hacker, too!

4:59:11 > 4:59:12But I did actually mean Olly Murs.

4:59:12 > 4:59:14Last year, I met you down at X Factor,

4:59:14 > 4:59:16and you gave me this T-shirt,

4:59:16 > 4:59:18which I absolutely love.

4:59:18 > 4:59:21Yeah, um, let's not tell Hacker that I forgot to include him in this, OK?

4:59:21 > 4:59:24How very dare you, Myles?

4:59:25 > 4:59:26Speaking of favourite things,

4:59:26 > 4:59:29which 100% definitely includes Hacker as well,

4:59:29 > 4:59:30Sam gets creative with cake.

4:59:31 > 4:59:32He's eating the cake!

4:59:32 > 4:59:34And cut.

4:59:34 > 4:59:35LAUGHTER

4:59:41 > 4:59:43You all right, mate?

4:59:44 > 4:59:45OK?

4:59:45 > 4:59:47- Bit salty, innit?- Yeah! Wowzers!

4:59:47 > 4:59:49This is a brilliant idea from Sam.

4:59:49 > 4:59:51This could even give Rank The Prank some competition.

4:59:51 > 4:59:53This is the final episode.

4:59:53 > 4:59:55That's right, we're going out with a bang.

4:59:59 > 5:00:00Look at that reaction!

5:00:01 > 5:00:03But next time, please don't waste cake.

5:00:03 > 5:00:05Everyone knows that if you've got cake,

5:00:05 > 5:00:06you've got to treat it carefully,

5:00:06 > 5:00:07like it's very, very precious.

5:00:07 > 5:00:11And luckily, I don't have the budget to explode cake.

5:00:11 > 5:00:12I have had a brainwave, though.

5:00:12 > 5:00:16How about combining it to make a Brussels sprout gravy cake?

5:00:16 > 5:00:19Mm. Santa, I know exactly what I want for Christmas.

5:00:19 > 5:00:22Brussels sprout gravy cake. That sounds delicious.

5:00:27 > 5:00:29My Life, in case you haven't seen it...

5:00:29 > 5:00:30And if not, why not?

5:00:30 > 5:00:32'Oh, sorry, I was busy.' All right.

5:00:32 > 5:00:34It follows the lives of lots of children,

5:00:34 > 5:00:36each with their own story to share.

5:00:36 > 5:00:38And the latest episode deals with the School Of Rock musical,

5:00:38 > 5:00:41and how the kids went about getting their parts in the show.

5:00:41 > 5:00:43I got the part of Katie.

5:00:43 > 5:00:45I was so excited. My mum came rushing down the stairs

5:00:45 > 5:00:47and just said, "You've got the part!"

5:00:47 > 5:00:49And it's just, wow!

5:00:49 > 5:00:51That has given me a memory. When I...

5:00:51 > 5:00:54I've just remembered, I was in a musical once.

5:00:54 > 5:00:56Not like, a West End performance.

5:00:56 > 5:00:57Dead-end.

5:00:57 > 5:00:59I forgot my line while I was singing,

5:00:59 > 5:01:00and just had to make it up.

5:01:00 > 5:01:02# Ba da, ba da

5:01:02 > 5:01:04# All the rest of the words to this song

5:01:04 > 5:01:07# Ba da da These are the words I'm singing. #

5:01:07 > 5:01:09And no-one noticed, because I had such a beautiful voice,

5:01:09 > 5:01:10people just got lost in it.

5:01:10 > 5:01:12They just got taken to that place, you know?

5:01:12 > 5:01:14The My Life documentary about that performance

5:01:14 > 5:01:16is me just staring into the camera, just whispering,

5:01:16 > 5:01:17"Help, help, help."

5:01:17 > 5:01:18# To the song, ba da da.. #

5:01:18 > 5:01:19"Help me!"

5:01:19 > 5:01:22# These are the words I'm singing, Words I'm saying, words. #

5:01:22 > 5:01:23The kids in this episode of My Life, much better.

5:01:23 > 5:01:26And they're much younger. That happened to me last week.

5:01:26 > 5:01:27# Ba da da. #

5:01:27 > 5:01:29The kids in School Of Rock do a lot of research,

5:01:29 > 5:01:31as well, for their big... It is, cos it's like, a big deal.

5:01:31 > 5:01:33So they go out of their way to like, make sure

5:01:33 > 5:01:35they know what it's going to be like.

5:01:35 > 5:01:38The West End is full of productions starring children...

5:01:39 > 5:01:42..from Matilda to Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

5:01:42 > 5:01:45Right now, I am going to meet

5:01:45 > 5:01:48two of the Charlies from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

5:01:48 > 5:01:50Wait, two Charlies?

5:01:50 > 5:01:52Two Charlies And The Chocolate Factory? Is that the sequel?

5:01:52 > 5:01:55Two Charlies up there, just both...

5:01:55 > 5:01:56Both inside one big jumper.

5:01:56 > 5:01:57"I've got the golden ticket."

5:01:57 > 5:01:59"Actually, mate, I think you'll find that's mine."

5:01:59 > 5:02:00No, of course not.

5:02:00 > 5:02:03Do not be such a silly goose all the time, Myles.

5:02:03 > 5:02:05A lot of the times in shows, they just have...

5:02:05 > 5:02:07Sometimes they have more than one actor playing the same part.

5:02:07 > 5:02:10That was another thing that happened to me in the musical I was doing.

5:02:10 > 5:02:12I was playing the main part every other day,

5:02:12 > 5:02:14turned up on Monday, the other guy was doing it.

5:02:14 > 5:02:17Turned up on Friday, the other guy was still doing it.

5:02:17 > 5:02:20Then it turned out I wasn't even in the musical and it was just a dream.

5:02:20 > 5:02:23- You've got to keep it whilst you young, aren't you?- Definitely.

5:02:23 > 5:02:25Cos when you're young, you have, like,

5:02:25 > 5:02:27a matter of, like, five years to do it.

5:02:27 > 5:02:30And then, when you're, like...

5:02:30 > 5:02:33When your voice breaks, until, like, 20,

5:02:33 > 5:02:35there'll hardly be any jobs, will there?

5:02:35 > 5:02:37I'm 20, so that's...

5:02:38 > 5:02:40That's encouraging.

5:02:41 > 5:02:44But apart from those daunting realisations, My Life is very good.

5:02:44 > 5:02:46The show.

5:02:46 > 5:02:48With time running out, and everyone really tired,

5:02:48 > 5:02:51even our director, Lawrence, is feeling the pressure.

5:02:53 > 5:02:56Guys, please, learn your lines!

5:02:56 > 5:02:58We open, like, in a week.

5:02:58 > 5:03:00I'm very excited to follow up to My Life.

5:03:00 > 5:03:02Your Life, where it's just someone standing on a street corner,

5:03:02 > 5:03:04just pointing at people, trying to guess.

5:03:04 > 5:03:08"You're a doctor? You're, maybe, a...bird trainer?"

5:03:08 > 5:03:10No cameras, either. It's just a dream, again.

5:03:10 > 5:03:12I can't believe I didn't get the main part, when I was younger.

5:03:12 > 5:03:15Such a talented fellow! Great work, old chum.

5:03:15 > 5:03:18Now, then, get your jotters and pencils at the ready for a pop quiz.

5:03:18 > 5:03:21You must correctly identify the following CBBC personalities.

5:03:21 > 5:03:23It's time for Guess Whom?

5:03:24 > 5:03:27Bog off and I never want to see you again!

5:03:27 > 5:03:28Guess whom?

5:03:29 > 5:03:31Oh, why don't you all just bog off?!

5:03:31 > 5:03:33Uh-huh! I am Tracy Beaker!

5:03:33 > 5:03:36My name's Ruby-Lou, and I'm eight years old.

5:03:40 > 5:03:41Guess whom?

5:03:45 > 5:03:46I was Emily from The Next Step.

5:03:47 > 5:03:51Today, we are meeting ten-year-old Zack,

5:03:51 > 5:03:52who has a broken leg.

5:03:52 > 5:03:55Guess whom?

5:03:55 > 5:03:57Earlier, Jamie came into the emergency department

5:03:57 > 5:03:59with a sore neck.

5:03:59 > 5:04:01Let's find out what the doctors do next!

5:04:03 > 5:04:05I am Dr Chris from Operation Ouch!

5:04:05 > 5:04:08Ten out of ten, full marks all round!

5:04:08 > 5:04:10Do you have an impressive CBBC impression?

5:04:10 > 5:04:11Well, we'd like to see it.

5:04:11 > 5:04:14Record your impression, remembering to reveal who you were,

5:04:14 > 5:04:16and send it to us through the Whoops web page.

5:04:16 > 5:04:17Guess whom?

5:04:17 > 5:04:20Now, I've been cooking up a surprise all day and it's finally ready,

5:04:20 > 5:04:22so grab a spoon and get stuck into this delicious lot.

5:04:22 > 5:04:25It's all the best bits from CBBC this week.

5:04:25 > 5:04:26Bon appetit!

5:04:26 > 5:04:29What is the name of this popular Christmas song?

5:04:34 > 5:04:36Do you know, Mrs B?

5:04:38 > 5:04:40# Oh, when the snowman brings the snow

5:04:40 > 5:04:41# The snowman brings...

5:04:41 > 5:04:43- # La la la la... # - LAUGHTER

5:04:43 > 5:04:45It's a timed round!

5:04:45 > 5:04:47- Do you want to pass?- Pass!

5:04:47 > 5:04:48It's I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day!

5:04:48 > 5:04:50Sorry!

5:04:50 > 5:04:55OUT OF TUNE: # I wish it could be Christmas every day

5:04:55 > 5:04:59# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. #

5:04:59 > 5:05:01LAUGHTER

5:05:01 > 5:05:02OK, Laura?

5:05:02 > 5:05:06# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. #

5:05:06 > 5:05:08If I take that bauble off the tree,

5:05:08 > 5:05:10the tree will fall down. Watch this, Karim!

5:05:10 > 5:05:13Watch this! If I touch it, I bet it falls down.

5:05:15 > 5:05:17Give it another go.

5:05:17 > 5:05:19Touch the bauble and the tree falls...

5:05:20 > 5:05:22- Just...- Maybe one more.

5:05:22 > 5:05:24- Just...- One more.

5:05:24 > 5:05:25Yeah, no, didn't work.

5:05:25 > 5:05:28- Karim?- Yeah?- Just throw it to Scream Street, will you?

5:05:28 > 5:05:30- I'm so embarrassed.- Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying, what?

5:05:30 > 5:05:32- Just throw to the show. - What? What are you saying?

5:05:32 > 5:05:35- Just throw to Scream Street, cos the tree didn't...- Oh!

5:05:35 > 5:05:36I'm really... I've shown myself right up here.

5:05:36 > 5:05:38Yeah, you should be a bit embarrassed.

5:05:38 > 5:05:39I'm a little bit ashamed of myself.

5:05:39 > 5:05:42Put the brakes on that emotional farewell, cos we may be out of time,

5:05:42 > 5:05:46but YOU can catch all this lot and even more on the CBBC iPlayer.

5:05:46 > 5:05:48Is that bus driving off again?

5:05:48 > 5:05:50Mayday, Mayday, can anyone hear me? I've missed the bus!

5:05:50 > 5:05:53Can someone tell my nana I'm going to be late for bingo?